Ziggy edition
/brit/-related non-porn jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/LpvFbk
good edition
am bottom
ray > ziggy
>>217156347>non-pornyawn
HOLY SHIT MY HAIRLINE IS COOKED!
>>217156375Deputy So & So > Ray > ZiggyJust because he doesn't end up crying by the end.
might rewatch the film Dodgeball
brb going to form a supercontinent. will call it pangea i will.
>>217156272i look like this
do you believe in the big bang or pangrea?
Whole family (vaxxed) sick the day after Thanksgiving dinner. Me? Feeling fine. Great, even.
think I like the idea of films more than watchhing themcan't remember the last time watching a film wasn't a chore
had a successful first meeting with the mortgage advisor. my affordability for my flat is no issue and neither is my credit, he just has to confirm all the leasehold legal bullshit. mortgage advisor is also looking to knock five grand off the asking price. good things are happening it seems
>>217156444have no particular beliefs about them one way or another
>>217156294eh, I go through phases, I used to talk to a lot regularly, but now I can quickly figure out if they're interesting or not so so it's pretty easy to filter them, and unless they're like legit 9/10s or I'm travelling I cba to try and get in there to just bang. There's periods where I've exclusively dated someone too, but obviously I'm not gonna post them lel
*sniff*
>>217156451yeah films are shitserious tv tooserious people only want to swamp themselves in slow negative emotionsdickheads
*farts*Fucking hell have a sniff on that, no go on actually have a sniff jesus christ it stinks fuck me I can see a brown mist
i completed 2 of the porn puzzles and now i will retire
>>217156272Based edish
>having so many women you can bang that it gets boringkek iwnktfb (i will never know that feel bro)
>>217156454Second test prediction?
>>217156497fuck matewho even knowsnot even surprised by first testwith our bazballers anything acn happenas we see
cant think of many things cringier than someone becoming a christian in their 20s because they completely arsed their life up
in former soviet states it is customary to take ~10% of everything that passes through your hands
>>217156513https://jiggie.fun/LpvFbkMight change your mind
>>217156513any examples?
Sir clogwog
>Susie Dent turned 61 last week
>>217156490The directing of The Wire is so legendary. Check out the deep symbolism of Ziggy fucking up, and looking at the parking meter and it says "Time Expired"Gives me goosebumps!!
>>217156527>The missus....Rope
I hate this country. Wish I was born in rural England. The coziness levels there seem off the charts.
Gonna go toss the discus
>>217156566Sir TV Watcher
>>217156458Must be nice
used to hate having to play rounders at school. wonder if they still do it
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1764314417781141.mp4well?
>ah-Ziggy plays guitar..
>>217156527How many images/videos do you have saved on your computer
>>217156577Fuck off then
>>217156612timmy's crush
>>217156621I'm phoneposting from a train rn
>NEED /tv/ DEEP LORE !!!!!!!
>>217156608now they play pin the gay porn on the black tranny
>>217156661these things are on your phone?
>>217156661Your ancestors would never have believed that whites let you live with them. Or that electricity isn't witchcraft.
>>217156451Mikey owen
>>217156635England's countryland is far more cozy. It's developed, and has endless grassy rolling hills and pastures. It's the land that Tolkien dreamed of while creating his world.US country is either mega corporation GMO corn fields or untouched harsh wilderness.
and the very latest from gary eats?
>>217156661
>>217156725he ate
pornographic jigsaw sounds like something from Brave New World
>>217156661Goat
>>217156712i think this is probably a pretty intense and literal case of grass is greeneris that even a photo as opposed to ai/painting
no idea what to get mumberg for christmasat least dadberg is easy enough, just a bottle of whisky each year and hes happy as larry
>>217156712England sucks major ass dude
>>217156577Actually sick to death of hearing spoilt American brats say shit like this. You have no idea how much better your country is grow the fuck up
I want to colonize her womb with my Dutch sneed
>>217156712>englands countryside is better than americashow delusional can you be it was literally stripped of all of its trees, and you think that is "development", just green hills and nothing else
mental how easily you can just eat 1000 caloriesit's so easy to become a fat unhealthy retard for 5-10 minutes of pleasure a day
>>217156745You're the same dull nigger who posts bbc shit for years retard. Irrelevant former empire flag, like all of brit lol
>>217156802I don’t understand you I thought you were just posting bbc stuff before
>>217156815if ure low iq yeahwow look at me drinking shit for 10 minutes
I Need To Bake Her My Vine Gay Ay! Me Wine House
>>217156822I have been posting brown/black qveens on /int/ for years for myselfBBC posting is a side gig
This year, Mumberg made 3 pies for Thanksgiving. Peacan (pic related), chocolate, and pumpkin. I grow more fond of peacan pie as I get older, especially if you pair it with a hot cup of coffee. Nothing better.
