these dogs are hot! come and eat them!edition
think i'm going to do a little 10k to knaresborough then get the train back
stop calling me a homo
>>217173067its dark out
on the so-called drugs as it were
Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.
thinking about how england got battered at the ashes
>>217173101need to have my shower and make a coffee and put the washing on still
my willy is green
started judging blacks by the content of their character and now i hate them even more
>gf still sleeping >8 hours sleep for myself>up early sat on the sofa under my heated throw drinking a coffee and shitposting with the ladscomfy as fuck fellas>>217173067Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlPNh_PBZb4
>England have won the Ashes in Australia five times since the end of World War II. Those victories came in 1954-55, 1970-71, 1978-79, 1986-87 and 2010-11.omds
>>217173170are you a woman? its just that your post sounded like stuff a woman would write
i would die for japan
>>217173037based GTA IV king!total GTA IV victory!
>>217173248gta iv didn't look that good
>>217173251i thought it looked great at the time but i remember thinking oblivion looked better
shagged a bird up the arse the other nightrings me later tells me she loves memental what cock does to the f'oid brain
caught a cold from colleagueberg
>>217173246>i would die for japanthen why don't you?
>>217173285im yet to receive the call
i would die for chinajade emperor, descend from the mountain and call upon me
>>217173270And the latest from Horseberg?
over at toby's housewe're having pot noodles and energy drinks :3
>>217173301they shall be moved to the bigger enclosure today
>>217173257i mean it looked good but everything online is upscaled
don't care, having a cheekyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFnDWdUBi8
bing bongexsqueeze me
>>217173318are the horses friends?
plotting a wank
>>217173340yeah :)
send them all back
Like these noodles desuQuite tasty and spicy, but not TOO spicy that it's not enjoyable
>>217173380uganda be kiddin me
>>217173318me and toby are doing this >.<
>>217173318Shnorse and Knorse
mad how there's a swede cowboy here
might get the hemorrhoids lanced
>>217173262what colour was her arsehole?
Coitus with Emma Watson.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNT-e8AwmqU
just found out my local MP is some 23-year-old jeet girl...she kinda cute
Women want to be kidnapped and raped
>>217173318sadness in his eyes
And I would fart 500 milesAnd I would fart 500 moreJust to be the man that farts 1000 miles and shits all on your floor
on today's car journey I will ask the toilfu if she had a favourite teacher
Hitting the trail
>on today's car journey I will ask the toilfu if she had a favourite teacher
>>217173758rapelad?
>>217173758
If the gov makes me use an ID to access African Casting I might just leave for Russia
>>217173768ktiu (kek this is us) except she has black hair and I'm not fat
you've done it again rorke
>>217173778Access what now
'berg found the bettie bondage folder again
>>217173783can't even peck a girl on the cheek after a date without her crying on the internet about it afterwards, take the piss
>>217173794Excellent back catalogue
>>217173248King riiiing,King riiiiiing,King riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
>>217173794impressive. my cat can barely operate his food bowl
ARSE FANNY TWAT CUNT BELLEND
Something just incredibly mint about anal isn't thereThe depravity of it
Suns coming upJust me and the birds
was running the other night on a bush trail and i had to absolutely leg it because there was a freaky ass goblin voice near me also had someone sprint at me diagonally from within the bush once when i was walking here
>>217173937if either of those things happened to me I would just never go outside again
Lidl expedition starting in t-10 minutes Wish me luck lads
>>217173919Are you this lad >>217173067
>>217173910Not a fan. I prefer the vagina. Not a bender you see.
Gf didn't let me bum her yesterday even though I asked very politely Just not on is it
>>217173975The
can hear myself wanking in the other room
>>217173704When I wank offWell you know I’m gonna peeI’m gonna pee the man that wanks off next to pooAnd when I go outWell you know I’m gonna peeI’m gonna pee the man who goes out with poo
>>217173991bizarre post
growing my hair outmental how much I pay just for shit haircuts
right that's me off to greggs
>>217174028talk to the hand, because the face ain't listening
sir Jenna ortega
>>217174045got some other assorted blogs I'll be posting throughout the day actually, hopefully you find those more interesting :)
>The diseases the Spaniards spread spread faster than the Spaniards themselves, so much so that Spanish influenza hit the Inca Empire before they had even seen a white man>It killed the Inca Emperor and the sudden power vacuum caused an Inca Civil War>By the time the Spaniards actually did show up, even if they didn't have superior technology, it was the easiest conquest they could have possibly imaginedmad that when everyone was dying they must have been thinking what the fuck is going on
>>217173982Not sure why you'd think an arsehole would be inherently gay
might have accidentally fallen in love with the single mother at toil but I have zero intention of raising another man's child so I shan't be doing anything about it
>>217174112Bro has aura
oh my dayyyyyssss
>>217174112he has his own flat, he's doing better than most incels in this general
performing the prewank ritual (resurrecting myself from the dead) then wanking myself to death
>>217174152this is how you had to dress to get into a club in the 2000s
>>217174152who up geekin
>>217174152leftypol's fit
>>217173975Yeah
>>217174172Nice one ladRunning or walking
>>217174172is this near riften?
