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>>217190133this is the one
I am a nigger
>>217190133Just took an extremely gassy poo reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
I was away for Thanksgiving so parentbergs smoked an extra turkey and froze it so I can have it when I'm around for ChristmasI love my folks bros
This football game feels like it's been on my television all day
what should I cook for dinner? one anon said chili. keep in mind it's snowing and below freezing
Just took a huge fart shit that really spewed and sharted
Okay, apparently it's just the UI that's fucked up so I guess I can just ignore that.
>>217190199Chili dogs
>>217190133That's stupid tranny shir
>>217190195ohio michigan?
>>217190133>"YOU NEED TO LURK MOAR AND LEARN THE LORE!!!">just ask chatgpt and it tells you everythinglel
>>217190257Miami-Pissburgh
>>217190133I know that's not the full fucking table newfag
>>217190133Key Traits/Motifs: bbcbaitis killing me
Just did a huge spew
>>217190169*starts shrieking AUUUUEEEAAAAAUUAAAAAAAAAH*
Older brotherstein is arguing with parentbergs about politics again. He's an annoying libertarian ancap who thinks Trump is a statist or a fascist or whatever. Parentbergs are big Trump fans.
Dadberg complimented my biceps and chest
>>217190337You posted this in the last thread
>>217190337just hit em up with the>WE ARE>WE ARE>MA GAchant
>>217190337you posted this already
This pepe that another anon posted was funny
Go honey bun touch the holy ghost
>>217190351You're always calling people out for double-posting. How curious.
libertarian brotherstein is so annoying and he's always making smug remarks and calling Trump stupid or evil or something
what department do you work for
I don't swim in the ocean because there are sharks in it
What should I ask for Christmas?
>>217190453deez nuts
>>217190423The based department
I swim in the ocean for shark pussy
Brotherstein is such an annoying redditor and he acts like libertarianism is some brilliant genius ideology that would make everything perfect
>>217190453can't go wrong with socks. you're either misplacing them, putting holes through them, stepping in something that makes you throw them away in disgust. if not that, a gift card. can't go wrong with that either. i used one recently that was from *last* year. suckers don't expire, apparently.
>>217190544Is he young? it's probably just that
>>217190544>Brotherstein is such an annoying redditorMust run in the family
I only get horny like once a week
My brother's Instagram reels turned hard right in the last year or so and now he's sending me like 2015 /pol/coreIt's so weird. At least the weird things I've learned on the internet I've learned of my own volition. His entire worldview is basically turning on his video app consumption. It's liable to turn again
>>217190572He is older than me. He is obsessed with politics and he won't shut up with his gay opinions.
/cum/ users are the losers of their family
what ever happened to the epstein files
>>217190607BOOMSHOT FIRED ANON DOWN
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fuck racism against minorities
>>217190754Stop cussing idiot
>>217190754i do not like racism of any kind period
>>217190754We must be better anons.
Fuck Fred Durst and fuck all that wigger ass bullshit
>>217190754What about racism against the majority?
>>217190825That's ok
>>217190847so only against browns?
>>217190423One time I answered the phone at work as based department and my boss thought I said fire department and he hung up kek
>>217190619it's similar to remembering that one post you saw years ago that you still replicate to this day, except zoomers are attributing a face to these bits of knowledge which leads them to fall into cults of personality.
>>217190133>Jason>Key Traits/Motifs: Canadian jeet trannylol
Niggers are subhuman
>>217190920sybau
its 2026 stop the cringe racism
>>217190619I always felt like my 2015 world view was just an amalgamation of youtubers, but the corpos were really trying to fuck people back then and now I live in an algorithm
grim
Niggers really like to whine about non existent racism
Told my friend today that South Park's obsession with Trump was getting cringe
I always say south park doesn't even make good jokes about trump, but people just say I'm offended or a snowflake
south park south park south park south park
>>217191054trump is so retarded you can't even top it
>>217190982This doesn't affect me, I was already born
I haven't watched South Park in over a decade
Do you think you could beat an alien in a fist fight?
