the boys are back
There is something about the Helsinki art scene that makes me not want to be in it.
gonna get some serious wanking done over the weekend me
Er um ah whuh nvm
>>217510141ever piss in the shower at gymtoil?
belle delphine
>>217510147might walk the ringwayjust under 20 miles on the trail itself but you can add a couple on to that for getting to and from there (anxd going to the pub afterwards)
rorkeposting in the toil groupchat
if the government was actually serious about ending the incel epidemic they'd just ban all those dating apps. they give women enormous power and cause untold hoeflation. but it's not going to happen cause women would immediately chimp out
Rorke absolutely desperate to hand our country over to Russia so he can be locked up in a gulag for supporting Russia too much (if you don't believe this happens, look up Igor Girkin)
>>217510141
got accused to taking creepshots of women once (i wasn't), and an angry mob surrounded me and demanded i show them my phone, so i did just to get them to leave me alone, and the most recent photos on my reel were of my pathetic tiny willy and they all laughed at me
mumbergs arse is so fucking fat its unreal
>>217510176trans rights are human rights though rorke
fucking hell linked in is dogshit what an awful website
GET THE PUBS SHUT
Just stuck a finger in my ringway
>>217510213hot
Israel rangebanned from the Roblox server.
>>217510204I’d rather just not believe it
>>217510206even lil kim is shook
>>217510176rorke unable to formulate any response to this
buy an ad
leftypol thinks everyone who doesnt declare total war on russia for existing is a russian asset
>>217510214um
guy behind the shop just taught me how to wank
>>217510213didnt happen but good story nonetheless
>>217510236Rorke avoiding facts, just like every other day
Dumb stupid fucking yanks
>>217510264just do it
sucking a pear cider
>>217510242anyone weakening the west (as trump is) is demonstrably a russian asset
>>217510235minecraft TNT irl
>>217510294many would call it perry
>>217510299Actually, he’s strengthening the west.
got the electric heater on 20°
wanting to fart but might be a trapnot sure
>>217510299>demonstrably a russian assetDemonstrate it then
the reds
Should I confess to my parents that I lost my virginity to a prostitute if she ghosts me?
Me? I hate whichever country the media tells me to hate at any particular time. They wouldn't lie to me.
NileRed and NileBlue
>>217510239>An obese lad's arsehole is the same as a vagina a bame vagina perhaps
>>217510328russia wants the west to be weakenedtrump is weakening itergo trump is a russian asset
>>217510141he's so bvsed omg not like cvcked uk which based websites
it's not even that fucking cold
Anyone else think all the talk about Sydney Sweeney is very third world-codedShe's fit but doesn't need everyone drooling over her 24/7, it's just wogs who are obsessed with blonde women isn't it
where’s gorpheus?
>>217510329Which one is she then
>>217510329whos the fittest
>>217510376fuka nagano
i know it's him. i know the signs.
>>217510399fuka any time mate
>>217510366watching that boxing film, she's a bit of a munter tbf
>>217510387lundgaard
>Russian man fined for Googling Azov Brigade in first case of its kind
>>217510220The NHS faces worst case scenario for the 6 millionth time...
>>217510381wow
>>217510387soph
>>217510415>>217510424fucking um
https://files.catbox.moe/2rnkhe.mp4just gotta get on those apps guys
Stupid dumb fucking retard yanks
I have never experienced a 'tingle' from asmr yet watch it because it's like a girlfriend simulator.
>>217510366Hollywood actresses are rarely super attractive the way some random no takent slags are. Celeb worship is associated with low iq anyway.
>>217510339no
pie and mash is very delish
>>217510452is her arse even real? looks fake tbqh
Women literally do not understand the concept of honour.
>>217510444watch pov porn it's like a slag gf simulator
>>21751043490% of them mog me
>>217510349Kier Starmer is a fucking idiot that's making the west weaker by badly running part of it, he must be a Russian asset too
Need to order Viagra. Tadalafil had minimal effects. Need to time the delivery for when the missus isn't working from home. Risky stuff.
