Wog thighs edition
do only humans feel existential dread\
Any owls, eagles, hawks, falcons, vultures or condors in?
Early morning ninja poo
Woke up and my bed is absolutely DRENCHED in sweat it’s insane
im taking a day off from the gym today and that’s okay because i had a terrible day yesterday
>>217229532At least do some pushups
>>217229497You did a poo mid backflip that shot perfectly into the toilet all whilst sheathing your katana?
gay demon named baalzenbum
10k steps/day month incoming
>>217229493i need her there's no one else like her
>>217229536pushups don’t do anything though
>>217229517are you sure it's sweat
>>217229570Yeah I am
>>217229563/brit/posting does moretrvthnvke
get the ides of march bewared
>>217229592hopefully it's just from the heat being on too high then and not a fever x
who up bewaring they ides of march
>>217229604ever heard of too many blankets x
>>217229615oh yeah that too although i'd figure you'd kick them off in your sleep i'm just jealous because i wish i could crank up the thermostat
I know basically every willy related word
a whole entire year has almost gone by and I’ve done nothing all year…
>>217229630i believe you
excuse me please don't say wog it's offensive to my ethncity
I need to start jelqing or I will be a virgin forever
>>217229648it's okay we have mads
>>217229604Mental how fevers are so ubiquitous in media and in general yet I can probably count on one ballsack the amount of times I've had a fever in real life.
>>217229648I wrote down like 20 goals in january and I've achieved 2 lol
>>217229681goal 1: write down goalsgoal 2: cross off one goal
Not a big fan of women going bra-less in the library and distracting me from my work with their jiggling chebs and pointy nipples
>>217229676i had a fever for a few days a couple of weeks ago and it was really awful. it wasn't even super high but i felt really weird and terrible and like i was a bit mental i think what you're talking about is a holdover from the times before antibiotics and tylenol etc. and fevers can be dangerous for babies
>>217229363>Everybody loves MadsUnfortunately for the rest of us he's taken
haven't been in to the local town in 6 months
>>217229728I don't know what tylenol is. But in tv shows, films etc growing up people were always worried about fevers. When I was sick people would touch my forehead. People are worried about fevers.But I think I've had one, maybe two in 3 decades that I can remember.
>tfw slurping the remaining soy sauce/vinegar after finishing my dumplings
>>217229750racist
Just had a great wank
german dumpsters be like "ich bin"yeah i sure hope you are
>>217229761Why are ausposts just so much better than the regular mongs in here?
>>217229777your boyfriend visiting?
i call my poos dumplings btw
Mogged
>>217229754paracetamolyou're very lucky to have had so few fevers, they're not nice at all
>>217229744one of the things i like about him is that he's been married to the same wife since before he got famous. he seems pretty down to earth
glueing these to nearby bridges and cliff faces
>Three-time Ballon d'Or winner Bonmati breaks leg in training
one must sacrifice
the toilfus suspension has gone in her volvo so I've offered to do all the driving until it's fixed like a gentleman
>>217229563How so
>>217229890Wish I was a woman and people just did things for me for free
>>217229852>BonmatiShe's cute
>>217229909you could also just be a normal man and have mates
he burned WOODin a STOVEThat animal
Latinas
prison architectbanger of a game must be saidsad they're making some woke pozzed 3d prison architect 2 and completely killed updates of the OG
noooo sleep for me tonight
any ruined their life with inaction man in
>>217229940
>>217229940*Raises paw*
Yanks pinging everyone in global servers saying Happy Thanksgiving. No one gives a shit about this holiday outside your own shit country
If my mum is working from home today I will fuckinh crash out
>>217229940yep, cursed to be smart but lazy
>>217229970frfr
>>217229969Would invert your nose if you said that shite in earshot
going to watch zootopia 2 at the cinema tomorrow
reading about astronomy and came across this quote by ingmar bergman>"The hour of the wolf is the hour between night and dawn. It's the hour when most people die, when sleep is deepest, when nightmares are most real. It is the hour when the sleepless is haunted by their most severe anxiety, when ghosts and demons are most powerful. The hour of the wolf is also the hour when most children are born."
