wagwan for battyman

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last thread got a bit gay
hope it doesn't continue

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CORRECTION:

reading this: 16th Connecticut Volunteer Infantry: Sergeant William H. Relyea

then ill start edward gibbon's series

>>217515225
sexxooooo

>>217515225
Always gets gay on a night
Not sure what it is

Christmas parties used to be the bollocks
Now you're lucky if you get a couple of free drinks and some finger food
Another victim of the post COVID world

>>217515247
toby no

>>217515225
should be red

Used to be a 24 hour asda in my town
After covid? No longer. What’s that all about?

>>217515257
Never been to my toil xmas party

>>217515295
i dont know, sorry

white boys love they Death Grips

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>Born and raised in England (with Scottish parents)
>was speaking to a girl who was born in England with Scottish parents yesterday
>she said she had an english boyfriend
>I said "traitor! haha just joking"
>she just glared at me

it's so impossible to bant anymore

don't smile like that jeremy you're not james bond

>>217515300
Well that’s fine

>>217515309
dead bants

>>217514924
reckon mine had theirs but didn't invite me

just saw a comment that started with "not to be pedantic, but" and then proceeded to be pedantic

> she said she had an english boyfriend
Vile disgusting bitch

>>217515309
Fucked a Scottish tranny once with my big English cock

watching a video of nigerian men try other nigerian men's niggerscran

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>>217515316

Hate AI so fucking much

>>217515309
Fascinating.

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world's gone woke

was watching some blackpink music videos (from when they were younger) and it's clear that Jisoo is by far the prettiest
the rest don't put a candle to her
I'm not really in to kpop or chink things (had to look up her name) but thought I'd let you know

>>217515366
schuuuuureeeaaming

i put it to YOU... that you sucked off a orse

>>217515366
roar

>>217515366
scraegn

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me thinks GCHQ

>>217515366
james won’t be doing that again

The court rules in favour of legalising horse sex but only with the fit girl ones

true though

craving skittles, fat cunt me

>>217515429
Either that or an OnlyFans slag
Noticed a lot them larping as Reform supporters lately, even Bonnie Blue is doing it now
Just bizarre

>>217515366
These days you’ll be suspended and can’t go into work just for talking about another member of staffs cummed arsehole!

any battyboys in

>>217515429
>female pfp
100%
the post is correct though

trans rights technically are human rights i can't argue with that

Oi brent, is all you care about chasing the yankee dollar??

>>217515473
ftms are disgusting

>>217515473
wearing this to the mosque on ramazan

>>217515366
you can't crack a joke with their kind james has had a 'mare

>>217515494
...yh

>>217515429
methings chatgpt because it uses the "its not X its Y" pattern

Just had a nice wet shave
lush

Does anyone want to add me on Facey B, name is Scott Knowles x

>>217515494
this place was like bagdad ith g-strings

would love to bum a peng tranny but i hope to save my virginity for an actual woman
had to turn down a couple cute trans girls before

>>217515429
rorke from his smegma-lined, mould-infested bedroom

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>>217515477
Aren't her parents rich? She may stand to lose a lot from our 40% inheritance tax

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>>217515543

can't stop wanking to emma stone

>>217515584
meh, mid

>>217515543
what do you mean by "actual woman"
we're as valid as any bio fem. fuck you

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>rorke from his smegma-lined, mould-infested bedroom

>>217515584
frog girl

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>>217515610
You're a man

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>Women who affect an exaggerated received pronunciation
I'd rather talk to a charva lass

getting a prostate exam and pooing all over the doctor

>>217515565
まぁしょうがないな

>>217515631
my passport and driving licence disagree sweetums

ooooh get free laptops for free

used to enjoy count dankula's videos but after all this time he's still a cringey libertarian and never evolved into a based natsoc
if you don't grow, you rot, as they say

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chundering down my shirt over how space nerds honestly thought for a while that an itty bitty planet had a GIGANTIC ring system

umpuppys :>

liquidate the biofems

watching a vine comp

>>217515680
Nah he's definitely a closet nazi if you watch his second channel content

mindlessly chewing a bit of plastic

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>>217515649
Mans shoulders, adams apple, lack of female reproductive organs and male bone structure. You are a man.

crazy to think that you might be here chatting with posters who are so dysgenic and ill-constituted that they are intending to vote green

im going to get the teeth brushed
the bed located
the sleep expertly toiled

what's the difference between the umbunnies, umponies, umpetals and now umpuppies?
there's too many umcreatures popping up

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rorke could never

for me it's the umlolis

smoking niggaweed

https://youtu.be/kkMlqy9FJA4?si=-CVy53pSByFsV44x

wonder if they still let you go on one of those human safaris is bosnia

>>217515748
umvengers umsemble!!

really rattled him with that one, didn't i

>>217515767
We need Kevin Samuels back he was taken too soon

i'm gonna fart in rorke's face

>>217515192
I never understood why in media in general, they give the low IQ characters scottish accent.

