Comin' at ya, like a beam, like a ray edition
Countries spending the most on OnlyFans in 2025 (Via OnlyGuide): 1. United States — $2.63B2. United Kingdom — $531M3. Canada — $355M4. Italy — $355M5. Mexico — $291M6. France — $237M7. Australia — $237M8. Germany — $237M9. Brazil — $194M10. Spain — $194M
>>217496682Absolutely fucking mental isn't it.
Might go to Florence next year.
Prophet Kody (pbuh)
>>217496642no it cant
I don’t give a heck
>Occupations:>pickle manufacturer, Islamic philanthropist, King-elect of Islamestan
>>217496682all me
>>217496682mental how it started as a gay thingalso remember when they said they were banning NSFW content? what was that about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcTpXgs15S4ah, firenze...
popping to sainsburys, you lads want anything?
>>217496682damn white people really loving paying for porn don’t they …
>>217496694I once stayed at a Motel 6 in Florence, Kentucky.
preddy kewl flāg innit
>>217496718sausages and crusty roll lad
>>217496718Chicken kiev
>>217496729Would you recommend it?
>>217496694I'm going to visit Bosnia and Montenegro
>>217496745No the room had been smoked in.
>Pakistan’s military is demanding the UK hand back two Pakistani dissidents in exchange for taking back convicted British Pakistani pedophiles.What will kier do???
had a dream last night that my dad told me to park in a neighbour's driveway and they went and got my car towed. pissed me off ngl
omdzzzz rorke
>>217496774He sounded so depressed in that video, was quite sad actually
>>217496802No sympathy. Imagine willingly moving to a state that's hostile to everything British.
I just sneezed while I was eating porridge and bits of porridge came out of my nose
>>217496774>Good news is that he found a wifeDoing better than me then
do i even want a cup of tea or is that the morning habit speaking?
>>217496816
>>217496774>Fucktard who moved to slavic shithole laughs at other fucktard who moved to slightly worse slavic shitholeI win
>>217496774raised the IQ of both nations when he moved
Evens I cry myself to sleep
>>217496832'fee for me
>'fee for me
thinking of all the mistakes i've made in life and all the ones i continue to make now x
>Blue, whose real name is Tia Billinger, was arrested while allegedly playing a 'sex game' at a Schoolies event in Bali with a group of male tourists.>It's understood Billinger, 26, was arrested on suspicion of allegedly making pornographic material, which is illegal under Indonesia's strict morality laws.>Now, in a video seen by Daily Mail, Billinger confirmed 'the bang bus is over', referring to the single-cab utility she used to pick up 'barely legal' schoolboys in Bali.
>>217496928a woman paedo. a shaedo i you will
>>217496924just little weaves in the fabric of your colourful life mate x
>>217496947shcreaming
business idea : poo sea lion
if i was in avatar i would be toph
>>217497015bet you would, cabbage guy
Left the bagged celery heart in the fridge so long it's turning into soup
watching vids of 1 star hotels in california and they're all staffed by indians definitely a coincidence
>>217496682Honestly at this point goyim deserve to be exploited
you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps!
Its honestly pathetic how I can't even interact with prostitutes without getting anxious
Gf basically just uses me as a parcel service. Since I WFH she organises returns of loads of stuff from Amazon and I have to deal with the postman knocking and handing everything over
Enjoy this fine talk on a Thursday morning, chapshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exqz43b2X8g
Third poo of the night toil completed. Literally cannot stop pooing and farting tonight. Halp!
rorke watching grainy lisa ann porn from 2011leftypol paying 15 quid a month for pictures of naked willies
burichan theme on god, I love being white
>>217497075>you'll love the team, we're all a bit crackers hahaha! Then it's just Andrea, 53 years old, who dares to whisper "fuck off" after he puts the phone down
>>217497024thats gross. all that shit starts to release methane gas when it rots
Rorke getting stung by nonce hunters on his lunch break at the call centre
reckon nonce hunters wank over the chat logs with decoys? I reckon they do. safe indulgence innit
>A majority of American rabbinical students are now women. Most are also LGBTQ. That INCLUDES Modern Orthodoxy. Remove Modern Orthodoxy and the numbers climb even higher.Uh, Judaismbros...?
