on some devil shite eidishion
Surrounded by losersMisfits and boozersHanging by your fingernailsYou made one mistakeYou got burned at the stakeYou're finished, you're foolish, you failed
White girls they're pretty funny, sometimes they drive me madBlack girls just wanna get fucked all night, I just don't have that much jamChinese girls are so gentle, they're really such a teaseYou never know quite what they're cookin', inside those silky sleeves
Come on, babyDon't fear the Reaper Baby, take my handDon't fear the Reaper We'll be able to flyDon't fear the Reaper Baby, I'm your man
>>217493957>Reaperdestroy, everytime
bit of sophie then bed i reckon
What John doesn't know, is that the general he's posting in is also used to post pictures of naked women... With penises. And here comes his boss now...*Audience laughter*
>>217493897don't like the devil
Squid game
>>217493999why not lad
>>217494025he's a wicked fellow
This jit cracks centipedes
labubu? more like, lapoopoo
>>217494061scrimbibbling
Rorke googling kanye west age 808s and heartbreak
do you think people in the 1320s were nostalgic for the 1290s
>>217494149They'd never heard of it, couldn't count
kids visiting the Vatican in 100 years will be asking what AI inputs Michelangelo used
Want to lick her anus clean.
It was the year 0-10 until about 1986
Plasticworld has to be the most underrated Pendulum track. Vibing to it right now. Sure hope they play it when I see the in Febhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n38CCq8ggU0
>"Me mum and me dad"do brits really? lmao
>>217494207
watching a movie called weapons right now, boring as watching grass grow
>>217494230Kind of liked that one
Might get an incel e-bike
christmas christmas christmas
Christmas
Happy Holidays to all people of all nations, cultures and religions
I have dark evil gothic villain vibes
SimplyHavingA wonderful Christmas time
>>217493989Top post this, read it in his voice. Miss Jeremy beadle like, beadles about was top tier telly
>>217493989excellent post
Blaze
>>217494553you're doing this deliberately aren't you
you scumbag you maggotyou cheap lousy FAGGOT
Police are seeking public assistance to locate a 12-year-old girl missing from North Ipswich since 5 December.
>>217494641do children really go missing that often
>>217493897source: mexican movie "alucarda"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beINamVRGy4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX7RDvVkxzU
Who else out sippin they gulp
She cacked her undie.
Morning lads.Still haven't heard anything back from her. This is Day 3 now (she sent me a message on Monday evening saying she'd message in a "few days").I'm honestly sick with anxiety.
another day waking up in my shit incel life
filtering that wojack image hash
smoking that wojack image hash
smokinmg that poopoo pack
don't see no wojak me must already have it filtered but sounds like it's for the best
>>217494641Nose piercings at age 12.What are those parents thinking?
>>217494800Get on the Stoicism lad.
>>217494800baited nobody award
right thats thursday morning then
>>217494907where's he off to?
barely 4 hours sleep time for another shift aha
>>217494857I'm trying to remain calm, yeah.I keep telling myself she will reply, but there is this nagging doubt in my head that she won't because I told her I'm a virgin.
>>217494668Any good?
stop giving him attention you utter spastic
got stalker gamma but idk what im doing
Sweet home alabamaWhere the skies are so blueWatergate does not bother mee
How the fuck has this lad put together a curry burrito like thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/k7W3TXFix0I
Just put me rubbish out as its bin day. And then poured myself a nice cold cup of cider as a reward
Need an Emma Watson farts, poo, and sex gf.
The dead internet theory isn't real yet but it probably will be one day. This will make real life more meaningful and enjoyable for most people. I'm optimistic for the death of the internet, actually.
he posts on the internet
>>217495193shes bang average
What happens to bitcoin if the internet goes kaput? Never seen this even brought up
>>217495215Well I'd bang her and increase her average.
>>217495219what happens to capitalism is the internet goes kaput?
me mum was a lampshade and me dad was a pair of shoes. What do you have to say to that rorke?
>>217495238Probably continue as it did before the 2000s
it is morning
>>217494641Why are you guys so unoriginal can you not think of names for places yourselves? Have to copy us
>Boiled egg and soldiers for breakfast. Cheese and Piccalilli sandwich and a Penguin bar for lunch. Cod balls and mash for dinner with Arctic Roll for afters. All healthy fare
>>217495302this is what happens when they try themselves
American Tourist Eviscerated Online for HIDING While Female Companion Fights Off Robber
unleashing unspeakable evils on a woolies roast chook
Cheers mothin la
>>217494651I NEED this girl!
