rorkes gambit edition
>>217554207No i kurwa dobrze
How many Poles are in the UK? As a Brit, do you see them everyday? Are they a common sight?Do they speak English fluently or have a broken English?
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1765557686642180.webm
>>217557363oh yeah?name 20
Rorke in 2015:>POLES OUT!!!Rorke in 2025:>W-Wait, let’s not be s-so hasty!!
>>217557395>>W-Wait, let’s not be s-so hasty!!who are you quoting? it's not rorke
>>217554207how can poland be having an economic resurgence without millions of african immigrants making number go up?i'm so confused
poles outpakis insimple as
>>217557381all the north american ones
its easy to speak doric scots you just have to be a 90 year old farmer with mild dementia and a speech impediment aye a och loch feen a wean on tyme u ken??
>>217557333Nice
>>217556357when i was in school we had a polish boy in my year and my mum was friends with a polish womannot loads but you'd see them here and theretheir food is fucking weird though. cakes with salmon in and all sorts
>>217557395they're all human sewage who need to go back
>>217557367not a dead language theres children today speaking doric
>>217557411the secret:
arsed up my life entirely
>>217557413>millions of african immigrantswell they have asian immigrants
>>217556357don't know but if anyone stayed there at this day and age they're retards
time to give ninja gaiden 4 a second chance
>>217557395Eh? Literally no one wants Poles back kek
>>217557427Its not easy thats the point its the closest thing Scottish has to its own language
>>217557417i knew you'd say thatand to be honest you're not wrong but anglo culture is cooler than most of them so swings and roundabouts
having a watch /brit/ related watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvo1pGrumuU
>>217557476>its the closest thing Scottish has to its own languageIt's literally just English with a heavy accent and slang
adam adamski the 20 year old zoomer from peterborough son of a polish berry picker that came over here in 2005 accidentally reveals himself on /brit/
>>217557479looks like the £1 cupcakes from home bargains
I love SAGGERS
>>217557503imagine taking your gfs bra for the first time and seeing that
>>217557333she can drain my spunk if that helps
>>217557520grow up
So they're just slaves to capital with no loyalty to any country. Got it.
never touched a bra. Wouldn't know how to undo one.
>>217557479why you posting your ex's nudes on 4chan mate
what the fuck is gorpheus doing?
>>217557486Swedish and Danish are mutually intelligible and share words and they're considered different languages
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_births
Hung out with Jeffrey Epstein back in the day as a representative of /brit/
mouse is too sensitiveif i push the button to reduce sensitivity it goes downif i try to push the button to increase the sensitivity it's too high
>>217557545Whats doric mutually intelligible with? Oh right nothing because its not a language at all and shares no language family group
>>217557537They have hooks
When I was in my teens my mate let me undo her bra so I've got a bit of practice
>>217557479fix your gyno brit bro
>>217557557mine keeps melting down when I push his buttons
>>217557542some cunts will do anything for a crumb of attention on /brit/. mental.
>>217557547Perfectly legal at the end of the day in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland of course to shag 16 year olds
lmaoWhere are they all going to go when climate change ruins Africa. That's just one country.
>>217557546im team china, lesser of the evils and all that and i feel they will show mercy to the white race
>>217557575let him shag the horse
>>217557591chang
>>217557537You hold the clasp and twist to unhook, it's nearly the same action as clicking your fingers
>>217554207it's more a Polish rise than a British decline. we're stagnating if anything.their PPP GDP per capita went from something like 35% of ours twenty years ago to 80% now.
>>217557547well you didn't do a very good job because this place is full of virgins
Does porn actress divorce in your cunt ?
1 white is worth more than a million jeets
does porn actress become pregant in your cunt ?
>>217557589they'll probably come here because we won't be able to send them loads of aid because our country will be no more prosperous than nigeria
>>217557455Uzbeks are good people and their women are beautiful.
>>217557611this desulife in pooland is pretty good at the moment. even the ones that were doomed to hospitality or warehouse work in britain can get a well paying wfh corporate emails job with private medical cover.
>>217557573WE
>>217557565Yeah fair enough we should just let it die and replace it with mle and igbo wog gibberish
Next door neighbour has been getting my gf’s name wrong for the 3 years we’ve lived here and it’s pretty much too late to correct her now. Just had a Christmas card through with the wrong name on it
>>217557666Thats a very fair and normal, very balanced response we've all come to expect from Scottish people.
Doric the dwarf from runescape
i hate christmas
>>217557697grow up
no clue what peter and dudley is about on the steve coogan and rob brydon the trip is about
>>217557684tell your neighbour she's changed her name
Does porn actress think they are high iq in brit ain ?
