stevo edish
Protect are NHS, Rorke
SICK TO BASTARD DEATH OF AI FUCK OFF I DONT WANT YOUR FANCY PREDICTIVE TEXT REE REEE REEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHfW3InVOH8Rorke's response?
>>217507921w2c that jumper?
*starts getting my arse clapped*
love AI haha look at the cat
>>217507810>need is basic hygiene and not being fat and taking moderate care of yourself, you'd be surprised how many girls love slightly awkward guys and the vast majority of girls don't care about height unless you're literally 5'4 or something, remember most girls are like 5'3 so anyone above 5'6 is basically 6' to themOk but I already meet those requirements and I have never had a gf or had sex without paying.
british windows seem like a hassle
>>217507960tl;dwdc;vr
AI makes everything better
lewis hamilton pensively editing a chapter in his book
rorke up in da club
mums in her pyjamas
might empty my bank account buying as much booze as i can and attempt to drink myself to death
the internet was a mistake
>>217507960>this country isnt going down the drain, if i walk around everything is calm and peacefulleftypol loves this approach for some reasonsaw someone in paris on youtube try the same thing
i shower, have a job, have hobbies, have savings and never had a gfthe other guy never showers, never had a job and sells drugs and shags 2 girls a month
mad how that cunt died 30 years ago and leftypol pretends we're like america (where leftypol pretends that black men are getting gunned down every single day by klan-hooded cops)
women lie a lotyou kind of just have to ignore it
>>217508024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhG11xWYLxk
can't shift this headache
leaky ?
Me? Always tell the truth
>>217507960unironically toxic positivity
oh i get itziedy is trying to tell us about all the footballers he wants to get bummed by, but he can't say it outright because it would break kayfabe
that oil tanker had drugs on it they were just stopping the drugs
>>217508057precisely the film i take inspiration from yes
>Live feed gone from homepageHmm
women definitely don't live in the same world as men talk to any for long enough and you'll wonder how they are even alive most adult women do not know how to open a bank account
JUST STOP OIL
>>217508074100% of the content of this post is about cocksthis is what you spend all day, every day of your life, doing
You will switch to LinuxYou will cancel your subscriptions You will pirate your content
>>217508120yeah but that's cooking oil
>>217508135Already have done x
>>217507930>i am an overly anxious autistic freak who is afraid of women>"why is it so hard to get girls?"honestly can't put my finger on it
l am moral, spiritually and inteligently more superior to every woman in this country
feels like a fried egg
When even Martin Lewis is telling people to invest this should be seen as an extremely BEARISH signalTime to get your money OUT of stocks and into real tangible assets
I see absolutely zero reason to trust women.When I was 15, a girl manipulated me into thinking she liked me, then said "ewww" when I said I liked her.Never had any women try to flirt with me at uni despite being objectively at least average attractiveness.Had a female manager at my last job who I hated.Matched with numerous girls on Bumble only for them all to ghost me.Got ghosted by a Russian prostitute.And now, unless a miracle happens, a British prostitute will ghost me too, despite meeting twice, presumably just because I told her I'm a virgin.Women might as well be an alien species to me. I just do not understand anything about them.
>>217508120don't hear much from those tards these days do younor that extinction rebellion shitalmost as if global warming's dropped off the agenda
russia educated 14 of the world leaders that means it's not kind of a shithole right?
his brain is in panic mode
om nom nom
>>217508001reminds me of getting my hair cut by a woman at the barbers
>>217508190Lots of leaders were educated in Britain so that means nothing
>>217508172Why should I not be afraid of women when all they have ever done is lie to me, ghost me, ignore me, and mock me?
>>217508135even seen turbo normies mention this after pewdiepie started banging on about it, mental how much cultural influence that sperg has
Oh Bonnie you'll run out of countries to be banned from at this rate
>>217508212
>>217508221>me me me grow up fuck off
everybody loves the english
you have to kill women to respect women
i was educated in britain
>>217508239hope when nige gets in he immediately deports herrancid trollop
>>217508239>nasty slag is a voice for politics nowClown world
>>217508239
>>217508001you just know those things get sweaty during the summer
>>217508176buying all the ram i can as we speak
hungry little horsies
feeling sleepy
>US considering idea of creating G7 alternative with Russia and ChinaLOL
>>217508244Not an argument. Women have always treated me like shit.
