artemis edition>>217190133
if there's a gay American-Canadian couple isn't it automatically known the Canadian is the bottom and the American is the top?
Normie board. Incels lost. Womp womp.
i swear the dude looks like smallville tom welling
womping your mom
>>217194142that's true
I am not special I am not wanted I am not loved I do not matter to anyone
>>217194143more like normie general, all of them are out for the weekend and the rest are the incels and schizos
>>217194123i guess. you don't think gays incorporate their sexual feelings too much into their indentities? i mean guess you can wear a condom, but everything else? the faux-feminine shit? the cross-dressing? no, that's fucked up.
>>217194172Fact check: False
I am not aliveI do not belong anywherefuck me
>>217194172many such cases around these parts, I reckon
>>217194142no only guy I dated was Canadian and he was the top and he loved to tease me about it and then get sad cause the whole maple leaf thing is gay and fake and you can't really find panties in the old canadian flag you can only find leaf ones lul
I need to leave
Willy Wonka is a christmas movie
wassup my drillas
>>217194243catyank! what did you study in physics?
Im a piece of coal
>>217194250celestial bodies
>>217194283tell me more!
barrett or slug into the cranium, I ponder
consumed a month's supply of whisky award
>>217194336you're an ayrab so what, is that like 2 whole shots?
posting AI slop should be a bannable offense IMO, especially AI coomer slop
Most of you guys need to go down to the hardware store and buy some extra thick rope
time to watch porn I guess.
Nice and stoned about to watch rural Kentucky kino
so that's it? we some kinda... suicide squad?
>>217194189Why
American culture is mentally ill now I don't feel any desire to participate in it. We're seriously ruled by like BPD and bipolar people
I watched The Man With The Black Umbrella, the latest found footage horror film by the director who also made Fear Footage and Project Eerie.
>>217194366Id wager nearly every post you make is dog shit. It makes sense then why you're not in charge of making those decisions. I'll delete the post i didn't particularly want to share with you, anyway. Since you cried like a good little b*tch
>>217194438catyank! tell me more about what you studied?
>>217194402Was just reading about the invasive feral hogs in Ontario and how it's ILLEGAL to shoot them for any reason. They decimate the land, spread disease, and deplete food for native animals who then starve and it fucks up the food chain. But our faggot ministry has decided, without any explanation, it shall be illegal. I have to assume it's some trooniverse TRUST DA SCIENCE hippie faggot shit that thinks hunting is evil and so we mustn't shoot the pigs destroying nature. Mentally ill freaks who live on Twitter are in every level of government, that's why everything sucks now. You're not imagining it, and they are bad people who want others to suffer too.
el schizo is back
jeet melty
AI is the final killing blow in the eternal war between schizos and psychopaths. There's no way schizos can recover. It's all ogre.
>>217194357I'd like to sit at a table with you and knock you the fuck out
>>217194482it's probably illegal in fagnada because in Texas they shoot those hogs outta helicopters and you idiots just reflexively do the opposite of what we do
>>217194506yeah aight lil ayrab sure thing you people can't drink for shit it's bad genetics
My family has been in the united states since 1918They came shortly after the end of ww1
how can I can tell? from the way that it is, dummy
>>217194522That could very well be the case, they watched too many Youtube videos of hog hunts and it hurt their feelings so now they're going to just ask the piggies nicely to....kill themselves I guess?
>>217194556>ellis islander
I need a penis in my sphincter
>Hehehehe I know! Ill call him a schizo. How original. You're so novel. Boring brain dead dumb fuck
Jesus was half jewishHis father was most likely greek or roman
>>217194606you need a bullet in your brain
fuck off terrone
>>217194475I programmed the computer for professor studying stars !
wow
>>217194658Kys avatarfagging cunt
>>217194619the raped
>>217194595My fathers side wasMy mothers side came in through new Orleans
>wow>wow>wow guys check it>just like, wow.
>>217194582this type of shit is how you know every libshit whining about anything environmental is full of shit.we know these hogs destroy cornerstone species and thus the natural habitat, yet they don't care.
