mmm bacon editionRDR2 realism sub-edition
dog goes woof
>>217198678I don’t know her honestbeitif you give me a song from her Ill give it a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
Fallout New Vegas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th92jw2CFOA
>>217198707To be clear, the big was eating the other pig just now in my game. Someone coded that interaction in or maybe it was a scripted event. Either way I love San Denis but dread the eventual series of misfortunes that befall Arthur and the gang (pretty much all cause by Dutch btw).
>>217198730why is that deer at the disco
green acres beverly hillbillies and hooterville junction will no longer be so goddamn relevant
Damn I hate being sober
>>217198750its a concert
Am I weird for pretty much never using mods? I actively dislike them on principle.
>>217198707based feral hog slayer
>>217198741patrolling the /cum/jave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
>>217198761I'm a smoker, Fredo a drinker, Tadoe off molly water
>>217198761so drink with me
>>217198778
>>217198769no they are both pigs in San Denis and one was eating the corpse of the otherI didn’t do anything except notice them
>>217198763why is that deer on stage at a concert
You look like this
>>217198793HEARTACHES BY THE NUMBERSTroubles by the scoreEVERY DAY YOU LOVE ME LESSEach day I love you more
>>217198800no I look like this: hungry and ready for a SNACK!!
just saw a guy get his head chopped off on /gif/, rather wish I hadn't.
>>217198800I look like this
>>217198799because her friend is dancing, duh
>>217198828Deers do NOT have friends ok
>>217198833ummmm factually wrong
The latest attempt at The Witcher tries really hard. I'm not gonna claim that the source material is any good, but it could be sprightlier. The Wheel of Time show had a smashing first season before it went to shit, and I've always hated that particular IP.
I think my parents are selling the house next year my mom has no more family around here anymore and she wants to live near her sister
>>217198851>wheel of time
>>217198824i hope this is AI
shit I was gonna start working out again but it's almost new years and the normies are gonna be taking up space for the next 3 monthsfucking new years bullshit
>>217198819If you watch it backwards they're putting it back on :D
>>217198857time for you to get a job and move out i guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k1comdW1Ig
>>217198874Nah I'm going with them I don't want to live around here anyway
>>217198888checked
>>217198870OK but why does he have a boner the whole time
>>217198724Ugly Asian thinking she's hot shit like she's some blonde white girl fucking hilarious
How is there still more of The Last Frontier? That shit is great!
>>217198913I love dogberg he always sits near me when I'm feeling blue
>>217198921from the twisted mind of Jordan Peele
>>217198921>tfw no tied up irish rose gf
>>217198913Didnt mean to reply to you
>>217198921canada girl being right by the jeetess is kinda funny
>>217198935We're AMERICAN bro we're supposed to like BLONDES
>>217198928well dogs are my thing since I was a babe, most incels like cats, but not me, I like them small and cuddly
>>217198947aussie sheilas are cunts and there is a 62.7% chance a canadian woman is an indian
>>217198951Cats are nice I saved one from starving and she lives in my backyard now
and I could have a big goodly dog like a border collie too but they're just a bitch to walk
WHEN THERES NOWHERE ELSE TO RUNIS THERE ROOM FOR ONE MORE SONONE MORE SONif you cant hold on...if you cant hold ooooooon(hold on)
>>217198972Can I kiss you?
>>217198964My dream dog is a borzoi
There’s nothing wrong with being incel
OOOOOVER AAAAAND INLAST CALL FOR SINWHEN EVERYONE'S LOST, THE BATTLE IS WONwith all these things that I've done
Legalize love
dogberg wont lay down somewhere and go to sleep and its pissing me off
>>217199026Have you tried comforting him
Chillax is one of my favourite terms
>>217199026zap that dumb ass mfwhat color is his lamborghini?