the state is leftypols God
>>217508307the correct nomenclature is "eepy"
I think my hobbies put women offI like to bird watch and be in nature, and I like mycology and bryology, and taking photos Admittedly they're not very cool hobbies and would probably only appeal to other people that like plants and critters
women will tell you that the bar is so low that you only need to wash your arse to get a gf, then they'll date a guy who doesn't wash his arse and if you point this out they'll get angry
>>217508239based ultra conservative trad icon
Ziedbelg origin storyhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540>No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guySo he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child...And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insaneThere is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for "Ziedbelg" if you want to see what Dutch posters say about himMaking a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/
>>217508331yeah if you're a faggot
>>217508261just not true English elites think they're the world's nanny, that's why they import the third world
>>217508335why
>>217508320i was mocking you, mong
>>217508239shes so based
>>217508360dunno
>>217508364For what? Women treating me like dirt?
>>217508358(((Mandelson))) is not English and he did not do anything out of 'compassion'
I genuinely don't understand incels. Billions of people have a gf or a wife perfectly fine, yet it's the women's fault somehow and nothing to do with the incel? People have had a gf and a wife for thousands and thousands of years.
>>217508358now that doesn't make any sense, does it
No but seriously where's the live feed gone
>>217508411i would have a wife if i was born in pakistan too
>>217508415makes perfect sense
>>217508411the dating game has changed
>miku keycap on my keyboard>10 screens inside my PC all showing miku animations>miku figurine sitting on top of my graphics cardam i a faggot?
>>217508411niggas with wives be like
>>217508239I've seen her drink a LOT of migrant cum
>>217508390you’re just as self centered as a woman, always complaining over yourself and expecting everyone else to deal with your inane shite grow up, piss off
>>217508457strange thing to lie about
>>217508461She looks...you know
https://worldcams.tv/united-kingdom/london/city-viewsdoing a watch
>>217508479>Amanda Trenfieldsorry brother, this time she's an anglo
>>217508411Not my fault women are impossible to understand
>>217508457you just have shit taste
>>217508466that was LEGAL migrant cum
>>217508484kys
>>217508457I wanted a screen for temps, what do you use?
why don't the incels of /brit/ just style themselves after gary numan?
>>217508531Ah yes the dark-haired, olive-skinned Anglo woman
>>217508544bit rude
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>217508539Exactly. To be on these platforms all parties need to give their details to onlyfans and the like, if she shags illegal migrants she can't use the videos.
>>217508569possibly norman
>>217508534Yes it is because billions of people currently do and so have humans since the dawn of time
>>217508563He was talented
>>217508598looks a bit like a jew
i'm about toBREAK
>>217508598Fucking hell she's a tranny as well?
um what happened to call of duty
>Only Scrans
>>217508598normans were danes, and don't exist anymore
>>217508575feel free to cry about i
>>217508633
>>217508632nostalgic banger
>>217508647i thought they were swarthy franks and the like
>>217508461I remember this, wasn't it a bloke she met at a work conference for about six hours?
>>217508605There is nothing wrong with me other than the fact I don't have confidence.
>>217508636woke got to it
>>217508636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FitAD-dRlQclook how they massacred my boy
literally just put on my felix argyle cosplay dress29 year old man btw
why isnt there pineapple cider?
was at the hospital and there was a delirious old black guy with his willard out wandering up and down the ward and there were 3 millennial white nurses trying to contain him
>>217508695
return of the queen
Ananas
>>217508703just drink lilt
>>217508703way too tart
>>217508720Is that Ana De Armas
>>217508695Mad how he only wears that because Crusch said her fanny ached when she saw him in it
Literally eveything is considered a "red flag" by women. They are impossible to deal with.
>>217508672>Trenfield describes an electric encounter with her so-called soul mate, which occurred while she was at a dinner party with her husband.>"Over the course of the evening, my attraction to Jason developed. I soon became aware of his every breath and I unconsciously mirrored his pace," Trenfield swooned. "I caught myself, embarrassingly, looking at his chest through his slim-fitted white evening shirt. Yes, he had a fit, toned and attractive body, but was it his chest I was drawn to?">Although they did not do anything physical, the mom of two said she was permanently changed by their electric chemistry.>Less than a month later, Trenfield ended her 14-year marriage with her husband, despite not having had any further communication with Jason since the night of the dinner party.