>>217515780
:D !! x

Reckon I'd make a fit tranny face wise but I'm too tall and muscular

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umcucumbers

>>217515748
>umbunnies
for suckin
>umponies
for suckin
>umpetals
for pluckin
>umpuppies
for fuckin

>>217515721
i'll believe it when he takes off that "taxation is theft" hat and stops having a raging boner for freedom of speech

>>217515767
IQ tests are for mongs who think they're intelligent
Even Stephen Hawking knew you don't need a number to say you're intelligent if you really are

>>217515810
first meal she's had in weeks bless x

>>217515767
>between 6'1 and 6'3
that's me done lads haha
6'4 you see

>>217515192
based edish

>>217515813
um I do all of those

>>217515842
bad luck old beanpole

>>217515477
Their fans are going to be young boys and old men. They're just appealing to their base.

>>217515830
what's the matter mate did you fail yours?

>>217515767
Seem pretty mild standards considering the lengths most of these lists tend to go

>>217515838
look at her little pink lunchbox purse ::>

>>217515842
hello mr. giraffe

>>217515477
>women support [the public consensus]
blown my mind that

>>217515842
ahaha hard luck pal
maybe you could get yourself a chinklard gf in the next lifetime

>>217515860
Never took one
But everyone I've met who's boasted about their IQ are massive wankers
Can only imagine what kind of circlejerk Mensa meetings must be

>>217515863
this chubby 6 has a laundry list and you're saying it's mild standards?
stop the cap nigga

>>217515767
IQ 130+ is an insane standard but maybe not in the bay area (where I assume she is)
also the laughable can solve a quadratic equation which anyone can do paired with this would make me think it was satire if I didn't know better

>>217515904
Compared to most of these lists, yeah
Most screencaps of women listing their 'standards' are practically demanding their man has no hobbies or friends and hands over their entire bank account

>>217515904
>6
do you have arseholes for eyes?

>>217515382
posted a condensed version of this in the kpop general and it was the most replied to post of the thread
mental how their threads go so quickly

>>217515894
imagine both the freak who put this together as well as the one who posted it

>>217515767
Why do the ugliest women always have the highest standards? You never see hot women doing this. She's pretty chubby for an Asian girl.

>>217515894
good image

>>217515951
yeah i do
genetic condition, my dad's got arsehole-eyes and my dad's dad too

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>5'8
it's OVER

>>217515810
Did she go vegan? Would explain why she looks so awful

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>>217515904
>6

>>217515998
and the very latest from Cynthiana?

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rorke thinks this is a 6 lmao

>>217515767
>eats meat
the only place Bob Vylan fails
he's way out of her league anyway

>>217515984
i know many guys 5'8 who pull way more than me
but then again they have attractive faces

>>217516019
vpn off, ziedy

>>217515366
>Post was also sent a doctored image, of unknown provenance, of the female member of staff’s Linkedin profile, in which her job roles had been altered to read “snitch” and “glazed ring specialist”.

Kek

>>217516024
do I have an attractive face?

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>>217516019
that's one of her better pics she looks like a tranny

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4mhDH3GYJ5w

6’7

maybe i should just hire someone to pick out all my clothes i'm too bad at this

but those people probably charge a lot

>>217515863
>4/10
>expects a man who is in the top 10% by height
>mild standards

>>217516019
LOL timmy's 6/10 gf

>>217516052
yeah can you delete this

I'm a Jewish psyop

>>217516060
also top 2% IQ

>>217516076
mad how you swore to stop all the black knob posting because you knew it was a profoundly sad way to spend your life, and you lasted all of 2 days

when i go to the mcdonalds drive thru i always bring dogberg to sit in the passenger seat so the zoomer in the window handing me my scran thinks i'm normal

>>217516077
shan't
i liked wicked 2 though

>>217516117
I'm not heathermong
I get accused of being him everyday :(

>>217516121
how do you explain the condom hanging out of dogberg's arse

restroom, bathroom, toilet paper, paper towel gotten can i get that after i take a shower and vacuum my apartment sir