Feeling majestic and whimsical
half life 3 WILL be announced in less than 24 hours
>>217493897I like the UK, how can the US help the UK? besides being less gay and all
>>217495407so true mothin x
>>217495404for me, it's waiting until 8:95pm and getting them at 90% discount
>8:95pm
>>217495442Australian time is crazy!
>>217495431Mad how you could go to the same prison they're in for posting this on Facebook.
>>217495407When this inquiry thats going to reveal the ethnicity of offenders comes out there is no way the BBC, ITV, etc aren't going to declare>BRITISH MEN MOST LIKELY TO BE CHILD ABUSERS
>>217495414Good bod on her. When I was scrolling down and saw her face I thought she was going to be fat
happy friday lads
>>217495426
>>217495495top 10 aura and hype moments
>>217495295El gato gordo
just for you my friend i put extra :]
>>217495495Utterly mental how the only race to pass up the opportunity to enslave other races is treated like the only race that engaged in it.
Nice little Christmas dinner with the lads last night x
Winter in 10 days. You lads ready?
>>217495537Can name 3 of these people and I'm not even into sports.
bust in 30 seconds even when half-heartedly wanking. No point putting effort in on the ladies just need a wife to pump out my evil mentally ill chudlets
don't drink the hopium. they put something in it to make you forget
>>217495495You are not the UK
>>217495537Thought Le Tiss got cancelled for being a Covid conspiracy theorist
>>217495577He did.
>>217495577I thought that bloke was called Phil tufnel lol I guess I can only name Jeff stelling and Chris kamara
okay so we’ve got ex tories, immigrants… who else do we need onboard ah yes let’s get the literal whore
norm macdonald kinda fell off in recent years
>>217495604What are reform supposed to do? Denounce her? Are you promoting slut shaming now?
just done a poo and you'll be pleased to learn that it was soft, tender and very fragrant
Ed Matthews loses his Head after flying from Miami to do D Block Europes support act with Mazza and gets Violated. They Cut most of his verse out and muted his mic multiple times
For me its Ava Dalush. Amazing breasts. Gorgeous face.
>>217495617just pointing out how much of a joke your party is m8
made an omelette-cum-scrambled eggs
Pleasant hues this morning
>>217495604>literal whoreI don't think she charges
>>217495628i haven't had a good solid ringpiece-stretcher in a while it's all just been chocolate mousse that collapses out of me like a big pile of topsoil tumbling out of a dump truck
>>217495643They're not my party, and you're criticising them for being popular. Which is your party? Labour?
>>217495661You have to pay to get on the list for the 1000 men
>>217495672Don’t have one
Reckon if we increased MPs salaries to over £150K per year we'd get better MPs or not?
>>217495691a mealy-mouthed reply
I've found taking kratom in the evening and cod liver oil in the morning is giving me some solid smooth shits. Rather than the five trips a day slushy ones
>>217495691But you do have one that you claim are a joke because a sex worker likes them. Do you think any sex workers like any other political parties?
>>217495710doesn't kratom fuck you up horribly in the long run
Where’s mousey?? :P
>>217495696nah. parties will still stand 80 iq dribbling mongs who get voted in no problem
>>217495725sucked him up my arse
>>217495721You sound like a fucking faggot I’d knock you out if I ever saw you
A Bealey mouthed reply
>>217495725wanked himself to death over horses
>>217495607do you own a dog house?
i'm flava cool, my dogs. i'm down with the diggy and you shakin' cats be all about to know. you'll be seein' so mucha me from here on out, that cha'll be wishin' the popo would put a cap in my ass.
>>217495740You sound about 12 lol
>>217495740doubt that mate
>>217495722like everything else?Did read about some 23 year old yank who died after being addicted to it. His organs and skin turned green
>>217495757right on
>>217495740he's done you lol
>>217495765right on, brotha. can you dig it?
>like everything else?
feelin' like mike.
Life... life is a pigsty....
In ireland for work today
>WEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD. I NEEEEEED ME WEEEEEEEEEEEDDDdrugmongs are pathetic
>>217495805*exhales a bong rip into your 101 year old nan's face*
I'm totally addicted to bass
woke up covered in blood again
Mikey - heart of gold. Brain of a gnat
Bet365 CEO Denise Coates paid herself £277,000,000 this year, and £410,000,000 in 2020.This was more than 20,000x the Minimum Wage that she paid most of her workers.The betting industry needs to be taxed, heavily.
ShowerShaveTake empty cans outCook and eat sausages Stay sober until landlord and gas engineer has been and goneSounds pretty straightforward but the boilers fucked so it'll be a cold shower which is fucking grim.
