latex edish
is this the new?
nigga tipping 20%
sixty six sizzling sausages on the ol' stove
Hello boys x
If you appreciate my posts, please remember the author on your way past*holds out my upturned hat*
>>217472642ram ranch really rocks
>>217472619edward the confessor in 1966: >>217472591
chic-chocs. ... >.<
>>217472602oh canada not you too
Forgot to change the tip on my Thai food order the other nightHope Abdulrahman enjoys his extra $30
>>217472655
Remember back in 2013 when all the European monarchs and the Pope just decided to abdicateWhat was that all about
fucked it
>>217472655*drops a (You) in the hat*
>>217472663you're out by 900 years but still made me lol
>>217472671It's actually worse here than the USA Some places will set the tipping prompt on the payment machine to start at 20% and go all the way up to 30% Even at coffee shops where they just fill a cup and hand it to you
used to do uberjeets deliveries and occasionally would be offered a tip, disgusted me and made me want to tell them to FOY
completing a short course about health and safety online
business idea: bubble computer where it pops bubbles in the inside water to create light to show things on screen
>>217472686could delete it and post again
>>217472675added a £1 tip to a late night maccas order the other week to get it accepted by a courier and he didn't bring me the drinks bag so i spent 15 minutes on ubereats chat trying to get his tip taken off but they said there was nothing they could do
he's not french, he's an araba bougnoule
I love latex
catberg thinks the can of peas i’m about to open is for him pathetic
Edward the Confessor in 1066: >>217472591
Driving lesson soon feeling stressed and anxious. Need to tell them I want to switch to auto
a country full of the people that fuck up bringing the drinks bag from a McDonalds order will soon be running nuclear power plants
>>217472748
>>217472739well he won't be gifting you with any dead animals this Christmas then
when i went to america and was asked for a tip, i'd say this:"here's a tip, move somewhere with better worker's rights!"the response was never good.
>>217472720IIRC they don't see the tip here until after they deliver it so I usually put it down to something more reasonable Also it calculates tips before discounts which include 2-for-1 offers by the restaurant, he got a tip based on a bill that was 2x higher than what I paid Still seething about it as you can telll
>>217472750>still can't drivei guess you really are a woman
i've just woke up, been in a coma for 5 years
>>217472775didy ou get raped
might start drinking bleach for a bit of fun
>>217472775morning sleepyhead
>>217472775alright mate haha nothing has changed in the world at all nothing whatsoever
>>217472750grow some ballsoh wait you've already got some
>>217472509Dick pong can linger if you only use soapI have the solution for you. It's called Hexeal rubbing alcohol 70%. It's advertised as a rub and massage lotion so it's safe for use on the whole bodyI use it to wash my knob in summerIt gets rid of persistent smells instantly like magic If you want you can also use regular hand sanitiser
>>217472772Elaborate larp. I thought he did off himself for a second.
here's a tip:
>>217472775Remember to mask up
>>217472736hilarious*boots you into outer space*
>>217472704saw this youtube video once of a canadian lad doing food deliveries and the premise was that he would eat some of their food if they didn't tip him on the app, very scummy but also funnyit backfired when he arrived at a place where they didn't tip him via the app so he ate some of their food, but offered him a cash tip when he arrived, so he went and got them some more food as an apology
>>217472720Done in by the brownbiomassMaybe you'll think twice
>>217472752Realistically, as long as the white population is at least 10%, they'll be enough white people to carry out these tasksSouth Africa had a nuclear programme with a white minority
>>217472804hexeal is just a brand of rubbing alcohol, you can get any kind of 70% rubbing alcohol and it will do the same thing although you really don't need to do that ever unless you're like an autistic ocd retard or something
How is the culture of this country meant to survive when 80% of the country consider watching television on Christmas a noble tradition?
>>217472846what's wrong with watching television
>>217472846what else is there to do? shops are all shut and it's winter there so you can't have a barbie and play backyard cricket like you can in australia
actual temperature: normalfeels like: freezing coldright then
>>217472845that's true, but i like hexeal. some of the other brands of rubbing alcohol have less professional-looking labels, so i trust them less
>>217472836That's why I lower the tip after the fact
>>217472864Spend time with your family?
>>217472841that was when the 10% whites were the ruling class thoughif all stratas are equally diversified there's no hopeimagine south africa having a nuclear program now
oh the weather outside is rapeful
the happy DW: https://i.4cdn.org/int/1765350954586009.jpg
>>217472880and do what? talk about how much you all love each other like a weirdo cult?