>>217229940*raises talon*
>>217229970maybe you should get a job outside of your home then
>>217230014terror twilight
>>217229940fucked it
>>217229940arsed it all up so i have
>>217230024I can’t
>>217230059how about getting just a job then
>>217230059some sort of made up mental spacker illness is it?
>>217229940ktim
>>217230071I literally just said I can’t>>217230073Social anxiety
>>217229563tell that to all the prisoners who got jacked doing them nigga
>>217230103people like you should just be killed really. you'd be more useful as fertiliser
>>217230014Nah, when I'm awake at 5AM I'm usually just knackered
>>217230103oh grow up, you’re a man you don’t have social anxiety you just don’t want to fail infront of people
>>217230141:(
just woke up in a fucking steamy mood yeah
>>217230103imagine how disappointed your mother is. she's probably off to work this morning where her colleagues will be chatting about their normal successful children who dont bring them any shame while she knows she has a pathetic loser like you whom she probably secretly hates.
>>217230006Like to see you try you fat cunt
>>217230195is the place you live a fucking shithole?
A russian girl wouldnt care that im norwood 3
>>217230195dont talk to me until i've had my pint of coffee
>>217230103>Social anxietyLiterally just make like a pair of curtains and pull yourself together"I just can't" makes it sound like you can't step foot in an office without spontaneously combusting or something. You were obviously able to get the job in the first place so it can't be that fucking bad.
andjew tate is a filthy fucking nigger
>>217230014sounds like a poof
>>217230196I’ll just kill myself then
How many people do you know who have emigrated out of Britain?
the toil freaks do be going to toil
>>217230219Sydney is full of dickheads, I hate the place
>>217230260move to perth and live your dream in wa
bit weird how /brit/ never talks about lauren alexis
Genuinely don't even care about the Russian escort any more. Hope she gets AIDS ngl
>>217230277Perth is full of black cunts now too. Country is infested with untermensch
>>217230309troll feet
>>217230309munter
caberg sees some prey
>>217230313why don't you find a nice British escort to fawn over? Slavic women are the most evil, materialistic foods on the planet
>>217230323I'm a footchad myself but when the ass is Lauren Alexis-level the feet become irrelevant.
>>217230309ah yes vapid e-thot no. 632463, I'm sure there's lots to discuss there
you will never catch me simping for a hoe
>>217230037Justice4girlfarts&poos #sexism #misogyny #poo #farts
i'm english and scottish
>>217230241> You were obviously able to get the job in the first place so it can't be that fucking bad.I don’t have a job
190 and EW eloping because 190 can't be seen with a trannerFrolicking over the hills of South Wales towards their new life
>>217230374Your flag suggests you're American.
>>217230358that's as maybe, but she's infinitely superior to those freaks that get spammed here all the time
>>217230388i'm hella american
>>217230386blow ya whole shit smoove off
>You walk in and find me watching The Inbetweeners with your sister What do?
i reckon you could rape empathchan and get away with it because she'd love it, and even if you didn't get away with it normies would still consider you a hero
>>217230309damn i bet she shits from that ass
>>217230251i dont know people
Dont see much biomass posting anymore
browsing europa.com
got my weird little balls out
GMB currently debating if the king should pay more tax
>>217230428who
flapping my wings and squawking
>>217230458racist irish egirl who does blackface on twitter
women cant be racist
>>217230447wtf is that
>>217230447you are a stupid bitch
>oddsgo to greggs and have the cute mixed asian girl make me a breakfast baguette>evensmake scrambled eggs on toast>dubsmaccies sausage mcmuffer
>>217230342I have.
