English rose edish
>>217513289no wonder they burka them
Sex with niggers
so if reform wins are they going to kick out all the fugees?
>>217513289
>>217513289HUMILIATION RITUAL
Does the girl at toil like me?
just taken sisterberg on a sibling trip to poundtown
tofu chilli and cheesewhat more does a man need?
what's got the /pol/ spammers riled up then
>>217513343TND
>>217513289English rose typically refers to a good looking woman
>>217513365whats his message lad?
>>217513269wish I had enough initiative to join you :/
>>217513350Eh, looks more like a blathereen
>>217513355I thought the cute Polish cleaner at toil had given me a cute nickname because she would smile and laugh at me when saying it but then I found gruby chłopak means fat boy in English
nine eleven
>>217513379think it's meant to be ironic
>>217513365here's the thing:
Rorke thinking Reform are actually gonna win the election in 4 years time, lmaoHe thinks the spineless middle class Adrian’s of this country aren’t going to rise up with a chorus of “MORE OF THE SAME PLEASE” and wash away his attempt at deviation from the Tory-Labour thousand year reich
dua lipa
>>217513369Some noodles in there would be nice
>>217513406Shut up spaki
might watch black narcissus
>>217513365yeah?
Children in school used to sing the scatman song at me but instead of saying "I'm a scatman!" they'd sing "you're a fat man!
>>217513369meat
>>217513404Ah ok makes sense now
Sir Reginald Ziedsworth
>>21751340311/9
Mr Speaker, start doing this...
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th? >rorke/leftypol >get them xxx >big brad >nonceposting >biomass >poo smells >mallardlad >poo seal >grinching >Irish diaspora >Sir Keir posting >bradders (last years winner) >new trainers/fake self-dox >sinisterbradley Quite the list isn't it
>>217513320Bodying anyone for spitting at you is justified I don't care how young they are. Locking up a lad for protesting knifey abdul for killing a little girl, and stopping the public from getting their justice (public lynching) is why they are traitors.
>>217513410fit
>>217513437When did you last do a bit of peeking?
common themethree awkward skinny fit blokes , one not coventionally attractive but quirky girlall sat at a table at the pubthe girl doesnt drink but all the men drinkpresumably they all think they have a chance of shagging herpresumably this has been going on for months
4 days until my newly purchased home valuation is updated
>>217513365...
i attend sachin tendulkar university in the great city of jaipur
>>217513502
>>217513452meat is just dogshit tofu
>>217513531phwoarrr
>>217513531billowing breasts
>>217513556had tofunot good so fuck off
>>217513569rofl'd
post that greng goth one
need one of them milfs don't i
when you see the toilfu tomorrow and you're planning your life together remember she's had another man's penis in her mouth and spunk on her face
>>217513410fuck
What are some things I can do to take my mind off the escort?
>>217513596yeah but she washed it off and brushed her teeth. probably
>>217513596So have I, your point?
>>217513603keep it in britfeel yeahfool
>>217513603think up a better gimmick
>>217513502women are evil
>>217513603watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2XGp5ix8HE&list=RDV2XGp5ix8HE&start_radio=1
>>217513556Woofter post
>>217513612jannies they are posting pornography
>>217513603could fuck off back to britfeel?
>>217513612um
>>217513365That he's a self hating cuck and a traitor to the British people?
>>217513289About to start this series by Edward gibbon
>>217513406> the spineless middle class You're right which is why the next 3 years needs to be dedicated to convincing the average muppet that nothing matters more. They're extremely influence by other people's opinions. So we need to mercilessly mock and ridicule Guardian reading snobs until they are embarrassed of their opinions.
GRINCHED
whatever happened to nakedmartin
>>217513760
>>217513741>fairy up liquid
>>217513760Grim that. Wish they'd all convert to Islam and wear curtains so no one has to view them
>>217513760whose are these flippers?
>>217513569lol
Going bed now team. Toil tomorrow 6:00 am to 16:00 pm.If I feel ill tomorrow I'm calling in sick fuck it not putting myself through a 10 hour shift feeling like shit it's that simple team
rapid
>>217513804gottim
hope you die in your sleep
>>217513502kek this is an incredibly common sight. spoilers: none of them men have any chance of shagging her.
kys but unironically you freak
>>217513863why do you say 16:00 pm when 16:00 on its own is completely unambiguous
>orlroight team, noight noight team
>>217513863good night EW
>>217513289jesus cristo
>>217513893I like to be clear so as to avoid any confusion.