>>217472886slop
Shan't be clicking
>>217472868Haha yeah
>>217472864Singing, dancing, playing music, drinking, talking, telling stories, shagging your nan, going to church, going for a christmas walk, entertaining children, charades, quizes, board games, etc.
can YOU work out the GCHQ christmas card?
brits love their telly
>>217472907nigga lives in the polar circle lol
Driving instructor not here. Hoping they've stood me up and won't come at all
>>217472915its true, i watch telly everyday
>>217472902triggered at straight white male activities?
>>217472899Play board games, cook and eat together and yes chat around a coffee/tea/hot chocolate.
>>217472899bizarre that you cant comprehend just sitting around with your family for a few hours one day each year. you must be a properly atomised runt
other brands are available but they look like they were made in a bathtub by chinks
My family's Christmas traditions? Well that would be drinking early, arguing, mum's breakdown, kids fighting, and being unable to finish christmas dinner as I've eaten too many sweeties despite mum telling me to wait until after dinner
>>217472864a south african once told me they also have a pretend christmas in july so they can have the northern hemisphere experience. do you also do that?
>>217472935No one cares mate take a hint and stop talking about cocks all day please
>>217472912so this is what it's like to get mind-raped by the government
>shagging your nan
imagine being such a tight pole that you don't let your cat yam when he's still hungry
>>217472927fuck off and die
>>217472912I'm actually quite good with cryptography so I think I'll be able to make at least some progress given enough time
>>217472938no, that's very strange
>>217472938that would really be a more enlightened approach in the spirit of what the observance is supposed to signify
I fear my eyes are too small for my face
might employ myself in a self-employment kind of venture
>>217472955saw a picture of her sodomising the redheaded lad with a zucchini (brits would call it a courgette)
>>217472948I was replying to cock pong lad. It doesn't have to be this way
>Spent the birthday sleeping in bed how did it get like this. No cards no gifts nothing. Bought myself a cake from the shop but seems pathetic to eat it all alone in my bedroom.
>>217472957Don't speak to me like that
anyone in here a girl and like doing dishes?
don't think women can smell their pussies, otherwise they would be retching all the time
>>217472990CWLTSYC
>>217472980they call it aubergine in france
>>217472955imagine if you were tiny in the pot and she slurped you up and swallowed you whole
>>217472976you know how every east asian feels
someone post it
>>217472937*hugs you*
happy dog wife happy life
so are the two Ratatouilles Jews then, they have very Jewish features
>>217472984He's not real
>>217473018Rule34
the EU is this: "I am a stereotype therefore I must do things that uphold my status as the stereotype. that is my place in the EU"
>>217472987usually spend my birthday hungover tb f
>>217473063I am in the EU and say this
ktim
>>217473082when youre eating pizza and a big log of poo hovers over your pizza oh wait thats your hand and there is poo on it
>>217472976little beady eyes fella, untrustworthy face
>>217473082Funny how Italians serve pizza with chili flakes and oregano here, too.
got the visualcapitalist.com onspecificallyhttps://www.visualcapitalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/histomap-big.html
Mental how the EU would have worked just fine if it weren't run by weird eurocommunist loons
>>217473117>>>/int/cum
>>217472978just say your having a wank
Considering having sex, weighing up the pros and cons
>>217473082When you're used to eat with your hands but it's something dry and solid instead of wet slop incrusting itself under your fingernails
what are paki pizzas like?never tried one but i imagine they're extremely doughy and greasy and often undercooked in the middle
217473117Most boring post of all time
>>217473123so the UK then
>>217473123should have had a shifting capital instead of being entrenched in brussels
>>217473151The ones near me are goodWe have higher standards than Brits though
>>217473151greasy but not bad
>>217472980I call it an eggplant
yeah the Donald Trump hosted game show galore 5 year superbowl where thye pick out the new capitol out of a hat
>>217472955post it
Digging the trenches around Brussels.
bloody woman on the lotus eaters podcast today
>>217473037
>>217473104>oh wait that's your handkek
mental how 30 is the new 20
>>217473223hell yes!