>>217497145yeah obviously
Why.
UM x
>>217497159bit pedo
>>217497145i know i would
>>217497107Dana Hayes and Daphne Rosen for me.Their ugliness combined with their sluttiness heightens my arousal.
>>217497160>Least insane female
>>217497171pedo
>>217497158>Most are also LGBTQ.yeah probably only cos most younger millennial and zoomer women consider themselves bi
>>217497075That's what I say about the aviation industry but autistic instead of mad
>>217497188you know how i do it x
>I wish to have kids, but I do not want them to be mine. That does not mean that I will adopt. Instead, I will find someone who I consider better than me in relevant ways, and have them provide the genetic material. I think that it would be immoral not to, and that it is impossible not to think this way after thinking seriously about it. Omds leftypol
>>217497188>>217497166that was the joke zoomie x
so sick of imageboard retards but normies are hardly better
every nonce hunter group got the >raped/molested* >retarded/inbred that sounds retarded but thinks hes posh and smart>rapist* >pedo* >woman (either a pedo or molested)with the * being a chance for him to be looking for an excuse for it to get violent at any moment
Adult copper pretending to be a kid talking to an adult nonce pretending to be a kidOne of them is committing a crime and one of them is enforcing the law
>>217497202yakubian
Saddened by the fact that her poos get flushed down the toilet instead of ending up on my dinner plate.
>>217497221yeah but lying is dishonest anyway so the copper will probably go to hell for eternity x
>>217497179Bullying drives anyone insane for sure
>>217497221Right well the nonce usually isn't pretending to be a kid
>>217497202Blonde hair, blue eyes, over 6 feet, pure German... wait a second
>On balance Britons think the government response to COVID-19 was not strict enough.We unironically deserve the thousand-year Starmerreich
>>217497221Adult copper talking to what he knows is a nonceAdult nonce talking to what he thinks is a child
>>217497160Poles are just weird to be fair
>>217497247So a thought crime then
>>217497202that kids gonna grow up fucked in dey head or bussy
>>217497260No reason for bullying just because we are weird O:
44-55 Indians born a minute, 3 per second. imagine all those babies coming out onto a big conveyor belt. that would be a pretty full conveyor belt
>>217497281imagine that conveyer belt going straight into the sea
>>217497281Need them all imported
>>217497287question is, if the lizard people could make Inians sacrifice their babies in a big temple, to desensitize them, then why even desensitize them in the first place? if they have such a hold over Indians?
>>217497287and onto small boats destined for NHS facilties
genuinely just cannot handle interaction with women lads.Even this latest fucking message exchange with a prostitute has me sick with worry as I think she will ghost me because I told her I'm a virgin in our last meeting. I just fucking know she won't get back to me and I will have to chase which will make me look desperate and then I really am screwed.What is wrong with me? Why can't I just be normal? Why can't people just give precise commitments? This waiting is driving me sick with worry. I am now on Day 3 of "a few days" and I am growing increasingly convinced she will not get back to me.I just do not know what to do. My assumption is she will ghost me. How can I trust literally any woman?Maybe I should just give up on the idea of seeing prozzies. A lifetime of being a virgin has left me completely jaded and nervous. I am a fucking failure.
>>217497304It's a valid question but greater men than you or I have failed to answer it
probably why they love pushing in line
>>217497310Hire another prostitute
yeah escortmong has jumped the shark
America should do MAID zones where its like you can go commit suicide but instead of a cringe pod you get a free rental gun and go to one of the mudslime zones occupied by cops/army and you get to go travel to America and commit death by cop if you want to die
>>>/sp/152445872
Mad how many are Jewish
Escortmong doesn't realise that these Escorts of his have real lives and aren't glued to their phone 24/7 like him
mad how many Islamic places in America there is now after 9/11 and that
Been ages since the nonce hunters caught former MP Ivor Caplin and he just keeps having his bail extended with no other information given.
