saturday morning duck edish
>>217175569Can’t be fucked going gym bare Indians in there at this time usually
that was around the time I became debt free with the horse stuff. then more horse stuff came. *sigh* I need to know if she is pregnantI just hate it that she did come and make a connection (which then everything else started following on) before doing it, not the thing itself. I hope its just doubt or the pisslows being evil again but I need to know NOW - yes because I need a gf
woke up really sad and lonely, if how we feel is getting posted and I am to say how I really feel
>>217175593hate morning gym me. makes me feel sick for some reason. low blood sugar or summat. shall go at midday.
Anglo-Saxon women are ELITE
>>217175611proxy yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUdb0OecLqgfread feem
got the new triage album onmore bands should have kiwi former models as their lead singer
is this true
a shell corporation in brazil by the name of "rio verde"
got to do an end of year presentation to the company in a couple of weeks. do one every year to sort of summarise all the stuff that my team did. find all the prep quite stressful.
rum buggers down devon way
>>217175635yes, BBC really is on the mind 24/7 for these evropa types
>>217175619only when they're australian
>>217175635the absolute state of your life. your life is really sad and no, the internet is not real life. I wish youd get a grip instead of dirtying all of the rest of our auras
>>217175655south westerners are subhuman
>>217175659my brvther
image source or girls name? shes probably an escort or something but I want to know her name to jerk off to her lol
>>217175643HAHAHAHAHA
>>217175663You had negative aura anyway so it doesn’t matter
>>217175655Western England is BRYTHONVC
>>217175685yeah mate, she goes by tubgirl
>>217175690youre "is this true?"-posting at 10AM on a Saturday using X screenshots in the race topic circles its not, but if it (my aura) were, then it would be so because of you and your presence near me
>>217175685that's tubgirl lad
ellie goulding bum arse
the "people" on 4chan on a Saturday talking about hmm Spanish women fucking immigrants dare say that I am low or have negative aura. its actually annoying how much you cant see how little we all think of you and how low you are because its the internet. your opinion does NOT matter
>>217175708>at 10AM9:38 amMore aura lossOmds
me'ow
>>217175721gift: prostitutedblack mirror. not too long until shes fucking blacks and I go slit my throat
serious aura transactions occuring in this thread
>>217175747Can you confirm or deny the original post
dont dirty my aura!
I like fake amber leaf from the paki shop because it’s good for me
these white kids in the black parts of Scotland are fucked and if I were a white growing up in this area id kill myself. the country might be majority white but this next generation is blacks or the raped psychologically abused cucked, every day when they go outside and see the majority black next gen and all the coalburners
another wank? don't mind if I do
not that the problem is that the connection was made with me (its just why do it), but that she does it at all with even one person to hurt or manipulate is too many
>>217175772
imogen poots
might spend between 700-1000 pounds on 1:1 quality fake designer clothes from china
>>217175804yeah or they look like this (but so do nonwhites) all the kids are also fat nowadays, but I dont care about that because im not a father or doctor
six sevenSCREAMING
>>217175730Oh could you FUCK OFF PAL its Saturday morningYou could give a fucking aspirin a headache
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1764360421538059.jpgneed thisneed it but not getting put to sleepits insane how cute she (all girls) are
>>217175828I’ve done this
>>217175828>1:1well you wouldnt buy half sized would youdaft bugger
>>217175844you are mentally retarded levels of verbal argument. no wonder all the polshits are losers and failures in real life
>its time to buy the album!no thank you bandcampfuck off
stop putting the word brit in other threads i keep going to the wrong thread thinking its the new
need it
how do you lads know what photos are good for the dating apps? I have no clue which one I look good or bad in, always been hopeless at this sort of thing me
>>217175756well, i don't know. statistics on the sex life of the general populace.i can say there's a lot of guys like that and interracial couples are rare, especially that specific pairing, from personal peripheral observations.however in younger age groups there's quite a large amount of foreign males and they're more aggressive and sexually imposing.also casual sex is differ from relationships.
