Nightrein edish
nth for the holodem
watched the latest bald and bankrupt videoi have no idea why people think ex-ussr shitholes with mudroads, commieblocks and homeless people is at all interesting
wait this is an actual thread i just saw the last three digits and thought you were reposting that fake new
Between 1 November 2024 and 28 February 2025, NHS figures show there were: 6,382 visits for nasal congestion 83,705 visits for earache 96,998 visits for sore throats 3,890 visits for ingrowing nails 8,669 for itching skin 384 for hiccupsthis country is full of spastic wetwipes
>>217308652>hiccupsffs. was probably Africans thinking they're being possessed
hey niggas!!!
>>217308470How do you even traffic drugs into Britain in mass quantities? Seems like it would be easy to stop iyc
>>217308625Wew
>>217308686584*2
>>217308677why would it be easy to stop? we have thousands of miles of coastline without any of the resources to patrol, and a completely open border with the EU in ireland
>>217308677disguised as illegal migrants probably
>>217308674>*dap is checks you*You gotta a long way to go till you're on the team
When it comes to the perennial Tom Cruise vs. Nicole Kidman question, I'm absolutely going Tom Cruise. As a man. Now, who would I prefer to have sex with? I'm going Nicole Kidman.
It’s good we have a decent supply of drugs coming in. Drugs make life worth it.
>>217308584personally a fan of futa-revenant x recluse, me
>>217308769What kind of drugs
>>217308767Yeah but you kid man. You're a queer for making that post.
subpar means badbut sub means "under"isn't it better to be under par?
>>217308767>>217308797samefag
>>217308780All drugs.
>>217308799for me subpar means bad but not that bad
>>217308727The only feasible places for a trafficker to get ships to your shores would be France, Belgium or the Netherlands, and id imagine that would drive costs up a shit ton. I dont think cartels are making a transatlantic voyage to Plymouth without being detected. Sure you have a lot of coastline but only the southern shore really matters in this case. It's not coming from Iceland or Norway. It has to be on cargo ships or via air, and airplanes arent coming in undetected either.
>>217308826it's cargo ships. The coke trade in the UK generates so much money they probably have entire shipping containers full of the stuff going through customs with everyone paid to look the other way
>>217308826i don't know, you asked and i answered. i think a lot of it also gets smuggled through dover
i'm gonna guess 150cm
>>217309044I never bother trying any brain teaser posted on 4chan because there's always a 90% chance it's been subtly edited to be unsolvable
>>217309071nah it was posted on reddit 7 years agohttps://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/9n6m98/request_can_anyone_find_out_if_this_can_be/
Something may or may not be wrong with me. I am not finding anything engaging currently presently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn-2T_LKiso
>>217309177that tattoo between her breasts is like a target for bbcs to jizz over when she’s on her knees in an interracial blowbangwonder if she has similar on her lower back directing them to between her ass
>>217309082personally I accept that chinese children are my racial superiors and just move on
>>217309177and now we present the latest episode of Ruined By Tats
>>217308674https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwtZCzrAlO0
>>217309242>>217309299grow up
jewdolf the hooked nosed reindeerwitz
what happened to sacked tranny team?
>>217309485had a very shiny shekel
>>217309485do you like jaga jazzist
>>217309044berg + (table - tort) = 170tort + (table - berg) = 130tort = 130 + berg - tableberg + table = 300 + berg -table2 table = 300table = 150
i have autism lads :/
what's his fucking problemhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763252619901666.webm
>>217309496and when the camp commander called them,all the reindeer lined up in rows
>>217309638this is so me
>>217309654do you like vola
been up drinking for 7 and a half hours nownot even drunkbecause i've only had 2 cans of guinness
Yanks love posting their aislop
aislop's fables
lol stupid yanks amirite
>>217309686just found out you guys spell vice vise?
Little bastard dog refused to go for a walk because it’s raining
>>217309755no we spice vell vice
>>217309773Reading this post made me drunk.
>>217309755Just wait until you find out how they pronounce "niche"
Need to tongue her purple starfish.