>>217230472they can if they're super autistic
>>217230489corrr gwaan lad. get that slop shovelled down your gullet
>>217230339He glowing
had horseradish with my roast yesterday and I can still kinda taste it in my mouth even now
>>217230374>i'm english and scottishAmericans never say "I'm British" they say things like this, it's wrong. Just say you're British
all the white girls at toil are slowly turning lowkey racist thanks to the influx of incompetent blacks joining the jobit's kinda hot ngl
>>217230555coffee spastics need their heads kicked in
Need to die deep in a Venezuelan jungle for the drvmpfenreich
>>217230555same but it's seaside mark making an instant coffee
>Onlyfans whore BUT SHE'S RACIST :O
>>217230555all that effort for like one good gulp of covfefe
another day
do believe that arms and hands evolved the way it did so we could pet animals the best, can’t even fathom another reason
>>217230612everyday we above ground a great day my pal who is no longer with us used to say that all the time
>>217230487fuck you bloody
>>217230555
>>217230626sounds quite stupid from a dead man
>>217230489giwtwm
I used to be so bald that I couldn't go out without a comb over. Now, I can comfortably part my hair both sides in the front like I'm bloody Eric from Boy Meet's World. 4chan lied to me about Fin/Dut.
>>217230555Love coffee, on the instant nespresso packs today because I ran out of dolce gusto pods. Need to buy a proper respectable coffee machine over christmas
Lads where's seasidemark? When's he going to upload again?
Coffee mong loves his coffee
>Love coffee, on the instant nespresso packs today because I ran out of dolce gusto pods. Need to buy a proper respectable coffee machine over christmas
>>217230666he's probably in the psych ward with the DTssharing a room with tim
>>217230661get yourself one of these. never looked back.faster to grind and pour than it takes to boil a kettlehas a water spout for americanoslove it
>>217230666Fuck off back to britfeel Adam, thanks
>get yourself one of these. never looked back.>faster to grind and pour than it takes to boil a kettle>has a water spout for americanos>love it
>Instant coffee Why do Americans seem to be the only people with coffee makers?
isn't it weird that you go outside and theres literally tens of thousands of people just outside working real jobs and stuff
>>217230690when i lived at my parents i kept a £10 asda filter machine in my bedroom so i didn't need to go downstairs for a new cup
>>217230700they do it for the love of the game
>>217230689i will not concede, the reddit opinions on coffee are v60, airpress etc.
>>217230656Fr?
>>217230690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZvPK3zOsQk
mumberg won't stop harassing me for Christmas present ideas
>>217230661got an aeropress but thinkin of getting one of those breville espresso machines
Got a moka pot me, it just werks
don't even speak to me unless you have at least a £300+ coffee bean grinder
>got a warning for posting a guardian articleState of it
>>217230742tell that skank you wont nothing and you fucking hate her for bringing you into this cruel world and she didn't even bring you up properly making sure you get the correct nutrients/vitamis etc... she just gave you microwaved meals daft fucking cunt fuck her
>>217230761doubt that anyone is speaking to you
>>217230761>£300 grinder>no beans in it:skull:
Coffee mongs really pay 300£ for a bean crusher
>>217230761I pay yo momma £100 to come crush my beans
Imagine paying that much for a grinder just to set it at 5
>>217230761are you the meater fag?
>>217230772actually mumberg is a great cook and wouldn't dare serve a microwave meal
>>217230677how do you clean the internal components?
Blud set it at 5 :skull: :skull: :skull:
>>217230792I'll crush your beans in a minute if you don't wind your neck in, Frenchy
just use a pod machine meif I want something nicer I'll head to one of my many local cafs
>>217230814I had to Google what that was. No I'm not the meater fag
>>217230779lool
>>217230818you can buy powders and liquids. the portafilter has a sort of rubber gasket/blocker in it so when you pour while it's in, the cleaning liquid goes back into the machine.vinegar is good too if you have hard water, you don't need to do it that often. it comes with little picks for the inside of the steam wand, and you can attach a water filter as well.
parents never even owned a microwaveI was raised upper middle class you see
how do people cope with complicated coffee apparatuses first thing in the morning before you've had your coffeei can do drip filter or bodum and that's it. nearly lost my mind when i lived with someone who had to have the beans ground fresh every morning
Rorke obsessively grinding his own coffee Leftypol opting for a Starbucks mocha iced strawberry latte (almond milk) (extra sugar) (fairtrade)
last smiling friends episode was brutal for baldies
>>217230814thats a more useful bit of kit then a coffee grinder imo.
Have the Brits finally come around to coffee? Always felt the tea thing was a bit brown of them...
>>217230867So you put hot food onto cold plate?