>>217557697>Christmas in summerYou don't even know what Christmas is
>>217557702From an Alan Bennett play
>>217554207Meanwhile the man who said we need less hardworking Poles and more migrants from the Commonwealth countries of Africa and India is now leading the polls and being touted as the man to stop said migrationFunny that
>>217557701na na nanana
4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-fr):has(.file):has-text(porn)
>>217557715I clearly lack culture then
>Greens to punish male members who correct women
the cat saw me throwing up and she lacked any sort of sympathyjust miaowed then walked off
hi
>>217557735She's a whore like keisha grey brit bro ?
>>217557714i dont believe for a second that winter christmas is anywhere near as comfy irl as it is in the moveis. britains not a winter wonderland its a grim rainy shitholenot to mention the fact we get time off for the holidays DURING SUMMER!!!!!! we literally physically cannot suffer
Wonder what medieval girl feet were like
Wathing gary eats
Keisha grey is screaming at us on X brit bros.Not my fault if she's fat and sick. No need to be genius to know aids was the risk of her job...
>>217557766most reddit post so far
>>217557766That’s Rorke done yet a bloody gain
>>217557766you're telling me you wouldn't want to spend your christmas day in this?
>>217557546there's roughly 8 million whites being born FYI
Hope a gas leak kills 80% of my household
>>217557780literally how
>>217557734>the ultimate beta white knight makes dozens of pearl clutching videos, explodes in popularity, and then immediately disappears after being exposed as a noncewe need another one of this fella
great shit stain
the co-op irresistible crisps are lovely
me = smelly
One day of toil left this year
Christmas Day in England is comfy. The rest is totally grim. Cold, wet, dark days. Everyone immediately sinking into depression after New Years is over. On the flipside, Australian winters have nothing to break up the shitness. Thankfully it's not quite as cold and grim. Half the country doesn't even experience a winter.
>>217557807he was a homosexual as well I recalla noncer of young boy bottoms
SAARhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g66nll48do
cor get that gentle breeze on Christmas felt Rorke
does porn actress end up in army in your cunt ?
doing shots of soy sauce
Eating a goyburger
>>217557864light or dark?
I'll be here christmas dayCrack of dawnPosting bradleys
>>217557859go back to whichever pedophile infested euro general you crawled out of you horrid reptile of a man
>>217557871>>217557864Explain this brit bro
morning piss was perfectly normalmorning poo was the consistency of mud and bright orange going to put up the christmas tree now and get on the wine about 2 o clock
new ios looks genuinely awful
>>217557891Fuck up.
>>217557851Messy
>>217557903been unable to install it as I havent got enough storage
>>217557889Melly christmasMELLY CHRISTMAS MR BRIT BRO
I bought a lifetime license for a gta mod menu but now it’s dead that’s so unfair
>>217557849>Australian winters have nothing to break up the shitnessChristmas is right at the start of Winter so it doesn't even break up anything. If anything it signifies the peak before the massive plummet depression of January - April
>>217557903Is this the glass one? Took a while to get used to desu
>>217557826the salt and vinegar cuts your mouth up perfectly
i'll probably be here on christmas day depends if i feel like playing video games instead
My ideal woman? A man dressed up in womens clothing and he has BPD as well
>43k in my ISA>20k in my chase 4.5% saver>25k in an atom bank 5 year fixed rate account i got 5.5% on 2 years ago>5k in my current accountnot quite sure how i've accumulated so much money when i only earn 40k a year but feeling #blessed rn
>>217557937ok
>>217557941Mate we do not care
>>217557940ok
>>217557941gonna feel like a twat when you die at 45
>>217557333umm corrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>217557963grow up
>>217557295Interesting. A disproportionate share of the early settlers of Canada came from areas such as the Highlands and Islands, Northern Ireland, and the Glasgow area (see: Canada’s 1st PM Sir John A. Macdonald, and 2nd PM Alexander Mackenzie). They all had a subtle influence on the nascent Canadian dialect in such a way that I find it rather easy to understand the aforementioned dialects, which are sometimes classified as nearly incomprehensible by others; I was surprised that many people had trouble understanding the Limmy Show, for instance. Evidently, we must not have received many settlers from the other side of Scotland, as this Doric dialect was almost completely incomprehensible to me. My comprehension was about as bad as if I’d been listening to another Germanic language, like being able to pick out the odd word in Dutch or Swedish.