those are the things I need in December thats saying it with it being me, so I think "if it doesnt" get revealed to me in December then its just the next month, and so on. I need to know, to be honest
tell me about london
make sure your toaster is set to 3. it's the optimal level
I dont have to make excuses and dont care about any stuff. its just that I want it and to know
>>217175900any photo that doesn't have your stupid coconut mug in it
>>217175915why are gen z scared of sweary words
>>217175921reminder to pre-heat your toaster
>>217175915£3 mill gbp is like 10 mill aud That’s crazy
poltards live grimmer lives than anyone else and thats fact and after interacting with you
>>217175915Britain needs a Zohran Mamdani of their own
Need a curfew on pensioners at the weekend. You've had all week to sort your shit out! Fuck off and stop clogging everything up
>>217175938more that the algorithm (pbuh) will shadowban you for no-no words and limit exposure so you don't get a banger
>>217175915london isnt britain. it's a microstate of its own
>>217175929oi oi, got a smile out of me
>>217175972London is England
>>217175964me when new T1 item comes out on a RSPS and I have (now 2) T2 items to sell, but the rich players fucked everyone to get a T1 item
>>217175915ahmed the uber driver's fault
>>217175982england isnt britain. the britons are native people of scotland and wales. the english are mutt freaks from europe
>>217176004truth nuke
>>217176004Facts bro
>>217176004fax
if I had a gf I would wake up and fuck her on a morning (maybe fuck her twice) and go play uma game and probably post on 4chan instead of like right now where I wank and go play uma game
>>217176031
can hold my piss in for hours just by not thinking about it. mind over matter.
>>217176004facts fuck England
rape mode activated
day 3 of putting mint on my penis: pretty sure I got a full erection but it was thin. the second time I wanked I didnt have a full erection, and the same last night, but then the erection ramps up and I get fully hard in both once I start jerking off it didnt make my dick really thick but its full size I think because of the mint
Deleted my Xitter account last night while poo steamingFucking based. No more doom scroling for me dawg
tummy hurts from crab
imagination wanks are so boring and I cant match (come up with) what girls do to manipulate and control me
mental that much of my life was the default and everyone else is the different one
>>217176068can't delete mine as it's linked to my google account
the style of this movie feels off somehow. its cheap and shitty but beside that the combination of yank and english and then having this setting that has modern elements unique to british culture (blue and yellow modern police cars and NHS) but also trying to create an atmosphere of nostalgic britain (posh people, department stores and quaint pubs) creates a really unnatural feeling of placelessness
>>217176094Fuck you talking about?
tired of the same scenario imagination wank I had on repeat and I need more or to go deeper into the scnario now
England, Scotland, Wales, Norn, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are all best mates and forever so and if you think otherwise you shouldn't be posting here
>>217176120whats norn
>>217176058just finished my rape spree. a lot of maori women are gonna be preggers with BWC chads in their bellies
>>217175569Cute quackers
just done a colossal hangover poo. a real pan skidder
can't wait movies with british police because immediately i assume the matter at hand is small time like hav u got a loicence for them scissors. but american film makers always think they can portray them as equivalent to their cool police that everyone is familiar with
having more wead oil than before tonight because it just made me sleepy when i used to smoke nigga weed as a teen it gave me week long psychotic episodes
>>217176132if you have to ask that you really don't belong here
“No you can’t make your own choice about your own country, we know better than you”
>>217176132nornya business haha!
>>217176189ok so nz isn't friend then? so by that definition you dont belong here cause a friend would be happy to explain
>>217176082not meant to eat them live mate
>>217176203Had your chance 10 years ago and fucked it
>>217176203already had a referendum and lost matenot a real country in any respect either in any other country they'd recognise scotland is just a state or province
Sir Patrick BatemanSir Paul AllenSir Timothy Bryce
>>217176222Scots voted yes.English transplants and Westminster browns turned the vote.
