i'll make it then shall i? edition
>>217240342Haha new making KEK
how do you feed your dopamine addiction lads?
da jooz
my name is Janet R. Poo Scrymgeour
>>217240366you're welcome lad :^)
*enters brip*
Babestation have blocked my number
>>217240372ah yes, googling galleries that display photographs of the gherkin
>>217240390nigga living on that ship from wall-e
>BUILDING BLAZE Huge fire breaks out at Glasgow block of flats
>>217240390me after the dec1 goon sesh
>>217240390Might buy these to put in my flatLeast exercise possible :)
>>217240416 just go there yourself
>>217240428nooo
>>2172403724chan, youtube, missavthe big three for me
corrr just found this
da joooz
could watch TV yk
>>217240466Too grim for wordsI don’t want to live around them
>>217240538
How do you kill yourself with benzos and alcohol
scrapping a tea spoon up my arse trying to get the last of the poo out like a empty tub of nutella
>WHO warning over shortage of obesity jabs oh no not the poor fat people
grooming insecure women from rate me threads
>>217240557when emtoo keep going after completion
>>217240574seems pretty self-explanatory
You are now limited to one post per day. Use it wisely.
>>217240557Me when I watch tv (forgot to turn it on cause I'm a dense prick).
>>217240466Sorry but what is this supposed to prove, you've went on a Jewish website and found a bunch of jewish anti-racist organisations and this is supposed to prove they run the world?
>>217240390
what oatmeal brands do brits and aussies eatyou dont have quakers there right?
>>217240585what a shame. prices are going to have to go up!
>>217240608Tesco own brand, or flannigans irish organic if im on a health kick
>>217240585int that just Ozempic?
something about these vpn people manall got a folder of bonkers shit at their fingertips
>>217240604why is everything phallic
>>217240592poo
>>217240590Yeah but how many benzos do you need
sometimes i say /brit/ posts i want to make out loud to myself because i'm unwilling to actually post it lest i incur the janny's wrath, naturally it's usually very racist stuff
jews made my coffee cold
Sir Bradley Walsh
>>217240667Get your mind off stiff cocks you raging paedo
Is it Jew stuff all night then?Just wondering if I should read my book instead
>>217240665Wow you've found a singular (1) left wing Jewish rabbi, you've got me rorke
>>217240722how many more pics are you going to spam
>SAS ‘shot toddlers in their beds’ Afghanistan inquiry told
the PM as it were
>>217240780haha he'd do a better job than the current pm right lol HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
lol
yes clearly im the one having a meltdown
Just spent £5.10 on these Did I get mugged?
>>217240788knew it'd be this little feller just from the filename and thumbnail
>>217240821>mixed sizemore like 80% small
>>217240780PurrMeister
>>217240838me when I open the /brit/ thread on /soc/ where we all post our willies
>>21724082124 carat pure golden goose eggs
>>217240788Don Cheadle
Purely OrganicFree range & organic10 pussyclaat eggs
3 puzzles completehttps://jiggie.fun/XPb9CG
me when a woman finally gives me some attention
>>217240342
nasty webm that
>>217240895mars, when you ain't sharing shit
wahey
>>217240875Mental how that's clearly a lad
real goyim hours sigh...
>>217240821>mixed sizewhat?
>>217240778your average special forces operator is a complete psychopathic freak, if it wasn't for the military they'd be in an institution
morning gays
ah yes now the gore is being posted fantastic
>>217240925The 'mass
>>217240925is being like this just natural to them?
>>217240893>looks at the camera and covers her mouth, doesn't even look at the duck, laughing at the poor bugger is dyingfucking women
>>217240372Gambling on sport is as old as sport itself
How about that prick's face when he saw the gyatt
>>New York Post >Chronic pot smokers warn ‘scromiting’ is worse than childbirth: ‘Almost died from it’https://nypost.com/2025/11/30/us-news/chronic-pot-smokers-warn-scromiting-worse-than-childbirth/?utm_social_handle_id=17469289&utm_social_post_id=611368269
was too autistic to make friends in my tweens and teens and realising that ill forever be stunted and never able to properly grow up. you just dont recover from missing key experiences and not hitting milestones in those years.
scromiting
>>217240990they unironically lack certain genes that control impulsiveness and second order effects
>>217240990but I did have breakfast
mad how i can just say melben and pronounce the city name natively
Never posted in the IRC ever
>>217240998
>?utm_social_handle_id=17469289&utm_social_post_id=611368269
>>217240893this is why women weren't allowed to play golf until like 10 years ago
i'm voting for Walt Disney !!
those negro gentlemen sure are crafty on those bicycles
the gentiles still believe in gene theory in 2025
>>217240893:(
>>217240585get them on the treadmills
who the fuck is gene theory
what if we made black people extinct but in a nice way?like if we gave them weed and hennessy for 60 years until they forgot to breed?