>favourite
>>217198991I think wolfhounds are a lot like small dogs, only they make more of a mess and require longer walks
i bought the walmart version of cinnamon poptarts and it tastes better nglit still has shit quality but it's slightly better than what it used to be
Artists should aspire to please me
>>217199034hes just wandering around going from room to room downstairs
>>217199045>David Harbour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmeMdEZPcpg
>>217199026that 100% means something's wrong. maybe you didn't give him enough attention today
When I went to target with Momberg I wanted to look at the legos but I was too embarrassed to ask
>>217199075its my parents dog and their downstairs with him
>>217199076zamn i wouldve shit my pants
wait, they're called sighthounds? What kinda Stephen King BS is this? Do they have second sight?
What did you do today that made you a better person than you were yesterday?
1 beer down
>>217199096I put up the Christmas tree for momberg
>>217199096called you a FAGGOT
>>217199096drank and went on a long hike
>>217199096Helped Dadberg take toys for orphans to the dump
>>217199105no you didn't
>>217199096I didn't eat like a pig and also I cleaned and vacuumed a bunch of stuff for my parents (my reward will be in heaven)
>>217198921This used to be more than enough for me to jerk off to
me? I took a dump
>>217199096I fixed my tablet
>>217199128sounds like you're about as porn addicted as gayson is...
Momberg promised to put up Christmas decorations tomorrow she better do it or I'm going to have a massive meltdown
>>217199135I'm not personally familiar with his habits but I wouldn't be surprised
>>217199148
>>217199159Grow up
>>217199166jason tier post
>>217199096I’m continuing to struggle against the tides of apathy, drug addiction, and stress. I did not give up today.
The Suffering God loves my country.
>>217199169So is your tranime post
>press S to suffer
>>217199180
>>217199172What drug?
>>217199175nice homebrew lore
>>217198724tanukana is too pure
A strong attraction to the anus is estrogen induced psychosis
don't like trying new music. might be the autism
>>217199201but they poop from there
>Be tram security officer>Ask guy for his receipt >*grug ESL voice* "I don't have one">Tell him: Don't have what? a dick?>Get reported and firedyea
>>217199193alcohol and cannabis
>>217199214#rekt
>>217199188No response troon lol
>>217199228
>>217199216My cousin is addicted to drugs he has voices in his head now
>>217199216I'm addicted to drugs I post in /cum/ now
>>217199243brutalI know a few schizophrenics and it seems rough
>>217199256gonna send you to the drug rehab clinic, druggy
>>217199266https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC6AJnTI-FQ...YEAH!
>>217199263I don't understand how drugs could cause that and he still has the drive to do them and refuse to take meds
I'm addicted to /cum/ I post on drugs now
I'm addicted to cum I just keep cumming and cumming over and over
posting while drunklike a boss
ive came like 3 times this month
MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT YOU'RE ADDICTED TO DRUGS
Momberg said she will buy me new shoes hype!
pissberged in the toiletstein
Pro tip on getting what you want from momberg ask for something super expensive then settle on the cheaper thing you actually want
Was your dad cooler than you when he was your age?
About to make an absolutely abhorrent post here, keep an eye out for it
>>217199379Well he was employed so…
>>217199348baby's first psyc class?
>>217199396This was learned from me
>ow ow ow ow ow ow
Some people have never left their country before
>>217199379ah hwell me damoch can be said that would cast aspersions on the man bot one thing's for syurethe man knew the craicso he did
>>217199415bitch not putting out
>>217198724Orientals are obsessed with having pink nipples and vaginas, some Viet girl told me about how she used some pills and bleaching to make her nipples pink but stopped for health reasons. Bizarre tbqh
>>217199396reminds me of that jew meme where his son asks to borrow $20 and he's like "oy vey my own son asking for my last $15! I don't even have $10!! next thing I know my own son is gonna be stealing the only $5 I have..."
