Desperate slags edition
mentaly mad how the mental madness
Best rich Timmy culd do
>>217231625which one did the touching and which one got touched?
mad how old you must be to think 24 is young lol
total bonkers how the bink bang bonk binger bing bong boop blip bo be bap
>>217231657>A female student police officer has been permanently barred from serving in any UK police force after making an "unwanted sexual approach" towards a senior male colleague, telling him: "You know you want to.">Brogan Canning touched the man's leg and attempted to kiss him during a night out, leaving him feeling "angry and embarrassed." Despite his rejection of her advances, she later asked him directly: "Do you think I'm fit?".
>>217231655you said doing this was bad for your mental health, why are you relapsing
>>21723166524 is unc status fr
>>217231665and yes anyway show us pictures of your arse and cock if you would please
>>217231671then why is there 2 women on there screenshot?
most of us here are in our mid 30s
>>217231694It's the same woman, bro
I feel old irl at 25 but coming to /brit/ with you milennial uncs who totally arsed your lives up makes me feel young
>>217231583>turned intoThere wasn't much of a lager market before. They created it. I'm talking late 19th / early 20th century here. The yeast used in industrial lager production was even called Saccharomyces carlsbergensis until biologists got upset about a species having a company (which isolated and shared it with the industry) in its name and changed it.
if you don't believe in free will you might as well kill yourself to prevent yourself from doing anything bad
christmas is coming so ill have to see that cunt james wade on tv again hope someone throws a dart right through his bastard skull
>>217231709that's two different women. they look nothing alike
no matter how old you get, the craving for teen pussy never goes away
>>217231726not for me to decide is it
Actually mental how many lager boys we apparently have posting here
why aren't you at work
>>217231736can't be thinking this out loud lad it's an illegal thought
>>217231727he was a twat for doing this
>>217231761civil servant innistart at 10 from home and nowt to do anyway
>>217231714glad to help m8
>>217231770when did they raise the age of consent to 20?
>>217231761putting off my tasks until the last minute aren't i
>>217231733Welcome to makeup
>>217231761WFH master race here
shriek poobius
>>217231761i am
started using Just for Men a few months ago and it's great stuff. ama
>>217231701There’s no way. it’s just a loud minority
>>217231761got to have a shave first
>>217231820alri granddad
>>217231820what happens if a woman uses it
>>217231741what if your only choice was to live or die but all else was up to fate
>>217231761I don’t have a job because of my social anxiety it’s horrible
>>217231820how big is your willy
i'm a 36 year old who looks 17
>>217231842
bursting for a jobbert
>at least two work nights out in the same week>one of them at an absynth bar>the other an intimate 4 person meeting i can't back outget me back on the dole
brit windy out
>>217231671>have girl try and kiss you>get angry and embarrassedso he's gay right?
>>217231761shift starts at 12:15
Yes, grey hair is a failo. Lot of women gas up guys into not dyeing their grey hair, but they themselves get their hair dyed by experts, so that tells you what they want. Same women tell you they want dadbods but lust after leanmaxed dudes. Don’t fall for it.
>>217231898Work Christmas dos are an amazing opportunity for fanny, women are inexplicably and weirdly up for it
sharnt be doing work today. not feeling well you see x
dark as fuck outside. might have to put the lights back on
>>217231842It’s like a yorkie, no girls allowed
The psilocybin in my bloodstream when it finds the vaccine MRNA strands
>>217231948I guess it's cause the year is basically over so they're thinking fuck it might as well shag anyone at this point
I don't care if Monday's pooTuesday's wank and Wednesday's pooThursday, I don't care about pooIt's Friday, I'm in pooMonday you can fall a fart Tuesday, Wednesday break my shartOh, Thursday doesn't even fartIt's Friday, I'm in poo
>>217231952dark out is it?
If a people refuse to fight, they do not eradicate wars, but only themselves
coming here is not much different from going on twitter or tik tok
>>217231989this just looks silly really. walking around with an arse like IR Babboon
>>217231988they've been shagging tinder chads all year mate
another day wanking from home
>>217231988Exactly, it lush. Got my eyes on a few of the office slags this year.
