The Mars Volta edish
poo
>>217224584love the mars voltaamputechture man me
>>217224633Poo seal, you could say
>>217224584NOOOOOOOOWI'MLOOOOOOOOOOOOST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohr3vuV7Zgc
>>217224584YKW 10cm and thin
>helped thousands of people to diedoes this not sound biased? it makes euthanasia sound like a good thing
Test
been getting very emotional recently. far more than is good for me.
Hey everyone,Just wanted to share something that happened at the Edinburgh Christmas Market that really left a sour taste, especially during what should’ve been a warm, festive time.I was there with three friends (we’re all Indian), in a full Christmas mood and craving something sweet. We stopped by one of the fudge stalls and noticed something that felt… off. The staff were happily offering samples and chatting with every white customer who came up. When we approached, we were ignored multiple times.At one point, no one else was at the stall, so we politely asked if we could try a couple of flavours just like everyone else had been doing. The staff member looked at us oddly and simply said we couldn’t taste anything. No explanation. Just a weird, uncomfortable vibe.I’ve never really felt something like that here before, but the whole interaction made me feel like a second-class customer. Maybe it was nothing, maybe it was something either way, it was enough that I walked away feeling pretty awful.I’m not saying every stall or every vendor is like this it was just this one experience. But if you’re heading to the market, especially if you’re an immigrant or person of colour, keep an eye out specially for the white old lady at the fudge shop. one deserves to feel unwelcome in a public, festive space.
>>217224584Saw them live. The singer sounds like a cat having his balls ripped off
>>217224584Based edishhttps://youtu.be/YcDBOEOxmAY?si=eslgR2RXBwXMtUAs
>>217224844So?
>>217224757wouldnt he have died in his sleep in like 10 years max?
>>217224844tl;dr
very curious when 4chan will actually die for goodsurely this site wont be up when we're all 50
>>217224878Indians refused free samples at a Christmas market
Where are you lads planning on going when 4chan dies then?
>>217224912my grave
>>217224907From what I see, Indians of both genders throw themselves at white tourists. Truly fucking putrid
Knowing that Christ being raised from the dead dieth no more; death hath no more dominion over him.For in that he died, he died unto sin once: but in that he liveth, he liveth unto God.Likewise reckon ye also yourselves to be dead indeed unto sin, but alive unto God through Jesus Christ our Lord.
might go on a roadtrip through america
>>217224927Sexually speaking? Doesn't happen. Indian women aren't allowed to date outside of their race in India. White men have been beaten, sometimes nearly to death for merely flirting with local Hindu or Sikh girls. Obviously you can't flirt with Muslim girls, they'll kill you..
>>217224636Good posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKsBl_HMKTY
>>217224948>*Steps off the plane*>*Mass shooting at JFK*
Leftypol telling his sister to put on a hijab and stop dressing like a slut after she gets gangraped by migrants
Why is mass more Irish and Ireland
Let’s all go to this
>>217224983Ah yes more AI slop
Does he really?
>>217225020That gif is ancient
>>217224844Rorke getting giddy with excitement in his smelly bedroom>>217224907Two wrongs don't make a right
>>217225014Loads of them moved there, was more prosperous, though the Irish blood in Mass is basically non existent now due to mixing with other Euros and… you know…Nice place though. Both my parents are Irish and the Irish in Mass loved a heritage competition
>>217225037So is AI
>>217225018nice of all these people who support paedophilia and child mutilation to make a list of all their names will come in handy in future i'm sure
>>217225066No they’re in support of trans rights, learn to read
i think the porn dudes should wear underwear so we don't have to see man ass
>>217224901who was in the wrong here
>>217225028really what
>>217225103why don't you just watch lesbian and or solo
>>217225116Gape
>heritage competitiondo micks really?
might become a primary school teacher
>>217225103Simple solution stop watching porn
>>217225199Yeah a bitThey want everyone to know they’re Irish no matter how little for some bizarre reason.
/brit/ folder permanently deletedbye!
OK I will microwave the beef-flavoured rice for 16 minutes in a plastic bowl and eat it!
>>217225317So get in
im peeingum x
>>217225317dont blame you
*opens my mouth*
not signed in on youtube so my homepage is KSI
>>217225317See you tomorrow x
tottenmhmm station xx
then he niggered away
Just became a communist
>>217225349we need to force crippled faggot to be engaging tomorrownot impressed with their performance recently - not one bit
hey niggers
>>217225505whos crippled faggot?
>>217225526wheelchairlad
>>217225526A new deathcore band.
Why are you guys so boring and normie?
>>217225557What game dat
>>217225557They don't have freedom of speech. Old worlders live in rigid overpopulated hives with strict hierarchies and even stricter rules.
