evening edition>>217458660
Are aliens real
>>217462752
comfy OP
>>217462776Yes we are just too far away from them.
This is the one
The only way to get a ripped body is to be like 3 feet tall
Feeling sheepy gonna go to bed early tonight I hope I wake up at 3 or 4 am
Time to smoke some weed and get high and play video games
>>217462776Yes and they are on earth
>Time to smoke some weed and get high and play video games
I look like that and say that
>>217462829What games bud
>>217462829I wish that were me but I have not enjoyed gaming in quite some time
guys let's cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Played my COD slop, got frustrated because the game crashed. Time to read then sleep so I can hit gym tomorrow.
>>>/lit/24935706
>>217462868You really bought the new cod?
Aliens have been on earth for decades and it's been covered up because they have world destroying technology and humans can't be trusted with it
>>217462867>tfw we're the same ageI thought she was like 40
>>217462829>some weed and get highLow IQ redundant statement
>>217462895aliens are demons space isnt real stay woke
>>217462829Me but reading.
>>217462893Fuck no, got that shit gifted to me cause a friend is shit with his money. It's not bad but it's not $70. $45 at most.
>>217462933Do they have wacky skins like the last cod?
>>217462949Nah it's more grounded right now, but I wouldn't put money on it staying that way.
>>217462867>>217462896>she's only 32 years oldHOLY FUCKING BOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGED
I bet the mikey rosberg jew fucker would fuck laura loomer he probably thinks shes a 10 rofl
i would stuff n puff Mikey ngl
>>217462976Mikey Madison is beautifulLaura Loomer is hideous
>>217462752Did I discover a free food glitch?>go to restaurant>order food>dine in>sit in area near the door>eat about half the food>text friend>friend enters and causes a ruckus>after the ruckus have friend storm out>friend flips over your plates/tray on the way out the door>get comped replacement mealWhere's the flaw?
laura loomer is mike in 4 years she already looks fucked up and ghoulish
>>217462996Wrong, Mikey will become a mild
>>217462990all of these tear the corner of your 100 dollar bill cafe scams are all useless ever since vines and tiktok everyone knows them all now. maybe back in 1999 you could do this but not now
>>217462985Nice lips
>>217462996>>217463000*milf
>>217463008yeah good for sucking my penis
>>217463010she already looks like an ugly jewish mom bro
>>217463021She looks like a beautiful young woman, which she is
>>217463033hahahahahahhaahhahahaha go to bed, mikey
>>217463004What if the friend is a really good actor? All he has to do is start an argument with the cashier and storm out of the building.
It do be like that
Stop posting that revolting hoe
>>217463079Franklin gonna get in DEEP trouble if he keeps this up.
>>217463079It happened tho.
>>217463079idgi
>>217463079RCMP glowie is gonna freak if you don't take this down
>>217463100The "thousands of unmarked graves" aren't real lil bro
>>217463118They were lil bro.
>>217463079Mass graves won't convince Holocaust deniers anyway so fuck itThunderbird killed em all
>>217463071you're boned bro could maybe MAYBE work at a chain shit hole where nobody cares
Lets smoke weed and listen to some records
>>217463128It was confirmed in canadian courts that there was no proof for the holocaust in the 90's there is no holocaust to debunk anymore, it's already been done. You believe in a fiction.
>>217463132Well I still want to try it out. Maybe this weekend. I'll let you know how it works out.
>>217463151Meds
>>217463127Not the ones that magically were found after 2020
>>217463151I mean like the Holocaust that almost got rid of the gypsies
>>217463159If you're not in the pokey
Sydney mogs Mikey
>>217463151If Canadian courts determine something you can safely assume reality is the opposite of their determinations.
>>217463128Except there is evidence of the Holocaust and the bodies were exhumed. The "unmarked mass graves" at residential schools were never exhumed and it is now illegal to question it
unc ass chuddy lil bro fffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>217463190Right but like even though there's evidence people would deny itThey deny my thunderbird evidence too
Stop posting these Project Monarch'd mind-controlled DID whores.