>>217194675Oh you've done me here. I'll be off now. It's not because im tired it's because im so thoroughly rekt by you constantly repeating yourself you absolute melt
>217194442, 217194482, 217194522, 217194582, 217194619, 217194674insufferable award
Am I gonna have to get terrone fired from his new job
https://www.ebay.com/itm/257189222878You VILL buy ze vintage hee haw lunch box
When americans hear the name "martin Luther" they don't think of the father of Protestantism. They think about the negro rabble rouser
>>217194734and stay raped
>>217194482The reason is that they are like coyotes, their mating habits paradoxically create a big population boom when they're under pressure. Even if you wipe out a whole group it just means that when another group inevitably wanders in they now have more territory to make more hogs. Shame that retarded farmfags and ranchoids killed all the large predators that could have kept feral hogs in check.
>>217194761I have the original KISS lunch box with Thermos in like new condition
footberg fell asleep. wadja do that for idiot
Watching escape at dannemora
hey /cum/ wanna learn how to make peanut butter cookies? here's 170 grams of peanut butter and 240 grams of sugar. half is dark brown sugar and half is white sugar. mix it with a wooden spoon :3
>>217194393you made me mentally stumble. "why?" i don't know. i guess just because i don't like it? it makes my nose curl, but that's hardly a reason. i'd say i'll think more about this, but that would be a lie.
>>217194825That sounds really tasty but high calorie
>>217194825wooden spoons are for gays
>>217194777You genuinely don't realize how stupid you are. Of course on rereading your own post you'll think to yourself "I was being ironic "You're a fucking moron, unironically
>>217194845you were unironically raped
>>217194859You're fucking Canadian
my oh my get a room already
The Raped currently having a spergout in /cum/
Mexicans are smarter than canadians
>>217194842no, they arent
>>217194864raped
Waaaaaah! baby needs his ganja
>>217194825add chocolate chips, and don't press them, do them as drop cookies
I had a dream I was walking around the beach naked then I got arrested
fvcking germanic and icelandic and shit. we wuz romans and shiet
>>217194707Piggers will be joining my freezer pizzas if they ever catch my eye while I'm out shooting.
>>217194875Mexicans are smarter than us in terms of knowledge of beans and bean derivatives
Anyone want this jewish energy bullshit that came free with my tea
>>217194875pendejo39 days
>>217194873>>217194880and stay not having sex
tu madre es puta o algo
>>217194920getting raped by a man doesnt count as sex
>>217194781Ironically, Ontario is seeing a surge on cougar sightings. They had basically disappeared from Ontario about 30 years ago but in the last decade their numbers have steadily grown all over the place. Coincidentally it lines up perfectly with the feral hog problem. Can't think of a better food source for a predatory big cat.
BREAKING: Democratic Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi has reintroduced a bill to quadruple the number of new H-1B visas issued annually.
>>217194582Theyre gonna wait until the hogs fuck up a bunch of kids at a playground and then do cucked japanese shit like wearing bells and pepper spray
>walk up to random girl on the street>start verbally harassing her
benjamin status: broken
>>217194825YOU PUT YOUR GRANDMA IN THERE??
>>217194944That’s pretty based
business idea: coitus
>>217194975Maybe they could divert the hogs to muslim areas to prevent rapes.
I hate property taxes.
>>217194913>caffeineget the shit right away from me. i know some people can't even get their motors running without it, but all that stuff does to me is make me shit and have panic attacks.
There needs to be a tr00n holocaust
>>217195012ok boomer
>>217195021You won't do shit
>>217195021
these retards are sleeping in the same tent. why didnt someone tell them about PRIVACY????
>>217194825>>217194841they are>>217194842I don't know what that means>>217194890too late. the dough is already made.added 1 large egg at room temperature. 1 tsp baking soda, some vanilla extract and a big pinch of salt...
>>217195038Tranny hands typed this
>>217195056You won't do shit
>>217195047I used to rent a room with another guy
>>217195047You're right for the sake of propriety she really should bite the bullet and sleep outside.
>>217195047i wish that was me having sweet hot creampie sex with a girl in a tent in the woods
consumed nothing but milk and protein powder yesterdaytoday is the sameas will be tomorrow
>>217195095Why
Why not buy vintage Christian Dior suits?