>>217220725mmhm aint dat rite
https://youtu.be/Om_VWBua0_M&t=40
>>217225505how do you suggest we do that?most of the time they just post the sad aris for attention then don't fucking engage when you give them it
>>217225565epic warlock magicka virgins 3
>>217225603genuinely cannot tell if this is a fella or a woman with fake facial hair
>>217225605dunno but he's on thin icesad prick
Is gk chesterton worth reading
wish we could enhance gerbils to see microwave radiation
>>217225639reckon we just rape them?
any of you lads ever had a diabetes test?
>>217225665could drive down and smash a couple windows or poison his cat(?)we don't fuck about with stragglers
>>217225654Like the cut of that man's jib
>>217225706speaking of which there's ONE other lad who's been slacking lately... needs straightening out when he comes backmaybe we do smash his windows though. could be bantshe'd be fuming about it all day here
2025 4chan killing cats you voted for this
>>217225745Yankees stole this from us
>>217225745blacksisters... is it our time
>>217224584I'm a huge prog guy and they're one of only a few prog groups I seriously dislike. They sound good when their vocals don't sound like they're gargling cum though, Televators is a very good Perfect Circle soundalike
might overthrow the state
currently on the phone to devon and cornwall police
next time ill just swallow the dehydrated pack of rice and drink water instead of eating that plastic leeched burnt piece of shit meal
snitches get cummed inside
>>217225820um
>>217225836horse game
ha-CHI-ᵐᶦ ha-CHI-ᵐᶦ ha-CHI-ᵐᶦ
if nofap gave u powers then incels would finally be on top and chad who cant stop having sex a loser...like it should be
if woman goes to abortion clinic and is happier than a certain amount it should be written in her medical notes and she gets blacklisted from ever having a baby for being a psychopath
you cant really argue that you want to have children or would be a good mother if you were happy at an abortion clinic
>>217225908>blacklisted from ever having a babyhow exactly would this be implemented
britfeel down is it
I saw some chocolate at the bottom of the toilet bowl. Too late did I realize that it wasn’t chocolate at all, but poo.
>>217225924forced abortionmobile patrol she can still get pregnant just to punish her
>>217224584mariachi slipknot
>it wasn’t chocolate at all, but poo.
>>217225924add the functionality to phone towers with CCTV cameras
did my first "super freak" careertoby definitely wants her to coddle...
too bastard cold in here to wank
making a tree of life
just sent two horse girls flying
Nice and warm in my incel bedroom
cuckolding womens fathers should social credit score. if your daughter does that then you fucked up
atb
>>2172259929pm gay nigga
men that wear nail polish
>>21722599810
sometimes I get it when a man is wearing nail polish
>>217225991Involuntarily celibate rutabagas cola emotional needs. When a potato cries a garlic gets its wings.
>>217225998shut it nigger
>>217226042
>>217226028Thank youMine's covering up a fake/prosthetic nail
>>217226054doesnt this guy play SC2 or something
Rorke we don’t call them that anymore
early mornin shift but first we yam
>>217226066"yes"
>>217226075youre black so you can say nigga white person saying nigga instantly loses social credit score
>>2172260812am and u still up thinkin bout black penisluh mycoprotein nugs rapidtap m40 brain x
Remember when Chinese people played starcraft all the time?
put me in Africa and ill be dead within a week from corrupt political people putting down my solutions put leftypol in Africa and theyll have 0.5 black in them by tomorrow
>>217226105who? I have him filtered guessing youre talking to 10cm and thin baldie on his VPN avatar
Whatever happened to the queen
>>217226144the white man built all of that down to the metal alloy used, smelting, transportation and the division of labour, even glass
>>217226081just realized that Africans didnt even invent forks. not even forks made out of sticks. they just chop down all the trees and put their food on the dirt floor, because they didnt even invent laminated flooring
put their food on their grandaddies bottom lip disk and start banging the top of the pan
Would love to show a british person some pizza and beer would blow your minds
>>217226162thank u timmy. now run along to pang pang x
put their UBI money on their babydaddies chevron
bizarre to think that one man spends all his free time scranning mycoprotein nuggets and posting about black penis
>>217226189did being a racist knob make you feel better bud?
>>217226201you will die unlocked and unwanted. by suicide. when you do it, nobody here will care. you will make 0 difference to the people here, just like the poltards and the namefags
So we're all just fine and dandy with a globalized post-industrial service economy, infinity migrants and children staring at black glass for 14 hours a day talking to AI chatbot demons yea
>>217226218hopefully triggered this wigger to go turn the botnet spambot on and go slapping his ballsack for 20 minutes to calm down
>>217226217he's been much more interesting this weekthink the fungi are scattering his thoughts xx
What possesses a man to spam posts about black willies and skyscrapers on the British culture general of a Surinamese kombucha brewing forum?