Any failure man in
>>217174152Nigga think he’s Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
might check the pressure of my tyres
>>217174215ktim
all that Elon musk bloke does is whinge on Twitter like you are literally the richest man in the world you have the power to change things you know?
on /n/ having a wank
>>217174215I'm not a failure but I certainly never came close to reaching my actual potential
rorke be like>take me baaaaaaaaaack
>>217174181Just walkingHalf fancied a run but it's too wet/muddy down here
>>217174172which I had a place like this near meall I have are just boring fields with not many trees
think im developing a pissdom fetish
>>217173783seen posts like these about dating people from here and firsties get weirded out by the mildest form of affection, can't even grab their thigh without them freaking out
>>217174172Sovl
Name a living Chinese person other than Xi Jinping and Jackie Chan
heyy :)
>>217174318Jack Ma (questionable)
>>217174318ho lee fuk
>>217174349Rorke at 8 weeks
>>217174318pung cho peng
The worst crime ever seen on these shores
>>217174318done me there
Got heart palpitations
>>217174318bai ling
rorke wearing his berghuisleftypol wearing his north face
i've got to be on the M1 in 50 minutes
>>217174424ive got a north facei must be leftypol!
>>217174378true British hero's
>>217174318Bo Xilai
>>217174349his nose is a bit like an ear
>>217174479thanks thats me leftypol with my mate rorke
cheeky bit of OSRS then out for a run I reckon x
makes you think doesnt it
black sexellence
lil bro is worried about the wrong gherkin. mmhm x
whats the klingon empires tax policy?
mad fact about china is the most famous talk show host (oft called China's Oprah Winfrey) is a TRANSGENDER, and the Chinese are apparently okay with it.Adopted 3 kids and married a German man too
>>217174505im spectral batthats what my many friends and girtl friends are always telling me
>>217174538people mock GRRM for saying this but what plebs call pedantic, I call world-building
Good book
what stocks are we buying lads
>>217174563taxes are boring unless used to show how unfair a ruler is
>>217174563I'm glad you can enjoy it that sounds nice
>>217174523>>217174536>>217174578mmhm black sexellence
>>217174578its not happening its happening but thats a good thing
>>217174611rorke isn't coming back from that one
>>217174255Yes very lucky here>>217174563Klingons don't need taxes because they live in a socialist eutopia in the far future where resources are unlimited save
leftyyyypunch! hiiii-YAH!*chinese bows over rorkes corpse*
>>217174611Isn't the mansion tax like 2.5k a year? Literally who gives a fuck
>>217174611all grievance politics at the end of the day
Waheyyyy ahahaha
>>217174660>Literally who gives a fuckmansion owners aka future me
>>217174690what colour is your future bugatti
>>217174685why does the bald man need an umbrella
on the orange lucozades again
>>217174710get innn must be buzzing from all those yummy electrocytes or whatever
>>217174700poo
just had 7 pancakes for breakfast
race mixing is more of a problem than mansion owners throwing a tiffy
i like the idea of a mansion owner who just sits in one room posting on 4chan
Fucking hell.man, country is so fucking fucked man
almost thirty quid to get my car valeted by a grumpy romanian, takes the piss
really hate how you can only buy a huge bag of certain vegetables from sainsbury's when I only want one or two
>>217174753thats me; rorkes da
>valeted FOY
>>217174767You can get a reusable bagI only buy what I need, works out way cheaper
hosting my evil incel ceremony in the 4chan room
>>217174753this would be me if I won the lotto
>>217174757i would spend 1 billion to save even a single trout
>>217174767need you out of business sunshine
>>217174757won't someone please think of the fishe
>>217174820hahah
>>217174820that's not the kind of thing you just "stumble" on, Richard
look into his eyes and tell him youd let him die... thats what i thought rorke
momberg straight up ignored me when I asked her to stop buying junk food. she's just walked in with a huge multipack of lay's like our conversation never happened. I hate living here
>>217174845based little retard
>>217174845today he dies
ziedy mindraping rorke into posting images of starving children
>>217173364THICC
>>217174845Throw this cute bastard in the batter and get him in the fryer with some chippies
>>217174820
wanking
>>217174757Should have given it to single mum immigrant NHS nurses imo.Edit: seems this has wound up the gammons!!!