Remember when Brian posted his mom's store but nobody did anything because this general is full of pussy weenies
nook brazil (and burn the amazona)ignore canadaworld would be a better place
>>217195095not good bro. that's how you get polyps.
>>217195075no, they should've brought 2 tents.
>>217195111reckon I need to lose 10 pounds
>>217195120What do you want me to do with that information you fucking retard spastic. Go to the store and say oh hey you're Brains mom? Yeah im going to spend hundreds of dollars on flight and travel to do that. Fucking retard.
>>217195156bodied that absolute freak
>>217195120nah this general is filled with hardcore killers and gang bangers
>>217195156Or just make some prank calls Get them swatted Loads of other options
>>217194077SLS is cool but very expensive. I hope Jeff Bozo does better with his space company because the dislike I have for him is slightly less than the dislike I have for Melon Husk.
I wonder how Ariana grande would react if someone called her a fat bitch
>>217195156>walks into store trying to act confident, but actually nervous>H-hey...are you brians mom? you brians mom?>Oh just because>Walks out
all I have to do is let the dough rest in the fridge :3 then I can portion and bake them whenever I want
>>217195206well go call her a fat bitch and find out
/cum/ is tr00n free
>>217195187>I'm fuckin art hoes like (f)elon
>Be a moid>Admit that all moids are the same and just want to cause suffering>Claim that women are the evil oneshermit monks are a meme. they cant get laid. moids never turn down sex.all moids hate women. there is no way to rehabilitate moids, so moids should just be killed.moids just want to cause suffering, moids constantly demand access to girls, moids literally want to violently assault women every time they see one, and you still claim that women are the parasites.if women were the parasites, women would be the ones demanding access to moids.moids straight up admit that they are all the same. calling women a hivemind is projection.>they fall apart once a monthnot all women have PMS, let alone mood swings. moids have DAILY hormonal cycles and everyone suffers for it.if you relly thought like this, you would prefer elderly women, since they dont have periods.
>>217195257what would it cost you to have sex with me, imagine i'm right there next to you, what would it cost you?
>>217195257
so they are kissing now
The billion dollar question is:>troon daughter or chinese son
shit status: not given
>>217195279blud is desperate
>>217195298why would I have a Chinese son?
>>217195257Once artificial sperm is a reality we can stop making men altogether. Violent crime will drop by 99% and wars will basically never happen anymore
she looks like allison williams here
Does Jason think he's a girl or something?
>>217195341>>217195282wow she's so normie and relateable and pretty but not TOO pretty and quirky just like me xDDD
>>217195368he looks better than her
>>217195381of course he does. do you not understand women at all?
>>217195364Yes
>>217195391i do understand.
>*Lets out dick and balls all loose*Ahem
Today I visited Rocky Mountain National Park
>>217195417I'm locked inside the house there's a fucking winter storm going on
>>217195364This how Jason will be lookin at his uncle the night everything in his life goes wrong
>>217195436How did you even do that if it's snowing a bunch?
>>217195454isnt that chloe sevigny?
>>217195457It hardly snowed, most of the park was open and the roads were fine
>>217194902Jasonjeet...
>>217195466Certainly looks that way
>>217195466Chloe Sevigneez nutz
>>217195440Where ?
>>217195466who the fuck is chloe segigny
>>217195479hilarious that she's an oscar nominee but also gave a bj on film
>>217195502She sucked cock on camera so basically she's a porn star
>>217195502>he doesnt knowshame on you nigga
>>217195412He's just giving you a hard time, don't mind him
>>217195502She is some female, allegedly
>>217195513>>217195505so basically a typical actress who got caught somehow?
A ski resort in my state has received 113 inches of snow this month, I think that's a lot
>>217195282You on the left, me on the right
>>217195529>She is some female, allegedlyidk I could see it being a troon in that one pic
>>217195532Trump sucking Bill's dick was the only fucking job he created
>>217195417Nice scrotum
>>217195532no, she filmed it of her own volition. it was a mainstream movie not one of those obscure french pornos masquerading as a porno
>>217195521Sorry I don't keep track of every w*man that gets a dick in her face
>>217195543>113 inchesThat's barely what your sister gets when I fuck her every night
Finna tell my boss "it wasn't me who made the mistake! It was orange mans fault! He made me do it!"
