>>217567069
sexually exploiting a bedbug

Rorke got the sweet taste of black pussy

become black now

spread my cheeks in two pieces
this is my dirty shart
spluttering, no chunkies
dont give a fuck if it need a wiping

test

you knew deegs is properly rattled when he starts ending random sentences with "lol"

continue the talk about 16 year old school girls

>schoolgirls posting gets called out (first interaction in months)
>BE cuck flag comes on
he doesnt even try to hide it. thats because he never gets any replies

>>217567109
MASSA, YES MASSA

did a barbeque cos it's not that cold out and i like barbeques

What's even the point of reading the Old testament if you're Christian

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It's fucking over.

Ghosted by an escort for telling her I lost my virginity to her.

>>217567165
god-approved wank material

>>217567109
you want(ed) to fuck me so bad
drives you insane. leftypol going mental, but they only fuck blacks (hence the confusion). you want to fuck me so bad

cracking out all the shite gimmicks are we

Aw naw he's got the botnet on

weird how theres so much "school girl" categories of porn and how many escorts offer "school girl" outfits and roleplay
whats that all about then

Just seen a post that contains an avatar/signature
Do the needful and report it.

>>217567166
It’s safer for the mother and child to wait until she’s closer to 18

>>217567202
men like shagging kids

>>217567202
up to 5% of men anonymously report attraction to prepubescent children

>>217567112
excellent post
think the last line should be "a good wiping" rather than just wiping

you want to fuck me so bad

Rejoin the EU

>>217567166
>>217567135
OFCOM salivating at these posts

>>217567165
It sets up the prophecies that Jesus supposedly fulfills

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we've reached the point of <£100 smartphones

>>217567165
christians don't wholly discard the old testament because the new testament doesn't wholly replace it

>>217567223
what about women then

>>217567267
dont think women are watchiing school girl porn

>>217567249
Isn't advertising against the rules?

>>217567249
had a poco m4 pro it was dece but ugly and the os is full of ads and presumably tracking

epstein island up in here

>>217567285
do you not get bored of posting this drivel

>>217567249
I am not poor so would not use this
You, advertising it for free and likely shopping at Lidl on your dole, can use it because you have no mates to contact

>>217567245
Hmm... no can't be arsed

Kittenberg doopin loves cuddles

>>217567314
destroyed that runt

>>217567165
Old testament Jesus prophecies.

The first five books are important, then you have others like Isaiah, Ecclesiastes, Proverbs and Psalms which are really important

It's basically a genealogy of Jesus

>>217567249
choinese landfill clutter

>>217567323
probably reminds them of their mum that you so cruelly ripped them away from

you think women ever see school boys (16+ legal) and think pwoah, get your cock out lad ?
i mean, women are attracted to the opposite sex right?
in a video game of course and im only talking hypothetically of course
all legal and consented of course

>>217567341
well it is
why can't you just be normal? why do you have to spam your schizo buzzwords and paedo fantasies

>>217567356
can only speak from my own experience but yeah all the sexy milfy teachers wanted my 16 year old cock in and around them

>lang=bn

cor it's Saturday. thought it was Sunday

>>217567311
his mind is irretrievably bent lad. just fantasises about black willards all day everyday. has to post about them if he's not wrapping his lips around them. nun he can do mhmm etc

>>217567356
Yes obviously they do but women are a bit less freakishly disgusting and don’t tend to go on anonymous incel forums and post about it

>>217567397
corrrrr

>>217567314
I've got three phones. How many have you got?

>>217567356
don't really care, women shouldn't have any rights or freedoms, which makes your concerns moot

>>217567368
how many hours a day do you spend here
how sand and lonery is your life

can't get over Mouse telling Gary Eats directly that he eats his dinner while watching his videos so he feels like he's eating with a friend

wigger=subhuman

50% vanilla coke
45% lime Fanta
5% sprite

>>217567413
yeah quite sad that he's coming up for 2 years of spamming here everyday

>>217567440
yeah?

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>how sand and lonery is your life

Anyone remember when I posted a picture of my reflection in the Asda frozen section lol

>>217567430
7

>>217567298
>os is full of ads
can't you get adlblockers
and don't all apps have advertising

Lessons in how to deal with women.

