uncle rorke edish
do you want to play chess tonight?
>>217578031okay but only if I can be black
trannies should all be killed
>>217578031send a lichess link
>>217578045whyy
>>217578045UM x
>>217578045suicide is not xool dude
We will be introducing gorillas and lions to the English countryside
yeah actually the rewards for round 2 cup buy-in (with carats) rounds are insane so I am going to go do it. probably next time I will not buy-in for a third game on it because those rewards are worse, so long as I get my three-win round in the freebies :3 only have to win like 2 games for it to cost like 5 carrots to get all those rewards and that gameplay
>>217578097hi maus
actually I regret buying in for another run now that ive done it but at the same time I wouldve been left with what I got had I walked away
We will be jailing all Rorkes for a very long time
>>217578089What about my livestock?
>>217578009Who let rorke's unc out
>>217578127We will be slaying those evil beasts
>>217578019Rorke won't like this
IMBECILES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnSQW9YQZu4
2 wins 2 more games to go... oo poggers (special week (actually special week btw) and kign halo winners)
We will be taking Rorke's piggy bank and emptying its (sparse) contents into a UNICEF collection jar
might kill myself in gta online
Only the conquered live under socialism
2nd place (special week) (3rd place king halo)... 1 more game to go, to break even on the buyin
anyone willing to 'ear 'bout me feelings
awful mood in the last race, not good king halo takes 1st place to have me end the three-win extra round and I geeet 20 carrots...
>>217578206……yh
Make 2026 the year you stop poo screaming and grow up instead
tyty for the +50 carats to my collection. I shall be spending them on a free extra career run (every day I do more than the people that dont do this)
poo screaming
mass shooting? call me when it's s mass pooping
need to start forward planning now so i don't spend another new years alone and miserable
>>217578253good post. CAPTCHA: TYTYTG
fligu gigu
mass scraning
2025 is the year that I clean my new tupperware microwave-safe dish an hour ago and get to 22 followers on uma game
The two flavours of white American
>>217578214love him and how much he will split the left vote
today I might not spend 10 carrots on doing an extra run from the cup carrots I got, because I did that yesterday after buying in a third round when next time I wont be spending them to buy-in on the first round as the rewards arent as good. also im on 45 TP so I will probably get to 30 by the time I am done with a run from -30
>>217578300strange post
>>217578285that sounds lovely mate x
>>217578254but if you finally find happiness and then lose it you will feel way more miserable than you do now
>>217578285whats your username so i can follow!
>>217578320literally me horse boner
>>217578300the two uses of hand sanitizer
>>217578214what subreddit was this posted on i want to look at the comments
>>217578300Can't stand that cunt and his psycho smile
>>217578332not going to disclose that here so you can hack me after you or CA started me playing and I put all this work in...
>>217578230not you
>>217578300what happened to bro
>>>/pol/523492552It's hitler all over again but they can't stop hopping over the border to live in nazi occupied germany.
>>217578300Me on the right basically is how I feel
>>217578363yh ok
this month I have played uma game 159 hours, doing things like careers, races and other club things and testing my horses before the cup started on long track (3000m) trainer cup exhibitions
>>217578370>>>/int/cum/>>>/pol/
>>217578356UM x
4chan is getting blocked on monday
Really enjoying slow horses
>>217578394uwuand at the same time, even real life friends that know each other in person and arent based on 4chan have fallouts and get fucked over dont they
>>217578398lie on
>>217578398good
>>217578383this month or last 30 days? because this month would mean you played 11 hours a day
>>217578411UM yes you are right Horse x
>>217578398what a lovely looking town
>>217578426I probably played 11 hours a day. but I had to do the "saved runners" twice over on the active club members, also the inactives (so they come back with a huge boost and it builds attachment to the club) maybe this will lead to me getting the same treatment back, and them giving me club points. either way it will make the club members stronger which then benefits the club (and that helps the members - and so on) at the same time there is worth to being in the club - moreso than other ones - and they should be required to put in effort to stay in the club so that we can grow
>>217578426rookie numbersi play 4chan 14 hours per day
>OMG THE OVERTON WINDOW IS SHITFTING>WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT
>>217578460+9999999 to the club score
>>217578471*votes reform*
wonder if the top uma clubs would pay like $20 to get 40 million fans. I would definitely do that 1 (or 3) times a week
really wish i wasnt so autostick
need nonces thoroughly bashed
>>217578481we will be ranking up soon I hope the reward for good things for the club is better rewards from compound interest - and the "little things" for everyone!
