Coal.
baby jackals for breakfastahehehehehahahahaha
something immensely shaggable about womens arseholes
rain makes me depressed
>>217555630Nasty that
i'm a russian bot
>>217555598Nice slazenger boxers, do you play tennis?
>>217555632Promising new story arc..
>when some fit lad says something so athletic you've got to hit em with the munkeh stare
sampling some fentanyl
>>217555663No I don’t why
we ain't goin' to heaven
Can tell the lad who immediately screengrabbed the other blokes belly and nipples is a coping streak of piss
>'London is safe': Met chief hits back at Donald Trump’s 'complete nonsense' claims about crime in London
>>217555707>the other blokes bellyyeah "the other bloke" definitely not you
Crime and little punishment, apparently endemic offences against children, high tax low services, government we hate, conscription coming, gruesome weather and above all no confidence at all that what lies ahead for Britain will not be even worse. Our ship is sinking. So those who can are shipping out.
>>217555697Well it's a tennis brand isn't it
need to learn how to say no to people's unreasonable demands before my landlord asks me to help him fix the toilet againprobably todayfeel sick just at the thought
>>217555733Landlords are our friends, leftyrorke
just having a small big sip
>>217555732Dunno they are just cheap
>>217555744i have met about 3 people in my entire life who i can be friends witheveryone else takes the fucking piss and is to be avoidedeven my handful of friends take the piss sometimes
>>217555723Correct, here's mine
>>217555733okay, master.step 1: detect the threat.step 2: assess the threat.step 3: analyse the demand.step 4: calculate probability of success.step 5: if probability falls below 50%, neutralise the threat.
>>217555814Cyberwolf, scan for ziedy
mum's just bustled in going on about how she's 'fed up with this nonsense'
unrelated post really but there's some fat bastards amongst youhow about you lot put the fork down and move away from the plate
>>217555806think i've figured out the finger pointing up trend that i see everywhere nowlook at her other fingerit's pointing down"as above, so below"they're satanists/occultistsnormally they hide the downward finger because it's too obvious to those who go on /x/, but i'm on to them now
>>217555841Hashtag relatable!
SCOTTYS IN A BOXIN A BOX
>>217555607Narcissistic little gimp. You don't understand anything
>>217555839yes, master.scanning.scanning.scanning.scanning.ziedbeld undetected. /brit/ thread cleared for bants.
>>217555851waste not want notit's probably more to do with cans + middle age + sedentary lifestyles 2bh
>>217555851How about you grow an extra foot taller so you can be the size of a man
My Top 5 TV series list:Drama1. Mad Men2. The Crown3. The Sopranos4. Breaking Bad5. Mr InbetweenComedy1. Allo Allo2. Louie 3. The Office (UK)4. Peep Show5. Yes Minister / Yes Prime MinisterMiniseries1. The Beatles Get Back2. Chernobyl3. Horace and Pete4. War & Peace5. Generation Kill
>>217555874g*
literally no excuse to be under 6ft. hit the gym fatass
>>217555882haha you actually got my number there5'6but at least im not a fatty boombalatty
>>217555851just done a 5k me
>>217555650always amazed at the yank slop's effect on the human body
hit the gym, rape victims.
everyone on fat jabs is utterly pathetic
watching a woman suck a plastic willy
Which boards do you mainly visit, /brit/? For me it's these>>>/int/>>>/g/>>>/pol/And sometimes these>>>/sp/>>>/sci/>>>/mu/>>>/his/Etc
any car experts on? how long can I go before it's actually 0 and not tricking me?I'm parked in a layby, please respond
>>217555937an, ck, g, tv, v, vr
>>217555937sp and vr
kissy wissy with the cat
>>217555863THAT'S DISGUSTING DISGUSTING
>>217555937Aside from /int/, mostly>>>/c/>>>/h/>>>/i/Occasionally>>>/lit/>>>/d/And sometimes>>>/po/>>>/r/>>>/n/
How bad is your posture right now?
in a world where poo is chocolate,and piss is lemonade,i got all gay with a nice lady,then got straight with gays,i got my bumhole all erect,my knob got split by penis,we aborted a living man,and then we raped a foetusyeah, then we raped a foetus,then we raped a foetus,then, the then then, then the then, then,then we raped a foetus
need kemi batenoch nominated for PM
fuck. i actually paid for this game
>>217555994Mental how many near-dead boards there are
>>217556021got all achievements for this onegood game but a fucking grind to 100%
>>217556021you paid for that shit?