>>217510464what sort of pie
>>217510467shooped can tell from the pixels t. cia
>>217510434In fairness 90% of those pictures are fucking awful
Get the darts on
getting a gf in the uk is piss easyjust larp as a liberal who thinks the world is sunshine and rainbows
>>217510467Have you seen her exercise regimen? Looks legit to me
>>217510467It’s AI mate
>>217510493
>>217510415>>217510424girlie those eyebrows are NOT it *snaps my fingers in a z formation*
>>2175103291-0 down in under a minutestate of this team
>>217510434>ripped bloke (black)>'he's handsome'>'is that a yes or is it a no?'>'no'
>>217510227welp that's my evening sorted then
>>217510482Low iq
>>217510504getting a gf in the yookay is impossible thoever
it pie night
yeah Trump and his family have made themselves billions with crypto scams and dodgy deals but michelle obama published a cook book so...
do get the occasional tingle, just love me asmr wives so muchx
>Some weird abo woman presenting Sky Sports NewsSeriously what the FUCK
Rorke absolutely determined to bring about MAGA/Russian leadership in the UK so that he can be locked up in a gulag for 20 years for posting a lighthearted anti-government meme
>>217510530I accept your concession
>>217510470From the point of view of whom? I don't want to simulate being shagged by a bloke.
>>217510551michael obama*
>>217510517poof
>>217510555Moan to them. not us. Stop being a shut-in coward.
>>217510517herbie is actually fittest but unfortunately she;s inuredespecially unfortunate as she's very good and this liverpool team are not
>>217510557so fvcking trve
>>217510501unfortunately fake tits but still bangtidy
In bed with the flu
>>217510499post tits
>>217510589lock yourself down
>>217510557
>>217510533the hard part is meeting thembut if you have hobbies and friends it's piss easy if you aren't a raging bigot
>>217510536They were all shit photos tbf like the other lad said, and that's all that matters with online dating. You can be a 10/10 chad but a shit photo will make you look like a mong.
>>217510536eastern europeans look at this neanderthal and think it's what attractive men look like
>>217510589man up
Leftypol absolutely determined to get nuked in an all-out war with Russia because they disrespected transfolx and just aren't the vibe
>>217510564Can you show me where Sir Keir Starmer is trying to destabilise Europe and tear apart the EU and NATO to make them smaller weaker targets, rorke? Is it in the room with us now?
utterly dogshit thread as alwayskeep it up
>>217510601i have hobbies. no one cares. and finding friends is also impossible in this shithole. the cost of living is forcing everyone to move
leftypol convinced that if britain stops paying 11 billion quid a year to not affect the war in ukraine very much then the russian flag will be flying from parliament by this time next year
>>217510551Hunter Biden status?
>>217510601It's not even meeting them, a few years ago I was meeting young women on a regular basis but they ALL had boyfriends.>talking to girl>she seems nice>'Oh and my boyfriend blahblah'>FUCKS SAKEhappened so many times it was ridiculous.
>>217510536dreadful picturei'm like a 7/10 but all my photos are nice and i've shagged several birds from the apps
Oh my fucking days I think we need to talk about immigration some more PLEASE
>>217510558Russophobia was invented during the 1850s in your country, as a way to stoke war against Russia. Almost 200 years later and you fucking idiots still haven't gotten them to take the bait, but you've fought Germany twice and lost millions of men plus sharted your empire into ruins. Maybe it's time for a plan b.
