Normie zoomer editionOld - >>217173053
i’m like a tortured genius but i’m not a genius at anything
>2016 was 10 years ago
>>217184439Have you ever tried sucking dick?
Fibermaxxing has changed my lifeI love digesting
dutch trains are so comfy bros
i liked utrecht and amsterdam but eindhoven is a shithole
Hasan Piker refused to debate Ben Shapiro on CBS because he's a commie pussy
i'm gay and my dick doesn't work
Now You See Me: Now You Don't is a domestic box office bomb but has been saved by its performance in India
india is going to save the west
I have never coughed or sneezed
eating pizza two days in a row award
>>217184846ray peat + 4 faggots
>>217184873reminds me of the bit in Semi Pro where Will Ferrell's character says he's never thrown up, not even as a baby
>>217184682why is your penis unemployed?
hello
>>217185263sybau
>>217185263bro think he adele
>>217185263Is it me you're looking for?
>>217184720
>>217185291>>217185316>>217185382hows it going fellas?
I hate it when I agree with a post but I don't like the way they wrote it. I agreed with the point that someone was making, but his prose was cringe.
drinking covfefe
>>217185475bro think he an aesthete
me and who?
Why do professional opinion havers all wear this exact type of glasses and have this same general appearance? It doesn't matter if they are left wing or right wing or whatever. They all have this uniform.I think it's like a club. It's a class of professional opinion havers. They pretend to disagree and fight with each other but it's all fake. They're like the modern priest class.
>>217184329Same same
>>217185599me!
>>217185635ok hello. i'm the bird just to be clear
>>217185679yes and im the kittin
>>217185616Yes it's called controlled opposition. This guy attacks "conspiracy theorists" on the right, even though conspiracy theorists have been vindicated again and again.
What are you doing today?
>>217185770nothing as always
Matt Walsh is more right wing than 95% of Americans tho
>>217185770gonna get a haircut if the cheap chinese place is opencause FUCK paying $25 for a haircut
>OMG I can't believe you go to WIKIPEDIA I mean like ugggghhh that's so reddit like ahhhh
>>217185791I always think of Matt Walsh
>>217185824wikipedia is fine outside of political shit
>>217185616It's the smug vaxxed midwit shabbos goy who thinks he's really smart uniform.
>>217185887holy buzzwords
>>217185914you sound vaxxed
Dadberg said my arms and chest are looking swole
>>217185922yeah I'm jewish too
>>217185882Ya that's my point
>holy buzzwords
>>217185751>vindicated again and againNone of them have been vindicated thoughbeitever
people still watch NFL even though they have male cheerleaders and after all that kneeling? that's craaaaaazy
in Paris rn I dont want to be me
uh oh melty
Im a failure
Shitting as we speak.
>>217184525only my own, and i wasn’t successful
I just dont know anymore
my neighbor's adoptive son keeps threatening to cut my wife's head off
>>217185616Michael Peinovich is a professional opinion haver.
>Michael Peinovich
>>217186234you dont have a wife
It's so weird when white nationalists hate slavs/slavic countries How are you going to save the white race by hating on the few white countries that haven't opened up their borders to the third world and maintained their white majority even in the major cities?
I got triggered by a Selena Gomez song because the chorus was so fucking stupid
>>217186384Most dyed in the wool White nationalists don't consider Slavs to be WhiteIf they are doing well for themselves, that's greatfor them, but it has nothing to do with Whites as White nationalists think of them (people of Northern European descent)
>white nationaliststhey aren't the smartest bunch, anon. combine that with people that poison the well, the ones that aren't white themselves. it's crazy. you'll have a dude with brown eyes and brown hair from the south hate on a blonde polish guy
i wanted to see the van gogh museum but it was closed when i got there.. i love van gogh so much cummies.... this is not fair!
>>217186471
>>217185475You've just described the primary issue of the Democrat party
>>2171860394chan has both of those as well
Just took a poo that was probably not conducive with human life. I think I may be dying.
>>217186477"White" is just a blanket term for ethnic Europeans, the idea any ethnically European group not being white is absurd to me>>217186486I noticed most who hate on slavs are German or Americans from the Midwest (German ancestry)
>>217186039why would I watch the no fun league?
>>217186578It doesn't really matter, it's all one giant larp to feel superior. They will never achieve or accomplish anything
>>217186471I mean I could but why would I want to
we should take a page from the luddites and start destroying datacenters
i occasionally come across strange movies on amazon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgT_us6AsDg&list=RDEgT_us6AsDg&start_radio=1
do normalfags even exist anymore? seems like every zoomer has some brand of mental illness these days
Ima be 100 with you chief, Im not listening to selena gomez
>>217186234Is he a mussulman
>>217186578>"White" is just a blanket term for ethnic Europeans, the idea any ethnically European group not being white is absurd to meFinding white nationalists absurd? Could you imagine?
