Dua Lipa edition
Just think of all the smug pozzoids yesterday laughing at the latest yank shooting>hehe that doesn't happen her-ACK!
yeah porn has rotted my brain to the core
had a week off and it's back to toil tomorrow, it's looming like it never loomed before
>>217588849Im not posting my CV to you mate. But thats how everybody progresses in life. You might actually have a learning difficulty or low IQ, intelligence is the ability to apply knowledge. You obviously have issues doing that
>>217588846literal goddess who deserves to be worshipped
Doing a read
>>217588883Not long till xmas x
>>217588887You're full of shit
why is there a heeb shill spamming the thread
>>217588896Thats enough from you runt, back to the tills
Ausdogs really ordering food from MenuLog
dr oetker frozen 'za for this evenings runtscran
if you ask me? israel and palestine should both be nuked into oblivion with the rest of the browndem
>>217588909I accept your concession
genuine question why can't Jews and Palestinians just get along civilly like we do with the French despite our differences?
yer da got picked last for rounders
>>217588902dunno but you don't seem to bat an eye when there's a muzzie doing the same
right just poked a sewing needle in my eye and now im blindthats christmas ruined
>>217588883ktim
didnt realise this was britpol
>>217588924Will you be working at the same supermarket in 10 years?
>>217588921truly a mind blowing take that hasn't been said a million times on 4chan
>>217588917oetker was a mad lad. set up a charity to support exclusively nazi war criminals.
>>217588872Thankfully, guns will now be completely banned in Aus, and maybe several other Commonwealth nations will seize the opportunity to implement tighter restrictions, as well. The Canadian government tightened restrictions on legal firearms owners after one of the big school events in America, despite it not even fucking happening in this country
>>217588866sussex?
>>217588952see >>217588924
>>217588846gypsy peasant physiognomy
charlie charlie kirkyi just popped a perky
>>217588979thats you done
>>217588976sex LOL
so leftymong has been working in a supermarket for 10 years lmfao
>>217588996Cry more
>>217588955I had you on the list of browns to save but now you can get fucked and vapourise with the rest of them
>>217589004That doesn’t look very dark academic
>>217589002we shag in this county
Illegal fly tipping sites in the UK.Beyond broken countryProbably all dumped by our lovely vibrant neighbours we invited over with open doors
>>217589008I've nothing to cry about. I'm not the shell of a man in his thirties lording it over teenagers at a supermarket about how to work a till
I'm from susshag
>>217589037So why won't you tell us about your "evolution"?
You matter.
>>217589009quaking in my loafers i am
>>217589038bit sus
>>217589047I already told you i'm not posting my CV to you. I did tell you how most people evolve though.
>>217589004rubes x
hiya
>>217589055thats just your mum walking to the fridge lol
>>217589062Such a weird freak tying your sense of development to your CV and calling it "evolution"
there were 2 shooters but 3 gunsreckon one of them called in sick
There's some sad old man who keeps calling in to where I work and he keeps wasting peoples time with hours of bullshit about his lifeI'm about to make a fake email and email him to tell him we all think he's a twat and he should get some friends and stop wasting our time with his drivel
did 27 pull-ups 5th set today after 4 sets of weighted
>>217589082he'll leave you a bad google review
>>217589088don't care
make 130k (65k gbp) and feel like a poor stupid fucktarded runt
~tv highlight of the weeeeeek~
>>217589088could you point to the post where someone asked?
>>217589080Or one of them had overkill pro equipped
off to the panto soon
>>217589100gis us a fiver for the bus
lads I will never get a gf but I like to watch a bit of a tiktok video of a lovely sexy lady with some nice face and a nice body very nice
>>217589079Yeah most people evolve from a runt teenager out of school, in to a well-adjusted member of the workforce. No need to project your stunted emotional and personal development. Mate, you just told everybody you have been working in a supermarket at a till for 10 years. get a grip
>>217589082nice blogpost mate sounds like you two might actually have a lot in common
>>217589115you bent?
>>217589073fucking scuhreeeeaaaaminy
she wants a man from london (kiribati)
>>217589119sometimes a bit of a pornography, you never know, of a sexy lady maybe having some sex ladsbut I will never have gf and if I did she wouldn't be so sexy as the lovely ladies of tiktok
>>217589123So what do you do?
>>217589082>sad old man who keeps calling in to where I workwhat workplace is that?
rorke dear, theres a feral hog at the door for you
>>217589159i've been a neet for 15 years
>>217589148man's from fucking banana
why are all men suddenly doing this?