>>217463192This jit cracks birds
>>217463172I'll just be an innocent customer trying to enjoy a meal. I don't think anyone would call the police over an argument and some spilled food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Gb03nGXtE
chatgpt is so retarded, like every time hes like this will fix it FOR SURE then its even more broken, then he asks me some shit and its like this tells us EVERYTHING then sends another broken script and his memory is super short so like 2 3 messages later hes already on some other shit
>>217463187Super convenient libshit. Every classic argument was systematically debunked live and in the court records. If you want to keep believing in santacaust be my guest but you're being willfully ignorant. I prefer living in reality.
Go honey bun catch the Holy Ghost
bf made tacos
>>217463218>hesChat is a girl
>>217463224If you ever find yourself on the side of Canadian courts you're either evil or a retard. Or both.
>>217463202So you're saying we should just believe completely fictional events for no reason
>living room TV volume at maxdad must be stressed about something
>>217463239The thunderbird is real, paleface
>>217463237Cutie little baby. Don't let me wake you from your dreams.
>>217463243he found your mom alone with the dog with the door closed
>>217463259it's definitely not that...
>>217463265Niggas be like “I’m fighting demons” whole time they just gay skull emoji
mom is like hmm I wonder how my only son turned out autistic, meanwhile the only thing I inherited from my grandfather was a box full of pocket watches with trains on them, some of them are nice but most just had particular models of trains he thought were cool, where the fuck you think the autism come from???
swear with gpt if it dont work at first it aint never gonna work
>>217463325>where the fuck you think the autism come from???For me, it was her having a kid at 40
>>217463325Do you like trains?
lower back hurts
>>217463325you're not autistic. being a little strange is not autism. autism is a debilitating developmental disease rofl
>>217463345I think they're cool, if I grew up in an area with a lot of them I probably would be more interested, I think subways are cool too I want to ride the new york subway at least once in my life just for the novelty
zoomers be like "my lower back hurts i guess i'll kill myself bussin no cap"
>>217463359It's a spectrum. Some individuals will never function outside inpatient or residential settings. Some are highly intelligent and work full time
>>217463361Do you have train models
>>217463359He's posting frogs on 4chan
>>217463383fr fr no cap on godbut seriously my back is killing me
>>217462776One can hopehttps://youtu.be/iKKNb_HlDZY?si=bTK6uy1tJ2_OydQo
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765329436632459.mp4
>>217463402No but I have some tank model kits and a few books on identifying different kinds of tanks and was briefly considering joining the army to become a tanker when I was in high school, that same grandfather talked me out of it because he was in the military and found it miserable (he still did it for like 20 years)
Really wish it were 1910 and I was living in the Rocky Mountains right now.
Listening to music my mom used to play in the car when I was a wee ladhttps://youtu.be/tPnK39ax_AM?si=mPvZhShForf2e2gn
Ran straight to Vegas again. Thinking I'll blow up the silver rush after I get banned from all the casinos. Idk yet
>>217463174Amaha?
>>217463477Gayson, how many hours you have in NV?
It's honestly hard for me to even comprehend what it's like to have sex. But the idea of having sex with a really sexy woman is just so foreign to me that I straight up CANT even imagine it
JACKOFF JACKOFF JACKOFF RIGHT NOW JACKOFF RIGHT NOW JACKOFF JACKOFF RIGHT NOW JACKOFF RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW JACKOFF RIGHT NOW JACKOFF
>>217463400it's not a spectrum. they just say it is to sell you shit and get you buying pills. don't be stupid you know you're not autistic
>>217463488Over 1000
>>217463504...No
Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Goon is my favourite album
Charlie Kirk's murder really sent American evangelicals into a psychosis.
