Hands eidishion
racist white women subedition
>>217525509
I shouldnt have shaved my beard
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>>217525531Would love to fuck her chad fanny
>>217525538you missed the & between y & z
>>217525531She looks disgusting and the roids wont save her anyway even Asmongold there could beat ber ass
people at toil asking about what I'm doing at the weekend again. running out of things to say
Alri
>>217525531need a hot muscle mommy gf like this so bad x
>>217525538i need to sing the alphebet song in my head to remember where any letter is placed
>>217525585it's cruel that american police don't let you do the song when you have to say the alphabet during a sobriety field test
>>217525534Clean shaven. Always.
>>217525572>mommyFoy
where's Diego
>>217525602makes me sweat when they ask people to do it backwards
>>217525605thats what theyre called unc
Mikayla, aged 15, was last seen in Lurnea at 11.30pm on Friday, 5 December 2025.
why do brits say 'woah nelly'
behind every right wing nut is a nonce waiting to burst
why do kiwis say 'mamma mia!'
>>217525628reacting as if we've just seen the Loch Ness monster innit
Mia, aged 14, was last seen in Lurnea at 10.30pm on Saturday, 29 November 2025.
>be white but not american>am expected to feel guilty and responsible for the american slave trade anyway>be white but not german>am expected to feel guilty and responsible for the holocaust anywayffs!!!
>>217525626Afghan'd
>>217525628probably because something wacky and unexpected happened like an inflatable dinghy bursting out of somewhere surprising
Kiwis be like:>Yis
got the landlord and/or possibly one or two of his blokes to come round today and fix the boilerwho dares me to get on the cans right fucking now?can't get anything done today anywayjust one can of weak carlsberg and a cig
day three of attempting to finish all this fucking pineapple i bought
>>217525666
>>217525558say you're smoking that loud
>>217525653Paki'd
fourteen steamed dim sims and nothing else for tea
The 'mass
>>217525572the monkey paw curls, you are now chadette's puny bf
mum is upset because I’ve done nothing with my life
>>217525676anyone who answers H needs shipping to gitmo
>>217525676Of the adults had a second read of the question instead of posting it to Ladbible, they would figure out the answer quite easily.
>>217525666niggas fr out here talm like clarence from big lez show and espect to be taken serious omd
Past a certain point liking muscular women is just gay
I wonder why they'd feel the need to mention specifically race and cultures here. What an odd thing to say.
We will occupy spacesWe will make soundWe will go absolutely fucking crazyWe will think thoughts that will be thoughts we would have never imagined we could thinkNot in any past that any thought of ours could ever reachBut thoughts whispering the first glimpse of the futureWhere somebody, maybe you, maybe notBut somebody in a high, bright placeSomebody wondering whether or not to jumpDecides at last that the only thing left to doIs dance
>>217525732Even a white friend of mine was like "I don't need deodorant I like my natural musk". He's learned since
>>217525707omfg i would kill to fuck this bihh
>>217525723Stop calling everything and everyone else gay and admit your gay feelings
Please do not do any terrorism, I don't care whether your name is Mohammed or not, just don't do it
BREAKING: 50 Cent has revealed his source for the footage used in the new Diddy Documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar0uJoDSYcQ
i dont use deoderant and smell fine
OH DANNY BOYTHE CANS, THE CANS ARE CALLING...
>>217525767been described as an emotional terrorist by my ex, she just couldn't handle the banter
>>217525718??? It's the right answer >>217525720Comments are full of "you won't get questions like this in real life" comments from the lumpenprole
>liking women is gaysame type of ni**a that faps to traps
>>217525770>Fiddy diapers for ya lil gangsta
>>217525612just need to learn the song backwardswhen they do "starting from the letter H" or something like that do you also do each letter until then silently, or instinctively start from H or whatever?i need to do it in my head to find my place due to being a mong
>>217525773there's no way you can know what you smell likeyour nose adapts and makes you noseblind to your own scentpeople lie to save your feelingsall you can do is keep yourself clean and deoderanted enough to assume you smell okayor hire a third party to secretly record an honest conversation with someone about the way you smelleven then, the third party could fake the recorded conversation using aiyep, it's impossible to know
>>217525773alri charlotte church
im the fattest cunt that ever cunted
i am deceased
Need to shag her.