>>217510644his status is based
time for another cider
who wants to talk about trannies
ive got a like from a girl on tinder and i can tell who it is despite that im not paying for tindershe is short fat and has brown eyes, all of which i could put up with but she is also heavily tattooed and i find tats very unattractiveshould i match her as a potential practice gf or is that too harsh?i think it would feel wrong
>>217510658>Russophobiathat term was invented back in like 2014 by Lavrov and it's just as comical as islamophobia (created by saudis)
>>217510652what constitutes a nice photo
Lots of people would love the opportunity to go back in time to ancient peoples and teach them modern discoveries But personally I think the responsibility is too great
>>217510655get em out, shrimple
>>>/gif/29930317>>>/gif/29930317>>>/gif/29930317new
Supreme Leader Farage will make the EU queef itself to death in rage
>>217510620The rare good Yankpost
Russia could annex all of Ukraine and it wouldn't affect Britain one bitSource: the 500 years Russia owned Ukraine and Britain wasn't affected one bit
>>217510640yet leftypol would never fight for Britain...
watching 67 tiktok compilations
>>217510651not been a problem for me you just need to talk to more womenif you talk to dozens of women there will be several who are single
>>217510658Dunno why you're so desperate to suck Russian cock
>Is Britain in the room with us
>>217510702lovely poo crust
>>217510695
*wakes up and rolls over to you in bed*
>>217510702
>>217510741you spin magnets or something
>>217510685Concession accepted Willem
powerful
>>217510683>practice gfwhat would you even need to practice
>>217510717I eventually did talk to one who was single and got a gf, but it felt like I had to interact with a lot of women just to find a single one.
>>217510748JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHO ARE YOU HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE JESUS FUCKING
>>217510603what about this one?
No one poses a greater threat to the lives of Europeans than that of their own leadership classes
>>217510702corr that girl flicking her puffy
>>217510764big macs?
>yank is doing something obnoxious>ask them why they're doing it>"because i have the right">"yeah but why are you doing it though?">"??? because of the constitution"
>>217510609youre being dishonest he looks good
>>217510772Shhhh*puts me bellend your bum*
>>217510773No idea, he's handsome and the girl saying no to everyone was average looking.
>>217510719Let's not repeat mistakes of the 20th century. Your country sucks because it's completely beholden and subservient to one trillionaire banking dynasty family.. nothing to do with Russia whatsoever..
>>217510799screaming they really do this
Trump is right, paracetamol causes autism also they should annex greenland
>>217510788I think you've had enough already
Right, I'm off to watch the darts. You can come to /sp/ as long as you don't start going on about Russia or blackies or whatever
>>217510773>literal chad>decent pic>still a noyeah it's fucking over
>>217510799God bless the USA
>>217510803Why are you awake so early?
>>217510812listen you fucking retard your shithole country has done more damage to the world than any other in history fuck off back to /cum/
new shirt what do you think
Not a fan of Jews
>>217510799proper runts, they are
>>217510826Don't be fooled, that guy will do very well on dating apps.
>>217510849Is that anti-American thought? You're not some NATO-hating Russian shill are you lad?
>>217510851perfect for a kid rock concert
the way fat yank retards worship Russia will never make sense to me
>>217510558ah it's a good thing that we don't live in a shithole totalitarian police state right now ey
>Charlotte continued: 'I don’t wear any deodorant or anything, so I generally stink. I don’t shave anymore. I don’t shave anything.
pootin
>>217510849You started ww2 and we joined in and saved you. Should have let you fall.
This is deep…
war's alright actually, makes for good videos doesn't it
the work christmas do was traumatic. everyone took the piss out of me constantly
>>217510876dont like russia, think it's a corrupt oilfield with an army but i dont want another world warsimple as that really
I'm having a poo right now
seeing some appalling posts being made by posters subject to UK online decency laws
>>217510912got mine tomorrowshall grin and bear it for a maximum of three hours
Feeling blackpilled and furious
>>217510884wish i was her poo sliding out of her arse
>>217510912did you shag a colleague? that's what the christmas do is all about. got minute tomorrow and I WILL be balls deep in some trainee fanny
>>217510896Delusional amerimutt. You clearly don't know shit about history.
