Chuggaaconroy edition
Mad how France is probably like 60% French
>>217522920love this autist
Just called in sick team
>>217522942Pregnant? Hot flashes? PMS?
screaming and hitting myself
>>217522938He really is the greatest. Love him so much.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3q5xXl-Mqo
>>217522961shrunken bollock syndrome>>217522969alri rain man
wish i could redo my entire life but with all the knowledge i've gained so far
>>217523000well you cant
next pm will be an american woman and the youngest pm ever
How’s my gay little niggas doing
>>217522980Kekling
>>217523009trueee
Toil looming over my head like a piano
>>217523014taking that sausagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N248yVI8Mg4
remember this?
>already 2 or 3 inches of snow outside>still coming down like a madman>go nothing to do but sip coffee, shitpost and chillMax comfy. Might play some Christmas music later.
Haven't toiled in years
>>217523045screeching
>>217523052May as well lad, wish we got snow before Christmas hereAll seems to come down in February
>bladee is 31UNCCCCC STATUS REACHED
what phenotype is thishttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1765515158755967.jpg
>>217523182Amerimutt
..you aren't conscious.
>>217523182chud (leftypol)
>>217523182Neanderthal unironically
>>217523198FOGPYEG
No, not "shrunken bollock syndrome". I have cold/flu symptoms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgkFhaZI2Go
>>217523198kys freak
>>217523182cia test tube
>>217523254bro got tiny testies lmao
morning lads, in bed doing rancid farts, haha how are you?
>>217523264That's a compliment
Reckon I'd be more handsome if I got very lean
>>217523284right and by having testicles you are a man, mr sacked
Poo wee
>>217523295probably, but I love you anywayx
>>217523295unless you're obese it probably wouldnt change much
>>217523254I also have the flu There's something going around
>>217523283morning fellaGot up early to do my exercises as later on I have to drop my car off for its MOT at 08:00 and then walk 90 mins to my gran's house to be in when someone comes to fit her smart meter later on. Then later on walk 90 mins back to collect my car and presumably pay the garage several hundred pounds.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0still a banger
funny how some people have lives and obligations they have to attend to
>>217523350couldn't be me
>>217523350honestly I hate having a car and all the stuff that needs doing associated with it. Can see myself getting a bicycle in the future and leaving the car life behind.
Ulster scots are ubermensch
got the true crime asmr on
time for bed i reckon
Storing odds and ends in my foreskin
>>217523315Yh I was at A&E on Monday for when I slipped on a wet floor at ALDI (no wet floor sign) and smashed my chin on the floor so probably caught it there
Riding a bike would totally ruin my evil vampire incel thug aura. For me it's my own two feet. Ten toes on the pavement. Trench coat. Fedora.
>>217523451yeah there probably are a lot of cold and flu germs on the ALDI floor
>>217523451why do you make up the stupidest shit?
this painting always freaked me out
Rorke watching Hitler edits in his nans living room
rorke playing fashwave in his 20 year old ford fiesta
Is that something you watch often, Moo Deng gay porn?
6am and I've just finished a wank I started at 7pm. I've lost control of my life.
Rorke being right about literally everything lol
dropped my right ear bud into a bowl of chicken & mushroom soup yesterday but the thickness of the soup meant it lingered on the top in a Jon Tickle custard type anomaly and I quickly retrieved it and wiped away the soup then placed the speaker portion between my lips and sucked hard to dry and draw out any soup within and it seems to be working OK a day later
Had two vitamin C effervescents, some blueberries, a banana, an orange and now some multivitamin juice
>>217523662Who asked?
>>217523667What kind of response is that team? You're supposed to cheer him on and be his personal encouragement simp. He's pretending to be a woman after all.
Used to love skiving off school. Playing Twilight Princess on the Wii, watching Naruto and Fairy Tail. Was so comfy and lush. Some of my happiest adolescent memories.