>>217589166put the kettle on and get the fancy china
>>217589160call centre for the sad old man hotline
>>217589160HSBC
GET HIM THE DOG CUNT
>>217589112v good reference
>>217589148Looks like a willard, I'd live in the bell end
>>217589183only the brown / black ones
rorke on his way to the pub
>>217589188
>>217589160Samaritans
>>217589189you do them grafts?
just seen the interview with the israeli bloke on the news who was bloody and bandaged (but still completely lucid) ranting about october 7 and antisemitism. channel 9 interviewer encouraging it and everything70,000+ palestinians killed since oct 7 btw. thousands of children shot multiple times in the head. people literally raped to deathsick to death of it all lads
>>217589183makes u think
puritanism was a mistake
just went super sonic on my minge
>>217589080Always have a spare tool handy, mate
lads I love a little wank to a sexy lady ladsI have a very big willy but a sexy lady will never see it
>>217589223tell em joe
Right lads, I am planning to message the escort this afternoon. She told me on Monday 8th at 6 pm that >"I will message you in a few days with some time options :)"So it's now been nearly 6 full days. Am I well within my rights to message her with the following? >Hi (her name), just wanted to check in regarding our chat on Monday about pre-booking for January 9th / 10th. >You mentioned you'd send some time options in a few days. Just wanted to see if you've had a chance to sort those out? Thanks >My name Does that sound ok? I don't want to come across as rude or clingy.
>>217589119https://www.tiktok.com/@toni_barber_/video/7517961242347080982
>>217589240even if it were it was snuffed out literally centuries ago so
>>217589247pics x
>>217589159electroplating factory
>>217589237better get these posts out while you can leftypol because in a couple of days you won't be allowed to anymore
I clipped this from the Munich film.
mad I how made the john pork is calling meme but didn't copyright it, I could be a billionaire right now
mad how woman look so different without makeupshould be illegal
Hahaha I hate old people
217589258Yawn, get a new gimmick you boring cunt
>>217589264cheers my good mate I love sexy lady tiktok, as we all know haha lol x
>>21758918399% of it is done by boyfriends so fuck emthey chose him and not me so that's obviously what they wanted
>>217589284well aware
>>217589294Women are retarded
getting a poo ready
watching: Ranking How USELESS Kirby Abilities Are
>>217589294its not normal to touch strangers, she was setting her boundaries. hes lucky he didn't try that with me as I wouldn't have been so kind
>>217589258I honestly don't understand why you have this need for the people here to handhold and micromanage you through soulless interactions with prostitutesJust give them money and have sex with themWhat the FUCK
>>217589285its that bloke from the james bond
>>217589327very maori of you to want to bash random strangers
Don Diego will see to you now
bears are just giant dogs tb.h
>>217589327same tbf I might have put the old codger out of his misery
got no replies so replied to himself again award
>>217589327very much nigger behaviour to threaten violence against the elderly
>>217589327>its not normal to touch strangersIt literally is.
right, time to clean my room
don't like ice cold beer. removes some of the comfiness
>>217589332Because it isn't that simple, is it?Prostitutes are fickle, touchy, and clearly think they can pick and choose clients at will. You have to tread on thin ice around them.
>>217589385alri jp?
the dogs of bondi beach
>Falkland Islands $4bn oil bonanza to fuel sovereign wealth fundIs brit ready to die in Falklands II
setting my boundaries when I punch a woman's head clean off for talking (i dont want their sound waves touching my eardrums)
>>217589415argentina has no functioning military
>>217589415Wow a whole 4bn lmao
>>217589415Get in
>>217589415>>217589430We're more likely to be fighting the Yanks once Trump hears about the oil
>>217589415too old to fight. count me out
laughing at 12 potential /brit/ posts and then posting the worst one
>>217589374threatening pathetic old mongs ascends race
>>2175894154 billion wealth fund when 3 billion a year is being spent on taxis ferrying leftypol's retarded offspring to school and back
>>217589415already sent 6 billion plus to Ukraine. why we fighting over THIS and not that?
