hi : - )
poo smells lmao
2009 flo rida was correct, 'shawys' were 'poppin'what happened
what did i do to deserve this
When we arrived in Australia some abbo groups hadn't worked out how to start fires yet
discovery, not invention
these pints are really going through medoing a wee every 20 minutes it seems
>>217528899we should have killed them all
i invented water
joy, discovery, invention
kojima hasn't made a good game since mgs 3
son of a fire maker
>>217528937i love mgs4 i don’t care how retarded it is
>>217528899the reason australia is a desert is because the abos were burning down entire forests so they could eat animals that got killed by the massive firesthat's what i read
when the haptic feed back goes too farwhen the haptic feed back goes too farwhen the haptic feed back goes too far
too bloody right. That money NEEDS to be going to private landlords and or financial institutionsget a brown man or a heroin addict in those council properties so they can run up 12 months of arrears then when they're finally shifted the toilet and sink have been smashed with hammers
ingrown poo
It has become abundantly clear that China and India must be given a gentle shove into going to war. How do we do it lads?
>>217528986>Facemask>Improperly wornNo loss to anyone let's be honest
What's the healthiest thing on the Wetherspoons menu?
don't feel like getting involved in a war meprobably give it a miss
>>217289987
>>217529025Guinness
>>217528974moron
>>217529025portobello
Brittany, dating from around 5,000 BC.
>>217529046not saying it's true that's just what i read
this is not the real world
>>217529025https://www.jdwetherspoon.com/wp-content/uploads/menus/currentmenus/MENU_643.pdfMenu? More like a fucking novel
So are we being sent to Ukraine or going back in lockdown then?
>>217529025vegan sosijs
>Flu surge a challenge for NHS 'unlike any' since pandemic, Streeting saysget the pubs closed
they didn't have bow and arrows they just threw a stick
havent brushed my teeth in 7 years
who the fuck goes to the pub and sits there eating a pizza
>>217529092I had pizza the last time I went to Spoons
Dung beetles. Something you don’t hear much of anymore
>>217529092italian blokes innit
235 acresWe farmin our own chickens homieThousands of chickens, thousandsRunning round everywhere “quack quack quack”Talkin bout next level shit homie
>>217529092have you never been on a day sesh you're in trouble if you don't get some scran in you at some point
>>217529099poo beetles as they're known here
>>217529098pizza is too much food for drinking it sobers you up massivelythe real ascended fat cunt move is ordering one the next day as a hangover remedy
I'm starting to think these viruses are grown in a lab by tech ceos to force us indoors consuming their shite
>>217529071https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765542204043778.mp4
>>217529098entire pizza to yourself? fat cunt
>>217529129>it sobers you up massivelyyeah so you can drink more
>>217529135
get the pubs closedget all the lads over to ukraine
>>217529129when I was a fat cunt I'd get a takeaway during steamingtoil and get a kebab or something for that night and a pizza to save for the morning. I do miss not giving a shit
rub their little missing clitties
>>217529149just a waste of beer and money
>>217529159always cracks me up
for me it's the humble 'kizone
dont know why but the sky always more beautiful on warm nights
Chat shit Get banged
and any comments on the recent addition of katsu chicken to the staple pub menu?
>>217529178excuse me?
>>217529178why are they missing
>>217529193Miss him like you wouldn't believe
two peas in a pod?bit bent
>>217529209he's still playing in italy
>>217529220alright spaino
two willies in an arse
two penis a pod
>>217529193kek, love it
trip to chessington world of adventures
pint 4 pouredstarting to worry i'll be a bit drunk and smelling of pints and cigs when the landlord comes round
>>217528864What the hell is that real?