Mad how people like Piers Morgan and James Corden can go to America and be taken at least semi-seriously
>>217525770Sexman omg
>>217525773literally every single person i’ve ever met who says this fucking stinks
might found a maritime shipping company
Used to go to meetups and there was a leftypol lass you could smell from the opposite end of a room, and I don't have a very good sense of smell
>>217525858Yanks think anyone with an English accent is clever and funny and cultured. It’s a cheat code.
Men from the Indian subcontinent are STILL filming white women in Britain, without their knowledge, drunk, dressed immodestly by Muslim standards, to depict them as sexually available to third world migrants.They are captioning the image with "Benefits of Study", encouraging others to take advantage of student visas to enter Britain. Indians, Bangladeshis, and Pakistanis have been exploiting student visas at low-rated universities, dropping out of their degrees to work for Deliveroo or applying for asylum to stay in the country, since the Boriswave.These men will expect that white women will be interested in them — which is just not true. No wonder they commit disproportionate amounts of sex crimes.Punish the universities that allowed them to come here. Fine the food delivery companies that employ them.
>>217525534can't beat a clean shave with my trusty safety razor
>>217525879niggas talking about trying to found a maritime company. I think it's time you found a wife and marry her
What's a funny reply to this lads?
>>217525531gym women really think they're stronger than the average man
>>217525923"sorry love I don't date smokers"
>>217525889give it a fucking rest rorke
>>217525889north korean style hard labour camps, that's all i'm saying
>>217525898the founder of MSC met his wife on board his ship
>>217525953because maritime = marry time and found a wife instead of found a company
>>217525889It's not an exaggeration to say that 90% of the free thought of Indians is on getting pussy
remember when the phrase "lock in" meant secret after hours drinks at a pub for those in the inner circle?now when you hear lock in your mind goes straight to the zoomer version of the expression
>>217525923what about the billion brown people
>>217525932Don't think that's going to come across too well, might actually put her off
>>217525962yeah I mean it's a good pun
>>217525840what did you have for dinner?
>>217525973what's the zoomer version?
Learning about Teddy Roosevelt
>>217525889What's amusing is that whichever fake university or sponsorship company that makes money from Indians coming here literally paid to have that image staged and taken. That white woman had to be paid to stand next to that dowdy Indian fellow, solely for the purpose of creating that fake scenario in order to lure more horny Indians into these schemes (and make money for someone).
>>217525531really tight I bet
aldi brand dim sims are full of bone fragments, not exactly reassuring
>>217526005to 'lock in' basically means to fully commit to something, to concentrate hard on it, to give it your all
enjoy this period of time on /brit/, lads. it'll be shite an hour from now
>>217525889mental how I, as a 6'4 white man, will never have sex with a white woman
The order, as it were
>>217525973Language evolves unc, you don't think of jokes and pranks when someone talks about boners do you?Get on with the times
>>217526028Woke up angry and wanted to post about it on /brit/ but it's so comfy in the mornings I didn't want to ruin it
>>217525865i dont sweat
Where the FUCK is seasidemark?
>>217525889a responsible government would send out public service announcements warning people, especially women and girls, about the kind of men who now roam the streets and campusesbut that would mean admitting there is a major problem that was caused by an incredibly unpopular government policyeasier to pretend it's not happening and let the victims continue to deal with the consequences
>>217526073rizzing up an EW gyatty on Whatsapp
>>217526048grimdo your own fry up or get a proper full english instead of this slop box
started reading the new testament. no spoilers please LOL
>>217525509Nonces going extinct.
