talk to the hand eidhsiot
this is the once
so this is the thread then
>eidhsiot
>>217520488um
>>217520488saved thisi have it forever now
>>217520488Looks nothing like jazza
>all the brits in here
hi
>>217520488what the fuck
>>217520522other thread Disrespects other cultures fwiw*wink wink*
>>217520427WRONG
...you arent conscious btw
>>217520522no way the yank went to the other one they are so insecure and fragile
>>217520531clarkson really got himself into quite the pickle there
>>217520543you aren't not raped
No more excuses I'll be killing myself after the festive season
tried to get the vodka epithet and broke my horses ankles tomorrow with guest uma desu. I just got -4 mood in 2 turns thats all (mentally I am gone)
>>217520550>into quite the pickleyou have those funny silly expressions lmao
there was probably something to learn from this as I came back to start winning every race after Japan cup but yeah gimmeh fans
right well the other one has a minionesian posting 'p so this one it is
+40 speed (49% chance to fail) +whatever the fuck wit (79% chance to fail) now have 6 energy to go do 3 races in a row I dont care
Uhh
>>217520552god this is so good I read it with his voice in my head and I was one step close to believe he actually said that
fucking hate wireless earbuds don't get the appeal
Billy Joel has to be my favorite heeb of all time
quick, i run up on him 'cause i don’t think that he’s dead,standin' over his ass, i put two more inside his head
race fatigue for 2 races in a row. game knew what I was doing (it actually doesnt matter on the 3rd race if its mandatory - did u kno)
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=217520400get it gone lads
>>217520644Phones have killed headphone jacks. Except Sony and other Japanese brands.
billy jean was not my FUCKING lover, she's just a slut that thought I was peng, her kid aren't mine
>>217520667already did the needful after accidentally scrolling over it fucking 4chan x
billie jean just fucked my mother
I'm dreaming of a huwhite Christmas
>>217520674buy a donguru
>>217520698I just bought an Xperia so no need.
took a big risk at 83% chance to win to get +54 speed and lost it woaw dont know what the FUCK I was doing this week before going 20 races every career my stats are big (shame I cant do this every time because it misses gold inspirations for saving the races to the end)
the huwyte man
>>217520712enjoy
getting AI slop food adverts nowffs
this is retarded
Women should be lobotomised
scooby doobie doodid a pooshaggy thought it chocolateshaggy took a bitehe's alrightbut how hes at the doctors
>>217520729Thanks
dont know what happened I emotionally checked out and came back to 323K fans big pog 2 races (could maybe do 3) before the last race goes hard as fuck if you win them all like I did
please win against this s tier team
>>217520737No. Just do this.
To all my haters you win I'm done out here I wish I was strong enough to be a great man I had potential but I got lost somewhere along the way
>>217520771nyaaaaa
>>217520731worse than this?
Qatar oil fields
>>217520757protip go through your took looking for A tier front runners and put the best one with it on front runner on any team (one for each distance team), you will win more
>>217520780sceijrfn
>>217520774:(
oh I got the vodka epithet extraordinary empress I guess I freaked out over nothing +323K fans to my fanscount
>>217520782Cool
i need a nero,i'm holding out for a nero, to get a flat white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naM3fDIf9lo
>>217520805
look at this clown
Wish we had Uberjeets in my area
AND people are filling item requests in the club!!!!! today went hard AF
>>217520744First of all, it's got poo. It's got music, something you can't even get on an image board (the clue's in the name). It's got a dog. It's even got Shaggy. Put all this together and what you have is almost certainly... The best, most amusing post... IN THE WORLD
Is John Honey free yet
Finklestein was on piers Morgan today Both of them were coping like crazy
>>217520782>I jihad your milkshake... I jihad it up!
look at this cIown
Got the ethical porn on
Phoneberg is dying, probably won't replace it
on the peng gay porn
got 300K fans and then the uma club rank went down by 100 >>217520757did you win
today I gained 7 million fans
>>217520782Umm
ready to load the absolutely unethical porn up
>>217520649not much of a fan of his but in The Crown the Queen asks Phillip who Billy Joelle is and it cracked me up and now I cant hear his name without putting on a posh old lady voice to imitate her.