>>217523680Bet you got away with that since you didn't have a dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Nq_wVFV9AShe looks so hot here... ugh...
>>217523690Yeah I did. My mum didn't really care if I skived.
>>217523680>Some of my happiest adolescent memories.Don't leave out wearing your mom's underwear and jerking off smelling your sister's panties Tom
ssm walking sacked tranner down the aisle at our weddingx
Looking on Amazon. Might order a thingy for my wiener.
All people are equal
doing a poo
So, uh, about the pornos. Why is 80% of it incest shit?
early shift and then 4 days off for me de lads
>>217523680>Twilight Princessgood taste
You all got your flu jabs yet?
hour 3 just flying around trying to find platinum in space engineersfuck my platinumcel life
>>217523786I haven't played many Zelda games. OOT was good, never finished MM as I didn't like the time gimmick. Monish Cap is nice. Skyward Sword I didn't enjoy.
>>217523783It's naughty. Get a little adrenaline mixed with the dopamine, basically it's whatever that's called when you mix heroin and cocaine but for your soul before its eternal damnation.
>>217523770Not true, I’m better than you
>>217523818Braindead religious nonce
>>217523813You'd probably like Wind Waker
>>217523797not had a letter this yearusually had my covid + flu jab blue letter well before now because I have epilepsy so get it at the same time as all the coffindodgers. Dunno what's going on there.
>>217523813Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks (both on DS) are pretty fun.
>>217523813Give BotW a go as well. Very comfy game
Never had a flu jab Only got 1 covid jab because I was bullied into it
>>217523856/brit/ was pro jab, and in favor of surrendering your freedom to Boris and the other criminals.
>>217523783because incest gets more clicks and attention which generates revenue you could easily take a completely vanilla porn film and say "brother and sister lose their virginity to eachother" or "step sister gives it up" or if it's milf oriented "mom helps out son/neighbor/whatever" and it will get 2-3x more clicks
>>217523835It's basically that neurochemically. That and what if mom or sis were a different woman and the woman was hot and downstairs and I didn't have to get to know her first. That's what it is, it's free use with a just the tip twist.
>>217523786one of the only zelda games i didnt play
>>217523875I'm still pro jab. Pro at jabbing you in the fuckin gub ya big fat yank bastid lmao
https://x.com/elbow112/status/1999261753541296167
>>217523883I don't believe that's the case.
>>217523783There is so much porn that there are no more taboos. So they go for the one that is biologically woven into our very DNA, rather than ones created by society Also all the porno sites are run by mindgeek, which is run by jews
>>217523919Lol you wouldn't get past the first layer of fat Bongimen Bongladeshi
Morning ladsStill no response from her :(
jabbin a heroin down the knob
>>217523972kys sacked tranny
morning all
>>217524016I'm not a tranny
>>217524018up and at em i suppose
>>217524029kys sacked tranny
that new star wars game looks good
>>217524043that is mental
which of these 3 is the best photo>>217523996>>217524023>>217524043which would you use as your desktop background
>>217524018why does he adjust the cap
>>217524066power move
Making friends
>>217524063last one probably
>>217524063>>2175240431 isn't interesting enough to make up for the underexposure2 could be nice with some processing but it's hard to parse what i'm looking at with how desaturated it is
>why does he adjust the caphe doesn’t know?
Love a lazy Saturday morning
>>217524116I really don't
>>217524018Finally! the one /brit/ friend I can hang out and don't look like his femboy due to our height difference
>>217524116Amazing isn't it. The amount of sheltered uneducated freaks we have here
>>217524118Anon it's Friday morning. Out the door. You're late for toil.