>>217526048got a carvery 5 mins walk from me where i can get this every morning for 7 quid
>>217526091LOL
>>217526091pontius kills dumbledore
gf caught me raping on her sanrio plushes
morning lads. this is the second time I'm saying good morning to you today, went back to sleep you see
>>217526102if you're doing that much maths to figure out if it's acceptable to be in a relationship with someone, you are a nonce.
>>217526088I would but I dont have half of this in the house and im working and im still drunk from the christmas do last night
>>217526128good norning
gf caught me get raped up the arse!
feeling poorly
chinese are yellow like simpsons
Mad how people crash out over 'AI slop' but when you try telling them about AGI x-risk they couldn't care less
What are you lads getting for Christmas then?
>>217526159teapot and a new coat
plan for before landlord comes:drink a canfinish doing the dishesdrink another canclean frying pan and begin cooking steakdrink another canfinish cooking steak with sprouts and gravydrink another caneat dinnerdrink another canhow long will this realistically take?bear in mind there will be considerable multitasking involved and possibly consultation of chatgpt to optimise the efficiency of these activities
>>217526159none of your businessI do not know you and I do not want to know you
>>217526158>AGI x-riskwhat
>>217526159i'm going to be hunting childrenahehehehehehahahaha
>>217526154yep, it's supercovid, off to the morgue with you lad
>>217526158yeah sorry not interested in geek shite
>>217526158>AGI x-risklesswrong wankerywe are no closer to agi than we were 20 years ago
>>217526133>Rorkey is afraid he's outted as a nonce
>>217526178scifi schizo larps about AI taking over the world that we're expected to take seriously for some reason
>>217526174why is the landlord coming?
>>217526091Didn't know they released a sequel already i might get that on amazon today
>>217526174drink less
>>217526187hheh
>>217526203weekly bum and willy inspection
>>217526203fix boiler and toilethe might wait until after dark to show up because he's got stuff to do in the gardeni hope so because that gives me until about 4pm
>>217526203set fire to my kitchen yesterday >>217526206no
>>217526208yes, indeedahehehehehehahahaha
chatgpt raped me
>>217526091I love you. LOL (lots of love)
>>217526159Getting a your mum sex arse
>>217526206it's only weak cans of carlsberg (3.4%)they are the big pint cans though
>Every girl I fancy growing up has an older bf>Finally get to the age where I can be the older bf>Sorry that makes you a nonce now have you considered this fat single mum
>>217526219>>217526223>>217526225all equally believable
what the hell is AGI x-risk
might do some stuff in the garden today, might not
Ah yes, Friday. The worst day of the week
might watch a motion picture
I fucking hate baked beans, they are disgusting
wish i had a giant futa cock
might bum my landlord today, might not
>>217526264incorrect
>>217526254x = existentialthey think if we build a computer smarter than us it would view us like we view animals and either kill or enslave us
>>217526275Rasheed
>>217526254Get the Scott Alexander readGet the Nick Bostrom readGet the Big Yud read
>>217526264alri robert smiths evil twin
>>217526254the risk of a girl becoming an aggy ex ahaha
>>217526271which one?
>>217526264when you're on the dole like me the days of the week don't matter
>>217526239That’s basically water.
>>217526285id simply smash it with a hammer
>>217526297Brothers.2009.1080p.BluRay.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX].mp4
excited for chrismas
fuck, mary magdalene killed herself
>>217526325>smell you laterscrem
>>217526330not very funny mate grow up
>beep boop you r my slave now lol*presses power off button*
shaking my batty for father christmas
>>217526313may join you
>>217526330Very funny mate stay where you are
>>217526344It’s well funny
putting the water on for a shave
My peanut farm got sick. My peanut farm withered away. My peanuts went sour.
Just found out about the Malicious Communications act wtf
>>217526330i'm not
>smell you later
It requires 1/4 cup of Emma Watson’s poo and 1 can of baked beans.
The Maccies Grinch meal any good?
>>217526359>sour peanutsSour grapes for monkeys hehe
>>217526351i'm gonna be wanking over it you could join me in that too x
>>217526360lads we might be in violation of this...
