khalifa the caterpillar edish
>>217305901Muhammedans don't celebrate christmas they celebrate muhammedmass
I poopenshartened
thought that guy said he hadnt had a fry up in 6-7 yearsconfused by the response about being heart broken due to relationships read it again and realised he said friend and not fry upwhats wrong with me i think im losing my mind
>>217305913at least they are living.
>>217305955op de cuckstoel
>>217305957fatty bum bum
>>217305955ah I see a fellow german speaker
>>21730595767
>>217305965youre rightim actually a zombie, the undead as it wereidiot
actually its hard to get < 300 stamina pre finals
she's loving by proxyno give and no take
Bloody bitch saar fuck you bloody saar you bhenchod bloody bastard!
>>217305957
where's street yammer
>>217305965i am living though. wake up, nice breakfast, watch tv, play games, walk while listening to music, go cafe, get warm at home, lovely dinner, nap on sofa for a bit and go bed. quiet life but im happy for what ive got.
shes fighting by proxy (ukraine)lots of gibs and in the take (ukraine)
what a nuts horso el conchodor is
haven't had a fry up in agesmust have been 6 or 7 hours
>>217306034>interacts with not a single humanlol six sevennnn
>>217305901tee heelook how far those anti-woke bigots have gone in their paranoiaUNLESS this is actually a muslamic ritual, in which case, shamalamadingdong, they deserve our full respect and I will personally contact the employers of anyone who dares implicitly suggest anything other than full affirmation of what I just said
>>217306034how do you find time to work with such a busy schedule
>>217306042billy no mates
>>217305968Ja, überall auf Stuhl und Boden, schöne Zeiten mmmm.>>217305988Ich spreche Deutsch, du Arschloch.
>>217306050Shut up you twat
no way I lose on Japan cup coming 2nd
>>217306049i interact with other beings though like stroking cats or watching the dogs play>>217306054i dont
>>217306034genuinely thinking of going beyond quiet quitting into the neet zone of which you spakeit is unconscionable to be a taxp*yer in times such as these
>>217306072>i donthow does that make sense then, surely you need money to house and fèed yourself
>>217306070abdullah are you okayare you okay dullah
having a poo tomorrow
>>217306034I mean if thats what makes you happy, you enjoy yourself and youre comfortable and content
that is such a bad loss curvature and maelstrom, 1176 speed 286 stamina 621 power 144 guts 576 witby the way I learned NOTHING, I refuse to I had lvl 1 competitive spirit o algo and didnt unlock malestrom and curvature (trying for fast learner). FUUUUCK. that was 800 power max speed 600 wit run WITH CURVATURE AND MAESTROM
>>217306072you will die without ever spreading your pathetic seed in a woman.
>>217306086>>217306096yeah i worked up until a few months ago and had a pretty serious and well paying job but got laid offdont go out so i saved most of what i made and i can live off that for a few years anyway
>>217305991Kys
>>217306050there is NO such thing as eating swans you maniac, and actually it's an ancient english custom so they are more british than you are (also you made them poor so they have no choice)
THAT WAS THE RUN SO BAD ITS INSANE and el horso is my winning horse (when not og cap)
he yammin chocolate in the street x
Saar! Do not redeem the electricity saar!https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1764761271380999.webm
>>217305991is this the new zoomie thing thenis this the new trend on tiktok?wow thats amazing (not)
nakayama shift but first we yam
>>217306086>beyond quiet quittingthe next step is to actively make things worse for the taxpayer, and even try and take what you can out of the statebe a nigger to the system
>>217306170ktim
>>217306182are you the BE flag poster
WALALALALAACTION
On the mango banana vape
This is what my great grandfather looked like
>>217306207obviously not
>>217306169did he get better?
