>>217506343
Ffs

fuck me got cursed by a gypsy woman again

poo

>>217506343
scremjam

was going to say let's get this thread started off right but nvm it's already in the shit

remember "bad psych" editions? What was that all about then?

spent five minutes looking for my phone while holding it in my hand

STATE of me

early onset dementia this. might buy nappies on the way home just in case

wonder if blacks would be as uppity and allergic to responsibility as they are today if the jews had never given them a platform to glorify criminality through gangsta rap

>>217506374
fuck you!!!!!

Sent a massive long email to my landlord a few hours ago and he hasn't replied. Bit worried I've annoyed him even though I texted to offer to pay a plumber to save him coming round and doing repairs

>>217506409
you're homeless, you're homeless

spent five minutes looking for my phone while holding it in my hand

STATE of me

early onset dementia this. might buy nappies on the way home just in case

>>217506379
or How I Got to Be Britain's Prime Minister
by Abdul al Rapistani

https://thegingerpig.co.uk/product/geese/

Should a nigga cop the 8kg goose? : thinking emoji:

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Airline Tycoon now THAT was a game

>>217506400
heathermong trying to get the word out about crooked psychiatrists by forcing us to use his editions

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looking to the sky and enjoy the life

>>217506453
literally never understood his logic
most people on /int/ completely ignore us, mainly so they can make their own dogshit racebait threads

I don't get zoomer slang, is being called unc good or bad?

>>217506463
good post x

>>217506422
i'm a citizen of the world

>>217506483
unc, i...

>>217506379
let me guess
female judge?

im moving to belfast

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how's the job hunt going then

We at /brit/ LOVE and endorse the Coca Cola 'Holidays are Coming' ad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy6fByUmPuE

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY FINALLY GOT MY GUY, THIS SITE HELD OUT FOR SO LONG NOW I HAVE TO USE A VPN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Everybody couldn't be called 'unc.' Nowadays you got 18-year-olds being called 'unc,'

>>217506510
all the gays are cumming,
all the gays are cumming

>>217506443
used to play this at my grandmas but i was shit at it so i just used cheats

>>217506514
sc

remarkable how people think it's ok to be gay

timmy paying his week's wage for a goose
Abdullah getting his one at the pond for free

>>217506514
can't have shit in the uk

>>217506539
that song said so

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ngl this made me a bit sad
100 days of life is all he got
they didn't even pick all the feather bits off
they just said you do it instead for £70

>>217506514
sir queer harmer at it again

>>217506502
Did it again.

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>>217506509
Just grand

convinced people who eat vegetables force themselves to pretend they’re nice because they are GRIM

NIGGYPOPS

>>217506510
the subhumans who ordered, "made" and approved this need to be *** in LEGO city

>>217506566
when you think about it the entire industry is kinda fucked up. we raise animals just to kill them and eat them

>>217506509
>look at job description
>can only do half of it
>don't bother applying

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>>217506520

rorke's boy pussy will be howling at the moon this new year's eve

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>>217506585
Which ones specifically?

>>217506578
no HR person in the UK makes six figures

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sir ear palmer

A MAN HAS BEEN ROBBED BY NIGGERS IN LEGO CITY

>>217506585
grim that you think eating vegetables is some special category and not a normal diet. you were the fat kid in school werent you

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black pussy CHANGED rorke

>>217506614
>>217506566
It's all very sad I agree, but they're so delicious.

im going to fuck winning ticket in her ass

>>217506585
bet you like chips you tubby bastard
get the broccoli roasted in butter

Not an eventful evening.

>>217506483
it's nothing more or less than insolence and doesn't matter. for every teen or twenty something who uses ebonics there is another who doesn't, both are equally stupid and inexperienced with the world and will be different people ten years from now.

im going to fuck winning ticket in the ass
and take her BB cups out and lick them

no toby

>>217506647
rorke taking back notting hill one black pussy at a time

>>217506509
>job to scrub animal poo off a wall for five minutes every two months
>We at COMPANY pride ourselves on a LEGACY of excellence and (...) your job will be to demonstrate LEADERSHIP and INITIATIVE in the field of (...)