>>217513863CWLTSYC
>>217513769Honestly embarrassing that anyone could bring themselves to vote Labour at this point
>>217512705stalker gamma its a mod
>>21751390916:00 is perfectly clear
>>217513824Candice
>>217513896Goodnight mate, hope you sleep well too>>217513912Don't know what this means
>>217513804That's Rorke done then
>>217513909Do you know where I can find the Roasted Garlic Mayo in aldi
oh the escort freak is sacked tranny
>>217513741>and pictures with kids at the end (they were told to leave no pictures)Lmao just imagining the facebook marketplace CEO of grinch blokes giving the prime directive to leave no evidence of their grinch attacks
>>217513385he takes it up the arse
>>217513935It's not though. Could mean 16:00 am and without the context of time 16:00 could refer to seconds and milliseconds or something too.
>>217513941lost her pictures
>>217513769Why doesn't Reform pander to SNP voters or that Welsh party? Just offer them another referendum or some shite. Or would that alienate too many English voters?
>>217513961Ask if they've got any out back at the checkout
>>217513893he did it for this one-time acknowledgement of his bait that took nearly 3 years of everyone ignoring it but he got it in the end
>>217514002Spaino's committed to the act
Yeah I'm thinking it's pizza time!!!
>>217513961In the sweets and tins aisle but I think it might be a summer only product possibly so could have been discontinued
>>217513410i would eat her shit
>>217513982You are a retard
>Could mean 16:00 am
>>217513999very subtle imagery here almost missed the point
>>217513741That kid looks like he's had a blast!
>>217514029Thanks you’re a star
>>217514029Your characters are shit you will never be BN or shippy
>>000000001whats unc waffling on about
Thanks to Tiege Hanley for sponsoring this thread
>>217514035Anyone who thinks more migrants or refugees is a good idea at this point is basically mentally ill and should probably be locked up. They look exactly the way I expected. Ugly middle aged women who hate themselves and hate the world.
>>217514035zoe could get it tbf
Sex with blokes
If Santa & his Reindeer are doing all the work on Christmas, then what are God & Jesus doing then? Sitting around listening to people sing them carols? putting the kettle on the boil?
>>217514124They'd be vociferously anti immigration if migrants looked like this
>>217514035these freaks dont live in reality
In court lads
>>217514142Weird how everyone knows what he means but some people have BBC on their mind so much they only think one thing. Is funny though
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iK24eLfuoFU
>>217514142this is just fake ragebait right?
>>217514182It's not real mateFunny though
Sir Peter Thiel
might covert to judaism
>>217513410This is music for watching !
>>217514203no, there are really irish among you
>>217513769They will literally do the same shit they did here. Have their unpopular guy push through all the unpopular policies, and then dump him three months before the election and elect some blairite, or maybe even literally Mark Carney if we dump him, and convince everyone that it’s a new Labour Party that has moved away from the craziness of the old party and then all the boomers will vote for the comfortable guy and in the background he’ll just continue pushing the same policies as steer keir but with a different face.Fuck I hate my countrymen.
fucking hell it's 16:00am already
>>217514218its just good business
saaar
>>217514172kek maybe this is the play
will from stranger things is so hot
Was watching this video about a tunnel construction in Norway and I thought it had some weird avant garde soundtrack but it turns out I just had a tap open with a lad dildoing his arse and gently moaning on a loop the whole time.
>>217514272This but....
Lads would it be weird if I used a pseudonym on Facebook? I have to sign up to join a group, not to participate in offline but just on FB, and I don't want people from school to find me. Say that I do end up meeting someone from this group offline and I have to explain that my name is something else, would that be weird?
why is this thread 50% screenshots
>>217514275schkreaming
watching the dog house and there's some proper woofters on it
back from work partyfeel like an alien
>>217514275fucking poo screaming
>>217514275BM1 enjoyer
>>217514035Literally anybody who looks like the middle or left should not have their opinions taken seriously by any other person. I don't understand how you can see somebody who is obviously deformed and genetically mutated and think that listening to anything they have to say is a good idea let alone voting them into political power.