>>217195557>a porno*a film
>>217195557>no, she filmed it of her own volitionI mean, after what they did to ol harvey jewstein it seems pretty obvious that actresses now have to intentionally leak their bj scene so there's no doubt it was "consensual" pay for play.
Chloe Sevignys blowjob still wasn't as sexually explicitly as the lesbian sex scene in Blue Is The Warmest Colour
its fucking 2 hundred bucks for rimworld on steam, aint no fucking way bro
>>217195595the film itself was obscure and directed by her then bf. i dont think weinstein produced that film
>>217195628I swear I bought it for like 10 dollars
i got your rimworld right here bub
>>217195631nigga what's with the tism
This is the picture of the killer
>>217195597both are still tame compared to 9 songs or love
is jason growing out his hair as part of his trooning journey?
>>217195651what autism?
>>217195654That shit was boring I saw the scenes on pornhub.Blue Is The Warmest Color is like actually pornographic, in fact I've jerked off to that scene several times
>>217195636the base game maybe
>>217195597>>217195654when is hollywood just gonna cut the act and go into making straight up pornos
>>217195577My sister is a tr00n
>>217195670I don't get it, why did the cute princess in the pink look upset?
https://youtu.be/m86yPzOq5-I?list=PL155KE4C24L_Ybd2DBUFF0bmp6JT3aSc2LITTLE BOY MADE A MISTAKEPINK CLOUD HAS TURNED INTO GRAYALL THAT I WANT IS TO PLAYGET ON YOUR KNEES TIME TO PRAY
>>217195681like she thinks shes a man? can she be my bf?
>>217195543Why would you go to a ski resort without a girlfriend? Why would you do ANYTHING without a girlfriend?
Working in the sound booth for a community theater rehearsal
>>217195505She did? Is that what that still is from?
>skyrockets past Destiny and Hasan>doesn't gloat about it>remains humble and sensible in his opinions>doesn't feel the need to "flex" his wealth, torture animals, or engage in deviant sexual fetishesReally can't deny Asmongold is King of the Streamers.
>>217195680it will never happen>>217195673i dont think it's strictly pornographic. granted they were all over each other's body but i consider explicit vaginal penetration to be more pornographic than just stuffing your face up someone's cooch. i mean gosling did the same to michelle williams but that's not considered pornographic.
>>217195723He still lives in filth, cockroaches crawl on him when he's streaming
I watched Anora SPECIFICALLY for the cinematography. Whoever implies I watched it for any other reason is a literal PERVERT
>>217195764It's actually kino though, memes aside
>>217195723you gonna troon out for him ranshit?
>>217195720play this over the speakershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31t5i3s_gcU
>>217195597They used prosthetic vaginas in blue is the warmest color
>>217195732>>217195785Still shoved their faces into eachothers buttcheeks
AI vape that keeps you company and is your little friend
>>217195785why? the roasties weren't up to par? bit too much roast beef?
hollywood jews are disgusting perverts who literally spend millions of dollars to watch strangers have sex and videotape it
moids not beating the single minded pervert allegations itt
>>217195721yes and no. it was in this https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0330099/
>>217195776On opening night for one show the sound guy was drunk. We got some missing sound effects and conga line music in the middle of the last song.
Destiny simps still seething ITT I see. Get over it. You lost.
>>217195808Women are gorny too
>>217195796doesnt imply she was actually licking her cooch
>>217195842She doesn't have to be, the scene is still insane
>>217195842Would you give head to a girl? I find it very emasculating but that might just be me what do you think about it?
FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR EVERYONE.
>>217195856I like doing that more than actual sex
>>217195856No I don't do that gay shit.
>>217195847so you think gosling pretend licking williams crotch is also insane?
