crack
https://i.postimg.cc/J0Vypw9p/Screenshot-2025-11-28-04-00-19-769-com-cygames-umamusume.jpgI really think it is impossible to get S turf and sprint with this horse without work (she unfortunately is not in the legacies)
Can't be arsed
peta the horse is here
>>217143875isn't left a nazi and right a communist
>depression
Clear off Venus’s cloud coverage, drag it further away from the sun and then give it Io as a moon
This is a crucifixion. This is political.
If a man wants to throw hands, he can catch my smoke. Fisticuffs are for boys; real men draw their pistol.
>>217143902been a while since i've seen this image
even if I stop speed training at 1050 I dont think I can get 1200 or even 1100 in another skill...
my crazy horse: https://i.postimg.cc/J0Vypw9p/Screenshot-2025-11-28-04-00-19-769-com-cygames-umamusume.jpgstill not sprint but its all coming
>>217143929i have two guns, one for each of ya!
>>217143996mouseman i regret to inform you that thats not a horse
horse riding a dolphin
>>217143840ah, hwell, the Finnegans have got to hwake sometime, faith and begorrah!
Peter Griffin ins more Irish than me (assuming his father is imbred in America because the scale tips slightly yes it does)
*dabs*
i'm almost as good at figuring out real world locations from photos as that autismo fella who's frighteningly good at geoguessr
>>217144218Not as good as me that's all I know
fuck my nigger life
Actually been a lot of good movies this year interestingly enough. Do you want me to list them?
so we're just leaving that one at 285 yeah
>>217144218where's this >>217144127
test
Got the Summoning Salt on
x
who was that woman whos mother made her do a nude photoshoot
>>217144332hollywood
>>217144381house like that costs 50k in america YOU CANT SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
need to go and get my flu shotbit weird to get it during summer but last time i got the flu was during the summer(note to piss-taking northern hemispheroids, it is currently on the cusp of summer in the southern hemisphere)
ktim
>>217144459dont get that woke shit
croikey mayte its bladdy crimbo better go get me suncream on an get the fackin barbie lit up
Get your bloody arses in gear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A92a3sOVJ1g
fuck me the zinc must have kicked in i just came all over my own chest. grimmers
in wynnum if anyone wants to meet up for a fight or perhaps a bum x
I forgot matikane SR card so no lucky 7s so this horse is what it is and its OK because no S tier turf or sprint
you can't drive a parked car
>>217144490she fed it to the dog
You're all under arrest
was sat in my car in a hotel parking lot last night and some smelly curry man rolled up in a security buggy and shone a torch in my face and then moved on without approaching any further, now what was the point of that?
>>217144688showing himself as a preventitive measure. sun tzu
chance to gain a random skillyou get... left handed
might start making sketch comedy videos where i've just stolen jokes from british shows from the 90s, no one will notice
>>217144688presumably wanted to know why you were sat in your car in a car park in the middle of the night you weirdo
ok this game might be cool
>>217144688cant let those crackers get too comfortable
>>217144774she wouldve looked better with the evil chicken feet from osrs on
>>217144768just wanted to get out of the house for a while and that
why did they remaster oblivion and not morrowind? original oblivion still looks fairly decent and is actually playable unlike morrowind
>>217143840Peters
>>217144865cus morrowind filters a great deal of bethesda players
im playing uma game (being unlucky)
>>217144910it wouldn't if they remade it to not be hot wank on a sponge
waiting for you to post about uma game to listen
>>217144987good post
im tapping class rep on the head prerace so she makes air jerking motions and goes geenjeCOMgeenjeCOMgeenjeCOMgeenjeCOMdeele
>>217145010get some sleep lad
1200 speed 332 stam (I rolled mati for triple 7s and didnt get it on stam) 609 power 247 guts 641 wit no S turf or S sprint
i like being australian, it feels like i've been handed a golden ticket by god. however he also gave me a small willy so i suppose it's rough with the smooth
apparently that one is worse than the A rank bakushin I have this one has class rep ultimate, kiss for courage, p.o. curvature, corner recovery(!), prudent positioning, fast-paced, turbo sprint, huge lead, and countermeasure so I guess it sucks because no straightways acceleration (like I said I am being unlucky)
too much stam, too much speed... unlucky training. almost managed to holdmyself back on speed this time but forgot that wit trains speed (only had one wit training with 20+ speed (22) gain though)
>>217145057I would hate being australian, having to move from city to city looking for a perfect wave
even tachyon (on my home screen) just told me to go to sleep!
