edition of jam.what more can i say?it's the jam edition.
>>217148987chicken is a pretty tasteless meat for a sausage. you'd have to really season that to make it anything more than a protein willy
>>217148991kek
>>217149002Who says I need anything more than a protein willy?
mashing up gnats and sticking them in a sausage
>>217148978but you won't fool,the children of the jam edition,yeah you won't fool,the children of the jam edition
jam lovers rise upwe're taking back controlas it were before, it will be again
>>217149062i'm a ham lover. where do i fit in to all this?
i just almost fucking died because I was going to fast in the rain and changing lanes too quickly I aquaplaned or whatever it’s called and almost went straight into the central reservation
justin bieber circa 2009-2010 is when i realised i was bi cos phwoar i'd have plowed himto be clear i was also 12 at the time
>>217149077nahh
>>217149076Real paki behaviour this
alri /brip/ im here now hows it foing
>>217149077ever think you're actually just shit and thought that about him because shagging him would prove worth in some way
>Afghan shoots two members of the nation guard>the next day trump announces a ban on all third world immigrationMeanwhile we're debating whether to give a Sri Lankan terrorist asylum status
>>21714908477 miles an hour calm down
>>217149076Have you learnt your lesson or are you still going to zoom around as fast as you can like a fucktard
also /brik/ im queer now hows it boing
>>217149108He also said remigration is the only solution lmao
>>217149075in a XXL i reckon haha
not clicking that
>>217149108almost makes you want to get taken over officially the US rather than just having two teir keir tell us what to do! that all powerful wretch who has changed our country completely!
you didn't link this thread properly
why didnt he link it properlywhat a freak
i hate you and i'm going to attack you when you least expect it
>>217149145click it
What are you going to do, Keir Starmer
hm
eating breakfast
>>217149153We were treated to 26 gloriously diego-free posts
It is with deepest sorrow that we announce the passing of Peter Whittle, founder and director of the New Culture Forum.Peter passed away yesterday evening surrounded by his loved ones.It is hard to overstate the impact Peter and the NCF have had on Britain’s cultural and political landscape since he founded the NCF twenty years ago.Peter’s courage, passion, integrity, wit and intellect inspired millions in Britain and around the world to think critically, challenge cultural orthodoxies, and champion free speech.The NCF will continue to honour Peter’s vision and values.Rest in peace, @prwhittle.
>>217149159I will not
>>217149114Yeah defo
>>217149178you will
ok so that's a man having sex with the carcass of a turkey by fucking its severed neck hole
>>217149152>>217149153we ain't goin' to heaven
>>217149177Rip
>>217149202it is god's will to decide not yours
pet trilobites gone mental
going back in time 300 trillion years and spaffing into the primordial ooze so every human on earth looks like a clone of me
>>217149226>>217149242The infamous australian paleozoic discord is raiding
some of you give off heavy closeted trans vibes ngl
>>217149242shut up you goddamn nigger
Ofcom has announced they intend to block 4chan in December due to the site's non-compliance with the Online Safety Act.Just a few days left.
>>217149272I used to wanna be but I’m 6’3 with a massive neck and head so it was never gonna work
we need more rosie jones in our lives
>>217149275I'm not ready to say goodbye
how does grok talk like more of a fag than chatgpt wtf
>>217149273
will kill myself if they block 4chan okay
>>217149289would love her big down syndrome tits flopping about in my face as she rides me
>>217149297screaming
>>217149289quieten down now, nish
big chungusscreaming
>>217149284it's never too late hun x
>>217149304send thast to ofcom mayb
if i was cute id lowkey do crossdresing stuff but im built like his
>>217149316you are going to be killed
RACHEL REEVES DOESN'T KNOW HOW HER NEW TAX WILL WORKThis is so embarrassingShe's actually stupid"How will your new mileage tax work?""Through M.O.T's""What if it's a new car, they don't need an M.O.T"Errr... don't know
>>217149351yes this is rachel reeves' actual genuine doing
>>217149351you know what's emabrrassingyouan unemployed dosser shitposting on 4chan at 11am is whining about economic policy
>>217149335if i were*
the only thing that goes in my economic policy is poosimple as
heckinomics
kill elon musk
Al creatures bring glory to God simply by being themselves and fulfiling their God-given roles in God’s creation
going to block 4chan are they yeah? in 2 weeks is it yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3tQiHlyQSs
>>217149382do you reckon grok or chatgpt produces the best creatures that bring glory to god
@grok why is mummy yelling at me
>>217149399was about to say wtf then i see why you wrote haha
gork AI sexy mode hindi
>>217149382God may not exist. His existence has never been proven.