My favorite niche pornsite is now being spammed with low quality AI videos
>>217195880Your guy literally sucked Bill Clinton's dick
>>217195880I haven't seen that movie but I bet wasn't as explicit as Blue Is The Warmest Color where they are literally naked and 69ing and fingerbanging and asseating
>>217195810>Roger Ebert called the film "the worst in the history of Cannes." He posted on his website "The audience was loud and scornful in its dislike for the movie; hundreds walked out, and many of those who remained only stayed because they wanted to boo." Vincent Gallo responded that Ebert was a "fat pig with the physique of a slave trader." Ebert paraphrased a remark of Sir Winston Churchill and responded that "Although I am fat, one day I will be thin, but Mr. Gallo will still have been the director of 'The Brown Bunny.'" Gallo then put a hex on Ebert's colon, to which Ebert responded that "even my colonoscopy was more entertaining than his film." real winner
cfb parlay is still alive, buds
>>217195924>Vincent Gallo responded that Ebert was a "fat pig with the physique of a slave trader."LOL
>>217195897you havent seen blue valentine? im literally using the same yardstick but you somehow think blue valentine is more explicit and pornographic for it's nudity. heck, i could now claim eyes wide shut is equally pornographic cause we get to see nicole kidman's tits and pubes
>>217195824libsisters they're onto us, how do we respond?
>>217195946>blue valentine*blue is the warmest
>>217195946I don't even know what we're arguing about to be quite honest famalam
>>217195924>Gallo then put a hex on Ebert's colon, to which Ebert responded that "even my colonoscopy was more entertaining than his film."b tier
I like these videos of fires starting from people deep frying turkey
>>217195764Anora is strange because it filters both foids and incels
If normies are so happy why are they obsessed with gambling themselves into the poorhouse
should I intake my edibles or crack into my booze cache
>>217195998I'm drinking a gin and tonic
>>217195973im arguing that love and 9 songs are more pornographic than blue is the warmest color because they feature more explicit scenes
The Anora chick just isn't attractive.
>>217195998bewze
>>217195466Possibly true>>217195502She was the actress in American Psycho who played Patrick Bateman's secretary or something like that. Bateman asks her where she wants to go for dinner and she says Dorsia so he pretends to make a reservation at Dorsia (of course he can't actually get a reservation at Dorsia whereas Paul Allen can).
>>217195924>>217195940these homos could really trade barbs. Orson Welles shitting on Hemingway is good stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyTi9v9QPxE&rco=1
>>217195998ur obviously gonna do both so why even ask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y6CZCGH3gUListening to this
>>217196014>>217196002WAHEY
>>217196025>these homos could really trade barbs.cause they're catty like foids
>>217196012YOU'RE GAY
>>217196027I've never taken them together
It's very funny to me that Roger Ebert spent his whole life talking shit just to get jaw cancer.
>>217196021in case newfags dont know about american psycho
>>217196002ah, see you're all classy. mine's just a vodka and... well, vodka, then a quick gulp of beer.
>>217196038this sucks and makes me want to listen to modern english
I am getting fatter. I'm turning into fucking Groyper
>>217196005I disagree because I could jerk off and coom to Blue Is The Warmest Colour but not the other ones. That's really what it comes down to for me
>>217196060why are you gay
>>217196055she is not attractive
>>217196066she really does look like shit
>>217196093I'm not, thoughever
>>217196055Gold digging Ukrainian Jew phenotype
>>217196108so fucking get crossfaded what's the big deal
>>217196091yes because blue is artistic and tasteful porn whereas love and 9 songs are simply your regular porno. >>217196103indeed. she's pretty low on the attractiveness scale
>>217196090>GroyperI'm more into Grouper https://youtu.be/j7uI_hSAovY?si=mbkLcj2JMDYOcZzm
Watching A Christmas Story gives me a lot of anxiety. I don't like it
>>217196119if I take them together I have to buy more edibles/booze then if I did one or the other
>>217196164Most Christmas movies are shit
niggas be like"this wholesome family celebrating christmas too spicy for my eyes"
i smoked and boozed before, many times, last time was last month at my cousin weeding
>>217196174nigga u down bad if a few shots of booze is gonna set you back that far, to the point you probably shouldn't be wasting your money on drugs and booze
time is unkind to most women. far more so than it is to men. a once attractive foid slowly aging out and losing the one attribute that made her appealing must be a brutal existence. men generally can't ride on their looks alone and have to accomplish other things, and those things stay with them throughout time. but a hot foid hitting the wall is like being forced to live in a prison of flesh for another 50-60 years.