>>217145083aren't the only good waves in america in los angeles and hawaii?
ik u no that dic tus my feet (her)
we go again (I have the energy for it) then after that I have 2 runs left with my toughness (thankfully! I wanted to do 2 more and not just 1 or whatever!)
first thing i'd do if i ever went to america is get a gun and shoot myself
whenever i see a white doctor they're always dressed in standard smart casual with no frills, but whenever i see a jeet doctor they've always got the white coat on, and sometimes the stethoscope around their neck as well. status-obsessed freaks they are, the jeets
MILLIONAIRE INDIAN MAN WHO GOT A SOLID GOLD 24-CARAT TSHIRT MADE FOR HIM STABBED AND ROBBED
the other horses are never umazed at my jukebox song requests (always bakushin)...
I will not stop
omds
till my horse collapse... till her legs fall off... till her assets big... I will get S rank...
Rorke listening to fleet foxes>>217145009Phwoar
27% chance to fail speed (failed), practise perfect24% chance to fail speed (success) !! double dip ! GACHAA
WOOOOOOOOOO
>>217145246screaming
time to get NZ horse cup horse penis trophy
got it. that shit looks like a hrose penis!
>>217145350>>217145378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEoicOB7Y9Q
made a coffee
sipped a coffee
pondering a wank
glad to see brits have stopped pretending they prefer tea to coffee. it was a really petty way to differentiate yourselves from us
so the weather is nicer on sunday this weekend but liverpool play at 2pm on sunday which presents some problems
Morning lads.
>>217145463brits have drunk coffee for longer than america has been a country
Booking a reservation at Dorsia
>>217145545And pretending to prefer tea the whole time just like they pretend to be British. Don't for a second think we don't have you figured out over here. Most powerful nation Earth has ever seen.
>>217145563the results are very much in and you'd be a fool to ignore them
going is not good so im not doing 2 more runs with toughness. I would play more, but I am not lucky
putting all of the days sprinters in the same exhibition race (with mayo top gun) and theyre all front runners so they go shit themselves. all those 600 wit horses go insane on the track though. they all came basically last
dood
is it easy to go up mont blanc? can you just rock up with some trail shoes and a down jacket or do you need proper alpine gear?
hi
>Hong Kong tower block fire death toll rises to 128
>>217145740hi
Woke up to my alarm turned it off and accidentally fell back asleep if I end up doing this again I WILL KILL MYSELF
exhibition matches show that you only need corners OR triple 7s (pref corners), and ignited SPD maybe (although it is overkill somewhat), for kiss of courage
Ah yes, immigration surely is the source of our problems, not that the western bosses are trying to retain a grasp on the world
immigration surely is the source of our problems
>>217145822spaintard
Sadly it’s just the world we live in now
diversity isnt our strength, DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH is something you shout before hitting your hand with a diversity or shoot yourself in the mouth with a diversity
>>217145829Absolutely mate! If you buy a ticket for our party's conference you get a 10% discount voucher for any shop you like! Subscribe to our newsletter and get notifications to our nearby events early!
>>217145872I dont go shopping I steal. remove all taxes and VAT
217145870
You'd have no modern economy without 'mgrants y'all, just keeping it real. Know this because I actually WATCH youtube, unlike you.
>>217145851her nipple is off centre
would if ugly girl and not a tranny. that wasnt a compliment, trannies
I have to read three Wall Street journal articles everyday now some rich finance guy told me to
Beginning to think the psy-ops arm of the CIA actually has a shoestring budget all things considered. Give the guy a boost on views and guests lists but 500 dollars for cameras and mics.
toby sexo (im a girl)
>>217145944sexo
I broke my door while raging because of the fucking barking now it won't close properly unless I lock it
>>217145954that fucking bitch
>>217145954Shut up
now ranked 31.3K TT (was like 37K) I didnt help my team much today because the A ranked horses (both sprint) didnt get S turf or sprint. but that will come tomorrow. for that, in the days runs, I learnt of the power of the late game ability to pass skill, which boosted my 3rd weakest bakushin up to 2nd, and sometimes beats the most strongest bakushinbut in those test races maru kept winning so it doesnt really matter
>>217146003looks really fit there probably cut out the feet on purpose while being footfetish horse
>>217145954You need to go talk to the owners and pray to God they're not violently Russian
>>217145851>>217146003/brit/ more like /mid/
>>217143840>>crackDon't scare me. First Ireland, and now Scotland?