>>217309785does it rhyme with digger
>>217309816How long have you been at this now? Must be close to 10 years if not longer
>>21730984512 years
ffs 7am. ive been up all night gooning
>>217309871end up doing this every once in a while and I always feel like utter shit afterwards, it's like a wank hangover
>>217309877i hadnt wanked in a week until yesterday when i knocked 2 out5 hours of gooning was a terrible ideahad to force it out in the endmy cock is going to be broken for at least a few days im in my fucking 30s and shouldnt be living this way
Morning lads, need a bit of advice regarding the escort I saw last week.I've got another meeting with her booked for Monday. Should I tell her that last Sunday was my first time having proper penetrative sex/intercourse, or not? Not sure how she'd react, I don't want to scare her off by making her think I'm attached. But she was very friendly and seemed like a kind person.
>>217309913i'll be honest mate i couldn't care lesshope this helps
>>217309961Big help. Thanks very much x
rorke watching game grumps sonic 06
farting up a storm
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
>>217308584based edish
need the bollocks busted, NOW
grow up runts
leftypol teaching rorke how to dougie
slept like shitfeel like shitI am shit
My MacBook still won’t turn on
>>217310091you put too much gay porn on it
is racism really that bad?
>>217310077Ktwbmt
Everything in my life is receeding.... this must be the norwooding of the West
no toil! no toil! yippeeeeee!
half seven, not even light yet, and I'm already out the door for toil
>>217310156ugggh la dualité....
The absolute state. Get your shit together, angloids.
>>217310156woke at 5 and was out the door by 6 me
>>217310188women literally vote for this
Trying to figure out a way to get a little tribe of Chinese monkeys
the listens this year
>>217310256haha wtf is a vashti bunyan
Clean shaven. Always.
janny deletin crodies adverts luh
luh quicktap on the spam nun ziedy cud do
>>217310279just a luh clean up x
>>217310267type of bhaji innitvashti bunyan bhaji
>>217310273Based.
there was a little dog walking around on the train yesterday called steven (or stephen)
bunyan bhajis for tea x
Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,Mutilated monkey meat.Dirty little birdie feet.Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher gutsAnd me without my spoon.
>>217310341If you did not sing this in the 90s you had no childhood.
>macbookthere's your problem
2026 i'm going to be eating almost exclusively sausages, sauerkraut, and mustard, and washing it down with guinnessketo innit
>>217310444big nob up your arse too id wager
>>217310188ChatGPT says this is rage bait and gave me 10 bullet points why this is the case
>>217310452how much do you want to wager?
>>217310091just get a new one you can get the macbook airs for cheap nowadays
Waiting for a reply from an escort is genuinely painful. Maybe it's just me and I have issues with fear of abandonment, but I keep panicking that the one I've booked for later is going to bail on me or not respond when I tell her I've parked up nearby.
the singer is using words that rhyme
>>217310560did they go to singer school or summat
>>217310565nah their dadbert were a robin
wonder why indians use a word meaning "sister fucker" as an insult. fucking your sister sounds like a flex to me
there's a chinaman at work and all he does is play a baseball game on his phone all day
>>217310580thas metnel
Got the cricket on and thinking about Deegsy
smokinghttps://youtu.be/kkMlqy9FJA4?si=I99_IIC9AoNYNgU1
There's no need for that, we're on the same side bro!
spent ages scrolling up and down trying to find that foreign national sex crime graph and then I remembered I filtered Brazil
>>217310600got 3 chinkies at work and theyre all nice to me and keep telling me i should go to china to find a nice gf
>>217308652To be fair if you've had a sore throat, eat ache or itchy skin for more than a couple of weeks you could think it's something more seriousHardly doubt people turned up the morning they got it
i use that salt spray on my hair to try to style it because im trying to find a gf but it just makes my hair fall out
haircut reaching new levels of insanity everday
eeny meeny miney moe
funny that cause I swear night before last I woke up in the middle of the night with the ground shaking. Even checked the earthquake map website and everything. then turns out there is an actual earthquake last night, albeit on the other side of the country
>>217310687I think you vastly underestimate the stupidity and hopelessness of the general populationI also HIGHLY doubt that in just 4 months nearly 100,000 people suffered from weeks long sore throats
caved in and downloaded TikTok again. I simply must goon
>>217310749gwan lad
>>217310687>Hardly doubt people turned up the morning they got ityou underestimate how much of a mong the average person isGPs are full of people who have had a sore throat for a day because they think theyre dyingabout time they charged 10 quid to make an appointment
smoked weed and started manually breathing again
>>217310779we be blazin bra
England is my city
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>217310745>>217310772By general population and average person I assume you mean pakis and the type of people who call Christmas telly a tradition?
