j
>>217587396prefer ithat curve at the bottom of j is a bit gay
>tor wankumm
>mad how im a miserable friendless freak at christmas>maybe its your personality>ITS GODS FAULT!!!classic atheistmong behaviour.
>>217587429still seething about a joke post even though i stopped replying 15 minutes ago lmao
in scotland, people pronounce the letter J as "Jye"
the gf
>>217587396More of an Alt-J man myselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVeMiVU77wo
>>217587423bit bent innit
>>217587451haha yeah, joking
>>217587472was gonna say that but didn't know if people would get it was a pun and not me literally saying the curve is bent
feel like crying
>>217587493peng
Fuck that French darkie, this is the real thread.
off to carshalton
>>217587489our highbrow subtle humour and delicate puns can often go underappreciated in these threads
>>217587492did that yesterday
>>217587456could be 20, could be 40. hard to tell
>>217587492
Has /brit/ ever had a meetup?Would love to have a pint and meal with some of you in the run up to christmas
would you rather be a millionaire but you have to stay sober or a normal person
a squirrel in the wirral
my cat
>>217587541mental that newfags are still coming here. what attracted you to this thread?
>>217587541come shoreham
>>217587480not me. i stole the god joke from another thread and found an opportunity to share it. >>217549622
hate eating chocolate in my room because it's just cold enough that the chocolate is hard
>>217587551not him but you're the actual newfag here if you didn't know about how le epic /brit/ meetup screenshot is fake
i'm a tiwsted fucking psycho in minecraft.......
>>217587538needs a cuddle
>>217587544i'd be a sober millionaire but what happens if i take the money but then get drunk?it's pretty hard for me to stay sober and i dunno if having a million squid would make it easier
>>217587564there's people dying lad. get some perspective
We are so very, very back
>>217587561I don't see how thats a joke. Thats just teen angst projection in a poorly written 4chan post, not really that funny is it
>>217587541we usually joke about having one every now and thennot sure if anyone actually goes
printer's not printing
>>217587541there was that big one famous for being a disaster
right then time to watch doctor sleep
>>217587585burst out laughing at this
>>217587590joyless freak you sound utterly miserable lmaolighten up it's christmassaved this one too, hope you like it!
>>217587541also would like to know the answer to >>217587551
>>217587609watched joker 2 yesterday. very nasty film. like the creator just wanted to drag the character through the mud as much as possible. you can really see the leftypol venom seep through
>>217587620be patient my queen a real goth king is coming...
>>217587538no one care him
>>217587636thought Venom was in Marvel?
>>217587579you get waterboarded, then thrown into a pit full of non venomous snakes and then you get thrown into the brazen bull and boiled to death
>>217587609
Rorke's power grows
>>217587628Just admit the fact you were the one that posted about sitting in your smelly bedroom with no friends at christmas, and when people caught on to the fact you're ALSO the insufferable atheistmong, people connected the dots
doctor said one glass of wine a day is fine haha
we love finland don't we guys?
>>217587544already made this decision
>>217587660haha.
downloading severance s02 and white lotus s03 and slow horses s05 and arcane s02
>>217587675a mega pint
egg
>>217587701>severance s02gave up before the first episode finished SHITE
>>217587544normal person. you could change that to billionaire and id still choose drink and drugs. a sober life is unthinkable
can you lads talk about Australia some more cheers
best m8 lives in bondi sounds a bit mental over there rn
>>217587701i'm downloading columbo, kojak and sherlock holmes
>>217587675wholesome picture
>>217587541i was told this pic is from a /brit/ meet up
am ummiest bunny x
imagine needing drink and drugs to cope with life lmfao what a pathetic goblin you are
>>217587738i love geoffrey rush hes the best actor ever ive seen all his films
>>217587701from where?