>>217306219thats his latest bix nood avatarfag the "shift" is posting his rb trash posts
>>217306198i do actually have history with nhs for mental health problems and a diagnosis for ptsd and depression when i was like 16 i am quite tempted to just go on benefits but i would feel very guilty
>>217306227positively
>>217306229we're making fun of him when we yampost
>>217306233every penny you take from them is one that doesn't go to some nonce throwing child meat into his kebabs or some proxy war on the other side of europe mate
low iq hating on the poor for asking for pennies from the state just to survive while youve got people earning literally billions and paying zero to the statewagie ragey stay in cagie
>>217306220umbunny more like cumbunny
>>217306220Animal Crossing Wild WorldIt lovely
>>217306251he thinks hes a reputation here
>>217306255yeah but my family all go out and work hard as do most of my neighbours and friends, why should i get to sit on my arseits a bamey third world mindset
why does everyone want to rape the pixelated bunny character
he doesnt understand youre making fun of him
new keyboard TOMORROW
>>217306198based check>>217306276are they making fursuit 2 or whatever the furry disney movie was called
>>217306272retard
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1764718142023521.mp4
"dont buy skills until you win the finals" fuck you YouTubers its insane how many times listening to them has made me worse or fucked me buying them next time because its vs rudolf that runwas so insane its unreal and I cant find my winning horso for TTs again im somad. that was the runbut I grow more powerfuller every day
>>217306272you're in a country that is more or less descending to third world status in every respectyou can feel guilty for not being a chump if you want, but if that's the only reason you have to continue pouring your blood, sweat, tears and money into the machine, then it isn't a very good one
>>217306320zootopia but its called zootropolis in europe because of some retarded copyright i think it’s a german zoo. dont know how i know that was too old for the film when it came out>>217306325how am i a retard for not wanting to be a scrounger when everyone else is doing their bit and pulling their weighr
Woke up at 9pm and now I'm eating a Pot Noodle
>>217306327Unbelievably peng arseWould fuck that silly
I wish I had a job to get more money. all I can do is save money cant be bothered now with that game. goodnight
one more career for 1,000,000 event points>>217306333well that's the optimal way to play but it only works if you have really good cards or RNG
>>217306202'orke on the 'log
>>217306360I rolled for fast learner and dont know why (had 900 skill points by Japan cup) hf getting 1m points, insane you beat me to it (I have 955K)
>>217306327thought for sure this was going to be scat thankfully not, still gay as fuck though
>>217306350tell me how you make your pot noodle and I'll tell you if you're based or not
>>217306276Vib-Ribbon?
if you impregnated an extremely attractive woman how do you cope with the fact that all of his/her friends will lust after their mother
miss when you would watch porn with friends after school and masturbate under pillows before parents came home from work
My favourite dinners? Jacket potato with gravy and cheese and meatballs with either spaghetti or gravy and cheese on the side.
hate lesbians so much
off to bed night night
>>217306353
>>217306413why
and that horso wouldve had the wit my steamy solidarity had, with 100 more power than my current horso (found it again) gn
>>217306422Nightie night anon sleep tight x don’t let the bed bugs bite !
>>217306423fuck all wrong with what I saidthat looks like a womans arse
>>217306348>i know that was too old for the film when it came outbruh I was already too old for toy story and it came out before I was born
Saint Helenans will ask you “are you okay?” instead of something normal like “how are you?” and every fucking time it hits me like a pile of bricks.
ever lick a bumhole?
>>217306456yes, and I regretted it instantly but didn't want to be awkward so I just kept licking it
Anyone follow the Burma civil war? Who’s winning
Out for an inceljourney. The mission? Sausage & velos
>>217306449shag any penguins lately?
>>217306441last disney film i remember watching in cinema was inside out and i was about 10 was already a bit out of the target age range
>>217306456cringe alert
>>217306380Piss in it
>>217306495smokes and a cock of pepperoni
>>217306495Sounds peng, you driving?
>>217306405Who tf watches porn with ur friends
>>217306494https://myanmar.liveuamap.com/apparently there's been a coup
>>217306499Yeah, yesterday before my appointment with your mum. Quite the day. Had a sheep too.
>>217306483>didn't want to be awkward so I just kept licking itsums up my life tbqh
This is what my great grandmother looked like
>>217306456went down on a prozzer in the semi-dark and was licking around there thinking it was the vag opening until she mentioned me licking her doot was my first time having full sex tbf
>>217306524Nope
>>217306529another one?