>>217156850for me it's out cast (you've broken your arm...)
Thought Diego was back til I realised it was just Mousey. Evil ghoul of a man.
>>217156846Brabant-Boy Cock only?
>>217156802I don't get the appeal.
>>217156852Ok I see
>>217156856Corr my sister made a salted maple pie that was really good. Im also fond of pecan
>>217156815people are just differenti can literally not be bothered to eat any real meals most daysmeanwhile fattys entire brain is just stuffed full of constant signals saying ice cream and pork scratchings now now now
You just know that she's a freak in bed
>>217156875that's fine, there's a board for people like you >>>/lgbt/
Happy birthday to mikey.Top bloke who's really funny. Probably the best poster ever
got a 2.25inch diameter butt plug and vastly underestimated it's sizehurt on the way in, hurt a lot more on the way out and dragged some poo and mucus with it on the way out that got on my bed
>>217156725Surprised by an m&s Christmas dinner
>>217156920Just fucking die
>>217156912>>217156920one of these is mikey - but which??
>>217156920you didn't clean out beforehand?
>>217156920this is why the bible says you need to be murdered
>>217156920right well cheers for telling us
>>217156811Why are yanks so obsessed with muh trees
>>217156935screeched at this reply
>>217156907boring, off-topic and you don't belong here
>>217156907and out of bedlooks like an orc
>>217156725still getting bummed by the cameramandont like his new channel with nonce my takeaway
>>217156956hit that cunt
>>217156852so are you a cuck or what idgi
first 3 chrimbo pressies bought. need 3 more. dont know that many people
Yorkshire puddings look like they cause heartburn about an hour later.
>>217156946used a lucozade sport bottle to give it a few spurts of water up there yeah
>>217156950T
>>217156875That's a normal reaction from a homosexual incel>>217156909Kek
rorke painting an I in between the O and L in a "TO LET" sign
https://www.vice.com/en/article/what-is-stack-dating-and-why-is-gen-z-obsessed-with-it/?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-gbrorke can't even get one date in 20 years lol
>>217156995LOL
>>217156998
>>217157002You are profoundly mentally ill tbf clogwog but at least we know you just do it to wind people up.Zledy is just a faggot
>>217156984I'm a high test Frisian man who wants to colonize chocolate wombs and finds it hot to see pale pussy getting stretched by BBC. The ultimate equal opportunity coomer who also has a gf.
Why is Mary Berry presented as a wholesome sweet granny?She looks like some slag that should be mincing around benidorm not baking scones
need to get my mum a ticket for a show in 2026 for her christmas but i dont know whats happening. anyone got any ideas
>>217156761It's a photo with bloom effect>>217156771I like pastoral, rural settings, not the great big wild. If you like the big wilderness and monument-scale nature, then US is better
the plan:going to watch old simpsons episodesgoing to wankgoing to get steaming going to get a 'za in the 'venmight get racist here
If you crave the domesticated privitized slavecattle countryside of England you can find something similiar in ritzy areas of PA, NJ, NY, New England or what remains of wealthy quasiappalachian dixie
>>217157037>finds it hot to see pale pussy getting stretched by BBCimagine writing this out, nice to know im not as much as a freak as some people on here
Sleaford Mods are so funny and talented man. They signed my vinyl for me. Such great music
wonder how many cubic centimeters of flatulence i'm going to release on the train tonight
>>217157094he's so proud of himself
>>217157007ahahahaha classic rorke what is he like x
>>217157074abba voyage
>>217157094>BioVinylwoke nonsense
>>217157037Do you really have a girlfriend though
just remembered stoya
Remember Starfieldlad?