>>217497370stop paying taxes
gfberg has asked for "moral alignment" for christmas
>>217497365Imagine telling people in New York after 9/11 that in 25 years they'd be voting in a Muslim mayor whose dad thinks it was all grand
my social media post: hugs for America! USA is the greatest
>>217496682notice how China isnt on there
>>217497394Give her an oral alignment instead
>>217497396true>>217497394I think that if you own a Ferrari or whatever and some woman is sitting on it taking photos telling you that you dont own that car then you should be allowed to beat her
>>>/sci/16867706
>>217497402nz neither :)
>>217497370probably knows which other politicians are DL gaymen
>>217497370>Caplin was born in Brighton into a Jewish family>A Brighton-based retired Sunday Times journalist and former Labour member shared a screenshot in June 2024 of Caplin's online activities, asking why Caplin was not questioned by the party about it.>Following a complaint by a pro-Israel campaigner, the journalist was visited by police in September 2024, declined a police caution, and was subsequently charged under Section 127 of the Communications Act 2003.[20][19]lol
>>217497279Relax mate, you're winning
>>217497414t. Agnes Tachyon
>>217497328I did see another one in between seeing her again I just wanted to learn about sex with herIf she doesn't get back to me by Monday, it's over, isn't it?>>217497357Their job is selling sex. I am a client. It's their job to respond to me, not ghost me.
>>217497416thats cause you have 5 people, if you had more youd be number 1
>>217497432she has other clients dickhead
>>217497433
poo
had a dream where I was talking to the fit librarian and she turned me down, then she did something which made me think she was the fittest woman on earth so I went back and talked to her again (with one thing in my head to say) and she turned me down again and asked me to leave so I said I wont say the other thing I had in my head as she was asking me to leave and as I was walking out everyone started clapping and laughing at me. one person said that you win some and you lose some. I think the librarian has a bf in real life
>>217497458That’s nice and all, but who asked?
could really do with a korean asmr gf
>>217497470Mickey Mouse
free bonnie blue
>>217497432im glad freaks like you will be single your entire life. you're clearly a self-entitled wrongun with bizarre expectations of women.
my favorite part about Gemini is when you havent fully given it a rundown in 5 messages so it forgets what its talking about and posts an image of a cat on the moon and refuses to go back to what you was talking about
>>217497489Riva Mae s. Boongaling moment
>>217497423He was acquitted, but 14 months after being charged and it took over his whole life.Upset a few influential local jews and they will tear your life apart.
my favorite part of an Android phone is how clearing a textbox pops up with "undo" so I have to go back to the clipboard to paste it and then randomly / after 2 pastes it forgets what was in the clipboard haha
i bonnie poo
>locked out of company portalim getting sacked aren't i?
>>217497489>>217497507Boongaling.
>>217497428Good for them, glad we'll be rid of them
>>217497516i have an iphone cause an awful ex gf convinced me to buy it and i hate it and i hate her and i hate myself and i hate you
just did a proper poongaling just then
today after I finish the days television working-on I will do a 2-minute plank as the first day of doing min planks every day for 2 weeks. that because it isnt enough to be NOT doing something for like a week all the time, that it would be good to actually do something every day instead of that
bonnie blue bus running over dinghy migrants
both androids and iphones suck in their own way retvrn to pc tradition
>>217497441Yes, I get that.Honestly, do you think she will get back to me? Or is she stringing me along?
>>217497516>it forgets what was in the clipboardyou can access your clipboard history with this icon
>>217497543you could’ve condensed this post into a sentence or two
what's this mode called and how do i achieve it also poo seal
>>217497551need one of those laptops with a SIM card slot so I can use it as a mobile phone and laptop
feeling mischievous
>>217497493I just want a gf and intimacy, lad.What is so wrong with that?
