Prev >>217535136Joy 2 edition
anyone have a boomer dad who does this, whenever you criticize a corporation or a rich person in front of him his personality changes and he starts defending whatever you're criticizing?
i have gathered 9 (You)'s in the /cum/gen. first i manage to study for an hour and a half and now this. this was a successful day
>>217540606you should probably get a job tho
I look like this
>>217540606Boomers are the original contrarians, they just like arguing
where are the messsicans?
Romance languages sound dirty and vaguely criminal Words should not flow together that easily
>>217540636my reaction to this information:
>>217540605Imagine the smell
>>217540633I have a job
>>217540650>>217503394
>>217540674ahh smells like ganada!!
i had a booger! i was in a hurry, i just needed to grab a few things, so all i did was dress and fly out. i usually wash my face, but i just wanted it over with. when i got back and looked in the mirror, there was... not a BOOGER-booger, but one of those that sort of lines your nostril? hanging! i got rang up by two different lady cashiers! haha oh christ. well, we're off to a dignified start for the day.
>>217540633I do have one. explain why you're like this, was your father like that? I remember my grandfather had a sense of humor so I doubt it.
it's wokeness gone mad it is
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All aboard hahaha haha
>>217540737>no land acknowledgements DROPPED
>>217540745You think you work for Amtrak or some shit
I made this beat. Listen to it.https://youtu.be/eQdf1JAbnaI?si=IHlZ0RO6QUfL9R8y
Konnichiwa fine shit.
>>217540745LOL
Every time I ride in a car with someone and I have to scratch my eye I have an intrusive mental image of the driver suddenly slamming on the brakes causing my finger to jab through my eyeball
>>217540794hello mr pendejo
>>217540737one-point-five?! you could probably use listerine as-directed and get more in you!
>>217540812why u scratching ur eyes
i fucking hate it when im running and a fish hook gets stuck on my penis and pulls away and completely degloves my entire penis its so fucking annoying god
>>217540650Plotting our demise >>217540650
>>217540606>whenever you criticize a corporation or a rich person in front of him his personality changes and he starts defending whatever you're criticizing?Maybe he subconsciously sees the criticism as an attack on him if the rich person is also a boomer inherently there is often a sense of competition or envy between fathers and sons as you are probably young and healthy and he's old it's often as simple as that
My ancestors are from a country that doesn't exist anymore
>>217540871Yugoslavia
>ask the Google AI a few questions about /int/ to see how much it knows about us>it won’t stop bringing up MUH HATE SPEECH AND EXTREMIST IDEOLOGY AND WHITE SUPREMACY despite that not being part of any of the prompts
>>217540871The Soviet Union
>>217540871Same, I'm White Canadian (Anglo-Celtic)
>>217540831>We here at Molson's believe our brand is not the brand of toxic masculinity and the patriarchy- Tim Poopiwallah, Media Relations
>>217540871Zaire
>>217540871Canada?
>>217540812use your knuckle instead
>>217540896google a faggoogle a shit
>>217540896Nuke the chat and start again a few times, sometimes it's a one off
>>217540871Twerkistan?!
regret not taking liquor on train
>>217540947nervous? nauseous? bored?
>>217540947Congratulations on resisting your brown compulsiveness friend
>>217540737>stoutIt would be an IPA brcause the cat piss smell would explain their awful bo
>>217540960it keeps stopping due to "electrical disturbances" on the tracks or some shit. they announced an hour delay at the very least
part of me knows that bands like styx and rush are cringe but I just love to hear themit is what it is
>>217540606my dad never cared either way.
>>217540896People use these things all the time but it's rarely for anything useful. My web dev buddy tried to demonstrate how useful they can be once and it got about 80% of what it was talking about wrong. While generally pointing us in the right direction, I'd rather take the long way around than ever put my faith into something that is usually innacurate
>>217540938So true>>217540940It kept citing Jewish academic studies of 4chan, hence the focus on ideological nonsense that isn’t even allowed on /int/ by the jannies
I don't care about this fucking wedding. I only know the groom there and we havent talked in fucking years. why the fuck did I accept the invitation
Talk about the latest controversial trending topic of the week
>>217541064mr pendejo reply to me
>>217540871Anatolia.
>>217541064Dis dick!
>>217541054Can't you just not go? And if you are there just dip?