>>217230873you push the thing in and it grindsyou push it in the other bit, press a button and you have coffee in 30 seconds
>>217230873literally pour beans in hopper and press button, where's the complication
>>217229777WitnessedDigits confirm the wank was indeed great
>>217230893fuck is you talm bout
for me it’s still instant coffee with a dash of milk
>>217230884only women drink coffee they love carrying about large cups of coffee from starbucks and shit they see it as a fashion accessory
Atomic Mail is down
need a genuine business idea to free myself from wage cuckery
>>217230909Hot food will cool rapidly on a cold plateSo I put the plate in the microwave for a minute before serviceMy question to you was how this was avoided without a miçro wavé
>>217230931flavour sachets for mashed potatoes, chips, roast potatoes that mimic the flavours of popular crisp brands
>>217230912in america the women carry around large cups of water and ice, it's seen as a status symbol
>>217230931velcro shirts for the businessman with no time to spare
>>217230895spilling the beans, spilling the grounds, the noiseidl i'm not a morning person. too many steps for my adhd
>>217230941ever heard of ovens?
>>217230941>he doesn't have an Aga with a warming oven he can put plates inngmi
>>217230950the beans are in the hopperthe grounds are as likely to be spilled as filter coffeethe noise jolts your nervous system into waking upit's adhd friendly
>>217230931business idea
starbucks delivery is a godsend sometimes tbqh
Had a business idea, me. Simple.Donuts and coffee in a little food trailer on the side of the road. That's it. Just donuts and coffee. How can something like that fail?
>>217230958>>217230964Please dont bully me for being poor.
gonna send my future kids to those outdoor forest nurseries/schools so they don't become weirdo shut-ins like me
>>217230977I hate millennials.
certainly not every american i've met is stupid, but every american i've encountered in /brit/ is stupid
>>217230989I'm just not gonna have kids since they're guaranteed to become weirdo shutins with me as their father
>>217230974maybe someday i'll achieve it
>>217230931anonymous mail box for people who are too scared to order drugs to their own address
Mong flatmate microwaves his cereal in the morning
>>217230931neckties that double as a noose in case you need to do a quick suicide
10 posts / 3 (you)sOff my game today
>>217231039>when you get repeat business
amended mac n cheese ultra-lye for tea
all these business ideas are shit thanks for NOTHING
slept like utter shit and any time i did sleep i had mental dreams
>>217230989i would absolutely do that if we had more of them here
>>217230977>£9 an hour
im sick lads. got the illness x
>>217231089could go there now and give a review but i wont x
>>217231089bro looks like that painfully unfunny beardy comedian from 8 out of 10 cats
>a supplement called collagen
>>21723104611 (You)s for me, mostly from posting the bean grinder
>>217231089i refuse to believe that isn't a biological woman
off to bed
Any business idea should be banking on the fact things will get much worse. Think: food, water, affordable shelter, AI girlfriend matchmaker. Things like starting your own little cleaning business can still be lucrative but you'll have to compete with the local wog syndicates
business idea: things getting worse insurance
>>217231089So if I start drinking mushroom powders I can look like this??
tried hoarding toilet paper during covid already. didn't make a dime
>>217231159think that might be all the collagen he's been swigging
bbro am i trippin stranger things s5 has been ass so far why is its imdb rating so high literally nothing happened apart from the last few minutes
hiccups and farts
>>217231174Isn't collegian meant to be good for your skin not leave it looking like tired leather?
>>217231178why did you watch past s1
todays eats>prawn and chicken sushi breakfast>seaweed and tofu sushi lunch>tuna on toast dinner
>>217231178>literally nothing happened apart from the last few minutesme with long term memory loss
ahaha this is way funnier than del falling through the bar
Please someone give me a job please
>>217231190theres mixed evidence about collagen supplements (i haven't looked at the image you're referring to)
Shroom chocolate should arrive tomorrow de lads
Does anyone know why there Welsh flags on lampposts outside Crewe train station??
>>217231223your job is to tongue my hairy pooey arsehole
Been wanting to try this for years but now I'll never get to because the brewery, Wychwood, went under.
