Jeff Bozo's space rocket edish
delicious delicious donkey meat dumplings
charli xchoppedx sub edition
>>217221081hahahahaha
Mental how easy it is to trigger normie boards with old /brit/ gimmicks
>And terrorist's name was "Mohammed", may the police be upon him
report the parasites posts
nobis pro lemma vobis innit xx
>>21722111010/10 tum
on my way to the Your Party conference
>>217221148fuck off diego
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>>217221080mmhmm he feel like don joan afta dat x
heatherGOD's feasttimmy eatin dog wang noodles LOL
My reaction to most of the women posted on brit
All the older women in the office say I make them feel young again and I don't know what that means
Derek is a member of the DSP community and he lives in Toronto, Canada. He enjoys wrestling, his favourite wrestler is Claudio Castagnoli from AEW. He also supports the Raptors basketball team. He loves Pokemon and Power Rangers. Today we will watch Derek go on a Birthday adventure.
can everyone just move back to the old or make another new? need to be in this thread alone for a few minutes x
Thoughts on white British women and black men
Come Sail Away just isnt worth going through to get to the good part
>>217221159you fuck off mate what a thing to say on the first day of adventyou utter scrotewhat happened to you matesort it out
enters brit
>>217221174balanced and savoury neoliberal meals vs timmy slurping up mystery stew
hope we've all got our advent calendars ready lads? terrys chocolate orange one for me this year
How the years fly by...
>>21722108 0 m1mhm2m 1he 2fe1el l2ik1e d2on 1joa2n a1fta2 d1at xsig: want these posts to stop?https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=217221170https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=217221226
ba1lanc2ed a1nd s1avo2ury 1neo2libe1ral 2mea1ls v2s t1immy2 sl1urp2ing u1p my1ste2ry s1te2wprobably more nutrition than you get but then again you went bald and got rejected by katy LOL! meltdown!
>>217221099dats katy's missing dog packed in dem luh dough pouches lil bro x
>>217221235maaaaaate PLEASE get a life
>>217221235>Amertakes me back
>>217221226mmhmm
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>>217221177
>>217221271I've literally not posted on /brit/ in years. Just bored right now.
TV show idea: Seinfeld except it's Mousey playing Kramer
this reverse coconut subhuman got rejected and now spends 24 hours a day posting on 4chan! LOL
cock smells lush tonight lads
>>217221265kill yourself
>>217221347Giz a sniff
>>217221317Unusually sexy for a reason I can't explain
>>217221289The Molester from Leicester
>>217221177mi wen i drive tru bradford
>>217221347>Well gives us a whiff then
>>217221317shite tattoo
The met office just ruled out a white Christmas
>>217221317What is her opinion of black men?
Just some Brazilians doin an India
what foolish young men you all are.
>>217221235Amer and Ulster on there RIP
>>217221417
Have a cracking idea for a post lads. It's a shame I won't be posting it until 2 days from now (Tuesday evening). What to look out for will be a post under the guise of the new creps/self dox gimmick x
>>217221455>>>/int/cum
>>217221359m1i w1en2 i d1ri2ve tr1u b2radf1ordsig: want these posts to stop?https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=217221417
melty still on?
>>217221385>>217221419ah here you are lads
>>217221449mate I haven't seen a proper white christmas in years, I've long stopped thinking it's a possibility
sir benny hill
>>217221110girlie what the duck!
>>21722148370% isopropyl alcohol rub would get rid of the smell innseconds
>>217221480yep he already made the intro posts so now hes just waiting to be allowed to post (because the thread has him filtered) he HAS to be here, posting constantly
>>217221455timmy's passionate latin in laws x
>>217221477>>My penis>>>/YourMom'sMinge/
>>217221519
>>217221480yes he has been posting about the BE poster (who mindraped him) for hours as usual
>>217221449least your mum will be having a BLACK christmas
White people on a mad one
>>217221235thats not mikey
My mum wants a Grinch for Christmas. Should I be worried?
Im too autistic to understand the fascination with speedruns.It's just some gimp bypassing 95% of the game.
