foresty forest he lives in a van 'dish
loom levels going critical
I hear this is the new
eneter's /brit/
>>217603890xmas soon x
2026 is the year i learn how to drive
why aren't you dating a beautiful English flower like this lovely girl, rorke?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbam_cBrwgQ
look at this press release about *poor northern shithole that has nothing going for it* receiving government money we're back boys!! we're back!!
>lang=bn
>>217603914The proverbial so-called "catberg", as it were, on the proverbial so-called "mad one", as it were.
>>217603914haha same, got my practical booked and all. maybe a car will get me a gf
what good uk cities arent filled with wogs
>>217603919because there are lots of things wrong with me
I put Shrewsbury on the mapShropshire is the centre of /Brit/ culture
>>217603914for me 2026 will be the year that I finally have sex with an adult woman
catberg on a mad one you say?
>>217603919what is this nonce shite she has linked on her profilehttps://www.youtube.com/@zoeyproductions/videos
>>217603953This is a made up place
mental how peng london is
>>217603914same!
>>217603986it's shit, fuck you
>>217603953Where are you living duck
maybe this will be the year lads>>217603986mental how grim london is
D O N E D O NONEDON
>>217603983How is that 'nonce shite'? You saying it got you horny?
>>217603986only if you're rich, confident, handsome and have lots of friends
>>217603966
hate when you have all your beers and you have no more beers but you want more beers
>>217603983mad how noncery is the first thing your mind goes tomaybe she's just showing support to a kid who has her own videos?odious worm
>>217603885Been everywhere me mate.
>>217604031this is literally iti went to uni there for 3 years and it was only the good looking, popular people who carried on living in london
tattle must be going mental
>>217604068homosexual knees
rorke self-reports while browsing his gay youtube subscriptions
>>217603983outing yourself as a nonce here
>Strongest leftypol
after visiting somalia i no longer have any fear of hell
>>217603986You're not allowed to say this in /brit/ lad. All the bitter seething /brit/ incels living in their mums' spare bedrooms in the middle of fucking nowhere won't take kindly to anything positive said about London.
>>217604028>>217604067>>217604106the comments are all turned off because only nonces are watching that shite
>>217604104grow up
Twirling my moustache like a villain
>>217604068neek creps
>>217604095>2.2k viewsI mean, that's a big room of people but that's kind of grim when my DnB mixes on SoundCloud used to get ten times that
>>217604068reckon flying is easier than driving. not that i've ever tried to fly a plane
>>217604132its all bots
kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMkdtMQH7WM
>>217604117>living in their mums' spare bedrooms in the middle of fucking nowherethat's based thoughcompared to getting stabbed to death by a wog on a shop to tesco
>>217603900what was the end goal
ladsit looms
>>217604095>literary agentpretending she's writing a book again is she?
ʰᵉˡᵖ
Ah yes of course Rorke. Being a jobless incel, living in your mum's spare bedroom, is much better than being a successful shagger in London.
>>217604168dont even mind my job me so be reyt
>>217604179um
>>217603914too anxious to drive
It loometh for theeBut not for me
>>217604152that's just moving shadow 01.1 if you want the proper version of it
>>217603890ARGHHHHHHHHHHARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>217604189grow up
local australian man ahmed al ahmed
IT LOOMSIT LOOMSIT LOOMS
>>217604189meant for >>217604161
cement horse
>>217603919prefer depressed witchy typeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvB37uT9NaY
>>217604189londoners aren't shaggers
i HATE rorke :^ )
>>217604189it's not her spare bedroom it's always been my bedroom
>>217604179this is NOT it
>>217603961Um
>>217604189your father never loved you lol
>>217603986innit
about to overdose on loomaine
>>217603986shame about the people that live there though
>>217604164not sure. probably didn't expect that her lardarse falling from 10 feet would turn the table into firewood
The aussocaust must be avenged. They've killed one of the last 6 million Holocaust survivors left meshuggah
>Londoners mocking English patriots before getting onto a roach infested Boris Bus and getting raped and stabbed to death by a paki gang
been to approx 50 countries
off to mcdonald's to try some authentic american cuisine
>>217604255yes yes. any city can look nice from drone shots that hide the sludge swilling around at street level
>Two survivors of Brown University attack escaped other school shootings
wish there was a clear step-by-step guide to fixing your life
>>217604293May i suggest the big mac good sir
>>217604293im partial to the McBurger myself
Put up flags to make queef starmer and brown subhumans seethe
yeah i remember when i was a mong and thought londonw as a "shithole". Then I went there recently and realised its one of the wealthiest places on earth. Just get a coach in to London Victoria and you'll be quickly reminded that internet may mays from incel shut-ins dont correspond with the reality
>>217604319I just need a job and there are none going in my area, I'm going to go fucking insane
>>217604319still wouldn't fix your life because your issue isn't lack of knowledge
wish i lived in the barbican
>>217604331yeah, next time go to peckham instead
>>217604322had a big mac the other day and they forgot to put lettuce on it and it was the best big mac ever (also the tidiest)
>>217604319There is mate. Basically cut out the booze exercise more, get involved in social hobbies.