>>217556021Bought it on release and only because trannies were banging on about boycotting it. Turned out I enjoyed it anyway.
wearing a fleece
i've seen many cats in my time but i think mine is the prettiest of them all
>>217556049yeah, it was alright
>>217555994hang on..
>>217556078Based hairybelly tim
>Miss Switzerland finalist's husband charged after he 'pureed' her remains
>>217556055
The frogposter, as ever unable to simply ignore what that poster was blatantly doing and needing to avatarpost that he has nooticed something.
>>217556093Wait, that's illegal over there??
wonder who'll win the football matches
TERMINATOR IN PECKNAM
>There's something in the dark!>all around you the evil beasties bark>take up you swords and charge into the abyss>a world without pakis our only wish(chorus)>FIGHT,>MAN OF WHITE>FIGHT>MAN OF WHITE>See something in the distance, there's no turning back>Could be a paki or some kinda chink or black>Nigger stabs you in the bowel>Don't you throw in the towel(chorus)>FIGHT,>MAN OF WHITE>FIGHT>MAN OF WHITE>You swing your blade and sunder the coloured head>The invader rendered dead>The tide is turning, fighting high and low>Your passion burning, only a million more to go(chorus)>FIGHT,>MAN OF WHITE>FIGHT>MAN OF WHITE(chorus)>FIGHT,>MAN OF WHITE>FIGHT>MAN OF WHITE
bowels sounding like a sad dog, must be cooking up something nasty
>>217556078what's the point of sustaining this useless biomass?
Lessons in how to deal with women.1. If you're a virgin, never, EVER tell her you are.2. Treat everything she says as a lie.3. They are heartless manipulators.4. Never trust them, ever.5. They cannot be trusted to maintain deadlines.
>>217556129tattooed bimbos, my weakness x
mumberg turns 40 next month, grimmers to think she's going to be 50 in a decades time and thats basically the best years of her life gone
>>217556102wonder what that room smells like
>Two dead after reports of explosion in garden of house>Emergency services were called to reports of a fire at 6.10pm on Friday in the garden of a house in Heol Fawr, Nelson, Caerphilly, south Wales.
>>217556137He pays for it
>>217556154mine and her semen intermingled
>>217556152my mum died when she was 58 and that was 13 years ago
>her
>>217556180well that makes me sad
>UK economy shrank unexpectedly before budget, data shows
my christmas
rorke blasting wagner and fondling the cyanide pill with his tongue again
>>217556138okay but how will this get me laid
>>217556152>mumberg turns 40 next monthFOLC
>>217556152Mental how covid was half a decade ago and that basically flew byShe may as well be dead already
>>217556152FOLC
>>217556152MOOOOOODS
>>217555947clearly says 0 mi
>>217556138if you're a virgin everyone can tell anyway nigga, might as well be honest about it
>>217556152my mum turns 60 soon and i've cut all contact with her 2 years ago
>>217556208cor
>mumberg turns 40 next monthSeems unlikely
>Former Israeli PM Ehud Barak also appears in newly released Epstein documents
>>217556208munter
Do not engage with spakiboards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-br)
>>217556255how can you say ghosts arent real when epstein is literally haunting all these people
>>217556234The escort I saw said she couldn't tell
>>217556208Her phenotype vaguely reminds me of a female politician, but I can’t put my finger on which one
>>217556021Mad how JK Rowling used to be a beloved children's author and now she's a hateful internet troll
>>217556233but there's always some leftthere's a service station 5 miles away and I don't want to drive and break down so I don't know whether to walk along the motorway
>>217555947showing off the audi we get it
>>217556078hard to figure out exactly what he was going for with this picture/videoobviously he was happy enough with it to upload it>please wait 120 seconds before posting AGAINi don't have fucking time for this
>>217556291she was just being polite
my mum was 40 when i was 18. not that weird
>>217556255How about PM Ehud Barak Obama
>>217556255israeli rapist nonce isn't exactly eathshattering news
any orphan man in
>>217556294she still is. it's only redditors who are seething
im going to risk it
do you prefer crusty bread or soft loaves?