>>217221449climate chnage
>>217221449>>2172214902010 was the last oneabsolute kino year that was, we all got sent home from school early and I spent the rest of the day playing Battlefield Bad Company 2
>>217221235>2019>diegoBAKA
mad how boring and unfunny all of you are. 2016 /brit/ was a comedic masterpiece compared to this dogshit. this is just autistic drivel and spam, kill yourself
>>217221544niggers on one so far below ever inventing the internal combustion engine that it may as well be magic
>>217221537fucking hell
melty about to bubble over into a full crashout
In late September 2008 it snowed in London enough for snowmen and snowball fights
>>217221560adding sum umami flavour to it
>>217221560
>>217221565aha yeah
>>2172215562020 was a white christmas but nobody remembers it because leftymong was going mental over the legal and allowed boris lockdown parties.
remember aisha
>>217221602whatever this slop stream of consciousness means
>>217221598LOL
for me it's winding up mousey until he goes mental
When I'm at the football and my phone buzzes I always think it means there's about to be a goal (this one is insane but i know the guys who sit around me are the same)
>>217221611She was fucked at 9 years old by Mohammed
>>217221616cant read can you?
>>21722164560 IQ sentence
hiim on the minecraftcreate + valkyrien skies and im going to make a plane
Snap Street
>>217221612tum 8/10face 3/10oh the woes of tum love
>>217221656You struggle to understand sentences do you?
need more american posters in here
>>217221634not very catholic of you
Why are they like this?
Our thoughts?
>>217221652horrid videostop posting this you freak
>>217221669+£0.003 to your posting salary account >>217221672good job being exactly what the jews want you to be
Whatever happened to Mikey
>>217221652she died
i heard zoomers cant read analogue clocks
>>217221686>That one who runs in the same direction
>>217221706Literally just look at it
>>217221695The jews made you have such an attention deficit you can't read basic sentences apparently.
>>217221598not a very athletic people those indians
>>217221687>>>/int/cum
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>>217221602it wasn'tit was dull and grey
+1 to my wank count
>>217221737>lessfewer*
>>217221741You are mentally Irish.
>>217221733>[whatever was said in the last post] but right back at youyou wasted your life for nothing and your IQ is 60
>>217221771elton
how have some of you not figured it out yet, obviously the retard belgian pedo is going to keep posting when you respond with OHHHHH MYYYY GOOOOODDDDDD SHUT UPPP and soyying out like a freak, fucking hell get a clue
finally bored of porn
>>217221771eltons got the cold from being intimate with his gay lover who also had the cold and now he's blew his nose in your sausage roll
>>217221794insanely fit for one of those
im doing a vodka horse run with (rice shower SSR lvl 1 uncap) power card to increase power gain on training together by 1
>>217221677Yeah but I can confess it and it's okay
>>217221771love mint sauce
>>217221799
>>217221778you've been psychologically conditioned to not read sentences now. The jews have fucked you lad its over. You think slightly dense in content sentences recalling things from five years ago is "stream of consciousness" it is unironically over for you. Bet you can't sit through a two hour film either, a common zoomer issue i hear
>>217221818one of what?
15C tomorrow
>>217221838aries
how we did allow this to happen:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_births
>>217221841this but unironically
>>217221838bio-fems
>>217221841literally normal temperatures for this time of year mategrow up
Leftypol will try and convince you that 15C is a bad thing? Me? I'll be enjoying this fine weather in shorts and tshirt
>>217221686https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggernaut
>>217221556>>217221449https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtO-YRejpQIMiss those days so much
mad how its still autumn
>>217221881scr
>>217221598god as my witness he is broken in half
>>217221871dunno but this doesn't happen in israel
>>217221871what should we have done?
which way white man?
december tomorrowmad
what the hell do they put in yank food so that they breed mutant zoomers like this
>>217221881nigga lookin like the phantom of the opera
>>217221924nothing mad about it, that's how dates work
>>217221841gulf stream is resilient. climate change freaks btfo
the lovely one when there's new aris
>>217221921left
>>217221936the lack of nutrients in baby food causes problems in developing a jawline, its why most zoomers are chinless. They also literally never eat vegetables
>>217221490>>217221883mate im not your mate kill yourself
>>217221924start of advent todaycarols in church n allanother year how mayn gfs i've had 0 like foreverhow many sex 0 l ike foreverhow many alcoholic mistakes 100 like usual
watching predator badlads
still can’t believe bray wyatt is dead wtf man
>>217221996DONT CLICK
Know exactly what that is and shan't be clicking
>>217221996fucking retard
men who have sex are actually pretty uncommon it's around 20 to 30% of men having all the sex
>>217221996done that on purpose hasnt shevile woman
>>217221996Genuinely horrible :(
>the kfc jew wants £5 delivery for a single meal
back from the weekend road trip ladstime for dinner
>>217222009>>217222027>>217222045bet you eat chicken by the bucket pipe down
97% of Gen Z have never read a book in their life. Over 60% report being unable to follow the story in 2 hour long feature-length films.