>>217176214you are excluded
>>217176203voted no and i'll do it again and again
>>217176162hot fuzz was funny althoughbeitsteinblatt
>>217176234>not a real countryWhat a retard u are
>>217176245You will be deported to England
might become a contortionist
Got the Frasier on
>>217176249ong lil bro shut the fuck up. scotcucks got ZEEMED
Measured my willy just now6.6 inches erectNot bad
>>217176237
>>217176261TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS!
>>217176270howd you measure it
got the piers morgan tucker carlson interview on
>>217176288Tape measure to the baseDidn't bone press, just pressed against my skin
>>217176264Great argument
second wank complete, quite stylish
>>217176300good man *sucks your willy*
>>217176308what does that even mean
>>217176308What to?
>>217176288with my tongue ;)
>>217176288from the balls up
>>217176308Failed NNN
wish i was jewish so i could get a free trip to israel
>>217176294absolute banger mate
Made it 42 days without watching porn ladsMade me realise how much time I was wasting on it
>>217176344women there are genuinely fit as well
Doing a gay wee dance
>>217176294the piers morgan andrew tate interview is good he bodies piers in their israel discussion
>>217176352couldn't do that meneed to see some tits at least once every 2 days
honestly think i'd kill myself if they shut down 4chan. or kill a lot of other people before the police killed me in a gunfight
I need pussy
who is this beautiful ass man blessing my screen rn
what's frasiers wanks in one day record?
>>217176354>he fell for it
At first, they came for the alcoholics and I did not speak out, because I am a teetotaler
>>217176389I'd miss my friends on 4chan.org/int/britx
>>217176406He has publicly stated he is "almost exclusively Irish" based on DNA tests and has an Irish passport, though he was born in England. His birth name was Piers Stefan O'Meara
>>217176424na they are
so what's yer 'hing
>>217176453ktim
>>217176431um x
woke up in the morning feelin like p diddy
what the diddyblud
>>217176378>andjew niggertatekill yourself
>>217176544bix nood
>>217176547
what the hellypops
>>217176246it needs to get the humour right or it just looks stupid because brit police and isntitutions in general feel small time even if stuff like the NHS or UK government are actually massive
hope brave lion Oluwaferanmilayotanwa O’finnigan put the ball in the net for the mighty reds
>>217176528is that girl asian or a scottish girl with FAS?
>>217176528Fucks with all the flying acting like they are on the other side of the world probably a 4 hour drive away man
>>217176620happy birthday champ
>>217176620happy birthday matex
morning shift but first we yam
it's all kicking off in /med/
got kitchen nightmares on
>>217176666stfu spigger
>>217176676homar
GCSE achievement by ethnicity:1. Chinese (80%)2. Indian (73%)3. Bangladeshi (62.1%)4. White Irish (60.6%) 5. Black African (54.5%)6.Pakistani (51.2%)7. White British (47.7%)8. Black Caribbean (34.6%)9. Irish traveller (14.4%)10.Roma/gypsy (8.5%)Oh um…
https://jiggie.fun/2JQSY5pornographic jigsaw puzzle time lads
Ngl lads, I don’t even know why there are so many people here who dislike my postings. I can’t really figure out why you lot don’t like me.
might play some computer gaem today
>>217176715But I do like you
>>217176715because you are not Anglo-Saxon like the rest of us, it's not that hard to figure out lad
>>217176723find it seriously hard to believe a woman would be able to achieve a buttocks of that dimension
>>217176715i just read your posts and imagine it being said in that poofy little kiwi accent and it's off putting honestly
>>217176715It's cause you're a wog
thats (you)
not a clue who that is
>>217176736You’ve made this whole thing up in your head mate. I have predominantly Scottish ancestry.