Oh is the Aussie still posting about the American man from months ago on the British culture thread is he is he really
>>217526360we're fucked then, /brit/ is nothing but malicious communication that really quite hurts my feelings sometimes
>>217526379probably won't do that x
you're all newts compared to me.
>>217526377No
is timothee chalamet also EsDeeKid?????
Communicating maliciously
>>217526400You’re a salamander
>>217526385it's called globalism rorkeget used to it because it's here to stay
>>217525889Why is she drunk during the day, why is she drunk at all?
>>217526359dont smash shit dude
could go for a nice cock
spent half an hour charging my headphoneswasn't turned on
>>217526409
>>217526400*creeps along a riverbank*
>Schoolboys to be target of UK's violence against women strategyme own son
really should get out of bed
its my birthday today
Might shave the pubes
told my gp I broke my leg in two placeshe told me to stop going to them
>>217526431This dude's face looks like it got bent sideways
>>217526412i don't think you realise how successful i ami'm like a shipping tycoonfull of promise and cum
>>217526421Because she drank alcohol
>>217526421why is that anyone's business unless she's operating heavy machinery or supervising children?this is england not islamabad
aussie tummies for every british man
bin day today lads, recycling this week>>217526447happy birthday mate x
>>217526442finally something will be done about women getting hunted down by packs of ravenous reception 5 year olds
>>217526385Let him post his memes
>>217526431the evidence is there
Need to take my B12
>>217526313that the one where spider-man joins the army and gets PTSD?
>>217526429imaigne having to charge headphones, could never be me
operating my heavy machinery (my little willy)haha x
>>217526461oh right man hiI was thinking about founding a maritime shipping companydo you think you might have me as an apprentice potentially please?
>>217526345it would go on the stock market and make you loads of money and deploy a sex robot, what then?
>>217526461>full of cumWhat's his name x
>>217526462>>217526470>not my businessYou are a man, policing your women is also your business.
>>217526431looks like him but not him, he’d never be able to do a scouse accent like that
>>217526442Wait until they see the demographics of schools now
>>217526474cheers lad x
da's got hardcore pawn on
wired earphones that came with your phone chads wya?
>>217526494more of a small appliance lool
https://x.com/celinevmachine_/status/1856576762697920783
>>217526488cor imagine spider-man in the armyspider-man with a gun and grenades and thatand a big massive knifewhy haven't they made this film yet?
>>217526473very breedable
wish i had a family
poo
Jannies are greenlit. It’s time to put in some paperwork. Who’s got the keys to the yard?
>>217526538girl
>>217526538Nosferatu
thoughts on dirty black nigger bastards lads?
My doctor said I was in terrible shape. I told him, 'I want a second opinion.' He said, 'All right, you're ugly too!'
>>217526567Not a fan
>>217526538prisoner leaving auschwitz 1945 colourised
watching two men have sex
>>217526506>policingbeing drunk isn't a crimecreepshotting and groping women having a good time is a crimestop victim blaming
>>217526525LGBTQ = PAEDO
I told my doctor, 'This morning when I got up and saw myself in the mirror, I looked awful! What's wrong with me?' He replied, 'I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect!'
>>217526567this kind of post is not in the /brit/ spirit
>>217526577doesn't happen
What do you reckon was actually the thing that made society go mental then? Is it as simple as the phones?
>>217526569
>>217526567Not the biggest fan to be honest. Don't hate them or anything, just would rather not see/hear/smell them you see
>>217525931all women are delusional but gym women are the worst of the worst, the equivalents men in dresses calling themselves women.
feel safer already m8
i like curry, but now that we've got the recipe, is there any need for them to stay?