1. If you're a virgin, never, ever tell her you are.
2. Treat everything she says as a lie.
3. They are heartless manipulators. Everything they do is a test.
4. Never trust them, ever.
5. They cannot be trusted to maintain deadlines.
6. They will mock you behind your back.
7. Never do anything nice for them, there is literally no point. Do not offer them a seat on a train or hold doors open for them.
8. If they work in a shop or store or whatever, just be blunt to them.
9. Realise that they have no conception of honour.
10. Treat them with no respect.

I am done with them. I have had nothing but a lifetime of shit from them. I fucking hate them. I am at the point where if I saw a woman being mugged on the street, I would just shrug and walk away, and laugh.

holly hagan geordie shore sex arse

>>217567427
>women are a bit less freakishly disgusting
yoire right they go to Indonesia and shag 1000 school boys in a van labelled vang bus lol

dire thread

>>217567466
do you think it's normal to post the same batch of images thousands of times?

What is a good reasonably priced android phone? Need a new one, my phone is like 12 years old

there's no need to read the bible as a Christian
For hundreds of years Christians were largely illiterate

>>217567466
youre 3/5ths a person

>>217567353
Haha

>>217567437
woah based

>>217567502
i guess but there's literally in like the file browser
you can replace them with the normal android one but by default there's ads all over
presumably one of the reasons they can do them so cheap

>>217567356
i was a lodger of a teacher and she was like 50+ and I asked her this question and she said yeah and that she and the other female teachers would discuss it

right get the niggering man vs baby on

>>217567544
um

>>217567515
One example of a deranged woman isn’t representative of them all lol
Women don’t tend to just do that on a whim, which is obviously why it’s such a big outrage

>>217567517
perform your civic duty to get rid of him

>>217567465
baited this exact response

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sipping cheap lidl whisky while watching the man with the golden gun

>>217567530
why is he always scranning the fat bastard

the world is beginning to fall apart

>>217567540
fucking um
please tell more

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Shower time

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>>217567167

oh moons!

>>217567574
and what was your reward

eating the dogs farts for tea

>>217567579
good boy

>>217567563
>example of a deranged woman isn’t representative of them all lol
Yes it is

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>217567356
they do in my sex books which is all i care about

>>217567530
whys he always got his belly out then

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I can almost guarantee that i have a larger willard than every single poster in this thread
>8.6 inches legit

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State

>>217567582
yeah?

>>217567540
well yeah of course they do, its natural
have you read the type of fucked up fanfic females write

>>217567596
get on top of me

Almost time for a new, lads


Are you ready?

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>>217567440
he finally replied
poorly spelt and rushed so likely was cringing as he typed it

>>217567521
leave him alone, let him post his memes

>>217567621
i'm 7.4 with glitches

>>217567579
>the man with the golden gun
One of the worst Bond films

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Which episode of post-Russia-expulsion Bald and Bankrupt should I watch?

>>217567625
cope
most people don't post bizarre images thousands of times, literally every single day for over a year (which you have done)

>>217567587
You rebuilt that in 1947 didnt you Pavel?

>>217567647
Every time I see it, I feel ill.

>>217567521
stop engaging with the faggot cuck spade slave. do your civic duty instead on the spam

>>217567621
show us :)

>>217567677
fuck up toby

>>217567657
the most recent ones on india and Bangladesh

Imagine raping mouseposter.
haha.

>>217567655
aware me on said glitches

>>217567656
yeah it's pretty mid so far. i really hope that fat american cop gimmick goes away after this film

mousey isnt 57

>>217567674
that harry potter game is free currently on epic

>>217567586
nothing beyond that
I lived in brighton and my mates got a houseshare without telling me (great friends lol)
so i had to rent by myself. i got a room with as a lodger of a middle aged woman who was nice and we would drink and discuss random stuff
i asked her about male students and she said that she and other female teachers would say "oh yea, he's sexy" and "ooff" when talking about the attractive boys
i didn't ask for more information
>>217567638
no i haven't read it
how do you even know females wrote it and not males pretending to be females

>>217567701
dont let your dreams be dreams x

decided i shall be rewatching all Tom Baker Doctor Who episodes. haha what's he like?

>>217567647
lmfaooooo what a sad cunt

>>217567621
Okay. Post it then.

you want to fuck me so bad

>>217567725
You don't get to use that word you whore

>>217567682
Have posted it a few times before, maybe later tonight, dont feel like rousing up the Janman this early.