>>217604331well ive been twice recently and thought it was shit both times. so that cancels out your realisation
just booked a whoosh including 10x beers haven't i
I'd rather spend the rest of my life confined to my white villiage than live in a paki infested shithole like London.
>>217604331west london is peng if you're richeverything else is grim
>>217604335getting a random tesco job will fix my life?
>>217604319step one is getting a job and keeping it
can hear a can blowing along the road outside
>Trump, 79, Stuns With Inability to Flip a Coin
>>217604367Money opens the world up for you
>>217604381record it
>>217604382it was probably his first time
>>217604382it really is over for that nigga
>>217604331yes it's a lovely place if you exclusively stay in the affluent areas well done leftypol
>>217604331same with paris
>>217604361i say this to my normie mates and they look at me as if i'm mentally disturbed
>>217604362The only place in London thats still a shithole is South East London and thats because it was bombed in WW2 by the Germans and everything had to be rebuilt so it all looks nasty and cheap. But North and West London is basically a Third Rome
I live with my parents and make about £45k up Norf with a company car and actually "work" less than ten hours a week for a traditional family company with no degree
>>217604367it may get you talking to some people, get a bit of cash flowing in. if your a long time NEET get a part time job and study something in your free time that will lead to a better job
>>217604331i get the feeling of being somewhere important when i've been in central london but that wears off after a few hours and then it's all just full of cunts to me and i want to leave
>>217604382my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds
>>217604417didn't ask
There shouldn't be any brown 'people' in our country.
WHY DOES NO-ONE CARE ABOUT LEE RIGBY
>>217604367i was a tescoid and it unironically helped with my social skills but then covid lockdowns hit and i lost them anyway
>>217604331Wait, internet incels aren't telling the truth? Really?
>>217604331now imagine how much better it would be without brown people
>>217604454grow up mate
when you're in london the rest of the country feels completely irrelevant
tescoid
Ban halal slop. Deport the mudslims
lost my virginity in east london
>>217604319Called the book of mormon sir
>tescoidscream
I am forgotten...
i'm incel and proud
watch out he's got a /pol/ folder and he's not afraid to use it
>>217604322Unironically had a double fish o filet meal last time
>>217604483was this before or after you ran into the singers from little mix?
mid 20s and have achieved nothing. no skills, minimum wage retail job, khhv, no social skills. it's fucking over think I'll be killing myself after christmas
alright lads check out this cool kettle I just bought
>>217604353Yours is probably better than ours is. We have no national food standards here, and McDonald's is filled with hormones, antibiotics and chemicals.
>>217604504BasedI for one am a proud racist
I don't care if one my friends is a virgin. Literally who gives a shit.
>>217604477And living in the US for a bit even London feels irrelevant. See what I mean?You have to be a moth to a bulb to not understand that London is not all that really. Most people live in shoeboxes for the opportunity to be an hour from... a gentrified Soho and what else?
still talk to my ex everyday haha
will be posting from the monty next fridayx
>>217604519mid 20s delayed adulthood, just hang in there it gets better trust me
>>217604519yeah?
There's no reason not to be racist to foreigners in this country. They want to replace us in our homeland.