imagine lifting diegos fat spherical body up in your arms and shagging it like one giant jiggly water balloon
need to poo but im going for a run first so it gets mashed up in my bum
Had to put the lights on lads. It's dark as fuck outside.
>>217149427wow real thought provoking there>proventhe existence of ontological transcendence cannot ever be (dis)proven
was gonna buy some stuff off amazon on the ol' black friday but then i search the items i was looking at on ebay and realise they're all listed for a lot less than the discount rate by people who bought stuff they used once and i realise i'm still getting scammed compared to anything's real value..........so i'm NOT spennin! simples.
the breeze of the wind dries the washing
>>217149457ebay coming in clutch af lately got some good stuff on there
corrrrcorrrrrCORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
the problematic media iceberg explained 3:40:38 5,394,285 views
>>217149473yeah ebay is great and it just gets better and better on there for used clothes as more and more people run out of money
>>217149480fatugly
>>217149486we seriously need to behead everoyne whos unironically used the phrase media literacy
>>217149486Just shoot all youtube essayists in the fucking headits as simple as that really
we mash up di place and fuck yi face and mek em all drink cum
>>217149445>the existence of ontological transcendence cannot ever be (dis)provenIf so then it would be completely stupid to assume the existence of God
>>217149284people often assume that im gay because of my face
>>217149521hs?
we had a buddhist monk at our uni. think he taught philosophy or RE
>>217149536ours taught chinese
brexit was the beginning of the end for this country
>>217149536>>217149545ours was a tai chi instructor. affectionately named kevin
explain that
>>217149532If his existence can't be proven or disproven then surely it is stupid to assume his existence, because he could also not exist.Just like if scientists were to say "whether our reality is a computer simulation or not cannot be proven or disproven", then it would be stupid to assume that we definitely live in a simulation, because it could be true that we don't live in a simulation.
>>217149134it really makes you wonder whether it feels good or not
cannot fuck stand comedian jre episodes
>>217149575prophet kira
>>217149575time traveler nigga
Got the German military music on
the indigenous 'mass
>>217149579>If his existence can't be proven or disproven then surely it is stupid to assume his existence, because he could also not exist.i dont see how this logically followsjust because something cannot be proven beyond all doubt doesn't mean there's not probabilistic weightingit is also what every humanbeing does all the time in their life anyway, no one can prove they exist>Just like if scientists were to say "whether our reality is a computer simulation or not cannot be proven or disproven", then it would be stupid to assume that we definitely live in a simulation, because it could be true that we don't live in a simulation.this is exactly my point, that cannot be proven but probabilistically it's incredibly low and logically pointless as it provides no ontological explanation
why are redditors so retarded
brick has gotta be the only person as tedious and dishonest as Diego, literally his perfect opponent
would love all religion and anti-religion mongs to put aside their fucking egos for one second and realise it's believing that the rules and ways of a given culture are being divinely enforced that matters and not whether they're right or wrongwould solve every problem the west had
hoovering a poo
>>217149638hs?
>>217149616yeah she looks like she's 'forgotten to eat' quite often
>>217149640actually cant make heads or tails of this postlike i can "understand" it but then it contradicts itself so wtf do you actually mean
Family of grey squirrels rummaging through my garden
who is brick
>>217149640>would love all religion and anti-religion mongs to put aside their fucking egos for one second and realise it's believing that the rules and ways of a given culture are being divinely enforced that matters and not whether they're right or wrong>would solve every problem the west had
nigga name is keir
Would you be racist shitlords if you could comfortably afford a nice family home?