>>217186692yeah you'll find them un universities and shopping malls
>>217186651I work at a datacenter thougheverbeit
>>217186489I went to france some years ago and everything was closed because it was winter. Really bummed me out
>>217186729ah two places I never go
>>217186598>>217186728I'm white so I want my people to continue and what's best for them but honestly a lot of them are genuine retards who would probably be open border leftists if they got their le epic white people homeland country
>>217186731sorry you gotta take one for the team
>>217186710Yeah, from Somaliagood kid, just needs some guidanceasked my neighbor to toss the pigskin around with him and have a talk
>>217186760i dont either but my parents will drag me. i never see them walking alone and they are usually with their friends or gf/bf
>>217186802>pigskin
Whats with this imbred fella
hey girl hey
don't ever buy blanched peanuts instead of roasted peanutsworst mistake of my life
niggas be like"these peanuts too spicy"
I don't feel very good today
do NOT ask your grandma what she calls brazil nuts
THOUGHT emmy rossum and hilary swank were in a lesbo movie but they arent
The good thing about the quick proliferation of internet slang/new senses of words is that it works as a reverse shibbolethIf you catch someone using it then you know you can safely disregard any opinion they may have
literally nothing good to watch. what mental illness is this
>>217187352Watch Heated Rivalry
>>217187352you can always watch seinfeld reruns
>>217187380uhhhhh no>>217187387i dont wish to torrent it again
>>217187352Watch Conan the Destroyer.
I'm hungover and it feels like I'm having an anxiety attack
>>217187443not interested
these 2 songs are the only ones i enjoy lately. i just replay them all the time like a literal autist
>>217187433>i dont wish to torrent it againthere's at least two websites that stream every episode for free
>>217187472Watch Dredd.
>>217187352watch anime
I've done a lot things, met a lot of people, travelled and lived around the world, had professional successBut nothing, NOTHING comes close to the feeling of cumming with no condom in the pussy of someone you lovePeople have killed to experience it, and I can't say they were entirely wrong
>>217187484isnt olivia thirlby dead?
>>217187573No but she's almost 40 which is about the same thing.
>>217187563>NOTHING comes close to the feeling of cumming with no condom in the bussy of someone you loveftfy
>tfw no rookie gf
>>217187483i used to hunt for such websites more than a decade ago but their subpar playback performance always spoiled the mood and i am more than willing to wait 3 hours for a 20 minute video to download rather than stare at 1 hour of constant buffering
>>217187573She was so hot in that movie but then I looked at her and other stuff and she just looked normal and not really that special. That hairstyle and color really worked for her
>>217187563https://youtube.com/watch?v=UVEkCujOHkg
>this thread only americans nowBased
>>217187604okay im probably thinking of the girl from euro trip>>217187690yeah those massive dark irises really do it for her
>>217187723the canadians are all busy doing the needful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-EqwHrT-AQ
My brother only dates fat chicks and I've lost a lot of respect for him because of it
she should have just kept doing her hair this way after the movie ended
>>217187809have you considered that fat chicks are the best he can do and hes just coping that he likes them to save face
I saw a musical on Broadway, and it made me realize that I actually do enjoy watching theaterdo you guys think it would be weird to go to a small community theater production if I don't know anyone in itwould people try to talk to meI'm a straight male btw
why tf do i know olivia thirlby? was she part of the fappening? i dont remember watching her movies
Watching collage football
this is a very dangerous time of the year for me, all these leftovers in this house. it's bad enough i'm a drunk, what, you wanna get fat too?! i tell myself one counteracts the other. "no no no, eat well and that will soak up all the booze. you need your strength!" if self-deceptions were a talent, i'd be a bonafide con-artist.
>I saw a musical >I'm a straight male btw
>>217186384>>217186477>>217186486You have no idea what you're talking about.
>>217187919b-b-b-based
if i had a gf i would go watching that stuff with her
>>217187920read this in a new york accent
i have never been to gay york
>>217187898if you knew how badly those actors wanted an audience, you wouldn't even ask. get your butt in the chair mister straight male.