>>217540871Atlantis
>>217540871Austro-Hungaria
Sometimes I want to return to the United States. Not for long. But it's so fucking far. Also expensive. I think of all the family members that I didn't get to see again before they died. Also the new ones that were born that I never met. I'd like to go to some hockey games and see some concerts. But $1500 for 12 hours at best each way on economy class? Fuck that.
you just need to know when to walk away
>>217541064Automaticfags are brain dead
>>217540871Cimmeria.
>>217540996>electrical disturbancesadd it to the list.
>>217541118Why would you move to the Philippines Can't imagine living in a country like that
>>217541054*ignores the invite for so long that it’s too late to include me and then accepts, so that I have to be told ‘no’ and it’s technically not me that said ‘no’*
>>217540871Ukraine
reminder
these hoes aint loyal
Not fond of this newcomer here whoever he is
is there a word or phrase for realizing you only relate to someone superficially?
>>217541163None of that has anything to do with /int/, you can just as easily be banned for being off topic of the jannies feeling like taking a hotpockets break.
>>217541054(You) don't have to go
>>217541188Or new/cum/mer one might say
>>217541157It's cheap and I have way less responsibilities. I can be reasonably successful here with less effort than it takes to be a loser in the US.
>>217541202typical friendship.
>>217540650>>>/vg/overwatch
Start doing this
>>217541167https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6v3vKeg1Ws
>>217541238wtf is that?
>>217541094Im travelling on a high speed train towards the location of the ceremony which is 900km away from my shithole (560 bongland elbows) as of right now.
>>217541202womanhood
>>217541237Is this why a quarter of my Overwatch teams are fucking dumbasses? Because they're using shitty third world internet?
>>217541260She's hiding a camel toe in her shorts for good luck
>>217541211>I can be reasonably successful here with less effort than it takes to be a loser in the US.Are you a digital nomad? Like you work a remote job from a U.S company
>>217541208So true
>>217541284did she really cut off a camel's toe? wtf
>>217541277you STILL play overwatch? in 2025?
>>217541202Shallow rapport?
>>217541272don't tell me that... they can't all be like this
>>217541286No I work for a company here but most of the work is remote.
>>217541202There isn’t really something that specific. Alienation might be the closest single word to what you’re looking for
>>217541202that's called being acquainted with someone. just an acquaintance
goat of the circumcision general
>>217541266Damn, you only know the groom and that's it? I'd say just go and do something else if you make the trip but damned if you do damned if you don't I guess.
>>217541374I skimmed that. too many gloating euros. hate that
>>217541202in Germany they call it “kinderfrauden”
If you had a huge ass I'd smack it
>>217541415kinderfrauden...fake child...
>>217541202I believe the ARABS call it أنا لا أتواصل معك إلا بشكل سطحي
>>217540530>1KB of lovety
>>217541433what if i have a teeny tiny hank hill ass?
I'm cursed
>>217541494*quickly hides voodoo doll behind my back*oh uh huh? nothing
>>217541494oh sick, you're like the mummy.
Cool how Arabic text online the browser knows to highlight it from right to left
>>217541493>*Spanish accent* is no por me
>>217541494
>>217541546lol
>>217541526Haven't seen it yet>>217541507you mother fucker
>>217541547me on the right, unfortunately
>>217541547Never met a non-thirdie person who thinks porn is the same as real life
>>217541547Disney movies are about Chad and Stacy and porn actors are paid, everyone knew this until very recently.
>>217541559thanks mr blackman
just one little doe
>>217541591no one thinks porn is the same as real lifeeveryone wants an insatiable whoretry to keep up
>>217541559Thanks cuz
>>217541547It's far easier for a normal woman to be a insatiable whore for her husband than for a normal man to be prince charming for his wife
Tfw no princess to protect
>>217541313After nine fucking years, I'm still riding that hog.
Hasan tried to stream to a Chinese live stream website and it got taken down because of government censorship. Dude is such a clown.
