Soup edish
ough
genuinely no idea why anyone would ever use condoms when you can just pull out unless you’re shagging some random slut with aids
*enters brip*
>>217546065You're retarded
get those meat flaps out and pop em on my todger
so this is it... the final /brit/
just married camilla valerius
drunk cunt on a german proxy
>>217546065She wants you to use one, Rorke
>>217546088grimhave a word with yourself mate>>217546091
reading the manga, as it were
>>217546074not an argument
>>217546027and it's a pink soupyeaaah it's a pink souppink pink pink pinka pink soup
Toil Christmas party DONE Fucked offFinishedGod willing none of these hard working lovely generous people have to endure my torturous "patter" for at least one more year
>>217546065yeah no one ever got preggers using the pull out method
>/BRiT/
Russian women are stunning
>>217546088fucking hell mate. sort your life out
>>217546108talk to any fit slags?
>>217546106banger alert
>>217546119Russian women are stunned when I pull out the old microBWC
might order some scran from the cheeky chinamannot sure what i want for my midnight feast though
>>217546108did you have a good time lad?
>>217546027French women... hnnnggg
>>217546111as long as you actually pull out, chances of getting pregnant is barely more than using a condom
does that one guy homoloner not post here anymore
>>217546124I barely talked to the lads in management accounts
>>217546106Would cut short the life of an unfortunate Ukrainian conscript for a taste of that
fucking LOVE watching the white lads on cant pay we'll take it away rock up to some pakis takeaway and threaten to strip his kitchen then scramble that follows
>>217546169no one caresshut up
>>217546139salt and chilli mate, you tried salt and chilli? Banging mate
>>217546169don't need to do that mate, just go to lithuania
Pooing and shitting myself
>>217546147just make sure you clean her pussy out with water afterwards.
>>217546188enjoy salt and chilli chicken wings as a little starter or perhaps some squid if i'm feeling it
One side of my chin is longer than the other. One prong of the chin is longer is what I'm saying. Am I dying?
>>217546200I just lick it out, much more effective and good fun
>>217546208Just suck all the cum out
>>217546204too much ponderous chin scratching methinks
>>217546140It was a solid 4/10 better than watching two episodes of yellowstone of a Friday evening worse than being around people I actually like
>>217546204left side of my chin hangs lower than the right
>>217546088Is that the name of your granma?
Finals project due in 8 hours havent even started x
>>217546202You know that squid is not fresh. Could bounce it off a wall and it would come back and knock you clean out
women from work begging me to go out drinking with them and i refusedthis is not a joke
Police are seeking public assistance to locate a 12-year-old girl missing from North Ipswich since 5 December.
got the neoclassical darkwave on x
>>217546230Yeah? You too?>>217546227kek, but how would that make it grow?
>>217546237sute mate
ps4 for £95would you cop for nostalgic red dead playing and the like over christmas?
>>217546237Good lad they just wanted to hurt you anyway
look the nonce is using missing reports as an excuse to post children again
>>217546237NO ITS AJOKE!!!! I DONT BELIEVE YOU ITS A JOKE! You nARE LYING !!!!!!!
>>217546260just get it on pc
>>217546254that half didn't grow, you wore the other half down
>>217546233is that like a dissertation?
>>217546237why didn't you go?
>>217546260nah who wants to play that shite on like 20fps
>>217546248Cwltsyc
>>217546260no because i have a gambling addiction so any spare money i accumulate gets pumped into the online slots you see
>>217546237bodied those foids
>>217546284because being the only lad with a load of women is no fun at all. the chat is dire.
what can you infer about this man from this image alone?
>>217546248Shut up you pathetic gay dog rapist
>>217546237Aye course they were mate course
>>217546292pumped my spare spunk into your mum's slots earlier
painted my office while drinking vodka and listening to the John cena joe rogan podcast and jelly roll Joe rogan podcast until I started feeling sick from the vodka so I’ll finish it tomorrow
>>217546271>The World Leaders Summit is a premier conference and awards ceremony that convenes the most influential figures & leaders from around the globe.