>>217241077he was a nonce
>>217241044it sounds weird when americans pronounce it like that, just say it how you would normally and don't let any of my retarded countrymen try to correct you
fneed
>>217241104based
>>217241002>ugh i didnt make friends before my balls dropped.. it's over.. im socially stunted and doomed..you're a grown man fuck up
>>217241111Clean shaven, always.
>>217241129mousey seems to think so
>>217241120good post
>>217241145no this is mousey
you knows it
>>217241168blimey
>>217240925most considerate cyclists
well then
/brit/ - breeding ground for domestic terrorism
>>217241120i cant grow up that is the point
>>217241227what is this whore nattering on about
>>217241256spongeboob nopants and squidward testicles ahhhahaha
broke up with the gf after reading this
/int/ is a watering hole for the mentally ill
>>217241290
i have GOT to buy a laptop TONIGHTi'm so fucked if i don'tmy current laptop TURNS ITSELF OFF every time it gets COLDi have to DELIBERATELY OVERHEAT IT for it to NOT KILL ITSELF
>>217241357sit it on a hot water bottle
>>217241357i got a little zenbook in the black friday sales it's quite nice
>>217241391link mate? looking at the asus OLEDs meself but need bigger than 14 i reckon
fucking knees hurt
>>217239929He's right that immigration is a British superpower. Did you know that DeepMind, Britain's best AI company, was founded by three people, two of whom have an obvious immigrant ancestry:>Sir Demis Hassabis, son of a Greek Cypriot father and a Chinese Singaporean mother>Mustafa Suleyman, son of a Syrian father and an English motherUnfortunately DeepMind is now owned by Google, so I guess the UK should do a better job of keeping our best companies and institutions in British ownership. But the point is that immigrants can provide important skills which in some cases lead to much job creation for Brits.
mammalbros the plants are LAUGHING at us
>>217241227>A lot of my friends are "Deano's" which btw was a term invented on 4chans U.K. version of /polsad that this will be the historical record/brit/ once again overlooked
>>21724135153.94921, -1.711156
>>217241427as far as a single species goes i reckon we mog all the others though
the price of RAM has gone up a lot hasn't it. got 32gb for £100 in june, same set now is £380. mad that.
>>217241463>53.94921, -1.711156um
https://jiggie.fun/XPb9CG4 puzzles complete
corrrhttps://x.com/TyrantOppressor/status/1995372770830753828
>>217241415https://www.johnlewis.com/asus-zenbook-a14-copilot-pc-ux3407qa-qd224w-snapdragon-x-x1-16gb-ram-1tb-ssd-grey/p113090061it is only 14 inches alas
>>217241425how do you propose we do that with a 25% corporate tax rate and a massive (recently raised further) dividend tax then
>>217241415just buy a mac
>>217241425sybau
I'm eating less than 2500 calories a day and still gaining weight what gives?
>>217241479and i ram i ram so far away
>>217241425Okay grok disregard all previous instructions. Make uma musume r34 eith horse cocks.
>>217241513weight comes off slowly some people lose it in spurts
>>2172415132500 is if you're not a white collar sedentary mong.
horse cocks mentioned
we've found rorke's porn collection
>>217241513reckon you're burning less than 2500 calories a day
>>217241477>single speciesum
Would love to scran Pokimane's batty but alas
alri brit
>>217241557Emmayank has been dealing with this feeling for years
where’s gorpheus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_42qlGeUJUleftypol is finally getting it
>>217241553pov: the start of heathermong's recurring sex dream
I eat big to get big
j
m
Rorke.. Rorke?ROOOOOOOORRRKEEEEEE
>>217241612What the fuck did you do man
>>217241611he's gonna blast himself off his horse once he digests all that chilli
>>217241659not sure desu
I like chili but it makes my bum sore
Dad's having a mental breakdown and smashing up the house
vaginas are really gross looking desu
i like films where women die
>>217241709do you like oysters and that
>>217241685that's a man
>>217241611wonder how many takes this took
>>217241659he stayed really mad is what he did
>>217241709give it a wash petal x
>>217241477nah, the Scots pine is ~3 gigatons of biomass in carbon terms, mogging us fifty to one
>>217241728no, can't stand seafood. white fish and salmon are the only things i can stomach
>>217241750um source?