>>217495815screeching
youre yanking my fucking chain here look at this betrayal. youre only as good as your last paycheck round here then they take you out back and shoot you like an old dog. bastards.
>>217495604suddenly letting too many in at once is a bad thing?
>>217495818Oof I've been there. Yours or someone else's?
Gambling is a mong pastime and needs banning.
People look at me in public and think “he gives off Rockstar Vibes”
bogman lol
>>217495831Is there anything more to your life than drinking
>>217495836>paying for a FREE site
>>217495858Only you, darling
>>217495840sensible chuckled x
17%
how is blud married and im still a KHHV
my daterape game is going to reach new levels in the coming years
>>217495860we're paying with our time. the new sliding captcha i just got is a nightmare especially without a mouse.
>>217495900im a KJVO
>>217495900he settled for a fatty and you didn'tknow your true value, king
Just need to lock in
>>217495900women love a man who kills commies
>>217495900that guy is a hero in america and american women also love killers
Kill Strelok.
>>217495900>well-off>famous>ice cold killer >not a sub 5>sociable
does the H in KHV stand for hugless or handholdless because i don't believe any of you have never hugged a girl
>>217495940What about men who cry on tv like pussies do they like that too?
god I love Leon, I hope it never goes out of business
>>217495974idk broadcast yourself and find out
>>217495973I’ve hugged my mum that’s it. Not everyone is a chad like you
>>217495977hadn't even heard of this chain until i read the article today
Never kissed or had sex with a woman who isn't a prostitute, me.
>>217495994how do you go through the entirety of school and uni without hugging a girlmany girls hug just to say byeholding hands is much harder though only ever done it once
>>217495997do you live under a rorke?
>>217496029have you tried being an ugly virgin freak? no
often wonder what it's like to be socially normal and not ostracizedmust feel great like flowing like water getting constant affirmation from people around you
ive put the effort in once for some pussy. i stayed on the phone with her for hours and we went on dates and out for dinners and sat in the car til 3am. this went on for about 6 weeks before she let me up the leg of her trousersnever doing that shit again
>>217495974Look out guys we've got a real badass over here
Starting a gothic aryan incel mafia we will run the pnw
>>217496061i bet they don't even realise how good they have it
>>217496061How are you *ostracised?
>>217495649shut up man
>>217496047chances of you being so ugly a girl wouldn't hug you are basically zero. i've seen some of you "incels" in real life and you're not ugly. you're a virgin because you don't leave your smelly bedroom
>>217495649Nice photo lad. Ignore that miserable cunt.
>>217496119
>>217496111just always been an outcast or on the fringes of any social gathering. the one watching everyone else talk
ok google how much is a liver scan to see if you have cirrhosis or liver scarringok google can you reverse cirrhosis
when are they banning us from 4chan?
haha
>>217496123Ok I leave my bedroom and do what then? I have zero friends. So I will just go and walk around a park aimlessly yes? And there the perfect woman will approach me and demand I marry her. Idiot
had a girl in my bed once but then i told her to leave because my mum would be home soon
>>217496162Is she mexican?
>>217496162Bro is lucky he’s rich and famous because not even being 6’4 would help you with that face
>>217496162Ugly cunt ent he
time for gay work
>>217496168look at this lonely incel ugly chud who will never have a family FUCK YOU YOU UGLY CRINGE BASTARD KILL YOURSELF
>>217496132you haven't been outcasted though. you've done that to yourself.
rorke be like, "I would not have sex with Haaland"
>>217496205You sound happy and well-adjusted
*hides haaland-shaped dildo*
Allah allah who the fuck is allah?
welshmong be like, "Haaland is proper sexy like"
>>217496206not really
>>217496205Look how horrible you are
>>217496205based
>>217496205
>>217496229gareth mogs
>>217495900>that hairlineOh dear what is he 22?
soon be summer again lads
>I married my best friend…Holy GAY
>I married my only friend
>>217496251SO WHAT?A MAN IS NOT DEFINED BY HIS HAIRLINE
>>217496257No it’s not you can fuck off and do one and take summer with you I HATE SUMMER
>>217496251the weird lighting and shit trim do not help
>>217496257Half the year's gone by by then
180mg codeine to get me through the morning
wow Marseille is literally a lost city. shameful
>>217496287yanks are not real
>>217496287Is that Charlie Kirk in a dress
Nice little morning pick-me-up before toil :)
Oi, you alright ya muppet?I'm learning Chav language from ChatGPT.
>>217496303true, true...so, how's birmingham?