>>217510918then stay on your side of the pond and fuck off.
let me guess.... its da jooz?
>>217510942You probably work at Sainsbury’s or something lying bastard
>>217510935the black and furious
>>217510942i work for a male stripper service
>>217510942>trainee fanny'
>>217510689taken by friends on a good camera (film is best), you're dressed well, candid, nice views in the background, just seems like you're enjoying life and nonchalant, ideally a few photos where you are with friends, highlight your good features like height body or jawline, ideally no selfies but one is okay (I have one on the beach where I look really hot)being even slightly skilled in photography (actual photography not smartphones) greatly helps because the better your photos are aesthetically the more interesting you seem. pretty much all women appreciate good photography even on a superficial level because they're all so instagram-brained, so really get some good photos that you're proud of, especially film photos because you'll get the arthoe pussy with thatif you want to absolutely slay then the best would be including a photo doing a sport like rugby, or performing music like a gig
>>217510942no mate i'm utterly freakish and they just couldn't be bothered to be polite to me anymore
>>217510962yes specifically Polish ones
>>217510859funny thing is half of the mongs here are doing the exact same thing now with russia>no but this time it's DIFFERENT
>>217510962always was
>>217510982Er yes rorke, different situations are different... mind blowing, I know...
>>217510957but if a president does that as an ideological isolationist and leaves europe to fend for themselves he's a russian shill right?
sitting kinda zesty
mad how russia would be a first world country by this point if they weren't so corrupt, retarded, and prone to chimp outs
rorke pulling hout his vintage 1990s fujifilm camera to take photos for tinder
>>217510942>did you shag a colleague? that's what the christmas do is all about.no it's notthat doesn't happen unless you work some runtoid job like at a restaurant
Eating hills
>>217510812As I said, I dunno why you're so desperate to suck Russian cock.>>217510896Remember after 9/11 when the US asked Europe for help with military operations into Iraq and Afghanistan, and lots of Europeans (including Brits) did help? Yet now when Europe is being attacked, yanks like you will pretend that never happened. Pathetic. Many European soldiers died when they were helping America after 9/11, but there are some Americans who have forgotten all about that.
mumbergs back from morocco she says the people there are a bit thick they crash into each other all the time and text and talk on their phones constantly. the men also leered at her in the markets even though shes a 58 year old woman. she had a good time anyway :)
>>217510979what's your job? if they really took the piss then just stop talking to them and don't partake in any work stuff like parties or dinners or secret santa any of that bollockstoil coworkers aren't your mates who gives a shite
my poo is currently on its way to valhalla
>>217510982thing is no one wants a war with russia which is why supporting ukraine is the most logical thing. it gets them bogged down for years if not decades and gives breathing room to the rest of europe. i don't know about you but i don't want to die in some estonian forest when russia decides they want narva after they get ukraine
Anyone else like taking pictures with these old compact cameras? During the summer it's my favourite hobby.
>>217511005it's more or less the same situation, ie you being a mong and falling for war propagandayou'll fall for the next one too
>>217511007well that's him strapped up the arse by a russian dominatrix
Don't give a flying fuck about Eastern Europe desu, wouldn't even think about it if it weren't in the news
The ol prevent training
>>217511007he's not doing that. he's openly interfering in european affairs, supporting political parties and leaders and advocates for the break up of the eu. americans are just being your typical runts once again who want to have their cake and eat it too
>Russia vs UkraineWhy should any of us give a shit?
His offer to the UK: >form an alliance between Germany and Britain to destroy Russia Britain's response:> get out of here you stinky man brute! we will defend half of Poland to THE LAST ENGLISHMAN. then after the war, we will give all of Poland to Russia and let Russia rape them forever Stupid brits
>>217511008Did she died?