>>217541573but what if you are? like you can control locusts and scarab beetles and sand storms. have you tried?
she ate half the bucket and 4 apples
Most of you guys wouldn't actually be able to satisfy the insatiable whore you want. I'm man enough to admit I need breaks
>>217541647based hog main
>>217541663I have a tongue and a finger, that's all she needs
>>217541653The one time the Chinese government actually does something based
kitty was not amused
>>217541673https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kumadtlMM54
>>217541663I don't want a whore I actually want a girl who dislikes sex but just puts up with me doing it to her whenever I want
>>217541658>>217541697i look like that
>>217541697Cute kitty
The voices in my head are screaming. They are not happy
Describe the texture and color of your nipples
For those who ask about job advice on here, become the guy who does penile implants you will actually become rich no memes
>>217541743no
>>217541758Become a penile implanter. Got it
>>217541730Tell them shut the fuck up like the rest of us do will ya
>>217541697me going past the homeless guy yelling in front of the store
>>217541647hog was the only tank I'd play he was definitely the most fun, but most of the time I was relegated to Mercy cause I was the only one good at her in our group
I had a pretty decent lifeweaver before I stopped playing
>>217541618>Redditjeet rushing in to defend thirdies Yep...
>We have unironic healsluts ITT
>>217541865Reckon it's just more troon LARP
>>217541865I play tank and heal both. I'm like a paladin
>>217541885er it's just a video game you know.
He is afraid of nothing and nobody.You are luck to have him.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y09rX2bTDyI
>>217541610I really like your bird bath it looks fancy.
>>217541945Yeah and troons will LARP about games they don't play, movies they don't watch, shows they never even saw before if it gives them some attention.
>>217541730That's me, I'm also in your walls.
This kombucha is like a fine wine, truly exquisite
>>217541507https://youtu.be/i8hySSOZc3o
>>217541865me on the LEFT okprobably the worst thing about Mercy though is she's useless without her team, completely at their...mercy. but she is/was so good you had to have her healing to climb
>>217541547I’ve had insatiable whore (actual nympho) gfs and it can actually be too much>babe it’s 2pm time for your 8th nut of the day
>>217541697lol
>>217542001OW was super popular though I'm sure most people here played it. $40 for it was also a steal back then
>>217542089you’re a man with a virginia ham under his arm crying because there’s no bread
So anyways what's the deal with kikes and pedophilia?Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, Epstein, etc etcMost be some biologic reasons jews tend to be kiddie diddlers. Mauve that's what a matriarchal culture does who can say
its over
>>217542041she was a garbage throw pick when I played I always went doom and threw if I had a mercy
>>217542151
I have to buy some lottery tickets tonight, could really use a couple million right now
>>217542089My second gf was like this at the young age of like 20 or so and blew my mind. didn't realize women could be so fucking horny
>>217542177the uh, one of their holy books says it's not a sin to fuck gentile kids that might have something to do with it and how they see all gentiles as cattle. the talmud I think it's called. idk probably means nothing ;)
>>217542207don't do that someone just won the lottery!
>>217542247What a dumb bitch hopefully someone stabs that shit for brains whore
Can we send all the sex havers in cum to the deepest pits of nigger hell already
>>217542216>“holy” book>full of satanic drivel
>>217542188She was pretty much mandatory early on
>>217542247does she not know with 1 million you can make much more than that by doing literally nothing
>>217542285You need to start posting more disturbing things to scare the normies and redditors off
>>217542285this
>>217542314French people don't believe in investing
>>217542247Most financially wise Quebecer
>>217542286yeah they're satanists
vitamin d3 and k2 supplementation makes your dick biggergeorgi dinkov was talking about this
this chicken feels like i'm eating rubber
>>217542286The Talmud is basedI bet you haven't read any of it
Which Canadian city is home to the man who hates the NHL, hates the Stanley Cup, hates the Winter Classic, hates the Stadium Series, hates ice hockey, and wants the most anti-hockey city of all?
>>217542397Neither have you, if you don't know hebrew
>>217542247Brenda......
>>217542370Damn really? I'm taking it to help me with recovery after I work out, but I didn't know that.
>>217542285Do gays count? Gay men are generally easier than women to seduce
Might do it this time
Maybe I could take all of my savings and start a chicken farm in the third world Third worlders also eat a lot of chicken
>>217542441they also love killing and robbing gringos that try to do shit like that
fun fact: the talmud has been translated into korean, and it is very popular among business types for exactly the reason you would guess
>>217542435Gays aren't human so they can't go to heaven or hellThey simply cease to exist after death similar to animals
>>217542462Ok troon
>>217542462They definitely need to suffer before that
How about you make that ass clap
People hype up the Talmud as "satanic" but large portions of it, similar to the bible, are just autistic rules about how you eat stuff and rules about property
I dont have sex
>>217542247That’s especially fucked when you consider inflation, and that $1000 is going to be worth literally nothing by the time she’s old. That’s literally (based on inflation calculators) like accepting $100/wk in 1960. At least if she took the million and dumped it into an ETF, it’d hold value, and spit out inflation adjusted dividends over time.