>>217524126need to breed you
going to google "why do people adjust their caps all the time" now
You have to go back 15 years since it properly snowed in the UK... Can't be having that
imagine if god wasnt real and there was never going to be any judgement or justice and we could do whatever we want
>>217524145Loving life :-)
>>217524157he's baldthere you go. that's the answer
>>217524148bit gay
>>217524183Prison is worse than hell
>>217524203I'm asking why he adjusts his cap so frequently not why he's wearing a cap feel free to re-read the post and or answer the question posed rather than a different question
>>217524209based king they're obviously not together he probably just met her why risk getting stabbed for some foid you aren't porking
i can't stop farting and it fucking reeks so bad in my chair
>>217524183why would god punish people
>>217524266frfralso how fucking useless was the thirdie 'mugger' who could not fight a woman while wielding a knife lol
I will put some blue fluid in the wiper hole thingy before my MOT. That's as much as I can do. As much as anyone can do.
I want to lick her butthole clean.
>>217524209white dudes are embarrassing
>>217524317It's probably not his bird. Will just be some random he met at a hostel and is going on a day trip with. No point getting stabbed for her sake.
Universal sufferage is a terrible idea because the average person is stupid
>>217524331she's getting assaulted in your face do something about it nigga holy fuck
Only 8 more days of toil
>>217523943>FARM USElol it's spelled ewes, silly yank
>>217524349youre stupid
mgs4 had a good idea actually what if we just had eternal war
>>217524237bald people are insecure about the hat moving or falling off question answered, with context, again
>>217524416She made some weird remark, in her last video, about not liking the plot of her novel, or the novel itself, or much about it or if it worked. I mean, if the author is questioning this many things, what makes her think a publishing company is going to pick up her work? She already said she knows it will be coming back for adjustments. A Victorian female character who reads Bewick's History of British Birds? If I were an editor and saw that, I would immediately toss it in the trash. Been done. Copied. Not original. Not worth it. Can't she come up with a single original thought?
>>217524432
>>217524432do you reckon shes ever had sex? do you think she fingers herself?
>>217524360why isn't real life like my captain batman comics!!!!
We love the feta cheese and olives, don’t we folks?
>>217524400Not an argument
pain pain pain pain pain pain pain in my body and my heart
>>217524041Poor pattern recognition
Go to bed wake up and my /adv/ thread got zero replies and got archived
Haven't slept
>>217524492no we don'tbe quiet
They announced Minecraft 2 last night
Trying to have positive thoughts about my life
>>217524593get horny and have a wank
>>217524600Won’t be doing that
Winter is here. Dark and dreary nights. Austere trees. A gloomy and sombre mood. But Christmas is just around the corner. Let’s embrace it with our loving families. Let's celebrate it with rustic homemade food. Let's get comfortable with roaring fires and warming spirits. The Christmas dinner. Turkey. Stuffing. Pigs in blankets. Gravy. Presents nesting under a glistening tree. Most importantly, the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Let’s be thankful. Let us give praise.
Just back from the gym. Zero Indians there this morning, lovely jubbly
>>217524613Image looks horrible and sterile
Mad how badly I need sex. Mental even.
Is IVF immaculate conception
Summer is here. Light and sweaty nights. Happy trees. A good and silly mood. But Christmas is just around the corner. Let’s embrace it with our loving catbergs. Let's celebrate it with homemade food. Let's get comfortable with roaring air conditioning and cold beers. The Christmas dinner. pav. pie. Quorn in blankets. sea food. Presents nesting under a glistening tree. Most importantly, the celebration of father christmas Let’s be thankful. Let us give praise.
It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday
Doubt I'm as cringe as I worry that I am. Even if I am why should I be so ashamed of it
>>217524645how do you know it's sex that you need?
>>217524317>wimpy little brownoid is too weak to fight off a white woman and this somehow reflects poorly on uslool
>>217524664dont know mate*rapes you into pieces*
This morning when I go to Tesco I’m just gonna walk in and not care at all I’m always thinking about whatever people are thinking about me or judging me like. But I’m not gonna do that anymore I’m just gonna not care
>>217524663I know it's silly but that song makes me so nostalgic, one of the last things I remember before the internet started going to complete shit
In the meadow we can build a poo manAnd pretend that he's a person brown
>>217524658>Summer is here.it's not
>>217524679A black man would never do that. You can take that however you want.