>>217524819Mousegod has this lil guy on the ropes
>>217529264my landlord is a former alcoholic who goes to AA now and he keeps trying to get me to go haha
>>217529264I'd be hammered by the end of pint 4
bugs bunny in a dress could get it
>>217529291i always wanted to fuck the coyote
>>217529291>>217529297
>>217529291for me it's jessica rabbit (who was actually a human being (yes that is weird))
>>217529281it's only carlsberg3.4%can drink this shit all day or that's what i'm telling myselfcreeps up on you though doesn't it
*hugs it out with rorke and leftypol*
For me? Tom.Jerry can watch, as a treat.
why do women and trannies love expedition 33 so much
to the tune of "I Want You" by The Beatles:I want pooI want poo so baaad babyI want poooOOooooOooI want poo so bad it's driving me mad it's driving me mad
>>217529297he was british the few times he spoke>>217529321tom lives in america but is spiritually british too
don't forget thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O3JsKG_w1c
>>217529326The main character is 13 or something idk didn't play it but I couldn't stop hearing about it for a while
>>217529326go choke on kojima's shrimp dick
>>217529336are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>217529361I'm 33 years young mate
Love, love me pooYou know I love pooI'll always pee pooso peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeLove Pee Poo
i would play expedition 33 but its so french i would get a bit jealous because i prefer france and french people and culture to england
>>217529361Poo roar done that underage freak poo
>>217529376It's a very good game
teach in asiaacquire children
Loving pee loving pooThere is nothing we can poo
>>217529351used to watch an australian guy who lived in canada that did videos like thisalways thought maybe one day i could do a big trip like that but alas my nigger life has never started
imagine women being attracted to you
every time I get randomly ip range blocked on actual boards I come here and post poo because that resets it for some reasonpoo
>>217529376can smell your garlicy arse from here frenchmong
>>217528987even if social housing charged a perfectly fair rent based on a percentage of household income, basically never is the private price going to be better value until you get to six figuresso you have people working a deano tier job with doctor tier disposable income because they don't have to pay what most people in the same income bracket do for housingthat's obviously unfair, but the left/right divide is whether you have more resentment for those who still work for a living and wind up with more disposable income because they won the lottery not to be charged extortionate rent on a necessity, or those who don't contribute enough (or are net negatives) being prioritised for the necessity which is kept at extortionate prices and deliberately induced shortages for the sake of gouging the working/middle class
>>217529376From what I've seen it's racist towards french people
>>217529389i dont really play games anymore aside from the biyearly cuphead run so dont think i can be bothered
>>217529394he looks like a gecko
ejaculation is consent.
pakiville upon naan
hadnt wanked for days and came hands free just from sensation of rocking on my buttplug on maximum settings and watching an august ames feet in stockings compilation
>>217529394can't imagine that it's too alien to me. women treat me with contempt so I don't even have an experience where one was nice to me that I could extrapolate to imagine what it would be like for them to be attracted to me
>>217529376I tried it but the battles were too fast and I couldn't tell what was going on so refunded it
>>217529403cant tell if youre joking ive havent touched anything related to it yet x
>>217529403ok maybe I should give it a try actually
>>217529394poor ladutterly fucked itand it was going so well
sucking cider
covid years don’t count.I’m actually 22
*honhonhon I foiled ze rosbiff pigdog once again*
>>217529424it's alright stick to your sim management games unc
cha cha chahttps://files.catbox.moe/v6buf3.mp4
>>217529474right well that's child porn isn't it, off to jail for you mate
Calories don't count at Christmas
>>217529355think she's 16 actually
playing: wario world on the nintendo switch 2 online gamecube application
feel unwell due to lack of sleep. i slept till 3pm yesterday so i didnt manage to sleep overnight. thinking i might have a kip now but then it will fuck me over for tonight, that will ruin tomorrow.
nth for the holodem
>>217529503for me its kirby air riders
Playing solitaire on the toil computer
wonder if I would be handsome if I didn't drink and lost weight
coffesteins ready
>>217529394Gaijin hunters are absolute slags who'll ditch their bfs as soon as they see another attractive gajin
don't play video games, me. I just stare at /brit/ all day with my mouth open being all gormless and that
>>217529521Get back to twerk!
>>217529564Walked around with mates basically, later on I'd take the bus to random places too
found out the tiktokfu has a bf so that's her unfollowed
>>217529512remember when the holodem went to edinburgh?