>>217520913no :(
today i gained 7 million lbs
>>217520933
wanking to yuffie hentai
>>217520938:((did you like unity cup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z909sxtnqI
Wanted to go back into the other thread for a bit of alone time but it's been deleted
Just saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
>>217520977cuck horse lmao
>>217520990
>>217520949i did actually.i won 3/5 of them
meet me back here in 5 minutes, lads
>>217520957
i'm bi
Just climbed a mountain and turned around
>>217521011nice its supposed to be good for stats or something too. me I think it doesnt work on some horses, like vodka (and super creek)
basically I just Google the uma to see if the guide website tells me to run the horse in unity cup club rating just went up by 100 points!
hello brithow was youre day!
>>217520878Sauce?
I dont know what it means but basically, I gained like 7 million fans today or since yesterday, and the uma club just lost 4 million fans in like an hour (no one left)
>>217521071
>>217520780Needs the music
lucky I have been writing down tracking the fan gains of everyone except me
might walk around the house going WAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ISSS THE BIG SHOOOOOW slapping the walls with my open palms
>>217521086
>>217521126chuckling at this
*glass breaks*
Reckon I'm off back to bed. Sleeping is the only peace I can find in this life.
>>217521096you should be shot dead
love sosa
im going to bed too after this BIG day
>>217521152get into opioids la
Just wnaked
but i won't be
>>217521163Don't know where to get them.
don't go bed yet the biggest announcement in gay porn history is about to happen
boringfashionseal•4mo agoAren't those clubs like, AFK 20 minutes=kick?why are redditrs such lying losers in every game? defeatist too
Today I feel gayToday I feel disabled
I want to fuck winning ticket in the ass while she makes retard noises
>>217521216toby no
MARVELOUS Sunday has got a pair of MARVELOUS ASSETS too in her beach outfit>>217521212get out of my head!!
bebarbee going to bed with a raging hard on
Bring back omegle x
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1765507704339915.webm
ummm
Wonder if they'll do a morrowind remaster
>>217521314thats a huge pimple
>>217521314mad that women are even jealous of the attention trannies are getting nowadays so they have to do this
Poo rorke shitty
corr hopefully get this lads
People who need to be murdered by the state:Anyone with a mental disorder (anything from autism to schizophrenia)Short menBald menPeople who wear glasses
don't all post at once
>>217521413Also wogs
>>217521413a lot of great things have been accomplished by speccy bams
>>217521471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I energy
got tummy ache
leftypol: 'we are the chud now'
>>217521493Nothing I couldn’t have done
these french fags need to stop pretending to be surprised that someone bought the awards for them
so that's why they call it the game awards because one game wins all the awards
Leon “Unc” Kennedy confirmed!!
alri
Zlatan
>>217521511human beings don't have skulls like thatcia test tube creature
Sir spag bol
>>217521542very likely
Black people like to eat fried chicken
this is actually pretty good
why is /v/ FILLED with paedophiles
>>217521511>>217521542
>>217521511Leftypol working overtime to try to frame him as a sex icon like that guinea that shot the CEO
amy lee may be an ancient hag but she can still sing
>>217521604SEAmonkeys and latinx
>>217521604why are they all seething other one of the few modern games that aren't black san francisco homosexual simulators winning awards
cathy yank wouldn't waste his time on watching something as pointless as a game award would hemakes you think
leeloo dallas multipass
Emma Watson and the Chocolate Factoryby JK Rowling
https://files.catbox.moe/retk6r.mp4
>>217521712Sc
>>217521723nah
>>217521723>ai art is not art
The Jews
alright just announce half life 3 so i can go back to bed
holy shit ace combat
>>217521775hell yeah
the sticky on /v/ has endless paedophiles and two faggots posting about gooning back and forth.how are they not banned
Just about time for the new, isn't it?