>>217157007Love rorkes harmless sense of humour
>>217157159mental how fit
>>217157218Would be nice if you went to another board and stayed there
>>217157218Here before the Canadian MLP hunter anon floods the thread with "slit your throat"
>>217157240Which board would that be?
love my gf but dear christ she is not clever </3
>>217157252sharty
life’s not fair I wish I was massive
>>217157258ever shag her up the arse?
>>217157086Why does it make you seethe?
deport mousenonce and zeidy to /britfeel/
I'm currently in Dublin (It's shit)
>>217157283moe booting barney out of the bar
>>217157252people at /k/ are very tolerant when it comes to ponies. Go post in the AK general. The guys there will love it
>>217157289ah reallyheard it was alright
>>217157282joyful beings
vinyl is polyvinyl chloride (PVC)the vinyl chloride monomer is actually just chloroethyleneif you have acetate instead of the chloride you get PVA glue which is polyvinyl acetate
Troubling to say the least
>>217157316interesting
Got the new Rubes on
>>217157316why do you have such a large ""following"" you're posts are not remotely creative or entertaining in any way, at least some tripfags aree
>girl on hinge matched with me just to say she thought it's weird I liked her at 06:30 in the morningFuck me now I've got to start timing my likes?
Remember when Channel 4 did that Black To Front thing?
>>217157289mad how many of them you see therewas there last month after not having been there for about 5 years and couldnt believe it
Why is my catalog[ue] not working? I demand to know
>>217157158Yes but she doesn't know about my porn preferences. It would break her heart (she's a very pale Dutch girl with dark-ish red hair)
>>217157337good post
>>217157350Genuinely this is not an Irish city anymore.Galway where I live is almost as bad.
>The world’s 20 most spectacular railway stations1. London St Pancras International, UK2. London Paddington, UK3. Paris Gare de Lyon, France...this is an odd list
>>217157364Genuinely need you euthanised, nauseating creature
>>217157382Shut up bitter angry incel
O'Rourke fighting for his independence for 800 years only to fill his country with biomass
>>217157316change it to a benzyl and you get polystyrene
Found a really good Runescape moneymaking method.
mad how the Beatles just started singing in Latin
>>217156272malaka
>>217157409oh? do tell
>all that IRA violence to flood the country with wogs within one generation
rorke doing jigsaw puzzles of his favourite internet me mes with his online friends
>>217157402Your dad should have strangled you in the crib
my girlfriend: Chinesemy porn: Chinesehow it should be
>>217157323remember when the AUD was worth more than the USD? those were the daysbring back gillard i say
When I was 20 and thinking about dropping out of university, I found this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqFdDbLSNaMI spent months fantasising about travelling the world, sorting my life out and getting the money together to spend a year or two seeing amazing places like America and Australia and countless others, having amazing thrills. Instead, I worked a shitty part-time job for years and am now 33 and only just beginning to accrue any kind of savings.I have never been anywhere or done anything, and my only distraction from the grim reality of my existence is imagining an alternate reality in which I am different in so many ways, but within which the being different is all I really want.Now I can't even hear Sophie Ellis Bextor's name without wanting to weep.
>>217157449Is that what you wish yours did you miserable cunt
>>217156272
AUD is literally Monopoly money lmao
my bum? pooeymy dick? pooey
>>217157449
>>217157463how did you work a job for 13 years without saving anything?
>>217157453Disgusting
why does Ringo sing about things like octopuses and submarines, does he like the sea or something
>>217157468awful comeback
>>217157479you blatantly copied our designs on your newer banknotes
>>217157468He's right though, all of your posts are absolute dogshit. Never seen you post something funny or interesting once, and I mean not even onceGrim little man
>>217157505He only likes seamen
>>217157449that boy's father was gone well before that
glugging vinegar
How do you actually decide who you want to wank to on any given day?
Favourite vegetable lads?
>>217157525I don’t mind them Im a gooner
chugging a Gregg
why did my wifi just go off there
>>217157569Parsnips.
