pitcat edish
Right you lot, pack it in
fucking love when its hot and humid and rainy i feel like a peaceful orangutan in the jungles of sumatra
>583 men challengeseems an oddly specific number. I'd have gone with the 1000 men challenge or perhaps the 500 men challenge but hey that's why they make the big bucks, they understand what's best
>>217559006Pitbulls turn into cats sometimes Idk why
>>217559035>I'd have gone with the 1000 men challenge or perhaps the 500 men challengewould you now
all of these so called business owners on /brit/ yet not one of them wants to employ a 32 year old virgin freak thats never worked a job and has no redeeming skills or qualities suppose the games just set up against me init
terrible shame what we did to dodos
>>217559060*starts giving you backshots*
>>217559060ok i hire you
>>2175584901 x Sweet and sour chicken1 x Satay chicken1 x Egg fried rice1 x Mixed vegCheers lad
why do some girls cover their mouths when they laughI thought it was just a kawaii Jap thing but there's a girl at toil that does it too. One time I made her laugh while she was holding a document and she whipped it straight up to her mouth when she started grinning. Why hide it? It's unbelievably cute though
>>217559087smelly breath
>>217559087She has Korean boyfriend
>>217559035reckon it was higher but number 583 is the one who put her in hospital so that became the goal
>>217559087how did you make her laugh?
>>217559078thanks for the offer but im going to have to turn you down
>>217559087means they want to shag you
S CLUB 7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpTuifslM68&t=30
Despite being sure I will never own a pit bull, I will admit that I have come across a handful of them that are totally placid, big softies with a sort of wistful look on their face and they were nice to be around. Even ones with junkie owners. It seems to just be down to the individual dog. I've seen scummy junkie owners and taken one look at their dog's face and known it is going to be receptive to me petting it.
what are your pronouns
>>217559105I asked her out
>>217559087neoliberal teeth trauma, usually the sign of someone with neoliberal teeth but can also be a lasting effect of someone who once had neoliberal teeth and still carries the insecurity and shame
>>217559138it/that
>>217559138dont know the difference between nouns verbs adverbs and adjectives me
>>217559138Prosecute/Fauci
>>217559138king/kinga/kingself
>>217559116nice one i was ready to offer £45 an hour to shitpost on /brit/ but i understand why you'd turn it down.
Rorke writing a tweet about "neoliberal teeth" in his smelly bedroom
rather than going for a funny one I'm just gonna say: he/him
>>217559170more of a she/eesh man myself
>>217559126Shut up you fucking knob
>>217559138six/seven
neigh~
>>217559162Make it £50 and it's a deal
>>217559105I made fun of her extremely picky attitude towards food
>>217559116
>>217559162my posts are worth more than that schlomoberg
>>217559105I called her a whore
>>217559196man with no experience or qualifications or sex thinks he's in the negotiating table. OH MY DAYS
might wank again but not really horny
>>217559145her teeth are absolutely fine, it can't be thatunless she used to have wonky teeth as a kid, got them fixed but still kept the instinctive urge to hide them I dunno
they linked up!
Just ingested a vast quantity of salt, overdid it with the soy sauce you see
>>217559251keep it
>>217559230I don't see how having sex is relevant to my job application, but thank you for your time
I wonder what my 4chan wrapped is gonna look like this year
>>217559272>wrappedzogslop
>>217559255kidneys in shambles
>>217559272i'll be in the top 0.1% for death threats to rorke
>>217559288Zoomer website: here's thousands of 4k videos of black gay tranny porn
reckon if i ever got a gf i'd make her laugh all the time mewas a class clown me haha would so stupid shit like walk around class with my shoes off haha
>>217559322haha
if i had a gf i'd make her miserable like i am
>>217559266/brit/ is a shaggers general. Virgins may read our posts, i don't know. Frankly I don't want to know. it's a market we could do without
My new life awaits me in Thailand...
How do you shag 1000 men without it lasting for days if not weeks? Does each one last 30 seconds?
>>2175593719 figure benchwarmer
>>217559371just the 1 then
me and mousey are off to the cathouse tonight
if the British went back to India again could they make it better or is it too far gone now
scrongling a huge rat carcass
>>217559387bonnie blue said each lad had about 40 seconds
>Osman has picked up your McDonald's order and is on the way.