>>217604415Yh mate Tottenham is lush isn’t it
>>217604522Tim
>>217604444You say Rigby I say Letby. Let Letby.
ooo look at me and how insightful i am because i flew around in a small plane a bit
>>217604579hes really ruined your night with that photo hasnt he
>>217604519Learn a trade like plumber or electrician.Also drive.
>>217604547Where is this?
>>217604587ignore this advice dont drive at all driving is for mongs and a total waste of money
>>217604586..yh
lads how can I have casual sex with attractive women if I don't really like clubbing that muchis online dating really the only option?
lucy free for christmas or we riot
>>217604573They would’ve made a cute couple huh. If there was any justice in the world they could’ve.
>>217604597For those of us in rural areas with poor public transport links it becomes very important when you want to get a job.
niggas be 28 talm bout clubbing go see your family
>>217604382they're saying i couldn't flip a coin folks but that's so untrue. deceitful not honest. Everyone knows the Democrats have rigged coin flips for decades now, it's so true they've been rigging it. I, frankly, shook up their system by lobbing the coin straight up, i did that, i really did. They said "Mr President the coin needs to flip in the air and i told them, that's US airspace. I wont allow Democrat coin flipping in there. That air belongs to patriotic Americans.
4 days of toil then I'm off until 5th jan can't wait lads
stuart little sub edition
>>217604603>clubbingblud this ain't 2009. if you don't look like a god you're just pissing away money
>>217604638Don't be a poor provincial then
>>217604612Should have beheaded or quartered every one of them after the Rigby affair. And we should have after 9/11.
well that's rorke done isn't it?
oh my god that fucking pissbaby retard who doesnt accept anything outside what he personally likes and replies every time to all of the posts about things he doesnt know about with "nobody knows what you are talking about" or some other complaint is annoying as fuck. get a life. shut the fuck up and post about or engage with others with your own hobby and ignore the ones you dont understand
>>217604668Better than living in a concrete shithole infested with pakis.
>>217604552Montevideo?
oh my days Ziedy put his auto-posting script on in the old thread
>>217604675grow up mate
>>217604663too coherent to be trump
>>217604672>you are currently banned
muslim hero stops father-son incel shooters
My whip2.3L SportIt's got leather seatsIt's got a CD player player player player
hate when mongs on /brit/ use punctuationwho do you think you are
>>217604690its not the 1700s mate theres a middle between urban centres and farms.
>>217604729i plan on getting an evo as my first car haha
Muzzies gone mad
>>217604703oh hell yeah i love Swans
>>217604749>as my first carMate the insurance would be £2k+ regardless of age lel
>>217604672don't slam the door on the way out rorke
>>217604659>>217604659
>>217604729I hope I can get something like that when I get my liscense.
>>217604754hope they do it need street violence kicking off there and like a 14k dead
>>217604699the state
>>217604702annoying retard shitbird
>You need a good guy with a gun to stop a bad guy with a gun>Dumb yanks lmao>You need a good sheed to stop a bad sheed>Yes, so true
Grim alcoholic twat toil tomorrow, can't wait
>>217604767that's okay. i got nothing else to spend my incelbux on
wish I could taste some zoomer twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C77nuCMaI6o
>>217604791get a clue
Spongebob big guy pants ok
>>217604672omg is that some buildings??? no way
thick fucking retard in what he does, his social awareness/skills, even the way he applies his words, forms his sentences and lays out his thoughts. TRIPLE retarded. easily offended too just the way that he said that its a "yank thing where" they "put a bunch of buzzwords" as if it is a yank thing. hes wrong even about that. he is so wrong its insane always there to say his little catchphrase too. again - low value person, nothing to be gained, AND stupid - too stupid to know how stupid they are. they are not worth talking to, I wish they would STFU
>>217604805Would love to wank over some 18 year olds on Tinder but I think my missus would find out somehow
>>217604817this is the post
Deport the muslims and Indians and this country will be 100 times better
The know-it-all YouTube atheist phenotype is lost forever lads. Rip. Haven't seen a fedora being worn by a virginal looking lad in years....
>Brown University
>>217604805just lie about your age on tinder
y'all don't read books and it shows
Considering how most zoomers can't even speak properly, might I hoover up some 22 year olds as a 34 year old by simply being brave enough to say "Hello"?