>>2175563015 miles is more than 0 miles
mam died a year before i was born :(
>>217556318I was 7 when my mum was 40 albeit
i hope when i die it turns out i was sent to earth to judge you all and decide humanity's fate because let me tell you if it turns out that's why i'm here then you are all completely and utterly fucked
>>217556255The photos just look like photos from normal parties mostly, dunno what the big deal is
>>217555947it's over
>>217556354yes you're very special mate
>>217556355is that a prossie
>>217556367Women must be stopped
>>217556367Lucky boy.
>>217556401it was a girl
>>217556401she's a lezza
I don't want to drink alcohol anymore
>>217556401>"you gay yet?"the kid was probably a girl
>>217556367scouser being a degenerate isnt exactly earth shattering news
>>217556211>>217556222>>217556232im 20
>>217556420>>217556421>>217556430Could have been a boy that she trooned out
>>217556433there's that smelly looking woman again
>>217556430replier on /brit/ being retarded isn't exactly earth shattering news
i was born in the same decade as that cunts mum
>>217556433Bizarre looking woman. she somehow looks 30 and 50 at the same time
LIVERPOOL
>>217556367bloody woke dei even the nonces are women these days ffs
>>217556446yeah 20 stone you fat cunt
>>217556459she looks like shes in her early 20s
>woman
>>217556433corrr she’d get it
i would have had a hard on the entire timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wj0eFAH1yo
>>217556466screaaaming
>>217556152ever shag her up the arse
>>217556475blud you blind
>>217556382Nah your mum
>>217556433Tits are rather low aren't they
Should I study sociology?
>>217556431>it's because she's a scousernot because the last 10 years have been a non-stop barrage of lgbtq+ propaganda saying LOVE IS LOVE and BE GAY COMMIT CRIMES and basically anything and everything else, especially targeting children, right up to the point of promoting pedophilia?and occasionally even over that line before walking it back and denying itit's a shame parents can't read between the lines and pull their kids out of schools fucking instantly
>>217556488she's no barber
>>217555701posted it again award
>hard onFOY
>>217556466that doesn’t even make sense
>>217556526fittie
My goat
>>217556496are you? what do you think 50 year old women look like?
>>217556202starmers got it under control
>>217556488how do you stop yourself from biting her tit in this situation
>>217556527Stone is a measurement of weight that we used before we became a deracinated American colony
>>217556537I. Want. To. Fucking. Die.
Free Gazza
>>217556537I'll be 68
jewish niggas saw "free palestine" so they tried to take it lol
>>217556433whom
FAT MARFA! FAT MARFA! FAT MARFA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifD0RJJHHI4
feel so dizzy
>>217556582Faggot.
>>217556152Best days are already done by 40, but my mum is 63 and since she was 40 she has lost a child, had a divorce, travelled the world, and remarried. Now she is rich and retired.
>>217556576Well? We're waiting!
>>217556355I need to cum on those toes
>>217556629
feel so scoop
>>217556621alri chisnall
>>217556629rather hairy down there are we
>>217556596Damn unc
no more breakfasts for me between now and Christmasneed to offset the calorie bomb you see
>>217556644Why?
>>217556596old ahh nigga
>>217556564Bauxite mining's a piece of pissYou just scrape it out with earth movers and dump it into a crusher
>>217556666Yeah?
>>217556367Freaky bitch. The whole world is mind-broken.
