yhe holy barret home edish
>>217153699adam barret
>>217153699what a silly religion
>>217153699Family of 15 all on benefits lives in there
Timmy’s weakness…
>go to bed early hoping i'll wake up at around dawn>wake up at midnightfuck my nigger life
>>217153729Every religion is silly. None of them can prove their claims. They just make stuff up.
>>217153746theyre genuinely monstrosities and i feel bad for them
>>217153707NOW
American has>Elvis Presley>Nirvana>Bob DylanBritain has >…the Happy Mondays
On the annual leave countdown aren't I haha
https://jiggie.fun/JEBTIwpornographic jigsaw puzzle time lads
>>217153782Hard-Fi mog all of those
>>217153759If you're not tired, that's perfect. Go for a night walk/drive.
>>217153799sending this to my nan she loves jigsaws
>>217153799corr legend with the valentina edish
>>217153766wrong
COMPUTER NOT WORKINGRAM AND CPU LIGHT BLINKING BACK AND FORTH
going to get a kitkat
>>217153830I'm right actually
>>217153782Reverend and the Makers say hi
fucking screaching
>>217153852nope
Quaker Scrotes
um
He's based, just gonna come right out and say itRelatable, quality chef who provides recipes to the everyman and just wants a healthier countryIf you don't like him you've either been suckered by the memes or your mum dropped you off at school in slippers and a dressing gown
Rorke did it all for the nookie
>>217153837https://youtu.be/AO0mYuhGYls?t=54
>>217153898Agreed, should be prime minister
>>217153898he's alright way better than ramsey but his recipes are generally pretty basic and uninspired
>>217153898I like the blonde guy who is from somewhere like Leicestershire or something and he buys really expensive local artisanal ingredients like local ale and meat
Griefin bastid keeps messing with my valentina nappi jigsaws
Oliver Klozoff
I’m such a coomer just writing the name of a pornstar and I want to wank
Didn't realise you could zoom into the jigsaws haha what am I like
Fucking hate the Asda grinch advert
erotic breakfast idea: gash brown
>>217153988get the children grinched
thinking of making the sun explode via a powerful laser
>>217154020um that might be illegal
>>217153948Tom straker? The butter man?
>>217154020if you need a test subject *gestures to bollock area*
happy friday everyone don't go too crazy tonight hahaha we have /brit/ parkrun tomorrow
>>217153986i've got a tesla level imagination but all i do is use it to wank. a gift wasted just for my own pleasure. shame really
>>217154077umrapists
got nissin beef cup noodlesni hao ma lo mein
sisterberg has invited me to go to an escape room with her and some of her friendsstupid ahh white millennial type shit ifn you ask me
>>217154093
>>217154036idk
incestflix is down ladsthis time the OSA has gone too far
haven't eaten anything all day
>>217154149you're not locked in a room with themthey're locked in a room with you:)
I used the word munter today with a bong I work with, and I think it made his whole day.
Claudia Winkleman cooks absolute shitJust drunken aunt slopNot sure why she has a show
>>217154149I went to an escape room with colleagues last year and I got a lot of compliments from the toilfu c:
have to clean my smelly bedroom because the sparky is coming today to install an air conditionerperhaps my bedroom will be less smelly after i'm no longer sweating my balls off
There are twenty of them
>>217154149It sounds boring and kind of gay but I also fundamentally think I’d be slow as fuck finding the clues and everyone else would get them faster than me and that’d make me mad
>>217154197what are they like? just solving resident evil puzzles?
£1500 on a gaming PCthis time I won't just use it for shitposting and youtube I promise for real this time
>>217154239pretty much, yeahthis one had a murder subplot or some such but I didn't pay much attention to it
going insane because nonwhites exist
>>217154294It's a psyop mate they're not real
*gives janny an eskimo kiss*
dont like this whole "black friday" nonsense, not sure when we started adopting it but its yankism through and through
off to canada for some timmy's, anyone want owt?
it'll always be January sales for methose are shite now though (thanks to you know who)
feeling a bit sick, not sure if it's the dodgy pork i ate yesterday or the 18 beers
>>217153875Religions haven't proven their claims though. They want us to believe in gods but they have never proven the existence of these hypothetical gods.Personally I prefer to learn about the universe that we all seem to interact with. There are things all around us that we can touch, see, hear, etc. Even those things might not be truly real, but if you don't respect our universe, it can be painful. E.g. if I pour boiling water on my hand, it will hurt a lot. So even if our universe turns out to not be real, I will behave as if it is real, because that's how I avoid pain.