>>217513999>Mass culture is black and anything made before modernism feels nice so it's good (and conviniently white)
>>217514292this is relatable as f**kim going to buy products from dominos pizza soon
>>217514294use your middle name if you have onewould be a bit peculiar to have a completely made up name but not something to think about too much
>>217513410need her to piss in my face while i'm plapping my balls in chastity
Utterly dogshit thread. You should all be ashamed of yourselves
Playing the long game x
>>217514324I do like to watch a bit of bim with me tea
>>217514331Yes and?
>>217514353They already are they’re British.
britvpn
>>217514292funny to think of the 22 year old social media intern forwarding this draft to his boss to get approval before posting
Diego day tomorrow
>>217514035hackney must STOP THE BOMBS
get the school girls posted
I was gonna buy a sd card on eBay but this cunt is charging £5 for delivery for a fucking sd card just put it in an envelope man. Best part is it wouldn’t arrive until the 27 December
de BOMB BLAST
>>217514422CORRRRRRR that's a lady with no top on!
Racism is bad desu
SEX LEGS!
>>217514401It's definitely a woman
Might start taking antidepressants. Might help my life.
sorry, rorke. it's her turn.
me? never lost a game of Fischer Random chess
lad i went to school with got done for having animal porn on his laptopwish the news reports at the time told you what animals he was greasing his knob over
>>217514436um
Mum asked me if I wanted to go skydiving in the new year with her as a Christmas present. Had to let her down. Sorry I’m so pathetic mum
>>217514275
>>217514477Me neither
>>217514442syrian underground rapper name
>>217514477Fisher Price more likely
>>217514477doubt it
Right well that’s a funny yellow dog isn’t it
>>217513741
>>217514521SCREAM
Dua Lipa.Sex.
>>217514540a funny yellow dog that DIED last year
alarm set for 19:30 am
>>217514552Not even that fit. No arse or tits whatsoever
Mixed race girl from that new film.SEX.
Not bragging or anything but I made a thread on another board a couple days ago… 169 replies just saying
>>217514540oh yeah fuckin hell so it is ahahahahahaha
>>217513289Dios mio la creatura...
>>217514552based and>>217514582based
>>217514584um !! Xx
>>217514593Is it still active?
>>217514582you mean the skelly that's spammed on /tv/?
Not bragging or anything but I got 50+ (You)'s and a ban for calling the OP a tranny on /v/
Getting a job at Thames Water sewage works and doing furious detective work in order to track down one of Emma Watson's poos to scoop out of the tank.
um janny he posted the trixie x starlight pic again
>>217514538im 5/5 and retired. Literally better than Magnus Carlsen
>>217514641based
>>217514623Yep
Go woke Get prime art hoe clapham
>>217514664link? x
>>217514457It's a natural survival instinct evolved through millions of years.
Might start hiding bradders in random pictures and posting them around 4chan and see if anyone notices.
made the first ever post me
>>217514681I print little bradders out and put them in random library books
>>217514334Yeah that sounds alright, cheers mate
>>217514577strange one thissometimes her arse looks primed for a bbc assault but then i've seen bikini photos and it is non-existent
>>217514471Very bad idea mate
Writing my diary but all I can talk about is utterly trivial inane bollocks
>>217514675it’s on /fit/
>>217514641sensitive freaks those /v/trannies
>>217514708Utterly bizarre post.
>>217514758looks like my sister but actually
>>217514705See I think that doing it here is a better idea. The sharty did something similar and it derailed threads every single time on /a/
I just fukcing canit be botheed
>>217514764ahaha great stuff
botched sounding session prolapsed my urethra again award
might get some toast on
Can't wait for Saturday tomorrow
>>217514803fucking hate when that happens need the NHS to provide vital sounding services
yesterday was thursday :) tomorrow is saturday :) and sunday comes afterwards :)
>>217514764>15
>>217514811anon, it's Sunday tomorrow
dem squeaky
so… any plans for friday /brit/?