>>217557963https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1765573478930007.webm
my precious little umpkins
holding hands with the dog on the setteeshe's probably the only creature on this earth that enjoys my company
>>217557941this was me when i still lived with my parents, soon changes when you move out
>>217557941Pretty similar to me desu. Saving and investing gives me such a weird pleasure.
>>217557937
>>217557976The Husdon Bay Company was staffed primarily by Orcadians at one point also
>>217557941>5 year fixed ratelocking up your money for 5 years is stupid
is /tv/ like /a/ where they turn a blind eye to tits?
>>217557928Midwinter for me is the winter solstice.
>>217557941
>>217557971>>>/lgbt/ is that way>>217557977noice
>>217558017not when the rates are 5.5%, landlords take all the additional risk and work for an extra 4%
>>217558021it's like /brit/ where certain stuff stays up because janny wanny likes it
>>217558034I'm not the one announcing my dream 'male'
>>217557837working til the 23rd myself
goji berries taste ass
got about 60k methinking about buying an investment property
>>217557937I'll be here as my family live 1000 miles away
>>217558060why do you type like a... you know
I have 23 pence in my savings account
>>217558021They delete it and ban if they catch it. But if you're in a thread of sound posters and no one reports it then it stays up unless big J finds it in the wild himself.
>>217558061buy a dedicated domain for your blog why not
nth for the gyaldem
3 grand away from fully offsetting the mortgage
he approaches
frying onions before i put them in the stew.
whats wrong with these people
>>217558106ok
>the mortgage
I came to the UK to do a PhD in 2008. Stayed for a couple of postdocs, then managed to get a faculty position in 2014 but left after a year for better pay a year later. Biomed is still doing okay, but my employer in particular is in trouble so I accepted a generous voluntary redundancy payment - six months salary, over £40k in my case, £30k of it tax free. With my other investments and savings I have over £200k, plus another £150k in house equity I'll likely liquidate at some point. I've decided to use that as a runway start a business in my field.Most of my contacts and clients are in the UK, but I'll be incorporating in Poland and likely moving myself to be tax resident there, all due to the taxes being much lower and the environment for growing small businesses being much better.
>>217558106escortlad...
six sevennnnnn :P
>>217558126renties keep moving
>>217558128Blog on pal
>>217554207mental how they all look like they have problems
>>217558128ok
>>217558134
new black routes at Freeklime, York lads
>>217558128can i have a job
>>217558061Don't know where you live, but if you plan on having a child at least investment properties will give them somewhere to live without them waiting for you to die. Grim new world.
my personal opinion of women:
murder everyone you know
>>217558092>fully offsetting the mortgagein english doc
ordered a Grinching for tonight. Kid's are so excited
>>217558134howl
>>217558171no they don't
>>217558198literal ai slop
Eva lovia ruined her life
>>217558195>but if you plan on having a childhaha yeah... if I have a child...
>>217558198seen this webm about 30 times in the past weekget some new content i beg you
>>217558128not reading any of this pal
how do we restore modesty to British women
>>217558198FUCK YOU AI NIGGAS
thoroughly demonic dreams lately ladsmight be possessed pray for my soul
>>217558250see>>217558227
>>217558274
>>217558250import 5000000000000000000000000 muslims
mental how eating crisps is just eating a potato flavoured replacement of thing
thinking of starting various insta/tik tok accounts that focus on ai satisfying contentbelieve this could be quite lucrative
>>217558250why would we do that
1 hour left before the Ai ban the brit bros
Hearing rumours that Escortmong sent that text from last night to the Escort that is ghosting him
>>217558298this is every food ever you retatd
>>217558250I'm sure the kids looking off to the side have nothing to do with looking to adults for approval.
folk...
>>21755830010 years too late brit bro
>>217558324not really
>>217558207Banks offer offset accounts here which don't pay interest, but any money saved in them is deducted from the money owing on a mortgage saving you interest on repayments. A fully offset mortgage reduces your interest repayments to 0 and means you're in a position to fully pay the mortgage whenever.
did you act on your desires during your bi curious phase and try gay stuff lads?
>>217558331obviously these accounts exist but I reckon I could do it better
>>217557573>>217558250which class would you rather attend?
>>217558308yeah im sure people book escorts via discord retard
off to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvNGJsBzvfoyachty went insane on this
being a person is too much effort can someone just keep me as a pet? i don't need human rights
>>217558327White people brit bro
>>217558346yeah "accidentally" walked in on my dad in the shower once
>>217558358im not on about no Discord
>>217558346sucked a few of my mates off during my school days
>>217558371son....