mmhm da same bix nood gherkin holla holla katy for the 1000th time LOL. tim tim panngy oogabooga let me see you BLACK someone for posting 1000 racebait posts plz? no ok
>>217226248Because it obviously triggers dickheads like you and he finds it funny
>>217226245Yeah he's been especially weird lately desu, getting the feeling he's off his luh pills x
>>217226248because he has a 10cm and thin penisbecause he was rejected by katy because he is in a wheelchair because he is retarded because he is bald because hes got to be here to boost the post count of the thread because posting from a script to 4chan is the only thing this subhuman retard can do
did a think
>>217226255>>217226273>>217226277holy sh- the obsession
because he is so unlovable and lonely that dating a chink either means youre disappointing him or too good for the chinkbecause hes a fucking faggot that loves cock so he shits in diapers all day and reeks of shit and piss
>>217226292yeah ok he's a paedophile keep defending him
>>217224584NOOOOW IM LOOOOOOST
>>217226292>posting twice about someone who spends all day every day here (because he has to be) is obsessionyou are a part of the problem. plus you asked he does also post pedo shit
early shift on but first we yam
If you were stuck up in the andes with a plane full of dead bodies would you eat the bodies
his friends that have to come to an anonymous website to talk about other peoples lives and call them ugly and grim are surely living a good life
>>217226320Yh
Just know a seething white boy discord is brigading in here because a poster is just having a laugh
>>217226317you counted out 49 frozen nuggets and put them back in the bag to get £1.50 off another bag to keep you consooming them
Farting in the Uber which is driving me to pootoil.
>>217226147Queen Elizabeth II? She died. Old age was the official cause of death but there were people saying she had cancer.
>>217226335the opposite but you are just baiting and its not a laugh, its racism. and low quality spam bot posts spammed in the thread on an avatar flag, with avatar/signature aspects in every post. even "LOL"
Stop digging in your arse twin
hope you enjoyed your (you)s yank
>>217226368Gave myself pinkeye this week from doing this lmao
>>217226373Don’t reply to American posters,!don’t read yank posts. Ignore them
>>217226317you paid full price for the first bag you are timmy. a timmy that picked out 49 frozen nuggets from a bag and counted them instead of just lying to 20 companies in an email blast
Business idea: putting water into cheap plastic bottles and selling those bottles containing water for absurd profits
you are a timmy that cant get chinese pussy
>>217226383
Growing a beard but it’s thin on the cheeks. Bit grim but I’ve made my bed
>>217226403why did they make the guy brown in the drawing? is the artist a brown?
>>217226407You a Chinese
Why does leftypol love taxes so much anyway
>>217226410they are .. korean ..
>>217226081you have to be here LOL
having a read of r/Teachersmad how up their own arses they all areI think I've seen a dozen recommendations across four separate threads for the same grifter podcast on american literacy programmes in schools
>>217226412Kiwi
Don't even bother going toilet anymore Just poo myself and get on with it, much less hassle
nightshift but first we yam
>>217226447>and get on with itget on with what?
>>217226447>>217226457samefag
>>217226468Aha you caught me
>>217226457spam/flooding
Mad how this cop reckons he can tell me what to do cause of his badge. In nature I’d spark his old arse out and keep kicking his head until it pops open
if they opened Epsteins Island and legalized kiddy fucking, do you think enough people outraged by it would go quiet and go there instead?
>>217226502Do cops bother you for being maori?
Would any brits here move to the falklands if you got a job and a house?
>tfw the hymen snap
>>217226407know this feel, thankfully minoxodil exists
>>217226031>>217226356
>>217226523he doesnt though LOL timmy gon post bout hymens gen... mhmm...
he won post on the flag in peak hours. timmy wud get instabanned LOL
24 posts 1 reply. das rite
>>217226520>>217226561you dont have a soul by the way
>>217224907Wow imagine if the roles were le reversed
>>217225508
>>217226608LOL
Sir Nick Fuentes
Go to bed Quentin you freak
Marquis Tentin Quarantino of Pathologia and Chiropodis innit
>>217226707Someone’s shat on it.