>>217529536just make sure you look after your teethi drank for ages and it made my skin a bit grim, but i'd still potentially be a 8/10 if i lost weight and had moneyhowever the irreversible damage to my teeth means i'll only ever be a 5/10 even with drastic lifestyle changeswent from being a 9/10 20-something to a 3/10 40-somethingi see cunts on here talk about "it's over," and i laugh
>>217529588wonder which anon has spaffed the most money up the wall on gacha games
jobcentre appointment looms
>>217529564I'd sneak out and go into town when we had church because I was an edgy fedora
>>217529590Good lad
>>217529564Didn't do it during secondary school because they would ring my parents if I was absent but did it a lot during college. My college was right in the middle between a bunch of towns so I'd walk around those all day, cheeking glance into Cex, maybe buy a Dairy Milk for the walk back. Never got a bus or train because I never went on them and got scared that if I got lost I'd have no choice but to tell my parents.
>>217529590onto the next one lad
>40-somethingscared he might nonce me
>>217529619ive spent about £2000 on genshin impact
>>217529638this is an 18+ website so unless you're underage that's not possible is it
Just got off the blower with janny, says they'll be a new personality in the thread later today
>>217529663I'm 35 but the fear remains
https://youtu.be/Qet-oBNrxGk?si=oyu_JqWO0_eWlEW0I love this song because it gives off such a wholesome nice feel to people who are called 'racist' nazis
UM UM UM
he nonced his niece
rorke having nightmares about going over the top in the fields of donetskleftypol sleeping sound as the botched gender reaffirming surgery disqualifies him from service
The wfh lunchQuite grim
>>217529699who did?
>>217529564used to walk home but really slowly so it took about 3 hours. sometimes did a poo in the woods.
>>217529706kys spaki
i think people who eat food straight from the packet should be publicly executed
>>217529706used to get those delicatessen brand swedish meatballsaldi, heron, lidlany time i saw themloads of gristle as well but just can't resist
>>217529730Fucking lush aren't they
>>217529728i think everyone except me should be publicly executed so i win
>>217529735for a quid or two quid a packet you'd have to be insane not to
>>217529728how about nutsgoing to jail these people too?
>>217529588Formi~Warspite~
>>217529609How did your teeth get so fucked?
mate's eating crisps off a platehe's eating mars bars with a knife and fork
>>217529591Huh TIL can't believe I missed that
>>217529816screaming done that sissy queer right up his smooth bum
>>217529816get him sectioned
Why does Rorke seethe at this?
>>217529816ever shag him up the arse
>>217529802i was convinced my lifestyle would kill me before i was 30 so i didn't bother thinking about the futurejust day after day, life revolving around booze and nothing else20 years of brushing your teeth once a month will catch up with you
>>217529627>when we had churchwhat? they made you go to church?
>>217529838lovely family
Wonderful harmonies
>>217529856can you post your teeth please
>>217529884Is that not normal? Both the Catholic and Anglican secondary schools round my way went to church on feasts days (was every week in primary)
Just woke up from another sex dream
>>217529927no chance because that pic would just be endlessly reposted on here and it'd make me feel bad every time
>>217529927kys spaino
>>217529706Why did you put your lunch on your bed?
>>217529967i’m sorry for asking actually really rude on my part
>>217529394Jesus fuck look at that simian-jawed beast, no wonder incels have to resort to Asian women
Doing a poo aren't I
>>217529706Your butty is 8 months out of date mate :/
you lads had your superflu vax yet? I got mine the other day
>>217529973what happens when women don't get a good rodgering
Drinking my kefir to keep my gut healthy :3 it’s fizzy!!
>>217529975i’m not spaino
>>217529983no apology necessaryi'd post them if i didn't think i'd regret itjust imagine teeth like a vandalised graveyard and you'll get the idea
>>217530004not had my letter yet. Something gone wrong I suspect as I've normally had it by now
shitting all over the bed
Saw a tranny when i was walking to the shop earlier, looked him straight in the eyes for several seconds so he KNEW I was disgusted with himlooked like he was about to cry
>>217530032We’ve all been called Spaino by this schizo at least once mate. It’s a /brit/ rite of passage at this point
>>217530024for me it's kombuchakefir tastes a bit weird and needs to be refrigerated and that
>>217530048ktim when i got covid in september 2024
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Spaino’ and posts after 2025-01-01. 1226 results found.Autism speaks
>>217529826and iroha was a foreign student in suffolk or somewhere like that. that was before she joined holo though
>>217528864poo seal
>>217530043got mine at work
>>217530064Love both myself personally
Many men believe that penetrative vaginal sex inflicts a degree of pain on women. Are they right, or is this a misconception?