I do believeI do believeI believe in love
>>217546244hope she is found safe and sound
>>217546290not welsh pal dunno what that means>>217546309>pathetic gay dog rapistktim
>>217546292at least bet on in play football like a man ffs
if only there was some way to imbibe nicotine which didnt involve smoking vaping or sticking it up your arse
>>217546237now they think...that You`rea Chad !!
>>217546271LMAO HOW DARE YOU?Ruby screamed calmly while atretching her legs and her girlfriend's fanny(I know absolutely nothing about that woman except for the lore that /brit/ drops)>>217546278Fucking hell. If this is a "how do you keep an idiot on edge for a week" sort od thing, it's actually working kek
sheet the loob out bebi
>>217546027is nobody gonna post it?
>>217546304mate, you are supposed to bring the chatjust drink a few beers
>>217546309
rorke crashing out after looking at young bobs twitter
>>217546271state of it she'll do anything to stroke her ego
>>217546360two gay men fighting
>>217546271wtf
>>217546360Not sure that old Nick there is a good choice as the poster boy for the right.
raping a glass of malbec
>>217546271>oxford-based authorhas she written and published a SINGLE book?
mad how there isn't a single website online that lets you add a gif on top of a static background image
greeno would’ve been such a more suitable match for Gary than that monster dannywhat was he thinking
We are honoured to welcome Ms. Ruby Granger — the beloved Oxford-based author, YouTuber, and education/lifestyle content creator — as a Chief Guest & Keynote Speaker at the 15th World Leaders Summit, organised and hosted by Global Empire Events Ltd (UK).With millions inspired by her thoughtful storytelling, academic devotion, and authentic digital presence, Ruby Granger stands today as one of the most influential young educational voices of the UK. Keynote Topic:“The Power of Autodidacticism: Curiosity and Self-Learning in the Digital Age.”In her session, Ruby will illuminate how curiosity, discipline, and self-education can empower today’s generation to build meaningful futures — beyond the boundaries of classrooms. Her unique perspective blends intellectual depth, creativity, authenticity, and a passion for lifelong learning.
FOOTLOOSECUT LOOSEEVERYBODY GET FOOTLOOSE
listening to music and drinking some water
>>217546307that he has a name and address that probably wouldn't take very long to find
watching the new kurt caz video in lisbon
>>217546391I've only had 3 cans of cider but that bottle of wine I bought for tomorrow night is looking sexy
>>217546392yes she self-published this tripe. she doesn't live in oxford though
watching f1 movieonly 5 minutes in and there are too many black peopleif it carries on like this i'll simply have to stop watching it
>>217546412can't stop fucking drinking it me i'm a right greedy gizzard
when you lads talk about singular bottles of wine that makes me laugh, I go through 3 bottles a night
>>217546426Oh well, if the Greeks did why can't we
>>217546416mad how it's fan fiction of herself>Erimentha Parker is a chronic overachiever, bookworm and perfectionist. Starting in Year 7 at Lady Nightingale's School, she is excited for the term ahead. However, when Erimentha she gets on the wrong side of Kimberly, one of the most popular girls in her class, everything starts to go wrong. Constantly picked on by Kimberly and her friends, Erimentha begins to doubt herself but is too embarrassed to ask for help.
>>217546416holy self insert
Rooms been overran by antbergs that smell and taste weird like chemicals
tattle life is just kiwi farms for foids
>>217546438your shites must be sulfuric
had to calm down on the drinking due to acid reflux and dry skin
>>217546451why are you eating ants
rapid tappy rn
>>217546120she's the fittest woman in all skyrim mate
SPACE MANI always wanted you to go intoSPACE, MAN
>for foids
>>217546454i thought kiwifarms was kiwifarms for foids
>>217546438last time a drank two bottles of wine I spewed up all over the place
>>217546446she has also sent a first draft of her new novel to her agent but this was her own words from her recent video as she was doing rewrites shortly before submitting it>There are little things that come up where I'm like 'that's inconsistent, that's inconsistent, that doesn't work, I feel like I need a clue to this earlier,' and so I'm kind of choosing themes and key points and then trailing through the manuscript looking for how Um they can kind of .. everything can fit up. Ummmm... It's not necessarily going well, but it doesn't have to be perfect.
>>217546406i'm doing the same
>>217546438so unbelievably grim i get through one and feel fine, not too pissed but a lovely buzz
mad how good my life would be if i weren't autistlike not that my life is terrible or that i'm unhappy but i reckon if i weren't an autist i'd be 9/20 on the happiness scale
>>217546466mhm a bit of neoliberal tappy x
>>217546393if every britposter contributes 50p we can buy you photoshop for a month
>>217546470mad how shit 90% of that song is
slovenia seems like a really charming place
>>217546451
>>217546438You make that sound like a proud boast. It shouldn't be. You have problems if you can put away that much alcohol and still function the next day
>>217546412Dangerous night to be a wine haha
>>217546513looks like an oldje shoot
>>217546511nah i like the whole thing
sucked bfberg off 4 times today
>>2175465069/20? That's still not that good
did someone say beveragino?
>>217546510having photoshop is way too tryhardy even pirated
>>217546511>>217546527same. It was ahead of its time
>>217546470MASSIVE tunehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GeUx5sdp3qM
>>217546551this take place near troon cemetery, did it?
5k run in the morning
got the Synthesia on haven't I
>>217546536https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765582138695781.webm
turned it off, cant stand watching those types
leftypol mate....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT7MlttsM7k
might eat poo
this ruby girl seems insufferablewatching her now
the deminishing return of alcohol is steep, one or two glasses of wine and you're maxed out
>>217546611yeah?
blender 3D sex bradleys
>>217546615you're a lightweight soyboy if you are good off two glasses of wine
>>217546106>dilltastes humid
every man has his price and i judge yours to be...
>>217546612yeh? but have you considered this?
Open University's Economics course is a Bachelor of Arts and not a BSc
why's she got the manchester franchise soccer jersey?
for me, its 18 year old nightcore remixes on Youtube
>>217546684sex with all of them I think
>>217546694you filthy nonce bastard
just fed the fox
>>217546684wtf she's wearing my exact creps
>>217546694https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhfBlMfcEyM
>>217546027hmmmmmmsoup
think its mad how dying is something we all must do
>>217546677need my tongue firmly planted up her arsehole
>>217546612she's a bit pretentious and annoying but nowhere near interesting enough to warrant hundreds of pages of discussion and analysis
any difficult person to like man in
>>217546684ugly slut
fake cornwall
>>217546733My cat had to face it, so why can't I
Moldovan gf 2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7nrD9sfGio
right now I'm thinking about having sex with someone from work
>>217546747ktim. I push people away once they start knowing too much about me
>>217546753nah they were posting about drinking baileys earlier and only gays do that
>>217546726this is a fetish thing isnt it
>>217546677fair enough>>217546740just seems like a rich tarq who is way too far up her own arseseems like the kind of bird who would lecture a working class person on their grammar
never read the great gatsby
gooning HARD to r/bigbellies rn
got no matesgot no gfgot no goals or desireswhats the point
>>217546780wish i was way too far up her arse
>>217546781I've never read it so I don't know what's so great about it
>>217546781'soreyt
>>217546795ktim
>>217546681doesn't a BA just mean more writing?
>>217546307
dun dun dun dun DUN duuuundun dun dun dun DUN duuuun
>>217546795me in 2016 but also me now
>>217546669i don't think you understand the concept, have another hamburger and bud light on me lad
>>217546818eastenders
>>217546795have a go on Space Engine mate, it won't make things seem any less pointless but at least you'll learn some things about space
>>217546780sure but that's not exactly exceptional in south england
>>217546795just pure spite innit
>>217546825Close. Have another go
British New World Order
>>217546827▲▲▲
lucky ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wj0eFAH1yo
>>217546795just booze and wank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiIzY-5_rK0&list=RDPiIzY-5_rK0&start_radio=115 CANS OF STELLA
>>217546850thats what i do
wish I could sing like the lads from Depeche Mode
>>217546857Shit band.
>>217546237Just dodged an HR nightmareWell played mate
>>217546825>>217546835actually now I come to think of it it's more likedun dun dun dun dun dun DUUNNdun dun dun dun dun dun DUUNN
>>217546856up your dosage
>>217546835err have i got news for you?
can see the windows update in the right corner but i won't be doing it
>>217546863I'll spark you out you gay cunt
>>217546832ye but also she dresses like a grannyreckon she fantasises about being an upper class woman from the London elite in 1890reckon she makes a face every time she's forced to even look at a prole
>>217546857Folk have said I look like Alan Wilder
How well do you know music?Name that album
fucking love pink pussy me
>>217546307This guy is 62 years old wtf
>>217546895
get the gay suicidal thoughts subdued via listening to the gay pop music
>>217546886Balls Deep by the all trans punk band Arse Cunt
>>217546882He's best looking one to be fair.
>>217546857>To celebrate the fact>That we've seen the back of another black>..............dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WtXSnh0Mu8
>>217546307It was obvious but in case anyone was wondering
>>217546920kektim kektim kektimmmm!!!!!!!!
going to do some more cleaning tomorrow
>>217546921https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8cJ4ohp6m4
>>217546951mad how fucking shite she is lol
am gan bed
>>217546929not a bad song on this album
mumberg wakes up the same time every night and devours what is in the fridge
>>217546933why always jewish I don't get it
>>217546995put a poo in there
>>217546840With our current politicians and government, I think that's the last thing anyone wants, us included.
>>217546995So like midnight?
>>217546978good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite xx
>>217546065>virgin doesnt know you can get pregnant off precum or residual semen if you've spaffed recently
(ARE YOU GETTING IT?)GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR LOVINGGIVE ME ALL THAT YOU GOTEVERY BIT OF YOUR LOVINGNEVER WANT IT TO STOP
>>217547015yeah and then two times after that
(8) Oh, why'd you have to be so cute?It's impossible to ignore youMust you make me laugh so much?It's bad enough we get along so wellSay goodnight and go (8)
having some gay thoughts again
>>217547002The destruction of Europe as payback for 1939
where's tobe
why aren't you lads out shagging?
>>217547064what happened in 1939wasn't that before this guy was born
>>217547066horse rustlin
>>217547066early night x
>>217547067just got home
>>217547066he's out shagging
>>217547067willy not impressive enough
>>217547067bit of a sore subject innit
get the animals back in circuses
>>217547057don’t fight them x
When it's cold I'd like to die
>>217547067not done it for years so there's point
STOP THAT SOUP
>>217547088where u been
just stop the boats
He's looking especially Jewish in this one
>>217547128out shagging
>>217547103Did you hear about the circus midget that got raped to death by a monkey?
https://youtu.be/YX7BTMa6-oc?si=stUFy7w-CL0nQRf0
Good evening,My son recently passed away and was an avid user of this forum, in particular, the /brit/ general of 4chan's international board. I'm here to inform you of his passing, as he was a frequent visitor to this website and had been for the past 10 years. He discovered this site in 2014 and quickly spent the majority of his time in his bedroom on his computer browsing the internet, going so far as to call the people he interacted with online his 'friends'. As such, it is with a heavy heart that I come here to tell you all of this. I know how much you all cared for Rorke, and I sincerely wish he could be here to tell you himself just how much you all meant to him. Thank you, and goodbye
i deserve sex
>>217547141no, do tell
Videos on here not working for anyone else
>>217547138SAS sniper blowing his head off from dover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYup43wwDxo
>>217547138Most rational humanist
>>217547138You can't look jewish
lads could i borrow some of yer finest beavers for a moment? i want to know if theyll do their thing here. cheers
>>217547138how does this help the environment?
>>217547138They listed the old leadership because it was too gaza'y
>>217547157>balkanite tries not to think about sniping someone dead
Love getting home and ripping off my contacts and putting the specs and pajamas back on like a reverse clark kent
>>217547168>Gnaws your willy
>>217547138Deprive him of his citizenshipMake him boat across with the lads to go through the process
>>217547138>Wage growth too low?>Inflation too high>Import more illegal immigrants!
>>217547187omds
>>217547067can't talk to women
>>217547138blud saw a string of afghan rapes in the news and figured he'd go over there and help them along
>>217547187shot that semian with a cannon into orbit
>>217547154right well there was this circus in bulgaria I think it was and it had a midget as circuses do (you know for firing out of canons) and his name was Devonius anyway they also had a monkey that would go around the audience collecting tips and one thing led to another and the monkey raped him it was a female monkey as well
>>217546204bain do lamh as do thoin is ansin b'fhéidir a stadfaidh sé
>>217547127:/
unironically will be voting reform
>>217547235ktim
>>217547203Yea yea, the pakistani grooming gangs, we know, horrible
>>217547235Bangladesh thanks you sir
>>217547235Based me too.And I’m not even that much of a rorke.
>>217547161How so?
>>217547244Depressing wages isn't the same as a moral panic
Blimey haven't seen greeknonce in ages, didn't miss him
>>217547158
FOREVER AND EVER
Listening to KEK. Mad how it's the best album of the year
tfw no Greekette wifey
if there was a gay accepting nazi party i'd be all in
Have you lads ever bought anything from CexI feel like everything there is a rip-off
Two thousand years ago I'd have a wife, my own home, and a field to plough
>You can't look jewish
>>217547302Yeah got a PS4 from there about 7 years ago
you can't see california without marlon brando's eyes
>>217547244mad how you freaks genuinely wonder why normal people despise you
>>217547302Only ever sold stuff to them because it was relatively high value and ebay mongs can't be trusted. Would rather get bent over by cex than skanked by abdul on ebay and get fuck all apart from negative rep.
500 years ago the englishers would have raped my wife, stole my cattle and made me pay rent for my own home
>>217547288méritocratie :£
drunk and high and ordered kfc
>>217547262Depressing wages has nothing to do with immigration, it has everything to do with racism, as it breaks up class unity, the only thing that can give us the world>>217547259Because judaism is a religion. Can you tell if an arab is christian if they don't tell you? Can you tell if a german is catholic or protestant?>>217547228Tá mo lamh sa thoin de do mhathair
> Legally changed his name to Zack Polanski to reconnect with his Jewish identity, restoring his family's original surname.lol
Tiocfaidh ár lá
>>217547326what did they actuallly mean by this?
>Because judaism is a religion.
>>217547363Immigration pushes wages down. Are you thick?
>>217547377Klaus Schwab isn't jewish
same 2 images and 1 tranny webm award
me on the bottom
>>217547379he's leftypol, so yes he is thick and he just hates whiteybut you lot are going to waste your time trying to 'debate' him as always
>>217547355Getting the Stranger Things special?
>>217547406rorke
>>217547363>Depressing wages has nothing to do with immigration>Boris Johnson: I imported a billion indians to suppress wages
I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE
O' Rourke getting his car windows put in for playing the soldiers song song during an orange walk
>>217547389he's a crypto kike
>>217547379It really doesn't. I know that in your heart and in your head it seems so, but in reality it isn't so. Wages are depressed FOR the banned-from-life immigrants and the only thing that could improve their lives would be to value our lives more by not allowing their wages to be pitiful, which they are because they are treatted as subhuman in the first.place
>>217547424Allah it's been ages since I thought of this, goddamn
>>217547363>Depressing wages has nothing to do with immigration, it has everything to do with racism, as it breaks up class unity, the only thing that can give us the worldIncorrect on all counts, try actually studying economics if you wish to comment upon it>Because judaism is a religion. Can you tell if an arab is christian if they don't tell you? Can you tell if a german is catholic or protestant?It is an ethnic religion, not sure why you think being disingenuous is worth your while
Guffawing now over "crypto Luigi", what a great fucking name
>>217547437Labour surpluses push wages down. Marx literally wrote on this
>>217547419>I am totally not beinf played like a fiddle by the media! I swear, you are!
… All my power's waste awayI fear the crazed and lonely looksThe mirror's sending me these days, oh-oh
>>217547437Go back
>Wages are depressed FOR the banned-from-life immigrants and the only thing that could improve their lives would be to value our lives more by not allowing their wages to be pitiful, which they are because they are treatted as subhuman in the first.placehe's genuinely gone schizo
>>217547442I actually have studied economics, which are completely unnecessary to make the conclusion I am stating here, but economics actually supports the same conclusion. And I am talking about hardcore neolibs like Mancur Olson etc.
>No you have to accept Ranjeet and his 8 family members>Don't ask why>BECAUSE
>>217547363immigration breaks up class unity but doesn't depress wages? and what effect does unionising have on wages?
Listening to a band which has more than one song about being nonces
remember when mikey tried to prove he could speak gaelic by saying the equivalent of "I need to use the bathroom" which is what every irish kid is forced to say in primary
>>217547480You haven't studied economics, you've read the judeo-schizo writings of Marxist fucktards
>>217547455Marx wrote on this and you didn't understand a thing. That's why, Marx ALSO wrote, the only thing able to keep the proletariat above surface are social struggles. So shut your goddamn mouth fool
>>217547480I don't think you've studied them hard enough
Europe is already dead tbqh
>>217547504Rolling Stones?
>>217547504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
>>217547510>>217547511
>>217547456he said it himself directlynot sure what grand manipulation you think he's playing but he nuked his career and his party doing it
>>217547526kek
>>217547495It's not immigration that breaks up class unity, it's racism, that's what I am saying>>217547510>>217547510I actually have, I know it makes you mad
mikeynomics
>>217547511You're a massive retard if you're defending open border policies of bourgeois establishment parties
Save evropa
immitating an out of body experience using my imaginally augmented perception
Getting desperate in my search for an invite to /the other place/ - I know at least 1 of you whom I've previously got on well with frequents this place :|I've not felt quite as lonely as this for a while - to think I've lost access to my psudo-anonymous community of 12 years, out of the blue. Such a weird experience, I promise to behave if y'all have me again.
>>217547547fucking poo screaming
>>217547522>>217547523MudhoneyAlso I don't listen to any gay YouTube links from here
>>217547539SC
>>217547539Orwellian
Bonvole alsendi la pordiston.Lausajne estas rano en mia bideo.
>>217547541yes, brown people are very racist and love to only hire brown people which they can exploit because brown people also like to race each other to the bottom instead of unionising
>>217547556You seem to be a bit obsessed with me.
>>217547549get a grip mate
>>217547573fucking poo screaming
>>217547573is that a bad thing?
Need most of you committed to a mental health ward, preferably the same ward as Tim Byrne so he can fellate the lot of you
og cap reality...we are just living in it
>Why yes, my bleeding heart wants to allow unlimited illegal immigration in a country of people who despise migrants>This will surely win us votes
Lads The post count
any Eliza man in?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-KjqouQYTc
>>217547614We're going till 500
>>217547614We're still on page 4, I don't give a shit
catberg wont sleep unless i let him get under the blanket
>>217547614this ones going to 999
need locking up me need putting in chains me need removing from society me
>how do I plan on financing my open borders scheme?>don't ask silly questions
>>217547636have sex
Sir Joe Mcdonnell
We should just genetically engineer the wogs out of existence Most of them would be happy to be turned white
>>217547630corrrrrrrrr catberg snug as a bug get in
>>217547649>>217547649>>217547649
just wanked. now eating eggs
>>217547658Bit early
>>217547664yeah? suck me fucking fat one m8
>>217547363Fuair sí bás tuilleadh le fiche bliain ó shin, ceapaim go bheadh sin aindleathach go cinnte.