>>217149664yeah it came out wrong i'll attempt this discussion when i'm not tired maybe (defo won't bother what's the point)
>>217149713i appreciate you admitting that
>>217149724of course she's a faker fan
>>217149724um
>>217149724How do you stop your child ending up like this?
been watching bald and bankrupt and feeling like he's me and i'm good with people
>>217149757no anime
Summer crops going in late after a cool spring slowing harvest. Hoping it's not too late and extreme heat will kill seedlings.
>>217149768are you also bald and/or bankrupt?
>>217149785alri bruce ingalls
>>217149788not baldnever had enough money or assets to be then declared bankrupt
>>217149784One of those things no kid is going to admit watching so hard to stop.
>>217149785end of t'season here, just picked my last tomatoes, now for 3 months of crushing grey weather 24/7
>>217149816I can't grow tomatoes. Always end up diseased for some reason. Got one plant this year which was going well in a tiny pot, so I repotted it and now it's fucked. Have you posted photos of your greenhouse before growing out of the potting mix bags?
i made all these friends at uni. and some of them i got close enough to to admit that i'd been on 4chan for a couple of years when i was younger and read all this stuff about the world and power and that. just essentially told them back in 2015 all the stuff that is common knowledge now. and every single one of them did these mental gymnastics over the last couple of years to convince themselves that they personally came up with this new understanding they've decided is right. and i'm not the sort to really want to claim credit for le redpilling that would be cringe to me. i know for a fact that my discussions with them never changed their mind and it's only the social pressures etc shifting. but fucking hell some normies will do anything to protect the view they have of themselves
any of you lot got a micro-willy?
what kinds of milk have you drunk /brit/?me personally:cowhumanhorseyakcamel
>>217149915blog on snorleord
>>217149915i mean this with the utmost respect mate but you're wretched little urchin if you actually think like this
A woman with big butt takes 10 minutes for the fart to escape between the cheeks
>>217149928Just cow and human for me as a non-bender. Bet you have drunk human milk straight from a bloke's cock.
>>217149956it's just louder, but the release time is the same
>>217149919yh
>>217149941if someone pretends they always liked a band you liked several years earlier would you not think that it reflects negatively on their character that they can't just be honest
>>217149964enjoying a nice exotic milk doesn't make me a bender nige
fuckin state of this pathetic bender
>>217149928cow milk and mine
>>217149985Have you drank the cock milk before? Yes or no
>>217150003prefer not to say
the most exotic milk i’ve drunk? coconut
>>217149983i mean i wouldn't really care, would just think of them as a poser
tried to make me fuck a wee crab, i said no no no,yes i like crab but not up my ass, up my hole hole hole
me? Reading the Wall Street journal
can you not post children in lingerie please
>>217150032
miss mikey like you wouldn't believe
when I was young I basically thought adults were blind idiots with how I kept getting away with things.now that I'm an adult I generally know what the kids are up to, I just choose to ignore it because it's not a big deal or I don't have the energy to police their nonsense. I pretend to not notice. I bet my parents did the same. really recontextualises some memories.
>>217150045
>>217150056remarkable insight into the low iq mind
>>217150032mad how some fella on wall street started a journal and it got turned into a newspaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8bNHRVwzyA
>>217150056when i was young i thought that life was so wonderful. a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
spence still stinking up the joint eh
>>217150056i refuse to believe my parents know i have a wank sometimes. adonbilibit!
>>217150056When I was a kid I thought adults were hyper-competent. Especially regarding the workforce. Soon realised most people in adult life and winging it without a clue.
proper fake deegs that
>>217149861Diseases could be one of a dozen things, especially in Australia, we have shit sunlight here but the cold kills off most diseases over winter - just trial and error figuring out whats killing your tomatoes and fixing it for next cycle.got any pics of them?
I have a small dick there’s no point even trying at anything in life
>>217150110hs?