>>217199433You probably wouldn't be talking that much shit if you had brown nipples
>>217199433pink vagina is the best though it's understandable
>>217199422Growing up I was always surprised by that small portion of people who had never even left their home city before
I look like this
>>217199445>>217199447I don't think I've ever factored this in my attractiveness rating except with those people that have coal black vaginas on a medium skin tone. For everyone else it's fine
I used to play with a guy on counter strike his name was I love my penis
my dad didn't actually 'know the craic'even though he was an LSD-dropping hippie who knew an Indian guruhe's an autistic shut-in who's lived off my mom for a quarter of a centurymuch like his son
You know Taykwon and Kayvon and Trayvon and TyroneDarell and J-ROC and Omar and A-ronBut do you recallThe most famous gay nigga of all?Screwdolph the Cock-Nosed ReindeerHad a very phallic noseAnd if you ever saw itYou would even say it blowsAll of the other GaydeerUsed to laugh and call him namesThey never let poor ScrewdolphJoin in any faggy gamesThen one AIDSy Queermas eveSanta got real gay"Rudolph, with my butt so tightWon't you clap my cheeks tonight?"Then how the Gaydeer loved himAs they shouted out with joy"Screwdolph the Cock-Nosed ReindeerYou'll go down on any boy!"
i wish you'd love my penis
currently panicking.
also, my dad had a bachelor's in philosophywhich is more than I can claimstill, I'm less autistic and offputting, the man's plain ugly
>>217199476why would you put yourself through all that>>217199485*has
I like Natives. It's a shame the jeets are going to demolish their rights in the coming decades.
>>217199483About what
>>217199503traveling soon
Do Americans typically celebrate children’s birthday parties like this?
>>217199532my heaties
>>217199519if the New Guinean chief says OOGA BOOGA and chucks a spear at you, then take my advice, and DUCK!
heard women are horny but that does not seem to be the case at all
>>217199532probably all mexicans or some kind of brown, so not american
>>217199498you think i have something better to do?
>My asshole burns>*Starts doing the robo dance*
>>217199379my dad was a father of 3 when he was my age
>>217199532This is just an American tradition
>>217199570too much taco bell?
>>217199558they only get horny when they read smut
bfberg is making me watch him play umamusume for 1 hour
>>217199457you mog me
deciding not to goon. i'm going to read about the french and indian war instead. are there any read fellows in this thread that can discuss this topic with me?
dude stop being gay that shit is whack
>>217199620you don’t have a bf, you are an incel
>>217199620
Just watched bill murray's scrooged it was alright
>want to hook up 360>looking at games on ebay>most are extremely cheap >most have free shippingLads...
>>217199643Xenia Emulator.
isn't it strange to see a clear, high resolution photo on social media today ?
>>217199643just jail break it what the fuck are you doing buying games
>>217199663Kill all emulator fags
Studies have shown that the biggest risk factor in determining whether a man will become gay is the amount of older brothers that he has growing up. The more brothers, the greater the risk.
My eyeball hurts should I get off my phone?
>>217199672quite nice boobs but the face could be better
>>217199674I want to play online dummies. I just bought MW3 for $9 canadian shipped because I watched a vid that said the MP is extremely active still.
>>217199682makes sense, growing up around more penises = more gay
I don’t normally care about physical media but owning one of the few SAW PS3 game copies would be nice.
>>217199682That's because they end up getting molested by their brother
>>217199696i thought the servers would all be off by now
The foid who posts the Christmas movies is probably so cute
give me one good reason why i shouldn’t jerk off in my car in this parking lot right now
>>217199691you won’t need eyes where we’re going
>>217199702The saw games look like trash though
>>217199675do you work for nintendo? no? then why the fuck do you care?