Oh that’s my youngest son James, he’s 23. Oh what does he do? Oh well right now he doesn’t have a job no.This is what my mum has to say a lot
Irish nurses looking after the fatherless lightskin cronem
jeremy vile
>>217231948i don't need that but i had my arse touched by a senior at one two years agothey always invite the personal assistants to them and they end up going mental, all rules are chucked outbut we have like big bosses coming and it's potentially career building
fucking dadberg phoning me waking me up from my lovely lie in to get a delivery he decided to only tell me about now
>>217232059future footballers and rappers
making pancakes xD
>>217232072are you polish?
/fr/ is a dead general brit bros...
my dick when it enters em nought
>>217232098no, this is /brit/i'm only in polandforever
>>217232117You have only a deeper death to find hereGo out and live
doing a think
>>217232124what are you doing in that slav shithole?
>>217231908>don't let drunk hoe ruin your life with rape allegations>lmao u ghey
>>217232138i live here, have a job, flat, wife, and by the summer, a childmoved during covid
breakfast so we yam
ruth negga
>>217232162That’s cap
keep randomly getting range bannned from posting images for like half an hour then can post them againdumb jan man
innocence has been taken now face reality as it is
>>217232162shame you didn't realise that poles aren't white before you ventured out there
>>217232033this is not the reality lad. Despite what you read on the internet the average woman is not getting railed by "Chad" weekly. Most of my female colleagues, attractive ones at that, all complain about struggling to find men
>>217232187don't know which bit you don't believe but i've posted my id here before>>217232194didn't have much of a choice in the matter, it's for my greater good.
the big 27 looms
>>217232207No I know you live there but the rest of it is cap
Vape ran out its so fucking over
i fight this battle all aloneno one to cry tono place to call home
>>217232243Time to quit that muck
>>217232040my moneys on either the half Suisse girl I gently flirt with or the bookish qt that I caught staring at me more than once
>>217232207you could have had a real white wife and kids instead of ersatz polish versions. you folded too early.
>>217232243you'll have to start sucking something else
my gift of self is rapedmy privacy is rapedand yet i find repeating in my headif i can't be my owni'd feel better dead
rain almost all this week omds
kottberg
>>217232257Which one you’ll be wanking over that evening as you go home alone Rorke yeah?
>>217232244Nutshell more like nut's hell
>>217232230great grandad on my wifes' side owned the flat in the 30s, stolen by the commies and then had to evict anarchists in the early 2000sthe place is in our name, i share the block with family, ukranians, and a vietnamese familythis is my child, everything is a fact
need some proper oomph this morning
>>217232298bro you're projecting so much you could open an independent cinema
>>217232220SHUT UP
>>217232326>1994Lol
this bloke just posted a pic of an ultrasound
>>217232355trading unc status for da status
>>217232378So your child is 29??
I had a neighbour who married a Polish woman and had a kid with her. You could tell was a seasoned slut. She frequently invited male Indian colleagues to their house. The poor husband had to endure visits from his wife's pajeet mates. You could see the look of sadness and defeat in the his eyes, but it was too late for him to change course.
>>217232394thats the mothers dob you fucking imbecile
>>217232323No better than you am I? cue
>>217232355Is this his wife's dob?Bro married a reformed Polish roastie Many such cases >>217232401
>>217232394why would a foetus have a date of birth, name, and surname?
>>217232401>>/x/At least make them black if you want people to believe this nonsense
>>217232326>i share the block with family, ukranians, and a vietnamese familyso you could be living in the uk then
eastern european women are all cold
>>217232416Ok I didn’t know I thought it was date when the scan was taken>>217232433How old are you then
>>217232446we wouldn't own any of it if we were in the uk
just heard a theory that pajeets get themselves hit by trains on purpose because it's a hindu spiritual practice
Matthew Rhys American accent is insane I forgot he was welsh
>>21723246831
cant wait to have a poo later x
>>217232435Polish women in the UK pre-Brexit were very fond and affectionate towards Indian men, often dating and marrying them. I saw countless, fairly attractive slav/Polish women with hideous, short, fresh-off-the-boat Indian men. I don't see this anymore since younger Poles stopped coming after Brexit.
i'm virgin
>>217232488Were you ever a freak loser?