>>217589431>>217589447You're right lads we don't need 4bn let's just give it to Argentina haha
>>217589415I would gladly kill for the Falklands
>>217589441wogs are the only race without the concept of filial piety
>>217589407
courtney cox,i love you,you're so hot,on that show
>>217588846I would genuinely eat her shit if she wanted me to
bru us maori are like super ancient and spiritual and stuff these fluppin pakeha dont know anything ay *chins an old lady walking down the street and shags my 15 year old cousin*
mental how we've sent SIX. BILLION. POUNDS. to Ukraine with zero democratic input and nobody cares
rorke in shambles
>>217588537>climb the ladder like me*myself is a reflexive pronoun. it must be preceded by I, e.g 'I did it myself'
>>217589458old people should be put in a pillory and publicly humiliated and abused
>>217589490we just had an election and a pro-ukraine party won thoeverbeit
>>217589490Rorke incapable of zooming out and thinking about the bigger picture
>>217589490he's what i care aboutmatesmadrimen's mental health
>>217589490basically chucking it on the fire
>>217589514explain what the "bigger picture" is
>>217589516putins not gonna shag you mate
>>217589516nobody asks this you rorkeish mong
Yeah like the government won't sell the oil to some foreign company like they do with every British asset
>>217589492all those guardian attacks about his racist schooldays had no effect on the polls lmaothe problem with him isn't that he's racist, but that he's not racist enough
might have some more popcorn
i toil for big oil
pooing in my shoes
>>217589546>sellYeah... for money... your point?
i support nato boots on the ground in ukraine to end it immediately, westoids slowly trickling weapons in is clearly to deplete russia they couldnt give a shit about ukraine winning or losing
>>217589490>mental how we've sent SIX. BILLION. POUNDS. to Ukraine with zero democratic input and nobody caresYou mean we've given them things we weren't using and they've used them to fuck up Russia's military and kill RussiansThe best most efficient use of our defence money
boring films fucking suckgood films, those are what i want to watch
remember when tim went mental and posted his spaffy willy all over twitter
>>217589550the next Great Political Enlightenment will be people just going "yeah I'm racist so what"
Really weird how rorke is suddenly swallowing Russia's cum
>>217589533Kneecapping Russia without any British soldiers needed to do it
>>217589071is that you? x
>>217589593>suddenly
>boots on the groundalways a cringe phrasewho do you think you are, nixon?
just throw out a few banners and "cheer for the x" advertisements and suddenly everyone is okay with throwing six billion pounds away. hmmm wonder why poorer people tend to be opposed to such things and privileged people are generally adamant leftypol nuts. truly a mystery
>a situation wherea situation in which*
arses in the air
>>217589599barely seen any r34 of them so is it really that popular
>>217589599feels like this is prepping normies for AI artists
>>217589579Russia has only advanced this year, so not really doing much to stop them
>>217589600Except that Ukraine is going to lose
would go to a kpop concert just to yell racial slurs at the band
i am adolf hitler
i'd enjoy that
>>217589600>KneecappingYeah not really though? And even if it were, to what end?
took 5 days off the gym to drink and it feels like i am to square one. don't think i could even squat the bar right now. cannot be fucked. will probably spend the rest of december drinking and become a nyr wanker
>>217589617normies have well and truly swallowed that pill mate
>>217589628same. would probably go home for a wank afterwards x
>>217589605reply to my post directly you meagre worm
apparently how many languages you learn changes how many flaps in your throat unfold
>>217589599I think we should help South Korea. Did you know that they have the second highest suicide rate in the world (after Lesotho in Africa) and the lowest fertility rate of any country in the world. Those niggas need our help.
>>217589641that's not normal
love going out to all white posh restaurants surrounded by white people with browns serving me and gloating about how "good" and virtuous i am for being leftist
>boots on the ground
>Russia’s demands for "security" apply not only to Ukraine but also elsewhere in Europe and the NATO defence alliance, as well as to Finland and Sweden, by seeking to reset Finland's and Sweden's recent NATO memberships and demanding a return to the situation of 1997.KWAB
got 16000 points on the mcdonalds app
cameron's on the darts tomorrow
rorkes da
>>217589666i had maybe 10 grams of protein a day and slept only 5 hours. most of the day was drinking and eating crisps or chocolate.
they are so majestic
>>217589619Yeah the point is to keep Ukraine going as long as possible until Russia's economy deletes
>>217589618>>217589619>>217589635
>>217589680why the fuck did you do that
>>217589661um no the wogs need our help more
leftymong never really did explain the whole russian troll bot farm thing. the furthest to an explanation they gave was there was a building in russia where people were paid to troll hack epic style the election by posting memes on pol, and that is how trump and brexit won in the end.