>>217526617does tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df7g19GzFkg
>>217526649the dirty black nigger bastard squad
>>217526649Good thing they're wearing hi-vis
>>217526654did we ever find out what happened to his face
Mad how openly racist people have become over the past year
>>217526654don't post leaked content
Remember when the worst thing to happen in America was Janet Jackson's nipple
>>217526626i'm not mental
>>217526671didn't moisturise enough
>>217526671builders messing him about
>>217526673rorke won't be happy until a black mp is called a nigger in the houses of parliament
mad how poo rizz nigger :skull:
>UK economy shrank unexpectedly by 0.1% in Octoberprepare for the frontlines, lads
bean vs baby
>>217526652there was never any culinary need for them to come in the first place, as recipes can be written down and transportedi don't mind them coming here in manageable numbers and integrating, mind youi'd like the freedom to live abroad, it would be hypocritical of me to deny that of others
>>217526673The normies are slow but even they can't keep kayfabe forever
>>217526711>unexpectedly
>>217526673
>>217526711Hang on, what are all the immies for then
>>217525897lookin good mate
>>217526712Brittonic man strangling danelaw child, 880 AD
>>217526649crikey
Had 2 cans and ordered a maccas
got curb on
>>217525732I dont care how I smell, its everyone elses problem. As for them I hate the smell of deodorants just as much as sweat so either way they arent wearing that muck for my benefit.
Experiencing a competency crisis
>>217526772need a modern come fly with me/little britain with this guy played by matt lucas
what bands to zoomers listen to? are there even bands around today? i don't ever hear any on the radio anymore
>>217525732it's unnatural the skin is your biggest organ you shouldn't clog it with chemicals
six SEVENNNNNNNNNNN
day off toil today. got 11 hours of sleep. going to go gym then watch something christmassy.
>>217526159Nothing, I hope. Hate feigning pleasure for crap gifts I didn't want.
>>217526799zoomerslisten to sleep token absolutely shite band with a gay annoying singer and boring drummer
>>217525732mad how indians smell like curry and you're not allowed to acknowledge it1
>>217526649Least inbred looking Somali
>>217526705best place to do it really parliamentary privilege innit
>>217526653yeah you're right
woke gone mad
Timmy’s weakness
i'm not a zoomer but i've been listening to a band called julie. they're quite good
>>217526889ok
>>217526886is 26 supposed to look like the letter A or something?
>>217526915don't think it's a new thing specific for 26 just a slow news day
>>217526962NG NOG is banned because its reserved for the rorkemobile
>>217526974Nah the rorke mobile has numberplate PE25ADO
>>217526847>>217526896>sleep token>julie sounds like something a F26 GAT would listen to
>having a parcel delivered>not in so it goes a few doors down>proof of delivery shows a dark hand recieving it>panic.jpg>go to collect itWell he handed it over but the cheeky African bastard had already opened itMy parcel addressed to meWhat is their problem?
>tax class:disabled>reg no: RE25 TAD
Sir clip farmer
>>217526989well you'd be the expert on that mate
got the film brothers on, not wanking, yet
>>217526992>making up things on the internetfor what purpose
>>217525531Men have 40% more upper body strength, doesn't matter how many roids she takes
got the frasier on. also not wanking.
>>217527030is a wank on the cards?
>>217527030tossed arsehole and scrambled smeg
Any white ass niggas going hard as fuck in?
>>217527030wanked but it felt like hot piss when i spaffed
>>217527030daphne not on screen then?
>>217527042nah not in the mood. another cup of tea however is on the cards. in my favourite mug.
>>217527051err yeh
>>217527042depends what roz is wearing wahey
>born too early for sexbots>born too late to legally beat my wifejust not fair is it
>>217527011I'm not making it up
rorke's ready to die
might try and do a poo
>>217527085Why would you want to beat your wifet. clueless gay
>>217527085you gotta get smart and emotionally abuse her
Might go and live on an uninhabited island Grow potatoes and keep chickens That'd be good
>>217527112women tend to be more practiced in that regard so i don't think i'd have the upper hand
>>217527125>>217527125>>217527125
>>217527104the ladies love it for a start
bit early but I am in fact sucking a cider
FODENBUNY UMMY
>>217526048what is in the left, beans?