>>217306537She looks Italian
>>2173063481. countries aren't 3rd world just because theyre lazy and dont want to work2. doing something just because all your family and neighbours are doing it3.>when everyone else is doing their bit and pulling their weighr4. you dont see why youre a retardnever reply to me again retardRETARD
>>217306529>6 different earthquakes in the last few monthsare these underground nuclear tests
fallout 3, now there was a game
just spent the last four hours writing up elaborate plans for a choose your own adventure smut story which I will delete in disgust come the morrow and then write up again some time later in an eternal cycle of having an utterly pointless life
>>217306556CorrectHer name was congetta
>>217306537jew
>>217306558im replying what are you going to do about it
>>217306521break me off half a cock bud
>>217306558What makes them third world then
Genuinely a bit grim thinking about the fact I snogged my own cousin. Course, I didn’t know she was my cousin but still
>>217306622erm
>>217306622I mean, it could have been worse...
>went down on a prozzer
>>217306622FONT
>>217306598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aaJUFDf8Bc
>>217306622any fingering action at all?
>>217306631How could it have been worse
feeling very hopeless and empty *kills myself* ah that's better
>untergang von der panzer
>>217306622>I didn’t know she was my cousinexplain
>>217306653You could have shagged her rotten
I was film cameras were invented a lot earlierImagine watching films from the 1600s, 1700s, 1800sBest we can cope with is early 20th centurybloody SHITE
>>217306424women should be subordinate to men and that includes the social pressure to be attractive to men
The current hingefu
>>217306662Birthday party for my gran, extended family came since it was a big one, cousin I never met came, she was fit
stuffing my face with mcdonalds burgers and fries
>>217306676charlie.....
>>217306682Not him
i have cousins i've never met in americaif i ever went there i might end up shagging one and not even know it
Just joined the cartel
>>217306676>>217306702genuinely looks like me
>>217306702State of that bedroom
>>217306676don't you worry about some random person you barely know killing you in your sleep or stealing your money or just doing some psychotic shit while you're completely vulnerable asleep together?
>>217306640i was like 20 and thought it was customary if you’d paid them for sex
>>217306702lol sure you arent malaponte
>>217306595gabbagool? ova here!
>>217306703Hitler loved Chaplin and Disney
>>217306682he meant the vietcong he was having flashbacks to nam
>>217306723Need to put it in your arse pronto
watching german pornography
>>217306718hm not good this, reckon you should actually give notice and leave
>>217306725nta but if some random were involved the woman would be much more attractive i think
>>217306748>Hitler loved Chaplinno he didnt
>>217306706ever think how you’ve got related cousinular willies but when you’re wanking yours they are having to lube up their circumcised members to jack off and moan in yank accents?
>>217306748more of a busterkeatonsman myself
Gonna kill myself because I don’t have a girlfriend before Christmas
>>217306769think I'm just too tired I don't understand this sentence
>>217306703sperg mannerisms
western world>lots of money, horrible peopleeastern world>sovlful people, not much money at allhate how it's like that
>>217306738I'm notIsn't he a nazi?He wouldn't want a brown girl
>>217306748>Hitler loved Chaplinhe was more of a laurel and hardy fan
>>217306779they're scientologists, i don't know if they do that
>>217306761much poo involved?
>>217306785think of the christmas dinner it's worth hanging about it's what keeps me going imagine all those roast potatoes coooorrrrrrd
to wank ot not to wank that is the question
>>217306800nah he loved the marx bros
just want to smoke weed and wank all day but cant afford it in terms of money or free time
>>217306761SameGot the interracial WMBF cuckquean porn on
what time will you lads start drinking on Christmas Day?do you plan to wank on the day?do you anticipate getting racist?
>>217306841but how.... ? do you... are you.... using a VPN? but starmer doesn't want this...
>>217306851don't drinkno plans to but no intention specifically not to, just want every few daysno, no reason to be
>>217306851Probably about 12 just before family come round so I can be affable. No I won't wank on the lords birthday, but I will be racist with dadberg in private, yes
Would kill a man for the chance to see her chebs and fánnois tbqhwyl
>>217306851>what time will you lads start drinking on Christmas Day?>do you plan to wank on the day?no>do you anticipate getting racist?no but dadberg might
>>217306866Blog on you paki bastard
look who's trying to plagiarise us
just woke up and opened the window
>>217306851dont drink dont like the tastedont wank on special dayscant be racist anymore because my parents get mad and say that’s not what they expect of me and its not nice to hear
>>217306888I'm white britishI was directly answering a post asking questions and was concise
I hate niggers.