>>217496310Kill it
Europoids having a competition over who has the brownest city again
>>217496310thick bastard
>>217496304That's his whole gimmick. Muh gun went pew pew and libtards died. Made him filthy rich.
balls and ass
>>217496296my favourite chemical in the world, opiates are perfection just a shame about the highly addictive nature of them
>>217496349quite based really
>>217496345WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF THEN BRUCIE???
>>217496332a place of magic and wonder!
>>217496310cute dawg i just watched it and she starts defending all pitbulls saying her one is gentle so they all are foolish broad
guys I don’t ask for much but I really need one of you to get me a job like at your job like you can just put in a good word for me or something
Gift of Jah is life
not been to france in about 8 years
>>217496349didnt he shoot some darkie who tried hitting him with a skateboard? is that really noteworthy enough to become famous
>>217496376Went this year
>>217496362women have a death drive, they like pitbulls BECAUSE they're dangerous
>>217496362reckon she... you know?
theyre doing an episode where barts an incel in season 40
>>217496376where did you go last time?
How can I stop getting emotionally attached to prostitutes?
>>217496384I dont think he killed blacks. Just white dudes. Probably would be in prison if one of them had been chocolate
bought catberg a new blanket and he just keeps shagging it, how can i stop him
>>217496392>40 seasons>only 10 good ones
>>217496304take the guns away and that's every aussie couple
>>217496412let the little lad have his fun
>>217496384he killed 2 nonces I believe
never understood the evolutionary reason for bumcrack hair
>>217496393Provence around Nice, and had a quick visit to Monaco
toilberg (female) was sat VERY close to me at the toil xmas partylegs touching
not been out of england since 2009 me
>>217496441I noticed the escort I saw on Monday had a bit of bum hairA few wispy strands
>>217496412>how can i stop himyou cant
>>217496450ask her out
>>217496445oh nicenice grub over there, hope you had a good time
government took our $30 xmas party money awaymeanwhile diversity hire politicians go on 100k trips
this is starmers Britain
yeah how did caveman cut their finger and toenails?
>>217496461
In bed ripping massive farts.
>>217496464she just got married earlier this year
i was talking to a girl from the south of france and she said the north of france is backwards and inbred, is that true? the north looks nice to me
+1 to the yank count
>>217496488oh well, i guess you'll be a sad lonely incel your entire life then
>>217496493it's a cliché, like your norf
>>217496500yeah
>>217496441get some veet on it and go about your daily activities. you'll quickly find out why we have arse crack hair
CanNOT stop farting
>>217496506but i think your norf looks more sophisticated than the south, almost like the opposite of here so it was a little surprising
>>217496508sad miserable freak
>be saskia teague>spend all day posting 'england for the english'>fuck off to ireland for four days to get railed by an irishnatummmmm
>>217496519come on, norf is still norf
>>217496512would gladly cop a few squelchy sweat farts for a 90% decrease in bum wiping time
>>217496523what does sex have to do with anything? i want england to be for the english but id still shag a fit foreigner
>>217496532impossible to suffer in america
>>217496521ok
>>217496523Who?
>>217496512Women don't have ass hair and they're fine
>>217496535dont reckon norf is norf at all lad what about norf italy, thats pengers
>>217496552probably one of those people that only terminally online incels know about
>>217496557Women are constantly in pain just from doing nothing all day
>>217496558... how about fuck off, eh?
Bet she has bum crack hair.
>>217496532POV: you're an indian man getting off the plane after landing in america
omds outdoorboys really gave up a $15 mil per year youtube channel just to join the board of the mormon cult lmao what a fraggle
>>217496577:(
>>217496583Made his fortune didn't he, now he can be an influential mormon, perhaps even a future president
>>217496523who even is this no name bint with like 50k followers and why do you expect us to know or care about her you obsequious little virgin
>>217496580Black**
. I’m in recovery from alcoholism and I used to drink at work and one of the worst things I could imagine was being found out. People drink to cope with life and if that’s taken away, it can be hard to accept. Also if people know you have a problem then you know you have to do something about it, and if you’re not ready then that can feel daunting.
>>217496631I'm a porn addict
mad how your stomach acid can dissolve metal
>>217496583never understood mormonism like some bloke in 1820 claims he found a bunch of golden tablets with messages that only he could decypher, then he destroyed the tablets and some how developed a religion around it
>>217496594lashing out because i know north italy is better than the southdidn't mean it
NEW>>217496658>>217496658>>217496658
might go to florence next year
Got waited another 1800 years to reveal the full truth to his final prophet, Cody Smith of Illinois
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