>>217529609Blud rating himself a 9/10 :skull:
>>217528934Based. Mon the Biff
>>217530051always like a splash of water to the face when you see a tranny in real life
>>217530051Ooh yer ard
>>217530072same happened with 190. people can’t handle it when legends move on :/
>>217530090i think in nigeria they put sand up to he woman’s pusdy so the sex won’t feel good for her as that’s considered sinful there
>>217530051That was a mirror rorke, you wetwipe
>>217529576LADS
post the webmyou know the one
>>217530113More likely he's talking about himself
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>Flu vaccineThese niggas pensioners lmao
>>217530098i had 10/10 birds approaching me in clubsi was a musician in a band so that helps, but still
>>217530146
Taping sandpaper on my willardPut it the wrong way around, fuck me
>>217530168lol
>The number of patients in hospital with flu is at its highest level at this time of year since records began - although they only date back to 2021Omds
>>217530168"sure"
I've had 8/10 cats approach me
>>217530223ummie
>>217530177LOL
>>217530192what's so funny?>>217530211this was 20 years agoit was a very different time, not so much social media brainrotand yes, i really was that good looking
>>217530051She probably thought you were a spastic loser who uses 4chan or kiwifarms or some shit with nothing to lose
>>217530075Mwad ting
heatherpaedoberg...you were never a shagger
Hinge has decided that I'm such an unlovable little incel that it's just not going to show me standouts anymore
Anyone here had a bad case of flu? It's happened to me a couple of times in the last ten years. It was absolutely horrendous, I was in bed for about ten days.It's definitely worth getting the flu jab to avoid that again.
>>217530271bros snoring
Reform GAIN from LabourRed Hall and Lingfield (Darlington) council by-election result:REF: 38.4% (+38.4)CON: 17.2% (-22.7)LDEM: 17.2% (+17.2)LAB: 16.6% (-37.2)GRN: 9.7% (+3.5)IND: 1.0% (+1.0)+/- 2023Estimated turnout: ~28% (-3)
>and yes, i really was that good looking
>>217530310>LDEM: 17.2% (+17.2)Huh?
the runts always get rattled if you even hint that you're not a hideous deformed incel like they are
orbán on a mad one
>>217530310>-37.2Omds
>>217530340Must not have run last time
>>217530324do you not think attractive men exist?i'm not bragging, i admit i threw it all awaystill... *looks at you* it could be worse
>>217530342shut it you hideous deformed incel
>>217530345Elaborate?
>>217530310Can see why Labour postponed all of those new mayoral elections
>>217530361don't need to signature your posts mate
>It's definitely worth getting the flu jab to avoid that again.
I'm a solid 4 me, could maybe push to a 6 if I took proper care of myself. But honestly who gives a shit
>>217530360Attractive is one thing but 9/10 is supermodel tier you delusional geriatric head case and you gave yourself that rating >not bragging Get a grip lol
toothless middle-aged alchie mong thinks he was good-looking at one point LOL
Sir Rorke Chudberg
at the chinky
>>217530388you don't believe in the effectiveness of flu vaccines?
>>217530405What are you ordering
>>217530405any peng chinky birds?
>>217530421Oh no don't worry they're super effective. A little too effective if you catch my drift
>>217530375>Orbán: Today the EU becomes a dictatorship>"Today, the EU crosses the Rubicon", writes Victor Orbán on Xregarding eu vote yesterday on indefinite freeze on russian assets in brussels, first step in seizure
>>217530405>funding invadersgood job pawel
Oz bros...
