Britiain-Australia edition
putins nuke mapI’d be safe
Don't get women, glad I'm gay desu
sheffield mentioned
>>217527069i'd prefer if she wasn't wearing anything
have you stopped beating your wife yet? answer yes or no
>>217527148I'd die by the looks of itWhy does Putin seem to hate us in particular anyway
>>217527148>aldermaston>glascoed>warton and samlesburywhat kind of weird no-mark targets are these
>>217527176Russia has 7000 nukesOnly hitting us with 23 is pretty lenient
>>217527148Reckon we should keep antagonising him for no benefit to ourselves
>>217527201London is getting 2k, just to be safe
>>217527176anglo culture permeates every country through the remnants of our empire. putin is jealous and HATES that the USSR failed and his goal has always been to expand
>>217527221Will be in the next train to London if it kicks off then bollocks at the ready
>>217527246>in the next trainfuck off ESL
GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMENLET NOTHING YOU DISMAYREMEMBER CHRIST OUR SAVIOURWAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAYTO SAVE US ALL FROM SATAN'S POWERWHEN WE WERE GONE ASTRAYOH TIDINGS OF COMFORT AND JOYCOMFORT AND JOYOH TIDINGS OF COMFORT AND JOY
Three days since I consumed pornography
>>217527148You live in the UK, you will never be safe.
not had a christmas caroler in decades due to woke
JK rowling invited prince andrew onto the harry potter tv series set in September 2025Nonce enabler
>>217527197military and nuclear facilities dumbo
>>217527221BAME holocaust
>>217527261certified hood classic
someone was sick all up the wall of the lift after the office christmas drinks yesterday toilberg status : seething and looking for the culprit
2026 year of the oriental gf
>>217527345that's a child
>>217527148Need to move to East Anglia>>217527176This: >>217527238>>217527220Reckon we need to build up European defence because it's the only thing that will deter him from bigger invasions of Europe
feeling very depressed againknow i should go a walk to feel better but cant be arsed
>bum is itchy >go to the bathroom to wipe just in case>all manner of shit betwixt my crack>took 4 wipes to clean myself Sick of it. I’m going to have to take fiber supplements at this rate.
>>217527345we can dream lad
>>217527201How many of them actually work
>>21752737023
>>217527283filming only commenced in October
You reckon climate change is happening? Not sure who to believe.
got the gary eats on x
Rorke's da
>>217527366wish she was doing this to my bollocks
>>217527382Screaming
>>217527382loved this fella as a wee bairn
>>217527345None of them near me really, might have to move
>>217527148Literally no reason to nuke Wales why would putin do me like that
>>217527399pointless little shit country we should nuke you if putin doesn't
>wikipedia is doing a spotify wrapped now
tsar bomba up my arsehole
>>217527374Probably a bit, probably not as much as they keep saying, don't really care either way
was on the train the other day and some drunk 18 year old started vomiting everywhere and the acceleration of the train made it surge down the carriage like a flood
>>217527148notice how lincolnshire is completely irrelevant
>>217527339
>>217527378definitely looks like he takes it up the chuff imagine rate my takeaway forcing his greased up walt up are gary and the noises he’d make
>>217527415>spotify wrappeddon't konw what that is
lol
>>217527422had a few too many VB longnecks did he
>>217527447it is their fault though
The line. It didn't go up.
haribo tangfastic for breakfast
rorke fucking his girl
anyone else notice google maps directions are fucking abysmally broken recentlyi blame indian coders
>>217527345>>217527366bloke at toil has a chinese gfhes unemployed
What if I had sex? What then?
>>217527366Imagine her squeaking like a toy in bedcorrrrr
spaino talking to himself on a polish vpn is he
>>217527522do you also toil at unemployed
>>217527522how is he at toil if hes unemployed seeing some holes in this story
not even going to give him a reply since that’s obviously what he’s so desperate for. Nasty piece of shit
>>217527507spent 25 years calling them tangfantastics
I was singing along to holly jolly Christmas in Poundland and was forcibly converted to a Muslim by the secret Shakira law government.