>>217199707Me too, I am going to get a few games and the cables I can't find for my 360. Ill take a $50 risk
N
>>217199712that's a gay nigga, not a foid
>>217199739Emulation is antisoul
>work out>can't sleep>lose muscle
>>217199682the biggest risk factor is being sexually abused, then they inevitably inflict it on another child perpetuating the cycle. only killing them all will end it
Need to start working out again tired of looking like a shrimp
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Xbox_360-only_games meh
>>217199773you're not supposed to work out 2 hours before bed
my cfb team won :)
>>217199812Og Xbox had some fun exclusives. Panzer dragoon orta
>>217199775what about all the straight people that were molested as kids
oh my sweet summer penis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Xbox-only_games meh. now I realize why I was a PC and PS1 PS2 and Dreamcast and GameCube player instead of going the Xbox route
>>217199812Damn this and the ps3 exclusive list actually have me rethinking. Maybe I should just get a ps2 and play online on my pc like I normally do.
Winter is cold
>>217199871large if verified
>>217199871liberals will dispute this
why do men think women are never horny? where does this come from?
>>217199863I don't think PS2 had better exclusives than Xbox, and gamecube only had better exclusives because of first party games. Plus a lot of Dreamcast games were ported to Xbox. Xbox had the best 3rd party games.
>>217199863Xbox was only liked because of halo and gears also they got cod dlc packs earlier than ps3 users
>>217199863playstations were hella faster too thoughbut the xbox curb stomped the gamecube
>>217199871I love it. I finally have the perfect solution to the heat my parents insist on blasting. I dread the summer returning.
>>217199896xbox never had anything on the level as metroid prime or smash bros
>>217199883comes from them never wanting to have sex with me
>>217199883Women (used to) act like this
>>217199902it's okay to be autistic, this is an autism safeplace
>>217199902Nintoddlers are so cringe
>>217199896>but the xbox curb stomped the gamecubeI don't think so bud. RE4, Double Dash, Windwaker, Prime, Smash....
>>217199723you are not wrong
that's IT minecraft is BANNED
>>217199929Re4 wasn't an exclusive, rest is just first party shit Xbox had 3rd party support, and games that were sorta quasi exclusive because they were only available otherwise on dreamcast or PC, both relatively rare at the time. Like kotor and halo
>>217199775Source?
>>217199948This is why they kicked out Notch, he would NEVER let that happen
>>217199871only when you’re outside
>nintoddlers got Billy hatcher and the giant egg >Xboner chads got this
did you niggas play skywars and hunger games and whatnot
>>217199948This is why you buy your kids legos instead of tranny craft where they can come into contact with weirdos like jason
>>217199948>my son... you can't be trans because the rabbi we worship said so
>>217199883I have literally never had a woman attracted to me in my adult life
>>217199974and your mom didn't let you play it anyway unless you grew up in a trash heap.
>>217199974Softcore porn-esque games are a relic of a bygone era, a simpler time...
>>217199928cope, dork
>>217199975Skywars was cool never liked hunger games also I like lava survival
>>217199982this is true>>217199970$2 billy for notch and he probably wouldn't have taken it if he knew how they were gonna slaughter his baby...
eczema between my fingers is fucking mega aids
>>217199948Basically what this and all similar (fake) stories are saying is that it's possible to trick someone into changing sexualities lmaoThink real hard about if someone could have talked you into becoming gay or trans when you were a kid
>>217199987Nutted a lot to the demo for this game as a kid
>>217199986Or had my own room....
>>217200013troonery isn't real but it IS a social contagion hope this helps
>>217200020Didn't we all
>>217200013Uh mein neger, there is clearly a social contagion aspect to troonism and non-binary and all that new fake shit. This isn't even a far out there theory either it's something child psychologists and such have noticed.
>>217200033I wasn't allowed to have a TV in my room until I was 16. but no TV would have been better than my parent's Zenith, anyway.