>>217497553it doesn't matter what i, or anyone here, thinks because you do not listen to us anyway
Please discuss things in a serious manner.
>>217497543i remember planking
>>217497551>retvrn to pc traditionWhat like a blackberry or summat?
>>217497556yeah it forgets it >>217497558theres depth to it I am getting fat and it goes deeper because planks wont sort that - if anything it will make me go get a barrel chest - so I have to do something to get skinny at the same time
>>217497567kys freak
might do a racism in greggs
I need to go get fit millenials pregnant. and millenial "Swifties" pregnant I reckon that if you like Taylor Swift then your IQ (as a potential parent) is the same as someone from Harvard
>>217497567well you're a mentally ill dickhead with unrealistic demands of people. so that obviously isnt going to happen.
>>217497579>yeah it forgets itworks on my machine, got stuff on there from last week
got the metal music on, got the vape charged up, got the beers ready. yup this is a good thursday
diego on a mad one this morning
might kill meself ladsmite jost tek mi own life brethrin
dont buy HP laptops now not since Windows 11. now they are big planned obsolescence and die after a year (without a cloud subscription)
>>217497579sit-ups and push-ups?
>>217497616buy one, format it and install linux
The black men are taking over!
>>217497619hows the gfhows gfbergs arse
>>217497370>and he just keeps having his bail extended with no other information given.Where do you find this stuff?
Diego grinding pum pum on his modular sofa
>>217497605BECOMINGGOOOOOOD SIZE
got to put some OS on my HP laptop SSD to get something permanently on there so I can use the other 20GB of SSD as RAM for a bit and use it as something like NAT booting >>217497636starting the leftshit begging for attention timer with this post
pale ks3 legs and a glimpse of white knickers
spootify wiped
Um
>>217497637she did make a facebook post monday exposing some big-shot millionaire horse trainer for whipping her horses, quite viciously might i add, so it’s been two days of journos and various horse organisations it’s growing at a slow and steady rate thanks to me
>>217497524>>217497428How the fuck is this winning? Stop being such spitfeful fucks
going to put lighter fluid in a fridge compressor to compress it and shoot it out more compressed via an asthma inhaler into a space heater in a glass container
>>217497640On the news mate where else.https://www.brightonandhovenews.org/2025/11/26/police-release-former-hove-mp-under-investigation/
>>217497577yea those were cooldadberg had one
Will receive a smoked duck later.
>>217497675>thanks to mewhat’s it got to do with youyou been instigating conflict between her and this millionaire
nailing a grey squirrel to a metal mirror and putting it in the microwave
>>217497676I stand by what I said, all the best
>>217497651meltdown
30 eggs for $20, duck eggs available on request
How do we make Pakistan richer than us then
>>217497711your life is a series of failures and melting down, because youre white and hate white people
>>217497571Ca să postezi aici ca non-anglofon trebuie să știi măcar o altă limbă, deci ești filtrat dacă ești absolut retardat.Ei neavând un filtru de genul, te alegi cu cele mai de căcat fire de pe site.
nailing a gay squirrel
ouuuh
>>217497698i’ve been feeding her more food to plump the arse up, since the question was “hows gfbergs arse” and no, the exposé was entirely her doing
>>217497676You're about to be richer than the UK, how is that not winning
>>217497724Știu unde mă aflu, mulțumesc.
Giving a grey squirrel a loving home and the support he needs to really thrive in modern Britain
>>217497724
>>217497747O zi bună.
replacing all of a grey squirrels blood pasma with DSMO
putting gray squirrels in cattle cars and deporting them east
>>2174977234chan is your life albeit
>>217497752le screaming
migrants wandering the country side gang raping every red squirrel, badger, fox, and deer they come across
conducting a nuclear Self-Limiting Power Excursion Test in a grey squirrels beating heart
>>217497570I do listen. I moved on from the Russian one.I had sex with two different ones. I am genuinely asking if you think she will get back to me or if she was being deliberately vague.
getting the SKE Crystal Pro 600 berry ice sucked the fuck off
>>217497752What sort of name is Mammamezze
>>217497784strange post
PETA in trouble for distributing uma art (silence sazuka gore)
migrants drinking all the swimming pools dry in summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvVa3W8XiP4
>>217497755Sărbători fericite, feciorule.
because silence sazuka is literally pure and perfect
>>217497820Săr’mâna creș’mar’.