>>217176753poo anteater
>>217176753mm poo
>>217175635first part is true, though exaggerated, the second part is not trueit’s just internet spastics regurgitating shite other internet spastics have said
hit my head all day
had one of those hawkstone lagers yesterdaynot bad
>>217176795ok
jerk me off all day
almost bought minoxidil to use on my beard but apparently it's not even that effective
>>217176649>>217176689>>217176797heatherpedophile has gone online
JD's brother-in-law
deeply unfunny thread. why are zoomers so unfunny
men with full heads of hair past the age of 50 are demons
>>217176767you literally did a vocaroo a week or so back with a discernably maori accent. please don't act like it didn't happen or that it wasn't you. i'm too intelligent for you to try and lie to. you'll never outwit me
>>217176809why do people even rate this gypsy. is it just fame effect?
Always hates the term ‘brain fart’ too visceral. Imagine all the stink being trapped in the skull and the brain damage that would ensue
mental how boring, sad and pointless all of our lives are
eyetest at 12bet the bastard train will be late
made a post in the wrong thread>>217176793>>217176821scmbaio
>>217176820the world would be a better place if people like you didnt have speech rights
>>217176825I was speaking Māori, I said the name of a town. I get that being educated is frowned upon in Australia but come off it. I do also have Māori ancestry but as I said ma predominantly Scottish.
rotherham tandoori
i heard maori are all clinically obese with tattoos and they ride around on motorcycles and rape children in their villages and sell crystal meth
>>217176354
>>217176856>I do also have Māori ancestryHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THIS NIGGER IS BLACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>217176815
need to work on my mental state also because polshits are lowtards
>>217176872
>>217176856maoris are fit
might start a gimmick where I stop using the internet recreationally, exercise several times a week and clean up my diet
>>217176891famously all obese, what are you on about
>>217176874fake
convinced 90% of /brit/ posts are the same four spergs1. The autistic "nathan" fellow who spams on the botnet website2. The mentally ill canadian 3. The aussie dork that keeps blogging about his sad and pathetic life
>>217176914only because the other spammers arent online posting RIGHT NOW so you think that
>>217176856maori'd
>>217176813
>>217176914should see daytime (AEDT) /brit/literally 90% of posts in any given thread are just gingerpaedo, mousenonce and that canadian schizo
>>217176935heatherpaedofreakshow
the four spergman of /brit/
>>217176935heatherpedospasticulophile
>>217176903You wot
im a spasticophile
>>217176944well yeah thats because everybody is asleep here. Still pretty pathetic how brits have ex colonies keeping /brit/ alive over night though
think superbad vs inbetweeners really highlights the difference in comedy tastes and shows why americans aren't funny
>>217176979british comedy goes a bit too hard on the cringe factor desu, to the point where it's just not pleasant to watch.
>>217176996what the helly
>>217177006this
>>217176996wish I passed that well
British comedy be likeSO WEIRD AND CRINGE XD
>>217177036so true
British comedy by le
did rowan atkinson speak in a sarcastic and ironic monotone prose and roll his eyes again?
>>217176836shit post. it should say boring how boring our lives are
always sunny and parks and rec are funnyseinfeld is funny too but not LOL funny ygm
>>217177055Or it's either that, some faggot writer larping as the smartest, wittiest guy in the room
>ourMy life is pretty good and interesting. Skill issue. Max out your sowing and you will be rewarded when you reaping
HELLO CAPTAIN DARLING!!!
it’s called a bargain
>>217177074The problem with Seinfeld is the characters getting hot girlfriends every episode, it starts to get repetitive but the dialog is goated
>>217177105and you get to live in a third world toilet GET INNNN
>>217177036fleabag has the early to mid 20s uni girlies here in a chokehold
briish comedy be likeman 1 puts up a shelf and says "this is the shelf which shall never fall"*shelf falls onto ground and breaks into a thousand pieces*man 2 keeps a neutral facial expression and says "indubitably"*crowd burst into maniacal laughter*
>>217177120Highbury is safe
>>217177115that was normal before feminism
>>217177147this was funny though
>>217177074parks and rec isnt funny you have to forfeit your laughs posthaste
Haven’t touched the proverbial for months now.
