welcome to burger shot mahfuckaaaaedition
i'm bent
i'm bent x2
>>>/tv/216227599
>>217169998Postman Gyat
just bought tickets to see system of a down next summerbuzzing x
>>217169959spent HOURS on gta4gta5 was nice but didn't hit the same
Love getting banned for breaking the rules on purpose and then acting like I was unfairly persecuted
thats gay
>>217170026aussie hero
>>217170038yass keemon, I'm going too btw, see u there x
a nut!
are muslims actually getting fucked by china or is that a meme
>>217170042you were unfairly persecuted as those rules shouldn't exist to begin with (unless you were doing something really naughty like posting cp or something)
GTA IV made me like reggaeton
>>217170073Never cp, usually just horses
MASSIVE B RADIO GOGOGOGO
nth for the baddiedem
>>217170069the Han have a habit of breaking down and absorbing any minority group in their borders
>>217170042alri leftypol
poo
>>217170069>China kills muzzies>kek, lmao even, who cares?>Israel kills muzzies>NOOOO! IT'S DA JOOOOOOOOOS!
>>217170086looking fat there
wow, you post of 4chan? you must be one bad ass mother fucker
>>217170114who are you quoting
>>217170119>haha, yeah, wanna see my bradders folder?
>>217170095d.va was my overwatch main, such a lovely girl
me and the missus
Anyway my new keyboard will be here on Monday so no more stupid on screen keyboard for me anymore YAY
>>217170042bpd behaviour
>>217170122modes ban this man
for me it's integrity 2.0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXOzb0krq7g
walking with dinosaurs egg tube
>>217170064gross that's fetish porn. whatever it's called can't remember
>>217170136corr send her to >>>/r/ for an xray
FOMYEG
>>217170161no it's not it's based on real science
>>217170161oviposition uwu
>>217170053thats brilliant lad been wanting to see them for ages had tickets for 2020 but it was cancelled x
Average Brit
>>217170178anyone still playing wow in 2025 definitely looks like that
>>217170175aye because of all that covid pish. rock on ma man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33BC07zfuFA&list=RD33BC07zfuFA&start_radio=1
>>217170173well all sex and therefore porn is based on science except for weeb cartoon stuff i guess
>>217170204yeah but I didn't wank off to the dinosaur thing because it's a simulation of real science
>>217170174that's it ty i think
average /brit/ couple
>>217170196yes ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDdZlSsxbOQ
>>217170240 class video lad haha
where can i buy a glock with a switch uk
>>217170211you did wank off don't fib
>>217170274i'm gonna swiss cheese your ass
wish i didnt watch that
>>217170119she's made for the beeb
>>217170292watch what
>>2171701446 won't be the same without lazlow
>>217170303am afraid sodid you listen to the lazlow show?
>>217170308is that his real life show? can't say i have
>>217170280frost my little bottom, daddy
>>217170331You'd like it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ-_aB5Fgqc&list=PLBY6FNBgrgsx_lptnFQ03CWmwXLcf8muQ
>>217170299dino egg
>>217170358Good video that
>>217170268LEGO® Store Glasgow
>>217170452not allowed
put my hand down my trousers to scratch my ballsack and now it smells like prawn cocktail
>>217170570ffs mate I'm trying to nofap
Emma Watson does big stinky girls farts.
On the road lads
>>217170648don't text and drive, be safe, survive
>>217170648hope youre drinking
>>217170665No>>217170673Yes
>>217170665>>217170673The duality of man.
>>217170648in perhaps the grimmest part of these united states i see, nothing but hicks and nigs as far as the eye can see
>>217170683godspeed
wonder what it's like to live in a super irrelevant flyover yank state that doesn't even have the benefit of being somewhat relevant because of how irrelevant it is (places like nebraska or kansans), i'm thinking of somewhere that truly no one has ever heard of like idaho or something
>>217170026All these comments be like "whew Mildred, is there any crumpet with my tea?"
>>217170345What the shag is that? What is totaste?
wonder if sargon had a hair transplant, the nigga's in his mid-40s and has a full beard, surely he should be norwooding hard by now
>What is totaste?
>>217170648>they have so many trailers, they can build a city out of them
doing a poo
Have you ever shagged a woman but didn't feel like a "man" after?
"Controversial" take these days - you shouldn't respect anyone who is religious. Religion is a fairy tale and the fact we're supposed to care about shit in 2025mis an inditement on the humans species.
>>217170901yea, when she spaffed on my stomach
>>217170911was with you until near the end of your post when i noticed your spelling sort of fell apart
>>217170911Redditors were saying this in 2013. You're abit late on the uptake mate
atheism is a religion
>>217170930That's just because I'm badboy. I don't care about spelling.
working on my pooing posture by doing stretches
used to have a handyman come around who was a 50ish-year-old frenchman, he only accepted cash in hand and apparently was homeless and lived in a storage shedwonder what his deal was, maybe he was a fugitive from the frog government or something
sir im badboy
>>217170964he fucked your mum, lad :/
What I would give to lick the poo stains out of her underwear.