>>217589687>11k tanks>35k artillery piecesthese numbers cannot be real
>>217589688alcoholic past. i had a few drinks at the christmas party and didn't stop. woke up the next day got myself a crate and some whiskeys and my only meals were wobbling over to the off licence for crisps
>>217589687>Source: Indicative estimates by Ukraine's Armed Forceskek
eating some chook
when no one was there for me winston overwatch saved my life
>Synagogues and faith schools will be given £15 million for protective security measures in 2023 to 2024 as part of the Jewish Community Protective Security grant, a £1 million increase on last year. This will fund increased protective security, including security guards and other security measures such as CCTV and alarm systems to protect against persistent hate crime, anti-social behaviour, terrorism and state threats.
>>217589699that's mad, so probably truewhat's more mad, they were right
>>217589707>estimates by Ukraine's Armed Forces>kekThey're the ones killing Russians so yeah they're the ones who'd know
killed or injured btw
fucking HATE that schuh (what the fuck name is that) ad that's spammed over and over with the zesty wog telling the mystery meat bitch that she should celebrate Christmas like in her childhood. so fucking malicious. the people creating this shit and bombarding us with it HATE US. it's a purposeful mental and spiritual attack
ATTENTION: The man will commence kicking the ball at 14:00 today and will continue to kick the ball until approximately 18:30. The woman is currently also kicking the ball but nobody is interested in that.
>bring up oil in the Falklands>russian bots wake up and now we're banging on about Ukraine
Quiet outBit wet for it I suppose
imagine your just chilling in your room and a feral gorillia comes in and rapes you
>>217589699the leftypol mind believes that the only reason other people aren't leftypol is because of some sort of mass scale manipulation that is secretly taking place
>>217589726>schuh (what the fuck name is thatit's pronounced shoe because they sell shoes
>>217589699it was kinda like this just on an industrial scale
after gherkin shift last night
>>217589748haha there they are. the lads
i want pol to leave
>>217589730are you still there? i know where that is, will be coming out to find you
wonder why wealthy barricaded people tend to be the most leftypol. hmmm. very much a mystery.
>Russia has attacked 4 Turkish ships over the past 48 hours.
>>217589728>>russian bots wake upIt's just Rorke. Rorke loves sucking off foreign dictators
poles are happiest with people like themselves: blacks and south asians
>>217589748a miserable little pile of secrets!
Good effort rorke you went 50 posts without mentioning trannies
>>217589716you say this like it's some evil ZOG plot but rasheeds do go around spazzing at jews
/brit/ settlement in the Falklands.
>>217589772remember when turkey shot down that jet, russia banned turkish tomatoes so erdogan had to personally apologise to putin? cucked country
love walking around my all-white community thinking about how much i accept and love wogs and how evil racists are
You're out of control! Get a hold of yourself! You're making every /brit/ user feel uncomfortable.
get the tesco WHOOSH booked
>>217589699You can read about it if you want. I dunno if they used bots but maybe they did.>The Internet Research Agency... was a Russian company which was engaged in online propaganda and influence operations on behalf of Russian business and political interests.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Research_Agency
>>217589798Rorke is finished
>>217589790corr yeah south american women
on the whittards hazelnut hot chocolatewell decadent
legitimately cannot pee in the front of other people anyone else suffer with this? unless the bathroom is empty it just won't come out
>>217589812Yeah but nobody explained the function behind posting pepe memes and voting for trump and brexit.
8 billion beeple
Remembering when Russia used a nerve agent on British soil
>>217589805Grown man posting 2016 pol shit
leftypol trading his culture and identity for a tikka masala
>>217589839Grown man posting 2013 twitter shit
>>217589716why don't secular and christian schools get protection?
>>217589699It's literally just the same shit that every government is engaged in to propagandise the internet
>>217589836No but I remember Porton Down performing a false flag in Salisbury with nerve agent
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlWmHa5itYY
rorke and leftypolyin and yangjesus and sophiaduality is everywhere
>>217589850What?
>>217589829yeah i just go in the stall instead
>>217589861bet this sounded really funny in your head
>>217589844leftypol eating his tikka masala in the indian restaurant staffed and served by indians surrounded by other all-white fat customers stuffing their faces. he just loves india!
>>217589861who tf is sophia
So anyway, back to the Falklands
>>217589868that can't be good for you
>>217589861who is sophia;for the uninitiated?!
>>217589830russia decided trump and brexit would be more advantageous to russia than the alternatives
>>217589871not really appropriate to post on a day of mourning but sure...