>>217559427bonnie blue is a liar
>>217559432for me it’s the one named muhammadalways really fast
>>217559405couldn't make it worse, but india has nukes now so their leadership couldn't be bossed around
came 2nd in the toil quiz last night and hit them with the 'even noah took 2 goats on the boat' and think everyone i work with hates me now
>>217558970i dont keep rapeseed oil in the house. its olive oil or butter.
just woke up feel like SHIT
>>217559516dont get it
>>217559535First propa day of Winter this. Get it dan ya
>>217559364kekrd
got too drunk at a work christmas party, overshared, embarrassed myself, and now i want to kill myself
>>217559516only really makes sense if you came joint 1st
>>217559516>'even noah took 2 goats on the boat'never heard of this phrasei do know british people tend to hate anyone who excels at something though, especially knowledge or intelligenceshould've just said you got lucky or got some wrong on purpose
>>217559573can you show me the post asking
>>217559573thats why im glad im teetotal
LOL
>>217559251
>>217559516believe the saying is 'even noah made space for 2 goats'
>>217559420Rorke's da
>>217559599you're a teetotal because you're muslim or have no friends to drink with, or a runt potentially
>>217559464i imagine there's more than one named muhammad
>>217559251Is that vin diesel brit bro ?
Have a horrific amount of earwax right now
>>217559643bet you get rattled by the concept of vegetarians too
Christ that's smaller than mine
mad that some of the most insane people on earth are teetotalers
>>217559673bet it stinks of cheese
right
>>217559643no because im an alcoholic
Shouted at someone for the first time i can ever remember and nearly made her cry, it's been over a year now of her fucking up EVERYTHING at work and refusing to take responsibility until i just snapped last night and belted out a monolouge about her being fucking useless and will never understand anything unless I shout it right in her fucking facebeen told I am probably going to get fired
>>217559685most people do but i don't get hating on people for not eating particular foods unless it's the type of runt that takes onions out of a burger
right then thats someones willy
>>217559702so you're not teetotal okay thanks
The boys of the NY-pedo choirWere singing Poz-way BayAnd my arse was ringing outFor HIV
>>217559706ahaha great stuff
>>217559653that would be really scary if god and satan were real, thankfully im not 8 so dont believe in such childish fairytales
right that's a the smallest willy i've seen since i looked down in the shower at 8 years old
>>217559706>nearly made her cryGood lad
>>217559706You are right to be fair, there are a non-insignificant number of people who only respond to violence/verbal abuse
>Trowbridge Police - We are urgently appealing for information about two girls who have been reported missing in the Trowbridge area.>Olivia, 14 and Frankie, 12 - who were together at the time - were last seen at about 11am yesterday (09/12),>Olivia is thought to be wearing a black hoodie, black leggings, and black Nike trainers. She is about 4ft 10in, slim build with blonde shoulder length hair and carrying a black bag.>Frankie was wearing a black hoodie, black leggings, white socks and black crocs. She is about 5ft 2in tall with a slim build.
vgh my fellow based lad making a useless foid cry
>>217559724I am now I wasn't in the past
>>217559706
>>217559769>hurr durr are those vulnerable kids lmao epic
>>217559608screaming
wanked to tranny porn again not good is it but these femboys getting good and they take it up the arse
>>217559769cunt on the right is 12? already looks 26
Here we are then
can't post what i want to say about that
>>217559769LMAO hope they're dead
>>217559769it used to be national headline news when little girls went missingjust saying
nth for the holodem
>>217559780release him
>>217559799you have to find that sweet spot between cute femboy and grotesque trans
>>217559769They’ve been Epsteined
leftypol sitting down to christmas dinner with a remote control arse toy his bf got him up his chuff and his cock in a chastity cage
>>217559840ok
Rorke assuming only one kid went missing a year back when he was younger based on his memory of The Sun front pages
>>217559831*
>>217559706yep. may as well clear your desk mate
>>217559862evil looking cunt
All i want is this
>>217559857ktim
>>217559573Tell them you’re a virgin lad?
>>217559883well lucky for you it looks like you can just buy it
>>217559138giga/nigga
>>217559868mad how this immediately became a right/left political issue for youworrying about an increasing number of missing girls is "right wing" to you and must be opposedfascinating
They're waiting for me.
mad more yank nonce hunters dont get shot
>>217559882?