women are horrible
>>217508719as a father how do you prevent your son becoming like this
>>217508720lenses have fallen out of her glasses the daft bint. would still shag her arse off though
labubu sex arse
arse sex sex arse
>>217508778wow, obviously a different case but far worse lmao
mental how god allowed women to despise men so much
feel kinda pretty in this cosplay outfit but i have this slightly feeling that i look like a raging faggotnot sure if it helps that i'm ripped, don't know if that makes it look more or less gay
BRADBUBU <3
just had a phone call from Sir Keir. gf 2026 is officially a go
>>217508789very little unfortunately.probably best to support them from a young age and let them transition early so they can become one of those fit tranners
>>217508778mental how a woman decides to end a 14 year old marriage because chad gave her a crumb of attention
>>217508834The worst part is how men are so desperate that they all backstab each other for women.
>>217508789know who his friends aremonitor his internet access
>>217508859yeah maybe he did tell you that but the thing is he's full of shit isn't he
sir luke humphries
favourite serial killer?
Troons are disgusting
>>217508877my cousins :)
Sir Bamzooki
chat is this true
>>217508720mad that i went to the same school as her
>>217508912Ted BundyHe was charming, like me
>>217508901his chances at another Labour government after the never general election depends on me getting a gf next year.
>>217508954Don't care about incels Ask your incel mates in /britfeel/
It's better to die a virgin than bring pleasure to a woman.
Sucked a half-pooed poo right back in the chamber when i saw that I had no TP.
get the arses sexed
>>217508997um
no longer have a gf because she's now my fiancee
>>217509015that's my fucking wife, dude back off
Take my advice, you go out to the pub and spot a lovely lady. You walk up to her and say "You look fun to talk to, may I meet you?", and bam, you've got her in your hand.
>>217509015Oooh fiancee that!
>>217508608this
um
My gf is sleeping with her head on my lap as I type this.
>>217508974if you think he's the guy to sort you out you're delusionaljust look at how he's handled the weather machine, nothing but rain all the time
keep falling asleep on the sofa after beer and marijuana consumption
>>217509054The Asians throw too slow, they'll never make it
>>217508995did this one time and was never able to directly look at myself in the mirror again knowing i'd literally just fucked myself with my own poo
>>217508954white knighting faggots also use the word incel tho
>>217509056flop knob out and pop it in her gob
>>217509054fucking screaming
>>217508962
hahahaha
>>217509060he's providing much needed water for our British crops FOR FREE. The weather machine is working perfectly
>>217509080screaming
sucking a TJFP
>>217508001>shitty little scribble tattooinstant loss of attraction
>>217508877>>217508920meanwhile, anglos in reality:
honestly don't get why chinese, korean and jap girls have this reputation as being spergbait when they're the most goated version of foid
>>217509056bender
still hard to watch picard was somehow the bigger arsehole
erm...lads?
>>217509111Don't even try it amerimutt
>>217509092it's funny because it's true
>>217509037i go to the smoking area and ask a cute girl if she has a lightereasiest way to get involved
>>217509135the more I've learned about him the less l like him
>>217509138where the fuck is the fucking lockdownclose the fucking pubs
Women? Mental.
>>217509138lockit down
if you fancy the jonas brothers........cover your belly
>>217509037ladies you are looking good tonight!*walks away*>>217509081true they're even worse
>>217509138Two weeks to stop the spread
>>217509138get the shops shutget everyone stuck indoors
Ladies and gentlemen please welcome...Olly Murs!
start looking like this
they won't lockdown because the flu isn't man-made
>>217509135yeah he was meant to be the bigger man but he just fully exposed himself as an egotistical spastic, lots of these old english actors unfortunately are. the guy who played count doku famously sperged out on some woman because she referred to him as the king of horror
>29 years old>kissless virgin unless you count prostitutes>no friends for 11+ years at this point>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online>hobbies/interests are all solitary things>poor social skills>panic about being exposed as a virgin>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected>afraid to show my own personality around women>filled with regrets and humiliation>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me>will never have a family of my own>relatives similar in age to me are starting families>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation>tried using Bumble, hardly any likes>probably about to be ghosted by the prostitute I lost my virginity toYeah I'm thinking it's over
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>>217509247I don't fucking care mate
l will NOT take the mark of the beast
>Blow for John Swinney as majority of Scots believe immigration is too highend of an era
got a chinese mate in the friend group who we always bully for being a chinky but he's pretty chill about it, got a half wog mate who's kinda chill too
the EU is going to start WW3 with Russia soon
well i'm back home from toil
>>217509256Need you privatised pronto
i only had sex because of world of warcraft
What’s it mean when a girl messages “you’re funny” in response but doesn’t say anything elseIs that the end of the convo?