>>217150082Tune
Saskia Teague, purported 'English nationalist' who thinks non-English folk aren't welcome in England, tweeted that she was visiting Ireland and 'loved it' there. She then did not post on Twitter for several days. Meanwhile, so-called 'Irish nationalist' Michael McCarthy disappeared from Twitter for the same period. The two regularly retweet one-another's comments.Could it be that an English nationalist and an Irish nationalist are engaged in an illicit relationship?One has to wonder...
>>217150130i disagree
>>217150119ktim
>>217150115No i don't, but the lower leaves are turning yellow and there's brown circular spots on higher placed leaves. It has been flowering but I suspect the fruit won't thrive. Sort of accepted I'll get what I get from it.
i've got something to say
living room smells of weed and arse
roomy arse smells of live weeds
back from my haircut with the qt 18 year old hairdresser. She had tight black leggings on and a hint of exposed midriff. She said my hair was nicely conditioned and constantly ran her fingers through it
My favourite toiling songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4c_SkROzzo
>>217150210*leans in with a cupped ear*
>>217150056mumberg's code for "your bedroom stinks of cum" was "phew it smells like boys in here~"how naive I was to think she didn't know exactly what I was up to with the door closed
>>217150252right so you asked her out then
>>217150263"diev et mon droit"
>>217150252>She had tight black leggings on and a hint of exposed midriff.fuck sake you must heav ebeen so hard
>>217150082listened to this album yesterday as it happens
home alone every night me
brit is not as fast as it used to be
>>217149363Yes it is
>>217150285you think someone boasting about a basic interaction with a female on 4chan has enough rizz for that? No I didn't ask her out>>217150302there was definitely a tingle down there when she got in close to do the ears
diego i thought you was dead
>>217150325i'm midday lad
>>217150066would love to take those plates and clap them together with his head between them
>>217150341did you maybe let her bare tummy glance across your arms of backs of your hand cos you just so happened to have them out in the way a bit haha
>>217150325Used to burn through a thread in 40 minutes on the reg
Hilarious how diego has worn down brick over the years with pure Christian logic Nowadays brick says "god may not exist" rather than "god doesn't exist"Who knows, another few years of this and he may be arguing "god exists but we can't know his nature" lmao
right today's plan>get the car valeted by enslaved albanians>meet friends in town for lunch>do the BIG shop>spend the rest of the afternoon working on my art project
>>217150372Hour and a half on this one already. Even a few months ago that would have been slow for a Friday night. Feels like there's only a few of us here posting.
the anti-american hostility is less now than it was when i started posting here
got the sickest pump going, feeling like a straight weapon, smashing timmies flat, ready to hang out with gangsters
>>217150422https://vocaroo.com/kUZH8OfxmeD
>>217150404Do the big shop on a Friday?If you're unemployed, why not doing it on a nice quiet monday?
>>217150396yea in your dreams
>>217150363I literally did yeahshe's just the right height that her little fupa rubs against my arm when she does the sides of my head, happens every time I get my haircut
>>217150396SCREAMvery true >i believe in the first transcendent cause but i dont believe it's the same as the christiain god
Everyone hates me
>>217150284>mumberg's code for "your bedroom stinks of cum" was "phew it smells like boys in here~why is this so hot
Emma Watson using my scrotal sac as a speedbag, thus rendering my tender spuds in a completely battered state.
mad how it's already summer 2026 in australia
>>217150442I'm employed, I'm hoping it won't be that busy midday but maybe that's optimistic
>>217149724who's that gook on the pillow under the desk?I see that pillow all the time on twitter
>>217150204early blight?plant varieties that are resistant
>>217150460please stop having sexual thoughts about my mother
>>217150492tell that to your da
>>217150485faker. some league player idk
>>217150284UM
>>217150452hi diego xwhere have you been x
reckon your mum ever huffed your boxers and had a laundry wank in the kitchen?
spraying leftypol with weedkiller
>>217150522hi mate busy with everything going on juggling a lot of work4chan just generally a bit limp dicked now isnt itbut like to give it a try every now and then
>>217150512Whew that's even gayer than I thoughtI figured it was some kpop or squid game guy
>Experts expected to advise against screening most men for prostate cancerSorry lads, we'll just have to keep dying unnecessarily in the tens of thousands every year.