>>217559915get them killing local fauna
>>217559928mongs love injecting their political views into anything and everything
>>217559862cuteis he a special breed?
going to go for a shower soon then make my tea
>>217559883probably out of deliveroo range
>>217559933the big offices with the remitly building nearby kill all the small birds anywayblue tits are always flying into the glassget the mice and voles decimated next
poo scone
how come planes were so much bigger in the olden days
>>217559948not just injecting their views, but letting their views decide if it's real, or importanta generation of girls trafficked and gang raped for decades?horrific if it happens in africaracist if you don't like it happening in england
shall save up to buy an house now i reckon.
>>217560010shrinkflation
>>217560010big like my dads knob
https://www.tiktok.com/@sophie_jones111/video/7553679079187352854?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcso this is modern day britain
>>217560012what the fuck are you talking about?
>>217560012case in point
sniggering
should i play red dead 2 or gta iv today?
>>217559948fucking monster raving loony party voter
>>217560039woke gone mad
>>217560063up to you mate
>>217560039need her put in front of a firing squadhopefully with myself on it
>>217560063gta first then red dead, both are kino but red dead 2 leaves you fuller
>>217558490i wana get a chinese#stayingincelsalt and pepper tofuvermicelli noodlesjob done
considering going to maccies and buying 10 double cheeseburgers
>>217560047>>217560050we're pretending the "grooming gang" (trafficking and rape) scandal didn't happen again are we?people don't forget something like thatsorryand it's probably still going on seeing the institutions that allowed it are still operating as they were, without consequences
>>217560111just buy 5 quad burgers
>>217560012Smart people recognise that it's horrific whenever and wherever it happensRorke only thinks it's horrific if the perpetrators are brown
right well then time to watch the shining
got bummed at the munch last night lads
>>217560123not the same
stop talking about chinese I can't have one but would love a chow mein or salt and pepper chickennot fair that I can't
stop posting cat pics you fucks
>>217560144Yeah i fucking hate cats, horrid little things
just finished my 55th cheese burger just now
the problem with being a lefty is that eventually you end up reading to a tabloid reading moron, I've tried to reason with some of them but they're essentially toddlers mentally
>>217559928it was from this btw nothing to do with rape or kids
>>217560039cute but she's got 500k followers so she did it for a bit. also her jumper looks like school uniform so I'm giving it an "umm"
>>217559087because men will try put their gentleman sausage in any hole
you can't suffer in brazil
>>217560187Yum.
"gentleman sausage" is such a fucking reddit thing to sayup there with "cock womble" and "wank puffin"
>>217560187reminds me l saw Elton John on tiktok he's looking well
Was playing diablo 4 last night while steaming and turned up the difficulty.Im pretty sure I died a few times and didn't repair my equipment or grab any soul piles etc. Not entirely sure what the ramifications of this are
>>217560010those wider seats are a luxury compared to now
>>217560187would demolish that
>>217560125show me one single instance of "rorke" trying to excuse or deny it when white men did itwhen white men do it they're immediately arrested and imprisoned, and rightly soliterally nobody has ever disagreed with thatyou're blatantly lyingnow let's look at why you're lying
Might make a time machine and travel to Britain in 2120
>>217560201have you considered being less of a wank puffin?
>>217560230have a look at the daily mail comment section when it's a brown version vs a white person
Morning team. Doing some housework
>>217559883only indians allowed under donald trump, sorry
might do a rape of the sabine women
>>217560205the ramifications are youre a badass dudeyou dont need preparation no more youve got hair on ur chest x>>217559926ah good to see theyre mates now
>>217560063both dogshit filum games
only thing to cover up the shame and embarrassment of making a fool of yourself while drinking is to drink more
>>217560205Got to the end of Diablo 4 and beat one of the final bosses then the game bugged out and I had to reset and do it again and never went back to it
>>217560251hows your cock and balls feeling between your legs this afternoon?
nibbas still play video games omdz
>>217560251CWLTSYC
>>217560251any plans this weekend EW?
alri
/lit/ is making fun of us again
you're not sentient btw
always feel bad buying a takeaway yet i have more money than i know what to do with so idk
>>217560310Not really. I have a cold. May call in sick to toil tomorrow
>>217560245have a look at the houses of parliamentor the police forceor the child protection servicesor the mediai don't read the daily mail comment section, but if you can find anyone there saying the victims of gangs of kidnappers and rapists should shut their mouths for the sake of racial politics, go ahead and show me
>new Animal Farm movie by a Christian film studio staring Seth Rogen bit weird
>>217560337buy gold, it’s going up this month
>>217560337can I have some? x
>>217560337when you're not into buying expensive clothes, jewellery, games and other gay shit the only way to treat yourself is a nice take out
>>217559251Michael Caine looks near death. I love him but I want my grandad to outlive him. They are the same age. My grandad looks worse but he doesn't have to deal with Hollywood retards.
cor seen that pic about 8000 times
>A London council painted a disabled bay around a legally parked Audi, then slapped the owner with four tickets while he was on holidayscr
Having a panic attack
>>217560265I'm hoping I haven't lost any money tbf>>217560287I'm doing the act 2 quests and all the side quests as I find them. It seems like quite a big game, how long did it take you?
