Cinnabon edish
first for cymru
she could peg me
how is it at all cost effective to be an escort?you make a couple hundred dollars or more an hour sure, but the transportation, cleaning up and time between clients surely rips that apart
>>217576594i would let her call me slurs if you know what i mean nyehehehe
the esl people really struggle with the word thorough which is funny because they just ignore it or make it up whenever reading something it appears in
Bedsheets stinkUnaided by my release of potent gustsLaundrytoil looms
>>217576577She doesn't do that many bookings from what I can tell.Anyway, at the end of the day she is a whore who sucks dick for money. And her tits are beginning to sag at 28.Once her looks go then she is done.
>>217576631how is it at all cost effective to be a plumber?you make a couple hundred dollars or more an hour sure, but the transportation, cleaning up and time between clients surely rips that apart
>>217576642ever cum on them and let it dry out?
>>217576547the only sensible person here: a complete spacker and utter pseudyou lot really are the worst of the worst
>>217576666um x
escortvirgin needs to fuck off back to britfeel with tilde and the rest of the freaks
>>217576654
alright yanks you can stop pretending to be retarded now
>>217576654Why lad?
>>217576594Does my heart good that so many people donated to this lass.
>>217576631you're actually properly thick arent you
quiche consumption rate in sco plaz violently increasing
>>217576654you talk about how you're leaving literally every day you pathetic raped little spack. proper little stockholm case arent you, i'd imagine it's the crossed wires from being raped by a loved one.
shooting anyone who asks for a well-fired rollhow about a well-fired head
>>217576651No, go to great lengths to avoid that
>>217576631Incalls don’t require transportation. Most outcalls involve the escort being picked up.
>>217576648you're retarded if you think that's a good comparison plumbers have multiple people working on projects, there's insurance and other trades involvedsmall jobs you can order parts ahead of time or make multiple trips on different days to make it efficient, and be in and out in like 10 minutes. you can also not be hygienic and finish the job escorts have to clean up, do foreplay, actually do the thing they're paid for then repeat the whole process from scratch at various private locations
not washed my bedsheets in months. they must be utterly saturated with fart particles
>>217576736do you think foreplay isn't included in an escort's time?
>>217576736Fucking hell you're fucking stupid
>>217576740wash mine every 7 days
>>217576626fucking bitch
>>217576740We can go halfsies at the laundry shop tomorrow
>>217576631they charge extra for outcallsif they travel they use hotels
>>217576736yeah you genuinely have an intellectual disability
>>217576753alri gayboy
we are herehttps://www.twitch.tv/duckiecos
Historically accurate jesus
Haven't slept in like 30 hours and I still can't sleep
>>217576736Were you dropped as a baby?
>>217576784just close your eyes nigga hahahaha
>>217576762Seems to go without saying for our transatlantic threadmates
>>217576828well? did it work? show us the rest of the convo
>>217576822*smashes it dead with one swat of me hand*Shouldn’t have pinched me chip, simple as
>>217576822rorke unmasked
>>217576828Done 'er
jumping is NOT a crime
>>217576776they look rough
ladsyou're medical expertsyou ever get a scratchy as fuck throat and literally no other cold symptoms?my neck feels like fucking sandpaper but I don't have a blocked nose or fever or anything
Fallout 3Best Fallout
this ruby girl massively pisses me off for some reasondumb tarq larping as an intellectual while sponging off her parents and not working or doing anything of value
>>217576856um x
>>217576859I'm afraid that's AIDs
>>217576761ok that makes sense guessing they get some hotel deals too
poo seal actually originated in 2023i think this makes it ineligble for gimmick of the year 2025
>>217576847bruv
>>217576868But would you shag her though?
the hong kong cronem
1, 2, 3, JUMP!!!!!!!
>>217576868closeted bitch
>>217576880Most of the escorts I’ve seen live out of hotels.
Watch your profanity!
>Fairley's modus operandi as The Fox was to either burgle his victims while they were not at home, spending time in the property where he would construct a den from blankets and furniture, watch television and take food from the fridge, or to break into the property while the occupants were asleep. In these latter instances, the victims would typically wake to find Fairley, wearing gloves, and a mask to conceal his face, while brandishing a shotgun. He would then subdue the occupants before committing either sexual assault on them, or rape. Often he had observed the properties he planned to target in advance, and following an attack would make his getaway across open countryside. It was his habit of constructing dens in the properties he targeted that would lead to the media giving him the nickname The FoxQuite based really
>>217576859get that immediately before i get a cold, always know i'll come down with one in a couple days if i have a scratchy throat
Previously, on /brit/
ARE... YOU... READY!!!
