brit tits edish
>>217491523The Big Book of Lovely British Tits
HAHAHAHAH 6 7
>>217491523for me it's the great tit
>>217491578You’re a great tit
>>217491588done him
Seaside army will never die
do animals do anal sometimes
>>217491588only great tits here are the ones on your chest you fat cunt
>>217491609you have to assume so
Just caught a vibe
>>217491609dogbert doesnot sure if he likes it or not
my line manager and another manager aren't on speaking terms anymore and I have to ferry communications between them.it's like my parents right before the divorce when I was nine all over again.
dipping the quorn sosij rolls in the craft hot sauce
>>217491609when I'm in the mood yeah
>>217491547you winning lad?sorry, I meant weeing. you weeing lad?sex weeing?
>>217491609well how do the gay ones shag
>>217491638Night shift?
apparently rhesus monkeys dolook at him, loves giving the shitter a go doesn't he
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1765120979937785.webm
nothing wrong with a bit of bum sexi've done ithave you not?
PRIVATE LIFE DRAMABABY LEAVE ME OUT
>>217491609
>>217491669no but I've had my bum licked
where would be without frenchmen having the exact gay horse sex webm we needed
right well that's two faggot horses isn't it
my dog will shag a leg why wouldn't he shag a bum
bet toby wishes he was here
>>217491674
Goodbye ArchieGoodbye NigelGoodbye KieranGoodbye Liam Goodenough
i don't even fucking enjoy having sexwhy would i want to shag my girlfriend lol
russia oral sex drone strike
poo
>>217491724reckon it's time to get into scat?keep things engaging?
>>217491746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbMQYV-XuhA
>>217491753no I just won't fuck her matei'll say I'm asexual or somethingi'm good at manipulating women
btw you are a mentally ill bastard for even saying that ironically.
babystein finally asleep after non stop shitting/crying/feeding cycle since 10pm too late to have those beers now i reckon
Yer da's an alkie /brit/ poster
>Your sister brings her new boyfriend to meet the family and he's a yank Your response?
I AM A FUCKING GOD AT ALL VIDEOGAMESGRANDMASTER OVERWATCHGRANDMASTER LEAGUE OF LEGENDSSUPREME CS2Shame I'm such a retarded cunt irl
>>217491793this is your da's revenge
>>217491834you said masters in league last timesuppository please
I'm a bad bitch
>>217491834>SUPREME CS2Prove it
>>217491849It's not exactly hard to rank up if you're good at the game you awful awful bastard
shudder at the thought of what a child raised by a /brit/ poster must be like
eating a cheese sandwich
>>217491829I wouldn't care, as long as he was white and treated her well
>>217491865Come 1v1
>>217491867the difference between master and gm is hugerage on lielord
toby iron rank in league ...
>>217491893and when exactly have YOU played League? Keep in mind I'm unemployed and spend MOST of my time playing videogames
>>217491910toby teemo support >.<
toby's teemo vs my juno whos better supp
>>217491920religiously from about 2016-2023
>>217491929My Juno is probably better than yoursThen again, toby's teemo is probably 10000x worse than yours
>>217491920>and spend MOST of my time playing videogamesany of them mass effect?
>>217491941NO chance...
>>217491938Been playing since 2014 because I wanted to impress some adult woman who OBVIOUSLY would have never been interested in me lol
league of ordinary incels
>>217491956I'm fucking Grandmaster support so you should go fuck yourself bastard
Cyka Blyat
Might play some Overwatch right nowOnly had a bottle of wine and a beer so I should be fine lol
need to find a cozy single player game that won't make my laptop overheatcould be time for the 20th morrowind playthrough
>>217492013Stardew Valley. Pixel Art game
>>217492013horse
Livin' in the jew world
Spreading some of Emma Watson’s butt cheese on crackers. Yummy!
>>217492052too fit for words
>>217492020not playing startroon valleyspent a chunk of last year watching an ftm play that in our flat>>217492025is it even engaging though or just dopamine numbers, you'd be surprised how little I actually know about the game
>>217492052Her willy is bigger than mine.
>>217492052Bloke... that's a bloke!
just got told im as sharp as a pumpking 5 /brit/s ago
Watching American Psycho (2000) on Amazon Prime Video
imagine sharing a flat with a disgusting zippertits ftm troon fucking hell
>>217492092buy an ad
>>217492092nice>>217492108
>>217492063you can ignore the minmaxing aspect and just play through all the unique stories to make the horse girls happy :3
>>217492063why did you watch a tranny play it lolnobody forced you to do that
>>217492111kys
>>217492102they didn't live with us they were just always roundvery nice person though, basically just a girl with childhood trauma >>217492116they'd come over to see the people I lived with and splitscreen play it on the telly
>>217492150ahhhh I seewell did you ever try to fuck him?