>>217200000>>217199999checkin soemthing rq
>>217200053OK doctor chudberg, sociology phd
>>217200010That doesn't sound like eczema dawg
Got drunk and watched lost highway
any game that resorts to using QTE is instantly shit in my mind
>>217200091WHAT A LIFE
>>217200066lmao doctor troonski, university of femboy discord server, phd
>>217200058Here's a crazy idea for you to ponder with that smooth little peanut you call a brainIf something that used to be taboo and extremely poorly understood becomes more acceptable to be open about and have real studies done to understand it betterGee its like maybe people who have that thing feel safer to be open about it and can help other people who have it with their own life experience?? GollyNo i guess LGTBQ folk just popped into reality in 2016 specifically to bother you by existing, must be jew mind lasers o algo
there's a streamer I liked to watch but now I just report all her shit because her mod is a faggot
>months or years since the last entry in fantasy novel series>starts off like it's the next chapter from the last book, no refresher or character index or "the story so far..."
>>217200122Sent that tranny flying all the way back to his FO:NV discord
>>217200110qualitative easing?
>>217200110RE4 is great thoughever
>>217200078what does it sound like
>>217200131WHAT A LIFE!!
i wish i never discovered pornography and jerking off that shit calcified my pineal gland and turned me into a gooning husk
>>217200131some twitch streamers seem like ok people but every twitch mod/community is terminal hyper aids cringe
>>217200136what is it about F:NV that attracts troons so much? is it how closely they resemble super mutants that entices them??
>>217200130>redditspacing>1500% increase in teen gender dysphoria cases in Sweden from 2008-2017>another study noted that girls in friend groups with another girl claiming to be non-gender confirming had a rapid increase in the rest of the friend group claiming something similar despite no previous history of gender dysphoriaSmelly dumb dilating scum
>>217200144quick-time events, i.e. QUICKLY MASH THIS BUTTON AND THEN THE OTHER BUTTON AND THEN OH NO YOU MISSED IT TIME TO RE-DO THE LAST 10 MINUTES OF TEDIOUS GAMEPLAY SO YOU CAN TRY THE QTE AGAIN!!!! ISN'T HIS FUN??? AREN'T YOU HAVING FUN ANON??????????>>217200147Parts of it are great, parts of it are awful. I'm conflicted about that game even today.
Good morning sirs. Pajeet hockey fan here. Can someone explain to me why cold Northern states like Alaska, Montana, Dakotas, Maine etc don't have a presence in the NHL while sun belt places like Texas, Tennessee and Florida do? It's crazy to me that tropical Florida has two NHL teams but there is no "Anchorage Polar Bears" or "Dakota Rushmores."
how do i calcify my amygdala?
>>217200166what else are you supposed to do if you can't get girls? wet dream? use your imagination?
piss is rather acidic today, burns my willy a tad. probably need to skip coffee tomorrow and let things balance out.
>>217200169By comparison they don't like the other popular RPG of that era, Skyrim. Something about a low-effort gameplay where you can genderbend and have very light RPG elements when compared to some autistic JRPG I suppose. They soyience has not settled this.
>>217200136> FO:NV discordyou have literally been mindbroken by a single /v/ spammerNV is the best game in the series and possibly the best rpg so farsadly the further we get from october 19th 2010 the higher the expectations are for videogames and the worse NV holds up graphicallyregardless, OGs know the truth
>>217200189if i’d never been hooked on pornography i would be a socially upright person today and finding the beautiful pure love of my life would have been a simple and natural thing
>>217200185they play inside temperature controlled arenas, it doesn't matter where the team is based.
>>217200185The leader of the NHL is a Jew who wants the populated sunbelt states to like hockey more instead of the low population northern states.