I'm 5'8 and have claimed to be 6ft on dating apps
Women literally never question it when we meet
I literally dated a girl who had such a standard on her profile

Currently breathing

>>217515767
her male equivalent got his head bashed in with a sledgehammer in cambodia under pol pot's regime and she's in america demanding henry cavil
but yes, we live in a patriarchy and women are oppressed

>>217515984
We need to abolish the imperial measurements system. Women ONLY ask for 6 ft because it's a round number (which conveniently excludes 90% of men). Convince every website they need to switch to cm and we'll have this problem solved.

aiming a comically large slingshot loaded with a heineken bottle at my bollocks

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happy happy happyyyy~~

>>217516135
might wanna stop acting like a freak then

>>217516157
women don't really know what measurements of distance look like anyway

>>217516047
yes mate you're very handsome

>>217516157
they insist on 180 on the continent

>>217516050
She looks bloody awful. Ok I'm lowering my previous rating to 3/10.

do french people really not like you trying to speak french to them or is that just Parisians

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we're heading back to the gis a job days

>>217516161
ssseeexooooooo

>>217516181
benchods... i don't vveel so good

>>217516106
kek

>>217516193
kys

>>217516174
cheers mate, I'll remember that
thanks for always being here when I need it most

>>217516178
nah i've heard them say 183+

>>217516219
Damn the way the media have been banging on about it I thought it was big players pulling out
Lmao who gives a shit about Belgium or Slovenia being in Eurovision

puerto ricans are actually based

>>217516191
no amount of subtle propaganda will convince me that there are women who work in manufacturing

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>>217516181
Pathetic pajeet cope

>>217516264
Never met one, probably never will

>>217516264
you're a bad bunny fan?

it asmr time, it bed time
night night lads see you in the morning
x

>>217516268
It’s obviously a joke. Are you a fucking retard seriously?

>>217516290
um that;s a lauren faust cartoon
can't post lauren faust cartoons

>>217516165
it's just funny to post like him sometimes
I really like the gherkin fantasy, it's incredible absurdist humour

>>217516267
A construction site near me has a bunch of women working on it. Well, they at least have hard hats and hi vis jackets on and turn up every day.

I like Hispanics I don't know why Americans don't like them

>>217516290
that is 'ummy'

I actually smile quite often when I'm walking around in the city and think about the cronem

>>217516332
Don't think I've ever met one, there aren't very many here

Hi /brit/ how we doing? been a while since i;ve posted. probably this time last year. hope you are all well lads.

>>217516352
You are mentally ill

used to think lauren faust was fit when i was a brony back in 2012ish
that was before she got super old obviously

I've met many south americans and I can see why Americans don't want them

met a guy from england once and he tried to shag me up the arse!

>>217516362
yeah?

>>217516374
You’re gay!

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>>217516320
sup yode
getting energy up?

>>217516330
bet they're all big fat bulldykes though

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>me mum was cooked in the holly mate what you fink about what you say now huh?

>>217516374
those colombian blokes be looking zesty

>>217516330
corr imagine sniffing their arses after a hard shift

>>217516374
>I've met many south americans
have you? where?

got puds from the Great British Shop and yammed it in the street

>>217516387
You haven't met many or seen them up close
Almost of the women are ugly, it's easy to see why americans don't want to import 1 million of them for 100 hot ones.

>>217515295
not many left nowadays. covid init https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTWD7qULzA4

Don’t you DARE call me unc, you broccoli haired MUTT

>>217516406
really hope this meme runs out of steam soon because i can see it becoming really obnoxious if people are still mentioning it months from now

>>217516378
this is a very good post but no one will admit it
kudos!

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Zoomers won. Shitlennials lost

>>217516380
Yeh. u ok

appetite whetted
something in the oven now xx

got a call from the hospital and noticed a foreign accent and was worried it was an indian at first but it was just some regional english or possibly welsh accent
still a foreigner though, it's always bloody foreigners who call you these days innit

Mad how yanks have a bunch of holidays where all that happens is shops put stuff on sale

What are you lads getting for Christmas then?

listening to bad bunny now and I don't understand it
I would like to shag some of the girls in the music videos thoughbeit

>>217516429
Mate fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX87SBDDCFY

6 7

new GP used to work for are NHS before moving here

>>217516475
no clue to be honest

>>217516496
turncoat

>>217516463
post it

>>217516439
Australia should update its social media ban to permaban you from the internet if you use a meme over 7 days after its origin

should I have one single glass of wine

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erm...lads?