>>217520957scremming
>>217521857dtfic no
New divinity looks kinda coolBut total war 40k? Yeah…yeah we’re back boys
>chud's face when there are Asians in the new Yakuza game
>>217521924trolololol
deftones sound like the lesbian soundtrack even though they're straight blokes
i want sexgive sex give me sex
sex sex and sex
Business idea: /brit/ dating app
>>217522002grindr already exists mate
>>217522002good idealots of girls here they're just shy x
Strange sweet smell coming out of my arse
>>217522011Yeah but I mean so we could meet each other and suck each others willys n that. Grindr is just old men
I want to eat Emma Watson's poop.
a broken ass aristocrat is an upper class, a billionaire commoner is a middle class, a normie customer service commoner is a low class, a mentally ill /brit/ anon is an untouchable class
>>217521511watched a documentary on this fella, in reality he was just a massive simp for a tranny schizo
>>217522027we're all going to the monty pike tomorrow at 6, if you're down for that
>>217522043It's a bit far for me sadly
>>217522047love them like you wouldn't believe
a smelly brown indog seeking attention in a british thread is an almost invisible class*adds the flag to the filter*now it's invisible
>>217522065same one who got banned earlier for posting 'p in his own threadnot actually an indogprobably a disgusting mong on the botnet
>>217522085he's either a bogan or a ruskie in bali
>>217522085he's a regular poster with a bbc obsession, like all browns, but he is gone now
i have an eastern european soul
my teeth are more british than your teeth y'all
famous indonesians i can think of>rich chigga>obama's stepdadanyone i'm missing?
im femboy
>>217522158Joji
>>217522158have you got rich chigga?
my teeth are too british, yellow and crooked
>>217522167forgot him, thanks
>>217521745>he actually thought that was going to happen>he stayed up for itoh no no no no
>>217522158Reynhard Sinaga
>>217522211Gook Dahmer
>>217522158i'll add>mancunian's pinkholes lover, reynhard sinaga>bonnie blue's prison catcher
You lick snizz
stayed up for that SHITE
>>217522211>>217522236how could i forget
>>217522252might be the most embarrassing video ever
Think I might become a chunky Roman military tactics guy who watched gay porn occasionally from 2021 until 2024.
>>217522277Yh that guy is a massive retard
>>217521745Valve is never gonna make that. Get over it
I CAN’T BREATHE
>>217522254what happened
>>217522262he was such a good lad, helped drunk boys in the middle of night, sang them lullaby to make them feel safe
>>217522158Sukarno
>>217522315The Tali Banners
>>217522315no fun allowed
>>217522315honestly probably a good shout, wasn't that show glorifying jewish antifa mobsters and shit (i don't watch goyslop)
>>217522315boring countrynot hurting anyone is it
>>217522343Yeah they painted Mosley to be some sort of devil
Gave trannies up in 2025. I'll tell my kids someday if they ever get into that junk. I'll say, I was young once. 2021-2024, gave it up without much of a fuss, never really made a fuss about nothing back then before the war.
the scrandemic
>>217522315We should dress like this again
>>217522381right what the fuck is that
>>217522315you guys were crying when americans protected afghans from taliban
>>217522381looks like the steamed sausages you'd get at school
Conversation
nigga eating mummified penis and marmite
Never had a school dinner me Always took a packed lunch to primary and went out for lunch in highschool
>>217522434Too good for it were you?
is there any cure for anxiety?
school dinners were bangingsponge cake with pink custard? yes please
>>217522471no
>>217522434One time during a school shooting (technically a standoff, no one got shot besides the shooter that time) the cafeteria made us all spaghetti and rice a roni and rice crispy treats for dinner and then the school nurse let me finger her. Otherwise, it's atypical to be in school after dark here.
>>2175224711/2 pint
love being blueballed with the hl3 announcement for literal months only for it to just not happen nothing EVER happens
>>217522472only on some days. anything with pasta was vile because they would never salt itfor me it was choccy donut day
>>217522491Made up story
>>217522508Nothing official happened then. Retards the lot of you.
>>217522472For me it was the bangers and mash or fish and chips. phwoar
You niggers actually believe half life 3 will come out?