>>217157567Ever since Cunt Starmer banned porn i've been on /gif/ months of scrolling through tranny piss shit poo fart interracial rape beheading hamster murder to get my nut off to one or two normal threads i have absolutely no choice over
>>217157569stephen hawking
>>217157567Go to pornpics and check out the categories until someone grabs my attention
sorry scots but ts is gay as fuck i don’t care if its da culture you have to draw the line somewhere
>>217157569the humble but versatile onion
>>217157567the wand chooses the wizardwand= peniswizard= the gay lad i wank to because dumbledore was gay
>>217157567Just wake up thinking >"reckon I'll wank to that girl I shagged a few years ago"
>>217157622Thought she was a Paki for a second there
can hear clogwog crying his outs outhe's been thoroughly dismantled
>>217157636why would a shagger need to wank. somethings not adding up here
>>217157587want you gone sunshine
Don't even get the Friday feeling any more
>>217157463kek 2012 was the year my life was over too
>>217157567usually I skip to midway in the video to see if it's worth itthen decide whether to or not
>>217157567it decides me
>>217157634that was ollivander who said that
>>217157686idea for a parody song lyric: sexual healing but it's friday feeling
>>217157463>my only distraction from the grim reality of my existence is imagining an alternate reality in which I am different in so many wayskek, this is me
>>217157709i didnt even imply dumbledore said it
>>217156583When was the inventor of chicken tikka masala given the whole of the UK?
>>217157550good for digestion
>>217157756under blair
any umbunnies in? x
>>217157771*is alerted*
>>217157755yes you clearly did you liar
any dwarfs in?
My life is also grim
another week doneabsolutely fuck all accomplished
>>217157796how so
patiently awaiting the next jiggie so i can beat everyone in the scores
>>217157454i always found her quite sexy
>>217157816Sauce?
>>217157771yh just pounding rorke into a sticky paste with my mate
>>217156712You have New England which is a pretty similar climate to the UK. And then you have an entire continent, ranging from freezing Alaska to baking hot Death Valley. Oh yeah, and you live in the wealthiest and most powerful nation on Earth. Americans do not suffer.
Reckon I'll put some parsnips in the airfryer when I get home.Have a cheeky wank over Duckie.cos while they cook.Lovely.
>>217157771>>217157793UM x
mad how entertaining tiktok is
Bettie Boo just doin' a poo
>>217157849pierbi
>>217156712Just come to Pennsylvania
just sat down after pouring a drink and my arse is sore
Watching the Minecraft YouTubers again
sticking a rabbit tail buttplug into an umbunny's anus
>>217157890>>217157893ok
>>217157890did you do it in when pooing? sometimes it hurts more after
>>217157875Ty
blowing on a saxophone
>>217157805still looks like a clown due to that face an dheight tholike honestly
>>217157893ktim but 13 years ago
hi
Might watch an American movie film
>>217157569brussels sprouts, i eat them raw
>>217157463Skydive Dubai is a certified classic
pondering combining a chicken kiev with curry sauce
>>217157342blog on snorelord
>>217157569leekscan never be arsed with real onions
>>217157843why? she looks like an adult version of that little redhead girl that died at sandy hook that that noncey yank is always posting herealso her voice makes me embarrassed to be australian
>>217157950*Kyiv
nothing to stop me walking into lidl buying a 2 pint bottle of milk and drinking it on the streeteven comes with a convenient little handle
>>217157569the mushroom family
>>217157463Pretty mental how different the Dubai skyline looks given that was just over a decade ago
ᵘᵐᵐʸ
>>217157950*lviv
>>217157981um x
>>217157569Has to be the potato
The only unpardonable UK crime
I call it Moskva
eating mcdonalds and crying
>>217158002orf wiv their eds!
>>217157957God you really are a horrid little freak aren't you
>>217157736these dudes are OP for the broodmother
Türkyiv
>>217158002blue eyes are so cool even this grim little foreigner criminal looks cool
>>217158010had a few of the christmas menu items yesterdaydid a foul shite this morning that was orange in parts then was sick in a bin in toil about an hour in
Real autism hours
>>217158025hs?