>>217150488Does look like that. This plant was a wild seedling that came out of donated compost, so god knows what it came with.
>>217150545Mental how cooked we are
'cause we gon' shite this bum, we gon' go all night,we gon' shite this bum, like it's dino shite,'cause i told you once, now i told you twice,we gon' shite this bum, like it's dino shite
>>217150524No matehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmOc7VuRwzk
>>217150545screening my prostate right now
youtube not loading for me :/ whole website ://
Got a big ole jug of cum I won at a carnival
>>217150592Experiencing interruptions?
i put my ass up in the air sometimes,saying ayo,gotta let go,i gotta let it spray and live my life,saying ayo,gotta let go
>>217150592works on my machine
>>217150543yes this general is getting worse, too many weirdosgood to see youre doing well brother
>>217150623hope same for you x prolly take a break for lunch soon then maybe back in the afternoon
>>217150622ah fuck :/ banned from the 'tube :// because of those vids i'd bet :/// the ones of me pooing :////
>>217150639will you be having some drinks with us later x
>>217150650doubt drinks been proper on it recently like ridiculous levels of alcohol consumption and december not even started yet lolbut i'll likely be around yeah going in and out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VgCgXLfs5M
>>217150545you just gotta do it yourself then
might buy thislickle christmas present to myself even though I already bought the ayase momo nendoroid that's coming next month
space coup like E.T.
destroyed my mum's fanny when i came out of it. she had to have stitches.
>>217150694gay cunt grow up
>>217150694do you spaff on them
>>217150524my mum has never "wanked", I can assure you of that
>>217150704had to pull me out with forceps because I had a head like yakub
>>217150704lol, bet your da never recoveredoutdone by his own son
>>217150707havethats why i can afford to enjoy my hobbies>>217150710...nh
>>217149618>probabilistic weightingSo you think people should believe in God because, in your view, he's likely to exist. Well I think it's likely he doesn't exist. Maybe it's pointless entertaining the idea of whether God exists or not, just like it's pointless entertaining the idea of us potentially living inside a computer simulation, because neither problem can be conclusively answered.Instead of humans speculating about the existence of gods or whether our reality is a computer simulation, maybe humans should engage in scientific endeavours. Science seems to give us tangible and useful knowledge about our reality. Science has allowed humans to build great technology, and it has given us more knowledge about our universe (e.g. the existence of many galaxies, each of which contains millions of stars on average).
>>217150707have sex
brick vs diego episode 1000000
read any good articles lately
>>217150545>expectedcan journalist please stop entertaining this reporting of pre-announcementsfor a very small number of things it may be in the public interest, but is it really necessary to get the advanced scoop on the Association of Professional Bum Fiddlers, or could we have simply waited for them to deliver their upcoming report/announcement themselves?
>>217150746it is a bit of a gay hobby though you have to admit
>>217149640>You should believe in God, regardless of how credible the idea of God is, because the West will collapse if you don't believe in God!
>>217150784Hate journalists
>>217150754>i decide what it's worth thinking about/investigatingsource? trust me browell "proven"lmaoto give you an autistic video game analogy on your level of thinkingall you care about is grinding to the next levelwhile other people ask what is the point of this game to begin with
>>217149640okay, i'm converting to islam then
>>217150791Correct
>A decision is also expected to be made not to introduce screening for black men - the NHS says prostate cancer is "most common in men over the age of 50 or from a black African or Caribbean background">The committee is, however, expected to say it's in favour of screening men with BRCA1 and BRCA2 gene mutations - which increase someone's chances of developing cancer - every two years, from age 45 to 61lmao imagine if the NHS put out a campaign saying all black men needed to get fingered by a paki doctor every 2 years
we have ALWAYS been at war with east asia
>>217150805diego have you read 'silence' by shusaku endo
>>217150774isn't it funny how they're always around at the same time ready to have the same tedious non argument?