>>217463523for me it's the beatles white cum album
>>217463523Addison by Addison Rae is my favorite album
>>217463525I wish it did. I'm ready to wear some faces
>>217463079Reminder that they are trying to make Residential School "Denialism" illegal even though they have tacitly admitted there were no mass graves discovered
Gonna have sex in a bit
Never gonna have sex
>>217463577tell him to lube up lol
>>217463577Shoving a dildo in your ass isn’t the same as sex.
Made an atrocious thread and will probably get banned again
Fun fact: there's no mass graves found because the Indians won't allow them to exhume the alleged graves because they have some bullshit belief about disturbing graves.
I worry that the things in my imagination may never be made into something physical that other people can see. Maybe I should go to prison so I'm free of distractions
>>217463504if you insist
Just had a very random but vivid memory
>>217463607A likely scenario. Just like that 1000 sex party video with Bonnie Blue that has never dropped
final ultima test
>>217463607Lol that's just an excuse nigga, some Dutch company offered to use some high-tech LIDAR/SONAR that they use in warzones to find masses of bodies much more accurately without disturbing the soil. The featherheads then switched to saying that the company doing the ground-penetrating scans needs to be Indigenous led o algo.
do it again
But really, I don’t understand the 67 meme.
>>217463631Childhood or adolescence?
Sometimes, I want to drive to Mt. Shasta and join a cult or something
>>217463659it doesn't make any sense, zoomers managed to ruin memes
>>217463659SIX SEVEN!!!!!!!!!
ok now it works nicely
Just did my ab workouts
>>2174636599/11 airlines
>>217463687This but arms
>>217463659It's police code for when a body gets found
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pjy6a2xWHk
>>217463687I bought an ab wheel and all it does it target upper abs :/
Is Hitler cool?
>>217463695I'll do that tomorrow>>217463714I can't stand using any equipment like that. Weights and a mat only please
just made a script that auto compresses images larger than 4mb for 4chanx, anyone interested
>>217463716he was alright I guess but the nazis were pretty cool with their uniforms and such
>>217463729Already implemented in 4chanXT isn't it
>>217463716No he was an insecure dweeb
WELLLLLLL HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY
>>217463716>Beloved by everyone around the worldSeems like it
CharlieKirk
some trannies are hot and i'm tired of pretending they're not
Help, I am 28 and accidentally took the blackpill browsing r9k 11 years ago.How do I untake it?
>>217463757It's over for you, horse posting freak
>>217463744ok but now i'm about to make it work with video file as well AND remove sound from it if it has it
>>217463755Yeah but what's the point?>99% of trannies look terrible>1% pass, a fraction of that look like hot women>but even with all that effort, surgery, makeup etc. they still have a dick or a mutilated wound>a regular woman can still easily mog them most days without effortWhat's the point? You're pursuing a few thousand men when there are billions of women instead.
>>217463788>What's the point? You're pursuing a few thousand men when there are billions of women instead.I feel the same way about gay people. Especially when you consider the vagina is more pleasurable than a butthole
https://youtu.be/v7BddpYYNGk?si=KIL5H9bLQsF3sbrAhttps://strawpoll.com/NMnQNba4Wg6
>>217463786Well that's based Get it into XT
>>217463873no doxx pls
THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF
>>217463788None of them pass
>>217463788the truth is you're also just pursuing a few thousand women too. women in your state, 100 mile radius, 18-28, also single, not black, that's like what, 4 thousand? maybe less? its not much
>>217463788the penis is what gives it the novelty
I always can't sleep after working out
>>217463922you didn't workout hard enough lil pup
>>217463757read marx
>>217463889THE WHOLE FUCKIN THING
>finally got my first job >restroom attendantMy parents are so proud of me. I'm 32 but finally I'm contributing to society and providing value to my community
Where'd everyone go
>>217463889How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>217464044Do you get tips
>>217464044are you supposed to piss on that man
reeses animal crackers are kinda mid tbqh
>>217464044what does a restroom attendant do
>>217464044do you wash the penis
>>217464049Sometimes but at most like 1 out of 5 people usually not even quite that many.>>217464052Please do not>>217464069I provide soap and towels as well as mints, gum, colonge, and lotion also I keep an eye on things and make sure everything is running smoothly
>>217464044will you help me wipe
>>217464044My first job was airport maintenance. I cleaned bathrooms
>>217464069Either sell coke or tell you who sells coket. Knower
>>217464044That's good man. Good on you.