Hate how I get called a grinch for calling out the blatant commercial grab from all these shops starting Christmas in early/mid NovemberHonestly at this point you stupid fucking goy cattle deserve to be exploited
>>217154361yeah? who?
In Britain it should be called BAME Friday
lads are snapdragon processor laptops a normie trap?don't know naffin about pooters me
>>217154386tories
>>217154377wrong
would you rather die in a flood or a fire?
>>217154405dont they only run windows?
Hello.
>>217154419greek fire
>>217154468i dunno. i just know phones use snapdragons so i'm wondering if they're shite laptops that are really a glorified tablet with a keyboard
>>217153799i'm spending way too much time trying to see valentina nappi naked
hannah gadsby looks like keir starmer
>>217154506if they use windows they will be shit no matter how powerful the processor is and that goes double for arm processorsi would avoid it desu
>>217154482screech
>>217153699
Mad how it's called Black Friday but they're out of stock everywhere
umbunny posting will be seen as avatarfagging mark my words
>>217154475hi
rapelad just walked into my bedroom
>>217154262Get the EU5 played
>>217154597because i wont stop sucking on them!
Many white boys are now choosing subservient to Indian men as they increasingly steal out woman
>>217154597imagine when she turns over in the night and suffocates you to death
Do you think fanny doctors ever go down on their wife's minge or does staring at pussy all day put them off?
If you had to choose between world peace and living in the Pokémon world, what would your starter be?
any good videos to just fucking mong out to like summoningsalt
>>217154597takes me about 10 hours
>>217154683yh
>>217154594“smells like boy in here!”
>>217154668They do psych tests to filter out straight men and lezzers from becoming gynecologists
Wish Diego was here so I could ask him about the cricket
>>217154730i miss diego like you wouldnt believe
>>217154683Vagrant Holiday
>>217154752i cant watch this the fellow in it has sex and i dont have sex so i cant be watching that
hong kong got absolutely GRENFELLED
>>217154775good post
>>217154775no proof of this, it's only implied sex
>>217154775yeah well you didn't originally stipulate "must only contain incels"
Doing an incelstop at the motorway services
>>217154775Pannenkoek then
>>217154802I do this so regularly the 'jeet that runs the till has started making friendly small talk with mehe's a nice enough lad but really I just want to grab my 4 pack of beer and leave
>>217154775/britfeel/ is thataway /brit/ is for shaggers
>>217154683elder scrolls lore videos
>>217153809is this being done in case a car of peace approaches?
>>217154775Kings and Generals Eastern Front series sounds virginous enough for you
The last time I had sex Boris Johnson was the Prime Minister
>>217154831Fuck off, Rorke.
never had sex me34 years old
>Fuck off, Rorke.
>>217154752Vagrant holiday is alright for a bit but his whole "I'm too cool for this everyone else is stupid but me" routine gets old fast "Tomz" is a very good and underrated travel youtuber but he hasn't uploaded in a while
Big brown Indian cock taking tight white pink pussy
we're all in here:https://jiggie.fun/JEBTIw
>>217154776got downvoted and called racist and banned for saying bamboo scaffolding is probably not a good idea
>>217154908mcafee heinous
>>217154860howling, me too
had a sauna with rorke
>>217154918https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUr7fu-LXj4
kwasi kwarteng
>>217154918You should've added 'in Minecraft'
feeling gay might be flying to manchester
>Wang Fuk Court
>>217154149Had to look this up, never heard of it. Looks like zoomer shit
I need to get my palate in my mouth expanded by surgery if I don’t I will be incel chud until I die
>>217154989Getting Flight 4U crashing in Bains vibes from this
>>217154989scream
>>217154989brad
>Tai Po
>>217154860for me it was rishi sunak
>>217154989made us a new about that the other night me
>>217154989Fire paying respects
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_air_rage_incidentsfun read
>>217155003nah it's peak 35 year old millennialcore
nah im actually cooked bruv
I have NEVER had sex under a Labour government, mental that
Eating a bacon sandwich Brits will never know this feel
>Sum Ting Wong
>>217155092get it on the pip
>>217155102not only have i had sex under a labour governmnet, but i've had sex WITH a labour government
putting my retainer on after 3 months of not wearing it and it feels like my front teeth are going to snap in half
Should I go to AA
https://youtu.be/bj8QDB_Pbec
>>217155148Being raped by the chancellor doesn't count
>>217155080On July 27, 2025 a man aboard a flight from London to Glasgow began yelling that he had a bomb on board the plane. He proceeded to yell “Death to America”, “Death to Trump, and “Allahu Akbar.” He was tackled and subdued by passengers and was arrested upon landing.[473]ahrasheed
good morning saars
when i had my wisdom teeth out, the man said if i get sleep apnea i could get free jaw surgery on the nhs
Do you guys want to be a family man have wife and kids and working stuff like that?