>>217492150kys
>>217492150>basically just a girl with childhood traumayeah not shit lol
>>217492164kys
meltdown
>>217492175kys
suck it goy
>>217492164god noquite a largeish girl but had a nice caring energy about them
>>217492208kys
>>217492193kys
>>217492208stupid git.
Might become a monk
Came awful close to pulling the trigger on an uberjeets just then but no
>>217492219?
>>217492234kys
>>217492208>refers to her as a girl>afraid to use the correct pronoun (her)this your brain on gender cult brainrot fake kindness
>>217492240you should have fucked herdoesn't matter if she was a troon you could have made her normal
>>217492234janny will not like thatnot one bit
>>217492253gp (good post)
>>217492256no interest in doing that
>>217492256but i'm not gay?
>>217492279you're so bent.
>>217492291turned down multiple (two) bent lads last year too
shagging a woman who's a man but is a woman but a man ahhhhh
>>217492310bottom or top
>>217492310ffs, just go to London and seduce a Nigerian descent woman
>>217492317the one I can remember was definitely a bottomI'm short but he was tiny
brekkie time
>>217492331if it all goes wrong with my gf (likely) can I fuck you
>>217492331kys
>>217492329meat-free energy for shift x
>>217492344kys
>>217492344noI'm only bi-ish online (they're calling it the new straight)
>>217492362kys
>>217492341brits and their boiled eggs
>>217492362feel like this is a bit gay really
>>217492368kys
>>217492377kys
Just yammed an avocado
Walking around the city centre after dark in nowt but me y-fronts
>>217492379kys
>>217492374https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VR2OWMY30Ec
when did lee move to the UK
>>217492371I'm just text on your screen it's not that deep
might kms
they airlifting dominoes in scotia plaza yeah? x
Meltdown haha :D
Seems like there’s an automated spambot in the thread
Seems like there’s an automated bumboy in the thread
kiss yourself
>>217492439Done him
really is scary knowing that mermen exist and live in our oceans
>>217491627How does that even happen inside of a company lol
>>217492443That's just toby hunting for swans
>>217492443i probably look like the one on the left (balding and long hair)
>>217492455lolol
gonna go for 6 coffees tomorrowand then 7 the next
Need a haircut but can't go get one because I'm afraid the barber will attack my neck with scissors when I'm distracted
Got an ache in my bollock
>>217492498
>>2174924986 7
>>217492498SIX SEVEEEEEN
alien and merman sightings up ten trillion percent following a 70 year lull after the advent of camera technology with the emergence of AI photo and video generationcorrelation doesn't equal causation though
cathyyank is right about you lotchildish.
shut up man
miss my sense of childlike wonder
>>217492527aliens exist
>>217492534i too, am a bitter and beaten man
>>217492541so this is rorke
>>217492541who even does this
That’s gay
>>217492555they probably do (or did or will do) but we won't ever meet due to the vastness of space
>>217492571they/them
>>217492571me nigga
>>217492571who even gets bummed?think a lot of people do
Another gif...Excellent
>>217492580sc
>>217492577they are on earth as we speak
>>217492587Did your gran? I doubt it
*x-files theme plays*
>>217492598far too peng for words
>>217492598Wow she's cute wish that happened to me
Let’s all post faggot gifs
partial to a tranny freak but you wouldn't let them top you would youjust not right
>>217492607didn't the revival retcon the entire alien thing and it turns out it was all the US governmebt?
well that's a bloke wanking a woman off, sucking her off, then getting bummed by her then
The universe is too complicated for humans to even perceive
>>217492634it's fine. as long as they have a nice cock then it's worth it
>>217492626
>>217492656for you maybe for me its easy
>>217492669
remember me?
>>217492673Shut up
>>217492680predicted this exact reply years ago
>>217492638I dunno I never actually watched the original or reboot, I only know about the X-Files through cultural osmosis.
>>217492687Yeah? Predict this *rapes you to shreds*
just been raped to shreds
>>217492669I’ve been done
>>217492694He's an autistic freak coke addict prick but makes great movies.
>>217492694i used to dance just like travolta here whenever i went out drinking
>>217492730Same but in Saturday Night Fever
>>217492721*made good movies >>217492730ktim l
>>217492721they've been getting worse and worse alasyou still get good moments but they're mostly indulgent shite now
need funny pics
>>217492807
>>217492748bet you felt fabulous doing it too
sleepy
>off-licenceExplain yourselves.