>>217542502pharisees love stupid rules
I have never read the bible
>>217542487Calm your axe wound tranny, ok you're right you are going to hell for being a disgusting freak
>>217542526Lotta wisdom in there
>>217542502Religions are proto-states. In between Nation and State. Islam is the last religion patch and is the most effective at fighting states like the ottomans before they fell or the russians now.
>>217542543Dilate
>>217542502The New Testament (i.e. the actual Christian Bible; the OT is basically just a reference text to help understand context) explicitly rejects that kind of rules-based autistic bullshit, hence why Christians eat pork, Christians don’t circumcise, etc.
I don't know how you guys do this "being broke" shit
One of my friends from HS literally just got vulvoplasty
India built the best religion, China built the best nation, and europe built the best state. Or something.
you never really notice how long dogbergs neck is till you take off his collar
>>217542592is that the one where they cut the dick off
>>217542592FKA female circumcision lol
>>217542508isnt 1k a week not even enough to cover rent in most Canadian cities?
>>217542610They kinda reconstruct it into a vagina
>>217542609Yeah. Plus they look weird naked.
this cake i made yesterday is kind of freaking deliciouso
>>217542592you gonna hit that?
>>217542560Yeah pretty much the first laws were equally religious and civilthe priestly class has always been closely tied to government up until the enlightenment
>>217542592Grim
>>217542635Drop the recipe
baby formula in the us must contain sneed oils by law
My dad offended me but he hasn't apologized or done anything to repent. I know him quite well, and I'm sure he thinks I am responsible for doing something to him
>>217542684Drop the soap
>>217542684its ready mix, i did put more eggs and butter on it than what the package said though
>>217542692DROP THE BEAT
>>217542624If you’re willing to live like a broke student in a dumpy apartment, $1k/wk would cover your rent, but you’d probably still need to have a job to cover other expenses.They say that your rent shouldn’t be more than 30% of your income (no one in Canada abides by this since rents are insane and unaffordable albeit), and average rent is more than 30% of $1k/wk.
The idea of getting duped by a social fad into mutilating your body is pretty horrificI feel pity for some trannies but at the same time they're still freaks I would never associate with
>>217542728They're the end game for porn addicts
>>217542716Israel superiorEgypt inferiora
>>217542741Fuck off ladyboy.
>>217542635Someone left my cake out in the rain I don't think I can take it because it too long to bake it and I'll never that recipe again AGAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN
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>>217542728They’re court eunuchs. They’re also being set up to be MKUltra suicide bombers for when the woke is put away.
>>217542728lmao death to all tr00ns
foxtrot uniform charlie kilo charlie alpha november alpha delta alpha
>>217542876>charliecharlie kirk... rip...
>>217542876kek
trans generaltrans websiteget over it
>trans general>trans website>get over it
>>217542886
>>217542926Do you ever wonder what he sees?
>>217542926
>>217542926Where did you get this picture of Brian?
okay yeah I will have a thing of ice cream
Brian has been MIA for a few weeks
Feeling extra worthless and suicidal today, wish I was brave enough to actually do it
>>217542886.-- . / .- .-. . / .-.- .... .- .-. .-.. .. . / -.- .. .-. -.- /
>>217543016the streets of chicongo took him
>>217543016He got raped and he’s recovering in a sanitarium
>>217543049>>217543100Sad!
>>217543016Finally died of AIDS :)
>>217540530>What's your life goal>To be wealthy uwuGod damn the worst thing about dating apps are all the boring vapid people
generative energy by dr ray peatfree onlinequick readfix your life
>>217543028same here
>>217543136who the fuck doesnt want to be wealthy
>>217543121That's somebody's daughter and you're objectifying her
pochos are the most powerful race in north america
>>217543016miss that nigga and his wizard antics
i want some chick fil a
>>217543156lazy people like her who are waiting for a family instead of doing it themselves
>>217543197shes just like me
>>217543016he got sacrificed by big tiddy goth girls
nobody replies to you nigga stfu
>>217543156People who want to go to Heaven
>>217543173he once casted a spell or something to save my dog
>>217543156>>217543197Well I see profiles like that and assume they're fishing for a sugar daddy
I'll never have a family or even a gf because I can't imagine subjecting a woman I like to my mental illness and emotional immaturity
>>217543245well all women are
>>217543254But then you're depriving her of your love and care
momberg is making me two grilled sandwiches with pepperoni, cheese and kajmak. i love her so much bros. she takes such good care of me
>>217543254date a mentally ill chick
good god
i have a tyler robinsonian facial structure
>>217543157Women exist to be objectified Objectively
67
>>217543318Grim
>>217543292Crazy + crazy is a recipe for disaster
>>217543318He's kinda handsome no homo
all your goofy ass posts are starting to annoy me
>>217543318my condolences
dinner is served cummies
>>217543313She looks like she would ruin your life
>>217542939with them big ass glasses? not much
>>217543313grok show her getting violently strangled
you wouldn't fuck your wife with a condom on, so why would you put your phone in a case??? retard
2026 is gonna be MY year
>>217543243based
>>217543385my wife won't break if she falls out of my pocket.