>>217527359normal people dont poo not of ones own accord
>>217527532he's just using the incel site that shall not be named
haribo mongspastic
https://x.com/i/status/1999060554468712948It's so over for this country
>>217527378get bald foodie guy on instead
>>217527540done me
>>217527522>bloke at toil>hes unemployedJust passing by is he?
>>217527261Was singing this down temple church yesterday was lush I'll say it again lush watch the livestream and you can see my incel face probably
Reading someone malding about Bonnie Blue making £800k a month and how she'll never be able to get a normal job, why the fuck would she need one
what's the plan for today lads?
>>217527543you tangspatic
>>217527432I've never watched Spinal Tap so I only found out recently that it has Chuck from Better Call Saul in it
>>217527148even putin knows better than to mess with yorkshire
>>217527554no he isn't you clueless spastic
>>217527599fantastic post
sas raid to get bonnie blue out of that chinky prison
>>217527620vpn on spaino
>>217527612*hurries over to you and whispers in your ear*sheffield is in yorkshire sir
is the other polish flag why people keep saying i'm him because that's twice in one day and it's only the afternoon
>>217527599should probably get out of bed and do stuff
>>217527599shitting out my arse. watch some filums
>>217527456leftypol banging his pots and pans together for this one
>>217527599Wasting my time at toil before retreating back into my smelly incel goon lair for the weekend.
>>217527565Sure this woman is a legitimate student
highly doubt she is making 800k a month from doing some porn vids
>>217527471How? Maybe the real problem is the fact that the UK chose to destroy its trading relationship with its nearest neighbours who are also its closest allies>>217527489Line going up gives us all a better quality of life and allows for better public services like hospitals, a better police service, etc
>>217527599haircut
>>217527635ERMERMEAST yorkshire
> BREAKING: NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte says, "we must be ready for the scale of war our parents and great-grandparents endured" Um
>>217527599toil from homegaming and boozefilm and boozesad songs and boozepass out
yuerkshuh
>>217527599Well I was meant to be hanging out with a friend but he's going to a secret book club with all my other mates I wasn't invited to soI'm thinking I'll rot in my smeggy bedroom and maybe watch heat
>>217527659that assumes the line going up isn't accompanied by a trillion third worlders who are now also using those services
can’t believe that van kilmer was in heat
>>217527612Sheffield is right there lad. We're getting Threads irl
>>217527670why would he say that when there's obviously not going to be a war
>>217527599poo seal
>>217527670I'm on the first boat to Ireland when war breaks outRefugee, me, an actual one mind
>>217527599Paint warhammer and fuck the bf
>>217527670nothing ever happens
*widens stance*
>>217527635>>217527715>south Yorkshire>YorkshireLmao
>>217527670not worried about any of it just send the ukrainians back
>>217527659brexit was 10 years agocovid and mass immigration happened since then
>>217527722Trust the experts Rorke
>>217527670Shan't be dying for Donetsk me. I'm already considering moving out. If only Bruce would let me in.
>>217527670can't make me
>>217527670Half of Europe will just sit it out. UK will definitely send people into frontlines though.
>>217527659>Line going up gives us all a better quality of life and allows for better public services like hospitals, a better police service, etcYes but the line didn't go up did it
>>217527711heat legend
>>217527722eu nato and un are hellbent on all out war in europe so they can destroy what is left of western civilisationhe is very aware of this and 100% unironically the only person who can save us is trump
>>217527777yeah maybe 10k soldiers
>>217527729got irish grandparents me so will be applying for a mick passport and blending in
>>217527047
fucking hell been posting all morning on the toil vpn it is so so over
might move to fallujah
>Old>ADHD>Bad back>Hate everything modern Britain stands forYeah for me it's not going sorry
antipodean euro security politics experts
just been informed that jesus was in fact a palestinian resistance fighter lads
did the bloke whose job it is to ensure funding in case of war make a statement that we need to be ready for war?
>>217527815Even off the VPN you're fucked if you're using a domain joined PC
Send white men to the front and give their houses to boat people
>>217527815kek ive done thisand a jav wank during work hours
>>217527825hardly a resistance fighter was hehe very famously told everyone to shut up and pay their taxes to the romans
>>217527818Your bad back is perfect for being permanently hunched over in the trenches, you'll be coming with us.