>>217170979mumstein was never part of this arrangement m8!!!
>>217170991>mumstein was never part of this arrangement m8!!!
>>217170850to taste, i think. idk either some fetish thing or weird christian thing, maybe both. saw it posted here yesterday. although it looks pretty flimsy and scratchy to actually use for spanking tbqh
>>217170911i don't think this is really that controversial outside of a church itself, a nursing home or a contrarian incel hive like 4chanthough personally i just don't really care, if you go to church because you know people there and you have free time it's not like you're hurting anyone, though churches should pay their fair share of taxes for sure
wish we had a country that's like china but for white people, i'd live there
>>217171049>a country that's like chinain what way?
>>217171055fascist
controversial take these days but i think /brit/ sucks
>>217171082nobody forces you to post here lad
>>217171082trvth nvclear holocavstic bombo blast
might ask the proto-gf if she'd like to have a baby
>>217171184Usually that's what you'd ask your wife. You're jumping the gun a bit.
>>217170135she's well cute x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxb9lXdPs3I
>>217171260she's 29 so she must be desperate to get knocked up by now
>>217170756That’s basically all Georgia is yeah
should be asleep. i woke up early and didn't get enough sleep last night. ive done a fair amount today, not veged out all day as I often do on days off toil. yet im still wide awake.
I’m basically driving through a span of the country the size of England where it’s nothing but gas stations, waffle houses, and the occasional hotelThe SIZE of ENGLAND
fuck you brucie
today marks two years sober for me lads
This is what /v/ contrarians consider to be a good game
>>217171396the pony hoi4 mod is popular too
de bomb blast
aussies be like "nawr!"
yanks be like ornj juice
>>217170803Idaho is a bit different because it has some nice landscapesUtterly grim is somewhere like Iowa where it’s not even that niceReally can’t fathom how big this country is and unlike Australia the majority of it is temperate and fertile
>>217171396/v/ has genuine dog shit taste in games, it's all gacha coomer shit now
/v/ are like sjws but chud version
>>217171425good point, iowa is so irrelevant i can barely think of a single pop culture reference to it, whereas idaho at least had napoleon dynamite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKKvt8W0zXg&list=RDeKKvt8W0zXg&start_radio=1Alba gu brà th
>>217171513Idaho is also the national center for white supremacist separatist organizationsEver played far cry 5? That’s Idaho
>>217171564i thought far cry 5 was montana
far cry 5 came out around the same time as RDR2unfortunate
>>217171564i thought far cry 5 was illinois
fry cry 7: cheadle
i can't post what i want to post because the /int/ janny has it out for me
for me its ohio
Far Cry hasn't been good since 3. Anything after was just slop.
>>217171627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3b6O8SmTpE&list=RDc3b6O8SmTpE&start_radio=1
never played far cry because i don't play ubishit trash
>>217171628blood dragon is the only good one
>>217171620Cheadle is Silent Hill
>>217171641>never played far cry because i don't play ubishit trashyea you did, and you criedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcTpXgs15S4
>>217171641ubisoft wasn't always bad, do you not remember prince of persia trilogy and early splinter cell?
you know what i don't understand? meatloaf. seems like a very war-rationy type of meal, and yet to this day people still eat it by choice
last good assassins creed was black flagevery past that was hot garbage
>>217171673is meatloaf not just a giant meatball
>>217171673I used to always get it from my local supermarket but the cunts stopped selling it. It was very nice and lasted me for a week. I used to put it on my sandwiches for work
>>217171685rogue was pretty good, although no one played it. basically just black flag again except in the north atlantic
>>217171685You mean 2 right?
this peppermint stick ice cream was pretty shitwon't even bother finishing the whole pint
cheadle john lewishang around the escalatorsgoing up behind all the fit teenagerswhipping my phone out taking creep shotsmaam please do the needful
>>217171685revelations was the last good assassins creed
>>217171685unity was supposed to be better
Bizarre how literal some things in Japanese are. Like "Smart" in Japanese would be literally translated as "Head is good". A bizarre people, I can't take them seriously at all.
the classic wake up at 4am because you had a dream about the thing you forgot to do at toil yesterday
>>217171628far cry 4 is the best in the franchise
>>217171753
>>217171750You are a slave. It's okay though, you can still be forgiven
assassins creed these days are like fifa gamesthey just release the same game every year with a different colour of paintsadjust another case of corporate greedmany such cases
>>217171685go back and play black flag its boring as shit, you liked it because you were a kid
>>217171628fc4 plays almost exactly the same as fc3 but in a different, but still fun settingpersonally i like fc5 a lot as wellfc6 is objectively terrible thoughever
been watching a lot of cooking videos lately, and i immediately lose respect for them if they unironically use the word "umami"
we're remaking itpls support the french videogame industry
>>217171778I despide that joshou weisman nigga or whatever the fuck his name is
>>217171761another just wrong opinionin what way is ac odyssey the same game as ac valhalla is the same game as ac mirage?they're all have completely different gameplay and tone
>>217171766>fc4 plays almost exactly the same as fc3 but in a differentthats my point after 3 far cry just became the same shit over and over but with worse and worse stories just like assassins creed.