>>217155116They won’t give me pip
Lost the will to toil
Bollocks are full to bursting
>>217155216i can get an NHS nosejob for my deviated septum/broken nose and there's nothing stopping me from asking for a film star nose other than pride/fear of judgement
>>217155219wouldn't mind marrying a rich professional woman like a doctor or something and being a stay at home dad
>>217155216better start eating obesity'll bring the apnea on quick
>>217155216my jaw is ever so slightly wonky but i never noticed it until the orthodontist asked if I was looking to get jaw surgeryhorrible paki bitch
>>217155274>my jaw is ever so slightly wonkywhat do you mean by this
How did Project GF 2025 go then lads? All sorted or...?
The missus
>>217155292Means it's slightly wonky mate
>>217154683https://www.youtube.com/@masaoHF/videoseccentric french canadian guy doing random stuff
>>217155333rather pengdoes she do blacks
>>217154415Not an argument
>>217155332uhh yeah so the reason I haven't had a gf or a job for the last 7 years is um....uhhhh welll you see with the way things are and yeah um you know stuff things like that but I can tell you I am sorted right now and 2026 will be a stellar year for us and Great Britain
>>2171552264pm fridayBasically clockoff time
>>217155371Yes she loves BBC
>>217155266She’ll resent you and cheat on you
there's something I've been meaning to ask you
>>217150863nah saw the film tho>>217151031hey yup
>>217155332ermm well ladyou see...
let's go somewhere more private
>>217155435"you're from the sainsburys aren't you"
Mum
>>217155476would live in there if i could
>>217155399Do you know ziedy irl or did you guys just meet on discord
>>217155332No but NEXT year is the year, I just know it
what's all this about climbers change i've never scaled a thing in life why should i be effected
>>217155436are you aware of your suspected involving in a string of rapes in hampstead heath in 2023
>>217155515no utter nonsnese
>>217155490I hate him and I only know him from the Dutch general where we bullied him into leaving the general
Double Dutch mentioned
Genuinely is getting to the point where I need to get one soon or it's all over forever
>>217155564how old
i don't want a gf. i'm 36 and it's too late now.
>>217155564blog on snorelord
>>217155523Did he steal your gimmick?
>>217155574You want a wife?
toil donetime to be blackout drunk until Monday
>>217155573Prefer not to say
>>217155423nah i'm muscular and good at cooking
Sometimes get homealone to reply to me when he’s drunk and I use british slang and spelling
Favourite Call of Duty was Modern Warfare 2 No Russian fun times
AI is destroying lives.
>>217155577just did it better with more "creativity"
>>217155371>>217155399
had to park in a tight spot today. my hell. my nightmare x
>>217155619who cares they had loads of sexhow much sex we had0ZILChNADDA
I'm watching a black ops 7 campaign playthrough and cannot follow the intro plot video I understood none of it
>>217155577He stole my BBC/blacked posting but in the most annoying and boring way. I use it accompanied by pics and webms of hot girls He uses it in text only with annoying jargon
I choose to live as a gay man.
>>217155589contemplating getting wankfaceddecisions, decisions
driving test tomorrow x
>dividend tax hikewhy do they hate small business owners?
love curries but have to prepare them myself because i don't trust the jeets to handle my food in a sanitary way
you realise of course that I have my bum out
It's impossible for an indian to get food poisoning
Run errands or go home and goonTough choice
>>217155634I aquaplaned and almost went straight into the central reservation
>>217155653How dare he
>>217155666you're supposed to work for the extended state or one of their multinational corporate friendspeople with any level of independence or personal initiative should be DESTROYED
>>217155675y
>>217155660good luck lad
black friday giving me serious decision fatigue
won't touch food that hasn't had a paki's unwashed poo-sodden hand run all over it personally
>>217155666careful, joey barton got convicted for less than that
channeling what the kids refer to as "autism" and converting a textbook to audio using TTS and listening to it on repeat so the info goes in my brain without realising
What makes a video game bad?
How come Indians all started appearing everywhere at once then
>>217155736For me it's easy. No I won't buy useless tat from big megacorps just because it's on sale.
