english cocker spaniel edish
megabonk actually is GOTYdo you think this in your country?
ffdgdfhdgfhfdh
cheeky snack
used to think tears for fears and dire straits were american
>>217222824fag dog
graduate of the school of hard knocks me personally
>>217222853that near st austell? haha um x
ah yes le posting gross shit so funny xDgrow up
>>217222870with honours or nah?
rarity
*enters thread*
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didnt even go to sixth form and i'm on 50k at 30. uni is a meme
>>217222889hahaha yanks are something else like
this is what britain used to be abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbmgKdn8lWk
>>217222880it is a bit
>>217222854
>>217222900>50kwill be minimum wage in 2 years time mateits nothing
>>217222824How are you guys holding up?
>>217222900ignorance is bliss x
mad how much of the world just don't do anything of value or significance. there are 24 million people living in Burkina Faso. 14 million more than the population of Sweden. And yet, totally inconsequential. If the country sank beneath the sands of the Sahara I think it would take a few months before anyone would realise.
>>217221556literally don't remember this at all but i googled my town's weather and it was snowing and i wouldn't have been anywhere else. my brain is so fucked i really should just end it all
>>217222671>Nobody gives a shit about you when you're 22 anywayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA
>>217222930tbf 99.9% of swedes are inconsequential too
ordered an apache pizza in the end not giving the fried chicken jew that much money for a single meal
>>217222930Ok but what is the UK currently doing?
>>217222921what a life he leadsWHAT A LIFE
Wonder if even the gays in Northern Ireland are sectarian, do they keep the bumming inside their communities
>>217222930get over yourself
>>217222926dont understand basic economics do you?
>>217222921the greatest argument against social security is seeing the absolute cretins that use it. this fella is probably sucking up the full tax contributions of a dozen people annually just so he can watch TV and fuck his teddy bear without the risk of starving.
>>217222965>TAKE THAT YOU SLUTTY PROTESTANT
>>217222900you'd have more earning potential with a good degree
got gary numan on
>>217222921useless lump of biomass
>>217222960We're actually a central component to the global order and are in the process of uploading ourselves in to the neo-futurist cloud
nightreign dlc this week get in
>>217222977
>>217222965my mate lives in norn and he says it's more and more catholic these days
>>217222927Who's this?
you stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt!
>>217223003>People who vote socialist are retarded In other news....
>>217222960just last week we cured Hunter Syndrome
>>217222921he's in a care home?
>>217223014What cloud service is this on?
>>217222921yamming before shift
does timmy byrne have family?who do you think is the most shameless dosser, timmy or seaside mark? i don't like how mark splashes his bennies on expensive electronics and gadgets, apparently without shame that he didn't earn any of the money he's spending.timmy doesn't seem to buy as many extravagant things, but he's always dossing on a sofa
>>21722293023 million indians are born EVERY YEAR
>>217222995Hasnt been true for decades. Most people (99%) leave university with a degree and languish back in their parents house unemployed for a time, unable to find work and become depressive freaks that post on here. Then they go on bennies and anti-depressants, start working in a shop or warehouse for a few years then forget everything they learnt at university to begin with. Then life starts again at 30
watching a black travel youtuber and he said the reason why he avoided going to australia was the fear of flying over water kek idk why niggas are so scared of the ocean, the most accurate stereotype
>gay people in northern ireland engaged in sectarian violencewould've been a cracking Not the Nine O'Clock News sketch, that
>gay people in Ireland throw dildos at each other over religion
>>217223070tim has a trust fund IIRC
>>217223070Tim Byrne isn't a dosser he has a serious mental illness
ah yes lets mock and ridicule a clearly schizophrenic mangrow up
>>217223064
>>217222999got your cock out too?
the question isn't "when will belfast take down it's peace walls?" but "when will the rest of britain need them?"
bedtime soon i suppose
melty shift but first we yam
>>217223138sup woadiewhat was for tea today, crodie?
>>217223063Windows 7
what health emergency did timmy have? he's aged significantly, has a big scar on his cheek and is living in a care home.
What if we made out?
thats the end of the conversation then i suppose, all going to bed are we? leaving the thread to the spastic retard leaf, yank nonce and the schizo yeah
remember how excited tim was when he got the letter from canada :-(
bet gay porn sounds funnyjust two blokes grunting and yelping in pain
what happened to tim's ground floor rented flat?
>>217222954Moar
>>217223148yh
whats the dodgiest stuff you've ever greased yourself off too?
>>217223159peg me first mummy??
>toil on the morrow and my wog flatmates are all screaming their heads off and keeping me upI cannot believe I have to live like this
>>217223244Goon comps
why doesn't the care home get tim on ozempic? i bet his bmi meets the threshold needed for the nhs to pay for it.