>>217473223Unc is losing it
if you drink you stink
So is Donald Trump (Fart) annexing Greenland or nah
>>217473213cor
Don't get who plays these Steam indie games of which 15 new ones come out every day. Like who's like >"cooorrrrrrrr UNBEATABLE and Netherworld Covenant comes out today been waiting months to play those can't wait"
>>217473225horse POV you are looking at a horse (human female)
>>217473243No in fact they'd rather you forgot about that and annexing Canada or Panama or Gaza.
my xbox is still in denmark
>greenland>its not green>iceland >its reasonably greenkind of cool they had reddit humour in 1100s
what would your hustle be in prison lads?
>>217473259Probably sincere individuals who aren't crippled by their insecurities and need to perform for others
>>217473243Not until he gets his nobel peace prize
>>217473278Rapist/Predator
i've made a horrible mistake
might create some pointless module 'courses' about preventing stress from having too many emails and then sell those courses to the government
>>217473278Raped/Victim
>>217473278snitch
>>217473277the twink was at a uni club meeting earlier and told i look like a first year even though im a year behind on my masters because of an accident
get the horses posted
>>217473259I've been playing Paradox games for over 15 years now and that's all I'm happy with
>>217473316meant for >>217473278
aye ah gie ya tuppence
>>217473278Cumslut arsewhore wank slave
>>217473278the guy holding t-bag's pocket in prison break
>>217473278I would just get really good at making hoochI would be the walter white of prison hooch
>>217473317
>>217473315*shanks you in the shower*
Completely at the end of my tether with work right nowThey just made a shitload of people redundant but I didn't go voluntarily because they strongly hinted that if I would not only be kept on but there would be reward for me in terms of a promotion and more money, and I saw them do exactly this for someone I still work with, so I believed itThey then didn't give me either and now I'm sat in a bomb crater with no colleagues in my team and I'm expected to build everything up again with no incentive or rewardHonestly naivety on my part
>>217473358my thoughts exactly, there must be ways of making prison hooch that doesn't taste like shite
Goth slagssssss
work christmas meal on Sat, can't wait to see the toilfus outfit
>>217473402you can ferment any sugary drink and make wine i’m pretty sure saw a game make dr pepper wine on reels
>>217473396*does a big yawn*ye?
>>217472864How about enjoying time with you family you horrid little incel?
it’s possible I’m the smartest man in the world if I can pull this off
Buy an ad
>>217473421grim under all the makeup, piercings, tats, clothingbut regardless will draw in thousands of simping retards like yourself
mad how you can only be young once and then that's it
>>217473446you and i both know that there's narrow chance of that, and if you honestly interrogate your own feelings you might realise that you don't really care about that either
>>217473453post wrist
>>217473402I would have an emphasis on quality. Fresh fruit (not potatoes), marmite (not bread), decent granulated sugar. Also no using empty disinfectant containers or bin bags for storage, only clean plastic bottles
rorke disassembling his laptop on a medieval blockbook
>>217473496I feel bad for people like you
>>217473453what are you doing there mate
I cant interrogate my own feelings because people are always spying on my thoughts
>>217473481delete this
I need rhinoplasty
>>217473529he's taking his hard drive out so the police dont find it
>>217473496That's not true? I could equally allege that if you really search your own soul you'll find that you are coping
>>217473453are you making a bomb
>>217473278id be the prison lawyer. read all the legal books and give advice to the crims.
back from my wankvodka 1/5 manhatten cafe 3/5 (agnes digital 5/5)
>>217473396sounds great. you get free reign to do as you please with no oversight. wish that was my toil.
>>217473496Maybe if you left your smeggy bedroom you'd realise there's more to life than wanking and anime?
I feel like it should be illegal for mousey to wankA devious adult hand wanking a retarded penis
>>217473554a girl from uni had one done in albania couldn’t tell the difference honestly
retarded horse
>>217473608it's almost like he's raping himself
>>217473278l'd write erotica catering to the lads fetishes
>>217473523what kind of person is that?>>217473557>>217473596>performative outrage>projectinggrow up
>>217473453make sure you run a magnet over it before you throw it away x
might go for a walkmight have a wank
I need to get her pregnant, for real... >the turf! >:I I love it when the horses do that. super creek does it too, the eyebrows
>>217473633The ones whose upbringing and family relations are so degraded that they cannot imagine anyone having an honestly good time with their family on Christmas
>>217473505I’m white>>217473529>>217473558Replacing the logic board because it’s broke>>217473637I’m not throwing anything away
>>217473496Properly grim the life you live. I'll be spending Christmas with my parents, siblings, nieces and nephews (I am unc) drinking, playing games, walking the dogsteins, eating good food and relaxing. What has led you to believe this is unattainable for you I don't know but I hope it gets better for you
>>217473608he should be in an asylum getting electric shocked and left in a strait jacket in pile of his own filth
>>217473632what if they got too horny reading it and tried to rape you up the arse?