>>217191181Depends on the alien Jawa or wookie would be very different fights
Aliens aren't real dum dum
>>217190133shiiiet who's this SLAMDAMI character and the annoying JEETRONOME
>>217191245>he doesnt know about the slamdami lore
My lust died the second I wrote the average feminine nature on paper and stratified it to its moral nature. I am now convinced that the only thing you are supposed to do as a soul, as a man is to wrestle your own flesh into submission, find God and develop a prosperous and altruistic relationship with our creator in order to escape this prison. 99% of women are half humans with no souls, everything they strive for and enjoy is ultimately evil in its nature. The very core of femininity is absolute evil that seeks to devour good men with the same glee and joy you'd get from stomping out some dorky kids sand castle.Once I realized why women are the way they are, its like ive finally been enlightened as to why hermit monks become hermits in the first place. Its all a lie, its all a joke. This planet is a prison, women are archons who genuinely dont give a fuck about anything but they have to pretend to have interests beyond themselves just so men dont become suspicious and notice the huge disparity in the nature of each gender. Its not a complimentary nature, its completely one-sided and parasitic. The entire role of women is to entrap a mans life force and pull another soul onto this false reality incarnation trap. Thats all they were designed to do. Satan takes a hold of their hivemind vessels with comedic ease and no resistance. They are all beyond corrupt, they fall apart like a wet napkin after a month and endure pain unless they fulfill their ill-natured task. There is nothing in this world worth striving for besides Gods love. There is absolutely NOTHING in this world that is worth your place in heaven.
>>217191290What if you saw "Brazil neet who goes to the gym" on the ai chart
>>217191200I would drop kick a jawa so fast.
>>217191309>99% of women are half humans with no souls, everything they strive for and enjoy is ultimately evil in its natureThis is most people in general, you just focus on women because you're a dude
>>217190133mods,>>217191325...>>217191268>>217191242>>217191205>217191171I am once again calling for the BE flag poster to be rangebanned. these posts, made hundreds of time in order like a spambot would. the thread also has him filtered. he is not welcome in the thread and thus not an addition to it. save yourself the work and rangeban him. quoting all of the posts again triggers the spam filter, and its made in order and off-cooldown
>>217191387Mods don't look in here anymore but a mod in irc told me that a few hang out in /ausnz/
>>217191320i'd kill myself
gotten to the point I'm tired of trying to help and would rather just let people wallow in their delusions and misery, odds are you deserve it anyway
>>217191437Bit of an overreaction there innit
i have too much money i don't know what to use it for
>>217191440you can't help jeetronome he's helpless
>>217191478you could hire more for something, like what you want
mods,>>217191467>>217191436>>217191397>>217191366>>217191325>217191268
>>217191481never heard of this character
>>217191501>>217191434
>>217191497i don't want anything
>>217191517so you can just pay me and when you figure it out i'll be on standby
>>217191512me neither but I'm pondering making him a real thing
>attention seeking, meltdowns, jeetLmao I wonder if it meant RJ
Im nearing 30 and Im still a virgin
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>217191571I was a KHV until 27.
i'm not kissless or hugless but i'm a virgin
>>217191702your mom doesn't count
>>217191434by the way this is the CA flag poster you are interacting with ITT, the parasite on another VPN >>217191681>>217191608>>217191653
wonder if i'm gonna get that manager who gives me 20 minutes of work to do 15 minutes before I have to leave.
>>217191681>>217191608>>217191653avatar/signature, ca ll for "raid" or invasion, because hes not getting his own way. now he is actively trying to hurt the community because his posts arent welcome
>>217191756hhaha that guy hates you
What, you think I'd pull down a Canadian boy's pants, turn him around and bury my nose between his butt cheeks and smell his butt through his underwear? You outta your mind? You think I'd have sex with a Canadian boy's butt that feels just like a womans? You crazy?
not a single word
mind broken nigga
>>217190133Hey I'm the one who posted slamdani
She’d make me stutter
its a failure on the part of the moderators that this parasite has been allowed to affect the /brit/thread to the extent he has and for so long. you should start doing your job
boohoo nigga
People in the New York Times comment section love to complain about how unhealthy a dessert is. What were you expecting?
>>217191825>>217191860this is the /brit/ on a VPN posting among you, just so that youre aware :)keep it in mind
Starting to remember why I started drinking more.
>>217191873cause they're virtue signaling, many of them post under their real names.
I post in the New York Times comment section
another day wasted
>>217191913in the process of accomplishing this myself
>>217191844what about Slamdami and we pretend he's a real character and start imputing a wild backstory on him so OP's AI thinks he's actually real and the terror of 4chan.org/int/maybe 217191819 that freak can be slamdami
BOMBOCLAT
How about Zohran Momdani and he has big mommy milkers
How about loving and praising Christ in heaven
VPN = Virgin Penis Neutering?