>>217511066entering narva would invoke article 5stop being a mong
>>217511069i like taking pictures with my iphoen
yanks are consistently the worst posters in this general
>>217511134I'm the best posterx
i love the work christmas dos. only 5 of us go and we're all alcoholics there are no women we just get pissed at 11am then get pizza and back to the bar and the they get 2 of their bitch wives to take us home at about 4pm
>>217511110we didn't defend them tho. we literally hid behind the channel and let them get raped by germans and russians while Churchill begged FDR to help
America...what a mistake
>>217511110Honestly I believe that his victory would have been better for Europe
>>217511058I'm an officedronewell I won't from now on, but still not nice to spend so much time with people you don't like isn't it
>>217511110yeah britain didn't want a german empire in control of half of europe funnily enough
>>217510942For me it’s always been the older women preying on me. Younger women expect you to make the first move and I’m too socially awkward to do that
>>217511134four unnecessary words at the end
>>217511105because they might move on moldova or estonia if they're not stopped
>>217511110>>form an alliance between Germany and Britain to destroy RussiaAh yes because Germany would never betray that
>>217511158>americans dress like this for workoh my days
>>217511185Hitler loved and admired Britain due to our empire
>>217511158mmhmm !!
>>217511110>Amerimutt seething about Britain for the 4000th time
>>217511158
>>217511158why does every yank work in insurance
>>217511158>8 squirtswhat. i only use 2
>>217511168Shit, not Moldova and Estonia!Where will we get our prized Moldovan and Estonian goods and services such as... um... Okay nevermind that, how will we visit the incredible Moldovan and Estonian holiday destinations such as... er...
am literally a 5'9 truecell incel manlet faggot and could not stop having girlfriends growing up due to my pretty face, literally all you have to do to shag girls is be vaguely presentable
>>217511161it's lottery mate you're put in with a group of people and if they've got no personality then what can you dowhere I work it's gossipy women and they just talk shite and gossip and I just don't like them but there's another department I work at sometimes and the people there are lovely and we'll spend all day chatting and we get along really well
i'm tired hitler
>>217511231t. smells of air
>>217511104>he's openly interfering in european affairsyou mean by sending $128bn to support one side of a war in europe or by doing something else?>>217511105MIC said that if we didn't want to invade iraq we were probably ayrab-supporting commies so we had to destroy themMIC says that if we don't want war with russia then we're probably putin-supporting neo-nazis so we have to destroy themsimple
>>217511110>trust the man who broke every diplomatic agreement he made
whats sancho up to?
The workfu
enough politics lads
>>217511286probably being extorted by another whore
>>217511263evening yegor
>>217511291don't know why this made me laugh am I racist
>>217511241yeah that's true. I just don't like being picked on and made to feel like I don't belong, even if I don't actually care at the end of the day whether I'm liked at work or not
>>217511104>advocates for the break up of the eu.We here at /brit/ endorse this policy
>>217511110You've been listening to the rest is history podcast too I see
Post world wars Europe is a civilisation imploding and the sooner we all admit it the better >But muh paid time offNigger
>>217511314that was actually fakehe shagged her and tried to extort him afterwards by shaming him and slandering online
>>217511281screaming
>>217511263we just didn't Chamberlain enough
pulling my nose hair out and sneezing
Why are they always trying to get close to miners?
>>217511199And yet he wasn't willing to do things like not invade every country he bordered to keep us happy
>>217511281people who dont realize this is ai should be banned from the internet
Leftypol dying for the wef
shan't be going to the christmas because it was boring as shit last year we were just sitting in a bar forcing ourselves to drink prosecco and dance to awful musichate forced social chemistry, not going to bother with it again
>>217511388It's AI and funny
>>217511378hate this cunt abu lulu should sort her out
>>217511378
any gagging for a shag man in
>>217511393you shan't be missed
>>217511378judging by those legs her bum is probably nice and big
>>217511110britain just wanted a weak disunited europe so we could trade freely with the world, in hindsight it's a bollocks strategy that is shortsighted and allows britain open to be fucked by it's former colonies
>>217511383He did that to try and protect us from the Jews
>>217511398golf is so stupid no wonder fat americans love it
>>217511291Hope you have loads of kids and they all hate you
>>217511406they've been begging me to come but i simply shan't xx
>>217511371>Queen of Coal>A trans woman
>>217511378What would rorke do in this situation?
like Don King I got a crazy hair do
>>217511378this is so sad, poor ducky :(
Leftypol doing the haka after finding out his parents aren't carbon neutral
She qt
>>217511412>allows britain open to be fucked by it's former coloniesHow?