>>217171778why? some things are umami
>>217171789alri lad what are you steaming on?
>>217171802it's pure culinary jargon, just a pretentious weeb way of saying savoury innit
might go Andy's Man Club on monday
>>217171789hate that nigga
>>217171804haha caught on to the spelling mistakes did you? On the wine lad
>>217171818I thought it meant fishy
>>217171818salt is savoury but it's not umami
>>217171392pathetic. imagine bragging about being sober. I drank last night and will drink tonight. Literally no point in waking up if there is no getting drunk
>>217171830nah>>217171833no salt is salty
>>217171818well a doctor is going to say cranium instead of head
>>217171788isnt ubisoft basically bankrupt and being kept afloat by the government gibs
mmm yes this is very umami (japanese for salty)
AC Black Flag is the only thing i'm looking forward too.
far cry 4 was actually amazing now that i think about it
>>217171842of course not, China saved it.
>>217171818savoury is a class of flavour profilesumami is a basic sensory response (like sweet, salty, sour and bitter)
>>217171860the weapon switching mechanics (on controller at least) are terrible and in many ways this turns it from an 8/10 game into a 3/10 game imho
fart cry 6assassins creed black fag
>A Super Fungus Is Spreading Across UK: Brits Warned Over Serious Infection of Bum, Groin Area
you know whats a great youtube cooking channel?kays cookingimagine a degenerate council estate fat unemployed woman with room temperature IQ cooking food for her fat inbred songreat channel
praying for my colleagues based in colombo this morning
>>217171877mycoprotein nuggets
>>217171841well no because the cranium specifically refers to the upper structure of your skull that surrounds your brain
>>217171873dont remember that being unusual what was wrong with it on controllre?
>>217171890you sounds classist
>>217171890mad she was on Harry Hills TV Burp
Far cry 5 is the best oneKEEP YOUR RIFLE BY YOUR SIDE
>>217171898yea well hes not going to call it a head when hes cutting into it is he you moronical fool
I legit spent weeks in black flag just roaming the seas sinking spanish ships and enjoyed every minute also played the shit out of sea of thievesmaximum fun
>>217171870you are technically correct but people still use it when they actually mean savoury, to me it indicates they don't know what they're talking about, or they do know and just want to use a fancy term for no reason
>>217171909that game was buns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsCp5LG_zNEfuck my wog incel pervert 4chan goon cave life. I see women like this every day
Plusnet is blocking 4chan and also 4plebs right now (even though the latter already has an adult filter on it, that's not enough for ofcom apparently)Turning VPN on and off seems to fix it for a few minutes, somehow, I have no idea how it works
>>217171890What about this fella? I love his videos.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgLC_DRd2cg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcTpXgs15S4may it never change
>>217171945It's over
today we are cooking a different kind of pastaits raw spaghetti cooking in the oven for like 50 minutes
>>217171904i don't know exactly how to describe it but it's almost not sensitive enoughyou hold down rb then use the right stick to select the weapon from the menu but you have to really hold down the directly that you want for it to actually register, making it very difficult to do quickly and also you always end up looking at your feet or at the sky after you release the rb button because you have to pull the stick so hard for it to actually select the weapon that you want
Has anyone bought anything off this amazon Haul before? Is it ok or is it shite?
in the loo
70 miles til the next exit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfwlj0gba_khaving a wee cry. is that okay lads? I'm not gay haha just depressed
just watched barry lyndon
>>217172075thoughts?
epic weed time!