>>217516508
drink it out your new cock boots

>>217516515
rather peng isn't i- hang on..

>>217516522
they get here on the 22nd
same pair as I already have but they split somehow

Guys I need a fucking job badly

You ever pooped your pants?

>>217516482
No you fuck off
Go see them for yourself

neighbour screaming and banging on my door telling me to stop coughing so loudly
cant help it mate got fucking COVID so FUCK OFF

>>217516526
this post made me laugh

>>217516542
none going

american rorkes:
>they want to destroy america!!
non-american rorkes:
>they want to destroy america? good

might cum on my own face for a larf

>>217516542
not happening
get on the universal credit

>>217516542
You and me both lad

MY KID COULDA GOT KILLED

>>217516571
If i could get it without having to speak with anyone I would

>>217516542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w304BkDOztU

>>217516542
Same. Was doing agency work for a while because it was better than nothing but they don't have anything for me at the moment

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>>217516542
have you been applying

>>217516599
stop posting this horribel vide oyu FREAK

man chencho corleone is really cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKJXmhI7prc

>>217516511
*ignores it like i ignored the last one*

>>217516406
It was amazing how Nick just said how they always bring it up to try manipulate people and Piers was like, no they don't! And 3 minutes later, brings this guy out. Absolutely pottery.

>>217516599
oh she dead

>>217516599
why did she do that

earphones about to die so i guess bedtime x

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>So, Rorke, how many jobs have you applied for this week?

Who here has never learned to drive a car?

bet sancho just arrived at the gherkin? x

>>217516406
>>217516439
>>217516624
what's this about then

>gingernonce hours
im out

>>217516471
Capitalism init

>>217516511
scaremongering to get them to stop striking

>>217516666

>>217516644
that one of your fantasy boyfriends?

no I'm still not watching it

>>217516643
I'm 22 and currently learning.

>>217516644
how come they didnt invite u x

>>217516665
Fucked it mate didn't you

>>217516607
No never applied for a job

>>217516643
ktim

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lil rorkey hardest walk out of all time

>>217516665
fucked it

>>217516643
me
too expensive innit

>>217516639
Many :) I've been a good boy Mr. Coach

>>217516653
Piers Morgan had that Fuentes guy on this week and looked like a complete wanker (As usual). It's on his YT channel

absolutely fucked that one he did

>>217516643
I suppose I should one day

>>217516643
me

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>>217516655
>>217516676

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Me? Never planning on working. Why should I when people work to pay me

>>217516665
mate

Dads funeral tomorrow

>>217516672
bizarre
>>217516679
my shift starts on saturday

>>217516708
Okay but who the fuck's this bloke >>217516406

sometimes i remember i am driving a car then panic a bit x

>>217516643
My mate is 38 and still hasn't learned to drive and says he never will. He works from home, inherited a house and takes the bus or gets a lift. Lucky bastard.

>>217516688
probably why then mate

>>217516726
cleaning the showers?

>>217516725
Will you be saying any words at the service

>.gif
unc please

>>217516727
A guy who's family died in the Holocaust.

>>217516725
Sorry to hear that lad. how you holding up

>>217516726
no it doesnt

>>217516725
;_;

>>217516745
professional peeker

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leftypol outraged he didn't give it to somalis instead

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT JUST HAPPENED", WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND? JESUS

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>>217516758

>>217515842
hows the weather up there tall freak?

>>217516737
Why what?

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Genuinely can't think of anything funnier than a loved one dying close to Christmas. Just ruins Christmas for everyone doesn't it

sanest Bradley poster

really craving booze but have a 9am jobcentre appointment tomorrow fuck's sake

>>217516050
looks like my kim jong un in a wig

>>217516838
he's right though, that is genuinely fucking hysterical

>>217516836
sprint is shit tho

>>217516792
i must remember to thank him

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>>217516851

>>217516816
my grandad's funeral is on wednesday

fucking UM

ziedy careful not to snappydem mop handles in gherkin shower

Years ago, told someone in high school my dad died and he laughed and said "haha black nips" still don't understand it to this day

Alright then

right well that's an animated video of a dog having sex with 2b

>>217516871
>>217516871
>>217516871

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Me? Both parents alive, 4 grandparents all doing well. Looking forward to seeing them all on christmas.

>>217516643
got my learners at 16 but didn't actually pass my test until 30