The Archies editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3plj_Xplus
enya died for our sins
welshmong's gay and autistic
Gf is making me ham on toast and then we are going to watch Mad Men on Netflix
ham on toast
>>217489137are you okayyes or no
>>217489141sounds like one of those uncanny universe moments in a film where you see a reality that's almost exactly like ours but just bizarre in trivial wayslike who tf would want ham on toast and to watch mad men in this day and ageget her to make you a cheese toastie and watch alien instead
>>217489141i'm drinking whisky and then i'm going to cry myself to sleep and dread the coming of the next day
>>217489141Bit late innit
Gf is making me peas on toast and then we are going to watch Mad Men on Netflix
might get on the hot choccy
the loathsome fung eater
>>217489144That's the Honourable Member for Maidstone and The Weald, so show some respect.
Lot of chauvinistic talk Maybe she doesn't want to make him a toasty?
>>217489141that is peak comfyhave you shagged her up the arse?
i had a bunch of archie comics when i was a kid and i drew extra cleavage on the girls
>>217489141why are you starting an episode of Mad Men at twenty to midnight? Don't you both have work tomorrow? Why are you eating a toastie at this hour as well, did you skip dinner?
sir fungus muncher
>>217489190then why make toast at all, just do a ham sandwich
saw him in tesco
>>217489141had a bird offer to make me a ham toaste once and she literally just made a ham sandwich and put it on the foreman grill, no cheese or butter or anything to make heating it up make sense
How can i heal.... how am I supposed to heal, when I can't feel time.
>>217489209t. cuthbert cringeworthy
>>217489167this except I'm going to drift soundly to sleep knowing I'll be working with the toilfu tomorrow
>>217489213I work from home so I get up at 8:55 every morning and it’s called supper
>>217489231leave him alone he has a lot on his mind
>>217489220Easier to make toast than a whole toasty also then its warm
might watch anchorman on my laptop
>>217489249nah its dinner
>>217489231Whys he making the Jim face?
>>217489231did you actuallywhat was he doing
>>217489283Nah it’s breakfast, lunch, tea (that’s at 5pm) and now supper x
hi nice to meet you my name's Lukewarm Ham
sorry but are we talking about literally slices of ham straight onto toast, which is very retarded, or are we in fact talking about cheese and ham in a sandwich which is then toasted
https://youtu.be/ypINKMapdE0
>>217489189Sorry I'll try and behave
>>217489320interesting watch but the music is dreadful
for me it's a lovingly pre-prepared ham & cheese toastie from the kitchen of Sir Cathedral City
eric claptoan
>>217489307What kind of toaster do you have where you can put ham and cheese in it?
Sipping lean
>>217489386processed slop
>>217489386goychow
>>217489393
i don't like toast i just eat bread but if i've eaten something people normally eat on toast i just say i had toast because people think you're weird for eating eggs on bread or beans on bread
>>2174893863.50 for that? taking the piss
>>217489408a fucking LEAF
>>21748940886 with a better hairline than menigga has a proceeding hairline
night lads
>>217489428you don't like the taste or texture of toast?
>>217489408thanks for highlighting the headline, wouldn't have known the purpose of this image without it
feels a bit more sophisticated drinking wine from a wine glass rather than just sinking fucking cans of lager
>>217489428Must be proper weird being autistic
>>217489458*kisses you goodnight*
>>217489471>from a wine glassmust be nice
You've all got the Christmas presents purchased, correct?
>>217489492mostly yes
>>217489492not one
>>21748948175p at tesco you dolt
>>217489511I don't have that kind of money
might try "wine" one of these days
>>217489425I need one of those Do you like the one you've got?
She did a good job
>>217489558Give her a pat on the bum for me
>>217489558is your gf literally ruby granger
>>217489474yeah it is
>>217489558Did she not even butter the outside? Is she like a stupid paki or summat?
>I'll be up in a minute, honey, I have to show my 4chan friends how good your sandwich looks!
>>217489558this image activated my incel ragehope you both DIE
>>217489558mate she's literally brown
the lads did NOT like that post
Great now she's crying
are we still doing the "pretend cunt who spends 24 hours a day here has a wife/gf" gimmick?