>>217589868right
right well then
>>217589860why do people watch this mong all he does is provoke homeless people and the disabled so he can get a reaction out of them
>>217589863You heard me cunt
>>217589894sounds like you're pro hamas
>>217589906Makes no sense
>>217589894>disabledbit mean, think they're just brown people
>>217589894they find him relatable
>>217589859You'll believe anything won't you Rorke
>>217589887Yeah but how does trolling make people support that?
>>217589876>>217589882sophia is jesus' feminine counterpart in gnostic belief
leftypol witnessing for the first time ever a non-white being unruly in his public common outdoor area and questioning for the first time in his life if those racists maybe had a point
>Jewish schools in the UK receive dedicated protective security funding through a government grant:>The Jewish Community Protective Security Grant, managed by the Community Security Trust (CST), funds security measures for Jewish schools and other community sites (like synagogues) that are deemed at risk of hate crime or terrorism. >Recent funding levels (Home Office figures): £18 million was allocated for 2023/24 to support Jewish community protective security (including schools). >The UK government has committed additional funding £54 million for 2025–28 on top of existing funding — meaning roughly £18 million per year is foreseen for Jewish protective security including at schools and synagogues. >This scheme specifically covers Jewish schools via CST, often used to fund security guards, CCTV, and alarm systems where threats are assessed. >In the UK, Christian schools do not generally receive the same dedicated grant like the Jewish Community Protective Security Grant.Lol get rekt goyim
>>217589933not doing your reading for you lad go find out if you care i'm not bothered either way
My Rolls Royce stock is doing well
the aussie hero that disarmed the gun man was an arab migrant fruit stall owner lmao
>>217589936woke nonsense
>>217589952Yeah rorke theres nobody going around targetting churches or christian schools
>>217589936What if I had sex with her vagina
Notice how posts with rorke are usually funny nonsensical stuff and posts with leftypol are usually seething over politics
i think therefore i am. ahah just made this up x
Has Rorke attended church today?
>>217589959cute :3
poo bins go out tonight
>>217589966how the fuck does a fruit stall owner get an australian visa but i cant
sophia was just jesus when he trooned out
>>217589990I post both me
noseberg finally on the mend after a few weeks off the ketthought i'd permoed it cos i was doing a lot for ages and ages
>>217589961I accept your concession.
im NOT going outi dont WANT TO
>>217589970counting or not counting away goals?
>>217589990Rorke is typing...
>>217590013Meanwhile me feeling guilty about drinking a lot of beers
UK has provided about £13 billion in military aid to Ukraine since 2022. Estimates indicate UK-supplied NLAW missiles accounted for 30-40% of Russian tank losses early in the war (roughly 1,100-1,500 of 11,410 total). Storm Shadow missiles have aided in destroying aircraft, helicopters, and shipsRussian losses attributed to British aid (estimates from diverse sources like Oryx, Wikipedia, UK MoD; exact attribution often uncertain):- NLAW: 30-40% of Russian armored vehicles in early 2022 (est. 300-400 tanks/APCs).- Storm Shadow: 1 landing ship (Minsk, 2023), 1 submarine (Rostov-on-Don, 2023); other strikes on ships/HQ (e.g., potential Novocherkassk, 2023).- Starstreak: 1 Mi-28N helicopter (2022).- Challenger 2: No specific counts; used in combat, some Russian tanks likely destroyed.- Limited stats for AS-90, other aid. Total Russian losses exceed 1M casualties, but UK aid share unclear..
>>217589908??>>217589923i watched one video and he just walked around town taunting homeless people and a guy with a cast around his leg then kicked them both when they got angry at home>>217589924that i can believe
>>217590029Good
leftymong is using a botnet website that has child porn on its front page
So Jewish buildings get security paid for by the taxpayer because they imported muslims to this country?Why are ANY of these aliens in this country?
hot chocolate quaffed
even in games i'm an incel
>>217590029we should give them something to bomb moscow with
>>217589990ahaha yea leftypol is so cute and wholesome chungus and fluffy and good >turns to watch joker folie a deux with joker being raped, abandoned and stabbed to death because he garnered a white fanbase ans the director hated it
Broke the yolks on both my eggs crying in the club rn
>>217590026not really the same thing. ket is spiritual and based
>>217588846New>>217585925>>217585925>>217585925
>>217590057LOL
rorke is a bloody mong, and he doesn't follow the rules
>>217590061based scizoid
>>217590063Tragic
>>217590145>>217590145>>217590145