>>217567753
>i asked her about male students and she said that she and other female teachers would say "oh yea, he's sexy" and "ooff" when talking about the attractive boys
fucking hot

>>217567725
if eric grew his hair out and hit the gym he wouldn't be asked that

>>217567647
Horse why did you type it!!!!

fucking UM

Right well I'm not going to NOT wank over that

>>217567773
would, them all, if legal age

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>>217567773

>>217567773
they look not very old

>>217567799
kys horsepaedo

>>217567773
they legal then?
would assume so or you're in trouble

>>217567773
I need confirmation they are all 16 before i shall comment

>>217567811
clearly old enough thoughbeit

alright that's gonna be it for me then. bye bye.
taken it too far as always

>>217567767
was it always that size or did you increase the length somehow?

>>217567839
rasheed

>>217567839
yeah?

Mental how reddit literally allowed jailbait until they realised it would get them fucked by advertisers

Honestly might just start Raskolnikovmaxxing

>>217567816
I said "if legal age", therefore, not a pedo
you just hate straight white male sex with white female, wogsorshipper
for that reason you should kill yourself (youre white)

remimder it's LAWAYS leftypol posting nonceshit

obviously they're about 12 you weirdos

Rorkemaxxing

>>217567889
I'm 34

kek he literally left

reminder to perform your civic duty on all BE flag posts, because he is not welcome here

Ffs my grandad’s on facebook replying to posts about the holocaust saying “never happened” AGAIN
Now i’m not saying he’s wrong but it seems unwise to say on your facebook account

>>217567849
Been that size since I was born, mum had a nightmare getting my nappies to fit

>>217567945
that's hot

>>217567889
so what?

Rorke berating the minimum wage cashier at The Works because the red paint is out of stock

now I will go train daiwa scarlet in earnest

>>217567888
yeah?

Lessons in how to deal with women.

1. If you're a virgin, never, ever tell her you are.
2. Treat everything she says as a lie.
3. They are heartless manipulators. Everything they do is a test.
4. Never trust them, ever.
5. They cannot be trusted to maintain deadlines.
6. They will mock you behind your back.
7. Never do anything nice for them, there is literally no point. Do not offer them a seat on a train or hold doors open for them.
8. If they work in a shop or store or whatever, just be blunt to them.
9. Realise that they have no conception of honour.
10. Treat them with no respect.

I am done with them. I have had nothing but a lifetime of shit from them. I fucking hate them. I am at the point where if I saw a woman being mugged on the street, I would just shrug and walk away, and laugh.

You lot get more mentally ill by the day. Wise up asap

>>217567990
you should start by not posting about them anymore

>>217567990
posted it again award

rip peep

>>217567990
shut up freak. freaks like you should be bullied to reverse some of the downfall of society in recent years

>>217567990
*hugs you*

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rorke's missus

Right so I've posted my 8" willy here multiple times and mention how it's 8" and I've posted it before and you're all lying.

Some other anon claims he's 8.6" and you're all gagging for his biography

>>217567990
You're not really the kind of person I want to be taking advice about women from to be fair mate

>>217568002
Fuck off. I have a huge cock.

theyre angry at my cock (and because all the girls want to fuck me)

>>217568025
he made it!

>>217568027
Sorry but 8 inch is barely above average these days..

>>217567990
Based

somehow got a bit of shit under my fitbit somehow and it smeared all against my shirt on the inside of the wrist, I thought it was coffee at first but as I invstigated further I noticed the smell and while taking my shirt off the remaining shit from under my fitbit made even more stains on my shirt. hope it comes out in the wash.

strangely enough, upon inspection my underpants were clean except for some minimal pee drip marks at the front end (which, as a foreskin owner, is common).

god only knows what happened, hopefully once I die and I get to rewatch the movie of my entire life I can get some closure on this matter

willyberg is only 6.5 inches lads
i'll sit in my cuck chair shall i?

my cock is 99"

>>217568081
are you 16
are they middle aged women
questionmark exclamation mark

my friend ben moved up north

>>217568109
Wait cocks don't actually come that small do they?

>>217568102
waht

who tf even names their child Keir

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Everything is going to be OK lads.

>>217568143
still dont care
let me know when they're dead

>visit escort
>goes well, have sex
>make plans to meet again and chat for a while after
>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you told me you were a virgin so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

>>217568143
have they tried eating

reminder to do your civic duty on every BE flag post

>>217568143
shalom
happy hanukkah

darksiders 2 for a tenner, had to be done

>>217568143
starved to death for nothing again award

>>217568176
do you actually enjoy making this shit up?

tesco skanked me and ran out of gin so didn't bring me any in my delivery. got to walk to the shop now cos i've had a few cans before they turned up. fuming.