>>217556680
>>217556367wish that was me
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>>217556712That's a lot of bots
might have a club bar
yeah every time an unusual word is brought is the sperg aussie in here is always commenting hmmm yes interesting however - then pretends to know everything about it
lefty types are all innocent sheep that get tricked by cunning wolves
>>217556680they would do it by HAND you moron because theyre BLACK
>>217556712i wish i was bilingual
>>217556745well said
>>217556745*folds arms* quite right!
>>217556740That's literally what you do with anything medical, mousey
>>217556771meds, now
just seen that there's only one (1) prem football fixture on boxing day this year. it's a fucking disgrace.
>>217556540that looks like a bloke
>>217556786grow up
right well thats todays screaming out of the way
*flings a shovel full of bauxite pebbles into your face*
>>217556799fuck off
>>217556021I knew it would be on epic because it was so sharply discounted this year and so often on sale. Surprised it's before the immediate Christmas run of games, I expected it to be the main one.So far it seems pretty decent, a better open world game than the typical ubisoft slop. The opening sequence had sonething really clever and grim happen that I wasn't expecting, I had to respect it.
>>217556814grow up
who the fuck threw bauxite pebbles on my face
>>217556786forced to watch the wretched irrelevants. government needs to step in
by the time i finish this guinness it'll be afternoon so that makes it okay
>>217556818fuck off
grow up poster claims another victim
>>217556820*points at rorke*
>>217556021imagine paying for games kwab
27 million indians are born every year
drank some famous grouse last night horrible stuff
>>217556822shouldn't be allowed. always watch the footy with my dad on boxing day, it's traditional.
>>21755684323 now
*smacks you on the back of the head*you're welcome*shows you a squashed wasp on my hand, that i previously caught and killed and glued to my hand*
>>217556855So this is Rorke
>>217556850why not support your 10th league local you and your dad are filthy plastics
>>217556867grow up
>>217556850>always watch the footy with my dad on boxing day, it's traditional.grim
see if you think about all kids toys that are just kids versions of adult things is kind of noncey
South East Asia cries out for my average white cock
>>217556855sacrifice it
Been talking to this yank bird and she keeps making snarky comments about england, you know how yanks dothey started off quite indirect and just slipped into discussion but as I've ignored them they're getting more and more blatanthope its upsetting her that I wont bite
>>217556877how so?
any fat arsed man in?
>>217556855umbunny!
>>217556909*raises paw*
>>217556878that literally never happens, and anyway it's called queering the curriculum rorke, kids need to know how dildos work or they'll get pregnant and DIE
>>217556855so this is umbunny
mousey getting his skinny hips crushed to a paste by his new american girlfriend while she yells "freshen yer drink guvna" over and over
beautiful umbunny
>>217556878Got any examples? The only thing I can think of is like kids binoculars n that
having a poo laterits been scheduled
*stands in your way at the brewdog*
>>217556909Yes, I have a remarkably "fuckable" arse as my uncle puts it
>>217556973corr ever shagged him?
i'm convinced from my performance at toil i would have been a good officer in the warnot fighting or suffering of course, they would have understood that wasn't for meneither a monty or a pattonbut in an autistic history book someone would have written a few pages about how good i was.
>>217556963i would just walk around him
mad how they banned tiktok but not pornhub
cauliflower is not traditional
>>217556990Have to be 18 to post here pal x
>>217556990pornhub isn't a chinese psyop
>>217556985dont think so mate
tummystein rumbling
>>217556990I don't see how the two are related.
>>217557019
women live on ez mode
I miss seasonal vegetables and only being able to eat certain meals at certain times of the year
genuinely couldn't care less about this being cut down just a tree innit
>>217555937For me it's /int//tv//lit//vr//vrpg//trv//sp/ when there is an international event like the Olympics or World CupOccasionally /fit/
won't allow my gf to change in front of the dog
>>217557062One for each bollock
>>217555994UM...
>>217557062mate that looks like nightmare mode
>>217556990The mods may wish to note that the inference of this post is that the user is barred from using TikTok under the Online Safety Act 2001 as amended by the Online Safety Amendment (Social Media Minimum Age) Act 2024 due to their being under the age of sixteen
>>217557062are they both his wife or what
>>217557062Wonder how consent works would you need both of them to consent to sex?