>*votes for a rock*>the rock losesif only I voted and wished for a hard place instead
>>217558316this was the best era of AI
>>217558061That’s like 7k gbp lmao
>>217558226get them shagged
>>217558391no it isn't it's more than that
>>217558389Brit era is here !
>>217558371folk...
>583 men challengeseems an oddly specific number. I'd have gone with the 1000 men challenge or perhaps the 500 men challenge but hey that's why they make the big bucks, they understand what's best
having bottled my last interview of the year yesterday I can officially confirm I have spent all of 2025 jobless
Cease your profanity
POST GOOD MUSICIN HONNOR OF BRIThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuM7Ey8iG4o&t=14
>>217558423Last time I had a job was 2022
>>217557770Nice and soft i reckon
got snoopy ears
>>217558423you must have evil freak incel vibes mate
>>217558405imagine checking in hospital and being like "my minge hurts, i shagged 500 men and it feels sore"
Any "but who was phone?" man in
been employed since 2017 me
>>217558405the gay community laughs at the rookie numbers women brag about
>>217558447BE STRONG BRIT BRO !
>>217558447>checking in hospitalFOY
gnoshing on a knob
never been employed in my entire life
>>217558466This brit bro
right then whats your chinese order for tonight then
>>217558423>>217558431get on the forklifts lads
>>217558490dog
are gays really that promiscuous why tho
rorke after a negative comment
>>217558490kung po chicken with fried rice please mate. few spring rolls and a pot of curry as well. may as well get a bag of chips with it. and some sausage. got to have some prawn crackers as well
>>217558012I was about to share an interesting Scotland-related anecdote that a friend related to me from a history of the Pemmican War that he’d read; a war between the HBC and North West Company, which resulted in their eventual forced merger (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemmican_War). I went to double check that I had my facts straight, and apparently the content of the history book is a bunch of bullshit constructed around a narrative that sounds nice, but is false, so I guess that’s that.
got a tights fetish from seeing nice legs in them back when i was a teenage coomer in school
>>217558490Prawn crackers
MITE SCOOT OFF T CHIPPEH FER ME LOONCH
>>217558516if straight men could just shag whenever they wanted it would be the same
>>217558490A small fella to kick people's arses
>used to be an unemployed NEET>got my forklift license>now own 2 houses, wife and child on the way Literally that easy
>>217558490salt n pepper cat belly
>>217558490Salt and pepper chickenEgg fried riceBarbecue sauceChinkies so the best barbecue sauce. Especially when it's that deep red colour.Can't get that here the chinkies are all Vietnamese.
>>21755852350 pound for all, okay?
>>217557455There are rookie members. Among the lowest in europe. They have ukrainians for manual labour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lDHrFRtQiUyachty slid on this
>>217558541What are you going to do when you get replaced by self-driving forklifts?
>>217558490char siu fried rice, prawn toast and chips
rorke's crush having 5 kids in her 30's with a 6'4 sperm donor from norway
>>217558490having chinky on fridaybut it'll be char siu chow mein with some saltpepper chippies
>>217558541We don't have forklift licenses in the UK. There is literally no such thing as a licence legally required to operate forklift in this country.
back after a one month ban for ban evasion. no idea why i got the ban but let me tell you one month without 4chan was brutal. i was reading posts here and tried to post a few times forgetting that i was banned
imagine if big dick furry futa wolf girls were real
Feeling regretful of last night's shenanigans but know that by the time the evening rolls around again, I will be on the piss again.
why do all these chippies close at 2 and open again at 4 on a saturday?