>>21753039210/10 would be supermodel tierand how do you know i wasn't supermodel tier?that was the level of woman i was pulling without even trying>>217530396>toothless middle-aged alchie mongtrue>he was good-looking at one pointalso truemad how difficult this is for you
Everywhere I hear the sound of marchin', chargin' feet, boy'Cause summer's here, and the time is rightFor fighting in the street, boyWell now, what can a poor boy do?'Cept to sing for a rock-n-roll band'Cause in sleepy London townThere's just no place for a street fighting manNoHey, think the time is right for a violent revolutionBut where I live, the game to play is compromise solutionWell now, what can a poor boy do?'Cept to sing for a rock-n-roll band'Cause in sleepy London townThere's just no place for a street fighting manNoGet downHey, said my name is called disturbanceI'll shout and screamI'll kill the king, I'll rail at all his servantsWell now, what can a poor boy do?'Cept to sing for a rock-n-roll band'Cause in sleepy London townThere's just no place for a street fighting manNoGet down
>>217530405*Smaki lips* I'll have the uh, the uuuhhh
Miss charlie kirk lads :(
>>217530451Reddit vs. Australia must be the gayest feud in history
And the very latest from escortmong?
>>217530405plate of chicken balls for me love
>>217530469oh my days
Not being funny but I probably would shag a twink at this point
>>217530474OI ANDY
>>217530446Eastern Ukraine for EU assets is a good trade at least
Just had a wank, not feeling too good about it. No more wanks for the foreseeable future
>>217530405oh my days
>>217530475see >>217527423he's branched out of /brit/
>>217530451>4chan sues the UKW>reddit sues Australia:skull:
had an allergic reaction and my eyes are all Chinamanese
escort mong shitting up the rest of the board >>217527423
>>217530557Roar what a fucking freak. He just NEEDS to blog about it
Hey everyone did you see the thread I keep linking over and over about how someone else is shitting up the board?
Where's diego then?
>>217530612heatherpedo
>>217530624HES FUCKING DEAD
>>217530624Died
Poo
Thabk you everyone for observing a minute's silence for Diego there
back from my little incursion into the norf
>>217530730grim
>>217530383love democracy me
Sacked Tranny is the last /brit/ personality leftGrim
lads I have a very large penis but I've never had sex
>>217530737was quite nice actually, more interesting than my shithole
I am actually northern
>>217530730Did you rape and pillage?
>>217530758Anything's more interesting than Staffordshire tbf
>>217530757Post it
>>217530757post it on a hookup site
>>217530757Fancy changing that haha
>>217530517it's a lot of money
>>217530771You ever been Shropshire?
>>217530784...nh>>217530786which one?>>217530792alri mikey?
>>217530803Paedo.
>>217530757mine is 7 inches so probably less than yours but i've also never had sexnever get to the stage where women can find out
>>217530803CWLTSYC
>>217530809fabguys
>>217530809If mine were large id be showing everyone. That's the fastest way to get a girl to suck it or bounce on it
>>217530820Is 7 in supposed to be big?
FORTRESS BRITAIN
>>217530853yeah
>>217530803i'm a 50 minute drive away from throatfucking you in the aldi men's toilets
>>217530853i mean yhbut when you compare it to the guys most girls are sleeping with, it's under average
>>217530880He's not gay lad
>>217530885It's over before it even started...
I see many people post images like file.png but some others have sequential numbershow do you get the numbers? an extension?
grow up freaks
>>217530906Option in 4chanX to randomize the name
Piers Morgan
>>217530909Okay...*Head bumps against the ceiling*
>>217530923thx x
>>217530906i just press down in the keyboard when making a filename
It's over.
7 is big
How exactly have we not already 'opened the door to migrants'
Call of Doody: Black Cocks 7
eating milk chocolate
im about to poopensharten
>>217531012same tbf
sucking an energy drink
>>217530975Without immigration, there will, within a number of generations, be no Europe and no United Kingdom. Today’s racist obsessions will look incomprehensible to our ageing descendants, desperate for young people to look after them and keep their countries running. Before long, we’ll be fighting to attract people from overseas. But, as Runciman remarks, “There soon won’t be enough immigrants to go around.”
>>217531031let's begin
^this leaf is brown^
>>217531039ktwm an hour agolove me energy drinks
New>>217531060
cor