Want to eat Emma Watson's dumps.
older sister has a kidyounger brother has two kidsI...
>>217306851parentbergs are going to scotlandbrotherbergs going to vietnam to have christmas with pang pang leaving me alone all dayi'll probably be drinking from the minute i get up
>>217306968why not go with your parents?
>>217306964nonce them
>>217306964…get aroused in their presence?
>>217306793Not true at all >>217306879Reckon it's nothing special
miss wanking my willy to ana foxx. she is very beautiful. no I will not ever submit ID to anyone. no I'm not buying a VPN.
>>217307007She's BWC owned
>>217306954Are there any places in the UK with none of them?None exist in america sadly
>>217306942Didn’t ask
rarity
Going to have some Guinness this weekend Even got the pint glass to go with it
>>217307037Yes but only waayy up north in sheep shagger territory
>>217307041yeah? *jumps up over you suddenly and does a ground pound from mario and anal vores you fully out of sight in one swift and seamless second*
remember coming home from a bar in amsterdam and being so horny/drunk but not having a natural dildo i put a condom over the tv remote and tried to get it up my ass sometimes think what housekeeping thought when they saw it the next morning or if they replaced it
>>217307007Just use proton VPN, it's free
>>217307076Thanks for sharing
>>217307076And I thought WE were the worst tourists! *wipes sweat from brow*
I AM EATING BEANS
>>217307061>>217307061sheep shaggers are in wales not up north you stupid ugly smelly wog paki kill yourself
Thinking about starting a pharmacy.
>>217307115um
>>217307090need a suggestive, cropped and technically SFW picture of ana foxx taken from a screenshot if a video being viewed through this so called free proton VPN to encourage me
>>217307007brave browserfilenew private window with torsearch "eporner"...simple as
>>217307130Not true.
>>217307130im a northerner and i love shagging sheep
>>217307076worse things happen in the dam.
why is there no downs syndrom porn?
>>217307200Great question. You know, this has made me wonder. Could they solve a captcha? Do they post on the internet?
>>217307200there was a pornoid that got absolutely wrecked in a car crash and was clearly borderline retarded plus made disabled noises when she was getting bbc’d was sometimes posted here but can’t remember her name but maybe another coomer might
>>217307256Can picture her but the name's escaping me
>>217306097You've been raped byYou've been stabbed by A poo criminal
A POO NIGGER
Don't mind being terminally online, wouldn't really want to go back to having irl relationships and such like
I want to kiss her and shag her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2TXNPB81voaw fuck yeah they made it.
the toilfu compared me to ted bundygenuinely can't decide if that's a compliment
>>217307485Get dahmer comparisons frequently
>>217307256>>217307272Hannah Hays
>>217307499need Mousey in this asap
>>217307499Imagine putting your willy in that.
YouTube recap is outYoutube.com/recap
>>217307511I mean she was talking about looks specifically but I can't help but wonder if my personality also makes me seem like a serial killer
/brit/ is completely cooked
Oil fields in Kuwait lads
>>217307544The fuck is this anime shit. Make it stop
Playing TF2
what would stop you phoning one of those bbc radio phone in shows and speaking sensibly for 20 seconds so they take you off the delay then just uttering a massive racial slur?
>>217307581Pretty sure they belong to BP, so keep your grubby hands off Yank.
>>217307555Get her shagged
>>217307595*saps your sentry*
>>217307596i dont want the starmer brigade to kick my door in and arrest me for thought crimes
>>217307596I've always wondered why that doesn't constantly happen
>>217307591The holodem are kino
should l go out and do it again?