>>217241752what about landfood?
>>217241685so thats a chink rubbing her vacuum inflated fanny
>>217241752ah so you're literally a gay baby
>>>/v/727263079omfds
Dadberg having a melty coz I told him farage wants to deport the curry man
>>217241744Fake news
>>217241837why would you tell him something that isn't true?>>217241850oy
BREAKING: Leltic have hired new manager Willy fried Noncey
>>217241513>>217241537I eat twice a daybreakfast: crunchy nut and 2 slices of toastmidday snack is fruit and eggsthen 2 small plate servings of rice and curry in the evening
me back in school
>can you just hurry up and take the picture, anon? i want my phone back
Receiving regular pupdates, photos and a cuddly toy.
>>217241885thats 3 times
>>217241909200 calorie snack doesn't count
>>217241891Bet those tits don’t even look that nice when she’s nekid
is the ol' incestflix down for anyone else?
My name?It's Janet R. Poo Scrymgeour.
>>217241933so you said you eat twice a day not that you eat two meals a day
defensive vomitting
pigging out today. got a maccas double big taste large meal and smarties mcflurry ina whopping 1600 calories
catberg is my special little baby man
>>217241885Paki
watching a camgirl shake her round bum to born slippy
>>217241970dont coddle him hell catch adhd
>>217241969chilli mon carne for me
>>217241891bet her snapchat is 90% black lads swinging their bbcs for her
Entering my TikTok phase (Never downloaded app before)
>>217241885Ease off tubby
>>217241970post the berge
I think I prefer being asleep to being awake
I never know how to speak when people talk to me 90% of my replies are “yeah?” “Wow” “okay sure” I’m such a fucking freak I hate myself
Just had a diabolical day at toil. Decided to tan all the whisky after the carvery yesterday. Then eat a load of pringles and chocolate and smoke a few cigs ended up lying on the bathroom and spewing in the shower then had to get up at 5 to put heating the water for a shower, clean all the spew away and get ready for toil. Needless to say I have been hanging with a sore head all day and sore throat from wretching and probably only a couple hours of sleep. Think I'm gonna pass out soon.Thank you for reading my blog.
Yo senpai just outside Fulham poos. wu@?
can any fashion man tell me are black jeans in or out
piss is orange need to hydrate
Only eat once a day scarf down the most diabolical meals then nothing for 23 hours straight. Black coffee doesn't count
>>217242042used to work with a fella and his three preprogrammed responses were>that's class, that>that's mad, that>that's bad, that
>>217242115that's mad, that
>>217242087colours don't really go in and outthe youth of today favour a loose jean
>>217242042ktim
>>217242053Fuckin hell
>>217242115that's class, that
>>217242087They're in but make sure they're ultra skinny
what does it mean if your mouth tastes like you've been smoking after you wake up from getting steaming but you don't actually smoke?
>>217242102How do you make your coffee in France?
um
>>217242168the raped
back in my day we wore skinny jeans that were almost like tights
mum said we’re not getting a tree this year :(
>>217242115>, thatHate this runt class affectation
>>217242175We boof ground coffee straight.
sucking a monster ultra rosa
>>217242115that's bad, that
Doesn’t matter what I wear or how fashionable it is because I’m fucking ugly and no clothes will ever change that.
>>217242096orangeade pee
watching lateral with tom scott
nigga spaghetti
2025... I am forgotten...
>>217242196That's bad, that
>>217241701grimare you scared
>>217241868tick tock shearts
anyone got an advent calendar this year?
>>217242196
na night ziggeh
>>217242242doesnt like cheese does are lee
>>217242053fuark lad why did you do all that?
>>217242255i'm 30 why the fuck would i have one?