>>217558490singapore chow meinduck spring rollsprawn crackers
>>217558619
got my penny loafers on for my m&s trip x
>>217558622call to prayer
>>217558608
>>217558622Sunday*
>>217558611they tell you why you were banned
>>217558608nobody is gonna employ you without the training for it lmao it's like saying "we don't have plumber licences in the uk" as though anyone can just work as a plumber with no training
>>217558611So true. Hiro should set up a 4chan rehab centre for 4chan addicts who get banned
Gone and lost all my money haven’t I
>>217558608I don't believe it
>>217558128if you gave me 350k I would frugal it up as a NEET for 20 years then kill myself at the end
>>217558639it's saturday today and it's silly
>>217558642yeah but the post i made was just a normal /brit/ post i wasn't evading and i don't know why they thought it was
>>217558645i'm an amateur but i'd take a crack at your mums pipes
>>217558652what have you done your bollocks in with
>>217558638Sent his soul screaming back to hell
>>217558663please do would love to see her get gaped by a bwc
>>217558652
read a thread earlier about some Ukrainian guy who hasnt been outside for 2 years and has to hide in some basement. all he can do is just play video games and post on the internetimagine that being your life, living ad some prisoner in a basement and you cant go outside or interact with anyone outside or youll just get yoinked off the streets, bungled into a van and thrown into trench where russian orcs just blow you to pieces with dollar dronesgrim
>>217558662should have appealed
>banned lol
folk ToT
>>217558679i'm black however
>>217558687sounds like the dream life
>>217558679doesnt sound anything like me my penis is small and humble
my amazon delivery man has travelled between three different churches without making any deliveries
>>217558687ktim when I refused to take the covid mRNA jab and then wasn’t allowed to go outside for three years
>>217558652>51pdouble that like 200 times in a row and you're on to £100000. easy money
little girls uuohhhhh
on virgin media me so do my best to not get banned because static ip hahaha
>>217558723God works in mysterious ways
>>217558687>all he can do is just play video games and post on the internetthat's literally everyone here anyway
ough
Humanity are the descendents of only the lowest, basest, slave-like ancestry. Those of nobler spirits simply couldn't survive in this cruel and ignoble world, and so we still standing are the sons and daughters of complete and utter bastards.
the more I read about this adolf hilter guy on Wikipedia - The Free Encyclopedia, the more u would think his name is badolf!
was browsing reddit during my ban and noticed how every single news article where something bad happened the comments were all like>this is what happens when your role models are andrew tate and you have tiktok and instagram you see kids back in my days had respect for women
going to walk around outside for several hours by myself. Not to anywhere in particular just around the streets then back home.
>>217558652that's just one well-placed bet from you buying all the drinks tonight
>>217558588I actually don't drive forklifts anymore, it was just my stepping stone into employment. My original employer was rolling out the self-driving ones out when I started but retained forklift drivers for loading/unloading trucks and non-bulk orders. AI and robots are coming for everything, I wouldn't let it put someone off a 2 day course license. People are doing 3 years at uni for things AI can do already.
>>217558746Historically, the aristocrats had a higher fertility rate than the slaves, so we wuz all kangz, but the low fertility peasantry kept getting refreshed with the blood of ex-aristocratic failsons
Only white people are AnglosEveryone else is swarthy and weird looking and genetically dissimilar therefore not white
>>217558761wooooooooooooooooooow who let all the russian bots in here
i wonder if the reason people of colour are over represented in crime is because white people are too smart to be caught
howl
>>217558761Fascinating stuff mate, tell you what how about you go back there?
neighbour has asked to me stop playing my gong all night lmfao shut up you bitch #gongsquad
>>217558537that literally is the case though
making something up and prefacing it with allegedly
>>217558725whose laughing now then aye
rogjt ill; amkle te new
>>217558812Me :)
>>217558687id rather go to war
just shaved and now my nose looks massive
>>217558844post it
was a virge up until 23 then came to the conclusion i just have an unwarranted inflation of my own self worth and accepted im not above the average woman, went on a rooting spree shagging all kinds of bush pigs
tick tock vaxxies 2 more weeks til the nano bombs implanented in you explode
Lads would you fry gammon steaks in butter or olive oil?
>>217558826you can bet this same person who wrote the article was also writing about how people who dont take vaccines are killing grannies and should be shot
>>217558865why not both
>>217558858shagged a bunch of munted birds award
>>217558865yes
ate an entire woolies tear n share
rarity
>>217558855it looks jewish but i'm not jewish
>>217558858why would you shag george bush pigs
>>217558874good question. i dont know. i fry regular steaks in both. yes i think i will use both.
>>217558877same reason people smurf in video games
mousenonce only likes the horse game because he is a nonce who likes my little pony
liverpool team news soon
>>217558923Breaking: Slot is still bald
like a bit of crust on my steakabsolutely nuke the outside on high heat then have it blood red juicy inside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhCXAiNz9Jo
>>217558923wonder how many £100m+ players will be on the bench this time
>>217558938Screaming
get the experts trusted when they agree with me
>>217558940medium for me but yes i also like a good char on the outside
>>217558865BBC Good Food says you’re supposed to use rapesneed oil
the peel of a bell and that christmas tree smellan arse full of tinsel and fire
the last brit
>>217558959how can science be true if the ministry of truth hasn't approved it?checkmate science deniers
i belong in a zoo
>>217558938s
>>217559006>>217559006
>>217559003as an employee, visitor, or exhibit?
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>217558343why have an interest only mortgagethat's bad
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