Am irish
>>217522523i still believethere’s not a single cynical canadian cunt on the planet who could convince me otherwise
>>217522538what's your clan
Mad how Leicester won the prem
>>217522536the alix vr was it
individuating a poo
>>217522555Trump
>>217522538a vantablack congolese jungle nigger refugee who’s only been in ireland for a year is infinitely more irish than you’ll ever be
Calling in sick to toil at 5:00 am woke up with congestion, nausea and a headache
>>217522580Sounds like a right ball ache
>>217522491This reminds me of the time me and some other students were working in the school store and then there happened to be a lockdown because of a reported shooting in the area. After about 3 minutes one person was like "Well I don't know how long we will be in here. Might as well grab something to drink" and it just went to chaos. We were locked down for probably half an hour and each person ate and drank $30 worth of stuff. We ended up lifting one of those tiles and throwing all the wrappers and bottles as far as we could. It was a real breakfast club moment of everyone from different cliques coming together
>>217522580it's H3N2
>>217522536tyler mcvicker thinks so and he was right about half life alyx (hlx datamines have shown that you literally play as an HEV-suit wearing character), gman’s voice actor made a tweet earlier this year teasing something happening, valve hq had fucking ARMED GUARDS in the hallways when games journos visited to talk about the new hardware recently
>>217522594Wonder if a janitor found all the wrappers and started a years long investigation, that would be pretty whimsical. Maybe get a BBC series out of that.
I bet her butt stinks.
and what, i ask, would the morning’s be without the poo?
my dick has shrunk three inches in the past month
>>217522670why's that then
>>217522660you have to jerk the horses off for their morning cum or else the horse balls get too full ^-^
>>217522621ALSO the fact that half life alyx fucking ended on a cliffhanger with eli vance handing gordon a crowbar and saying “we’ve got work to do”
>>217522682please don’t post about my horse
Feel anxious about calling in sick even though there's nothing they can do
>>217522698>.<
>>217522574im not an irish/ethnicity larper and agree with this sentiment for the most part but biden went to ireland and got an extremely warm welcome since he's a plastic paddy dont get how it goes both ways like that. clearly even they care about ancestry
act like a wokethink like a gentleman
>>217522704In the jewSA you get flogged in the town square for calling out sick
>>217521745they just did an hour ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoAG0npuDPk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOjAlLoXOhQ
>>217522718>since he's a plastic paddyno, it's because he was an american president and ireland is a glorified american tax haven so they'll do anything they can to keep you happy
Hetty Wainthropp's pilot aired 6 years before season one came out, that's really interesting
>>217522733>picktim
https://youtu.be/632kyLysP6c
Hi lads. Could you please remember to provide descriptive captions to the images you share with the thread to improve the reading experience of visually impaired folks. We need to do better in improving the accessibility of this thread. Thanks for your consideration.
>>217522718he was the literal president of america tbf i’d probably never shut up about it if they elected someone with an aussie grandparent or two
>>217522788You'll be well pleased with President Gibson
France made the GOTYyou're welcome
I'm related to former president William McKinley
France having a normal one
car MOT latercouple hundred quid down the toilet most likely
>>217522826swear they just get bored and decide to riot
>>217522782Should get one of these corner of the screen ladies to sign language late night posts
>>217522826how does anything get done in that countryhow are they not perpetually busy tidying up the mess from the previous protest
>>217522826hustle and bustle of the big city innit
The "people" who made Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 deserve to be dragged out of their beds in the middle of the night and have revolver bullets planted in each and every one of their skulls.Absolute fucking garbage game. Only received any awards for pure propaganda reasons.
What ever happened to commiemong and his william luther pierce spam
>>217522849played it, didn't you?
>>217522769i like this
>>217522865
>>217522863I will not ever play that psyop garbage not even once in my life. Globohomo game.
>>217522849I just asked chatgpt and it said it's a good game so now what?
>>217522860moved on to making up stories about prostitutes
lot of nonces on /v/...
>>217522874THEN SHUT IT
(has never felt the inside of a vagina in my entire life voice)>>217522874
https://files.catbox.moe/ivbo02.mp4fuck my nigger liiiiiiii...
Tried calling the store twice now and nobody has answered. Will give it a min and try again
>>217522894You smell like garlic.>>217522899You are an abbo.
>>217522902screaming
>>217522906AND I'M PROUD OF ITdo like garlic, genuinely
>>217522836They'll riot and go mad, and then whites back to work on Monday and Nafri/nigri back to lounging on Monday
>>217522920>>217522920>>217522920
>>217522902howling
>>217522928lmao
>>217522906dogshit outer-/int/ reddit banter, no denial of virginhood, can’t even spell abo properlyyou sir are a virgin freak
>>217522945>can’t even spell abo properlyIt's two b's. I decided so back in 2022.
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