>>217576947I decided that
>>217576868wasnt worth posting before either
>>217576945screaming
I will be increasing migration by 100%
>>217576947>somebody real mystery that
got the asmr on
>>217576913noits not even that she's a muntershe's just so relentlessly pretentious that I genuinely don't know if I could get it upthat's how much her tarqyness repulses me>>217576976haven't posted this before
>>217576999go back to /deutsch/ you hun bastard
>doesnt like being btfo >starts banning indiscriminatelysounds about right
>>217576859get some medicated bronchial balsalm
>>217576947This isn't the "world city" we all know and love :/
>>217577019t. Jayden Tucker Fletcherson
>>217576999>he doesn't want to shag pretentious tarq girlsSomething wrong with you lad
>>217577023what the fuck are you on about
>>217576919so that's how they make it cost effectiveyet if i question it im told i have an intellectual disability or something. fuck off
>woke complain about the sun>commie starmer decides to get rid of itelection NOW
>>217576996I oppose this
>>217576868i have similar views
going to go find a better history since the discussion earlier went nowhere. if i cant find one ill continue reading gibbon. thanks for intellectual conversation you raging lunatics
>>217576945how did you unlock the 13th month what’s it called
fake self dox gimmick has been a boon for real accidental self doxxers
>>217577069You will be killed Rorkeychops for opposing us
ruby needs a good shagging to sort her out
>>217577070That is an extremely pakified image
It's my birthday
>>217576908cooor wish i had made the inaugural poo seal post
would love to cuddle an absolutely massive catberg
>>217577050have shagged many of them, I used to live in OxfordI shagged 4 separate girls who were all part of Magdalen College and dated one of them who was a 21 year old communist doing politics at Oxfordhave had my fair shareI like posh southern English girls but only the ones who aren't so pretentious (they do exist)
>>217577077go fap off Brody
girlie what hte duck
>>217577116mental that. i've never shagged a girl
she is legitimately insane
>>217577132she looks like she smells, ugh
Doxxing a poo
We will be making the Indian Rupee an official currency soon
setting off to toil in 13 hours and 45 minuteswish i was one the dole
>>217577132>>217577137she wishes she were hermione granger so badly.It's sad really!
grimkinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6knm5Ozq26o
>>217577086At least I'll die fighting for the England that was
>>217577137how is she so bad at the quirkina intellectual thing? she's been doing it for years but she looks like shit
>>217577137Love how awkward and autistic she is. Bet she has a bf tho.
You rely on trans women to build and fix your computers, to code your video games, to produce your music, to star in your pornos.Yet you still go around insulting them, demanding they be stripped of rights, trying to press them into more trauma, depression, suicide. On top of already having to live with dysphoria and an unwelcoming society.Seems odd and counterproductive, no?
>>217577155Can I fuck your wife
>>217577116>>217577135The duality of man
>>217577132>hte duck
lol? gibbon it is
>>217577132>>217577137dresses like a fucking victorian>>217577135get out there ladbig wide world is full of zoomer birds ready to shag
>>217577137Peter Pan Syndrome
>>217577169Know your place pakipops and do not speak to Lord Leftypops like this
>>217576594ai slop
>>217577137wonder what she thinks to herself when he watches it back before posting
>>217577187don't know how or where to go
>>217577182The raped
>hte duck
>>217577137>workshe volunteered at her old school's library 2 mornings a week
>>217577137what do we know about her political beliefs?she strikes me as a reform tradwife
>>217577166she has never had a bf
>>217577182remember reading this and i thought it was really mid
>>217577160yanks will live within a few miles of this while posting on /int/ about how dangerous and scary london is and how it isnt even british anymore
>>217577168>to star in your pornos.er wot >Seems odd and counterproductive, no?For a man to pretend he's a woman and then have no sense of humor about how ridiculous he looks, yes. Blog off cunt
We will be flooding 95% of England's land mass
>>217577218Can't talk about politics on /int/ lad, the jannies won't have it
>>217577197join a running club or a tennis club or a dance club or just anything where you meet new peoplealso get on the dating appssimple as
>>217577241i've been in a tennis club for literally 2 years now and achieved fuck all
i've never even been on a date
>>217577224Who's holding the camera for her when she's shooting vids outside? I've noticed she has a helper
i miss rubymong aka bristol redditflagger :<
>in the pub earlier>got speaking to a lass>she wasn't even alive when the moon landing happenedunc bros they've got children in pubs now
>>217577236You're an American and ergo retarded and hitlerian. Nobody cares what you think fatso.