>>217221551Feel sorry for the slanters at Capcom. They worked 16 hours a day, 6 days a week for years to make a Resi game, then the only way for the player to get the best rating is to speedrun the game and ignore all the graphical details and skip all the cutscenes.
>>217222045no she hit it with a wedge lmao it was just a terrible shot
>>217222060this is me in a mexican reatauraunt when I order beans and bread
*hugs you*
>>217222070>Over 60% report being unable to follow the story in 2 hour long feature-length films.subjective anecdotal bs
>>217222070no way is this truet. postgrad student at uni who sees gen zs in the library etc
>>217222076video games were never about cutscenes or graphical details. They were always secondary and cursory to gameplay.
It looms
>>217222070depends on th film
>video games were never about cutscenes or graphical details. They were always secondary and cursory to gameplay.
>>217222108i work every day m ate
>>217221959cor can't wait until it's all grown up and can be slaughtered for meat and fat
>>217222096I'm a millennial and even I realise this is rubbish
>>217222076only trannies speedrun and even then only on repeat playthroughs
watching kevin samuels and it's still freaking me out even though I'm a manwhat are you gonna do when you're elderly with no kids or anyone to support you?
>>217222094>reports are subjectiveUh yeah mate are you retarded?>>217222096Yeah on their laptop in the library with their headphones on listening to wog music, never seen them reading a physical book.
>>217222068she isnt even eating the duck. should be saying grace before it to say thanks for its death
for me it's the quorn>>217222096yeah and they're all using chatgpt 24/7 to read everything for themI went to the library to write my essay today and like 75% of people were using chatgpt, all degrees too, like medicine, geography, law etcuniversity of Edinburgh btw
the '96 millenialGOD is in
>>217221996me with the beak and broken neck
>>217222145euthanasia will be freeely avialbale
>>217222108no one care me or you
>>217222096theyre not reading. they're studying and researching only the bits they need. thats just homework. its mandatory
fuck me my crotch stinks
>>217221551i watch glitchless runs of games that I've played just becuase i like to see the most efficient way of getting though them
>>217222060why are they looking at him like that?
>>217222006luke harper as well
how did predators and xenomorphs even come to be int he same cinematic universe anyway
if you've lived your whole life watching 5 second chinese tiktok dance clips obviously you're going to really struggle to follow War and Peace. But why would you even want to when its overrated shite literature
2016mong hates his bloody zoomers
what advent calendars you lads got?
do any of you have greying hair? noticing the first few greys? it's pretty common. are you thinking of dyeing it but aren't really sure?I've been dyeing my hair since the summer and it's exceeded my expectations. If you want to ask me any questions about the process then feel free.
>>217222222um
>>217222149i've read like 20 digital books in last 3 months while only 4 hard copiesalso done like 40 digital articles>>217222159>university of Edinburghyour fault for going to a clown uni tbqh>>217222179 doubt
all women should be arrested
what do you reckon would be the best harry potter to bend heromine over and sling one up her in her wizard robes?
>>217222137pointless technology
>>217222220like one of the best in the country mate its russel group too dont know what youre going on about
>>217222204I'm not sure mate it's a bit of a mystery
anyone else noticed there is clearly a spastic mong in here
>>217221938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wx6yDXfUuY
>>217222217what color should I dye my hair?
>>217222265yeah i twigged when you started posting
>>217222243mate it's not even top 10and>russel grouputter memenot to mention it's in scotland loloxbridgedurham/ucl/lse/imperial(hard sci only)rest is a waste of timeim sure your "chatpgpts" would be different at oxbridge lmao
>>217222280feeling called out?