>>217559006Anyone who uses the word "pittie" should be put in a concentration camp
>>217560390tickets were cancelled nothing to get angry about here but i'm sure people will seethe anyway
>>217560230If Rorke actually cared about the issue of abuse done to women and girls then he would care about pic related just as much as he cares when brown people do itAlas, Rorke does not care about the welfare of women or girls. He only cares about portraying brown people as bad.
>>217560230You're a bit dim mate. Not even sure how to explain this to you. But keep going on Twitter to look for ragebait.
>>217560418>>217560230today is the day you win the argument
>>217560230wind your neck in rorke
>>217560361>generic unoriginal responseFitting for you i suppose
>>217560398sir oskar dirlewanger (PBUH)
Let’s go
Rorke getting all flustered and typing up a storm
>>217560455nobody cares about these two has beens any more
>>217560455k first lets watch AJ fight a youtuber and hope Fury doesnt relapse
>>217560455not arsed. boxing is a joke
>>217559706took his job too seriously award
>>217560455they're having a mid-off
rorke looking up the current weather and thinking to himself "cant go out in that"
>>217560455Go away
Blud replied to a comment about people inserting their political views into everything by going on a rant about grooming gangs and cover upsAbsolutely poo screaming, no sense of irony whatsoever
>>217560455more excited for this
>>217560500you cant just call random fights 'Judgement Day'
>>217560500BWC vs BBC
>>217560418how many decades was that abuse allowed to go on, with the police's knowledge?nobody is saying those men shouldn't be strung up, and that's for one victim who was immediately rescuedwhat about for tens of thousands that were ignored?>>217560432>Not even sure how to explain this to youbecause deep down you know you're wrong>>217560460this is literally all you have left:"rorke"you know what you're trying to defend is absolutely indefensiblejust admit racial politics is the reason tens of thousands of girls aged 8+ were trafficked to rape gangs for decades, without any kind of interventionthat's all you have to doyou know it happened, just admit it
>>217560499Not reading that award. Stay mad
>>217560537ahaha great stuff
>>217560537Autism award
>>217560446yeah?
Rorke reading "Rorke getting all flustered and typing up a storm" and typing up a storm
just ate food
Mad how much attention she got for being mentally ill and how quickly everyone just forgot about her.She must regret it
>>217560537oh my DAYS rorke
I swear escorts can't even readI've messaged one now about a meeting for next Sunday (21st)she's said "I can't do an incall tomorrow"can these women even read?
run up in your spor like CJ from san adnreas
Sucking one's self off
rorke on the ropes
Would it be bad form to ask a girl over for netflix and chill as a first date? Or is that more of a 3rd date thing?Asking for a friend
>>217560605ahaha this gimmick has a lot more left in the tank
rorke referring to his piss bottle as a chamber pot
>>217560570*yawns*Someone's overweight and seething
rorke sitting in his incel lair getting flustered and angry typing out essays about racial politics on 4chanactual state of it
>>217560589just shows when you're a pretty girl everyone gives you attention but when you're an average male it all disappears very quickly
Had a dream I was back in primary school as a girl and woke up feeling sad I couldn't experience my childhood the way it should have been
>>217560676
>>217560676do you wank your willy?
>>217560676and then you woke up as a bloke
>>217560634ask her to meet you in a layby for a suck and fuck
>>217560499>about grooming gangs and cover upswhy was the industrial scale rape of children covered up?politicsthat's my pointand anti-white politics is the reason the psychos on the left still want to pretend it didn't happen, or that it doesn't matteryou can poke fun at me all you want for being "rorke" and "typing up a storm" etcyou're trying to excuse the mass rape of children being enabled because it was brown men raping white childrenpeople don't forget that shit
absolutely mwental that we all going to die one day and we just have to walk around like we don't give a fwak
Rorke doing something right-wingLeftypol doing something left-wing
>>217560709rorke meltdown
rorke on a mad one
>>217560704Possibly a bit too forward lad aha
>>217560455don't trust this, not until they're in the ring
>>217560712
>>217560709>people don't forget that shitGo to B&Q, get some red and white paint and slap it on another roundabout big yin that’ll take yer mind off it x
hello team my life is miserable and I work at lidl can you give me attention please?i wish i could chop my balls off but i keep missing and slashing my wrists in the break room at greggs instead
football on soon
>>217560676and you think you're experiencing adulthood as a woman, do you?