getting a camera shoved up my arse tomorrow
>>217587688screme
>>217587739don't even know where that is
>>217587763the pirate bay
>>217587722it gets better
>>217587569>/brit/ has never had a meetupyouve exposed yourself as a newfag there actually
>>217587500ruined by tats
terrible storyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_(feral_child)
>>217587777cos you're a thick cunt
>>217587738it not right what happened. Heart goes out to my cunt brethren x
keep seeing an advert for the north face skims and this one bird in it has lovely looking boobies with protruding nipplesquite enjoy it, i don't skip that advert
https://youtu.be/Hx-aN3K82Pohttps://youtu.be/XYZue7_NQewhttps://youtu.be/UEYaioeGcBkhttps://youtu.be/Y8udE8mhWiQhttps://youtu.be/3TokaT9MPLMhttps://youtu.be/bVNlsIJrR80https://youtu.be/f2Mp0XRnGF8https://youtu.be/vGtaDvhSxaIhttps://youtu.be/w46lAXIE4HYhttps://youtu.be/9Ftg4DzI3dshttps://youtu.be/gw6RhAG36AMhttps://youtu.be/FChMHEfzOLIhttps://youtu.be/N26N7lQHNW8https://youtu.be/aAMkVLacL0Ahttps://youtu.be/C2Vd2-LatOs https://youtu.be/Zn_VXThy5nshttps://youtu.be/XYZue7_NQewhttps://youtu.be/bVNlsIJrR80https://youtu.be/OqEZPdmevhchttps://youtu.be/-Ljv-XVwqTAhttps://youtu.be/C2Vd2-LatOshttps://youtu.be/sBk0eQ3V4MMhttps://youtu.be/ocEmcZjgAnQhttps://youtu.be/TC1AvkzjZr8https://youtu.be/f552cf86keshttps://youtu.be/suTh31egI9Uhttps://youtu.be/3T9epU7p7v0 https://youtu.be/Hx-aN3K82Pohttps://youtu.be/XYZue7_NQewhttps://youtu.be/UEYaioeGcBkhttps://youtu.be/Y8udE8mhWiQhttps://youtu.be/3TokaT9MPLMhttps://youtu.be/bVNlsIJrR80https://youtu.be/f2Mp0XRnGF8https://youtu.be/vGtaDvhSxaIhttps://youtu.be/w46lAXIE4HYhttps://youtu.be/9Ftg4DzI3dshttps://youtu.be/gw6RhAG36AMhttps://youtu.be/FChMHEfzOLIhttps://youtu.be/N26N7lQHNW8https://youtu.be/aAMkVLacL0Ahttps://youtu.be/-Ljv-XVwqTAhttps://youtu.be/C2Vd2-LatOshttps://youtu.be/mq5x3ZetnTYhttps://youtu.be/TC1AvkzjZr8https://youtu.be/f552cf86keshttps://youtu.be/suTh31egI9Uhttps://youtu.be/3T9epU7p7v0
>>217587765you filming a jav or summat?
/brit/ meetup on the 17th in Bristolduke of yorkbe there
>>217587569i remember it happening actually
>>217587674nah mate this format is hilarious stop being grumpy https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/217567007/#217572768
you should thank me for this pic btw (>>217587748) i had to find it in a folder that has about 5000 other pics in iti know some of you know what that's like
we should have a /brit/ private tracker just for the ladswould help us survive after the inevitable isp block
bit hungover so i'm on the ol' orange and mango squash
church bell is bing bonging
>>217587816bristol?!
>>217587784I don't have the evidence because it would be impossible to collect it or show anything to you, but the photos that were uploaded to that thread were a collection of different nights out across the year by incels lone drinking. Someone made a thread and samefagged it for reddit epic win and reddit golds
gf just sent me thishttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1765489576096219.webm
>>217587836has christ the redeemer returned?
>>217587816>Wednesdayabsurd
fell out with my cousin as he's gone woke
there was a /britfeel/ meetup and everyone that came was based because only normal people turn up to them you see
what do they call a chinese takeaway in china? just a takeaway or what
>>217587816sorry mate we're all in the capital working in financetoo busy to go to your provincial shithole
>>217587823um
>>217587857see this literally every day in the men's changing room at the gym
>>217587418Fresh shave and yet I still see a beard in the photo
>>217587871i don't speak gook
>>217587541Monty Pyke, London, 20th December 2025, 7pm. Be there.
>>217587846i know le epic post youre talking about and yeah it was fake however youve strawmanned me here as if my original post was talking about that occasion in particular which is very telling
>>217587901I'll be there
>>217587901yeah this is where we always joke about meetupshas anyone actually gone ever?