>>217509268me on The Chase hoping to see The Governess walk out
>>217509276They sure took their time making up their minds about that.
>>217509247too bad you old bastardshould have made the most of it when you were younger
>>217509279they deep down hate it and build resentment long term trust me
off out for grim alkie twat toil
>>217509276butwhat happened to 'english out, wogs in'?
>>2175092902 more weeks
We’re all fae somewhere, Rorke.
>>217509320was on this yesterday and will be tomorrow x
what's he thinking about bros
>>217509312How? I never had any interest from girls
i'm socially capable and charming but i'm 5'10 and not drop dead gorgeous need to looksmaxx i reckon
Women will respect you more if you ask the ethnic background of her past bfs on the first date
>>217509308ziedy hoping he'll get the Dark Destroyer
>>217509337Was funny when he dressed up as a wizard and got drunk
>>217509146try what?
>>217509337ARE YOU READY FOR ZE NEW VORLD ORDA?
me? 6'4 but a social retard with bad posture
>>217509337The biomass
>>217509337Ve haff to do it again
>>217509276youve got to be kidding methose jock bastards are going to dodge the entire age of migration arent they lucky cunts
>>217509353absolutely intend to do this but not sure how to without looking like the great sperg I am
>>217509361Stay angry fatty.
>>217509317he's the least incel one out of the group and shags his white gf while we all have asian gfs so i think he's chill about it, just thinks we're all massive spergs
I know a femcel from Brazil and we regularly call on WhatsApp and wank on cam together. Her hairy muff makes me cum so hard, we keep talking about making plans to meet in person but I’m worried she wouldn’t like me irl.
>>217509353Women will respect you more if you sling out an 8 incher on the first date
>>217509407How'd you meet
>>217509407pics? x
>>217509247you're in prime shagging years as a bloke25-35 are when men take the upper hand in the dating and shagging world, just take basic care of yourself and don't act like a murderer freak. girls really don't mind awkward guys at all in fact many really like it, especially the type of girl you want to wife
>>217509389fair enough. if you're all uncs it's a bit better, but casual racism like that is the building block for american tier identity politics asian lads always give eachother a head nod in public here since they both instinctively know they went through a school life of small dick and dog eating jokes
bellingham snacking on neoliberal crinkle cut chips
>tfw you own things and are not happy
>>217509449sexsexand sex
>>217509427Playing Counter Strike LOL>>217509430No chance matey
>>217509449>nose ringwhat a shame
>>217509386
>>217509449couldnt handle her to be honest
>>217509448I'm sorry lad, I just cannot believe you.How would you even turn my situation around? I don't have anywhere to start from except dating apps and prostitutes.
jay that cuntimmediately
>>217509450way less asians in the uk, pretty much every nerdy group of white guys has 1 asian guy in it. they're honorary whites over here
rorke slamming 500 pushups like nothing
well that was a massive waste of my time >>217509489milk truck speed bump
>>217509489hideous
>>217509458been away for a wank to bellingham have you?>>217509491yeah i think you need an operator's licence when they're that big
who are you voting for /brit/?
>>217509489women calling me a hateful queer incel for not wanting to put a ring on this
our belle
>>217509495literally just get a decent haircut, dress in ordinary clothes, don't be fat and be happy and smiley even if you're awkward that'll get you 99% of the waynothing wrong with dating apps. prozzies are grim though don't even consider that. on the dating apps just have: 1 sporty/active pic, 1 smart pic, one pic with friends, don't be afraid to say hi and get ignored, literally just be yourself because if you act fake you're only making it harder down the road and you also filter out girls who don't like you for you
>>217509386he has a gf and you don't rajesh
Diego, who hates science, will be here tomorrow
>>217509554Not a single person of colour wtf
>>217509458Yeah?
>>217509587retarded advice
Anyone gonna watch the Game Awards?
>>217509589i will call him a poohead and the lads will laugh
>>217509593rory mcilroy is irish
>>217509554absolute fucking insanity how they still force women's football on people so brazenly and openly and still trying to gaslight people into thinking anyone gives a shit
>>217509587>literally just get a decent haircut, dress in ordinary clothes, don't be fat and be happy and smiley even if you're awkward that'll get you 99% of the wayI already have all that. It's pointless advice lad.>one pic with friendsI said I don't have any. All my pics on there are just me, not all selfies (one was taken by my dad, yeah laugh at me).