>>217464082what colognes do you sell
>>217463755the sight of dick should be an immediate off switch if you're straight. it doesn't matter how "feminine" the rest of it looks. you are part gay.
who could have ever predicted what a nigger life this would turn out to be
Took a two-hour nap after work, which I don't normally do, but I just couldn't keep my fucking eyes open. something about this time of year makes me sleepy as hell
6 7!
>>217464129It's the sugar plum fairy
it's only 8 pm. crazy stuff
>>217464143This dude lives in Alberta
>>217463660It was when I was 13, we had an overnight field trip at school to go see some shit in DC, and they were showing Blade 1 and 2 on the hotel TV and all the guys in my room agreed to stay up to watch them and we watched the first movie and I was like holy shit this is the best movie ever because I was a faggot and loved vampires but then the second came on and one of the guys was like this shit is so fucking gay and we should just go to bed and the other guys were like uhhh yeah sure lets go to bed and I was just haha yeah sure and I never saw the rest of Blade 2 and for some reason I remembered that very vividly BUT ALSO I now realize that kid that said it was gay was a massive bitch and started getting bullied later on and he was probably just sleepy and just wanted to go to bed and Blade 2 was probably decent and I'm gonna watch it later
>>217464155It's 8:10 in Alberta
>>217464163berta brooos
chat, my dick is leakin.
so I'm just supposed to tug on my schlong until goo comes out? sounds like a fucking scam
unprecedentedhttps://youtu.be/fIntv_QfQjU
its sex o clock at me+your mom city
>>217464192Sometimes we use someone else's mouth
>>217464194OMG I NEED A SWITCH 2 NOW
Oh my God there's nothing good on TV tonight
>>217464194skyrim is goated though
>>217464194I need skyrim on on refrigerator
>>217464213Mfer posting from the 90s
>>217464229best I can do is advertisements
>>217464208Me af
TV party tonight
>>217464246This makes me want to scalp someone
Can't wait for this miserable year to end
>>217464252Gonna have a Nervous Breakdown instead
Fucking skunkberg keeps having melties right outside my apartment and i can smell his dank skunk rage even with the window shut. Its the third time this week already
Seems like the kind of night to get high, play EU V and watch Frasier in the background.
>>217464281Are you sure it’s a skunk and not someone smoking weed?
business idea: gang stalk schizophrenics through the smart refrigerators
>>217464158I suspected as much, those random childhood/adolescence clear memories hit my unc ass every once and a while too. Nice anecdote.
>>217464309did you know that europa universalis is latin for universal europe
i was just about to hack the mainframe then gpt reached its free plan limit
>>217464311Yeah I'm sure, I see his little skunk turds on the sidewalk and sometimes I see him rustling around in the bushes across the street
>>217464343Yes, it's also the name of a board game from 1993
I support Israel
alri moshe shekelberg
Did you guys know insect population in the US have decreased on average by 75% in the last 30 years? Now you know.
bet israel would be an unironically good place for a vacation
>>217464382Yeah and stupid ass chuds think nothing is wrong with the environment
>>217464387Too bad it’s filled with jewbergs
>>217464382I kneel
>>217464387I've been and it is. They luv merica. Hot women and a lot of historical places to see
>>217464387only good if you like history rest is dogwater
I'm going to visit North Macedonia
I saw this instagram reel earlier while driving where this mongolian cooks lamb in a pot of black tea
>>217464382good :)
just watched destiny react to piers fuentes interview. piers bodied that clown
nah fuentes dabbed on that retarded boomer the whole way through
>>217464382Oh no what ever shall I eat?