goodnight then (uma going is not good rn) I have 3 horses to level up - maybe 4 - and no coins, but I need to level up all of my support cards for that huge .4% boost addition (currently it is like 2.3%) before hitting A rank and then dropping back down to B3 and having that extra bonus hehe
It’s so depressing It really is
>>217145952im a bloke gay boy LOL
>>217146060Why do men indulge women like this?
to be a little ungrateful I didnt win today, but I had fun and that is just as important as the overhanging fear that it is going to be a struggle again without kitasan OP (also have to use super creek again when I train a tachyon long) gn all. gngn
>>217146060has to be money laundering she doesn’t even get proper naked ever only shows her tits, no sex or nothing and you expect me to believe she’s made 95 mill for that? no chance
>>217146060this and people getting free money from cash ISAs is ruining the economy (so that banks and ISAs (blackrock) indeed) can continue to ruin the economy and make our lives worse funded by us. not their money they are losing when they go tank Disney, just saying
>>217146097true she does look Mexican
showertoil looms
>>217146086Off topic
any haters in? x
>>217146129not truemight be one of the other ones though
> A hero firefighter of 27 years service praised for his bravery was disciplined for not telling off colleagues for using the term 'fireman' and has now lost an unfair dismissal case.It’s over for the little guy
>>217146155you lot are fucked in the head
>>217143840Why does UK have such a strange, an odd name, the United Kingdom?The United Kingdom of whom? United Kingdom of Valinor and Ekradorn? The United Kingdom of Saudi Arabia? The United Kingdom of Erafia and Numinor? The expression "United Kingdom" is incomplete, it lacks the essential gist, the essential elements and features of the country.
>>217146173its a terrible undignified name i just call it britain (yes not england england is a shit name too)
>>217146060if you feel any emotions at this you are a low vibrational being. its so below me i simply dont care
>>217146193bro likes being poor
>>217146173it’s called “the uk” because of the woke
>>217146195not sure what this means and as a high vibrational entity ill spend no further thought on it
>>217146196It’s called Cymru
has mousey been up all night again?
piers Morgan Nick Fuentes interview let’s goooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzdw1MVJQME
>>217146211can you send some of those high vibrations up me arsehole later? plotting a big wank you see
>>217146223yeah he generally sleeps through the mornings and afternoons to avoid interacting with his carer that comes by everyday to make sure he takes his meds
>>217146208boioioioioing
>>217146208dont get how people find her fityes she has big chebs but her face looks like a pitbulls arse
>>217146238*gives you a spiritual bum orgasm that activates all of your chakras*
*adds that to the long list of things you dont get*
just said "normal milk is fine" to the woke barista
Oy vey!
Need to wanc
>>217146232rather listen to paint dry mate
>>217146290I usually say "milk spit flavoured" if the barista is a qt
Rorke changing the goalposts after labour reduced immigration to 200k
"After inc" kept me up 2 hours past my bedtime. Have to play disc golf tomorrow morning for pete's sake!
>>217146304no wonder the araps take such a hard stance on battydom, they’d just vanish in a generation or two if it was allowed
>>217146304corr zesty mandemwhat are they eyetalians
>>217146318*movingmong
>>217146304I should have specified. I need a wanc to straight cis females
>>217146304mental how those little paki fellas on bikes are literally everywhere these days
MrBeast has announced a major philanthropic partnership with the Rockefeller Foundation.The two forces say they’re taking their mission to help children in Africa and around the world to a whole new level.
Thingken about society
>>217146350>help children in Africaand exactly how long have they tried helping the niglets without any noticeable positive effects?
Rorke shifting the goalposts after labour reduced immigration to 200k
>>217146376Atleast she does actual sextapes though she earns her money unlike Sophie rain who only shows tits
>>217146376that guys on 200k aud
>>217146376looks like america or australia hes probably on like a million pounds
>>217146389spainfreak
dont forget to enter the euromillions
Mental theres 80 year old lads walking around with a better hairline than me.... my life has only just begun!
Rorke repositioning the goalposts after labour reduced immigration to 200k
>>217146407he's up early for his 16 hour 4chan shift.