>>217187939Very constructive comment, Jason.
speaking of gay manchildren who dont know what theyre talking about
>>217187939I think I'm one myself, I just don't get the ones that hate they have for slavsSaw a German American seething about Poles when Poland seemingly protects its borders and Germany doesn't
>>217187922>>217187961I swear I've cummed in a pussy raw, guysmultiple timestheater is trad anyways
>>217187919!!! its saturday! shit! thank you, i'd have totally forgotten
The breakfast.>>217187969I don't aim to be constructive, I aim to be destructive.
>>217188003theater is quite literally bourgeoisie and in some cases even state run propoganda
>>217187956Have you been to straight york
>>217187882He's 6'3, a homeowner, full head of hair, only slightly overweight. I'm sure he can do better
>>217188008Have you said the n word in counter strike lately?
>>217188023god dammit >>217187999
>>217187996We don't hate slavs, we just recognize their nature. Just like Hitler did.Poland is full of christians and blacks. Nationalism is a retarded spook.
>>217188024no
>>217188034Maybe he has a low self opinion when it comes to women
what in the FUCK is an opus file
reading a book
>>217188049I just mean the concept of it is trad because it comes from classical antiquityof course all the people involved in theater now are libtards
>>217188095>now
White leftists > non-white rightistsWhite atheists > christians
What's on your Christmas list?
William Shatner has been picked up by ICE and will be deported back to Canada
>>217188144sepuku
>>217188051>Poland is full of Christians and blacksChristians I get, but blacks?>Nationalism is a retarded spookThings said by a Austria-Hungary imperialist >>217188119This is why I hate the framing of "White liberals are the worst!" when half the time they practice white nationalism implicitly more than self proclaimed white nationalists
>>217188144Books.>>217188155Christianity and blacks go hand-in-hand. They believe blacks go to heaven.
Watching lesbian hockey
where do you draw the line between plump/chubby/full-figured or just plain old fat? i think for me it's when i suspect it affects their lifestyle. she likes beer and wings? perfect! i do too, but if you see a cake in her refrigerator and her ass is getting so big you wonder how she can wipe, no good. that's when i can't maintain attractive interest. forgive me, mr. brosnan. haha
>>217188199>They believe blacks go to heaven.why wouldnt they?
>>217188111now as compared to 2000 years ago, yes
>>217188199I'm pretty sure there's more blacks in Germany than Poland
>>217187898Was it Hadestown? I liked that one
>>217188231greek theater was incredibly liberal with its playwriting, and roman theater followed in its footsteps. Shakespeare was libera;/enlightenment minded, and The french revolution literally had french republic backing or bans
>>217188218lol>>217188237I'm not defending any country. Every country is bad except maybe China.
>>217188199Those book descriptions look like they were written by someone who never finished high school. They could have at least run it through AI to avoid the grammatical mistakes
>>217188279>lolnot an answer
Put up the treeberg
>>217188278>greek theater was incredibly liberalstopped reading there
>>217188343excellent nonargument
>>217184488I'm turning 40 next year.
>>217188289They were written by a PhD fluent in four languages.
>>217188309lol
>>217188331never! it's not even out of some environmentalist bleeding heart reason either, i'm just belly-sick of it. sick of watering it, the pine needles everywhere, ornaments and tinsel dropping off. i don't even want to buy a fake one. eff it. i'm done with the whole tradition. the presents will just have to sit in a designated corner this year.
I dont know why I bother arguing with Jason, he's clearly retarded and its just wasting my time
>>217188376a bunch of sweeping claims with no specificity doesn't merit a constructed argument in responsetell me in a specific way how greek theater was "liberal"have you even read greek drama?
the leaf has arrived. sorry for ruining this american thread
>>217188456I just bait him over and over with retarded arguments or insults that I know he'll fall for
Hate myself
trailer park trash burgettes must fuck so good
>>217188470Don't worry I have my rake
>>217188399I doubt the author of the books is writing the descriptions for them on the sales pageand if he is then his degree isn't worth the paper it's printed on. I've met middle schoolers with better writing skills
hey guys check the news donal rump just declared war on Venezuela
>>217188461yes. I even read a book recently comparing modern day with greek theater. Parodies and even dramas constantly ridiculed or made use of (then) current heroes, politicians or folklore and spun them in a comedic or evil light. They also had men act in female roles, and CONSTANTLY had plotlines about infidelity and cheating on spouses.
We weren't "arguing", I was berating and ridiculing you.
>>217188510you don't think they just let the whisky hit and lay there smelling?
>>217188470
I feel better now
>>217188559Ok Jason tell mommy what's wrong, why are you acting up today?
>We weren't "arguing", I was berating and ridiculing you.