>>217232488bro, how daft were you to marry a used-up slavoid roastie lmao
>>217232055mine used to tell people I was "good with computers", whatever that means. I don't know anything about computers
only rorke could get riled up over a disabled childwhat is wrong with himhttps://x.com/OldNormality/status/1994788221151064374
It's over brit bros.
might move to Poland
adam spending his monday morning wanking over disabled children on twitter. very strange person
>>217232586get yersel to latvia
Done im
Really make me think brit bros..
>>217232263Chance would be a fine thing
>>217232542that's not how it works in real life, she never had a relationship before and we've been together for 8 years. i've seen physical evidence of the fact that i was her first partner.all your jaded cynicism doesn't work, there's something deeply wrong with you if you can't conceive of a reality where people are happythe goal posts are moving from "not true, didn't happen" to "happened, but matches my negative worldview"
Brit moment
why we all seething over this lad being happy and having a family lol
>>217232582and jewish chameleons say that women should be like the one on the leftmeanwhile jews are having more children than muslim women
Imagine the fart stench. Pooey gross!
>>217232636why are you even bothering with these bitter incel freaks? just let them wallow in their pathetic misery. their lives are dog shit, yours isnt. you win.
I can't wait brit bros...
didnt know they made me into a video game item haha!!!
>>217232617
>>217232617Supporting the IRA while wearing a shirt sponsored by Sky, which is owned by Rupert Murdoch, whose media companies have been supporting the DUP in Northern Ireland Smart woman
often I will say to myself outloud "I'm just insane, I'm the most insane person to have ever lived"
Anotha banger brit bros
>>217232690hahaah ktim ktim
>>217232620that fran fight on saturday was better than that
I can't believe Kelsi is pregnant again brit zob
>>217232670The rotten bastard still does scenes as a married man
>>217232646/brit/ is inhabited by miserable, freakish incels who've arsed their lives up so badly it makes them boil with rage seeing someone being happy
>>217232668i think it's fair to at least offer some form of denial.but yeah there are people who will pick apart others regardless. people prefer to think of misery in others over anything else.i'd much rather be posting drivel here likewelsh lawyers be like>i'm writng an affidavytt
>>217232721that's her third one ain't it?
>>217232636oxytocin caused you to dilute your genes
>>217232725is that miss philips brit bro ?
need a barista gf who i initially dismissed as just being friendly to me because it's her job but then it turns out she actually was interested in me
2 minute silence for EW starting in 20 minutes. No posts in that time.
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Fifth Gear Recharged on Quest on my TV via puck in home ...
Ai is trash brit bro.
just like my japanese animes
Anon thought that Polish Zofia was as purely European as a native British woman
aaand £1204 in bills left my accountfeels like a punch in the gut
>>217232725so does "his" "wife"
>>217232800this but a waitress
>>217232814he dead?
On the megabonk toil
can you shut up
High IQ right here brit zob !
>>217232837that’s a lot of money wasted on bills
this the same french mong that was shitting the thread up a few weeks ago?
watch for lil pawel's mongolian blue splodges
>>217232869he is supposedly the /fr/ schizo who ruined their general, so yes i would assume so
goodbye old painti'm leaving cheyenne
>>217232854timmy's loud and emotional latina crushes
>>217232869He got bored of spamming/fr/. Do not interact with him.
>>217231908women are not supposed to make the first move. I bet he felt like a fag
>>217232865aye although that includes my £960 mortgage
Getting a capon for Christmas this year, can't be arsed with a turkey
>>217232836the brits have levantine admixture from the sea peoples and the destruction of troy this is quite clearly seen in many welsh people who tend towards swarthiness and was even documented by learned scholars such as saint bede
feel sorry for my desk chair
ive decided to become evil
>>217232817what happened to his cheek?
>>217232909mine is all wobbly and im convinced will kill me soon
*slithers out of a crack in the gutter*good morning i hate women
>>217232870tik tok heathermong times running out for you to start a family
what health emergency did timmy suffer to leave him in this way?