>>217587846>I don't have the evidence because it would be impossible to collect it or show anything to youHOW CONVENIENT
>>217587925was there last night
>>217587910There hasnt been any other occasion. Every year theres a spastic in here that will be likeMEET UP AT NEWCASTLE/BRISTOL/CAMDEN/MANCHESTER SPOONSAnd thats the end of the gimmick. Grow up
does prone bone feels as good as it looks
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1765703349475533.mp4
>there has never been a /brit/ meetupuh oh newfag melty
>>217587901
>>217587931well yeah we're talking about a series of posts from 2014 mate what do you want, a full spreadsheet and word document and 4 hour youtube documentary about all the players involved and IP addresses?
>>217587910https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/19925965/#19926281
>>217587937but in a meetup sense
>>217587938>There hasnt been any other occasion.>implying you'd be invited or told if there wasi bet your mates never go out anywhere or meet up either do they
Found out yesterday that my parents have given the entire extended family an ultimatum, and demanded that they cut my and my sister and her family out of their lives
>>217587963Why would I want to be invited by any freak on here? You're all fat asocial mentally ill slobs, hardly missing the social event of the year
>>217587962we have a meetup every christmas lad
the /brit/ meetup never happened and if it did that's a good thing
>>217587722>>217587701just finished "season" 2mad how they reveal its all a dream
>>217587957link to the thread in the archive
I've been to an offline meet before, don't recommend it at all. Got home from it and immediately assumed a new online identity
honestly wouldn't mind a /brit/ meetup in Bristol, only about 1 hour from me
actually have met up with some lads from here lol
>>217587977what did you do?
youtube willyhttps://youtu.be/Kj7qtPhR9bg?t=114
you couldn't pay me to watch that knives out shite
>>217587977they catch you shagging?
>>217588000It was multiple threads over the year. One of the photos was even my photo with a friend in the pub. Someone just decided to upload it and spin a yarn to everybody that it was le epic disaster /brit/ meetup. Bizzare stuff
>>217588032nobody's trying to lad
>>217588018That's two of us, lets get a bristol meetup going
travelling back in time to meet my teenage self and punching him in the face
>>217587984how would you know what we're like if you've never met us?the only sample size of /brit/ you've got to work on is what you see in the mirrorpic is you btw
funny thing this world doesn't chew you and spit you back out it swallows you whole
so what is leftypol actually going to do about the turbororkesmust be millions in every western country now
Bit of emotional whiplash from the missus there
tradie cat
Physicist Brian Cox has been annointed as the next Bill Nye atheist materialist guy/mascot of the culture war against religion and tradition. Cox is an even more militant physicalist who treats anyone who believes in the existence of something more than subatomic particles as stupid and crazy.
>>217588069ah yes i'm sure the schizophrenic lad that spams poo and rorke is a wonderful chat in a pub
catberg used to not let me go near her hind quarters but nowadays she loves a bum scratch
gonna play OSRS to take my mind off the escort
>>217588030um
>>217588030good serieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrWdwW89FU
Going to do my Kaiten runs Wish me good score
>>217588086he thinks hes people xD
>>217588030this looks like kino have you seen it all? is it worth watching?
nothing unfunnier than that ginger cunk cuntpeak quirkly le tea n biscuits british cancer humour
janny will leave a fannois on the catty for half an hour (>>217587509)but insta-delete every post in here so much hinting at politics
>>217588022this >>217588038
>>217588030bit gay that
going to go out for a walk soonback before the rain and wind comes
>>217588138right thats a bare tuppence
Kin ell 23 yearsFrom Boothferry to Wembley
>>217588138nice bumhole though
How do prostitutes manage their taxes?presumably these cunts are making like 1k a week, if not more, all cash in hand
>>217588138Need my lips chemically fused to her rectal region
ebin
>>217588170a prozzer is much like a landlord, but instead of renting out property she rents out her minge
>>217588138nice pair of holes
>>217588129haha :)
when i was a kid, a friend of mine would come to my house, search "nip slip" on youtube and then hide behind the TV in the corner of the room and touch his willy.Weird guy
>>217588170just register as a sole trader and do self assessment like anyone else
rorke sitting in the corner of the pub at the /brit/ meet-up with an escort
>>217588138It probably depends on people reporting offending posts, and maybe nobody has reported the naked woman picture
Quick, suck my arsehole! There's no time to explain!