tyler robinson is lowkey attractive
>>217542645Yeah imagine having your society ran by dynasties and people who are good at politically maneuvering through bureaucracies.
>>217543415Not as attractive as you
>>217543287My love and care isn't worth it bro I can hurt her way worse
I am in diet, thanks bosnia.
>>217543392i hope it'll be the year when i finally off myself. in fact that's my new year's resolution
>apartment leases says you can own a cat>doesn't say what kind of a cat>landlord gets mad when she realizes your pet cat is a domesticated cheetah>grab the lease paper>show her it doesn't say anywhere what kind of cat is allowed and she already approved it so>she storms off like a cuck
>>217543318It's a very common face type in the Anglosphere tbqh, long faced Anglo
>>217543429I am brown and ugly
>>>/v/728297569
>>217543471I'm too poor to afford a good lawyer who could defend that
>>217543471Landlord would have to wait like 1 year for the Landlord Tenant Board ruling
>>217543415he has a gooners shame aura
He's not bad looking but that hair is chopped
>>217543313>Thirdies when they see a 6/10 but she's blondeDIOS MIO SHES GEORGIOUS!!!
Family guy hentai would do me so good right now. # goals
>>217543572He's already got a receding hairline
>>217543572he looks like that guy katy perry is dating
>>217543591Doesn't even need to be blonde either, just pale with any hair colour lighter than black
>>217543572why is his mouth so high
>>217543665Result of Lamarckian evolution
high mouthed nigga
>>217543695Habsburg aristocratic physiognomy
Tate McRae is hot hot
Mfers in /cum/ ain't even seen a dolichocephalic nigga before
>>217543776what kind of name is tate
thinking of going on the goon zone real quick before shower
>>217543806That's how ya do it. Then smoke some weed afterwards.
>>217543792The name "Tate" originates from Middle English and Old English, derived from the Proto-West Germanic word meaning "radiant, glad, cheerful, or tender." It has also been associated with a personal name from Old Norse.
I'm a lifelong Republican and boy while I sure I don't care one lick for that Robinson fellas politics, what he did sure was heroic
kirk is the floyd of the right
The day Charles was shot, sisterberg came in my room yelling because she was watching it live, and the first words out of my mouth as I lay in bed were "why couldn't it have been Trump?"
>>217543572>He's not bad looking
>>217543489that’s meI work all week though so I deserve to unwind
https://youtu.be/WL0n7_R3qL8?si=8_S4u2yFtqMM6fE_
watching sopranos with the senpai
Dreamt I was watching a video of all the Asura's Wrath cutscenes with ad breaks with two other people
had a semi-awkward experience with cashierberg todayhe asked if I found everything and I sort of sperged when I explained that the holiday season has reduced selection to make way for wines and gift-packshe just stared at me like I was an idiot
>>217544081does sound kinda spergy
>>217543783I'm one of them. My dentists told me I have a really high pallet
Lmfao
Grieving Colorado uncle body-slams lawyer of nephew’s suspected killer outside courtroom, fracturing his spine
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>217543776YES I LOVE HER
>>217544214Random unprovoked acid attack in a Georgia park last night
>>217540530>>217540530>>217540530newnuevo
>>217544222Saaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeee.
>>217543776Whats with those gloves?
oh shit, I fucked up, sorry>>217544258>>217544258>>217544258
>>217544295It's her schtick. Hockey or whatever, cause she's from Calgary.
>>217543371Okay this is epic
>>217544188the mechanical turkjeet
>>217543502Pro tip: have a childhood friend who goes to law school
>>217544188that's based as fuck