I can't believe I have to sit through 8 hours more
Christianity is a blueprint for a successful society
>>217150854terrifying book desu
30 min incel run complete i almost got 5kwas listening to 2hollis the whole time couldn’t even run 1 min straight 8 weeks ago
>>217150830awwww hell naw
>>217150854
einstein is second only to newton in all time rankings and in terms of the 20th century nobody can even be compared to based albert
>>217150866well brick is heathermong sodiego is his own entity
>>217150875
Black Mothers For Prostate Justice
>>217150787could be worse I reckonlike dressing up in furry clobber and getting walked around on a dog lead or sitting on 4chan arguing about whether or not God exists
>>217150890curious
>>217150869Christianity teaches slave morality
>>217150875i tried incelrunning this summer and was doing well until i got shin splints
>>217150904get the disintegrating squirrels posted
>>217150905Slave morality has been massively more successful than old morality
jesus was gay actually he was always kissing men
>>217150905Weird how that slave morality lead to 9 out of the top 10 largest empires
>>217150903reckon youre rightnothing wrong with being gay anyway
>>217150913same that ficked me up big time at the start you just gotta rest more days
>>217150923mohammed got raped by pakis in the desert or so I'm told
how does one willingly become an urologist (or a gynecologst in case of women)do you just sit in your university and decide "yeah I want to look at willies all my life for a living"
>>217150812if our culture had changed to closer resemble an islamic one then absolutely i'd think that was the best action to take. but it's looking more like a modernised christianity would be better, and again, it doesn't need to be believed in any more than the majority of woke people genuinely believe in that ideology (pressure).
>>217150933wouldn't go that far x
>>217150830>give us your DNA otherwise no test for you haha
leftypol's art vs rorke's art
>>217150933>nothing wrong with being gay anywaya big cock up the arse must be painful surely
>>217150943yeah he was gay too. and moses
>>217150947good question
>>217150956You don't need DNA to know someone is black
>>217150949nothing wrong with it>>217150967im with you mate poo fucks me up badly enough
The leftists of today were the Christians of yesteryear. They take ideology very seriously and enforce it on others.
dunno why they don't make the dairylea dunkers jumbo tubes on their own as like a packet of crisps or somethingthey're so peng
Mooses parting the red sea with his antlers
>>217150694not a big fan of figures wish there were more BA girl kits
ᵈᵉᵉᵍᶻ
>>217150996Nice headcanon
>>217150999Brexit innit
got a question about christianity, is there anyone in that can answer to the best of their ability?
>>217151016do you spaff on them
the buddha, he was a quare
I got a global ban for being racist outside of /b/. For being racist against white swiss people.
>>217151031you need to go to /his/ mate
>>217151034why would i do that
>>217151041what do you have against the swiss?
i can float in the air
>>217151054not really sure what they do
>Nice headcanon
>>217150914the what
>>217151060Unwarranted hooliganism
>>217151016Never done a model kit before but I saw an Abi-Eshuh one that caught my eye, ended up not getting it because even if I built it perfectly there's no way I'd be able to paint it nicely as I'm a mong
>>217151082edinburgh waverly station that there is
>>217151079nothingat least you build a model kit which is fun
>>217151095doesn't sound very swiss-likei'd expect it from you
Oh RorkeYou have betrayed Britain
bro collects dolls
A rorke, a rorke! My kingdom for a rorke!
>>217151144right well theyre not dolls are they theyre action figurines
>>217151105it's just a resin statue anyway not a real model kit
anyone here ever hotglued?
>>217151168>>217151168>>217151168>>217151168new
Meltdown.
>>217151162What's the difference?
>>217151157they have no action therefore they are dolls
>>217151189no but you play with them in action scenes not domestic ones
>>217151112That's my objection, people think it's us who are bad but it's always continentals causing shit out of nothing.
>>217151187just a bunch of pieces someone made using a resin printer (high cost compared to being made in a factory) that you have to glue together and paint and it won't move after the fact
>>217151225Oh realThey should make a real Abi-Eshuh then I reckon, or the Decagrammaton prophets, those would be sick
>>217148978
>>217148991