I post dick pics in the New York Times comment section
I am once again calling for the BE flag poster to be rangebanned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB07we8cKowWatching this
Rocking back and forth
>>217192064no you don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5xqCEHzMKQProfoundly mid angloid phenotype
can we talk more about ancient china
>>217192072Highly autistic!
>Americans don't have to pay income tax anymoreHoly fuck
>>217192082I do this when I’m essited
>>217192120>women going i am le sad>1 gorillion views
>>217192153Really?
>>217192158incel
im gonna go to shartmart
I put up the tree and decorated it
back from walmart
urm
>>217192156I do it when distressed usually
>>217192202>>217192145>>217192115>217192053I hope this does well to alter your perception of this poster (on yet another avatarflag). please rangeban him - his posts are so dogshit thanks. good night
Haven't been to Walmart in at least 2 weeks maybe longer
>>217192260I heard they're rolling back prices
It's really cool that we can just open up (adblocked) youtube and basically tag along to people journeying/road tripping through places you'd probably never see otherwise. No tourist would ever visit the rural deep south, but you can just open your pc/phone and see exactly what it is like.
>>217190133which one
>>217192260Have you ever smoked weed?
>>217192335both trannies right that's the catch innit
>>217192335If I'm not a bush I'm not no one.
>>217192335rightleft one looks hapa
>>217192335Both!!!!
I do not matter
>>217192349One of them is a tranny who always tells the truth, the other one is a woman who always lies
>>217192377kek
why do all women gravitate to bimbofication
>>217192377who is who doe
>>217192388There’s nothing wrong with being a bimbo
>>217192388Because being attractive is their social currency so they naturally want to increase it as much as possible
>>217192372umm she's hot ok
>>217192407my point is that bimbos are fucking ugly
>>217192331you have to listen to some normie talk and constantly turn the camera to their face. and it's hard to enjoy the interactions with locals when you know they're talking to some dork with a camera instead of a genuine spontaneous stranger.
>>217192424Yeah but women aren't trying to appeal to incels like you now are they
>>217192425Nah this guy is great (and probably why he's so popular) because he never shows his face and he only talks about things that are relevant to where he is.
>>217192445Calm down, Slamdani
>>217192455I can literally see his face in the profile pic.
>>217192470Yeah but he doesn't show his face in videos. I honestly don't know what he looks like because that thumbnail is so tiny
>>217192455>>217192425watch bigrigtravels, you dummies
>>217192513hate trucker cams too because they start a bunch of road rage and then turn on their dashcam when the other driver reacts to it.
what about a cute girl named Dani and I slammed her with my benis?
Should of fucked my mom
>>217192513But I don't want to look at videos of Americas highways I want to look at rural backwaters that ive never heard of before. It's genuinely more interesting to me to learn the history of these small forgotten places than it is to watch some cunt talk about how cheap beer is in Thailand and how Germany has the best clubs.
>8 and a half years until I'm 30just fucking end it now
>>217192388i asked a lady friend of mine once why she wore makeup. we were getting pretty committed at the time, and she knew i didn't like it. the way it caked on her face, got all painted when she laughed or sneezed or cried. she said, "it's not for anyone. it makes me happy." i'll never understand, but women like doing all that. you could take every human being other than her off the planet, she'll still put makeup on, wear push-up bras, probably wear a corset if they were still in vogue. it's just the feminine inclination.
>>217192620nah, she wouldn't
>>217192628why are you such a fucking coomer
>>217192620>it's not for anyoneYou believed this?
>>217192331You might like Peter Santenello’s channelhttps://youtube.com/channel/UC3Vuq4Q1bKFtAiKYlwRv3oA
>>217192644I appreciate the tip sincerely but he's like entry level rural backwater kino, ive watched plenty of his videos.
the feminine inclination to be a lying bitch
women are nice
>>217192642oh, you think i was a sap? well, maybe. but she did it even on days she slept in with a hangover. and she's long gone now, so it wouldn't be my heart to wound anymore.
I hate tr00ns
>>217192675why are you interested in the rural south buddy?
/cum/ is so dead on the weekends
Playing with my foreskin/frenulum right now
I used to live in the rural south, a lot of stray cats from the trailers near by would piss in my carport
>>217192777mine's too tight to enjoy. like, the skin can either be forward or back, it can't be halfway for long.