>>217172080it were great desui always like kubrick movies even more than i expected to
>>217172073dont careno one caresyour problem not mindgirl
>>217172090It's funny too
my ancestor
>>217172096poo
>>217172102Slugagay porn
>>217172102medieval neets as it werebasedx100000
woke up at 3pm todaydidnt shower or brush my teethjust sat in bed till like 5pm staring at my phone then got up to eat some toast and drink some rub
>>217172145based
>>217172134sampler of drugswould love to do thatbeats sitting in an office drinking cups of tea with old people
it's fucking annoying
>>217172145ktim every day for the past decade
this nigga drinkin rub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR_NQOLrc-s&list=RDbR_NQOLrc-s&start_radio=1this is my girlfriend in case anyone cares
do a little dance make a little love
hate having to shit and piss and eatsuch a chorej hold my shit in till i start to get tummy achehumans are such fragile creaturesflawed weak and overly emotional gross
need more yanks posting cats and bible quotes
>>217172214all of those things are fun and not a chore
what do i do for fun you ask?yes i sit on the toilet shitting and pissingloads of fun that
not really walking weather today
>>217172267i enjoy that you ignore cooking and eating because many (most?) people do in fact find that fun and you realise how retarded your post was
>>217172287cooking? a means to eatingeating? a means to pooingsimple as
>>217172134>cow-bangerktim
dunno where the cat is
>>217172287weird thing to enjoy thatstrange person your arespending your time sat on the toilet shitting and pissing enjoying people (maybe?) being retarded
>>217172344ran over him earlier sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKU1UxRlE0Q&list=RDIKU1UxRlE0Q&start_radio=1get you willy out for the irish republican army
who wants to hear a good joke?
>>217172370go on then
Just switched back to see what yotsuba b feels like and i don't know how my eyes survived so long with that
best be funny this mate
>>217172382what did the buffalo's mother say when he left for school?"bison"
>>217172395nigger
>>217172395
mad how expensive subbers is now
bison is also named mort
nn
>>217172395roff
been perusing /ck/ lately, posting there feels like russian roulette as i once copped a 3 dayer for racism there for disrespecting indian cuisine, the janny is surely a saar
>>217172395HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what do you called a cannabis smoking buffalo?"hison"
>>217172467cats are so special
>>217172460right so yyou were being racist were you
>>217172501not really, i just said i thought it was overrated, i may have used the term "pajeet" but that was about the extent of my vitriol
what do you call a lgbt buffalo?"bison"
what do you call a suicidal buffalo?dyson
>>217172511so you did a racism
>>217172520POO ROATINFKING
was watching some sexy porn earlier and was corring and phwoarring but then the girl started referring to her vagina with female pronouns and it gave me the ick
going to eat pasta today with garlic and onion and tomato and chilli
what do you call a buffalo boxer?tyson
what do you call the smelly brown stuff that comes out of your bum after you've digested yer scran?pooson
what do you call a chinese buffalo?ryson(because rice and chinese people eat rice)
>>217172538s>>217172555c>>217172559r
what do you call a homeless buffalo?lyson
Sir total nigger death
Which countries are most bottom-coded?
>>217172575FOGC
dunno but my bottom is eroded
>>217172585I'm sorry to hear that and I wish you a speedy recovery.
might get on the 'ark 'et and order some 'ugs
67
nigger
>>217172682how do you make these so fast every single time
>>217172693copy, open software, open recent file (brad), paste, change opacity, move/resize/rotate
>>217172703you must have made close to a hundred of these by now
>>217172709nah like 6 or 7 (lol)
>>217172713SIX SEVENNNNN
One of history's greatest tragedy was the Parliamentarian victory in the English Civil War. In an ideal world, Charlie would had won, and would had killed all Puritans from Britain, and the world, leaving Britain, and the subsequent American colonies as bastions of Anglicanism, and free from subhuman Puritanism, which would eventually die into Unitarian Universalism.
mental how there are gendered divisions in chess, there's no physical component so why is it segregated?
Desuarchive keeps going doingCloudflare do your job lads what are they paying you for
nigger. janny ban me you nigger cunt
>>217172763she's made for the beeb
>>217172787post a pony, you'll be out on your arse in minutes.
playing games on PC just isn't as fun as playing it on console
Marguerite ZorachTwo Cats, 1929
>>217172808I won't stoop that low. Christ is King.
>>217172818i play my pc games on my settee with an xbox controller
>>217172828even if it's an imitation of playing on a console (ie with an xbox controller as you said) it still just feels different
i must walk
i dont get it. i heat up the beans, toast the bread, and place the beans on the slice of toasted bread. and thats...tasty? good? nutricious? shit sucks man.
>>217172888it has to be heinz beans, petr
>>217172888in what way does it suck?in what way is bread and beans not tasty or nutritious?
>>217172888for it to be done properly it needs to be warburtons white toasted or thick bread, it should be buttered and placed at the side of the plate. the beans should be heinz and cooked in a microwave.
fuck plusnet
if you don';t like beans on toast you don't like food
>>217172964what error do you get when you try to go to 4chan
>>217172895it is heinz beans the teal/blue cylinder metal can>>217172946i didnt use butter but i did microwave the beans. theres not enough sauce in those cans! all of the sauce comes out with the first couple of spoons and then its just dry beans rest of the way
>>217173013beans on toast is fucking wank. ignore the mongs who will endlessly shill it to you. nobody with a functional tastebud eats that shite
>>217173037>>217173037>>217173037>>217173037der neue