>>217576594gold ship if she real
small brained american is in Tanzania guys.
>>217577260unironically her mum
>>217577234someone could post that from sudan and it would also be true
>>217577256any fit birds you play tennis with?
>>217577306Yeah but they're not quite the right... generation
>>217577302if london was placed on a list of the 200 most populous american cities it would rank lower than 150th for violent crime
>>217576999>she's just so relentlessly pretentiousshe's not that pretentious. she's earnest but lacks the intelligence or worldiness to really say anything of substance. just makes you want to listen to her babble on about a new book while trying to impress you by sounding smart before you shag her midwit arse rotten
>>217577313don't know what this meanshow old are theyhow old are you
>>217577306not really. lots of girls join but they quit immediately once they realise it's pretty difficult. ironically enough the only women who've stuck with it are either married or underage
>air fryeryou mean a standard convection ovenlike 99.9% of people already have
>>217577226what were thoughts on picrel?
>>217577234baltimore is in the top 5 most violent places in america not comparable to some ghetto place a couple miles away from any suburb
back from the work christmas do, turns out that despite being a northerner the toilfu is a total lightweight and had her head in her hands after just a few shots bless her
>>217577271Trannies kill themselves because they're living a lie predicated on a sick twisted fetish. Fuck off cunt. Go suck a cock
>>217577330Lots of women play padel because it's a pathetic sport for retards, might be worth a try
Americans be black
>>217577332Air fryers have a completely different footprint with a faster fan
saying goodnight and going
>>217577343Bet she was really impressed when you downed your 8th pint
i enjoy posting "toby melty" when he's not actually having a meltdown because it will inevitably trigger one
right you never read them
>>217577290God i love her. I hope she marries a nice English boy and has lots of babies
>>217577362going where
>>217577330tbf if you're part of a tennis club and go regularly you're already more socially adjusted than most of /brit/just get on the apps I guess idkliving in a big city helps, don't really know what to say if you live in a rural area
>>217577362goodnight
>>217577376live in london. thought about apps but i literally don't have any pics
>>217577365That horse game he's playing seems to have really calmed him down
>>217577361no they dont
>>217577365it's very cute when he says go ahead and meltdown then in responseliterally just "no u"
>The year is 2007>You're on the bus into town>You're listening to Golden Skans by Klaxons on your iPod Nano>You're preparing a rollie with a 12.5g pouch of Cutter's Choice, which cost you about £2.50>You're wearing a fluorescent v-neck t-shirt and skinny jeans you bought from Topman>Your friend group has one guy with a fake ID who will be tasked with going to the local corner shop and buying cans of cheap cider>When you get home later, you will watch the latest episode of Skinshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX2KX0OaofI
so has the parasite been posting pretending to be me while ive been gone or something
>>217577371>
>>217577365bizarre lie
>>217577350Nazi retard yank lol
>>217577362going where honey pie? x
toby meltie
>>217577364she did keep saying "omg how are you not drunk yet" but I think rather than be impressed it just made her more ashamed that she couldn't keep up
>>217577371did you? post them on your shelf
>>217577324I don't care about stats from your country after the casey report
>>217577406>>The year is 2007>>You're on the bus into townno its notno im not
>no uyour life is very shallow and the state that it is in is a direct consequence of your refusal to ever challenge your beliefs or change how you act which is also the easiest or least resistance path there is most of the time I would be
A THING OF BEAUTYI KNOWWILL NEVER FADE AWAY
Yanks should be banned from posting here
>>217577416>>217577440>doesnt provide a single rec>proceeds to act as if he has an opinionyou cant just admit it, youre too proud like a lazy slave that needs to be broken
>>217577392you live in clapham?mental how many easy Aussie birds there are there, pulling at places like infernos is a piece of cake
insane how rattled you got over some fruity books
>>217577452bottom of the food chain says what?