>>217489558looks fuckin raw mate
>>217489492all except one for my sisters fiance but I don't really care that muchhowever none of it has actually arrived yet, so I have to remain in a permanent state of apprehension as the days tick by until every gift actually turns up at the door
>>217489554mine makes good toasties but bit annoying cos can't remove the grill plates so cleaning it can be a bit of a chore
ruining mad men by reading out every post about my gf's shitty steamed ham to her
eating more ikea sour gummies
You ever pooped your pants?
used to love knockout gaming npcs in gta 5
>>217489660I threw my previous one out because of that and the nonstick coating began to flake off Gonna look for a good one that'll last forever thenThe removable plates seems paramount
that's not a meal made with love and affection
>>217489666i drink too much soda pop
>>217489683because he made it himself
>>217489666
>>217489666Dozens of times
>>217489714>tf>tp
>>217489706may not be his best performance in the stands but at least that's a solid skinfade
>>217489666er... no....*duck walks out of the thread*
got a girlfriend now
In the planning phase of Project Have Sex With An Adult Woman 2026
>>217489774what's her nameethnicitybust sizedoes she swallow?
>>217489774What's she like
>>217489774you ever...?
>>217489804>>217489810Chloe, white British, from my estimates around 32cIdk yet>>217489813Not as of yet.
EVER SHAG HER UP THE ARSE
Kill Strelok.
My grandpa Braedon is on the twisted teas again
>While there have been calls for child sex robots to be banned from Britain, no one seems to be advocating a similar policy for their adult female counterparts. This seems simple enough: It is illegal to have sex with a child, but not with an adult woman, after all. But it is also illegal to have sex with an adult woman who does not consent, and consenting is not something these robots are capable of.
Bet there's a cunt on /brit/ called Jayden
>>217489866getting sooooooo mad at this! grr!
>>217489866this is not the cyberpunk future i was promised
>>217489880only jayden I knew got kicked out in year 9 and last I heard tied someone up in a shed and bashed their knees with a hammer
kissed and shagged a ton of girls during first year of uni but after that it's as if i'm invisible to women
>>217489911only jayden I knew was in my school and he threw snowballs at the side of an old couples house til the man came out and then he punched him
>>217489926was he ginger?deffo got sent to a behavioural schoolmad how evil some kids are young
supper
>>217489941it was in a behavioural school already lol, he was a horrible little cretin and yes he was a ginger
Cody garnishing his dinner with stubble
>>217489965boring mate. we've all seen the same 4 scat webms you post from the botnet. you are boring.
women of unclear origins
>>217489950why were you in a behavioural school
>>217489791Sick freak
Poo haha
>>217490014What's your problem?
>>217489986why did you post this
>>217489947update: i have added feta to the salad
a poo poo pain on a choo choo train
>>217490004Because I'm a mentally ill retard and I had like 300 detentions in half a year
update: glass of whisky has been finished and am tucking myself into bed
Have not seen catberg since Tuesday Hopefully he comes home soon
>>217489791ktilm, made some excellent advances in my social skills this year so I might actually have a shot in '26
>>217490055Why did you put hair on your mushrooms?
>>217490055is it real feta or some fake yank slop???
>>217490074And it's lush.
>>217489947Looks good mate. Ignore that AWFUL mean Canadian arsehole. I imagine it's sour grapes.
>>217489986
got mumberg an expensive hand-painted kettle for crimbo, she better fucking like it
Bradley Walsh is a man of God he would not laugh at that webm
>>217490156Looks like he's crying
>>217490070She’d shit in my mouth.
>>217490168With laughter
>>217490156so what it's just a reaction imagestupid fucking autist
>>217490194bit harsh
>>217490194*starts raping you*
poo niggering
>>217490194
Bradley Walsh here. I gotta say, that video was in poor taste.
in bed
>>217490107i didn't even notice his tripe. plate would've cost him $18.99 CAD anway
Ham on toast has been eaten, Mad Men has been watched, now I’m all comfy in bed!
>>217490089i get real feta simmer down
>>217490290Secret Goldeneye areas like...
>>217490293Is this Mad Men?
want to browse gif but am holding a sleeping baby
>>217490328Browse worksafe gif then
unsolicited dating advice award goes to mumberg
baby just farted and grinned like a cheshire cat haha
think it might actually be poo it stinks
>>217490380
>>217490280get her shagged lad, give her one from me *winks*
been blasting Exile on Main st for the last hourhad London calling on for the hour beforeneighbours trying to sleep must be seething about my boomer rock and rollserves them right for not leaving a space outside my house to park my car when i finished work.might do dark side of the moon next
might follow lei feng's example
>>217490489Good lad. Currently got The rise and fall of ziggy stardust on myself
>>217490489blast out some zappa matehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGQxI0G6mKk
Svlad Cjelli
If you're gonna make a boring post... Could you not? Just for a bit, we'll see what its like, yeah?
Things don't happen to you. They happen for you.