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rorke/leftypol>get them xxx>big brad>nonceposting>biomass>poo smells>mallardlad>poo seal>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradleyQuite the list isn't it
>>217524701it is in the southern lands
217524722mummy i posted it again
>>217524722barely see any leftypol posts anymoremay as well delete it off the list
>>217524722already prepared my acceptance speech for Black pussy CHANGED rorke
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>ross/joey>get them craig>big bobby brown>nice posting>biochemicals>potato diamonds>fabio/drako>tooth brush dreams>grinching>Irish christmas>Sir Keir big hands>craig>fit check>sinister craigQuite the list isn't it
>>217524734What's your problem?
Don't think there's been a single new gimmick all year. /brit/ has ossified.
>>217524752keir big hands is one i do enjoy but that was definitely older than this year
It’s obviously autumnclue!!
croikey mate its bladdy crimbo gotta slip slop slap me suncream on and head down the servo for a chook poi and a pack of durrys
>>217524778only started using brit this year
>>217524725don't care
Woke won’t like this
13C on Sunday...in December We've fucked it lads haven't we?
>>217524794i would like 2 more panels where the boss fucks his arse
>>217524800Oh shut up
>>217524799am woke, too much cheese
>>217524794Had a retail manager who nicknamed me useless. No idea why, he'd walk past even when I was working and go "alri' useless"
the fit ones can stay
>>217524822had chef who called me 'stupid cunt' and would verbally abuse me daily when i was a young lad
>>217524813Let me guess, rorke, this is a good thing right?
>>217524826>*exploits family reunification*
>>217523182>spots and a comb overjesus wept whoever he is he lost the genetic lottery
yeah we're all voting for poo seal obviously *secretly votes for umbunny*
>>217524834chefs are the most miserable bitter cunts on the planet
7c and raining where I live
>>217524846no shit best he could do was shagging his tranny roommate
c'mon gordon, we got work to do
>>217524848ktim in 2029
>>217524848poo seal was stolen from reddit the /brit/ panel agreed it is not eligible for gimmick of the year. plus it was shite
>>217524879I asked for the news, not the weather
Had two chinks in my year at school and both their older brothers died One got sick and his family didn't get him treated because of their religion Dunno about the other
neighbours shitmutts are fucking barking again i cant stand this estate
might have to up the dose on my SSRIs cause the anxiety is worming its way backthe problem is they make me content doing absolutely nothing
Right so my stepdad has blocked my car in again while he has a cup of tea with my mum I hate my life
mental how peng retinoids arebeen using it for a week and I've been getting ID'd again
>>217524924ask him to move it?
>>217524940No I’m a pussy
>>217524916you forgot your vpn russianflagmong
I'm just horny and sad recently i guess that's december
>>217524932yeah they're actually really good been using them for years and I'm 36 but look 17
>>217524924slash his tyres
Sad boi hours
I'm a virgin
I’m a free man once again
up for 3 hours nary a poo in sightnot even after two 'xpresso
>my stepdad
reminder to thank toilberg for a great week of work when you log off today
>>217524963don't compare me to that nonce please
Oh no my investments
The polak is spaki I'm sure of it
Okay but how does this benefit black people
>>217524997paypigtoil taking its toll? Mistress is a needy girl.
Got the kids til Monday as the ex wife is away to Prague
>>217525022Completely made up. You’re a lonely virgin.