What the
>>217190133i wasn't referring to jason with my post thoughbeit i was referring to my bf, his name is also jason but he's not jason of /cum/ obviously. also i never even mentioned his name so idk how the connection was made. weird.
>>217192724Not just the rural south. Rural America in general. And I don't know. Maybe because it feels like I am learning about history that will soon be forgotten? Maybe because so few people are interested in it? Idk. I also feel a very strong call to the desert. I am a strange person.
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>217192900shut up jeetronome
jeet troon gnome
>>217192930you look like that?
real jeets move in silence like lasagna
>>217192979yes
>>217192930
>>217192999trip status: checked
>>217193015wtf that's rude
>>217193015Sent that junkie flying
racism isn't allowed outside of /b/
need bf
>>217193077True but it says nothing about transphobia
The white american leftoid is a feral creature, they will legitimately kill you if they find out you vote republican (even though they are just as gay and anti white as the democrats) they think a few brown criminals being repatriated back to their home country constitutes a genoicde all while ignoring the real one the jews are doing in gaza. Their only identity is supporting trannies and fags even though they themselves are straight. Every single white person in my city is like this and as a result i have no friends. You cant form any bonds with someone who's mind has been completely destroyed by jews.
the nightmares keep getting worse i hate this so much why am i not even allowed peace when im asleep what did i do
>>217193077Antisemitism isn't against the rules but i have been banned multiple times for blasphemimg gods so called chosen people.
Repaired my shower award
oh great the schizo is here
>>217193126It is against the US law. You're lucky you aren't in jail.
>>217193179dick sucking lips
>>217193187No it isnt, at least not yetYour president is a literal jewish lesbian who killed 240 politicians to attain her position
>217193093
>>217193187Retard
In my next life I'd like to be a big nasty fat wigger
Nate Higgers, here.
>>217193093So true
is nathaniel yewish
Bored as hell so I guess I’m finna coom
My cousin is staying with us for the weekend and she's so fucking plappable bros. she's wearing these thin sweatpants and her fat ass jiggles every time she moves
>>217192900Why is your bf named Jason but not me?! Am I not good enough?
laugh it up, chuckles!
any women here want a bf? like one with a womb and ovaries want a bf?
>>217193337Tell her that, I'm sure she'll be flattered
bored out of my gourd
>>217193337Watch ye therefore: for ye know not when the master of the house cometh.
>>217193337gimme her IG lil bro
>>217193337First cousins isn't even incest.
let's split up, gang!
>First cousins isn't even incest.
>>217193337Might as well shoot your shotIf she's not down she'll be too embarrassed to tell anyone
>217193415jason post
lets talk about jews
>>217193466These guys are happy and I'm not
>>217193496do not appreciate them
>>217193496pretty sure you do that all day already
not sad not happy not angrydon't know why I'm here tbb
>>217193352I like you but he's a sweetheart, beautiful (femboy), in my cunt, and relatableWhy don't you hit up this anon >>217193082
First cousins is literally like 2% greater risk than any random woman of the same race. Sister is only like 7% greater.It's more dangerous to breed a White woman over 30 or a brown woman, yet those are both legal? Midges are allowed to breed? Grow up
these niggas got poop on their dicks
everyone's gonna be so sorry when I give away all my stuff and just. leave
>>217193415alhamdulillah
>>217193588gay niggas love to eat da poopoo likea ice cream
>First cousins is literally like 2% greater risk than any random woman of the same race. Sister is only like 7% greater.>It's more dangerous to breed a White woman over 30 or a brown woman, yet those are both legal? Midges are allowed to breed? Grow up
I want people to be sorry when I leave. I want to be in a position to hurt people with my absence.
>tranime>incestwho could have foreseen
>>217193578Also sex isn't assumed to be necessarily reproductive in any other case. Recreational sex is celebrated but recreational sex with a relative is bad because......the bible says so o algo? Also abortion is considered a valid tool, unless a sibling couple use it o algo?