+60 carats to my collection today
going to do a run with 10 carats because I fucking played winning ticket x2 and lost on the first long race in the career both times >:(

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HAPAX LEGOMENON

Mad how all we are saying is give peace a chance, yet Rorke has a problem with that

rorke, majestic and powerful, just the kind they love to torture and kill

cor what a day. got into bed me x

you can't fuck the horses toby it's not allowed due to "woke"

winning ticket has got biiiiiiiiig titties for a little spas
>>217506718
sex sex
its part of the training, its why she invites you into her dorm when you go rest (together)

call up the cronem

>>217506749
boring cunt fuck off to /pol/

big tits little retard

>>217506764
FINALLY a GOOD fucking POST

>An Israeli company can unironically hack your phone and activate your microphone and even read messages from encrypted apps
FUCKING HELL

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what’d you guys get your father for Christmas? i bought this

>>217506715
>no justice no peace
>"justice" = literally anti-white communism

>>217506764
Only when you fuck off to /vg/ you horsefucking retard

>>217506715
What's it like living in the 1970s mate

>>217506787
british culture?

>>217506799
also retarded, nice

>>217506810
they can hack british phones too

>>217506805
corrr

>>217506805
obscenely large bum

>>217506787
Not true

>>217506749
Can I fight for Russia

WIN

RUN

>>217506846
well yeah suppose so

>>217506791
nothing he's dead

Get the darts watched

>>217506749
Would mow down Ivans me

>>217506585
i like eating raw brussel sprouts

>>217506749
I'd go on the run, heading for the Scottish Highlands by hiking along railroads by night and stealth sleeping by day. If they caught me I'd commit suicide in jail. Live free or die.

vodka 5/5
manhatten cafe 5/5

not going to use carats to do 1 more today, but I will add it to the backlog (doing it again when I have better legacies for her)

have go to across the whole town for doctors appointment fuck my evil retard life

for me it's oguri cap

>>217506324
some kid in school threw an apple at my sister's head so I pinned him down and pulled the stickers off his NY hat and he sobbed like a baby

>>217506707
can tell this person is jewish but can't tell if they're male or female

>>217506890
for you it's no sex no friends

win 1000 G1 races title acquired

>>217506895
this today was it, sport?

ooooh i’ve got a pooey asshole and a pair of stinky balls

>>217506918
I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit

Did you lads wear your Christmas jumper today?

69K carats now
maybe I will make it to 75K in time for kitasan banner

>>217506707
I used to have a jumper like that.

>>217506810
when are you going to get around to doing some british culture posts, mousey?

>>217506915
no this was when these hats were popular and everybody had or wanted one
before you time I'd imagine

>>217506948
i am 2,000 years old

>>217506939
no wore it for work xmas lunch yesterday tough

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is this a man or a woman

i think woman

rorke, you're such a derp.

Americans walking around with British place names on their clothing. Preston, Bournemouth, Grimsby that kinda thing

>>217506972
i think woman but would have to see her penis to be sure

>>217506991
epic!! xD

anxietyberg flaring up, got that tingling feeling in my bowels that threatens the possibility of an anxious poo

>>217506991
hehe

Um, some women have penises Rorke, we talked about this

>>217506992
grimsby really needs to embrace the name in their branding. could be a hub for all things emo and goth

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-gaylord /leftypol

been feeling awfully down recently (NOT DOWN SYNDROME I REPEAT NOT DOWN SYNDROME)
I think maybe I subconsciously don't like the Christmas season

>>217506942
can you give people carats?

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*gulp*

Do brits eat corned beef hash

2 poached eggs on toast for breakfast
so bloody good i might have two more

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Why did nobody care who he was until we wore the mask?

i'm an outlaw just for fun
i'm a rebel just for kicks, now
i'm too bad

>>217507025
They all already go to Whitby

>>217507038
praps try stop being schizophrenic

>>217507051
Flustein slacking in 2023-24

>>217507051
get them vaxxed
get them quarantined
get them schools closed

>>217507073
ever chat with our boy flava cool? you two playas could really play, playa

>>217507051
Are you 85 years old mate

>>217507068
Struggling to see what the crime is desu

>>217507051
WHY HAVE WE STILL NOT LOCKED DOWN
FUCKS SAKE SHARTER GET IT LOCKED DOWN NOW

>>217507129
A man known as the "Somerset Gimp" has been banned from dressing in an all-black gimp suit in public at night and "crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground" for five years.

Joshua Hunt, 32, was issued with the sexual risk order after police linked him to 25 incidents across the county.

The order also prevents the self-employed gardener from wearing any type of mask or face covering in public, unless for medical reasons.

>>217507068
not to self: travel to Claverham on November 3rd 2028

>>217507038
Is that because you have Christmas Disease?