If there was a tranny in here I'd have to shag him just to teach him a bloody lesson
this is powerful
forgot to put coffe in teh aero pressbeen drinking water! screamingjust
>>217310850what'reya like
>>217310858ive gone mentalshoud go to the GP for alzeihmers xD
why does england suck at international footy?
If yanks eat turkey on Thanksgiving what do they eat on Christmas?
>>217310913poo
>>217310917me on the right
Fucking NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR BANGING ON THE WALL WITH A HAMMER AT 8:30YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING KILLED
>>217310913woke shite presumably
>>217310940Same, it's still over
Excellent win for Leeds last nightChelsea fans can go suck a lemon as far as I'm concerned
>>217310913yanks dont celebrate christmas.
>>217310913prime rib or ham
>>217310913challah, matzo ball soup, brisket, latkes, and kugel, as well as gefilte fish, knishes, and blintzes
It pie night
>>217310948>8:30Completely reasonable on a weekdayStop being a lazy git
any tiny little phimo willy man in
>>217311021just you m8
>>217311021pathetic!
need an anime gf
Bet her poo smells like shit.
Anyone feel that earthquake this morning
>>217311046no
>>217311000Jews actually order Chinese on Christmas
3.3 MAGNITUDE EARTHQUAKE DEVASTATES LANCASHIRE
might F off back to bed so when I wake up its Diego Day
screen just went purple
Reminder that all your favourite secular Christmas songs were written by JewsI'll leave you to figure out why
>>217311097It diego day tomorrow
>>217311046Your mum fell out of bed did she?
>>217310913Prime rib, mashed potatoes and gravy, macaroni and cheese, honey baked ham, yams, salad, chocolates from the stockings.
Escort booking confirmed for this evening lads :)
>>217311137Thought it was next Monday?
>>217311137what's his namewaheyyy
Nobody fucking cares about your escort bookings take it back to /britfeel/ you sad virgin(Escorts don’t count)
>>217311097Thought he'd died. Not seen him in ages
I wonder what Emma Watson’s asshole smells like at this very moment.
>>217311034I bet her shit reeks of poo
I do not want non whites to be able to get free things from the state. I don’t want them to own property or land either.
My TransUnion credit score is up 16 points to 600/710.
>>217311220Bit racist that
>>217311113I didn't know that Jews wrote Bob the Builder
>>217311220You'll do nothing about it so you're worse than they are
>>217311253I’ll complain about it anonymously online and you will give me a (You)
genuinely surprised by this thought we all just ate christmas ham on christmas i mean its pretty obvious isnt it
>>217311220Neither do I. I don't want them in Europe, the UK, America, Canada or Australia
>>217311272Can't believe it They really do be putting the shrimp on the barbie
we are charlie kiiiirrrkkkkkk
>>217311272Forgot to get the vpn off
>>217311272shrimp on the barbie for crimbo lmfao
>>217311146Nah this is another oneShe looks like a model
*blows you all to smithereens*
>>217311082false
Is Australia everything is upside-down
6 7
>>217310502I’m poor bro
Ofcom's 60 day warning to 4chan runs until 12 DecemberThere are eight days of /brit/ remaining
>>217311303christmas is in summer down there though innityou don't want a big roast dinner in summer especially if it's australia and it's 50 degrees
GTA 6 will feature Pride parades and expanded LGBTQ+ representation, bringing more inclusive stories and characters into the franchise.
*survives the blast because I never leave my hole*
>>217311272Never do Turkey cause my dad whinges about it but I’m hosting this year so we’re having Turkey whether he likes it or fucking not
Being 6 foot is pretty much manlet tier in 2025. Seeing high school aged chinks and beaners towering over me
>>217311239Very funny manChrist you're such a good goyThey saw you coming from a mile off
>>217311339No it won't
hi
>>217311329the kiwis remain respectable THOUGH
>>217311339@grok is this real
>>217311272>Goose 4th placeYou can blame the Christmas telly sorts for this
>nigglesvery subtle nick
they don't think it be like it is but it do
why is the janny never here. they should make heathermong, mousenonce or me a janny
>>217311383are you gonna be on about people watching telly at christmas for the next 3 weeks?