>>217578526ktim
I'm so lonely lads :(
>>217578497if I go refresh TTs opponent matchups enough times do I eventually get a "free gift with every win!" top opponent or is that only on the first load of all of them?
>>217578532https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l0Qb_7Pm2o
>>217578526good bit poorly executed because of tiktok zoomer faggotry
>>217578556idk
Poo
>>217578547eight years old are you
mambo
horse nonce game
>>217578553life is like a movie for chad
finally came after an eleven hour goon seshdisgusted with myself
wish there was a way to find out (or a tracker or something) what the current club rank breaks are for each rank. surely there would be some type of crowdsourcing of the information like uma.moe parents
>>217578410jackson lamb sex arse
>>217578598bnwo?
>>217578598bet it didn't even feel that good
literal sociopath horse: "I wish youwere docile like the fish in an aquarium, ...well thats just not you is it
>>217578620Asanagi
>>217578633ok
sociopathic horse: ""I wish you were docile like the fish in an aquarium, ...well thats just not you is it" *goes back to her idle pose* how do you respond
>>217578660by stomping your boring twat head in
>>217578660who
uma game has given me (as (an esteemed) one of the uma club leaders) one thing so far for boosting engagement/interaction/activity, or retention, without saying anything. hopefully I learn more to go on to be a better uma club leader
a squatting posture is simply more natural and healthier for doing a poo
>>217578214proper ugly jew face he haswhy can leftoids only ever think of politics in terms of marvel slop or whatever this reference is?
>>217578682narita (lion horse) had an absolute MONSTER ready for the open cup where I got her stats decent then tanked the race but she came out somewhere in B+ not B uwu
yank children's literature is something else
Taishin Testuuu
>>217578718ok
to the little RUNT who said I take a suppository and wear fag boots in the last threadI love you x
>>217578757UM x
i need a jew
fuck nazis
Anyway yeah here's a candid someone took of me aha x
>>217578777you remind me of me, minus the charisma, and impressive cawk
that post wasnt me but ty for the flattery
my V was female with the smallest possible cock size - which still mogged me irl by quite some length and girth
>>217578757
>>217578718presume the story ends with ellen being forced to turn tricks and getting brutally spitroasted by a pair of johns
103/230 horses in my collection... mass glue conversions soon...
>>217578843OH MOONS!
>>217578861You can't fuck a cartoon horse lad
by the power of the moon I will PUNISH you!
cant be arsed reading the thread, whats this edition's lore so far
might cry myself to sleep
might start doing social work, work with those experiencing distress and that.
>>217578914Fuck up son
Cry baby cryMake your mother sighShe's old enough to know betterSo cry baby cry
bathing
>>217578914uma
the umbunny from that indie game is called umiwhat a crazy world
According to Taoism, the universe is perfect. The only time anything bad can possibly happen is when humans go against the natural direction the universe is pulling them in.Seems retarded to me. What about kids with bone cancer?
>>217578775this
Want to feed my cum to a british bitch boy
>>217578775way ahead of you xister
mad that that nazi pedo yank told me lord of the rings if for children and i shouldn't read it. children aren't for sexualising mate
GBeebies news hosts are triggered and crying because Ash Sakar said neo-nazis should follow their leader.We have actually reached the point where it's socially acceptable to be triggered and outraged for making a joke about Nazis.
https://x.com/queenxxxroxie/status/1999905910911906099?s=46white british “masculinity” in 2025, everyone
poo hobbits
he didn't even bother doing the gimmick of the year poll
>>217579048This content isn't accessable in the UK because it's 18+. Unless you give your ID to Musk in which case you deserve to be raped by an AI robot.
>>217579048both cockmog me
Wow is that a link to a tweet I can't wait to click it !!
>>217579086can you explain the tweet for those of us who cant see x
>>217579048>wow! so tiny and beautifullol
>>217579086You should be raped by a giant robot. Idiot.
For the white people in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldF--k99gM
>>217578972scmer rouge
>>217579093two nude women on some sort of balcony bouncing up and down jiggling their breasts and penises
>>217579105>unironic christianyeah nah
Remember when you see a yank flag you're either talking to a Hispanic or an 30 stone greasy neckbeard NEET.Both are virgins and white supremacists.
>>217579130right well that's ummy isnt it
>two nude women on some sort of balcony bouncing up and down jiggling their breasts:D>and penises:/
>>217579140But also a psychopath
>>217579105>>217579095>>217579048if this was history times i would go count dracula on you exhausting faggots and skewer you mentally ill slobs on big spikes and leave you there to die slowly, would also kill every member of your celebrating family so your lineage stops
How's the account ladsWe got a bunch of risk adjusted limit orders picking up stocks if they tank and become extremely affordable. It's the equivalent of trawling the ocean and hoping there's something good somewhere in there. Doesn't take a whole lot of brainpower but it gets somewhere approximately once a day.