>>217525033Got me haha
>>217525000he is very similar however he was able to advise me on my trip to krakow so he may actually be a real person. he also appears to have a job and doesnt post about food or talk about his wife as much as spakibut he could be
spongebob funko pop hotglue 720p
>>217525000someone says this at least once a month and it's tiring
Still hasn’t moved his carHow long does it take to drink a tea fml
Genuinely all I want for Christmas is a skinny gf. Absolutely hate having a fat one
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Bangers and Cash on U&Yesterday on my TV via puck in home ...
dont get me wrong i love youbut does that mean i have to meet your father
Who here has never learned to drive a car?
it's actually healthy to put smoke in your lungs because you need to exercise them
>>217525069i see him as proof that the soul doesnt exist
>>217525047Wonder why that is
Used to be a lovely old wifey who would pop round to the office with a cart of freshly made desserts and sandwiches at lunch time that we could buy. Just been told she's in hospital with the flu and it's not looking good :(
I dont want to log on
chloe kelly sex dream this morning
love bombing umbunnies during the day but at night i fuck their little holes
Polak disappears around the same time sacked tranny starts posting. hmm curious.
>>217525057how fat bit chubby or big hamhog
>>217525069comfy life this would love it if I could have a pc and booze
>>217525083i would love to knowsick of reposting this every time
>>217525107and then sacked disappears when escortmong needs to give us his updates
>>217525088Should send her a dessert in hospital or flowers if she can't eat
>>217525118You bring it on yourself honestly
>>217525088
>>217525118You just seem a lot like him
Post Peng Paki Tings
For all our technological advancements, we have a quality of life that is poorer than the Amish.
>>217525127can't help which flag i have but like this thread and posting shite
>>217525118Your names Ben init
Styxhexehammer666 has been arrested. A video recording of his arrest has been posted on the Kiwi Farms by his girlfriend.Styx has been discussing problems with (and about) his ex-girlfriends and his polycule together on the forum for the last week.
>>217525140destiny de ville
something i haven't seen in a while is the overly aggressive reply to a completely mundane post
anyone feel like a phone call if i post my phone number or can u not call internationally. coudl do skype
New Yorkers are based
>>217525159kill yourself fucking mongo cunt
>>217525150nigga's name is tarl lmao
>>217525150>polycule>that pic
>>217525162really really bad idea lad
>>217525176alri lad thanks for that. am a bit drunk
>>217525159My favouriteAlways amusing to see what sets the autists off
>>217525149i know a ben from britain who works here but he's an actual paki
>>217525191get the music videos from your teenage years watched
know a paki called gavin
>>217525118>Poopis
>>217525204am literally doing that rn lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nKizH5TV_g
horse
making a chilligonna let it bubble away all day or until i get hungry
>>217525220Toby
>>217525219GOOD lad
>>217525198Roll the old chariot along
>>217525215that's podpis which means signature
>>217525162great idea. whats the worst that could happen really
Been in bed since 1 and I haven't slept
>>217525247no its poopis which means poop is in your mouth
>that's podpis which means signature
mousey did you see the horse game won best mobile game at the game awards
miss piggy could get it
funny watching all the shills on /v/ collectively meltdown over E33 for the last several hours
Snakes
>>217525291is that the video game awards? the only new one i've played lately is kcd2 and i don't know if /v/ ever decided if that was woke or based
>>217525335Woke cause it had homo stuff
get the haka hero for the ps2 on
>>217525294need him to poo on the floor and roll in it
tomar what would you do if rorke came up to you and started gay porn twerking
Mad how Emma Watson is better than peng gay porn poo.
>>217525358fair enough. i didn't do any gay stuff because i don't fancy blokes, the game is very realistic in that regard
>>217525412vocaroo yourself saying this
idk if it's conditioning or what but the only way i can ever get myself out of bed on Fridays is to tell myself I just have to get through one more day before the weekend
>>217525150pure aura ngl
Got a good post idea but I'll wait for the new
Makes me a bit queasy knowing Sacked Tranny is the one doing all the escort posts. So fucking grim because he probably really is visiting them.
Got a good poost idea but I'll wait for the poo
>>217525010>>217525010>>217525010new
>>217525482Yh wouldn't surprise me
>>217525484kys
How about that new then rorkey boy
>>217525509>>217525509>>217525509
>>217525198KingCobra if he luigi