>>217497820Bizarre Count Dracula talk. Not a fan.
migrants grinding swans into dust when all the british folk go to bed
what the fuck is mousey wittering on abiut? it's some sort of horse sex simulator isn't it?
Not feeling very Christmassy
>>217497842leftypol mocking rorke for eating food unseasoned with swan dust
migrants battering father christmas and burning the naughty list
this is sexy horse and if you say its not you are projecting and lying
migrants fucking the stuffing into the christmas sandwiches at the M&S factory
>>217497870FOMYEG
>>217497877projection
I think I have a verucca on one of my toes, only noticed it earlier this morning. I've purchased some Apple Cider Vinegar, duct tape and cotton wool to try out the duct tape method of verucca / wart removal.
>>217497836Vai! Apostrofuri corecte!
i make my gf call me oji-san when we shag
>NHS England warns it faces "worst-case scenario" for this time of year during unprecedented wave of "super flu"leftypol going out triple masked
Might women in fact be getting based?
I emailed NHS about my business idea hopefully it benefits the health of the public (as is the code)
i make my gf called me pakeshkumaraswarmiyarmificklepumpumiotamickeytootheygorm rumashagalhgthustrasfarta when we have sex
>>217497897modern joan of arc
>>217497895swear they say this every year
>>217497897Sisterberg is a TikTok leftypol but is increasingly suspicious of the 'mass on female safety grounds
>>217497895Wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for mongs clogging hospitals up the second they get a headache, upset stomach or a sniffle.
donkey get the camera
>>217497920That's what illegal wogs do
We are going to do things to you that have never been done before
rorke signing up for kemi badenoch’s freikorps and roaming the streets of bradford rifle in hand sniffing for curry
For me it's the unusually high call volumes we've been experiencing for almost six years
>>217497943malicious post
>>217497915>but is increasingly suspicious of the 'mass on female safety groundsShe'll probably transition to considering it a male issue primarily so that she can cope
>>217497752poo scr
watching the new prehistoric planetalready not a fan of loki wish attenborough was still alive :(
>>217497897>One of the women threw a drink at him, while another hit him in the face with her bag and a third hurled verbal abuse at him.All for simply being brown.For me its the excellent angles of cctv they have in this station. Anywhere you walk there's a camera 3 feet away level with your chest.
rorke trawling the DSM-5 for 'indian fatigue'
>>217497936And whites
>>217497986That poor lad. Was probably just minding his own business.
he probably tried to touch them up to be honest
im out knocking on doors today !
When are small bums coming back in
I love small bums
>>217497998UnlikelyWogs do it because refugees don't receive GP care and illegals do it so that they don't have to sign up to a GP. Also they're generally very low IQ.
>>217498024nonce
Leftypol seeing an attractive white woman and thinking 'wow l'd love to see her take a thick glistening juicy BBC'
>>217498024Can't see how they couldSmall arses was a forced thing
kemi badenoch sex arse
i WILL be thanking chatGPT if i pass my AWS exam in March
>>217498062it's literally right wing nuts (like you) who talk abotu bbc bro.
>>217498024how can they be when most women are disgusting fat freaks?
>>217497960I saw someone post an essay debunking immigrants rapeyness statistically once you control for about 500 different factors, meaning you can pin it all on being male.You can probably also neutralise for gender once you control for 'has total access to consensual sex at will'.