So I see the new deputy speaker is pure sex
>>217174902looks like a knock off carol vordemann
would make a great husband and father, shame white women are such treacherous race traitors
>>217174846
>>217174883no wanking for me todaynope just not doing it
>>217174932kek I thought this too but I'm pretty sure he's just baiting
the lotion i been wanking with daily for 10+ years turns out to have estrogenizing effects ITS OVER basically been trannifying myself
>>217174931me after 1 zoot
>>217174958>needing lotion to wanklet me guess, the jews stole your foreksin?
Got no plans this weekendBilly no mates and nothing interesting happening in townAnother weekend of incel-walking and getting drunk at 5pm for me, methinks
>>217174882surely shade and smell are synonymoushow can John have a crystal clear arsehole whilst it's the smelliest?this chart isn't scientific at all and it makes me angry
>>217174882It’s the wrong hours to be posting shit like this.
>>217174925I would make a great husband but a terrible father, like 1950s distant unloving father tier
Manchester is woke as fuck. Order one pint and bartender 180s an iPad asking for a tip on a £7 pint haha, shut up man
Fucking yanks are inescapable
>>217175003you can't post that
>>217173037>GTA IV hot dog standI once died from crashing my car into a hot dog stand. Apparently they have a gas bottle that can explode which then leads to your car exploding also.
>>217175026didn't you know you niggas played video games outside of Farming Simulator 2000do you make games or do you just let Poles do the jobs Germans are too lazy to do themselves?
am eating a spoonful of honey from OXFORD of all places§
>main road through town is closed for works>25 minute detour to get anywhereah yes great start to the weekend
>>217174992the jews have stolen this from us. we must get our revenge on them via violent retribution
>>217175019
>>217175036We make a lot of games. Only a few of them are good, though. Some like the Deponia and Edna adventures. Me I liked the Settlers before Ubisoft bought the company Bluebyte.
water bill has gone down to 19 quidwas 50 quid beforewhat are they plotting
>>217175003beach, mouse, beach beach mouse, chxijchchxijchxchxijchxchxijch beach, mouse, beach beach mouse, chxijchchxijchxchxijchxchxijch beach, mouse, beach beach mouse, chxijchchxijchxchxijchxchxijch beach, mouse, beach beach mouse, chxijchchxijchxchxijchxchxijch beach, mouse, beach beach mouse, chxijchchxijchxchxijchxchxijch
hheheheheheehe
>>217175072Unprecedented levels of sewage dumping
hangover wank complete, now on to bigger and better wanks
>>217175072Probably just stole more water from Wales so they can charge you less now
>>217175085rancid little thing
> BREAKING: France will soon be able to intercept boats in the Channel that are suspected of picking up migrants along the coast and bringing them to the UK, French authorities have told Sky News bye bye reform i guess, they’ve got nothing else to run on
muff cabbage
>>217173783I've literally fucked on every first date except one
leftypol sacrificing his firstborn child to save 20% of a salmon
My real name is Jose Armando Ignacius de la Costa
>rancid little thing
greens shutting down all those nasty nuclear powerplants and stopping evil hs2 so we all burn coal and drive diesel cars instead :)
>>217175107how has it taken this long to achieve this? Isn't this what should have been happening all along?
>>217175134leftypol loves burning coal
naked x
>>217175134why are they so retardednuclear is so obviously the most planet-friendly option, they should be building nukes in every county
>>217175156Google Chernobyl
nuking my black arse
another miserable day of my grim dogshit life
didn't win the euromillions lads. fucking fuming
>>217175164>this one (1) incident nearly 60 years ago caused by Soviet incompetence means we should never use nuclear power again
A trainee police officer has been banned for life for passing information to her drug dealer boyfriend.
>>217175169good morning :)
>>217174973i like to have a slippery penis
>>217175173shouldve invested that money in poo
>>217175164google air pollution?