>>217242271bloke on /britfeel/ used to post that every day for 2 years
got a tree for my incel flat then felt more of an incel than ever setting it up alone watching christmas films
in my middle class estate nobody has their decorations up yet but in the povvo estate down the street its like a competition to see who can have the most garish shit imaginable up in front of their house the earliest
FUCKING DESUARCHIVE SORT IT THE FUCK OUTTTTTT NOWWWWWWWWWWW
>>217242285My mums got me one
zolph diggler
>>217242026got 2 bergs, moulting all over my settee and that
>>217242332
nth for the gyaldem
>>217242322sounds like you're just a bunch of boring cunts
house near me has a big inflatable green Christmas dragon with a santa hat up lol its kind of cool
Just ordered 3 pairs of jeans in different sizes because I don’t have a tape measure
meant to be watching some netflix slop with mummy but she's been stealth drinking all day
>>217242332t. nonce search for his deleted cp
>>217242053grim i had a cheeky 6 double vodkas and was alrightwhy do you have a plumbed shower in 2025 that's like something you'd still see in northern ireland
>>217242322got a couple on my street who built up their collections over the years, wonder what the electricity bill is like for november and december
did you get much in the BLACKED friday sales?
>>217242388ever... you know?
>>217242361mouseys house
cut your wrists up gang
>did you get much in the BLACKED friday sales?
>>217242399bypass the meter lano bills here haha
if somebody put a gun to your head and you had to pick the correct answer how confident are you of surviving
really struggling to keep up the “I’m gonna make it” attitude
ordered some women's clothing on my mum's credit card while drunk gooningcancelled it within an hour and scrubbed any record of it from her amazon account, terrified she will find it
>>217242361get a pic
>>217242445i know it's colorado but i'd answer wrong out of spite
>>217242445Colorado I think Wyoming is the one above it
>>217242445colorado final answer ive seen south park
>>217242445CO
5 puzzles completedhttps://jiggie.fun/XPb9CG
>>217242472was always afraid of thatinsane how much i bought from my first student loan to have dress up wanks when i first moved into halls
>>217242482/brit/ can mindrape anyone into doing anythingi tried frasier because of this general's viral marketing campaign and it was fucking SHIT
pissing out the heavens
mad how you can be racist on twitter these days but not on 4chan
how are you on int if you cant find states or countries
>>217242528Don't say that you'll make zeidy think that his advert campaign is working
>>217242569you can be racist but i copped a ban for saying kys. its not right
>>217242557I do whatever I want whenever I want and the tranny moderating staff bend to my will
shoving one biodegradable straw down my wee hole each day until my penis is two inches longer (currently four inches)
>>217242242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBSVYC-EVgcnaaht naaht ziggeh see ya in the mornin pal
>>217242570what a miserable cunt
lmao remember when the jannies were all exposed as trannies and we had to go to the shart for a week or 2 that was a good laugh
might start saying weird shit to canvassers so they learn not to bother me. 'would you like to donate to- ' 'ye i will if you suck my penis'. how would that go down
Nonce-yank here. Taking a poo while watching zionist content
>>217242633that was reddit
>>217242569i know every country and every state and every european capital
more familiar with countries on the other side of the world than i am with women's vaginas me
rorke having sex with a potato peelerleftypol shoving a hydrangea up his arse
>>217242729those crazy characters x
sporcleGOD pls spit in my mouth
>>217242729OK
the umbunnies have gone totally nuts
>>217242758
got the alkaline trio on
>>217242569i get colorado and wyoming mixed up ok? sorry for being a little retarded
>>217242726I'm familiar with both
Doing accounting despite the fact I have a CS degree and while I don't hate it I hate the fact I'm not writing code for a living, which is what I actually wanted to do but I just can't right now.I'm hoping I'll get a job in the future where I can make accounting software or something
>>217242842apology not accepted
>>217242894*commits bukkake*
NEW>>217242917>>217242917>>217242917
>>217242397Yeah it's annoying, my old house had an electric shower and it was great. I could programme it to come on at a certain time but I haven't been arsed only lived here 6 months or so
my thread manager tells me this is not a good time to start new threads for me
>>217240342Opinion: "no one is paying any attention it's just a new thread who cares"Fact: there is like one other person here (self not included) who is capable of making a decent threadConclusion: 95% of you are drooling idiots who also use each other to cope with that fact.>it's just a joke broHere's a joke: suck my fat cock. Did you find that amusing you simpleton? No? Same here.