>>217577374>>217577421aff tae bed >>217577382nini
my new boots came today :)feel nice
>>217577460They should be banned from everything. Deeply unserious country.
>>217577454...Johny?
>>217577480this is me right now
>>217577484I feel sorry for you. this post is not projection (yours was), and no "no u" takesies backsies. I hope that you get a grip of your life and change
>>217577467nah, southwark
leftypol deciding out of nowhere that paedophiles are an oppressed minority who need liberating
>>217577491Tell your mum not us
>>217577373>boy...erm about that!
how degen is it to order a second takeaway dinner in a night?
>>217577466are you posting all these alternative books because you get btfo last thread over ed gibbon
>>217577521Fat bastard
last one, bye losers
>>217577509toby
What's luh waves
>>217577491gay boots, one presumes
Anti-yank posters always lose
by the way I wasnt posting (or doing it) about the mint rub on my dick to try and make it get bigger. that was an observation I made, and I posted my observation(s). I think that you should put mint on your penis to see if it makes it bigger. thats why I came back here tonight and by the way, I just came back from the toilet and was looking at my dick; it (not hard rn) is hanging pretty good put mint on your dick. probably not your balls (it burns a bit), I dont trust it to not kill sperm or something
>>217577532Luh meltdown x
>>217577535yep
>>217577532read this, it was alright. lots of focus on german tribes iirc
Mad how bad boomers completely fucked it. Don't know if it was the invention of television or leaded petrol inducing brain damage but they dropped the ball so bad.
>>217577547bix nood
Make sure you grease your bullets with hog fat before shooting any muslims.
>>217577546how's your nan?
>>217577548yeah youre so gay arent youin your gay bootsnaughty boy
>>217577569weird post to make you evil ghoul
He's literally me.
>>217577568That’s not how our religion works
>>217577579UM x
>>217577510only thing to do I guess is to start getting some pics of yourselfif you're out with mates or at a social or toil event, make sure you get onetakes some time as a guy but in time you'll have built up a small library of a few pics of yourself that aren't shitgenuinely took me years to get enough good pics of just myself kek
>>217577589I think that's Keanu Reeves actually
>>217577589Time to party like it's 2023!
>>217577589doubt he needs a daily suppository or wears fag boots tbf
>>217577348imagine her shoving that up your arse
>>217577586not an argumentwhat have you done to your nan?
>>217577540weird how i stuck around just to spite them and this place became a bad habit
>>217577601yeah seems like a waste of time then. not really interested finally to start dating in my mid 30s
>>217577439No woman is ever trying to keep up
Caesar had such an impossibly entertaining life.All those battles where he came within a hair's breadth of death.Being the first ever Roman to see Britain which was so mysterious even the senators who hated him were excited to hear his reports.Conquering France, Beligum and Switzerland.Crossing the fucking Rubicon.His civil wars and picking off his enemies one by one.Shagging Cleopatra and putting a baby in her.Veni Vidi Vici for a province that rebelled whilst he was in Egypt with Cleopatra.Fixing up Rome after all its neglect because of the civil war.And then an assassination on the floor of the senate, the very location he was trying to strip power from to put in his own hands.And I'm skipping over so much too.Literally nobody's lead a more interesting life since.
We are ALL Charlie Kirk
>>217577562hard to care about the next generation when you're so comfortable in the best economy of mankind
>>217577613so youve had a reality break again today at some point
>>217577613well rapeso she is raped. but the parasite will say 'no you' and say my nan was not raped (which she is) but he doesn't know. noone even cares about him and he'll use it as an excuse to attack me, because he knows he is dying without (you)s which he doesnt get
>>217577551https://archive.org/details/thstr
>>217577510kind of close, maybe I can see inside your room from mine.
>>217577636Meanwhile I fell asleep in 2020 and just woke up
has the parasite been here doing this >>217577644then thats sad. what a literal cockroach
things which are ILLEGAL:The petersThe poniesThe miceThe dragons
fffguhghhfduhffgduf
>>217577644amateurish attempttoo many mouseyisms thrown in
>>217577652thought you were gone?