>>217158037thanks :)
saw a gym girl with a gross butt today so I looked awaya dog walked past and I looked at that and couldnt help but look o.o started smiling and had to hang around a bit, there was someone else nearby she saw another dog and started smiling at that women do what they are told I was smiling at the dog because it is sexy. she probably was too
>>217157690What's your life been like, lad?>>217157734For me, it's imagining either a near-identical England in which I finished uni and got semi-respectable job paying more than the pittance I earn, or imagining an entirely different reality where I win the lottery and spend it on enjoying life
what does hs mean
>>217157816that phase is hotnext look/costume will probably look like shit again
>>217158084have sex
>>217158084it's his gay little catchphrase he made up for attention
>>217157569Others have said onions and leeks already but they're both tasty. If you want an original contribution then I'll say green beans
mhmm xx
>>217158067>I was smiling at the dog because it is sexy.
>>217158084hes asking whos a HomoSexual on the 'dl' as it were
>>217158010well no happy meal then I take it
>>217158084he's asking if he's in high school, the yankified nonce
ADHD (primarily innatentive type)
The dinner as it were
>>217158067blog on mentally ill lord
>>217157282shes so OP its actually mental yesterday I didnt even get a lot of kitasan rainbows. my luck was that bad yeah have you tried the new wit card yet? goes hard. didnt get triple 7s yesterday so maybe today. that or else I should go get a power card on
>>217158067listen you little PRICK I've had ENOUGH of youEvery fucking day you bore on endlessly about your offtopic bollocksFirst it was the piss nettles, then it was runescape, now it's the horse nonce gameWell I'm DONEI'm not going to out up with it anymoreI'm going to FUCK the SCHIZO out of you C'mere you mental SLUT
>>217158118gays are so grim
>A mum-of-five is due to get £2,770 a month in benefits after the two-child benefit cap was scrapped in this week's Budget. Lisa White, 31, from Monmouth, south Wales raises five children between the ages of three and ten.
>>217158118Need these people working in primary schools pronto
I need urgent psychological help
>>217158067no! bad toby!
>>217158118okay how does she have a cock if she's a dyke hmmm
>>217158151well at least you arent just announcing a report in a dogshit one-liner impersonating 4chan staff post. hope you changed because you got banned (yes it was me)
>>217158118>feeling your cock>but you're a dykesomething isn't adding up
>>217158159wonder how many of the kids are mixed race
its 2025you can admit some dogs are fit
>>217158184i think shes using the term dyke to mean butch girl who loves macho man gay shit rather than actual lesbianconfusing i know
ah yes, the train left the origin station 15 minutes late
>>217158084Hurensohn
>>217158211
Just seen an enderman
ham and pineapple co-op 'za for tea tonight methinks
dont know what to get at the 'esco for 'inner
>>217158257>>217158254
>>217158169cant really speak for how it is in your country, and you are hopefully just overreacting in the UK if you are in immediate danger and need urgent help you can just go to a mental institution. if not then you can go sit on a bridge until the police come (dont do this if you arent scared of jumping off) if your help required is NOT urgent then maybe go speak to some ex-mental people whove been in the system, whether it would end up scaring you or notP.S. try to think about the positives more instead of the bad (or if you cant then stop focusing on those bad things that are out of your own control - baby steps). its good that you are so mad at the dog, or I thought it was, because you stopped having such an urgent need for psyche help. that mightve taken your mind off it a little bit. by the way, just go kill the dog. who cares? but you could be thankful for things, find the positives, and maybe even stop worrying so much. you can by starting out with the fact that hating that dog so much took your mind off things this week. maybe go out and buy your own dog or something. youre probably jealous. ok
>>217157805>66kg
>>217158245*screams with jaw unhinged and begins chasing after you*
>>217158211okay i will agree with you on this
>>217158272thats the nights arse lad sorted then
>>217158273Name on sacked tranny
>>217158304>>217158304>>217158304
time to go play class rep horse or maru
>>217158273freak
>>217158272HELLO
>>217158215No its a fat nerdy bloke who transitioned to a woman who now identifies as a butch lesbian