>>217196191It's too spicy for kino enjoyers who are used to actually good movies
>>217196193no I have plenty of booze. but less so with my edibles
This is the best Christmas movie
>>217196213sounds like you're gay
how do zoomers make it through life when fucking christmas story gives them anxiety
>>217196215>called Black Christmas>half of the poster is in color
>>217193784it really puts the tran in tranime doesn't it
>>217196215looks stupid
>>217196215miracle on 34th street and A charlie brown christmas are objectively the best christmas movies
i remember being so faded i couldn't work the gate thing outside cause i wanted to go down for another beer before going to sleep and i was just there struggling on the lock while everyone went to sleep
>>217196091it's similar to seeing michelle borth getting implicitly penetrated or riding a dick vs idk riley reid's videos. the former is somehow more sensual/erotic despite being less pornographic than regular porn
Home AloneHome Alone 2A Christmas StoryChristmas VacationRudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer These are the only classic Christmas movies you need. Everything else is tryhard nonsense like ELF or Jingle All the Way.
>>217195924Gallo is so based lmfao
>>217196241well he is a gay manchild, so
>>217196253All of the stop-motion movies are top tier.
only miracle is that old faggot didn't catch these hands
you shouldn't do weed but if you're gonna it is definitely more fun to be crossfaded from time to time.
I like Its a Wonderful Life
>>217196236The colors in the movie are a big reason why I love it, it nails the comfy Christmas vibe>>217196244Don't knock it til you try it>>217196246Meh
Gremlins is the best Christmas movie>>217196253A Christmas Story is doodoo
>>217196215bags are not toyssomeone should tell her
>>217196265There's only one thobeit
>>217196277foids aren't known to be very smart
>>217196277She's dead
I don’t like Christmas movies because my dad would always get drunk and shout at me on holidays
>>217196299why were you such a naughty little shit
>/cum/ is too stupid to understand the kino nuances of ACBCSAD!
>>217196164the one with ralphy and randy? why does that one stress you out?
There's a generational gap in how people talk about college. People born before 1990 regard college as a pleasure palace for all who attend and people born after think it has the same distribution of frustrated losers and winners as anywhere else
What does janny mean by illegal troll posts?
>>217196310The music is a hell of a lot better than the actual cartoon
>>217196299you DESERVED it
>>217196299>my dad would always get drunk and shout at memine is that way during the year
Charlie Brown sucks dick and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. Not entertaining it anymore, the movie sucks, the characters suck, the plot sucks, everything about it sucks and Charlie Brown might be the most hate-able character ever made.
>>217196320illegal = it triggered him
I love Snoopy
>Charlie Brown sucks dick and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. Not entertaining it anymore, the movie sucks, the characters suck, the plot sucks, everything about it sucks and Charlie Brown might be the most hate-able character ever made.
>>217196311Every two seconds something bad is happening. Like why do I want to see children get hurt?
>>217196339>canadians cant handle charlie kinobig yikes
>>217196317well yeah. Older generations went to college, learned skills and graduated into a nice, well paying job.younger generations are having to pay to prop up boomers in their final years, so they have to compete against the ENTIRE WORLD for lower paying jobs so boomerberg can pay less in salary
Asmongold is PigPen
>>217196362all that shit that happens is completely ordinary. did your mom raise you in one of those plastic bubbles
>>217196369>>217196359one redeeming quality about Charlie Brown. name just ONE.
Get it made
>>217196379fukken lol'd
>>217196385he never gave up on snoopy even after he ran asway
>>217196385He has a cool shirt
new>>217196404
>>217196406why did snoopy run away
>>217196406Snoopy is a psychopath with no discernible emotions. The character archetype for Snoopy is that of a child serial killer.
>>217196416he saw a flyer about his mom or something, I dont remember
MY BRAIN IS FUCKING MUSH IT'S GG FOR ME
Damn Oakland looks like a third world country. Rural America is very comfy compared to the cities. Even the dirt poor rural areas have a lot of charm.