>>217514849drink and post here until i pass out
>>217514832Wow! She's got a massive fanny!
>>217514849It diego day mate
I thought it was Smarch
>>217514861Same as always then
>>217513350>>217513396Looks more like a Mehreen
>>217514849sit in my smelly bedroom passing the time fighting the urge to get steaming until it gets late enough where there's no point getting on it then I'll go to sleep
Wednesday tomorrow lads.
>>217514849what? piss off!
Stop confusing me. What day is it? Seriously
actually not having a toil christmas party this year take the piss
>>217514918It's Monday tomorrow
>>217514331you're right it should say Jewish culture instead
>>217514906why not just sail on the steamboat?
>>217514764no they just settle with timmy
>the yule log also known as the ashen faggot
cocks go black this weekend
If I had a job I’d never go to their christmas party. Cannot imagine willingly spending more time at toil
>>217513075 honestly there are tons of chinese girls about now and from what I've seen they're standards have really lowered, you've got way more than a shot
>>217514924i want hr to confirm i am still banned from them without having to ask and them saying i should go
>>217514922Tomorrow? Saturday
>>217514906kek tim kek tim kek tiiiiimmmmmm!!!!!!!
>>217514950it's a free meal, usually good food, i don't hate the people i work with, and we get massively fucked up what's not to like
>>21751492211 of december, 2025
>>217514922Right well yesterday it was Tuesday and in 2 weeks it's Christmas which is on a Wednesday
>>217514832thats boiarse
>>217514946what goes what?
love the gf and would never hurt her but that doesn't mean i don't have intrusive thoughts about how easy it would be to heem her senseless
>>217513365Hate the man all you want he's very photogenic
>>217514950our toilberg has it during toil hours and in the toil office therefore making you attend
hate how much the internet wants to know about my private lifeFUCK OFF
>>217514960Yeah? You reckon there's a lot of Chinese women do you? Millions perhaps?
>>217514996Tell her you love her but make sure she knows you could spark her out at a second's notice
>>217515000Post the one of him in the snow
>>217514986sorry that was a typo.I meant cocks go black this week
>>217513365
eurovision falling apart at the seams, it could be our year to win it
>>217514996you're lucky it's not my sister
Whats the best color for leather boots lads, tobacco, baby poop green or lighter brown
get me in a big warehouse with 10,000 fit Chinese women and I'll go Genghis Khan on them
>>217515018just a little backhanded (no pun intended) compliment here and there about how pretty she'd look with two black eyes
>>217515015I reckon at least 25 million chinese girls have arrived since the Boris Hong Kong Accords
>>217515053black
>>217514944
>>217515045they'll never vote for us
>>217514933trying to limit myself to once a month steamingtoil plus the rare occasions I go out... can't do it every week anymore cos after a night on it I wake up in pain in my back and sides so worried I'm doing some damage. it is basically christmas though so might just treat myself anyway
Taking a cold late-night shit
>>217514975Dunno. Most of you lot get home and whine about toil so I have no idea why you’d want to be around them any longer. Then again I never went to the shite “prom” they did when we left secondary>>217515001Surely this is against the geneva convention or a breach of human rights
>>217515069Already got some black ones, rarely wear them
>>217513982Autist
>>217514944>>217514946
>>217515116send them to me. what size?
>>217515053tobacco for me lad. easier to style than the others
>>21751514710.5
>>217514832bit gay
>>217515098you cold?we got nuclear to avoid that
in uni a gay guy would always throw a eurovision parties and they was always good it's a shame israel has definitely ruined them for him
Literally JUST bought a new pair of black leather boots last night.Size 11
>>217514832I FUCKING LOVE PENG LITTLE GAYBOY ARSE
>>217514832Not really gay but jaybaesun has such a nice cock
>>217515185so
migrate when ready>>217515192>>217515192>>217515192
>>217515179ever fuck him up the arse?
>>217515198nothing gay about appreciating another man's sexy cock
>>217515203well why make it before we're ready in contravention of the rules of the board
Am outside
pooooooo
Inspecting water hose.
>>217515214.....no
ermmmmm…. nigger?
>>217513916Why?
>>217515343what are you doing replying to me in the old?what a fucking freak