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/317190162does tesco do a singular pot of this sweet chilli
always very grim when the mongs here start discussing politicstake it to fucking /pol/
>>217511462jej
>>217511378yeah youve posted this a hundred times already you desperate runt
>>217510976not sure doing this is worth it at 24
You don't understand, the schizophrenic genocidal maniac who had broken every single promise he had ever made would have been totally on our side
>>217511475Feel free to make some British culture related posts of your own any time, mousenonce, any time at all
>>217511474no they do a chilli mayo bottle though that isn't very spicy
>>217511501>everyone who doesn't want to see spastics shitting out dogshit takes on everything is mousenoncekill yourself faggot
Basel XI: Hitz; Tsunemoto, Adjetey, Daniliuc, Schmid; Metinho, Bacanin; Shaqiri, Leroy, Otele; Traoré.Aston Villa XI: Bizot; Cash, Lindelof, Konsa, Digne; Bogarde, Onana; Buendía, Guessand, Sancho; Malen.
>>217511500>schizophrenicfalse>genocidalfalse>maniacfalse
dad telling me how this is the worst government we've ever had because every week there's something in the news, whereas in the past you'd never hear anything bad
>>217511523classic mousey melty
Shelbourne XI: Speel; Mbeng, Barrett, Ledwidge, Coyle; Henry Francis, Caffrey, McInroy; Wood, Boyd, Martin.Crystal Palace XI: Benítez; Richards, Lacroix, Guéhi; Sosa, Kamada, Wharton, Devenny; Uche, Piño; Nketiah.
>>217511530sancho on yeah? yeh imma watch
>>217511523*awaits an on-topic post from you*
>>217511326learn to dish it back to theminsecure people will henpeck you to oblivion if you let them, they're dead inside and want to feel some semblance of power over othersif you give them the same energy back they'll realise it's not worth the bother
>>217511515yeah I bought that thinking it was the sweet chilli from the dip ringwill have to email tescos and tell them to sort it out
>>217511156depends on whether you think most eastern euros should be genocided, as a eastern euro I think probably, I know I'd rather not be alive, but other people might disagree I think it would have been more digestible for most people if he fought for a eastern europe free of soviet (moscow) control, but he also wanted to eradicate those people
8 yummy (You)s but reading none of that.
>>217511552mhm we doin a little watchin x
>>217511541He's right
>>217511564It would be better let's be honest
>>217511574grow up
I've got a question for the shaggers here. Is one pic good enough to pull on Bumble for a decidedly 4/10 man?
>>217511541somehow even worse than tony blair which is impressive
>>217511564another completely fucking terrible and retarded post from the mind of a yank
>>217511626shut up leftypol
>>217511541Recent polls suggest labour could win as low as 4 (four) seats in the next election, a loss of 407 seats
>>217511611no, you need three to pretend you're not a botanything after four can be seen as tryhard and cluelessly desparate, unless the pic is something inherently interesting/impressive
>stop saneposting leftypol
>>217511584that's hard to say lets be honest, who knows where history would have went if he had wonmaybe in the 90s Europe would have left the shadow of national socialism and went hard the other way and been in the same position it is now, who knows>>217511626there's nothing there in that post that you can deny in any reasonable manner
>>217511611No it isn’t
>>217511660sir mini cooper
>>217511707>>217511707>>217511707
>stop baneposting rorke
So about the new…