>tik tok
i don't like the french people in ffxiv because they always talk in french. the germans don't do that, they speak english like everyone else because they're polite
how long until the AI bubble pops?need to liquidate my £60k in stocks and use that as a deposit for a property before then
goffee time
Who was in the wrong here brit bros ?
>>217232893More like /fr/ general is over brit zob
>>217232958Fr*nchoids don't know English
>>217232966Thursday, just asked are Jensen x
I've never once cum. my balls are full of the holy juice i was born with. my orbs are radient
Look maxing is legit brit zeub ?
>>217232999cheersselling momentarily
>>217233012Not even a single wet dream? How big are they?...may I see?
Brit bros miss Rae lil black converted to islamhttps://www.tiktok.com/@nurayistiqbal_official/video/7572888173487852821
>>217233012the cum isn't actually stored in the balls
>>217232966Grok says it won't burst and isn't a bubble.
>>217233051doing it for clout
brit be like " don't speak with the french " with a french flag
thinking about calling in sick to workive had an ingrown hair in my groin and its badly infectedin pain and can hardly move
>>217233084prove it
not had bud in years, moved to a tiny town and lost contact with people. no idea how to even give it a little go anymore me
>>217232966It will never burst it's only up from here. Buy Nvidia stocks right now quick quick quick PLEASE QUICK I NEED TO DIVEST
>>217233072What do you mean by that brit bro ?
catberg's mostly light grey but he's white around his feet so it looks like he's wearing socks x
>>217233108post his sockswas worried stray catberg died in the snow but she only went and turned up at our agreed meeting spot yesterday
>>217233108Pics or he's a tabby mutt
i am literally scared of working
someone get mousey on the phone. need him to sort this.
>>217233123ktim
>>217233108haha he thinks he's people. what's he like?
i am literally scared of woking
>>217233124yeah, another schizo mong shitting the place up. that'd be mint that
>>217233123rightly so
Go worke go brorke
just went to the pub quiz, quiz master was having microphone troubles and I kept yelling out 'speak up' and sending him into a spaz. good entertainment, won a free jug of beer
RIP EW taken too soon x
ok 2 minute silence time
“hey men” and they are pigs ToT
>>217233051>>217233072What brit think of that ?
>>217232966The bubble thing is a bit overblown IMO. A lot of AI hype is total bullshit but when you factor in the loss in USD value in the last 12 months overvaluations aren't anywhere near as big as they seem.
>>217233175thank you for your time. RIP are Queen x
Defecating at this present time.
>>217233181Rae lil black said indonesian are coomers brit bros
>>217233169EW?Had me scared lad.
>firth chose to bring himself into direct contact with bodily fluids from people that had become infected with yellow fever. He started by making incisions on his arms and smearing infected vomit into the cuts; he then proceeded to pour it onto his eyeballs.[5] He continued in his attempts to infect himself by frying the vomit and inhaling the fumes,[6] and finally, when he did not become ill, he resorted to drinking the vomit undiluted
>>217233104I like it when white yellowfevercels' dreams get shattered by clips like this
best movie to watch with the imaginary missus?
got banned from wikipedia for adding the Liberal Democrats to the list of Invertebrates
>she's having problems sleeping>suggest not staring at screens right before bed>she won't do this because she literally can't think of anything else to do with her timewhy are girls so painfully basic
What youtube mean by that brit bros ?
>>217233258wtf Colin?
>>217233099I met a guy in a pub in the little village I live in
this frog is starting to get on my wick
Jmac is the father brit bros !!!!
>>217233272me when i'm asked about my least favourite festivals
>>217233293It's off topic
does ubereats deliver to small villages?
>>217233275>it seems that whoring myself out to thousands of anonymous third worlders has some negative consequences, who could have guessed!
>>217232689Murdoch hasn’t owned Sky for years you mong
>>217233306timmy buying pang pang her lunch
>>217233300future rapper/sportstar
>>217233334oh my days
>>217233334
nigga replied to himself twice
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Stink
>>217233399where?