>>217175176stupid tart looks like she's in cheap fancy dress instead of a uniform
>Five children have been injured after a jumping castle at a property in Sydney's west flew into the air and was blown into a neighbouring fence.hooting
>>217175176hate women like this
>jumping castlekek
>>217175186i remember using lube when i was younger. it felt good but the noise was loud and i think my dad could hear me slapping away in the toilet
>>217175197
>>217175197Rorke cutting the lines securing it to the ground with an oversized pair of scissors
>>217175175Google Hindenburg disaster
Need are Emma to squeeze out a dirt rope into my mouth.
>>217175199What? Fit women you hate fit women?
Google my bollocks
any good shite on prime for black friday?
>>217175233No results found
>>217175113have you considered that swedish girls might be whores
Currently reading about Cryptorchidism
Told u it wasn’t a big deal
whenever i'm feeling down, i boot up bestgore.fun and watch brown and black third worlders die. LOL eat shit untermensch. it's so funny watching worthless people die violently on the internet
Have you ever after a shag not felt like a "man", like you "did your job" and got something out of it?
what's the plan today then lads?
>>217175257Can stick my own fingers up my own bum thank you very much don't need the NHS to do it for me
>>217175259trying a bit hard mate
fed up of pensioners getting a free ride from every single fucking party in power right or left it doesn’t make a difference
anyone off to liverpool today for the corbyn and sultana fest?
>whenever i'm feeling down, i boot up bestgore.fun and watch brown and black third worlders die. LOL eat shit untermensch. it's so funny watching worthless people die violently on the internet
>>217175281they don't use their fingers anymorethey use their tongues
Very much on the train£4.10 for a eight minute journeyBack for a quick shower then on with some chores
>>217175293Commiemong
>>217175293they're still doing that shit?they've lost half their MPs already
>>217175306bit suswhere are you off to?why are you still in your pyjamas?
>>217175289It's called state-mandated pension
>>217175255That took some balls
Fucking hate gyno
>>217175279Got a date later me
>>217175318I'm going homeThese are old raggedy chinos not pyjamas
Need her pungent farts fed directly up my nostrils.
>>217175289Yeah boomers are massive cunts as a demographic. Just fucking hate them They've destroyed the country, demanded low taxes low state when they were working and have miraculously become huge socialists in retirement, demanding ever higher pensions and councils to fund their social care, all at the expense of current workers.This was after they destroyed the housing and job market.And then you see them everywhere, just out and about driving at 25mph in a 40 or just blocking entire aisles in shops to have a natter.Oh and let's not forget the NHS, another bottomless black hole for our taxes that primarily serves, you guessed it, old people.If you ever wondered why your taxes go up but the services you receive from the government go down each year, the answer is old people
>>217175283shut up or you'll be the next video posted there, nigger swine
>>217175315apparently so. silly old cunt still trying to be relevant
>>217175222What really fucked dirigibles is the advent of the jet plane
Big boomer cocks giving katie that triple lock
rorke said he would make me a star and take me around the world
>>217175366scrom
>>217175259
>>217175293>corbynwashed. already let the party get infested by landlords
i'm wearing all my favourite brands, brands, brands, brands
doing me predictions
>>217175275*snaps fingers twice**taps post*
some proper incel chunguses on here
Big fan of disappointing women me
>>217175366literally me! (i'm the one who posted it)
>>217175427The thing was we shagged and I spaffed we did some shagging that night, but I wasn't feeling like I owned my life.
/brit/ conspiracy theory: emmayank is a bot or low intelligence AI
at least I woke up later today so I only have to suffer 12 hours of barking
>>217175455Artificial Down Syndrome
just been sickx
had yanks filtered for months on here. they add nothing of value to the thread
the black friday cop
>>217175476corscran
I don't know which would be scarier, mousenonce is an AI chatbot pretending to be retarded or him being an actual scottish smackhead nearly killing himself with the sorts of science experiments an unsupervised preteen boy with no self-preservation instinct might attempt
good morning everyone ^.^ feeling a bit doggy today. but I am not allowed I am to be a horse, I am told. I wish
>>217175482*sticks an umbrella through the holes while you're not paying attention*
>>217175518can't post that here mate
>>217175510>words words wordsshut the fuck up maggot
>>217175523stfu. fuck off
i need a buzzcut
>>217175510indeed. wish I was forced into one thing and made to stick to it. by a girl I meanwish I was her sex slave
just knocked a bottle of water overx
>>217175521shoulda stayed in pakistan
I need to know if theyre pregnant... I
>>217175569>>217175569>>217175569
*sigh*