>>217490494>Lei died in 1962 at the age of 21 (22 by Chinese East Asian age reckoning, by which a newborn is age 1 at birth), when a telephone pole, struck by an army truck, hit him as he was directing the truck in backing up
They've got no business being that fit
>>217490510nice. ive got to get a copy of the rise and fall of ziggy stardust. great record. >>217490512i dont have any frank zappa records, honestly i never got into his music
>>217490526lel sounds like he had it coming
>>217490526
>>217490526classic chinese death
bizarre how women see their partners as a physical and literal extension of themselves
>>217490568innit
low is my favourite bowie albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV_UsQPTBy4
>>217490572truke
>>217490572niggers
I can't listen to music without imagining that I made it
>>217490572i don't think black can be bred out like that
>>217490613that is the ancestry of most "white" americans
>>217490608I do this this techno music and I imagine I'm DJing in front of thousandshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swt81Go-XKY&list=RDSwt81Go-XKY&start_radio=1
>>217490613it can
>>217490613
I went to the dentist today. I think I did pretty well (the social interaction) but there was one part where I might have messed up.>dentist and his nurse assistant lady are getting ready to do their work on me and we're talking>I mention a city where I used to live>nurse lady says she was watching a documentary from that city where some guy murdered his girlfriend>I say "um it wasn't me haha">I'm just trying to be funny and chill>they both laughed but I still think it might have been weirdWas that bad?
>>217490669Sir Cole Palmer
>>217490669explains a lot about him
>>217490675No it was a decent joke. Calm down mate
fucking screaming
>>217490708They knighted Rorke
>>217490675i'd laugh
>>217490669yeah? your just proving my point
>>217490708
>>217490675My dentists and doctors are less fun. I try to make lighthearted jokes but they shrug them off. :(
my girlfriend is so beautiful I love her
>>217490737
knew a guy with the surname gaylord
>>217490572black queens forever snow bunnies never
>>217490725>this is a black man
knew a gay lord
>>217490737Heard his great grandson was at the Battle of the Bogside
>The real horrors of the ‘scromiting’ weed disorder plaguing ERs — from dwindling to 87 pounds to ‘nonstop puking’ for a weekHuh, I though scromiting was a word made up by brit posters
knew a gaylord who fought at the battle of rorke's drift
Pole Calmer
been eating a lot of christmas cookies and treats, poo has been absolutely disgusting as a result of it. had to shower after taking one just to be clean
just scromited a weed
fuck I missed Kill Bill at the cinema
wine was peng
>>217490856I still have half a bokkle
>>217490833I wanted to go but I made plans already. Die Hard this week though!
horse palmer
>>217490833just watch the first two volumes back to back
>>217490869I DID drink it over my tea tbfIt's so unbelievably easy to drink
>>217490875You can torrent The Whole Bloody Affair
tarantino films are for incels
>>217490923you could say this about any director really
Watching pulp fiction
honestly not sure whether I will be able to shag the new girlfriendtoo fit. might not even get a stiffy
>volumes (movies)>films (movies)>records (albums) >series (season)
>>217490954bet you wish she was a man instead
>>217490970a little bit yeah
drinking eggnog wonder how stomachberg would handle getting drunk off it
>>217490934maybe a bitbut him especiallyyou can see how the actors/actresses hate acting out his incel fantasies
sir benjamin netanyahu
fuck sake farted and my arsecheeks are wet, I don't dare check
>>217491000someone always sharting their undies in this thread.
>>217489866Infant males can't consent to having their penis mutilated, we banning that then?
>>217490976is there something you want to tell us, la?
>>217491023Not reallyJust that if she had a big cock like 7+ inches I would let her fuck my arse
i'm thinking of a film and you have to get it by only asking yes or no questions
You don't see dried out dog poo these days
>>217491034I don't want it.
>>217491031maybe you can talk her into pegging you or something
>>217491031how big is your willardjust wondering mate
>>217491034nigger
>>217491042all gets eaten innit
>>217491051might try that>>2174910679 inches and pretty thick too, idk how to measure girth doe
I have dwarfism
>>217491087well it just isn't is it
>>217491034yes or no?
>>217491042the reason dog poo isnt white anymore is because of something that used to be common in dogfood but isnt anymore
>>217491097What reason do I have to lie about my cock size
>>217491110Why'd they take it out? Due to the woke?
>>217491117to make me feel better about mine
might have a poo (in a loo)
>>217491128let's see it then
>>217491042wonder why that is aha... *crawls away on all fours, a poo stink trail following close behind*
>>217490957film/series is just what lots of people here say, movie/season is more of an americanismrecord usually refers specifically to a vinyl these daysi hope this sooths your autismwhat really pisses me off is when someone calls a song off an album a "cut"
it's actually because i scuttle from street to street gobbling and crunching up all the white poo under cover of darkness
>>217491131not gonna show but it's 6.5 inchespretty embarrassing
Off to the pictures on Saturday to watch a film
>>217491154That's still above average, 4 inches is average
>>217491094thoughts on peter dinklage?