>>217568176
youre no longer a virgin though, you had sex with her

did the self hating white cucks post more underage girls?

howling at this freak
8k views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ulQOO_oyo

this wrongun needs banning
janny, can you bump this up to a moderator, please?

>>217568209
whys the front one got wonky feet

My willy lost 1.5" in length since my 20s

>>217568143
if it weren't for bobby sands northern ireland would probably still be part of the UK

>>217568209
those are two blokes mate

>>217568143
What are their grounds for breaking their hunger strike?

>>217568237
really sad how little self-awareness she has

right so it's just nonces here this evening then. that's me off.

>>217568263
the instant and complete freeness of palestine

>>217568253
northern ireland is part of the UK you spastic

It's honestly painful how shit my entire life experience with women has been. Some men go through life with constant female attention, and even a lot of men who are objectively uglier and dumber than me have partners.

And then there's the likes of me. I have never understood women. Literally my whole life I've had nothing but pain, deceit, ghosting on dating apps, women ignoring me, I reached 29 years of age without having a single fucking kiss or date and had to resort to prostitutes to lose my virginity and now I am almost certainly going to be ghosted by the one I've lost my virginity to because let's be fucking real, there is almost no chance she gets back to me, so I'll have to chase her, and then she'll decide I'm desperate and will block me or just ignore my messages like the Russian one did.

Never tell a woman you're a virgin, lads. Even a prostitute.

I seriously wish I were a homosexual or asexual. Life would be a lot easier. There's just no fucking point in trying. All I know is that if a war breaks out and I get conscripted, I'm just going to put a bullet in my head straight away.

watching futari solo camp
I want a gf to camp with

barry lyndon sex arse

>>217568250
my willy hasn't grown since i was 10

>>217568314
cor

Sir Martin Lewis

>>217567524
theres a reason the enlightenment came shortly after everyone could read the bible

find leftypol protesting foreign wars to be rather odd

Gain a clue.
Eacortmong is heathernonce’s newest character.

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guess the channel

rorke renounces all material possesions and joining a monastic tempel somewhere in asia

>>217568292
:/

this thread is a reminder to everyone ITT to do their civic duty and remove the unwanted people from the thread, and get the BE flag poster rangebanned (every time he posts, it should be more towards him getting them). you (filterfags) get what you give

>>217568346
piss off boring twat

>>217568346
obviously liz, I just posted it mate

>>217568263
no responsibility for their actions
they're being detained until their trial for crimes they committed

update: I do have shit smears on the inside of my pants, which due to its highlyy synthetic mix of materials must be very absorbant, hence not left any marks on my underpants. my theory for now is that I suffered from a so-called "dingleberry" during my defecation process, and that that somehow got stuck under the wristband of my watch during my wiping process.

how this went unnoticed, I do not know. my fecal consistency has been rather dry lately (I had a change of diet) but it should have been sufficiently moist as for me to notice bits of shit getting stuck between my wrist and the wristband. the toilet itself is rather cold, so perhaps this screwed up my sensory perception.

how are you spending christmas lads?
i will spend it drunk and in jail

Want to get some food from bossman but don't want to get up and dressed.
Could also use some more booze as I finished the cans and started the homebrew last night.
I can't do anymore homebrew tonight though, it's rough stuff and not to be messed with regularly

>>217568346
LTG

cant stop sharting, bossman put too many chillies in my pizza last night

gay nigga bum shit

lads the escort I've been seeing and lost my virginity to just proposed to me, can't describe how happy I am

>>217568396
with my family

>>217568434
s

Need an Australian gf with Bosnian, Georgian, Polish and Cambodian heritage

you are self hating whites on many levels of cope; you hate straight white man with white woman

my pooshake brings all the boys to the yard

just spent 2 hours setting up a coinbase account to buy a 4chan pass

>>217568396
Unironically with my mum and granny, mums a great cook though, giant turkey already bought and 60 (sixty) pigs in blankets ordered.

>>217568445
a big bed with my wife ass answer

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Anyone else suffering from blue balls due to a 3 days nofap?

love reading the negative reviews on escorts on ukpunting

love stroking my beard

>>217568477
you can use credit card

>>217568482
try 3 days no posting
do it pussy
you wont

>>217568512
fatal mistake and now you and all of your friends will get banned (mod is a wog)

Liz must be getting that Musk money

love coming on my 17 year old daughters hair

>>217568526
i dont want 4chan knowing my identity

mumberg is one of those white people who is allergic to flavour. most she ever does is boil stuff up. i try to explain to her that that's only half of cooking as the other half involves creating sauces and seasoning but she won't hear it

>>217568528
That's impossible. I have no life.