>>217155499not a fan of how far the page has been extended
>>217155758because there are about 16 billion of them don't believe those official numbers at all
>>217155758All part of the plan
>>217155735fanks x
>>217155720Indeed. At least everyone likes my pics/webms
>>217155796True
Did the Jewish man pay the white woman to shag the black man did he did he really
Yeah we all thought we hated cloggers but ziedy and heatherfreak are way worse
sir there's a Mr Mousey on line 2, he says it's urgent?
>>217155817
Need to get back on the prozzers before it retracts back into my body
>>217155796i dont like them
>>217155796i like this
>>217155834Funny that this guy turned out to be a reform voting chud
Ummmers
bit weird
>>217155862He’s retarded so it makes sense.
>>217155883The house fire epidemic needs to end
>>217155883butlins crime syndicate on a madness
>>217155883*throws zippo lighter into the lake*
>>217155883Caravan parks have mafia links they are run by the Kinahans
Sucking from this like a baby with a bottle
>>217155758wave de boris
Any butlins anti-ninby revolutionary front man in
I like this.
for me? it's 5'2" Latinas with big (possibly fake) tits
asked my mate if he wanted to meet for beers and he declined my offer
>>217155782no need to inflate the numbersIndia could send 800 million Indians to the US and the EU, making both majority Indian, and they'd still be the second most populated country in the world
>>217156016He’s done you
>>217156012Are you the chad irishman
what's even the point of going out when this is what's out there
>>217156047hm yes thats quite good
>>217155850Is that a Romulan
sniff the twink feet
>>217156059>ini dont go those places
>sniff the twink feet
dont get community coomers. i can google boobs in my own time thank you
>>217156050idk, maybe, who's asking?
>>217156096Me. Just so you know I hate you
Something oddly satisfying about these pornographic jigsaws Almost makes me feel like I've dissected these women and am putting them together again and appreciating the isolated beauty of each part
>>217156092didn't realise you were a prison gay mong as well
dont get community seethers. i can rage in my own time thank you
>>217156108sanest /brit/ poster, love you too x
>>217155976nice tumcould do with some boobies though
>>217156132she has boobs and theyre perfect
>>217156122I'm saying he's >>217156069 a creepy nonse poorter.
>>217156130You aren’t actually a chad you’re ugly and just chadfishing
got horrible foot genetics me, got feet like a crypt keeper
mfs be jerking off and thinking "yo lemme share this with /brit/ real quick"
>>217156148Nonce poofter*Fuckin yank cunt Google keyboard
>>217156120debasing the wholesome quality pastime of jigsaws is what it bloody is
canslad be drinking and thinking "yo lemme share this with /brit/ real quick"
>>217156155yes and all my matches are bots, this is well established x
>>217156173scrom
>>217156173I'm a white brit from kent but these were my exact thoughts word for word
Lads I’m not going to lie, yeah? I’ve been POOPIN since last night’s Thanksgiving festivities.
moved all my stuff into my spare bedroom to make the master a game room - pc, console, pool table, dart board, arcade game. its gona be peng
bros I just saw an awesome pair of bewbs
extremely handsome and muscular niggas be drinking water and maybe going up the stairs and thinking "yo lemme share this with /brit/ real quick"
I love girls who don't shave down there
>>217156203No they are not they are real but you use other people’s pictures and pretend it is you
>>217156012>bigIf you have to shove your chest out like that and they still barely protrude they're not big
>>217156220don't suppose you're putting a reading chair and a a bookshelf with a few books in there as well mate?
Might become a small boob enjoyer
>>217156059sex is sex to the man that must go out
can I install tails on a phone?
>>217156173>jerking offyank freak
>>217156012How many birds have you actually ended up meeting? Surely with that many likes it becomes a part time job
im umbunny
just bent in such a way and pulled up my flaccid willy in such a way to clean the earwax out of my ear with my fairly long foreskinbritish culture tidibt: a 'jimmy sack' is when you pinch your foreskin shut and then piss, filling it with piss like a small water balloon. it doesn't hold much before you have to release it at the risk of serious injury
>>217156059>all the men dancing>the women standing around doing nothingthis is happening more often now too
>>217153699why can't you white crackas cook for shit lmao brits still eat like its the medieval times
>>217156272>>217156272>>217156272
>>217156282um?? (no u can’t)
>>217156259thats in the lounge
>>217156265small books are peak idk, like just the shape is honestly the best, they might not look great when they're not filling out her top in clothes, but corrr, when you're shagging and she has them out - peak. have seen some hideous saggy but somehow small tits, but the majority are just small, perky and amazing.
>>217156059feel like people who go out have been becoming more and more ugly and shameless