>>217588212s
>>217588225who would do that
Game Of BAMEs
>>217588138yeah I've also got quite a few 30 days for heatherpaedo posting
>>217588212erm it's a GFE actually lad.
>>217588261
Mad how /britfeel/ had several successful meetups
>>217588189Union Rooms was possibly the largest Spoons in the UK tbf, it's absolutely cavernous. Not a spoons now.
got some megadeth pumping on the airpods
>>217588261no ponies
:(
>>217588287I SPREAD DISEASE LIKE A DOG
about 4 people live in the south hampshire solent area on /brit/. one lad lived literally one street away from me. gave me the fear to be honest
crazy insane or insane crazy
What are they teaching zoomers at school? We have some temps for Christmas and I have to train them on the tills and self service monitoring because I've been here 10 years and I'm older (mid 30s) so they look up to me. They are so fucking stupid though and can't do basic things like working out change or remembering what to do
>>217588022>>217588038>>217588142Nah I basically sided with my sister when my parents cut her out of their lives, which they did irrationally because they wanted parental ownership of their grandchildren
schlanger
any truth nukes?
>>217588312Me and another lad both support the same club and his handle was literally his full name spoonerised. I saw him once or twice but never said hello in real life. Should have really we both seemed quite normal.
>>217588308WONT be reading those horrendous replies by twitter trannys
Rorke working in a supermarket at 35 calling other people stupid
>>217588352i did four poos yesterday
might post some dank memes
>>217588308oh no what a tragedy i feel so bad about this
>>217588352it's always your fault
>>217588386dont often say this but CWLTSHC
>>217588327>10 years at a grocery storeutterly grim
>>217588327Everybody has to start somewhere. Its how you grow and develop as a person throughout life. Some people don't turn in to bitter retards like you working retail for 10 years of your life. And I say that as a 33 year old,
seems like fake news why would jewish people be at a beach at this time of year
nothing wrong with working at a supermarket
AI is the antichrist
nothing wrong with stealing from a suipermarket
>>217588425Yeah when you're 18 to maybe 22 at the most. By a decade through to your mid 30s? Something has gone very wrong in your life
going to the forest for a walk about
>>217588429AI is the wet dream of billionaires who want to automate everything so they can make all of their workers redundantThankfully though the capabilities of AI seem to be progressing at a slower pace than what these blood-sucking billionaires predicted
A shooting on Yom Kippur of all days...
people shorten my name to al (with an L). always feel slightly put out for a moment when people type things like AI is the antichrist or AI is going to nick your job cos it looks like they're talking about me.
Cute girl working in an small shop like a flower shop or cake shop? Wholesome and nice. Person working in a supermarket? Very bad low status scum.
>>217588334surely there's more to it than that
outdoorboys should rebrand to outdoormon haha
>>217588415They do but the schools should be preparing them for life and skilled jobs, not leaving it to mentors like us to pick up the pieces. Not bitter at all btw, been team leader for several years and they look up to me as I said.
>>217588456going flashing?
>>217588472The expectations are different because cute girls are to be shagged and married. And men are to progress and evolve in to managers and leaders.
>>217588485sadly incelwalking around listening to cumtown more likely
>they look up to mehmmmmmmm
Happy Hannukah lads
my mum works in a supermarket and she's 54
>>217588504weird freak
>>217588443Not everyone has the privilege of being able to study in higher education
>>217588402It's not grim if you put the work in and climb the ladder like myself
>>217588327the 67 dance
would shag the arse off the lass working in the premier shop
merry chanukah hope jews are enjoying their celebrations all around the world
>>217588530you're a woman arent you
you are worse than sacked tranny mate at least he doesn't post on here anymore
>>21758853867?!!! SIX SEVEN!!! ahaha six seven lol
>>217588526paid my mums mortgage off me so she could take early retirement
>>217588535everyone in the uk does you muppet they even give you a loan for it that you never have to pay back unless you earn over a certain amount
Yh men need to evolve like Pokemon into becoming business leaders or they're failures. It's not like those jobs are very typically passed over through nepotism or anything
teachers should be teaching zoomers how to work at a supermarket for 10 years
Quite based really
>cumtownlil zoomers still mentally living in 2017 arent they
>>217588560yes (s)he does
ruby granger feet JOI
rather peng, this one
mum worked at a bank and made 400k a year before retiring at 55
>>217588567Yeah mate i'll just cure my schizophrenia so i can study for 5 years straight or tell council estate child who's been beaten and abused all his life he just needs to "buck up and go to uni!"