>>217568493
Haha, post one for the lads lad

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>>217567069
Hey bro this is a photo of us in Egypt with my British grandpa

>>217568566
damn bro I hope the blacks read this post

>>217568493
I have been thinking how to get revenge on the one who is ghosting me.
Thought about signing up there and putting a negative review.
I have her details as well.

>>217568561
>coming on
i meant combing, not coming on
silly me
sorry bad typo

>>217568565
thats got to be one of the cutest most feminine transbergs ever

what was the name of that french girl who used to post here

>>217568566
Mine’s the same. It’s tried showing her a better way to do sprouts for this Christmas so they have more flavour and she just told me that’s how she likes them and it’s too complicated. Daft bitch

>>217568565
literally me

>>217568606
poo

sir abdul rapealot

>>217568606
Romelu Lukaku

>>217568565
is the trans sucking the straight guy or is the straight guy sucking her willy

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>>217568567

>>217568585
whats it got to do with blacks? obsessed freak

>>217568627
stfu subhuman

>>217568592
how many desperate messages have you sent her?

>>217568581
Why did you add the chatgpt piss filter to your photo with your british grandpa, lad?
be honest

>>217568567
lel

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As an experienced escort connoisseur over many a year now, let me give you little ones some tips.

Her higher prices dont mean you will get better service.

They dont care about you, just turn up on time, pay the money, dont be a total dick then just leave.

take 25-50mg viagra an hour before to make sure you get it up no matter what if you have trouble with that.

Have a couple of shots to calm your nerves but dont overdo it, you will still get hard but its way less enjoybale.

And avoid Romanians and certain Thais at all costs.

>>217568606
you mean candice? think she committed suicide

>>217568562
doesn't coinbase require copies of your ID and stuff though?

>>217568661
parasite
you are a failure at life and at 4chan

>>217568592
you need psychiatric help before you hurt someone

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>>217568606
Candice

>>217568670
oh yeah her

>>217567165
because it's true and it explains christ

>>217568665
there's a 19 yr old English looking lass near me is that a good or bad sign?

>>217568650
None. I haven't sent any since Monday.

I sent this 6 pm Monday.

>Hi [her name], thank you so much for this afternoon. It was really lovely to see you again. You mentioned you'd be back in the second week of January and I could do Friday 9th or Saturday 10th January if that works, but if it's too early then just let me know.

Her reply.
>No problem at all. I can definitely make one of those days work. I will message you in a few days with some time options :) x

Then my last message for now.
>That's great, thanks [her name]. No rush, really appreciate it.

She is deliberately being a cunt, isn't she?

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helo

>>217568344
actually his latest special interest would be tapir penises

>>217568665
>avoid Romanians
why

French bitch "got it over with" losing her virginity from 4chan and - French that she is - killed herself after sex isnt actually that good, because all French people are depressed, have sex, and have sex with depression

>>217568713
POV: you are ketamine

>>217568716
He’s known to run multiple gimmicks and characters though

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>you are poor in runescape and in real life

blud gave a prostitute the ick

>>217568686
Nah what I need is for this cunt to honour her word.

>>217568711
Will you stop spamming this larp shite please

>>217568665
personally im a fan of the Brazilian ones
always have fat arses and will take a hard fucking
god bless brazil

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well rorke?

remember when lola gatsby used to be on AW

found the onitis's mum on facebook and luckily she posted loads of photos of her and i've been saving them all

>>217568740
kek

>>217568757
is this net or gross? I'm either comfortable or middle class

>>217568653
Nah it was just me and grandpa in Egypt we started from Japan but our flight ran into issues so we went to Hong Kong then chartered a boat to singapore then went through India.

>>217567094

>>217568748
What were the stomach scars from again?

>>217567069
You will never be American.

>>217568757
i'm low income

>>217568757
Stably paid I think

stable mentioned

>>217568702
Look at her reviews on adultwork and ukpunting and go from there, English girls are the best though followed by the Polish
>>217568721
Everything is extra and they generally have a shitty attitude
>>217568751
They are by far the best looking ones but again everything is extra with them, kissing, oral without etc

>>217568910
women will tell you to just shower bro then date guys who don't wash their arse

+1 to my daiwa scarlet runs
+320Kplus fans