>>217579189dont know if this post is about uma game or stocks but im doing a rice shower
>>217578957Looks penis
>>217579189this is ai generated gibberish
>cambro down>incestflix down
>>217579189don't know
Thinking about North Korean slags
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Farto
fit trans friend is a lesbianfucks sake
>>217579225mad how north korean wilberts are only like 3.7 inches on average
>gingernonce has taken his daily leave>the yanks left here are still freaks on almost the same levelwhy must we suffer them
>>217579183all i did was laugh at the silly tweet no reason to be so upset at me
England seems like such a nice place disregarding all the you know who’s It can’t be that bad outside of the big cities right? (Also disregarding economic situation)
>>217579255so he's a straight man
>>217579255Your mate is straight and you are gay
im still thinking about thos beans
>>217579250see now this is something a yank could know and post about but no they post tranny cock
>>217579255just say you're a woman then you can go out with himthats how gender works right
>>217579272she is a homosexual woman
>>217579291You're Pakistani, aren't you?
>>217579288done him big time
bum farto and wankard pooser linked up
>>217579315no
neoliberal trainer logging in (to uma game)
if you watch gay porn but you're straight and then you turn trans just to watch the gay porn so its straight, but then de-trans when the porn ends, that's straight then yeah?
pogchamp gold inspiration... +44 speed S mile though!! thank you super creek, for (some reason) getting her to A tier mile, from B...
>>217579370looks like he's doing a bum farto in that picture
>>217579376if you watch porn you are gay
2 x pimpy 3 x bape
California family says a funeral director gave them a bag with their own son's brain in it.The family of 27-year-old Alexander Pinon has filed a lawsuit, claiming funeral director Anita Singh gave them their son's brain instead of his clothes.Pinon's family had paid for a $10,000 for a "full-service memorial tribute package" and requested that the funeral home give them back their son's clothes.According to the lawsuit, Singh handed them a bag. When they went home, they put the contents of the bag in the laundry and out came brain material."At that point, they had no idea that it was their son's brain that was in the washing machine," said the family's attorney, Samer Habbas."They didn't know if it was mixed up with somebody else's brain, whether it was their son's, they had not a single idea."According to a whistleblower who works at the funeral home, after the brain was returned, Singh put it in a box and left it in the courtyard of the funeral home for "two-and-a-half months."
>>217579370disappeared like a fart in the wind
wow a lot of transphobes in here tonight
Just ignoring me then are we :/
say what you will about trannies, it’d be fun to wake up one morning and have some gigantic chebs on your chest
I'm probing you.
>>217579422*rapes you*
>>217579400Britain is the most transphobic country on Earth. Unironically you're better off in Iran, Venezuela, China, or some shit.
>>217579412screeching at poley
>>217579412niggas will say depression and anxiety are mental illnesses but not this
Emma Watson sex poo
>>217579432>>217579434
brown arseholemy arsehole is brown
how do I get on pip for my depression and anxiety
>>217579412Spamming your /pol/ sissy crossdresser collection in order to help repress you dysphoria again are you?
>>217579462done him
>>217579460show them this thread and they'll get you taken care of
>>217579460You don't have depression or anxiety
Can anyone remember what time I took my medicine
>>217579458The rest of you’s brown too so fuck up
me? never taking my "lithium" again.
dog
>>217579524this is an excellent post
>>217579529proxy/VPN yank
>>217579491i do tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSzO5WGefSY&list=RDMMYSzO5WGefSY&start_radio=1
>>217579524i like the handle for convenient carryingwish my dog came with one but he's an older model
join.ice.gov
>>217579537kys mousenonce>>217579550kys gingerpedo
>>217579511It's not too late for you to seek therapy or join the waiting list for a gender clinic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MiFV1tpWrI
>>217579568done him
>>217579555It's great isn't it, a portable dog you can take anywhere
>>217578300Anglo-Tutonic and Irish-Iberian
literally never encounter trannies except when rorke spams them here
>>217579562youre mad
found out about golden retriever boyfriends today I will either be getting one or being the golden retriever for a girl
>>217579615meds now
>>217579606saw one today in waterstones wearing the same carly rae jepsen t shirt i got at the 2022 tour
you have health problems or youre a loser in general so you stay here seething like some ape. sort your life out instead of coping>but anon its too late for mekys
I will simply become the golden retriever
>>217579655meltdown
Who are you quoting
>>217579529>>217579670youre not sentient btw
100 pounds or get a prostate exam from a sexy paki nurse?