>>217311384Some people seem to think a&e is just a little drop in centre that you go to when you have a minor ailmentBy some people I obviously mean wogs
get them clothedget them fedget them housed in nicer flats than native britonsget them on two thousand pounds biweekly in benniesget them voting in local elections
>>217311414New VPN aye heathermong
oh dear i appear to have left my vpn on i was watching simpsons porn you see
Having the negative thoughts where everyone at toil is talking about me behind my back saying what a lazy bastard I am and how useless I am and my line manager is just waiting for the right time to tell me haha>>217311401
>>217311401
>>217311414If they made mousenonce a janny half of the posts in the thread would be deleted within minutes, he has a personal vendetta against half of the posters without even realising
>>217311418On and off yeah most likely
bellowing a poo
Been buying books on ebay again
>>217311422Had a severe infection a few years back and had to go to A&E so I could stay in hospital, hasn’t slept in like 2 days and they gave me pain relief so I could try and all I could hear was this paki pretending he had a really bad toothache and he was just screaming “ARGH. MUMMEH” in the waiting roomNeed all nons slain
>blocked nose>headache>watery eyes>nasty coughJust kill me already
>>217311453he only has a vendetta against the parasite, it’s not mousey’s fault that the parasite posts so much
Lame how society is run by dweeby little yids and women instead of cool retards like trump or putler
>>217311496you need a fanny on your face that would solve your problems
>>217311496dial 999 mate. get yourself down a&e
white girls HATE niggers
>>217311496Get some chicken soup down ya, some electrolytes, couple of bottles of lucozade and a load of ibuprofen you’ll be right as rain in no time
doing an NBP (nice big poo)
>>217311508Problem is that he has no clue who the parasite is
>>217311484How do you know he was pretending?A lot of asylum seekers do actually pretend to be ill so they can build up a case of being too sick to be deported
Ok but seriously. Why does the food at Christmas markets have to be halal? Surely they don’t celebrate Christmas, right?
>>217311559the BE flag, heatherpaki, spaincunt, employed tranny, and his 20 other “personas”
Mouse cooking his usual breakfast Pot Noodle (Chow Mein with the soy sauce sachet angrily thrown away, water pre-steeped in nettles overnight before being boiled)
>>217311583Because I could hear the staff behind the desk say to him “Are you alright now?” When he stopped and then he’d start it up again lol
>>217311548Which lucozade the fizzy ones or the flat ones
>>217311587Because like everything in this country it's become purely commercial, a profit and loss venture. The idea that something can exist for its own sake or that it has a dimension beyond the material is long gone in modern multiculti Britain. It's the same reason guy fawkes night now mostly consists of a generic fireworks display that could be mistaken for any other celebration.
>>217311587Christmas is unironically a secular holiday. Many Muslims genuinely do celebrate it.
Is The Gulag Archipelago actually worth reading?
>>217311636No they don't. Christmas is the celebration of the birth of the son of god.Muslims don't believe Jesus was the son of god. Where on earth have you got the idea Muslims celebrate Christmas?
>>217311636yeah the pakis at work love it. they were all downstairs decorating the tree the other day.
mfw I accidentally all over the place
So this is rorke
two DYPs (dogshit yank posts) in a row
>>217311650No, you can just look up the trenchant quotes in it.
POOP AND NIGGERS DYING
>>217311680uh ohwhat's he been up to
Suppose I’ll get out of my incel bed and walk half a meter to my incel command centre
the toil freaks do be toiling rn
>>217311658Yeah it’s that, which nobody cares about anymore, plus Father Christmas, trees, presents, cheesy songs, turkey, baubles, selection boxes, etc. 90% of people celebrate the latter one.
that sky news journalist with huge tits
9:32am and lights still on. Mr Energyberg rubbing his hands together in glee.