>>217188596we do be saying and doing that
>>217188596
>>217188649>namblalmao
>>217188552>Parodies and even dramasYou don't even know the basic generic terms to describe classical literatureSeemingly all discussion of classical literature online attracts people who don't even know the most elementary information about it
>>217188632Nothing is "up", little sis. I'm peachy.
How many years until Jason ropes
>>217188676who the fuck said anything about literature, you imbecile
>>217188649>no dad:(
>>217184292Been some really succulent lady snacks in the OP recently, keep it up everyone.
all art is liberal. always was
>>217188736His dad left because Jason acted like an immature prick and he couldn't take it anymore.
>>217188703Drama is a form of literatureAeschylus, Sophocles, Euripides are all playwrightsEverything we know about Greek drama comes from written sourcesretard
>>217188746is hitler a liberal?
>>217188746What about Passion of the Christ?
>>217188703this is kind of a cool way of passive-aggressively not giving (you)'s. just screenshot their post and reply like that. you could even edit it and draw dicks and retard faces on it. go ohio!
>>217188762>Everything we know about Greek drama comes from written sourcesyou mean the written sources where most of the scripts were lost and we have maybe 7 that are completed in whole?
>>217188766no, why do you think he failed art school
>>217188766Yes
I'm not 30 and there are a bunch of other things wrong with that meme. The one where I'm Kita is more accurate.
The discourse ITT
>>217188792how do you fail art school lmao
> The one where I'm Kita is more accurate.
>>217188828Jews
>I'm not 30Yeah a few more months until you're a certified boomer lol
>>217188823that depends on what you mean by 'discourse'
>>217188792>>217188828He didn't fail art school he wasn't accepted because he wasn't good at drawing people. He was quite good at landscapes and architecture.
30 is the new 16
I'm turning 29 in January, not 30.
>>217188789Even each of the ones I mentioned just now have at least that many extant plays individually lmaoWhy do you want to argue about something you obviously don't care about enough to actually read?
>>217188866he was so bad he couldn't even get into art school to fail it
>>217188873january... 14th?
>>217188886that's right
>I'm turning 29 in January, not 30.
Jason is a capricorn. I'm a gemini
How come dog house designers aren't called barkitects
jason is losing this argument
>>217188939no down depawsit.
Keep posting jason memes
Smart, hardworking, and fully in control of their destiny, Capricorn signs will always get what they set their mind to, in both personal and professional life—no excuses. Capricorns may get a reputation as stubborn, but they simply know what they want, and also know how they wish other people would behave.Natural rule-followers, Capricorns thrive on order and love strict rules, hierarchies, and set ways to do things. Can a Capricorn sign think outside the box? Yes, they can, but they prefer when they have strict boundaries to constrain against—free reign can make them feel paralyzed by choice. Capricorns are great at climbing the corporate ladder, and especially adept at making (and investing) money. Capricorns love family, and put a lot of stock in traditions. A Capricorn might stress themselves out trying to do everything perfectly—a Capricorn may feel like they must present a home-cooked meal every day, and would never admit to doing drive-thru or takeout. Capricorns believe presentation is everything, and their homes are usually Insta-worthy. A Capricorn sometimes is overly focused on what things look like, instead of how things feel, which could cause them to feel stifled and unhappy.Capricorn needs to find a firm sense of self beyond how others perceive them, and recognize that racking up achievements is only one small part of their personality.Capricorn signs are loyal friends, and have a funny and sly sense of humor when you get to know them—it is fun drawing them out of their shells. In love, Capricorn is a true partner, who is laser-focused on helping their partner find success and happiness. A Capricorn will dive into a relationship like a job, and believes that hard work can help make a bond as strong as possible. While sometimes a romantic conversation may veer toward feeling a bit like a board meeting, especially with action items and improvement plans, but if you roll with it, they have a point: Your bond will be stronger.
ITS UP
I'm actually a Argonaut
>>217189083yeah bro you definitely don't care how others perceive you it's not like you blog every aspect about your life here and have posted several hundred photos of yourself because you have zero friends or social life outside of here
Sometimes you guys say things that just makes me groan
>>217189083what about scorpios?
>>217189132groan away sister, groan away.
Some of you were molested as kids and the rest of you should have been
>>217189083>Natural rule-followersLmao bootlicker
>>217189205okay groan at this one, it deserves it haha
>>217189087you posted this yesterday or something
how the fuck am I supposed to type an em dashthe brits are right about using an en dash instead
>>217189173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QShMWEQGaE0
>>217189285Fuck off Big Cabbage
I imagine all Zodiac signs as the characters from the manga Fairy Tail.
Doragun ball z!
>>217189293"this video is not available"youtube has failed you, and all of us. we should light torches and yell and shake farm tools at it.