>>217507106
No mate did you think that was relevant somehow? Well it isn't. Get a clue you complete cockwomble.

in all seriousness though i'm seriously worried that my nearly 3 year old niece still can't say more than a couple of simple words together :/

>>217507068
but men aren't banned from dressing like women

>>217507138
Get the harmless gimps imprisoned
Get the rapacious boatmen in

>>217507154
dont touch her adam

>>217507059
it's tea time you mong

rorke getting lit up by the royal marines at the fluvid25 checkpoint after not producing his travel pass

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>>217507106
*gulp*

>>217507154
Caught her uncle's autism

>>217507162
not the response i was expecting
sort yourself out mate

>>217507154
Vaccinated was she?

Lads I'm worried about the erasure of European culture caused by the effects of mass unchecked migration from countries with cultures completely incompatible to ours

>>217507154
she finna be autistic

>>217507154
that puts her ahead of most of the post 2020 retarded babies and toddlers

I genuinely mean retarded, their development is totally fucked everyone knows it

>>217507171
close the shcools

My smelly incel bedroom absolutely reeking of protein farts deary me

At least you don't seem to be blaming us for it this time

>>217507154
ever shag her up the arse?

>>217507138
Still doesn't explain what the crime is

>>217507172
wahey! but i seriously do think she's either autistic or slow with language and it's shit because my sister hasn't even mentioned anything (i presume she's in denial rather than ignorant because she's very clever)
she was 30 when she had this one as well >>217507188

>>217507176
nah no one in our family got one

>>217507191
she was born in early 2023 though

>>217507215
um in my bum a lum

>>217507182
Leftypol said not to worry about it

>>217507182
The diagnosis is autism

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pay up piggy

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It's not gotten any better I can tell you that

>BREAKING: PM due to address nation regarding NHS influenza spike
you have got to be fucking shitting me

can hear people being happy outside

>>217507231
>A post-vaxxie baby
Oh dear...

just cannot fathom the immense cruelty of 5 continuous days of work a week, 48 weeks a year, spent around people that hate you because you're different. it's so insanely evil

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>>217507215
mad how similar brit virgins are to this character from decades ago

>>217507250
On LBC all day this shit muh flu the flu the flu

>>217507167
its breakfast for me, only woke up at 3pm

>>217507245
whatever happened to the strong, silent type

>>217507251
yes you can
but you should still be quiet

>>217507242
Don't worry we won't be there

>>217507250
The ruling class needs to irreparably destroy the economy again

>>217507260
>spent around people that hate you because you're different
often forget that all the stuff i read on 4chan about how toil is so awful is written by people like this
bet i'd really enjoy it

feeling depressed

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laptop: closed
gin: poured
ket: racked up
bosh: boshed

But still

PHWOAR

>>217507231
She got an iPad or some other tablet?
autism can be corrected at a young age, as her uncle you have a duty to improve her language skills by talking a lot and reading books with her

>>217507250
This is it. The revolution.

bishop: bashed

>>217507287
Like who?

>THE FLU FROM DOWN UNDER: NHS pandemic task force identify Australia as the source of 2025-26 Flu Outbreak, as "Ozzypozz" spreads to ALL NHS trusts
Fucking australians AGAIN

>>217507154
my niece didn't talk very well until she was about 7. she talks normally now though

>>217507318
Her uncle is a mong though so no help from that quarter

>manager asked me if I'm alright for work tomorrow after I fell on Monday
>Said yes
>Can feel a cold coming on

Fuck sake I'm calling in sick anyway if I feel ill

>US considering idea of creating G7 alternative with Russia and China

LOL
LMAO

the next generation will be stupid as shit

COVID 2: Electric Jewgaloo

got the Diphenhydramine HCl ordered for better sleep
ratpedo is gonna love the name of this drug

>>217507250
doctors striking next week as well lol

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>>217507340
>>>>>>>>>>"Ozzypozz"

>>217507362
well yeah they'll be brown

I ate 10 mince pies yesterday

Brucellosis was taken

don't think flu has a cure

Mental how easy it is to get a girl to like you regardless of how you look. It really is as simple as listening to them, taking their side and agreeing with them. Also being a little bit cheeky helps. An example being if they're walking in front of you and they go to open a door just say "you better hold that door open for me" makes them laugh every time.

>>217507182
Europe is fucked either way, whether it be unchecked immigration from leftypol or Rorke letting Russia carve us up into little blocs

>>217507250
somehow covid returned

>>217507406
>listening to them, taking their side and agreeing with them.
this sounds like a lot of work

>>217507407
Hang on I thought they were a paper tiger now you're telling me they're at the gates?