rorke doing something straight and nonceyleftypol doing something gay
>>217560750if she says no, she wasn't the right one
>>217560634wouldn't do that on a first date ladespecially if the girl hardly knows you, she might not feel completely comfortable being in ur gaff for a first datedo something where you can both get to know each other and talk - drinks at some bar is always a shoutleave Netflix and chill for the 3rd date when a shag is all but guaranteed>>217560786got any bets on?
they're calling again
Should really get out of bed and play the playstation or something but I can't seem to work up the motivation to get out of bed and stop watching star trek and shit posting. Quite the dilemma
might give life is strange a cheeky replay
>>217560784His blood is boiling at the fact that EW got a few (You)s. Just how OBESE are you? Seething gook
>>217560829that genuinely goes hard
>>217560740>>217560748>lol rorke is upset because tens of thousands of little girls were kidnapped and repeatedly gang raped for decades, while the police and child protection services knew about it, and allowed it>haha what's he like? that weirdo
>>217559883ah yes a half million dollar cuckshed
>>217560830Star Trek is cringe Reddit shit mate
>>217560833bender
>>217560791
here he is
>>217560861nothing wrong with being bent and liking bent games is there
oh my days rorke is still fuming the absolute billy no mates
>>217560833you one of those transients?
>>217560589forgot it she was originally a he or she
worked at the pictures once and they assigned my first shift to be on the Ben and Jerry's counter which was on the other side of the room from the main food and drinks bit where everyone else was working. i didn't know that i could leave so i just stood there in silence on own for 4 hours. No phone to play on or anything. Just stared at the ice creams Wonder where i got my reputation for being a spastic at work came from
>>217560926screaming howdo you evne egt dressed
>>217560926what do you mean you didn't know you could leave?
>the pictures
I looked up rorke apparently it's the antagonist in call of duty?
>>217560926Don't recall asking
>>217560926tbf if l was a worked there l'd wander over to you and say hi and let you know that
>>217560824Hmm>>217560826Thanks, based German lad.I guess a cafe might be the good first date choice. This of course all depends on whether or not I manage to ask her out in the first place. Might just do nothing, as is tradition
>>217560926Never understood how those ben and jerrys counters pay for themselves, must cost a bit to keep the freezers runningwho the fuck gets ice cream for a movie
>>217560926why would you not be able to leave
>>217560903omds blud ikr fr fr its not that serious senpai ong just allow it bruv no cap but for reals doe
>>217560963>the antagonist in call of duty?yet the hero of our thread
>>217560926they didnt like you
>>217560858Your life is cringe Reddit shit "mate"
might start wearing a burqa when i go out
>>217560952i thought i had to stay in the counter in case someone wanted ice cream, but it turns out most people would go over to the main food and drink bit and just hop back over to the ice cream section if somebody was looking interested in getting some Ben and Jerry's>>217560973i did that to some Polish guy a few weeks later as i know he was about to make the same mistake i did.
had a cough for 2 weeks nowreackon ive got cancer or summat
Whenever you get a new job in a corporate setting, one of the very first things you need to do is dig up as much dirt as possible on the company upper management and executives. This will serve as your insurance, making you impossible to sack or be made redundant.
>>217561003but why? how did that come to happen?
>>217561027>cringe Reddit shit "mate"Try hard faggot
Rorke
jealous TBF sounds like a good life
What's got the raped seething?
>>217560996t. Jayden Tucker Fletcherson
He's upset. Oh noes. Is this where he starts demanding it leave?
>>217561047>Whiteknighting for sacked trannyPOOSCREAMING
>>217560984>>217560984
>>217561041toilberg turned her camera on naked by accident but I wasn't there so can't use it against herstill feel power over her though
>>217561066>>217561107>promoting the namefaggotry Top yourselves
got the footy on
get it made
genuinely struggling to see the point of alexander isak
>>217561244New
clocks go forward soon
>>217560661*raped your bum* yeah?