I wish I had an Emma Watson gf who delighted in doing gross farts in my face.
Got drunk because I'm depressed
>>217223254you're fine
>>217223264would you just want her to fart and poo on you or would you also want to have normal sex with her?
>>217223244morbid obesityblueberry inflation (particularly an audio where the voice actor begged and pleaded for her life before she popped)omorashiscat
>>217223254You dont have to live like that though. This is just what happens when you make money the central focus of your life.
>>217223244probably sexting adult women from "hot or not" when i was 17
>>217223036South of the border...
>>217223224her boyfriend was murdered recently https://www.instagram.com/millimason/
>>217222883sexo
Imagine vigorously deepthroating Emma Watson
>>217223283Normal sex as well.
Don't stop thinking about tomorrowDon't stop, it'll soon be here
gooning on the adhesive fumeswondering why gluning isn't a thing
>>217223076Imagine how much better the world would be if 23 million anglos were born every year. Doesn't bare thinking about, frankly.
having a midnight snack
GOOOOOOOOD MORNING EMMAYANK
£1700 a week for that care home
>>217223339But you're the snack
I won the vodka gamerice shower power card +1 sort of goes hard. wonder what other cards or skills are good to be doing that with (if any or if they have good secondary benefits) when going for 1200//1200//1200. the skill the card "does" goes to 600+ so easygn. gngn
>>217223287>just go into debt to avoid living with NigeriansAre you a neet or do you have rich parents?
>>217223348kill yourself
>>217223336i did a skim of this and reckon around 8 million whites were born in 2024nigeria alone had 7.5 million births. it's well and truly over.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_births
peace wall my arse
>>217223365>>just go into debt to avoid living with Nigeriansthis is a totally reasonable thing to do
>>217223365Life really isnt that black and white, you're overthinking things. I personally would never contemplate the possibility of sharing any property with strangers. The whole thing is on you.
>>217223382i'm not a fat schizo mong so why would i
>>217223366she thinking of turning it into a savoury meal x
>>217223351The obese goblin is mine.I will fight you for him.
>>217223351um…
what ever happened to the soy millennials with the blue hair and anxiety issues? Seems like a very 2021 thing, are they all dead?
>>217223389smile because it happenedwhen we’re gone the comforts and beauty of our society will go too. its not like the bames will happily live off of our society for much longer, it’ll be severed and destroyed because they’re retarded bames and indians and its all they can do. sad to see evrope go but i’d rather that than london or paris operating normally in 100 years time but every person is a brown and they claim our achievements as theirs (as they do now).
>>217222984>>217223007leave tim the fuck alone okayhe didnt ask to become a schizo
>>217223436what does this mean
lindybeige sounding very rorkeish in his latest video
on msn, i would add random girls' email addresses. one time thisamerican girl I'd never spoken to randomly invited me to watch her on webcam. when her camera switched on, there was this pretty teen girl just properly sobbing and crying, with tears running down her reddened cheeks. she typed what I wanted her to do and I said I wanted her to get naked and masturbate which she did, all the while still crying. I wanked off to her doing that.
>>217223449theres been recent reports of a reversal of indian immigration, a lot of them are going home.
>>217223455It's not going to fit
>>217223505>even india is better than 2025 ukjesus
>>217223488he does it on purpose
nightshift but first we yam
sending zeidy to rwanda on a deportation flight
a solar flare is coming to hit the earth in 4 DAYSthe whole ELECTRICITY and INTERNET will be gone POOFno ELECTRICITYits going to go freaking MENTAL
Jesus was the divine
>>217223547The mere fact she's asking that will influence the answers she gets
gay ppl moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Y6BM-agjA
>>217223547my gf :)
i watch 2-3 hours of russian ASMR every day
>>217223547haha red nose like rudolf
>>217223547red clown nose honk honk
Compliments I've had off escorts now.>beautiful eyes (from the Russian one)>nice body (from the British one I saw today)>really nice hair (from the British one I saw today)Feels good man
>>217223557Diego insisting that the sun doesn't exist and it's actually just God's arsehole or something
Thinking about the treaty of Westphalia and crying
>>217223582Why the fuck do they act like thisHad a 40 something fat gay furry at my old job who would openly post about his fetishes on Reddit and Twitter with the same display name he used on Facebook that all of our colleagues followed
>>217223589this but boobtuber asmr
>>217223598if you'd stop that, the swelling might go down
>>217223536left plate looks like sandra off of gogglebox
>>217223606sounds like this diego fellow lives rent free in your head
>>217223601good thing the saga is over now and you can retire the escortmong character
>>217223601baited noone award
>>217223601the paid whores complimented you did they
>>217223582got to dump the cum somewhere
CORR I had no idea David Tennants daughter was such a fit little slag CORR
Judith Pronk sex arse
lighting the boilers under the Chinese porn website for the ceremonial evening wank
Wonder if Adam will ever make a significant gimmick again or is he just going to stick with these short term character arcs that run their course after a few weeks
>>217223626No you don't Diego
>>217223658err how old is she
>>217223635>sagawoah sirwhat are you, icelandic?