>>217233407this is what i call my bedroom
>>217233412blow ya shit smoove off
The strongest uk fighter is a irish man that let his wife being fucked by bbc news brit bro...Ian garry the impaler !
making the tip cream
WAKE ME UP INSIDEBRIT BROSI CAN'T WAKE UP
dripping pg tips
Employed Woman is still missing
>>217233491frog on
>>217233541It's so fuck dup brit bro...
>>217233450unc is cooked
>>217233472Wardley would box his head off
Me? permabanned from Hinge for no reason. Only thing i can think of is i used two phone numbers to make 2 accounts (not at the same time)
>>217233627hinge isnt for ugly incel freaks like you anyway
>>217233639oh :(
>>217233655typical Audi drivers
the luncheon
who would win in a fight between you and sir keir starmer
Sir Kebab Sharter
Does your wife know about your waifu SYdney brit bros ?
Madness...THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!GAAAUGH
just reaped what i sowed and it isn't a pretty sight
I hopeBeardMeatsFoodcollabsWithGary Eatssoon !!
its so fun growing a beard, i can twirl it while waiting for the bus and stoke it while contemplating questions
thought I'd be able to get an MOT booked no bother, still got a week until it's due, but it appears I was mistaken and so I will be driving without an MOT for a period of 4 daysit is what it is
IS THAT BRIT AIN ?!
my tech startup? i made it upto convince someonethat i'm amazing
was just about to have a wank and my brothers come home from college for a shit gr8
>>217231625
If you want my bodyAnd you think I'm sexyCome on baby tell me so
Tinder is still way better for shagging than Bumble or Hinge. Don’t get much luck on either of those two but Tinder is a bottomless pit of fanny for me. During freshers especially it’s incredible. Love living in a uni city.
>>217233788She`snotA ChinamanwomanAny more !!
i'm NOT cute!!!!
did we ever find out what it was that Scotty from Scotty Doesn't Know didn't know?
there used to be a site called city socializer, it wasn't well known, but there were a lot of young foreign european women on it looking for friends.you could only send five free messages before having to pay a monthly subscription. to circumvent this, I created dozens of accounts giving me a virtually unlimited amount of free messages. i'd send girls messages and leave them my number to text me. they could read my messages even if they weren't paid members.i must've met at least 50 girls off that site, all between the ages of 18 and 23. this was in the early 2010s.
>>217233788IMPRESSIVE BRIT BROS !
>>217233853I've never exchanged messages with a woman or been alone in a room with a woman just me and her. I'm only 32 though so there's still time for me haha I'm just a late bloomer that's all still plenty of time yeah (plenty of time)
Around 2009 and 2010, I was able to meet two virgin girls on gumtree personals. I met both of them for the first time in Camden. One was I think 18 and the other 19.
>>217233853>>217233892Things that never happened.
>>217233868She's shit but so is the entire women's division
shadilay my fellow kekistanis
black kids? yeah kill em!
Internet up until about 2013 was amazing, you had the chatrooms, gumtree and craigslist ads to meet shy women, dating apps were a lot different too; it was much easier to meet girls off them.in 2011, i could meet 1-2 girls off pof per week easy. but after about 2015 it just became impossible. overnight it became like that meme of the guy who sent a million messages on okcupid withoht ever meeting a girl irl.I'm glad I got to experience the good old days, but it's also bittersweet as it was too short lived and taken away so suddenly.
>>217233947sybau unc
>>217233853and where are they buried?
>>217233840mi scuzzi
>>217233960>>217233967>>217233968fix your cunt brit bros...
>>217233974>>217233974>>217233974
>>217233899It's all true. It was still absolutely possible for an average guy to meet women online in the late 2000s and early 2010s. Tinder ruined everything because it normalised online dating. Before Tinder, online dating was more of a niche thing.
STEAMING poo slop currently being ejected from my anus
Previous poster is a flaming homosexual, determined to post about faeces in a dead thread. Even sadder - he's also an incel, a gay who will die a virgin.
>>217231625>do you think I'm fitLMAOOOOOO