>>217222265of course i know him he's me
>>217222149you can't conclude anything from something so subjectivenobody can follow and remember all the details of a 2-hour filmplus most gen z will have heard the stereotype about zoomers having short attention spans due to tiktok etc... so there's confirmation bias there as well
>>217222286>UCLyou absolute retard
>nobody can follow and remember all the details of a 2-hour film
>>217222302I guess you can't conclude anything from any study or research then, as its subjective you see. Opinion polls?Market research?You can't its subjective!!
>>217222291but the remnants of the poo are part of the sex appeal
>>217222308ucl is better than edinburgh matebut i agree it's pretty shit
got a skin infection in my groin i think its an ingrown hair and holy crap its painful. i honestly think i might pass out.
The absolute state
what about all them people with holidays to caracas?
>>217222291just didnt wipe hard enough
>>217222263whats this all about then
>>217222265there's at least several and you could argue it applies to every single poster
>>217222352Edinburgh actually retains its historic prestige as a public research university. UCL is packed with wogs and chinese spies now, get a clue
read 35 books this year
me? went to the second best uni in the world according to the 2025 and 2026 QS World Rankings
>>217222273I choose a dye colour to match my original hair colour. I've tried Just for Men no 45 and 40. 45 was a bit too dark but still looked cool. 40 is perfect and matches my original colour very well.
>>217221996let abu lulu sort her out :/
>>217222394screaming edinburgh isnt even a city it's just a place filled with tourists and a few cities around the sidetiny place filled with foreigns taking photographs
>>217222404all gay fiction
>>217222366whats the difference between asylum and humanitarian? why are students and dependants grouped together?
>>217222404started off strong myself but got stuck trying to get through proust and it put me off reading
laughing AI baby
>>217222387nah theres normal posters here with some difference of opinion, then theres this spastic among us who clearly cannot understand or read what people are saying because of his profound mental illness and ADHD
mate moved to edinburgh to work on gta6
isnt that technically a suicide
>>217222286any ranking that doesn't have Edinburgh in the top 10 usually has Bath or Loughborough instead which makes it entirely unserious
India travel vlog>Hi yes I would like one of those >*Guy bobbles head*>*Puts hand on food and then puts food in oil with hand*>*Hundreds of people staring at camera*>*Puts fried food on broken piece of glass*>*Puts random poop colored sauces on fried food*>*Ups the price 5X because you're a foreigner*>*Camera zooms out to street filled with trash*
>>217222444yeah assisted suicide is suicide good job
>>217222436this is it number of books is a meme could be 100 YA books or could be hardcore study of being and time>>217222450>in otherwords your uni is worse than bath or loughboroughlol LMAO EVEN
mate moved to edinburgh to join the woke mob
Just found out Edinburgh isn't a city
don't bring me down PROUST
need me a yugoslav ting
>>217222338If Gen Z had such short attention spans they wouldn't be able to study.The notion that video shorts have decreased the attention spans of younger age groups is really silly. It cannot do that.
Me? Don't see the point in suicide. There's nothing after this so you might as well enjoy yourself while you're here
>>217222468mong the rankings are wronglook at times higher educationEdinburgh bodies Durham
>>217222499what if I'm not enjoying myself
>>217222366Why do we have to let family in for people who come here and aren't even working
>>217222499diego is typing...
>>217222481we need to transvestigate the red head
if you didnt go to one of these unis then you dont have any say in the matter
luv me puzzle games
>>217222515You're genuinely doing something wrong then. Shake things up go somewhere you've not been before speak to new people. There's so much out there mate.
peg pete from goof troop was my first crush
Your brain doesn't lose its ability to concentrate for longer periods just because you like watching short tiktoksIf you hear zoomers saying this it's because they're low iq to begin with. Nothing to do with social media.