You know what? I've decided I'm not gonna chase her. If she doesn't get back to me then so be it.If she doesn't want my business then to hell with her. Genuinely hate how even prostitutes can pick and choose their clients, what a joke man.
see, the poo i’ve had can make a good man bad
noooo they have to work out to get small bums and be ballet dancers
>>217498071yeah?
>>217498062ktim
>>217498080Ozempic will fix this
>>217498083ahaha great stuff
>>217498080Get them on the Ozempic
>I'm Ben, a 25 year old Englishman living in Russia>25Bruh
I like a bum, any size
shes so fit
>>217498083Basically the same with regular women desu, best to move on to the next slag
>>217498090yeah
>>217498077Not really true actuallyTruth is it's just a fairly common fetish among millennials and zoomers, and when "right wingers" have it it's surprising and gets attentionOverall though, no, it's a leftypol fetish
>>217498081smells like cope
forgot it was 12 already
Small bumsTight jeansSkirts with leggingsDyed hair not meaning leftypolNeed them all back pronto
the BBC posting on 4chan stops now
>>217498114He looks 25, just ugly
>>217498128alright then
get it all locked downclose the pubs
Test.
>>217498114? looks 25 just a bit unkempt and balding
>>217498130i think you need to take a break from the internet and have sex
>>217498130>and zoomerslol no dont put this shit on us. Boomers were the ones who first made mandingo movies and jokes about blacks having big dicks.
>>217498130>Truth is it's just a fairly common fetish among millennials and zoomersit's not really thoughyou mean it's a fairly common fetish among porn addicts, because chronic porn addiction often results in a fetish for humiliation and degredation
>>217498130it's deeply ingrained into racism by the fact it plays into racial taboo. if you dont care abotu race it's really not that interesting. how come 4chan has the most discussion about bbc on the internet
>>217498163I think I need a million pounds
I need to have sex
>*takes a big whiff*mmmm middle aged tarts
its just fucking flu. people have had flu forever. just stay in bed and rest until it passes.
>>217498126My experience over the last 6 weeks or so has really opened my eyes on women.Literally all of them are manipulative. You cannot trust literally a single word they say. Every word is a lie. They're all incapable of commitment.
>>217498180very cringe attempt at a pop career
open the fucking pubs
>>217498168Sorry but zoomers absolutely fucking love racemixing, makes sense considering you're the brownest generation ever>>217498172Whatever mate, everyone watches porn and BBC porn is everywhere, deny it if you want doesn't change reality
also remember to eat some zinc supplements this month if you dont already have flu to maybe prevent it :)
>>217498150>>217498160Zamn do zoomers really believe this?
>>217498199>everyone watches pornyou are delulu
>>217498083wow i totally believe this is a real story! keep up with the updates!
>>217498176Leftypol doesn't "not care" about race you stupid cunt
>>217498189ahaha great stuff
>>217498156Can't believe locking kids up at home not building up any immunity has lead to an increase of the common flu
>>217498156It's a fucking flu just stay in bed and sip water until it's gone. Fucking mongs
>>217498227>and sip wateroy vey
rorke come get your mans, he wont stop talking abotu interracial porn again
starmers rifle brigades boarding people's doors up amidst the big flu of '25
kiwimong's been done again
>>217498209what do you think 25 year olds look like matehe has no obvious signs of aging he's just a skinnyfat balding uggoid
>>217498195haha! yes!
its a bit 1984 papers please black mirror if a pre-prompted AI gets your data plugged into it to decide whether or not youre allowed into the country isnt it
>>217493897>>217493897
>>217498156Remember when they built all those field hospitals and never used them
Might pop down the local Penis Hut. Anyone want owt?
>>217498114Being a hateful Rorke freak ages you bad
>>217498258you deserve to be waterboarded
brb smallbutt
>>217498262remember the wembley lasagna haha fucking class what a time that was
New>>217498274>>217498274
he's only gone and linked the old thread! he's flummoxed us, made us look a right bunch of charlies!
>>217498233i dont get it
>>217498150>>217498160are you serious? he looks 35