>>217226633Need the groyps to save this shithole
>An even more extreme reaction to his inheritance was adopted by Niklas Frank, the son of Hans Frank, Hitler’s lawyer and the governor of occupied central Poland during the Holocaust. Frank senior was hanged at Nuremberg in October 1946, and Niklas, now in his 86th year, has adopted an attitude of extreme loathing towards the father he barely knew. As a gesture of his contempt, he used to masturbate over his father’s picture on the anniversary of his execution every year.the fuck
how was your weekend briti
>>217226741jannies hate it if you say this is a certain vice president's brother-in-law
>>217226747sickening
>>217226738Real Same with us
https://korea-dpr.com/we meet here when /brit/ goes down
>>217226750prefer not to say
>>217226844Ain't clicking that shi
im gay for pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jduMRiYJ20chmm
https://wikifeet.com/Eva_Braun
Imagine being a wife guy
>>217226996wonder if adolf ever sucked those toes
>>217226996https://men.wikifeet.com/Bradley_Walsh
>>217227028only for a fat husband dude who doesn't need to always be on top
ssssssssssssssssssssssllurp
Oh, yeahSeum, soum, yeah, macarronYeah, macarron, noChacarron, macarronChacarron, macarronIhni binni dimi diniwiny anytimeIhni binni dimi dini one more timeOr ihni binni diniwiny anytimeOh, Ihni binni dini one more timeChacarron, macarron, nini nini ronChacarron, macarron, nini nini ronShakaroni, makaroni, nini nini ronChacarron, macarron, nini nini ron
>>217227081This post has no place on /brit/
ahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S29ECoVRuUo
>>217227092Hibaroo roo reel ree roo riga rye, el uale eyo ey liga dieUale el oh aye riga rye, reggy roo eh el eh riggy de rye
Funny how yanks say indians need to poo in loo when they shart in mart
>>217227107me bottom right
Facebook reels is just coomer bait or jeets fucking around with snakes and somehow not getting bitten.
>>217227183instaGODS have the best short form content.
>>217227081lel
Will be taking my own life soon, either via carbon monoxide poisoning or hanging
>>217227199Jesus can save you. Please don't
>>217227199don't do that <3
Reckon it's wank night.
>>217227199Get fresh air lad and have some Greggs
>>217227199i care you
>>217227199
Need him bitten and invenomated pronto. THAT would make for an entertaining reel.
Might go to Yellowstone national park and jump in one of the gysers
catberg's curled up next to me on the settee x
Im in the empire business
>>217227307
God what a boring, annoying, pretentious nightmare of a thread.
>>217227423Problem
>>217227464Yes it is
>>217227495It's terrible in here at all hours of the day
>>217227423Because you north american cunts are in it
Love womens fashion me. Pretty dresses and all that. It's actually very heterosexual, when you think about it.
night benders
australians walk around barefoot everywhere
insides feel diseased
>>217227949ktim
>>217227883Aussies showing their inner jeet
fucked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs...
lost the silicone tip off an earphone in my ear hole in 2019. never got it back out.
>>217228125Maybe a buh use it for a condom... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Figured something out. When you drink and drink or consume more and more drugs trying to break through into something, what you're breaking into is psych hell and it can be broken into and then seal itself shut by some muddy cgi mechanism so you're stuck there.
>>217227883not true, paved surfaces get so hot they burn your feet, and the grass has bindis in it
i could beat my cat in a fight easily
morning coffee with emma watson
um hello?
umm
Feeling xenophobic and resentful
>A female student police officer has been permanently barred from serving in any UK police force after making an "unwanted sexual approach" towards a senior male colleague, telling him: "You know you want to.">Brogan Canning touched the man's leg and attempted to kiss him during a night out, leaving him feeling "angry and embarrassed." Despite his rejection of her advances, she later asked him directly: "Do you think I'm fit?".
>>217228554Lol
grim day
lads l just want to smoke weed and wank all day
>>217228592if you will it, it is no dream
>>217228592not done that since I moved me
>>217228581If it's a drizzle that's lovely weather. How often does it really piss down over there
this nigga got Deus Vult tatted on his face lma
Had the most dire hangover in a while. Just isn't worth drinking a lot anymore. Think I'll stick to a couple of pints
wake up im lonely
>>217228554wowwhat a fucking wooftawoulda shagged her arse to extinction
>>217228736my wee smells of last nights curry
Gooning to my AI erotica its getting a bit cucked though
dying alone is the price i must pay for being born based and redpilled
hi
mate just sent me something from his work email and its got the little gay/trans/bipoc flag and pronouns kek he probably had to do that at gunpoint
>>217228860call him a poof
white ppl be like i should buy a van
>>217228893a rape van
my week off is overback to work for 3 weeks until i take 2 more weeks off for christmas/new years
Hate my life; want to die
>>217229122ktim
You are safe here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMr3-ShzB08
Sorry,You are not* safe here
It’s raining but I need to take my dog for a walk
Morning lads
>>217229255Alri
I AM THE PISS LORD
>>217229265>famous actor>millions of women in love with himnot really the best choice for that meme
>>217229255tell him to walk himself the lazy bastard
>>217229338Everyone loves Mads
i'll tell you one thing everyone loves
>>217229363yeah he was my one big celebrity crush
>>217229407Even straight men have a crush on Mads Mikkelsen
I'm all about spreading them booty cheeks and licking that asshole whether there be residual fecal matter on it or not.
>>217229440>>217229440
GOOD MORNING TOILMONGS RISE AND SHINE
>>217229426he's transcendent that way. straight men, straight women, gay men, gay womeneveryone has a crush on mads. and quite rightly
>>217229255take them for a walk round the flat