>>217311786Regardless no serious believing Muslim is having any meaningful Christmas celebrations it's regardless as worshiping a false prophetMaybe some who have been thoroughly westernised
farted walking down the stairs just then
>>217311818The best is when you're in public and walking up the stairs and fart onto the faces of the people behind you
>>217311658the lads down the local kebab shop have put up a tree. turkish barbers have also got some tinsel in the window
>>217311804i turned them off last night like a cunt in case they catch fire but from now on theyre running 24/7 til new years day
>>217311809I know a lot of Muslims and it’s honestly a mix. Many do stuff like wear a jumper or a Christmas hat in work, eat mince pies, enjoy Christmas music, go to the markets, etc.
Switching on the incel command centre like Senator Armstrong getting into his Metal Gear
cold out-12 in your faggy yuro units
spotty wrapped is out
>>217311658shagged a muslim bird on saturday who celebrates christmas
>>217311853>go to the marketsuh oh
>>217311867Mine is just getting more embarrassing by the year 3000 listened minutes and a guy who makes Simpsons remixes in my top 5
>>217311833My local ‘kizza place has Christmas deccies up as well and they’re running Christmas specials. They love it
>>217311882They love the money they get from it, that's it.Turks celebrate it though
Last Christmas I gave you my fart
>>217311881screaming
>>217308584based edition i have yet to play the dlc ffs but it's the most fun game i played in years
playing octopath traveler 0 all day today me
the real octopath traveler was the friends we made along the way
>>217311905But the very next day you pooed it away
>>217312004
but the very next day you queefed it away>>217311905
>>217312040Fuck off
>>217311971heard it went woke
217312055if you let me shag you silly i will
on the drinks again. if only i had a wife and children, then i'd have something to be sober for and i'd be happy
>>217312004poor lad
no worse feeling in the entire world than accidentally biting your fork when u eating
>>217312055SENT THAT FREAK FLYING
>>217311971Metroid Prime 4 for me
>>217312120clearly not
right well that's a leathery looking woman bouncing her fake breasts up and down
>>217311900Gets that fatty through the door and even advertising the shit hole here
ever notice how when you're high on weed it becomes impossible to talk about anything other than how high you are?
>>217312125what about hitting 30 years old and not having a wife or any children? i suppose that's worse...
>toilet is blocked>pour two kettles worth of boiling water down them >go downstairs >hear a loud crackling sound Uh bros? Nothing seems to be damaged but I don't like the sound of that
>>217312136I was playing a bit earlierthat part in the factory where you need the machine to pick you up and put you on the next floor took me way too long to figure out
>>217312199if you were white and not maori you would have figured it out earlier
>>217312176Not really because I dont imbibe the devil's lettuce or associate with people who do
>>217312192not even close to the unimaginable suffering of 1 fork bite
>>217312196it was me cracking on off aha sorry lad
>>217312196why the fuck would you pour boiling water down utyou trying to poach your turds?
>>217312212could've just said "i am a virgin" and saved yourself all that typing
>>217312196someone cooking roast pork up there?
>>217312192today I ran into a woman I went to school with (we're both 32) and she told me she has a 27 year old stepdaughter who lives with her and her husbandDidn't ask how old he was even though I was dying to know
>>217312192How's that a problem for a man?
>>217312245Threesome on the cards?
>>217312245is the stepdaughter fit?
what were the skies like when you were young?
>>217312245she fit?
>>217312269she used to be but she's fat as a hippo now>>217312261no idea
>>217312264well you see we lived in bedfordshire and the sky, it was massive, and it had clouds
right well that's a white woman getting shagged from behind by a black lad
>>217311881only 1200 heremust just not like music
>>217312231I told you it's blocked Thought it would break up the tissue paper
i never say anything bad about AI because then if it takes over the world they won't have any reason to kill me.
>>217312296>Thought it would break up the tissue paperwhybecause boily water hurty so must hurty toilet paper too?
>>217312196unless it's a metal toilet, that's mental matereminds me of when i was about 13 and mum said to reheat my dinner so i put the plate on the hobneedless to say, it exploded
>>217312293Dont see any such thing Can only assume your filter is on the blink
>>217312295that's £5 an hour
>>217312318>announcing a reportreported
>>217312304roko's basilisk innit
>>217312320yeah it's fucked. brain got cunted and i'm very ill
rorke's basilisk
>>217312341>>217312341>>217312341
>>217312323backstabber
>>217312336don't care sorry
Nightreign & DLC ? Dead gameElden Ring + SOTE = Alive game
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>217311496sign on pip lad