>>217492943same thing. just means you can buy booze there but can't drink it on the premises
How to speak Chinese
>>217492975always scream at this
>>217492966start doing this
>>217492966https://voca.ro/18YLwFXHW7ifeasy
CAULIFLOWERISTRADITIONAL
>>217493010i don't think it is desu
Going fishing with dadberg this weekend
Gonna buy another pair of new rocks
Outer space is not real
>Going fishing with dadberg this weekend
>>217493104You look like that
>>217493095what light pollution does to a mf
>>217493128no i don'ti'm much uglier
>>217493143but just as zesty
>>217493148can't be zesty when you're ugly
right well i'm buying another pair of new rocks
>>217493157tell that to every tranny
he said zesty, he wants to be african american so bad
>>217493164i always do
>>217493168it's the zesty foden pic
>>217491834stop lying incel
https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Batarian-Lolita-sticker-by-Hjemi/74236467.EJUG5right, well that's greg's chrizzy present sorted
>>217493242
Jews Don't like them
hate trannies
>>217493257it's the season to be jolly sir
americans are so wasteful with their mayonnaise, look its not even going on the sandwich
Just bought a pair of new rocks
>>217493298is anyone supposed to know what those are
just bought a new cock
>>217493281don't care anymorei'm consumed by hate
Really hate the yellowman. More than pakis, nigs, jeets, beans or any other flavor of wog.
>>217493317KILL YOURSELF.
>>217493337mate
>>217493355Bladee wore them
>>217493370he's also worn a freemason outfitdoesn't mean unemployed bradford pakis should own multiple pairs of "new cocks"
>>217493337Diego should wear these
got a big dishydrotic eczema blister on the end of my pinky
>>217493337>>217493298new rocks are for cute goth girls not great big horrible men
>>217493398Except beautiful goth women love them on men>>217493387Fuck youYou know where I liveI'm not from Bradford and you deserve to die.
>>217493398must be exhausting to live like that
just bought a new pair of mschf big red boots
>>217493417it really isn't that bad honestly, the boots are super expensive which obviously translates to comfort.
>just bought a new pair of mschf big red boots
>>217493398Sexo!!!!!!!!!
off to tesco anyone need owt
could 2026 be the year of /ScottishRiteCore/ â–˛
Foreskins are overrated
>>217493467yuck
scared of everything
*sighs loudly* catberg wants to do his nightly playtime so i suppose ill go do that
>>217493473
attacked by demons
>Foreskins are overrated
18th century english aristocrat do be sayin' 12th century scottish aristocrat as provincial aristocrats
im scared of everyone and everything and im a weak horrible runt and im a huge misanthrope and society rejected me because of this
>>217493485sounds like infant trauma
>>217493530sounds like you rejected society
i altered my visage in a way that was grotesque
>>217493530ktim
The Faustian farten bargain.
>>217493538tranny
>>217493530ktimktimktimktimKTIM
>>217493530did society really reject you or are you just sitting around at home actually
Visage mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMPC8QJF6sI&list=RDUMPC8QJF6sI&start_radio=1
>>217493563ktim
>>217493563the latter is because of the former
Got nervous and pooed in the air conditioning unit again
>>217493578the farter is because of the forter, fuck off to /r9k/ you whingey virgin
eating an orange
Wish I could go the rest of my life without seeing another human face to face
just got a (you) for a post I never made
>>217493594where do you think you are
>eating an orange
>>217493613in my house on my computer :)
>>217493588Your country doesn't have air conditioning.
huffing carburetor cleaning spray
>>217493594its late night /brit/ it was only ever gonna be whingey virgins
>>217493611You've been hacked
huffing cillit BANG
Kim and Aggie r34
>>217493653femdom
All women should die.
i don't want to faggot postbut i feel compelled
>>217493594
>>217493676fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>217493684Why is he sucking a turd?
>i don't want to faggot post but i feel compelled
Want to go back to sleep but I need a poo but it's late and my toilet needs a bucket to flush and I've got one but it's so loud
>>217493703don't mock, it's a disease
I'm doing it I'm doing a poo
Just discovered as I'm leaving my job in a month that you get paid for your unused annual leave but not sick leave and I've been using annual leave like an absolute sucker
Why is this the only general that talks so much about poo? I'm beginning to think anglos are the poo eaters not Germans
>>217493779>angloslmao fuck off you little larping gaylord
>>217493754ktim right now
>>217493779It's just a running joke don't take it so seriously. I've got one pic of someone eating poo and it's an American. And it's dog poo.
got gas trapped in my side
>>217493779it smells
>>217493807*dabs your nose with poo*Settle u right down didn't it angloo poo nose
Had Stanley Steemer in and all he did was spread the dirt around the entire house instead of lifting it from the carpet
>>217493779just one dude obsessed with emma watsons arse
new>>217493897>>217493897>>217493897