>>217231211>>217231250Weak writing, poorly performed
>>217231245probably wrexham fans. big rivalry with crewe
added some milk to my veloute sauce
>>217231188>>217231205Bet you smell like a big walking salmon
>>217231261wait what? How come I can still get cans of hobgoblin in sainos then
>>217231245Cheshire is Welsh clay
>>217231261fucking what
>>217231293They sold that brand off
>>217231309fucking screaming at that shirt
>>217231309Hobgoblin isn't so good that it deserved to be this arrogant
I'm fucking ruined lads, this isn't funny
>>217231338it was when i wast 17 and that kind of thing was new>>217231318got one as a present independent of the joke and i love it
>>217231363why did she hug the towel boy
>During a meeting at the 2010 G-20 Toronto summit, Prime Minister David Cameron and President Barack Obama gave each other bottles of beer from their respective home towns/cities, with Cameron presenting Obama with twelve bottles of Hobgoblin, which is brewed in his Witney constituency.
>>217231363that's sexual harassment
>The brand is currently owned by Carlsberg Britvic
>>217231318
>>217231385sometimes a woman needs a hug from a handsome lad
afraid i'll taste hobgoblin
>>217231406>>217231399holling
I had the worst day ever yesterday I was supposed to go from Stafford to Tamworth on the train but I got on the wrong one by accident and it was a non stop to London euston honestly felt like crying
>>217231089this one of them ftm troons?
>>217231289naught wrong with that lad
Cor
>>217231385she just got fucking destroyed 0-6 and needed male touch
Glp-1 drugs are the most consequential invention since the smartphone
>I had the worst day ever yesterday I was supposed to go from Stafford to Tamworth on the train but I got on the wrong one by accident and it was a non stop to London euston honestly felt like crying
>watch northern nonce hunting>always a mentally disabled blob man>watch london nonce hunting>always a paki
>>217231447still don't know what they do
>>217231438this is literally me
>>217231460mental how nonce hunters tend to be nonces themselves
>>217231447why did they zoom in on her hand?
listening to some australian bimbo lick and kiss ear microphones
>>217231467why don't you look it up then, or better yet glean it from the very obvious context of that post, rather than proudly proclaiming ignorance, as seems to be a pastime for your sort?
>>217231467appetite suppressant
mornin shift but first we yam
>i'm thick as fucking pigshit me and proud of it
>>217231502lame gimmick
only one joint left :(
Why the Star Trek Reboot Films Are Underrated
>>217231399Carlsberg is one of the few respectable brewing companies. They basically invented the modern lager production process. If you're drinking any sort of lager, you're essentially either drinking Carlsberg or off-brand Carlsberg.They're also effectively controlled by the Royal Danish Academy of Sciences and their profits go to food science research instead of any sort of shareholders. Half the basic food related science methodology was invented by them like methods for measuring protein content of food or the fucking pH scale.
>>217231476Just like police and judges
the things i'm allowed to post on other boards get me instant 3 days herewhy are you brits under such heavy surveillance
i think english is the best language because it has by far the most wordsend of
>>217231543OK but having the entire lager market turned into just slightly different variations of Carlsberg isn't a good thing
is this african food gimmick heathermong's latest autismo obsession?
the willy the cock
>>217231570Fuck english
>>217231543Carlsberg were the first brand in the UK to water down their flagship beer to 3.4% to pay less duty. Pathetic cowards.
>>217231584mad how if we collectively ignored him he would have killed himself months ago
never in my 24 years have I ever felt the urge to drink alcohol I’m not a slave you see and I care about what I put in my body
>>217231406topkek
>>217231621mad how you think that
New>>217231625
>>217231629*hits vape*amen zoomerbro
>>217231629>24oh.. oh mya very young man aren't youi bet your arse is nice and suppple
>>217231543the most dogshit carlsberg i ever had was in the cafe of a theatre/museum in copenhagen how do they fuck it up so close
>>217231406>That's real BritainSays literal jew
I get pissed most weekends and can still squat 4 plates for 15 reps and send a 40kcal assault bike sprint in 30 seconds because I'm not a fucking fanny
>>217229440Omfg those big, beautiful thighs. Worthy of a tall & strong volleyball girl.
>>217229489Are you a fucking Alien or something?