Probably got flu when I went to A&E on Monday tbf

>>217507433
they're a paper tiger militarily but they have the US by the balls

There's this stereotype that German people aren't funny but I think it's only cultural and not genetic. My friend in high school was genetically German, but American, and he had the classic Germanic phenotype. Tall, blond hair, strong chin, etc. And he was really funny. He was the class clown at our school. He was always making everyone laugh. Even the teachers couldn't help laugh at his goofy antics.
So I think the German lack of humor is not genetic. It's just a cultural thing in Germany but a genetically German person who grows up somewhere else can be very funny like my friend.

chris brown woke up and he’s showering now; his breakfast is getting delivered

>>217507433
Why do you think they're trying to destabilise Europe?

>>217507406
ok boomer

work from home is back

zoom is back

comfiness is back

Oh yeah, are you locking down again? Mad that. Me? Nah.

>>217507459
Yawn

>>217507460
Who owns half of Atlanta?

>you better hold that door open for me

So this is the power of rorke's rizz lmfao

>>217507480
kill yourself

>>217507459
why are you people so autistic about race

My Rolls Royce stock is doing nicely lately

>>217507480
jeezy own half of atlanta

>>217507458
>This is what leftypol actually believes

grandad in hospital with the ozz

>>217507439
Don't be seeing the escorts if you're sick x

>>217507460
so you really do have a crush on him
this just proves it

bought doc martens 10 years ago and wore them 5 times

Did the guy in call of duty used to say "AV online?" AV stands for "adult video" haha

>>217507406
No it isn't

>humour is cultural not genetic
very insightful post

>>217507480
paedo loser

>>217507478
>>217507497
I'm not happy with these responses.

>>217507520
It was UAV he was saying

>>217507504
Damn right he does

>>217506749
I was already studying the language out of interest anyway
it would be the easiest defection ever

bellingham dressing up right now in his spanish villa

>>217507532
screm

Leftypol spending the last few years telling Rorke to shut about lockdown because it's ancient history

>>217507537
thick yank CUNT

>>217507406
you don't even need to do that, honestly just be not retarded and you're fine. even being retarded but sometimes works since lots of girls like awkward guys

once you realise all you need to do is talk to girls you'll notice how many girls are gagging for it and you barely need to put any effort in beyond saying the first hello

>>217507519
bit fruity

>>217507532
sc

>>217507459
He’s just an American then
Real Germans have that stereotype but I think they’re just very dry and there’s also some aspects of their humor that don’t translate well culturally or linguistically

>>217507425
Having a gf is hard work. Do you want to die a virgin?

>>217507537
yeah because it showcases how much of a freak you are
>bro, BRO!! this guy, 1000% aryan specemen but was... actually funny!! germans arent supposed to be funny according to my raceology psuedoscience, this is a crazy discovery that i need to share with random british and australian neets on 4chan!

I'm moderately attractive so I don't need any of your incel tricks or hacks to get a woman to talk to me

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>they're a paper tiger militarily

Remember how they tried to warm us up to the idea that we may have to do winter lockdowns every year for the rest of time

>>217507459
germans are genuinely all autistic retards

>>217507541
Oh that's right UAV cheers I remember now

Should you go into work with a cold/flu?

Some people frown upon it because it's spreading the illness to others but others frown on it because it's a relatively mild illness that isn't entirely debilitating.

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>>217507552
Yeah?

>>217507596
who are 'they'?

they're not calling them memes anymore, they're calling them goofs on ticktock now

>>217507592
yet you're still a virgin rorke, how do you explain this discrepency?

I think humor is genetic and that germ was probably just a genetic anomaly

>>217507458
what so most of Ukraine's fighting age men died to paper cuts did they

>>217507406
girls don't like that tho. bad man treats them like shit and slays

>>217507592
you will when you're older, kid

>>217507558
>you'll notice how many girls are gagging for it
This. I'm the ugliest runt in toil and every time we have a night out they all get drunk and try to encourage me to go talk to girls and say how all they want is "their hole"

>>217507595
Everyone keeps repeating this phrase paper tiger and it sounds really stupid.

>>217507154
My neighbor's kid is three and I still haven't heard him say a single word. He just makes sounds and cries a lot. It's definitely not normal. Simple words by one or two, simple sentences by three, more complex sentences by four, that's how it's meant to be. Imagine being a teacher these days, half your class are nonverbal and the other half speak punjabi instead of English.

>>217507613
yes

>>217507611
CWLTSYC

>>217507621
Reptilian Civil Servants

i'm literally a 5'8 autistic freakcel and couldn't stop shagging at uni, eventually settled down with an posh 2nd gen chinese cambridge uni girl who cooks me food and pats my head

>>217507611
Maybe you picked it up when you went down on the escort
>>217507650
Very midwit phrase

Paper? I barely know her!