>>217189333Who's aquarius
>>217189132I'll make you groan if you catch my drift
st augustine btfo'd astologers 1600 years ago
>35>NEET for basically entire life>no high school or college education>dropped out of school in 9th grade>never worked>have left house maybe 6times in past 15 years>0 social skills>obese >never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens and 20s>ginger>never had a job>can't drive>never had friends>KHHV>parents are broke so I won't inherit anything>no skills>never exercised in my entire life>congenital beta carotene deficiency>butt chin>have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 20 yearsHow do I get out of this? I've literally just played video games since dropping out of high school when I was 15. It was pretty fun but my parents' money is running out and I’m being kicked out in January. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get?
I need to go to the gym tomorrow I didn't work out today and I only walked two miles on Friday.
playing basketball hoops at the arcade alone like a shitstain
Just got laid (supermodel) and closed a deal that will get me a hyuge commish just in time for the holidaysHow are you guys doing?
Nobody gets to bully Jason except me! Back the heck off!
>>217189412Start shoplifting
drank double digits liters of whisky today in totalfuck you
N
NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT MY WORTHLESS SHITSKIN EXISTENCE
>>217189412the obesity is the, no pun intended, big thing. relax off the junk food, and many more things will start to settle. the next hurdle will be being honest. when you're in job interviews, they're going to ask why you haven't held any position anywhere. you're going to have to tell them, "because i was being supported, but i'm ready to work now, and i will make every effort." you are not going to fall into a six figure job. you're going to have to rapidly re-adjust every expectation you have for life. tiny apartment. bad internet. working retail. you will have to give up an awful lot. are you ready?
>>217189544>>217189579It's a pasta
>>217189369
>>217189412>How hard are 6 figure jobs to get?Easy as pie
this can't be my adult penis
>>217189606No it's not
>>217189606oh is it? well, my post can still stand. it might serve someone out there a purpose.
>>217189609that aries is so mee
My current plan for my DS2 character.
>>217189606bullshit
>>217189412Congratulations you win biggest loser on /cum/
>>217189665>Desert sorcereress Too slutty but I always give it to the lady made of stone you rescue
>>217189665This will NEVER happen
>ds2lol
Ugh. Bored. Should I post a penis pic just for lulz?
holy shit
>>217189748yeah do it pussy
>>217189573>Go to a fuction (yeah we call them functions not parties you autistic sob)>Practice procreationIts that easy.
waitthat shit's not pasta? I just fed it to my cat
>>217189797Lol
>>217189750>community lore portrays him as an erratic "schizo"
Just farted extremely loudly
>>217189573>>217189782I did not intend to reply to you.
Do NOT care for ball ornaments
>>217189750what other cum characters does chatgpt know
Older brotherstein is arguing with parentbergs about politics again. He's an annoying libertarian ancap who thinks Trump is a statist or a fascist or whatever. Parentbergs are big Trump fans.
what should I cook for dinner? keep in mind it's below freezing temperatures and snowing
>>217189903you should start a fire in your house
>>217189903they all voted for it
NEW>>217189947
>>217189929extra spicy chili
I simply don't have a capacity for love
>>217189961>20 gorillion posts early
>>217189896
>>217189693>>217189695I cannot get it to launch with black bars. It's so annoying and stretched aspect ratio is messing up stuff
>>217189933no I just wanna chill>>217189937parentbergs voted for Trump. brotherstein voted for some libertarian or whatever
>>217189983So? This fucking Mexican OP does it all the time
>>217189987who the fuck is the sperg canadian
What causes homosexuality?
>>217190015
>>217190015just close your eyes and choose one of them randomly and you'd be right
>>217189996>brotherstein voted for some libertarian or whateverLmao Show him this image
>>217189972so you're a mineral. bedrock. totally severed from attachment. this is not a good thing, but it can serve you. you're emotionally invincible. and if that invincibility should ever begin to falter, smile. it's a good sign. "something has gotten into my heart."
>>217189750Nobody really seems to appreciate the actual biggest consequence of this thing if it keeps doubling, which is it'll be able to start neatly categorizing actual people with basically just your browser history. Hey ChatGPT do any Russian sympathizers live on this block
*Starts rapping in 3/4 about the male loneliness epidemic and job crisis*
group call with the gurlfrans
>>217190095Make the new thread
>>217190095top left is fuckin' spooky.
>>217190114already made
>>217190133>>217190133>>217190133
Luigi fans are having melties because he was confirmed to have been in an WMAF relationship for years
Russia has a mephedrone problem