>>217509554It's very obviously Littler come on
Mental how my gf is a stranger I just randomly decided to trust one day because she’s hot
people of color? why do they all have brown eyes and black hair then?
>>217509622loads of people care about womens football
>>217509643think how she must feel
>>217509633maybe focus on not being such an annoying self-centred gimp and making a friend before you try and get a woman to like you
>>217509610I have toil tomorrow, also I have a bad PC, also I had sex
corr
>>217509610What time do they start
>>217509633you're even acting like an annoying gimp on an anonymous image board so maybe that's your problem
So it's obvious now that trump is a Russian asset right?
>>217509670Anyone I try to befriend will just see that I am pathetic.
>>217509604why do you post that
>>217507921Why isn't Damilola afforded the same respect as Stephen?
>>217509643>she’s hot
>>217509765Wym
>>217509743nah, I unironically think that he's just jealous of all these autocrats and is trying to ingratiate himself with them
>>217509743considering he's treated russia identically to every other previous president in the grand scheme of things not at all
>>217509797
>>217509831LMAO
business idea: stay warm by putting the heating on
>>217509797battymen in the Bearnabeu
brown bits coming out of my bum
need him
Fuck's sake leftypol just tell us whether Russia is a joke of a failed state or about to conquer us all will you
>>217509797bellingham and trent in those moments
Keep thinking it's Friday :(
>>217509848reddit brained response
>>217509867why
>>217509887Dumb yank. Surprised you can even read posts
>>217509879he's just posting his thoughts don worry bout it etc etc
>>217509879It's neoliberal
>>217509894think my tongue would make a good home in his arse
gf is on holiday so i'm wearing a frilly dress
*hops into the thread*um
>>217509915mhm they getting up to some neoliberal fun in the changing rooms after the game x
>>217509929UM fodenbunny
It's nearly impossible to get a girlfriend if you're decent looking, high intelligence, and have a non-autistic but reserved personality. The men on 4chan who have girlfriends are some combination of ugly, fat, dumb, autistic as are their girlfriends.
>>217509743Trump respects strength in his funny retard way
dark energy in the thread right now
>>217509973um
>>217509963no such thing
feeling like a dead duck
>>217509908if our president actually were a russian asset, foreign policy and attitude towards the country would be so radically different you have absolutely no idea ah yes lets plant someone who works for our government in secret yet plant countless amounts of tarrifs, keep the same NATO borders in place and still see eachother as complete enemies. either they did a terrible job or he's not actually an asset LMAO
>>217509963*flushes it away*
my gf is top tier in every way except for the fact that her chebs aren't quite as big as i'd like and her personality is a little boring
>>217509990*farts*
>>217509963there's always a dark energy in this thread for some strange reason
White incel>Transitions to trannyBrown/black incel>Spends the next 50 years posting bbc images and posts online until he falls off his crusty disgusting computer chair onto the poo stained rug making a loud thud no one will hear.
>>217509994get her dumped pronto
>>217509985
>>217509963yeah?
>>217510015NOOO GET HER AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER YOU'LL RUIN HER LIFE
>>217507954>Yeah I don't know ask 30% of the male gender that all started being incels with terrible personalities 10 years ago for no reason.
>>217510013coconut doggy
>>217509973theUm bunnies! !! UM X
then one day, for no reason whatsoever, 30% fo the male population all turned into incels
Is dtfic doing a bit or are these genuine meltys
>>217510004a more sound argument than whatever drivel you believe honestly
>>217509947ktim
>>217510053>>217510075
>>217509994knock her up a few times to solve the second problem and hopefully the kids will be more interesting than either of their boring bloggy parents
>>217510040*clicks the bane thread*it's over sweetie
remember being 15 and showing my parents cat pictures on 4chan and they thought it was some wholesome website for pets until my mum went on it to look at cats herselfpretty sure she unironically goes on /pol/ now
>>217510104for you
>>217510099we nearly eradicated them before the woke set in
You guys got any big plans for the weekend?
>>217510141>>217510141>>217510141
>>217510136your mums a grim freak
>>217510015That’ll be an UM from me
>>217508310Based lad
yer maw posts in /pol/ humour threads with 'kek'
>>217510104