the name's bond. bond ibeach
>>217588579Only based if he shot him
>>217588596
Books that you should readThe Americanisation of the World by W. T. Stead (1901)The American invaders by Frederick Arthur MacKenzie (1901)1901 was a big year for the subject clearly
>>217588586mental how unfunny that shite is
>>217588599bet she can only got sideways through the underground turnstile
>>217588537>Climbing to the top of a dung heapI'm very proud of you, anon
>>217588599ai
>>217588308>account based in macedonia (proxy)brown hands aside it's funny those accounts later cry about dead muslims in a military conflict lol
>>217588610people who are in such bad situations are entitled to benefits
>>217588613pretty sure he was trying to but the shotgun wasn't pumped
>>217588478Not really, my mother is mentally ill and my father is brain damaged. There's no a single rational mind between the two of them
If your parents and upbringing set you up for "success" you have an ego and think everyone should just be able to progress into things like you did (you didn't get handed anything you EARNED IT of course)
>>217588615pics?
just heard some non-australian people killed some other non-australian people in australia
>>217588661ffs give it a rest leftypol
>>217588677scream
two weeks today since I lost my virginity lads
>>217588625too high iq for you
>>217588651No point arguing with you, you simply dont understand the basic privileges many people lack, completely aside of money
How the heck do parents afford private school fees
watching nigella cook some christmassy stuff. very relaxing while also being arousing for my wilberforce.
got all the knowledge of the world in me pocket
>>217587220LOL
imagine this shit happening with BAZINGA playing the background lmao
>>217588694see>>217588609
>>217588677
>>217588698Love watching Nigella, meDidn't realise she was a cook, though
>>217588661Its a basic human trait to learn and progress and evolve over time, I have no idea how you haven't been able to progress or advance in your life for 10 whole years working the same job in a supermarket. Most people aspire for greater things, it has nothing to do with upbringing.
>>217588707that typeface doesn't look right
>>217588707right someone needs to explain this one to me
>>217588689How long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>217588710did you go to private school
>>217588646how many baby murderers do you know?
>>217588725Tell me about your "evolution"
>>217588646You're a reprehensible cunt
>>217588649well I'm pretty sure you're an attractive young bloke who I'd like to invite to stay free of charge at my chalet in the Swiss alps for as long as you'd like so long as you wear exactly what I tell you
this is fucking surreal lmao>get em mate!>die cunt!https://x.com/Sm137023/status/2000152801574355160
>>217588623
>>217588739actually didn't I went to a selective public school (had to do a test to get in)
>>217588741Just so you know I'm going to donate a fiver to the IDF every time I see you make a post
>>217588646shut it jewbag*spins you like a dreidel*
>>217588691How is it a privilege to have two fucked in the head parents who cut out all of their descendants? I hate it when runts like you cluelessly project your lives on others and make ignored judgements about things you don't understand
90% of /brit/ is from northwest england or glasgow
professional dolphin shaver me
>>217588747Just like any normal person by the time they reach their 30s. Jobs come and go, you pick up skills along the way that are transferrable you put on your CV with some embellishment, and the jobs pay higher over time and your work experience stacks up.
>>217588765i want to send my kids to private school so they don't end up like me
aren't guns illegal in australia?
>>217588759Oh my days rooooooooorrrkkeeee
>>217588759in broken britain they'd be apologising to the shooters
>>217588789couple of jews too
>>217588766VPN off schlomo, how many is it?
>>217588811the fat white guy trying to attack the dead brown one lmao the police had to put more effort into holding back rorke's da than actually shooting the killers
>>217588741not enough
>>217588815Right that's £10 going to friends of the IDF as part of my yearly big donation
oy vey
>>217588800yeah and they'll be even more illegal now
>>217588794Tell me about your personal "evolution"
>>217588310>rotten egg air of death engulfs your nostrils= after a poo
>>217588846>>217588846>>217588846
I'm from the south east of england
>>217588646>>217588836starting to think palestians and jews really don't like each other
>>217588780Spun that freak into the stratosphere
>>217588844>shitskins already trying to frame this as false flagnow look up google trends in other countries on this day
>>217588898what does that mean