My cock? 12 inches. No reason to lie on 4chan.
>>217491120dunno
she dinkle on my peter til i george R R martin
>>217491167most girls i talk to all say 8 inches is what they usually take
>>217491169I heard a lot of other little people dislike him
Rewatched The North Water
You see, I often talk to girls about what size penis they take
>>217491193he keeps fucking over other midgets
need to be up for work at the chicken kiev factory in 5 hours but my horrible burns are keeping me awake
>>217491142>when someone calls a song off an album a "cut"that's a niggerism
You vill acquiesce to every americanism and you vill be happy
It's so dark that I can't even see
have an exam tomorrow went to fuck all lectures including the exam prep onedrinking guinness using chat gpt like a boss to give me all the answers and summarize what i likely need to know so i can bullshit my way through it
>>217491213It's actually called the chicken kyiv factory mate.
>>217491220Come on lad, even Australia managed to learn the English language properly, I'm sure you can do it too if you just fully engage your brain
>>217491237yeah well done mate
>>217491220often hear zoomers now talking to eachother in put on yank accents, especially the spergy and/or troony ones, then they drop it when they speak to someone outside their peer group
sweet anitastreamer awards 2025just fucking saying.
>>217491249thx :)i thought i was fucked
>>217491263what happenedwas she fit
Mouse utopia
>>217491282just go punch it into youtube, watch the clipunreal
Received a warning for posting a picture of Jada Stevens’s ample backside on /sp/.
>>217491263dennings-esque chebs
>>217491224open your eyes
>>217491289Just a matter of time before he gets his cock out again
>>217491296Somehow bigger than hersIt lush
>>217491290>>217491296Indians
got a warning on reddit the other day for downvoting an american making a british "people" joke that hurt my feelings four times off different accounts
Don't really understand polytheism How can there be more than 1 God
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_2frMzyEPAwhere's my Wishbone Ash edition? A great Sturm und Drang band of the hippie era
>>217491321How can there not be? (don't bother answering you are a retard )) POST HIDIDEN b
>>217491346Not an argument
chicken wrap I got from bossman's tasted like dish soap
>>217491312yanks + indians (nature's best friends) dominate the british world wide web now, both countries founded on hating the british
man got a chicken soap wrap and is blaming bossman omds
>>217491321Don’t know about polytheism in general but in Mediterranean paganism, the gods tend to either be the personification of things ie Gaia literally being Earth or Nyx being night, or having domain over things ie Zeus and lightning or Pluto and the Underworld.
>>217491361I had a Pepe's earlierToo much fucking rice. Ridiculous.
>>217491361should have got the junior spesh
>>217491399looks like elton john
>>217491378Just can't wrap me head around it
>>217491399https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOF6_kHBkyg&list=RDsOF6_kHBkyg&start_radio=1
>>217491321most polytheistic pantheons dont really have gods like God-God in the Christian understanding. Most of the gods are just very powerful beings
>>217491412>>217491420Elton John looks NOTHING like that plate. You need to get a fucking grip.
>>217491399elton john x delhi belly mashup
lads this is a major crisisI've been lying in bed since 10:30I think I've lost the ability to fall asleep soberhaven't attempted it since Octobershould I just go downstairs and down a few pints as usual?
>>217491431Bullshit. Elton's been nowhere near that plate, you're a moron if you think so.
>>217491436then you'll need to piss constantly
>>217491436nostop being a degenerate alcoholicif you don't sleep all night you'll sleep the next night
>>217491436go for a run now so you're tired x
>>217491436grow up
>>217491436Just sprint around the block a few times, that will make you tired
>>217491436go for an incel night walkclear the mind
sir grim alkie
>>217491444one time sorts it>>217491450I have toil at 9 (schoolteacher)>>217491451>>217491463>>217491464not my thingabbot ale it is wahey
miss my wife
>>217491506where she gone
>>217491512The gerhkin
>>217491512mars
>>217491512other side of the villageshe's asleep
reminiscing the 2000s
>I have toil at 9 (schoolteacher)
nova>217491523
well thats all the (You)s ill manage to get in here this week used up at once
Going to make liver and onions sometime soon. Good healthy meal that
>>217491530this is the average /brit/ user after a drink or 10
having a stroke [of the willard]
move>>217491523
>>217491553bossy
>>217491553staying here for your cheek
>>217491530*checks watch* ah yes, time to be a 30IQ mong
>>217491524ktimlistening to paramore