Reckon the escort larp might well be tilde considering how boring and unimaginative he his

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>An example being if they're walking in front of you and they go to open a door just say "you better hold that door open for me" makes them laugh every time.
oh my days rorke

brits and aussies are a lot funnier than us on average
Americans are mostly retarded and it sometimes feels like they struggle to string a sentence together

>>217507669
This is absolute bullshit
How?

>>217507612
>>217507690
could you stop posting your fantasy boyfriends here please?

>Lightskin bull
No such thing

>>217507669
right well thanks for letting us know

>>217507508
it's pretty obvious that the only reason they're still standing in ukraine is because they've managed to brainwash most NATO members into *not* giving the weapons they developed specifically to kill russian soldiers and counter russian weapons to the ukrainian army who provides the most valuable component (manpower)

>>217507651
>It's definitely not normal.
it's becoming the norm
the schoolteachers can't even be glorified babysitters any more, they literally have to keep them alive

>>217507690
Need to get this lil nibba in my fantasy team

>>217507707
hope he reads this

Had 4 vitamin C effervescent tablets that's 1200% of my recommend daily vitamin C.

>>217507695
Do you think his dick still works

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>>217507714
How about are jason

>>217507730
what makes him neoliberal

Playing that bit of tubular bells in my head where he's talking in klingon or whatever it is

Some of the stuff on r/legaladviceuk is absolutely deranged
>husband works for 15+ years
>wife is now threatening to leave unless he gives her another child
>she’s never worked
>if she leaves the marriage she keeps the house and he has to leave

Sir James O'Brien

Could you not just keep a bottle of wine you purchased, say, today, forever and have a vintage on your hands in 50 years? Just wondering.

super autistic me just make babbling and wailing sounds most of the day but at uni i shagged 432 girls and now I'm in a nice london flat with my very understanding missus who is of course asian

>>217507755
probably on dodgy estrogen mix in some blokes bath so yh

>>217507752
You'll just piss it all out of your long knob

>>217507781
Wine goes off after a while

>>217507709
the bar is so low all you need is basic hygiene and not being fat and taking moderate care of yourself, you'd be surprised how many girls love slightly awkward guys and the vast majority of girls don't care about height unless you're literally 5'4 or something, remember most girls are like 5'3 so anyone above 5'6 is basically 6' to them

>>217507767
he scored for etihad

Love cats but hate changing their shitbox

>>217507781
Well yes but it won't necessarily be a good vintage

>>217507757
Did they think she was too old or what

>>217507822
CWLTSYS

blog on lad

whatever happened to ick poster

shagged a goth at uni and she told me halfway through that she had a bf, kinda ruined it ngl

>>217507781
I couldn't because I'd drink it on day one. Storage conditions are probably important.

>>217507811
how does this make him neoliberal

>>217507822
speaking of changing shitboxes when are you getting bottom surgery?

>>217507824
thats not relevant but it would be a vintage which is all i actually care about

yeah i'm shagging right now in fact

>>217507838
Done this also
She moaned 'you're so much better than my boyfriend' and I nearly cummed there ant then

>>217507669
ok boomer

>>217507781
vintage doesn't simply mean old you uncultured spastic

vintage refers to specific years with better than average conditions for producing the best grapes

>>217507853
he scored for etihad

I told my first gf that her coat looked like it came from a charity shop, and she said her mum gave it to her, to which I replied "to drop off at the charity shop?" and she laughed a lot
Pretty sure that's what hooked her

Why is the BBC's live update page for the Flu bollocks in dark mode?

>>217507889
But one meaning is old right? So technically I am right

just realised that the root of the word "vintage" is "wine"

>>217507182
arrest-worthy post

>>217507838
if this happened to me i'd remove myself and leave instantly

>>217507901
i accept your concession

Genuinely don't know what planet you guys live on when it comes to interacting with women.

I am 29, average height, at least average looks, nice blue eyes, look younger than my age, and yet I have never had a gf, a female friend, been on a date, never kissed or had sex with a woman who isn't a prostitute.

I have severe trust issues with women. I am basically at the point where I assume everything they say is a lie.

Either there is something seriously wrong with my personality or women are just that bad. How do you people actually interact with women? They are like aliens to me.

New
>>217507921
>>217507921

>>217507903
that is quite funny to be fair

>Either there is something seriously wrong with my personality or women are just that bad.
hmm which one could it possibly be

>>217507930
you the escortmong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDyB7-Mpmo0