>>217200185low population. many of those states have had fewer than 1million people until recently
>>217200198>NV is the best game in the series and possibly the best rpg so fart. Never played 1 or 2 but talkin' bout bein' an OG
>>217200192just put a teaspoon of baking soda into a small glass of water and drink it
>>217199627Yeah, although I don’t know how much longer I’ll be awake
>>217199862https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Landry
>>217200185Alaska has one major city and the state as a whole is too sparcely popualted to support a teamnobody lives in the dakotas or montananobody gives a fuck about maine and the whalers were mvoed because of (((money)))fuck the golden knights
>>217200221i feel like this would harm me
I like 3 more than nv despite the bad writing. luv me green tint
if i have a son i'm giving him growth hormones if i have a daughter i'll show her metal and make her addicted to video games so she becomes a femcel
im back
>>217200245never fear for you are incel
>>217200246i'm black
remember the time Winnipeg's hockey team moved to Phoenix Arizona
>>217200204Arizona had multiple issues with their ice after their HVAC stuff struggled with heatwaves thoughbeit
>>217200258I feel so bad for arizona. the cards will always suck and the dbacks will never recreate 2001 ever again
>>217200240it's normal
>>217200244Used to be the standard opinion on /v/ at one point, hard to believe it now thoughbeit
>>217200259maybe they should find better mexicans to fix it
>>217200270what do mexicans know about ice
>>217199983Transgenderism is a Jewish ideology straight out of the TalmudSame with basically all of the other libtard causes, like the Jewish Talmudic notion that life begins at the baby’s first breath and not conception, thereby allowing abortionsYou’re just golems for the Jews
>>217200227wanna pretend that you and I are fur traders together? we'll come up with our own names and create a backstory and eventually meet IRL in period correct kit and go on camping trips of sorts using 17-18th c technoloy and equipment?
>>217200266hmmm ok. i'm all out of water and the store is closed though, shant be drinking tainted tap water.i do have some white vinegar, guess i'll use that.
>>217200218>1 and 2yeah fair enoughI’ll make it a priority to beat them now
>>217200250what if though
/cum/ is a sharks general
>>217200270The team is gone so clearly there were no better Mexicans
cumbums!
>>217200291!!!!!
>>217200274idk but half the HVAC guys here are mexicanos or some kind of squatty glop person
>>217200283The REAL OG Fallout debate was whether 2 was too over the top or not compared with the first one.
women did men dirty when they decided to only have sex with 20% of them
>>217200281wait whatyou'll drink vinegar but you're worried about baking soda?
>>217200185Another aspect is that the players generally prefer to live in sunbelt states, which means that the best players often choose to play for sunbelt teams
>>217200308>colorado>sunbelt
>>217200280I don’t know if I have time for a costumed meetup before bedtime
>>217200307sure, vinegar is harmless. what do you think pickles brine is made from? or pickled eggs? i put it on my fish and chips too.
god DAMN I could go for some nice fresh beer battered cod and chips right now
>>217200297we call em "squatemaleans" >>217200316baking soda is in near every baked good you've ever had
why wont he tell me what i am supposed to do?
>>217200330suck his cock
>>217200330Who
>>217200240Routinely eating basic (as opposed to acidic) compounds can be dangerous insofar as it can neutralize your stomach acids, and take away one of your body’s main lines of defence against pathogens. Hard to do with actual food, but it’s a bad idea to take stuff like Tums all the time
Never knew you're supposed to put the cranberry sauce *on* the turkey. It still sucks though.
>>217200334God
>>217200334jesus
niggas be like"this cranberry too spicy"
>>217200334>>217200343>>217200344
>>217200339I only eat the cranberry sauce the next day when I put it on Thanksgiving sandwiches with turkey and stuffing
>>217200339That and the gravy exist solely to moisten dry turkey meat. If it's sufficiently moist you don't need that stuff.
>>217200335
>>217200314what sort of things would you bring on our journey to hunt and gather lots of furs to sell back at fort pitt? I only have my tinderbox and my flintlock. I lost my french knife in the ohio after a group of shawnee roused my companion bill and I a fortnight ago.
dont use a goshpedo new
>>217200336i have heard about avoiding Tums and Pepto Bismol, I generally avoid taking any pills unless I have a splitting migraine and then it's just an aspirin. i will try to drink small amounts of acid now and then to build up an immunity.
>>217200240NTA but I promise it won't, do a half teaspoon into a cup first if you don't believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZOGlgVldAs
>>217200304erm, incel alert!
>>217199379Yes.