Heard back from the escort I saw earlier lads, she's said she'd love to see me again
Edinburgh is the grimmest city on earth, it's all hills and steps and, at the bottom of the steps and hills, poverty. I can take great pride in my prejudice. The city is a centre radiating universal dullness. Rows and rows of houses the colour of atomic ash, so picturesque at a distance, so austere when near. The transition between Edinburgh and a graveyard would be unnoticeable.Of course the city thinks it stinks of genius. In reality it is hops. It is cultural only in that nothing happens. For eleven months of the year it produces nothing but vomit. And then in August there is a welter of frivolity - the Edinburgh Festival. Suddenly entertainment starts at half-past eleven in the morning and parks itself on every street corner - a bit like the vomit. That they choose drama is understandable. The stage gets stuck with anything too boring to be shown on television. But why go to the theatre in Edinburgh? Theatre is just shouting in the evening. And the entire city does that anyway.I have walked the streets of the world dressed like a prick. But from Trench Town to the Bronx there is nowhere more frightening than Lothian Road, Edinburgh on a Saturday night
>>217222486>If Gen Z had such short attention spans they wouldn't be able to study.They don't study, they memorise the answers. A common issue in the modern academic world. >The notion that video shorts have decreased the attention spans of younger age groups is really silly. It cannot do that.If you're used to a particular format throughout your life and then you encounter a much longer format you've never seen before, it will be alien to people who've not seen it or processed it before. Obviously this will present challenges to processing things in your brain.
>>217222510screaming what an utter cope>ree one retarded ranking thereforeyou said it yourselfsome rankings have loughbough in the top 10LOL LMAO EVEN>>217222534good post
>>217222475It's just a big crack house isn't it?
escortlad finally became escortCHAD
they got a tram in edinburgh thats all i know
>>217222534Only correct postNow for the seething
>>217221996That's the saddest thing I've seen all day, including a news report on that fire in HK.
thats the second time he has said lol lmao even
oxbridge mongs are in tonight
>>217222609seethe on scottish coper
>>217222559She'd love to see your money again you mong. Bet you're the worst shag she's ever had. Grow up
the r9k thread contains the term "escort" 51 times
>>217222557What causes it then
>>217221841Rorke just can't stop taking Ls
>>217222575mate be realistic for a moment and have a thinkhow can Bath or LOUGHBOROUGH be better than the number 1 university in Scotland?just not logical is itwho's hiring the business grads from Bath I must ask
pint of methyline blue down the hatch
>>217222621oh mate x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaMyXC1O2mg
Imagine still thinking university is measure of intelligence. I get you wasted £40,000 on your piece of paper to say you're smart but there is no need to cope about it. Nobody gives a shit about you when you're 22 anyway
>>217222621The scrandemic
Well boomers got used to video shorts pretty quick. It must mean the brain is adaptable. Probably would take a zoomer a few days/weeks to get used to reading books. Like when criminals go to prison and start reading tomes for the first time in their lives.
just joined Your Party
The webm that destroyed brit
>>217222650screaming>scotlandyeah mate backwards hellscapeif anything it's to their credit they even have a uni as good as edinburghand by as good as edinburgh i mean a uni not worth going to but not completely embarrassing like portsmouth or aberdeen
>>217222701YES YESSSSS
>>217222679Something quick and easy is quick and easy to pick up. The reverse isnt going to be the same.
Setting myself up for life by going to Durham university and doing accounting
>>217222671it's not about uni qua uni it's about getting entry
>>217222701DE BUM BLAST
Personally I wouldn't choose to go to a Scottish University whether it's ranked highly or not. I'd rather go to one based in the south east or London. >yeah but wogsthey're in all the universities. still, universities in the south east will have better lecturers than in scotland.
>>217222742What happens when the AI does that in like 2 years
went to solent uni me
>read no books your whole life>go prison>knock out crime and punishment in your first weekez>>217222751ultimately yes, durham is only other uni which for some reason still has any prestige but yes outside of oxbridge and london it's all dogshit
.
>>217222671you're right, but usually when people are smart they gravitate towards learning and higher education
>>217222756I'll kms
Every pub I’ve walked past on the way home is heaving.Young people spilling out onto the streets. Many with expensive vapes in their hands. Puffing away like there is no tomorrow.They can pay much, much more in tax before they hit the breadline.Can, and will.
>>217222756they said it would do it 10 years ago
>>217222751falsewe have good lecturers here too
wonder what the likelihood is I went to school with someone here
>>217222701screaming
>>217222783alri rach get your tits out
>>2172228040.001%
>>217222783stole from tim again award
>>217222818You say that but theres a lad on here that was two streets away from me
new>>217222824>>217222824
>>217222804we went to the same schoolit begins with Q
>>217222291How do I acquire one of these devices?I had a wank in a public toilet in Tokyo whilst my bumhole was being sprayed. Fine afternoon that was.
>>217222616wish i was an oxbridge mong. never got any qualifications let alone the great universities.