>>217473618girl from my school had it done when she was 18went from looking like a witch to fit asfalso know girls from my school who had breast implants at 18/19
Concerned over whether the lad from Ratatouille consented to being violated like that by the lass from Ratatouille or whether it is entirely consensual
>>217473658this jit is jolly
>>217473657>I'm whitepost write then
>>217473657I'm praying for you anon
there's always that one anon who wants to see everyone's wristmight be a sexual thing
>>217473664any teen pregnancies in the school by chance?
im the right person...>the right person doesnt have to try I dont! I have that going for me then
>>217473666Consent is a suggestion in Fr*nce so rape doesn't exist
not celebrating christmas like Lord Protector Cromwell (PBUH) has ordered
Paging doctor mousenonce
CUNT
>>217473732now make them kiss
why does linguini have an american accent when he's supposed to be french (of italian descent) and why does the food critic anton ego have an english accent when he's supposed to be french
>Error: You were warned. You must first view this warning to post again.
>girls from my school who had breast implants at 18/19Grim
wish I didn't blush so easily, it's incredibly imasculating when it happens amongst people I know
Right well that's all imageposts filtered for now. On an imageboard no less imagine that.
>>217473720actually, noit was an upper middle class school
>>217473771ooh you're a saucy tart arent you
>>217473695Why
A man has been found guilty of murdering his ex-girlfriend's sister and her three children in a house fire in Bradford.Sharaz Ali killed Bryonie Gawith, 29, and her children Denisty, nine, Oscar, five, and 22-month-old Aubree Birtle, after setting fire to their home in a revenge attack when Bryonie's sister, Antonia, ended their relationship.
>>217473778Pedos raiding again are they?Guess I'll take my leave then
why's it so dark these days? was bright 6 months ago
>>217473778please give me a cheesy French pick-up line I can use on the Suisse toilfu, she has been noticeably more friendly with me lately
where’s gorpheus?
the og cap S tier horse guest is double O affinity, actually. 1 more hour! time to go clean or be productive for 45 minutes again
>>217473804that's global warming im afraid
>>217473800Working on Macs is difficult and you're doing one of the most difficult jobs Hope it all goes well
>>217473651>>217473658this is not what i was saying. i was talking about how it's fine engage in activities with your family (watching tv together, playing cricket, etc.) but realistically you're not going to have any kind of stimulating discussion with people who come from different generations and subcultural niches so you have to rely heavily on external things to maintain harmonyi'm sorry this discussion got twisted to this point but you can thank that holier-than-thou runt from earlier for misrepresenting my point
>>217473804leftypol draining the all the light out of this world
>>217473804wokes have dimmed the sun
>>217473804vax status?
>>217473808man you are what they are talking about when they say that lonely people mistake being nice for flirting
>Denisty
>>217473808Sorry I'm a spergy incel and I wouldn't want to ruin your chances.
can feel a sneeze coming on
>>217473823>but realistically you're not going to have any kind of stimulating discussion with people who come from different generations and subcultural nicheswhat a fucking stupid thing to say
Don’t jelq yourself
rorke putting circuit boards on fabric sheets and not wearing his ESD and having many qualifications from Microsoft sar
>>217473852you're gay
>>217473801Shouldn’t have shagged a ‘sheed
>>217473864you're underage, or at best under socialised for your age
>>217473823Oh well I still disagree with you Often the most interesting conversations happen between people who are very different Usually Christmas is so busy for me we don't have time to get into anything deep anyway and it's just lots of cooking and jolly festivities
damn I thought that I had time for a cigarette before 45 minutes (to 3) but nope its already that time or nearly is... at least now I can have a cigarette later without running out even faster (have 5 more days yet for the tobacco to last!)
>>217473823I guess it depends what you mean by stimulating.