>>217146376live your dream in western australia
>>217146399yep
Deport the British lower classReplace them with a nice quiet Indian family with strong work ethics and family values
decided its more important i fix my pooing than go to the office today
>>217146394That’s like 30k gbp
>>217146401i wonder if leftists like him know what muslims really believe (none of it aligns with leftism) or perhaps he does and he just doesnt care and is willing to abandon his principles to garner votes?
leftypol logic be like >we have now reduced the amount of poo in your rice from 50% to ONLY 30%!>so why are you still mad??
Why is yelling the default voice for the lower class? Why can't they just talk normally
>>217146443gay benchod points
>>217146448Take it to facebook gramps Oh wait youll get arrested
>>217146434Yes Tommy lad
>>217146451not articulate enough innit
>Sir Salmon Rushdie tells LBC he thinks 1970s-style casual racism has returned to the UK rorke ignoring this one
>>217146448>Starmer>LeftistLmao
>>217146452fuck sake bank of englands been done in AGAIN
>>217146449wow
Isn't the Queen supposed to be dead? Why did I find her showing me her hairy vagina tonight?
>>217146466need competitive racism to return
>>217146467he's centre-left which means left-wing.
Kittenberg is 6 months old today :3They grow up so fast :3
my demonic stone effigy is telling me to do evil acts again
>>217146493lets see it
>>217146488isn’t sir starmer one of those fabian types?
>>217146498Why demonic? It looks quite nice.
I will genuinely send someone £20 if they can come around and make me a cuppa
>>217146507dont trust its welcoming appearance, this stone ruined my life
>>217146516poor little lamb you ungover
normalize committing suicide
Why doesn't jadey do nudes literally what's the point
changed tyres of me mother-in-law’s car today, and fucke me it’s a bloody devil’s car the little hyundai clutch is a right bastard
>>217146539that's our VP you're talking about mister
>>217146543laughing imagining a swede saying this in their funny little accent and elf hat
>>217146534Do it and shut up.
>>217146567can't because of the stigma associated with it
>>217146551are we nought more but a caricature for you, bruce?
>>217146575You will not suffer the stigma once you are dead.
a wank is on the cards
>>217146597course not you silly bugger but it doesn't help
>>217146597me to jesus when im a roman soldier executing him
>£379 for a PS5is that a good deal gaymer bros I'm such a consoomer I feel the need to buy something for black friday even though I'm traditionally such a scrooge.
The greatest actor of all time.
We are all Charlie Kirk
Sick to death of how "umami" has completely just replaced the word "savory" It came completely out of nowhere as well, seemingly
i'm not
>>217146637Buy a refurb for even cheaper, if you're gonna consoom
When they bring out the domestic robots will people still wipe their own arse or will the robots do it?
>>217146646>"I went to schools and met people, some of whom are very high functioning on the autistic spectrumn. I met a 17-year-old who had the mental age of a one and a half year old. Everything was just about bodily functions. Smell. Sexual arousal. Shitting. Whatever. So when I hear people use diagnostic labels casually – Sherlock is autistic, Turing is autistic – it really upsets me."Benedict Cumberbatch on autistic retards
>>217146656Different things though
About half a roll of toilet paper left in this house of 5 Refuse to buy it again, I'll hold out strong
>>217146656You don't understand rorke, only the Japanese are capable of conceptualising your experience whilst eating a welsh rarebit or a nice pie
>>217146637PS5 has been cancelled
>>217146420it's actually very hard to get into the mines. regardless of what people say. very nepotistic industry, which is understandable considering how much money they earn
>>217146685No mate, no they're not
>>217146685Simply incorrect
>>217146656weebs did it. same thing they did with plushie when as kids we just called them all teddies
more like wanksgiving am I right fellas aha
when you think about it having white skin is actually the weird one
two bloody bastard bhenchod christmas meals in a row next week
>>217146671what an autistic thing to sayautism is a spectrumsome act like sherlock, and some make a swastika on the wall with their own shit that's what a spectrum means
>>217146671people don’t really know what autism is, most doctors don’t even know what it is
>>217146734same, I deliberately picked contrasting menu choices so I'm not just having turkey roast over and over
>>217146060Ai will put an end to all of this
>>217146707Plushie drives me up the wall
what is Britain's favourite non Anglo-Saxon former territory?