>>217556984this post cost me a turn in medieval 2: total war (divide and conquer submod for the third age mod) as my computer crashed as I alt-tabbedit may well have cost me my whole 'puter. but an officer such as myself won't worry about that
>>217557071if they're in the same room do you say "keep the door open"?
this is horrifichttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_births
>>217557096i think i heard that they're legally two different people so one of them has to pretend not to notice when she's getting bent over the dining table
>>217557082And his knob
>>217556990The state wants kids to be porn addicted gooners and troon out. The state does not want kids to have easy access to political narratives contrary to the goyslop they’re teaching in schools.
>>217557121wonder what 23 millions babies being born onto my face would feel like
>>217556712oh so 1/3rd are speaking gaelic?
>>217557110yes
>>217557121Better get breeding, Rorke. Oh wait, you can’t LOL
>>217557121why are indians shagging and birthing so much?
>>217557158i have 2 sons, and you?
i think rolf harris was wronged
>>217557065people talk about this like a bad thing but it's not actually an issueit's nice when potatoes come in at the right seasonsame with things like raspberries or strawberriespoland lives like that and people seem really happy with it.
>>217557121whole population of Scotland and then some being born in Nigeria every year and they're still all coming here, to our only home on planet earth
>>217557172corr
>>217557127oi
>>217557146Close. Farage is complaining about the Great Replacement of Anglophones with speakers of the Scots language.
loads more indians die from infections and getting ran over by public transportation so it balances out
>>217557172None, me and the gf won’t be having kids. Not retards you see.
genuinely can scotland go independent and take all the browns, and we'll seal the border forever
>>217557160arranged marriages and no feminism or even basic rights for women and if they don't use toilets they're hardly going to use contraceptioni think zoologists would call it an r-selected culture
>>217557188bloody heroes so they arestarting salary of £31,000 taxpayers' money potentially rising to as much as £100,000 at Band 8 or 9. And quite right given the high quality care they provide.
>>217557193the "scots" spoken by modern scots doesn't really count thoughespecially not while americanisms are so popularpeople who say words like "mom" are not speaking scots.
>>217556558Where do I find this woman?
>>217557207nice cope kek
>>217557235technically sfw, that
>>217557235id get her a titjob for christmasthink she'd love me forever for that
>>217557254@thereisnobeth
ah yes the scots "language"gonnae hodge ur weist ya wee rocket didnae fass urself aboot definitions its a language ya muppet!!
>>217557256?
>>217557223
we're all fae somewhere
Like how everyone just pretends everyone else is a bot now
scotland is cringe and gay
>>217557269Thanks babe <3
>>217557270https://youtu.be/ehekTphuZQg?si=rP2GJFMPtFVUDih3
>>217557287the way some of you spastics talk online its no surprise
>>217557287Well they're either bots or massively retarded
;)
just got home drunk eating aldi lasanga
>>217557235:/
>HUNDREDS of small boat migrants set sail for Britain after 28-day lull
>>217557295thats literally just being senile
>>217557235spaniels' ears
>>217557160India just has a large overall population. Their actual TFR has dropped to sub-replacement, so they aren’t birthing much on a per capita basis.
>>217557312no it isn't thats how my family talk and they arent old
>>217557310Just in time to be wrapped up under leftypol's festive tree
>>217557323why are all these doric scots videos 90 year old farmers then?
>>217557310leftypol having the biggest goonsesh to a live feed of the south coast
>>217557270Get his ass
gonna be so funny when scotland lose to haiti at the world cup
>>217554207>>217554207>>217554207
>>217557323>fit fit fits fit
the anglos killed so many cool cultures
if people are like pokemon that means the rarer type of people are the stronger ones so it's actually a good thing
>>217557323>thats how my family talkWow you should get in contact with some linguists since they've clearly managed to miss an entire family speaking a dead language
ger
>>217554467siiiiix seveeeeeeeen