Harry and Paul mogged every other comedy show though
>>217177158you mean female hypergamy
>>217177105>cold, damp terraced house>3 bedrooms at a push, and every room is probably a shoebox>poorly insulated, so you can hear your wog neighbours loudly talking on the phone at 2am every weeknight>streets are full of violent, smelly wogs that don't work>buses and tubes are rammed with cucked toilfreaks like yourselfThat will be £2,100,000 please
Reckon it was Willy wanka at first and then he changed it for kids?
> There are only 2.5M native males aged 20-30 in England and Wales. Since 2010 approximately 12M plus migrants entered (legally and illegally) our country, most aged 20-30, the majority of them male.
>>217177147oh my days this is so true
>>217177147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7xsGHMdNEA
>>217177222who cares lad get the fucking horse game downloaded and the pints drank
If I was in the military I would refuse to shoot anyone
>>217177222the Jews want you to be this way to force the rest of us to hate you (and your ideas) which turns us against ourselves. not turned against you but what you believe in if you even care
>>217177234why do these people push everything to the extreme, can't you be in favor of the police without licking their boots like this? fucking weirdos lol
>The level of total testosterone in the sample you provided is 28.6 nmol/L (normal total testosterone level: 7.6 - 31.4 nmol /L). mad how I'm at the high end of testosterone levels and I'm a 29 year old virgin who has never been on a date, never had a gf, and never kissed a woman who isn't a prostitutePoor social skills is a curse for men
always think it's weird how the incels of /brit/ are so jaded and mindbroken that they can't enjoy comedy
Zero immigrants for Israel
fes up, who brought the chicken tikka with my Uber eats account and sent it to my house
>>217177205London is pretty sick though I say this as a welshboy
>>217177285my nearest indian is also called the khyber was does it mean
>>217177173it funny
shoot migrant children in the head
Starting to heal from the catbergs abuse.
>>217177304who asked tho
>>217177304What's your dick size?
>>217177306Comedy has to be funny though. Not every comedy can reach the heights of the single season 2001 classic Big Train thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUEV4rnu5V8
hope y'all niggas don't enjoy this shit
had to replace the ol' router this morning. new network name, new password, had to update all the smartplugs around the house. right palaver it was.
>>217177346samefag
> BBC presenter Lisa Hilton has revealed that makeup artists at the channel were putting “human saliva” and “other bodily fluids” on Nigel Farage’s face.lmao
>>217177358I liked half life and persona, haven’t played the other ones
>>217177147
>>217177105Meanwhile, 2.1 million up north.
>>217177366LMAO RIGHTOIDS OWNED
>>217177393Yeah but you have to live up north though
>>217177349it's no del boy falling through the bar lad
>>217177402north is the only real britain left
>>217177393the problem is it's in the north
>>217177358GTA IV is one of the greatest games of all time. it's the third highest game in the entire history of gaming
as an irish it is generally accepted that a good few people in every year at school will move to london as soon as they get a chance. is this the same in england?
why do weedbro gamers always have to tell everyone they're high when they gamejust shut the fuck up you loser lol
>>217177422what are the higher 2
>>217177411Per capita you have more pakis and browns confined within your acid raid washed miserable post-industrial wasteland cities mate pipe down
>>217177428yes
society went to shit and is the lategame mouse utopia (because of immigrants) when everyone started to give a shit about politics, and cant be with others not on the same side as them, or hurting others or the country to try and beat the other side; when people started subscribing to the phrasing of the month for whatever "powers at be" decided you should give a shit about, using those words, (why do we all use the same words?), and calling anyone not doing the same a "schizo" or freak and lowering the credit score, not that whenever someone says you dont like isnt a schizo or incel anyway. the Jews are right about the masses in that they are cattle
>>217177433DUDE LMAO I'M STONED TO FUCK I FUCKING LOVE WEEEEEEEEED LMAO LOL
He’s posted an essay right before the new. Gotta hand it to em
>>217177439
>>217177467>>217177467
>>217177358Persona and Dark Souls are very zoomer coded too tho
>>2171773466.6 inches