Countries that don't have a Women's National Football Team:>Somalia>Yemen>Oman>Afghanistan>Bruneiall 5 are muslim mentalstarting to think they're a tiny bit sexist you know
>>217146671>Everything was just about bodily functions. Smell. Sexual arousal. Shitting.that 17 year old is a prodigious /brit/ poster
>>217146766africa i reckon
>>217146772leftypol pretending not to notice
>>217146766you mean colony? obviously Singaporeand Malaysia is #2
Remigration Now
>>217146765it's an industry term .consumers aren't supposed to know industry terms. but weebs do because their hobbies are fake. they dont like anime and manga for their own sake. they just follow japan stuff like its a job because they're nerds who have nowt else going on in life. thats why they adopt the same expressions as the lorry drivers who deliver their crap
Very festive this morning
make plushies teddies again
>>217143840You should've posted pic related instead. It's more peng
The old Nicktoons ranked, thoughts?
>>217146829I always called them stuffed animalsWas only a teddy if it was a bear Hence the name of my oldest teddy, big ted (he's the largest)
>>217146845ever shag big ted up the arse?
>>217146856Never because I'm not a mentally ill FREAK
>>217146845post big ted
wonder if carl benjamin knows how much i love and respect him
>>217146867He's lives at my parents house else I would
poo
>>217146772and they won't give back our cannon either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz8HmN2uvukFuturama was the greatest animated show ever made, and that includes japanese anime also
>>217146863not even humped him?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/skint-pregnant-mum-four-budget-36309267>Thea Jaffe, 40, single parent, North London>In a good month when UC gives full entitlement, Thea has a total of £6,142.00, from £2,800 in take-home pay and £3,342 in universal credit plus child benefit.Jet-setting 'DEI strategist' (whatever that means) and single mother to 3 mulatto children is subsidised £3300 for her to work and take home £2800 This woman is a parody of modern Britain.
might do a tactical an hero
>>217146926every right winger ive seen give analysis on this completely ignores the fact £2,800 comes from salarystill not great but only about half as bad at they are making it out to be
>you want to stick your tongue where? But I poop from there
going to watch the new stranger things when the gf comes round mine tonight when shes done with her yoga class
>>217146954The point is she's being paid more by the state to subsidise her childcare then she even brings in from a job
>>217146954so almost 3 grand take home and STILL gets another 3 grand off the taxpayer (tax free). it's fucking mental, there's no other way to describe it
About to torture myself with a cold shower yay
>>217146979>>217146983maybe jobs should pay more
>>217146954Literally everyone acknowledges that, not sure why you're being a disingenuous mong
love peeling off the dead callous skin from my hands
>>217146994Leftypol has done it againProblem solved!
>>217146926Also she's a yank jew
>>217146997>Literally everyone acknowledges thatproof? can you show me every right winger who has given analysis on this and show me where they acknowledge that £2,800 comes from salary?
>>217146982yeah i'd suck her nips
GARLIC
crime pays nigga crime pays
>>217147026Can you give me proof that "every right winger ive seen give analysis on this completely ignores the fact £2,800 comes from salary"?
>>217147062you first cunt
How about instead of paying a Jewish American immigrant thousands of pounds a month so she can "work" spreading her subversive Jewish ideology and look after her half caste kids we just deport the lot!
>>217147026>proof?Look through the archive. Every discussion about her has acknowledged that.>noo that's too much effortOh right stop posting lies then, that must be too much effort too
>look through the archive
she's like a fine wine only getting better with age
Leftypol's been absolutely raped to bits
Test
>>217147121should perm her hair and go for a howard stern look
>>217147121crack niggas looking for they crack
>>217147158scream
>>217147080you made your claim first you coward
>autistic multiplayer game I've been playing for years doesn't have voice chat>you can join the discord though for some servers to get the same kind of thing>actually joined one>pretty sure everyone in the server was some incredibly autistic teenagerReckon I'm almost double the age of the average player. How grim
>>217147118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRYwbGgd3XQyoutube recommending some absolute fire
he's got his seetheleys out
NEW
>>217147216where?? *looks around*
>>217146834my top tiers would be:invader zimrend and stimpyangry beaverssponbobim a zoomer tho so half the stuff in the pic wasnt airing anymore for me
>>217147152you are no longer shadowbanned
>>217147191SSM if he never touched a drop of alcohol
>>217147265>>217147265>>217147265
>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit
