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this is me
Eggnog keeps giving me the shits but I’m not letting a widdle upset tummy tell me what i can and cant drink
I look like this
>>217548617what happened to ur hand bro
they got married. and more kissing of course
>>217548629cybernetically enhanced mercenaries tossed me through a plate glass window
>>217548518Slovenia I kneel! What a song. Saved and Downloaded!
>>217548628
>>217548652>*sweats profusely*
Stop criticizing my reddit9k threads.
>>217548682ayo what kanye doin!!
>>217548667thanks, bro, I've saved several of your recs in the last weeks too
This nigga is seriously watching Hallmark movies.
canadian pop gorls be the best
>>217548704This was like a trip, who is this guy? I've never heard of him..What a great song, truly.
I loved Alien: Earth and I'm glad it got another season, I used to be a big sci-fi reader but I hated all the American sci-fi shows save this one
>You was at the club (Opera version)
>>217522207
>>217548760he was a folk singer-songwriter who suddenly switched over the funk for the last three albums (listen to the entirety of Greetings From L.A.) but the latter two were sort of shit, then he died of an O.D. at 27 in the early 70's, standard stuff for the period. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUQnkTkGx7w
>>217548772what do you like about it? i've never seen it, only alien and aliens. i know i saw alien 3 once, but i don't count that because i had the flu or something and i woke up halfway through it.
If you go to Whistler in Canada you will meet Australians like they're a fucking plague
>>217548804Jason? Who's that loser?I'm going to go right now to see who that is, did you know that I was 2 and a half weeks of sparring in a boxing gym and that there I was nicknamed "the Salsita" because I never said? Well, you know, go and tell your friend Jason. Besides, what kind of name is that? haha sounds completely oligophrenicWhy don't we make a fight at Super Smash Bros to see who's the most chingonsito? I know he's been talking about me behind my back like a coward and he's not a little cock like mewhy is that guy a little cock
>>217548264Race and class? Who will you sex?
taking my socks off now
>>217548841when I was in Fernie a few years ago there were australians all over the place.
>>217548864*sniff*ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
started picking up clothes I see on the street so I can use them to experiment and hone my sewing skillsthis is what a necromancer or mad scientist feels like
>>217548814strong characters - the Musk stand-in, the sweaty black guy, Raylan Givens, as I live and breathecolorful cinematographythe !Nostromo episodegenerally good plot resolution despite wonky logic (like when robot girl says Now we rule! and !Musk laughs with delight)
The dinner
>>217548898there's poop in your milk
>>217548914No there isn't. Grow up.
>>217548882that's pretty based
>>217548898Greens
>>217548927I can literally see it. are you blind or something, unc?
>>217548841they like to ski and that is one of their preferred destinations yeah
>>217548864i can only take my right one off. i don't know what's wrong with my left foot, but it has such dry, flaky skin that if i take my sock off, it's like snow. i don't know how it happened or why it's only that one. my right foot is totally fine and normal. it's weird.
>>217548808Bro this guy is so good, kind of sounds black at times lol, very interesting voice. I'll check his other stuff.
>>217548954>my left footgood movie
>>217548898I had a leftover casserole, having my post dinner coffee rn
>>217548938Don't need em>>217548940Act your age, nephew
>>217548977You need greens. Grow up.
>>217548958Also, I listened to him because his album Starsailor is the closest equivalent to Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica, of which I've got a Yugoslav pressing on vinyl and knew all the lyrics to when I was 18
Last time I reinstalled Windows I forgot to backup the most recent thing I'd downloaded (the complete discography of Lush in FLAC) and I was pretty disappointed in myself
we got some real music nerds here. me? I just listen to the hits
>>217548993You need to mind your own business, Karen.
>>217549025Grow up.
>>217549021Grow up.
>>217549037Grow up.
>>217549052Act your age.
There's alotta bots here atm
guests are still here
>>217549065>t. bot
Is it gay to fall in love with another man and force yourself to do gay shit you don't enjoy to please him
>>217549021same. i'm always amazed people pay for spotify premium. just its free mode, you can direct. i grew up listening to the radio. and i don't mean in the car. can you imagine as a kid, if you could think of a song and pow! there it is?! i don't care about the ads, i've been immune since forever. it still feels like a miracle to me. if i think of a song, i can tap my phone, and it's on, and a dozen like it following.
I stole a Canadian's mozzarella sticks earlier
>>217549075just get a girlfriend like everybody else stop being a creep
>>217549058Grow up.
What if you have a gay friend and you just help him cum by letting him touch you even though you don't enjoy it. Maybe you give him nudes, because you know how much you would appreciate it if a hot girl did that for you
>>217549068Oh, bud, eh, fixing up a rogan josh dinner, are we?
Realistically I don't think there's more than 1 billion people on Earth
>>217549080I actually didn't listen to music on purpose until I was well into my 20's and even then it was just pandora random for a little while
>>217549075no
>>217549082I let you steal them because I think you're so cute
Feel betrayed momberg said she was going to cook Tacos but just went to bed I'm fucking starving
>>217549075if you loved him you'd enjoy doing gay shit for him even if it's emasculating, duh
>>217548603got that Consuela body type.
>>217549099I also think the population numbers are inflated
But seriously, a thing about zoomer posters is that they refuse to accept the rule of 'Every repost is a repost of a repost', they'll call you out on it
Why are they like this?
>>217549004>of which I've got a Yugoslav pressing on vinyl and knew all the lyrics to when I was 18Yeah I think you told me this, very lucky. I don't get Beefheart much but there's 3 songs I like from the a album. It's the ones that have a structure ect lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXfcfZL0SSs
>>217549094I’m not attractive so this wouldn’t happen to me, even for gaysYou would be gay as hell for agreeing to this thoughProbably suck dih on the dl within a month
My sister is easily 450lbs
>>217548682The original xenomorph was a black guy
>>217549114make a sandwich you goober.
>>217549144First Nationer?
>>217549144my sister is close to 300
>>217549152I don't eat sandwiches
>>217549144ozempic her ass
>>217549124Incestbait so coomers sub to the OF
>>217549150that's not why I posted that, but I know that
why are all of you obese
>>217549111thanks lol. new pic btw :)
>>217549176I've been slowly losing weight for a year
>>217549160care to butter some toast? melt a piece of cheese upon it perhaps? are you able to open the refrigerator on your own and eat a piece of salami? just flipping eat something, guy. surprised you haven't woke your mother up to do the captcha for you.
>>217549176this is what the outside looks like
>>217549175When I see a cute gothy "alt" chick in the bar or the club I always play this, works every fucking time lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KTZzMD7ZFc
>>217549207I miss this
>>217549175He only acted in one movie, Alien, rejected to be in the sequel, then died without ever acting again at like 38 years old. Dumb ahhh nigga honestly
>>217549128well I was never into heavily rhythmic stuff, I like The Message better than this track that samples it. But check this out, two tracks from my fav 70 rock band that sort of bridge soft rock and noise pophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-1Qn2QAF4chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sIdTI18lCU
>>217549198i found donuts im good now
>>217549176I gym
>>217549217He had a health condition bro that's why he was shaped like an alien
>>217549207Japan has stroads like this outside the big cities but they still aren't morbidly obese
what's poppin
redditjeet vs jason cooking
evens i stay up to watch kino casino odds i lay down and watch tv
>>217549228He was just freakishly tall, his only condition was sickle-cell but every other black African has that.
Fell asleep
What's my age again
>>217549226glad you found the bush aflame, moses.
>>217549256blinkbro...
any women enjoyers here?
>>217549230they're built like a house of cards because all they eat is seafood and rice.
>>217549265burgers live around these and claim they suffer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fp0aTedjwI
why does balatro drain so much god damn battery life
>>217549248Don't worry so much about money, worry about when they start killing reporters
>>217549211well it just might be that every generation from now on will have its take on Ladytron
>>217549286sam hydedoes everyone just post stuff youtubers have said?
>>217549295*Does the evolution of dance*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ff53Vc-ZDc
>>217549323DAMN DANIEL
>>217549271They LOVE goyslop thoughbeit
>>217549286I wish journalists would die
>>217549221Wishbone rulz, glad I was in the thread when you posted that band. >>217549288Track gets an amazing reaction every time, it's like a cheat code. I've been playing this alot but I will post the original for you cause you said you aint a high rhythm dace guy. This also gets a good reaction every timeeHere's the originalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z56mTKtXgc8Here's what I play, you may like this also cause it's more percussive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2u74J94ylY
>>217549334anyone remember Daniel the Persian from L.A., that was a fine poster
I have a technical question for y'all tomorrow when I wake up
>>217549356>that was a fine posterNot really
>>217549367>YOU KNOW WHAT THE MIDWEST IS?
This better just be separate outfits on earth vs in orbit or something.
>>217549353I'm a fan of Saharan music, gnawa and Ali Farka Toure, and the only blues I like is the most primal country blues that sort of sounds like that
>>217549387pedo game
you ever wish you had a gf
>>217549413yeah all the time
Persist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwlX1rwBg98
>>217549413To an unhealthy degree.
>>217549411Grow up.
>1 hour 48 minute Tor's cabinet of curiositiesOh yeah it's kino time
>>217549265oh man... i resent the phrase "beer goggles", i can see. i've never regretted a woman's figure. what has sent me reeling was their lack of hygiene. let me tell you. you think you're a slob? that you don't take good care of yourself? i guarantee, you and however and wherever you live is better than your average bar girl. they actually got me out of the nightly lifestyle. i was at a lady's apartment and narrowly missed either a dog or cat i don't know turd on the carpet. i said i had to leave and she was like, "oh, are you feeling sick? you can sleep here?" and i was like no, there's animal shit on your floor. i had to get a ride back. good riddance to all that.
i'm learning stuff about canada that only canadians know
>>217549444stop being a chomo
>>217549436>>217549353https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvjXMiXzM3o
>>217549465She's a 900 year old AI, Karen.
>>217549473she looks like a 9 year old girl you pedophile faggot
why dont you just start streaming video games? if you were a popular video game streamer you'd have gamer bitches on your dick 24/7 and infinite money from donations
>>217549401>Ali Farka ToureYes I've heard this guy, good stuff. It really is very primal bluesy.>>217549471>>217549436I like this
Living near minorities (hispanics, blacks, indians) genuinely feels like you're in prison
>>217549520It doesn't just feel like it, that's exactly where you are.
>>217549515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Ff_O62pUs1978
just found out about the large community of axel braun porn parody reviewers on letterboxd
>>217549367>wheres a place in Chicago that has:>no minorities>no gangs>has an ivy league college>no homeless population>has ocean access>no democrat representatives>has a gay bar
>>217549513I don't have any charisma and I'm not very good I'd be one of those stream for 600 days 4 viewer andy's at best
>>217549531Brian is king!
>>217549553The trick is to make your friends and family watch and interact with you until you can replace them with strangers
i was streaming one time and one guy came in and typed in chat so i closed the stream and never streamed again
>>217549567nowadays I only listen to new age, ambient, krautrock stuff when I'm not drunk cause the same old riffs, lyrics, really grate on me. I should find some not heavily beat-based techno too cause that's an evolution of krautrock. Feel free!
>>217549597hey listen to this https://youtu.be/gecDNiRC0cI
drinking eggnog
>>217549387black spats were considered too lewd?
>>217549615I just knew there wasn't gonna be a solo. Fkn weebs!
Beatle Ringo Starr appears on stream and streamer has no idea who he is
We were talking about Chaka Khan the other day This is my favorite, absolute 10/10 banger. Vocal performance is out of this world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_gkTyIHog4
My dinner was a chicken burger and a hot dog
I am excited for Pragmata truly
>>217549673pedo spotted
>>217549663i have started integrating frozen meatballs in my recipes as low effort protein add. i'm not happy with it. or i need to buy higher quality meatballs. the cheap meatballs (cheapest the grocery store sells) always have gristle in them.
>>217549658a definite build-up to the orgasmic synth-funk of Ain't Nobody. But even closer that absolute gem is this imo:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3baxfCo040
rewatched fallout season one. hope s2 is just as good
>>217549687Grocery store meatballs are so grim. I would rather have chicken nuggets.
Any other dude gang weeders in the house?
>>217549701The show is ass and you have shit taste.
>>217549673I watched the game awards yesterday and I think Geoff has been drinking but also that Expeditions 33 is fucking SHIT! I watched it for the Total War 40k reveal, but that was also SHIT! And let me tell you last year it was all SHIT!
Bait or mental illness. Call it
>>217549706always>>217549701I did too, it's a good show
>>217549706weed is not cool or sexy grow up kid
>>217549708who's a good contrarian boy? who's my good boy?
https://youtu.be/5xjQf05aLOwthread theme
>>217549721It's cool that I'm having sexy time with you mom if she has another kid I'm leaving her ass though
>>217549724Most level-headed redditor when someone disagrees with him
>>217549597A lot of people like Boards of Canada, that's sort o f an easier listen version with electronic undertones. At the moment I can't think of anything because my brain is scrambled from all the tracks but If I remember anything I'll post. >>217549689I've heard Ain't Nobody too many times, my mother used to play it alot when I was a kid, It's a great song but I've heard it too much. >Street Life classicHere's something I played at a gallery opening. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaVEooJ-pVI
>>217549738your retarded weed brain really thought this reply was clever
pot heads need to be driven out of /cum/
BROOOOOOCHILL YOU'RE STRESSING ME OUT MAN... I NEED A SMOKE BREAK BRO... CHILL...
I wish I had a cute girl in bed with me so I could have fun with her instead of conversing with you bores
anime pedotroons need to be driven out of /cum/
boobs are so great honestly
>>217549721What if he's not doing it because he thinks it's cool or sexy? What if he does it because it makes him feel good?
>>217549780Tits are the greatest thing ever created by God.
>>217549780I like how they put her in the ugliest dress ever designed rather than let her show one inch of cleavage and it still didn't work
>>217549788all glory to God, pbuh or something
>>217549724Liking the show is the contrarian opinion
>>217549784being high doesn't feel good you have been tricked by tv and movies into thinking that
>>217549780She should have shown them but ultimately I respect that she didn't/
>>217549746reminds me of one of my fav songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCCWqYfZVi0
>>217549772I've come to the conclusion that girls will never initiate not even if they make it extremely obvious they are interested in you
Feet are better
>>217549814she does seem to be one of the few ladies in Hollywood who didn't whore herself out completely, she has a certain class to her that I enjoy
Can't remember if I coomed 2day or notNot sure if I drank any water either
Christina has aged pretty well desu desu senpaitaichi
>>217549891theoretically if you drink nothing but beer your cum will be alcoholic and you could make cum snooters(do not recommend doing this, theory only)
>>217549904she fatshe weightymmm-mmmbut ayo you best not be there when she sit down
looks like have to settle for a cheaper lego set because momberg is refusing to spend $140 on me
>>217549817That's good. Here's another secret gem I played for the art fags.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY320Jk82i4>>217549864Honestly good for her, and she's not a bad actress at all, I bet she got plenty of offers.
>>217549925
Sister-chan asked if I wanted anything for Christmas, I said all I wanted from her was a hug
>>217549952this is so me
>>217549931Damn this folder has absolute bangers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmlNVOxM1W4
>>217549961you should have said you wanna get up in her guts
Pomni looks so good in her swim trunks
I decided to buy some 5 year t-notes.
*rears up to see what that canadian is doing*
>>217549987killed the thread award
>>217550033dis nigga think he a meerkat
>>217550035Yah, I should’ve bought some crypto instead. What’s the best coin right now?
wish i had bought bitcoin in 2011
>>217550067yeah and i fucking wish i bought nvidia ten years agomight as well wish to win the lottery
>>217550075I wish to win the lottery.
I wish for a wife
>>217550111me fucking too idiot
i wish i made a wise investment that would net me millions like bitcoin in 2011
>>217549630It's weird because spats are supposed to be the non-lewd option and now the Karens at Wokecom want to censor even those.....
I made millions in bitcoin. money doesn't buy happiness.
I got a thing for ass slappingIf I'm watching a video of a girl showing off her ass, or jiggling or rubbing it it does nothing for me. But she second she smacks it and I hear that sound I turn into a rabid slobbering dog
>>217550111I knew a man that won the lottery. His only daughter turned out a junkie cause it was the 90s, heroin needles on every fucking corner, and then he died of a heart attack in his 50's
>anon, I need to experiment on you>for the good of mankindwwyd?
>>217550145Should have lifted
>>217550145A cautionary tale
>>217550154it's not, but it's the stuff of a short story, like one by Roald Dahl by adults.
paused my podcast while high and then couldn't figure out why they stopped talking
>>217550140*braces for BBC comments*
>>217550175weedtards think this is cool or funny
Don't know what to wear.
I've noticed 4chan is slower to update and show new posts since they closed for maintenance on Tuesday. Not very impressed so far, I expect much quicker refresh rates for my free anime website. DO. BETTER. MOOT.
>>217550145Found something for you while digging through the foldershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XamiYltYvcMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMFUl8gEvUUSlow Attack Ensemble - Music for Turntable, Guitars and Sampled InstrumentsThe whole album is great if you are into that kind of stuff.
>>217550175I never listen to podcasts because they don't have anything to say, they're just farming ad money>>217550154well, you know what I meant
>>217550186one hiromoot is incompetent and full of dumb opinionstwo i havent noticed anything so it's probably just (you)
Beer and cheese. Thoughts?
>>217550207Need crackers
>>217550202don't fucking gaslight meNOTHING GIVES YOU THAT RIGHT
>>217550186>MOOTBANZAI! BANZAI TENNO!
>>217550211...crackers will be there
>>217550207Wisconsin
>>217550223lum'sbra?
>>217550207>>217550211Beer, cheese, crackers, and some S M O K E D M E A T S are hella based Christmas fare. Gonna pick up some sausage and fancy cheese tomorrow.
>>217550188this is good going to sleep music, it has a real spark to it, like that old pre-Dance German electronica
Business idea: Online only grocery store. Basically the same as a regular store, but it’s easier to squeeze every penny like instacart does.>b-but normal stores already do thatYah, and they do it terribly. Focused efficiency will kill the competition.
>>217550232lubenica!
why dont you just vibe with some girls
>>217550265I'm alone
>>217550212haaaaai own your ass
>>217550247First track, Early Dawning is such a beautiful composition, gives me really weird nostalgic vibes. The whole album is great. Btw I'm finding uber gem/jams Check this outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkgpunQgvUE
>>217550265That doesn't sound like much fun
>>217550258lum'sbra is from wisconsin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN5hSvu1dzw&list=RDfN5hSvu1dzw&start_radio=1
>>217550196shan't say which one it is but its just two small time game reviewers talking its a nice noise filler and they don't even do ads, its literally just two friends talking about games and they publish it on the internet for fun and only a few hundred listens/views per episode they're not making any money off me they're just filling the parasocial void
lets get into the christmas spirit folks
>>217548603
>>217550330I am so lonely i could die
How much alike we arePerhaps we're long lost brothersWe even think the sameYou know there may be othersWe can always use a friendThis family just keeps growingThis family doesn't have to end
bit idea: fat guy who claims to be icecream sexual and the flag he makes for it is just neopolitan ice cream stripes
I have a dining table in my bed room.
>>217550337https://youtu.be/lELW8JuJxcU
>>217550289for me it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpG4XApJ28
>>217550207hell yeah
>>217550381I remember watching a show on VH1 as a kid where they try to bring back together bands who broke up to do a final performance or something. This was one of the bands.
Listening to Type O Negative right now.
Genuinely so bored
>>217550410wanna play twenty questions? i won't cheat.
Yall ain't shit
>>217550423SureI'm thinking of something
>>217550425I know you are but what am i
>>217550403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qkZay85fjEthis was my fav song when I was 14
>>217550410Play twenty questions with ChatGPT.
Angelica's mother was a mentally ill pillhead bitch, Angelica probably has an Onlyfans now. Chuckie is a soy boy. Tommy is probably a liberal faggot who likes open borders and works in immigration law. Dill is probably a twink stripper.Phil and Lil are probably genderqueer, Lil was always dykish so they're likely both trans.
>>217550431is it organic?
>>217550439Yes
>>217550446does it walk on two legs?
>>217549706hell yeah
>>217550455No
>>217550464is it something that could be a pet?
>>217550455Does he heff face? Does he heff hends? No? Then it wasn't us!
>>217550474No
>>217550481can you cook with it?
>>217550403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyuRCbLaUWIalso, this
>>217550484No
>>217550435I had a reggae phase when I first started smoking weed in high school but it never went past Marley and the other famous guy Peter something.
>>217550410boredom is good, according to that guy who says we should leave easy distractions behind and focus on difficult personal projects
>>217550497wait, i'm losing track, how many questions have i asked... one two three four, okay fifth. do you need to water it?
>>217550523No
>>217550527does it function as a fertilizer?
Weed is bad news, stick to beer.
so dadberg asked uncberg for the ps3 and uncberg told him that he gave it to auntberg so now he has to ask her
>>217550534UmWell technically it could but I'm going to say no
>>217550508I'm a big reggae fanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U79o7qwul48
>>217550543is it something excreted?
theres a cozy rain coming down and im in bed at 1 am
>>217550555No
>there are zoomoids on this board with retarded gamer fathers fighting over vintage gaming systemschrist in heaven
>>217550562Why is unc so mad
>>217550560does it prefer sunlight?
>>217550570I'm not sure
>>217550567don't sass me boy
>>217550552I play this a lot at the beach, nothing gets people in the mood like when I play this one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxL0piuiIrgThere's something about afro elements that just hits the right spot rhythm wise.
>>217550576can it blink at you?
>>217548603>quit my job>everyone starts messaging me asking if I'm okay>managers, coworkers, friends, family members>everyone asks "is everything OK?" "Are you alright?", "let me know if you need to talk I'm here for you"I really think everyone around me assumes I'm on the verge of comitting suicide or something. Like everyone always treats me with kiddie gloves. Idk I've always got the impression people pity me or feel bad for me. I guess I'm just that ugly and social retarded that it makes people feel bad for me. Meh
>>217550589Yes
there was a Nip developer said those who can't input the prompts for my game don't deserve to play games but you know that guy is yellow and eats rice with seaweed, really
>>217550595is it scaly?
I'm a man who appreciates a good nip slip. The side boob is also highly underrated.
i`m addicted to chinese slop
type o negative is twink music
>>217550606Yes
>>217550613does it have *any* legs?
>>217550621Yes
>>217550611nigga sybau
>>217550629does it have a wide snout?
>>217550648No
>>217550615
>>217550650then i formally guess, partially because we're out of time, an alligator.
>>217550654Sorry, it was stegosaurusWas fun though, thanks
>>217550664ah! i was narrowing in on it.