>>217527815this jit paid for the 4chan pass
Yeah see, the thing is mate, the thing is right, what it comes down to at the end of the day is that basically I'm not going
>>217527840i use my own laptop at least
>>217527853he resisted the jews not the romans
UK should learn from the last two world wars and sit on the sidelines making money selling weapons before joining the winning side. EU vs Russia and US vs China. Milk the fuck out of them.
>>217527896You're not issued a work laptop? Isn't that a pretty big security risk?
Rorke conscientiously objectingLeftypol painting the trans flag on the bombs he drops on children
Thinking about what it would like to have a sexy shag with Emma Watson.
>>217527853>>217527903and the romans, where are they now?
based daddy Trump will stop any war
>>217527913
rorke keeping an eye on the oil price
>>217527928You’re looking at my asshole!
>>217527125mental thing about brits is that every single one of youse could be living here in australia today if your parents or grandparents just hopped on a boat for literally (literally) £10and they didn't, they actually decided to stay on that dreary little lump of north sea guanofucking hysterical when you think about it
shavetoil looms
>>217527941really no humour even present in the post mate why bother bradleying yourself
>>217527913we have a bluewoke clownpilled govwrnment that believes in american values much more strongly than the americans do and would happily sacrifice any number of british people to introduce homosexuality to an inch of russian soil
>10 more Holocaust survivors have called on Nigel Farage to apologise over alleged antisemitic commentsFuck sakehttps://x.com/DailyMail/status/1999426596487462957
>>217527952hate it hate it HATE IT
>>217527928in rome lad
>>217527913Which is why we'll do the exact opposite
>>217527950sorry lad but my ancestors decided they'd rather be coalminers than australians
Rorke once again predicting that any day now he's be sent to die in a war
>>217527962t. didn’t get the Sopranos reference
ww3 won't be europe vs russia or america vs china it'll be israel vs the rest of the entire world when they finally decide to wage their holy apocalypse war
>>217527959he'll do it too, that's the funny partlittle kosher shabbos goyand rorke thinks he's his saviour lol
>>217527704If GDP per capita goes up then it should mean better public services - as long as the rich are taxed properly.>>217527758We left about 6 years ago (January 2020). Also the OBR thinks that our productivity is going to be reduced over the coming years due to leaving the EU, regardless of other factors.>>217527784Maybe because we destroyed our trading relationship with our nearest neighbours.
>>217527959'ckin hell aren't they all at least 80 by now? Can't they just croak already?
just got called a jigaboo in smyths
>>217527959Would be terrible if this made him less pro-Jewish, absolutely terrible
>>217527917Rorkes aren't going to fight.Ethnic youth aren't going to fight. Leftypol is all that stands between Putin and total domination.
>>217527915yeah but its shit so i don't use it
>>217527959Rabbit
how much did that holo cost
bvt Pvtin is bvsvd....
>>217528005>Maybe because we destroyed our trading relationship with our nearest neighbours.You've got tariff free trade with the EU
hitting the griddy for 6 billion more
>>217528005It happened get over it, we won't let you back in anyways
dc;vr
Mark Rorke
>>217528005>If GDP per capita goes up then it should mean better public services - as long as the rich are taxed properly.that's not how it works
>>217528016leftypol here. also not going to fight.
mental how there are a billion people that believe in an insane desert cult that's patently false and the government just invites them literally by the boatload
>>217528007They've actually changed the definition and now anyone who is the child or grandchild of someone who was Jewish in Europe during that period counts as a "survivor"
>>217528023A holot o money
>>217528058shouldn’t have colonised them innit
I once typed in the 4chan url on my work laptop on autopilot thinking i was on my own laptop and a big scary “this website is blocked and this will be logged for audit” message came upWas shitting myself for weeks waiting for my manager to ask me about it but nothing happened kek
FOOOD FIIIIIGHT!!!!
>>217528076*puts a donut around my willy*
Sex gifs
Hang on then is migration a beautiful thing that makes us flourish or is it a punishment for colonialism
>>217527950Bring it back I say. One Brit in to replace every Indian deported.