>>217223670
Sounds like this Diego fellow pays a few hundred quid per month to live in your head.
>>217223686old enough :)
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>>217223635Not a character ladI'll only post about good ones I see
sacked tranny probably gained a clue and left here for goodand I will be severely disappointed if he/she ever comes back
imagine being this mentally ill and lonely
>>217223708get them filtered
>>217223647Well they didn't have to say it lolI'll just choose to believe they meant it
This thread is sorely lacking in Ivan Dobskyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy4Zqt5Mi-c
this is all one person btw. a deeply troubled and isolated young man has invented a character in his head and is slowly descending in to madness.
San Diego
Diego San
>>217223597>>217223598That’s very mean, say you’re sorry
h-hi diego!!! how are you!!
sailing a poowahey watch it go off into the sunset
>>217223658looks like a mix of laura trott and that hannah hampton lassassuming this is the trans one btw lad?
EW on the telly
>>217223298there's nothing about murder here
How does somebody turn in to this? How can someone become so deranged?
desperately want to say something but don't have anything to
just found out crunchy nut corn flakes has the same amount of sugar as frosties it's just frosties for adults too ashamed to buy frosties
dave giga freakout
BUT NOT MR ATTLEE'CAUSE HE DONETHE WELFARE STAAAAATE
>>217223778>assuming this is the trans one btw lad?No it's his younger son who is a tranny freak
>>217223799kek one of them is me
>>217223799This has been DEBUNKED and is thus UNVERIFIED.Please visit bbc.co.uk for more details.I'll be there with my highlighter.
>>217223813cereal is shit tier brekkieeat some egg on toast or bacon and eggs like an adult, or some fruit and yogurt if you're a queer, but cereal is for kids and fatties
>see /brit/ haven't been there in a while>filter a bunch of posts and images to never see them againtime well spentsee you again in two weeks
jumping in front of a train but first we yam
>>217223847I like a nice bowl of Bran Flakes once or twice a year, but otherwise it's a banana, three McVitie's chocolate digestives and a black coffee for me.
>>217223847corn flakes or weetabix are fine
>>217223847i have a croissant and a skyr yogurt
>>217223858are you sure it's a yam and not a 'plantrain'? haha
i've become such an incurious personi get zero fomoi just don't care got zero desires
got your tickets rorke? x
Getting back home after two weeks away at Megatoil One.Auntlington and Sisterborough are picking me up at the airport. The teasing and photos started two hours ago...Make them stop, /brit/. I don't want to live like this.
>>217223892you grew up and you got a clue
>>217223893Kate Nash does OnlyFans now, but it's Beth Ditto's tittos that I want to see.
>>217223893trannies should all be killed
>>217223847usually mix together 2-3 lidl cereals myselfrecently been having a weetabix, some blueberry shredded wheats, and lidl fake jordans or lidl fake crunchy nut
>>217223932you're brown arent you
what do you lot fill your day doing?
>a fundraiser for good law projectomdz the grift that never ends
funny how transwomen are always demanding women to let them into their spaces and threatening them with violence and telling them to suck their girlcocks if they resist while you never hear of transmen being as demanding or obtrusive. almost like… different sexes think and act differently…
No ponies
>>217223799Top one was meBut I thought I made the last week
geek first we but shift yarn
>>217223962no income taxno VATno money backno guarantee
Hi
i like to think the troon movement is just a very long, played out trolling campaign agreed amongst homos and furries on /b/ in the 2000s and thought it'd be a right laugh to pretend to be women and destroy feminism from the inside
>>217223949prefer not to say
>>217223975what flavour of brown are you
>>217223975T90 eyes
>>217223975Little piggy snout
dont like the idea that /brit/ isnt a white british ethnogeneral and there are browns here posting under the flag
>>217223975los grande monstruo de las americas....
just found out that patrick stewart is heterosexual, I thought he was gay
hullmong loves posting his hullposts on a six hour delay
>>217223975look like a fucking gibbon
>>217223996Maybe shouldn't have spent that century trying to get them to queue up then aye?