>>217193578You're:>jobless>sexless>skillless>talentless>addicted to porn>gfless>bfless>a virgin>dependent on parents>a troonMaybe you should "Grow up" instead
Map of where cousin fucking and marriage is legal The red states is where its illegal and the blue states is where its legal
i'm scared bros
Fucking around with my network
>>217193622lmao I appreciate the effort that went into this pic but gayson would defintely have more tranime in his room and also you forgot to include one of his gray "steaks" and milk
im going to watch this hallmark movie
>>217193693*milks you*
>>217193639(You)
>>217193622kek
buncha fuckin goo goo ga ga bitches
>>217193658Chill on jobless, sexless, skillless, talentless, addicted to porn, gfless, bfless, virgin, dependent on parent troons
>>217193709last thing you finna boutta see my nigga
>>217193652Recreational sex is like eating food and then vomiting it out.
what (tr)anime should I watch
>>217193693Someone made a much better one where I'm Kita but I didn't save it.
>>217193697don't give a rat's ass, as it were
>>217193743watch a hallmark movie
>>217193743Creamy Mami
>>217193743this one
I'm the most handsome poster /cum/ has to offer
How is Jason gonna feel when Vivek Ramaswamy is his governor
>>217193765the scammer isn't going to win bro
>>217193743boku no pico
>>217193622mom should be saying "I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN WHEN YOUR LIL COUSIN BOBBY IS IN THE ROOM"
>>217193743
>>217193779
he's handsome. better looking than the previous male lead
making the boku bucks
>>217193789You can tell he's a bad boy because he doesn't shave
i should goon but like, i haven't felt like it today
Something incredibly gay about watching cartoons where the protagonist is a little girl.
>>217193813that's a sexy look
>>217193785isn't he polling like ten points lower than trump won the state by? that's abysmal
>>217193813but also he's a hotshot with a very high paying job in spite of his badboy past
>>217193824quite
>>217193835He would still win if he did 10 points worse than tump
There's nothing wrong with being a little gay sometimes
>>217193593yeah. for a couple days. then they'll move on.
>>217193593if you need someone to give stuff away to, you know me
They'll clap when you're deadThey'll love you when you're deadAnd they'll understandAnd you will be forgiven then
>>217193912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itRMx8fBwTo
Anonymous 11/29/25(Sat)15:15:14 No.33992338▶>>33992707 >>33992816File: GRIM.jpg (472 KB, 1236x1714)472 KB >>33989576 (OP) It is difficult to understate just how much psychological damage occurs in the young mind in never experiencing love when it was supposed to. It creates invisible but ever present and outwardly manifesting psychological wounds that may heal over time, but never disappear. It is a lifelong crippling of the mind, affecting things like confidence, self-esteem, healthy thought processes, and inability to cope with the difficulties in life in a healthy way. It breeds attitudes of perpetual envy and anger and depression. Especially when said individuals are constantly bombarded by images and media of people having lived their best life while they missed out and can never experience, ever. Because time is only linearly forward. A means to try and "heal the mind" which has already happened for many who have resigned themselves to apathy and quiet resentment, but it doesn't remove the scar. The scar is always there. Always present. And it will always serve as a reminder, and always influence future thoughts and decisions and actions.
>217193956
Looks like I'm on the weird side of /cum/ again
>jason has a momcest fetish because his mom was overprotective of him as a childgrim
speak for yourself you feeble minded bitch
>>217194003lotta zoomies ahve this weird momcest fetish, see it spammed all over the place these days
ALL THESMALL THINGS
reckon jason is like that because of his terminal porn addiction
>>217193956>this againpure cope for people who want to explain away why they aren't happy or successful. some of the greatest men who ever lived were incel neets. if you require the attention of women to be happy you are a SLAVE
Why is hurting people that care about you such a common goal for suicide baiters? You know that's the only kind of person you would hurt, right? The ones that genuinely care about you. Nobody else gives a fuck if you're alive or dead. They'll go to your funeral, put on a sad act, then go right back to doing all the things you hate.
Yeah maybe I'll get cancer and die, then you'll see
>>217194030>reckon jason is like that because of his terminal porn addictionI reckon you're right actually
>>217193866being gay is fine right up until you get shit on your dick or a permanent disease. or start lisping. or acting or dressing weird. look, it's just not okay to be gay, alright? just open a tab, burn the thought out, then wipe your brow and go on with the day.
>>217194042They were some of the greatest but were they some of the happiest?
new>>217194077
>>217194084Straight people can also do anal its a very vanilla sexual actAlso there are other ways to have gay sex than anal like what do you lesbians do
>>217194123>its a very vanilla sexual actactuallyhehit's chocolate
>>217194003No I don't.