>>217577670>>217577665this is the parasite
>>217577653if you see a sad miserable sack of shit that's me
>>217577644
people are drawn to me, all eyes on me at all times (when I enter a room), and am the social nucleus. thats who I am
Rorke lost.
>>217577606I think that's a fake video game virtual character actually
>>217577694sounds like you fucking stink
>>217577420Europe is a conquered people and that's why you are demon possessed.
uma cup champions meet has resetyesterday I got to class A and won 3 in the 5 games one round so now I am at class A stayers, so I will probably go on for the rest of the cup not winning everim in noob cup btw because im not good enough to go unrestricted. my king halo (C tier long) is going hard. in 15 races hes placed 1st in 8
A man collapsed on the train todayAnd I was thinkingIf you give him your jacket likeOr fold it up to put under his headYou're not getting that back are you? What, just because I was the nearest dickhead, I should give over my nice £200 jacket? Nah. The next chump can do it lol
>>217577721the nan, mousenonce, wheres the nan
>>217577168trannies make everything they touch worse albeitall those things would be better without them
>>217577735Scream
>Europe is a conquered people and that's why you are demon possessed.
>>217577741hate this horse good idea though I should do this one for the runs today. it has a good affinity with some guest umas for parents that I have to use after the setup
>>217577694sounds like my ex
a lot of fit girls on tinder who i will never ever match!
>>217577760bloatGOD
>>217577762yeah people like me are the ex of lots of people I guess.. also shag loads not just having girlfriends
had my shower. now on the best watching a bit of telly.
>>217577777
>>217577760That's Cody done then
>>217577716screaminghe's cooked
>>217577636reckon a lot of roman history would be considered old legends like king arthur if not for all the still standing 2,000 year old buildings
>>217577735>chumpeven in larps you talk like a spacker
>>217577812>still standing 2,000 year old buildingsname one
>>217577348She's drawing attention to it, I feel
>>217577822he makes a good point tho doesnt he
>is that a WOMAN with a PENIS and TESTICLES? >WAOW *slobber* she is a woman deserving *drools* of our respect! *salivates* his penis and sperm is more important than whether he can get pregnant or not
don't think i'll ever find love lads
>>217577832yeah she should put her arm further down to get it out of the camera/frame
where's nimi nightshift
>>217577840who are you quoting
>>217577848ktim
>>217577848that is a belief which you can change
>>217577828colosseumpantheon
>>217577860Thought you were married
>>217577855im doing nightshift currently
hasume hasume uma musume
>>217577880what was for dinner?
>>217577866both reconstructions
Fuentes will be America's Cesar
>>217577877never even had sex
protip: spray cologne on your bumhole in the morning and you'l be treated to a wonderful pong each time you shit
>>217577903prefer not to say
>>217577905
>>217577917only have a cream cologne atm
>cologneFoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbMQYV-XuhA
>>217577910Thought you gave off normie vibes tbqh
>>217577931He's right you know
nicholas j fuentes should kill himself
>>217577937what do you call it then?
>>217577931what a whiny bitch
>>217577947thats not the scottish guy who lives in poland its some jf zoomer slop poster
>>217577931Who the fuck is that bald cunt seen him loads recently for some reason
>>217577931modern politics is so gayjust both sides going 'kys kys kys' and then replying 'wow you really said kys kys kys'
don't ignore me you rancid swine
>>217577857Stop watching tranny porn mong. Trannies are dysfunctional men, most aren't gay, most don't like men, most fuck blacks and get diseases. Total rubbish bin niche interest of incels.
making something of my fat arse nigger life
My name is actually Cody
>>217577942do you pay 30 carats to go again in the different cup events or no? me I do because its gameplay, although however many carrots rn is looking pretty tasty o.o
>>217577980https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XohPWJwA5Cg
>>217577970true, which reminds me, kysmnyeg
>>217577979sc
>>217577983i've done it before but i think i've only ever broken even
>>217577947thanks
(legal age) school boy young "fuccboi" gets stuck in the backrooms (im gonna rape him)
>>217577977i asked who you were quoting you patternseeking schizo chimp retard
New>>217578009>>217578009
ghoulish
>>217577983how should we call you btw? 'mouse' or 'horse' or maybe something else? :3
it's over
>>217577998nah you gain something like 5 carrots if you do it, not breaking even. got to remember that you also get a reward for the extra game
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