>>217307667do hwhat
Got the 'taters boiling. It breakfast burrito nite
>>217307674the boy ain't right!
it's 3am, do you know where your children are
i'm bi
>>217307695Alri biiii
The conflict between Edward I of England (Longshanks) and William Wallace was more than just a series of military clashes—it was a battle for Scotland's soul. It was about the right to freedom, the right to govern themselves, and the right to remain true to their identity.
evens yes odds no
>>217307695ever shagged a lad?
>>217307690My ballsack
>>217305901hey mates
bet people called him mongshanks behind his back
what pornsites dont require age verification?
>>217307742No clue
>>217307703Don't care. Longshanks showed them savages whats what.
evening watch sorted
>>217307742just accept defeat and get a VPN lad, it's so much easier than trying to navigate the seedier unrestricted parts of the web for wank material
>>217307742loli.com
>>217307742eporner if you use brave browser with torhonestly im a technologically inept unc and i know this shitno idea how you lot function if you cant figure out simple shit like this
>>217307752well it was do or die, the Scots were always pretty forthright about their desire to own the entire North of England
>>217307764um
>>217307758has she been huffing bbc fumes?
And that is one point where Braveheart is false, here is this nation in the struggle for its very existence. Maybe so at that exact time, but the Scots were always trying to get at Cumbria and Northumberland, all up until Flodden Field
>>217307742123av.commissav.comwatchporn.toHanime.tv
mad how i scheduled that an hour ago and it only just sent, but you lot happened to speak about her anyway>>217307802she's about to
>goon site I found last month has succumbed to ofcom Grim I thought it slipped through
Rorke reaching flow state whilst playing as Prussia in eu4
>>217307742all of them
if you lot insist on never getting a vpn for some reason you should at least learn to use socks5 proxies
Wasian leng tings are active
>>217307885Where do I learnt how to use this?
wish I had more alcohol or weed
>>217307967Get your ass in bed before I whoop your ass boy go one
Interviewing for my dream job tomorrow. Wish me luck
>>217308028good Luck you will do .. Great !!
>>217308028Does it involve anime?
Mad how Barcelona pulled a messi Regen
>>217308038are you garyeats poster? :£
>>217308041Nope, gymnastics coach
>>217308028Good luck x
>>217308102er
>>217308093haha no, I just find that posting style funny
>>217307742would love to make fun of you as is my job but my state requires id on seemingly random porn sites
>>217307955google 'free socks5 proxy'find a list that worksfirefox about:config (if you are on chrome then fuck off)change 'network.proxy.socks' and 'network.proxy.socks_port' to the relevant address and ip you find on the listtest them until you find a functional onedon't expect it to work with everything
>>217308135address and port*
>>217308131he`s a .. Sweetheart <3
need a gentle brown girl to soften my heart and convince me to change my wretched rorkeish ways
>>217308150gay sex arse !!
>>217308157Ktim
Remember when internet use had a limit before they'd throttle your connection the rest of the month and it was really easy to go overI'd always cop the blame for it because I played things like runescape or CoD online lots. Years later I read my sisters diary and she admitted to using it all up downloading movies and let me take the blame.Yes I'm still bitter about that
>>217308210beat her to death
>>217308210you ever... you know?
hits home doesnt it
>>217308258I unironically lost my virginity in 2004
what does it mean when your farts smell like actual poo
>>217308220fucked your mum? yeah I did it last night LOL
>>217308327you have one in the chamber
>>217308327It means you're inhaling tiny poo particles and they're hitting your tongue
aff tae bed
>>217308383night shagger
:> xx
>>217308135'shottted tnx
right well brainberg has decided I'm not sleeping tonight so I guess I'll just play vidya
Whys cocaine cost more here than in europe then
>>217308327Mr Poo is knocking on your back door
>>217308442They key is playing vidya in bed then you're at risk of gooning depending on the game
>>217308454Europe has been absolutely flooded with coke, the market is so saturated it's actually dropping in valueLondon practically runs on coke
>>217308469OK what game is this then
>>217308454Because based Trump blows them out the ocean
>>217308481Elden ring nightrein dlc
>>217224584 >>217224584 >>217224584
>>217308335dont think so i did a ginormous poo earlier
>>217308518baited nobody award
>>217308469Japs are the biggest coomers on the planet
>>217308584>>217308584>>217308584
>>217308589fuck off