>>217528117Punishment for Rorke
don't even do so much as going on facebook or twitter with the work laptopon the same desk my pc sits at, you see
Once used my Dad's work laptop to have a wank back in the day. Wonder if their IT department could see it.
ponuts
Love how people say seeing a prostitute or escort is a business transaction but then also that it's acceptable for the woman to not respond.In any other "business", failure to respond to a customer would be considered completely unacceptable.
>>217528113alri hank
I'm at toil right now, alt-tabbing every time someone walks past my desk
>>217528119How do I apply for that
>>217528151kys sacked tranny
>>217528151ahaha great stuff
>>217528117leftypol is happy to use either argument and doesn't care about the contradiction, all he cares about is disagreeing with rorke
>>217528168wait for your future self to give you a time machine
any new gimmiques planned for 2026?
At toil rn phoneposting. Got nothing to do you see
good times for a poo
>>217528181>>217528171Not an argument
>>217528201Looking forward to seeing how Tilde follows up 2024’s Sacked Tranny and 2025’s Escort Mong. What character will he invent next??
>>217528151send this to her
>>217528168We cancelled all this stuff to start bringing in Asians about 40 years ago.
>>217527950I don't have the complexion for the southern hemisphere
>>217528213love her pits
>>217528240hello fellow based MAGApede :)
>>217528213me when i see a goy talking about the rise of the alt right in europe and how they’re gonna deport the migrants
>>217528039>The TCA covers EU-UK trade in goods, but not services. The UK economy is dominated by services - sectors such as banking, insurance, advertising and legal advice.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56899831>>217528044Democracy didn't end in 2016.>>217528056It should be. If a country is generating more money per person, and the people receiving that wealth are taxed properly, then it should mean there is more public money per person, which can be spent on better public services.
>>217528283good one spaino!
Gone to the National Front disco
accepted an offer on vinted but they haven't ordered dunno why people do that
Doubt ill ever get a seat in the house of lords. Doubt ill even get a knighthood.Life is endlessly cruel to me.
mi nuh trust rorke him be a likkle bwattyboi
>>217528329long pussy
>>217528260Let me in Bruce, just fucking let me in
I'm broad, I'm broadI'm broader than BroadwayYes, I'm broad, I'm broadI'm broader than Broadway
>>217528296get the military boots stomped
>>217528312Sir Rorke
Right well that's a bare fannoise isn't it
>>217528329ozempic pussy
>>217528349rememeber hearing that on scarface: the world is yours good game that
>>217528329Really lovely fanner would be nicer if it was hairy though
>>217528287Brexit means Brexit
>>217528329I’ll be honest: I would scran that puss
>>217528287We won't let you back in.
>>217528287public services aren't as simple as more money = gooder and taxes aren't as simple as higher = more money you spastic
I deserve refuge in the southern United States
>>217528211just the trophy though yeah not the prize money quite right quite right
not been to the dentist since 2023
just been revealed to me in a dream that rorke is black
yeah but the cronemthey are getting their waves done? yeah?
>>217528397>funding public services better makes them worse, ackshually literal fucking retard
hey pussshe even really exist?
>>217528391We are never ever getting back together
>>217528418Heard the NHS is going to collapse next week
>>217528413You really like this one picture don’t you? Probably the one you post more than any other. Do you think he looks handsome?
>>217528413i dont really care
sad that I missed that fannard
I ate 200 grams of canned natural (no oil) mackerel for lunch. Eating human cat food at lunch and vegetable soup and fruits at dinner is working and Im finally losing weight without losing muscle
consulting the pooey nigger energy crystals
>>217528450just a good example of waves>>217528451ok!
>>217528458It was shite
>>217528424You talk to my friendsTalk to your friendsTalk to my friendsTalk to your friendsTalk to my friendsTalk to your friendsTalk to my friendsTalk to your friends
we really need to just pay for a black gigolo for 190 to get it out of his system
>>217528458it will get posted multiple times over the weekend
>>217528466Would you say his waves are sexy?