>>217223960trans 'women' are abuserstrans 'men' are abuse victims
>>217224012hes got a gf whos 30 years younger than him
>>217223893score uhh huh were there dude
>>217224023just not very funny is it zoomer
>>217223975nice shoes bro
>>217223975hola amigo
>>217224023kys zoomer
>>217224031why did they put the nipples on like that
cheeky midnight feastboshfinished
>>217224055funy
>>217223893why does ISIS blow up arianna grande concerts but not these? it'd be double the allah points
>>217224041>>217224047Six seven
>>217224041>>217224047unc finna crash outtt
>>217224055like what
So Zack Polanski is now the official leader of the British left wing and may even possible end up as Leader of the Opposition come the near-inevitable Reform government.
>>217224079too close togehther
>>217224062beans cooked to mush disgusting
yam
>>217223032some ooga booga migrant that made a video being a seething subsaharan into the UK claiming some ooga booga wakanda ideology that he will be a racial lion to kill every white person in the UK in his bix nood speak.
I just hit a badger doing 80mph on the dual carriageway and now my car is making a fucking rattling sound
>>217224095he glows
>>217224105hes gonna shag me up the arse?
>>217224120fucking poo screech
>>217224036Back of the net
still no idea what bix nood means
grandpa joe
>>217224105can tell this freak lives somewhere like oklahoma
>>217224135gently but firmly
On the 24th january 2024 sheriffs county office in shokkalokkawokka shawnee county received a multiple reports of a gunshots at a trailor park in Eadie Wisconsinbzzt bzztAYO SHIEETTTTTTTT OFFICISAH HE JUS SHOT HIM DAT NIGGA DEAD OF MY GAWWWWDDDD SHIEEEEETTT I DINDU NUFFIN NIGGGGGAAAA
>>217224126that's one fast badger
>>217224144that's okay x
>>217224128Well, clearly, the British left-wing is almost entirely astroturfed, and controlled by the (secret) civil services through front organisations like Hope Not Hate and Stand Up To Racism.If you don't understand this, then you don't understand British politics.
>>217224165YAY :3
DRIVE UNCLEDRIVE UNCLEDRIVEUNCLEUNCLE DRIVE
IM STEALING FROM YOUIM STEALING FROM YOUIM STEALING FROM YOU
bedtime eddie
londons pretty cool to visit but living there permanently sounds awful just awful
It's white boy winter.
Any of you have that Pepe image where he's a disfigured ratty little dungeon creature who looks like he hasn't seen any light in years
when i was in school and had to do a powerpoint id add random company logos that had nothing to do with what i was studying like jobcentreplus or whiskas to my slides for no reason
Getting properly suicidal out here playboy aha
>>217224241have you tried adding a clue to yourself?
>>217224255pscrtim
name a more iconic duo
>>217224238you are seriously mentally ill heathermong
Guys my life…
>>217224231first time i watched sumoit's crazy they don't have weight classes or weight limits
any other super recognisers in
thoughts on survivor series? cena vs dom was great but the rest was wank
shit always goes wrong in my life it’s never just simple there’s always an issue for me it’s so exhausting
>>217224301more of a TNA man myself
mycobitch is FREAKING out at fnaf
you get so many schizos on /int/wonder what causes it
ian hislop
>>217224290Seen this post before
My granddad told me brit boys were made for sex. Is that true?
>>217224322yes
>>217224322the truth is somewhere in between
i'll give it 20 minutes or so
Smell my finger...
My arch fucking nemisis
>>217224301watched it now on youchoob and find it mad how I remember dominik appearing on smackdown when he was a kid like it was yesterday
squibby lost on night 1
Lying in bed thinkin' about Mousey
britboys with dark hair and light eyes were created as gods sex dollsbritboys with light hair and light eyes or dark hair and dark eyes were created to change the world
>>217224340You gonna let me in between to find out?
>>217224402Stop lying I’m 6’2
going to give it an hour for the pain pills to kick in then put some fucidin on my infected groin skin
>>217224446Me bottom right
>>217224446
imagine how much better your life would be if you didn't turn yourself into a faggot
>>217224382um
which one was carlybender again? was it aj?
>>217224486FS but I don't think they deserve it
Her farts reek.
>>217224505seems a bit mean but then again they've been dead catty lately
yeah porn turned me gay
>>217223962user is impersonating 4chan staff.
>>217224512dead boring you meanwould happily take them catty
>>217224446why is she chinese
>>217224523Hmmm yeah they were winding mousey up earlier too for no reasonMean mean person
>>217224525pierre + pangpang = rarey
bald and rejected
already fed up with decemberwant it to be over and done with
10cm and thin
>>217224573...oh dear
NEW>>217224584>>217224584>>217224584>>217224584
meltdown
>>217224585