>>217579677dont have a luh melty x
>>217579606Used to toil with a ftm
cousin gets something like £900 a month for her depression and anxietynever worked a job in her life
>>217579412The one before moni is a genuine schizo who has stood for parliament and council a few times in Blaydon. I still wonder how the fuck they keep getting the signatures required to stand.
>>217579672
>>217579683>sexy paki
>>217579696screach
for me it's anime
shaving my arsehole tomorrow
!!
>>217579697we exist
>>217579550raped
>>217579707woo! was thinking about you with this earlier today
actually mental how much slower you become after any amount of alcoholeven one drink and my response times are twice as slow and I start slurring my words a bitmad. hope I never get into a fight whilst on a night out, I'd be decked
Don't worry about your own life issues, don't worry about immigration, don't worry about capitalism and billionaires... because le evil trans people exist!Honestly the extent to which these schizos and our media try to get you to constantly think about transgenderism is sick. I've nothing for or against trannies I do not care I just recognise a fucking scapegoat for retards to dedicate their lives to seething about when I see one.
Need to stick my tongue up her shitter.
>>217579696>>217579703>
>>217579707what does this mean
>>217579736she got the science coat
>>217579733The raped
>>217579726tilde
>>217579726
my food after I eat it: the pood
youre brain dead retarded.
>>217579741
>>217579760bio-fems are disgusting
>>217579767been saying this for years
>>217579760I can summon you to dance to my tune like a little puppet Your entire life revolves around seething anger about an abstract group of people you'll probably never interact withGo to an asylum already
10 turns to get uhhh 400 speed
>>217579772erm... not sure you can post this...
>>217579793done him
>>217579723KTIM
actually 836 speed rn
after a drink or two i turn superhuman personallyafter that yeah it's a downward spiral
Crohn'sberg is going absolutely mental rn
+323K fans to my fanscount horse can do whatever it wants now in the finals/qualifier because I dont have swinging maestrom. but this horse goes hard (with lower stats than other horses need, for example in the Japan cup)
stupid retard
vomited
Had a great day today x
>>217579898go on mouse, I missed it, which horse are you using now for this career? I'm struggling with mine rn
>>217579726>don't worry about immigration, don't worry about capitalism and billionairesnot fooling anyone leftypol
>>217579914rice shower rn but you need mile aptitude to do it (luckily my super creek gives that for some reason)
>>217579913yeah?
>>217579910that's what you get for looking in the mirror
Been awake for like 36 hours
Women love horses
>>217579927I like rice shower a lot, I'm doing mihono bourbon right now but she always burns out toward the end of the race, I think I should train her stamina.
>>217579940entering pog zone
>>217579932true but also thehalf a nottle of rum
curious about the grammatical differences between brits and americans particularly in the context of definitions of health conditions
>>217579940your risk of a heart attack is high
racehorses only have like -5 years shorter life expectancy over regular horses btw PeTA euthanize a lot of dogs as you know
Brainberg is basically mush these days
Never sleep just chug more energy drinks
>>217579954and what's the status of the knee?
maaarvelous!
>>217579940how do you feel
+409K fans to my fanscount
>>217579998I feel ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIhP9X4lsYI&list=RDQIhP9X4lsYI&start_radio=1
slapping my big fat belly
>>2175800100 replies award
>
Richest 0.001% of Americans have 15% of the wealthRichest 10% of Americans have 50% of the wealth Poorest 50% of Americans have 2.5% of the wealth
>>217580021well done
>>217580026r Saddam
im going to bed
what film should i watch lads
>>217580026pscritmianf
>>217579979still fiked idk.who you are im in bed Are you yhr one who threatened to rape me and kill my cat or the other one
>>217580042Hundreds of beavers
>>217580021>>>/soc/your blood is boiling vf
>>217580021IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
professor + maestro junior year
I have a head ayyche.
I’ve eaten poo.
>>217580081big, finally catching up to the new meta
>>217580096go to A&E
>thought you said you were leaving
>>217580096How was the flavour? The texture?
-100 club ranks for some reason
>>217580096whyd you do that babes
>>217580120dont care for some reason
>>217580052rape probably
My girlfriend's name is Mary Beard.
There's certain embarrassing secrets about me my parents know that I'll never recover from.
>>217580137light hearted jokes one second. hot headed dumbfuck the next
>>217580153Please use full sentences.
>>217580186>>217580186>>217580186