>>217473853why
He's actually such a good goy lmao
went outside and around the corner and it started pissing it down and im in my hoodie without a rain coat so i came back home. walk cancelled.
stimulating my willard
>>217473886Mousey-coded post
watched Hamnet last night. got no jokes to make about it, it was a genuinely fantastic film. highly recommend
>>217473821Thanks bro
>>217473909at least the children are safex
Stimulate this*presents my bussy*
>>217473902Still mad he BTFO your little virgin freak leader the other night?are piers humiliated spic fuentes
>>217473892He doesn't know what he means, he hasn't had a stimulating conversation in years
>>217473914William Shakespeare wasn’t a real person, it was likely numerous writers who penned the name together
>>217473372>>217473434>>217473530
>>217473935*assassinates you in Deptford*
wake up mr. rorke and smell the ashes
>>217473902actually mental how piers genuinely thought he convinced all his viewers that he thwarted fuenteshe saw the comments on youtube and x and shat himselfthe boomer died that day
>>217473935not true
>>217473922so immigrants are stealing 26% of the benefits also I doubt this. their 7 wives all claim benefits, for their 8 kids
>>217473922That's Rorke offline until 2026
>>217473922>Over 74% of benefits claimants in the UK are WhiteIt should be 100%.
rorkes cat
>>217473902Him bellowing for lockdown like it was some blokey no-nonsense approach attributed to outsiders and not just state cheerleading was so utterly egregious, a cancerous man who needs to be taken off TV.
got a headache but can't be arsed to go to the servo to buy some overpriced paracetamol from the smelly curry man
>>217473935this rumor was unironically coined by a jew
>>217473837she was literally shoving her arse in my face and asking me about my sexual preferences, I think that's a bit beyond being nice
LETS GOOO
>>217473453got your password from this
>>217473975HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>217473996yep im sure a new woman every week does that also women are retarded
>>217473999no way you have fixed that laptop
wtf do I get mumberg for Christmas
>someone does me a small favour>feel guiltywhy am this ?
>>217474014Swear down lol I’m actually the best
>>217474000so what are you gonna do with it? stupid retarded paranoid schizophrenic. shut the fuck up
>>217474024you have lost izzat score jamsheed
>>217474017get her a book
>>217474017get her one of those extendable back scratchers, $10 off amazon and she'll love it
>Mr. Rorke? It's time for your state mandated castration.
>>217474017if she's too boomer for spotify etc you could make her a usb/whatever works in her car with all her favourite songs/albums etc. or telly shows for her telly if it has usb
>>217474017BBC dildo
>>217474017Getting mine an electric blanket since she doesn’t have one
might do a solo trip to birmingham for a bit of incel walking and day drinking. is there anything worth doing? it's the last big uk city ive never visited
>>217474052don't think a USB full of pirated material really counts as a gift
>>217474032i cannot believe itgenuinely impressed if true
>>217474034>stupid retarded paranoid schizophrenic
>>217474017
>>217474017blacked.com experience day
>>217474061yh you can get stared at by wogs and pakis
>>217474061fuck off geowizardmong
say hello to mr chinook
>>217474061why the fuck would you ever want to visit that dump
>>217474070maybe to someone who thinks money is everything. took me an entire day to do one for my mum and it was her favourite gift ever
>>217474056>>217474082the raped
lots of culture in Birmingham
proper spicy poo causing an ISSUE presently as I sit on the toilet. the root of this problem? four hot wings, scranned last night
>>217474061just visit all the different spoons and grab a pint at each oneshould give you a good idea of the city and its inhabitants and culture
>>217474112ignore the tard, he doesnt have a soulits the thought that counts but hes watched so much GBnews that he doesnt have those any more. remember when you talk to him from here that he doesnt have a soul
>>217474112>maybe to someone who thinks money is everythingeh? there are more options than stupid USB gift and money
>>217474148retard
>>217474157I've done you, no need to sign your posts
>>217474073I’m not lying I swear this is the old logic board thing I replaced
used to toil with a boomer who would pay me to put a bunch of pirated films on a USB drive for him
flagging as fuck at toil just get me to the boozy christmas days aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
rorke is highly regarded. ;)
shan't be getting my evil mother anything for Christmas, hate her
>>217474183why?
>>217474172gay porn films amirite
logic board?more like logic bored
>>217474198she butchered my pet rabbit and served her in a stew
halfway through my data protection elearning module course
why has my knee gone red
>>217472622>>217472622
>>217474223gay knee
got a beer in the fridge. tempted to drink it
>>217474146>>217474112I'm not saying making a playlist of music for someone isn't a thoughtful gift, in fact it's a pretty standard thing to do for a loved one ever since cassettes were invented, but handing your mum a memory stick on Christmas Day and explaining that it "took ages" to drag files onto it is absolute runt behaviour