Zeidy mate you reckon City can defeat Palace's bulls this weekend?
got a lucky 15 on
need a poo but there's no bog roll
>>217528418you literally think you can import infinity indians to make gdp go up and then infinitely tax rich people to fund public services for no downside whatsoever
Black hair is cringe, sorryThey look much better with normal hair
got two choccies in my advent calendar today
>>217527950I could move to Australia tomorrow but I cant see the point. In England im just a normal bloke living an unremarkable life but down there id be an absolute freak. The fattest man in land with the worst teeth and most pale skin. They would parade me through outback towns in a circus freak show and children would throw stones at me and prod me with pointed sticks. Id havee to work 80 hour weeks and never get to enjoy drugs, never be able to smoke another cigarette, let alone someday own a house.
>>217527148Birmingham and Manchester safe thank god
dunno what to get da for christmas
>>217527925Emma Watson, the most Overrated woman. Dozens of these can be found at any H&M
>>217528525I should've moved to America but part of what put me off was the idea of being the novelty Brit whose references nobody understoodWould've worked if I was more attractive, like everything I suppose
Grimsby if Brexit never happened
>>217528550kick in the old balls
im a cool dude with an attitude
>>217528550same here for my da. Usually end up giving him a completely impersonal amazon voucher. Amazon is shite now though so I might even give him the even more impersonal money
>>217528563i've been doing that ever since i was born
>Jackdaw was originally Jack Daw. Magpie was originally Maggie Pie (really!) Robin Redbreast is still Robin Redbreast.Mad that
>>217528550get to a christmas eve evensong
>>217528525All of this is true (I'm using a VPN)
sorting nan out with a lynx africa gift set
ding a dong every hour
>>217528609Still haven't seen her sorry
friendberg can’t meet today because he’s spending time with his long distance gf
>>217528609>12 year oldfuck off
Game Award reveals were wank
>>217528553Unless you're post-wall 35 year old + or super ugly you'll probably do noticeably better for yourself in the US, dating and living standards wise
hope Trump sanctions Eurovision and tariffs all the countries that are mean to lsrael
>>217528609why are you copying the pedophile aussie’s gimmicknot only are you a rotten nonce cunt you can’t even come up with anything original. pathetic fuck
>>217528631haven't gamed in years
we won
I LOVE BROWN GIRLS
>>217528632>Unless you're post-wall 35 year old + or super uglyHaha yeah, about that...
sat at me nan's waiting for the leccy man to come and fit her Smart Meter. Brought my laptop and I have tethered to the phone's 4G, lest I be separated from my screens and the internet for ~3 hours
>>217528659girls aye?not women?
>>217528338I see French people piled in like Indians 6 to one apartment working for UberEats in my city kek
>>217528671What's your nan doing?
>>217528656literally never heard of expedition 33 until this week and have never even seen a single screenshot of the game, the very definition of industry plant
>>217528635isreal isn't even in europe, dunno how australia is in it either
might get wemdy borger
sir peter scully
>>217528671good on you for looking after your nan
Lots of people genuinely believed we wouldn't be allowed in Eurovision after Brexit
>>217528562grimsby and immingham docks looked like this at the height of the empirelook at them now - full of homeless white working classits a disgrace what they allowed to happen to grimsby
>>217528688postman
>>217528696retard
sir dana scully
nearly finished pint number 3still no sign of landlordcan't be arsed cooking this steak now because i'm no longer hungry, having absorbed lots of calories from the pints
>>217528673'
>>217528688she's away out to some dinner at the town hall with her pals. She's always off out going to hobby clubs and all sorts, busiest woman I know>>217528713yeah she's a good 'un, always looks out for me so it's no bother
snapthats going in my cringe collection
>>217528750>nearly finished pint number 3by midday? Very good lad
I'm a libertarian
>>217528750it's 12pm
>>217528724well that’s not very nice is it
>>217528773foy
>>217528790simply stating a fact
>>217528773'
>>217528787i am aware of the time of day, thank you
Scientists have discovered the oldest-known evidence of fire-making by prehistoric humans in the English county of Suffolk, a hearth apparently made by Neanderthals about 415,000 years ago.
>>217528799he might mean in the revolutionary france way>>217528773do you?
>>217528810i’m rubber youre glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you
>>217528826jews seething
>>217528826lmao so we can add "fire" to the list of english inventions nowis the rest of the world even trying?
>>217528864>>217528864>>217528864
>>217528826so along with everything else we gave the world we can add fire to the list