>>217604805just approach one they're all into millenials
HATE wogs
wasted my youth. even if I worked out every single day and did a bunch of self care, I'd never have the youthful look of someone equally fit but younger. getting fit in your 30s is just cope. if only I started when I was 22, I'm very jealous of all the zoomers hitting the gym at 16 nowadays
Maybe I have to join the French foreign legion since I can’t get a job here. Sick of having no life
>>217604864reading is kinda stupid
>>217604851>just jeet>deliverpoo>uber jeets
daily reminder that you dont have a souland you saying shit liek "get a clue" is you being a souless golem saying the same thing over again liek they ever could "get a clue" the soulless golem that they are. not only with everything I just said but the way/fact that they say "get a clue" when they are like this - all these things are their entire life
>>217604864/brit/ is my book
Every single /brit/ poster who moans about London is jealous. They wish they were smart enough to get a good job in London, earning enough to rent a decent place, having the opportunity to shag many London girls. Prove me wrong. You can't.
>>217604799
meltdown
having mood swings init
That’s me done for work until the New Year lads, officially in the Christmas spirit now :3 x
>>217604869zoomers are icked out by uncs
>>217604864what’s the point of reading books if you’re not at uni and they’re not uni books
>>217604904reminder again that you dont have a soul. goodbye stop replying to me when I come back. you wasted your life and are miserable - dont want your yuck on me
getting kicked out of my flat for GAMING at full volumne at 3am
>>217604891imagine spending your life baiting people poorly on 4chan
>>217604891>rentEven in your delulu fantasy you're still renting lmaooo
>>217604869someone posted a chart once of virginity rates for female vs male zoomers. the male zoomers were static throughout the years at like 70% khhv status, but the zoomettes were dropping hard. Millenials are sweeping in these days
i read the dandy actually
>>217604667I look ok
>>217604891>spends 10 times as much just to have a worse quality of life and live around brownshahahaha
>wake up>not indianthank you lord
you wasted your entire life you got life (idk how you pass the "I am not a robot" check) and then you spent it doing this, and live a very shallow pointless life. there is nothing to your life. you have no soul
I'm 22 have any of you old faggots got any advide so I don't end up like you
well i heard there was a 4chan boardwith bradleys and the tranny 'cordbut you don't really care for umas do ya
>>217604931I'm glad most zoomers are khv, I'm glad it's a societal problem now.
>>217604956I'm off to Italy in a couple of days lad don't be tight
>>217604956SHUT UP NIGGA
>>217604838wank away lad she should be happy you’re not shagging them in the back of your car>>217604858>>217604872I’m chubby, balding and a speccy twat, literally no chance of pulling one
>>217604943ok is not enough mate. hoeflation is outta control
>>217604965>22 It’s over for you unc
>>217604956can't afford £20 for one year can you?
>>217604956
*to the tune of "cooler than me" by that posner lad*you went to buy some shades from that asda place and,it's only because,you think you're pooin' and weein'
>>217604965>I'm 22nigga hitting unc status n thinkin he can still be saved
guys if you are wondering why /brit/ goes to shit tomorrow it’s because I quit the website so I won’t be posting anymore
>>217604931i don't believe for a second that 70% of young men are virgins
any DC;VR man in?
>>217604965only go to university to get an actually useful STEM degree or something where you learn something technical. don't go and do some random humanities bullshit
>>217604992genuinely enjoy this little man
im 22 years old my life is over
>>217604965leave your job for a better one every 3-5 years until you're about 40. then half ass it until you retire
>>217605008This isn't an airport. No need to announce your departure.
i'm 20seethe over my youth
>>217605020kt;im
>>217605033I will be announcing it a few more times if that’s okay with you.
>>217605020>dog cock; violently raping?no mate, no
I'm 82 years young
>>217604965Yes mate. I gained a clue at 29.Seriously look after your body. I don't mean getting jacked but you should be able to lift a bit and run 5k easily.Have passion for your hobbies and things that make you happy. Meet people through them.A woman will fall into your lap. Whether she's the right one or not you can tell.
ur all boring
dreading toil tomorrowabsolutely dreading it
>>217605033not an airport but he's still been sent fuh-lying!
Going to bed lads.Think you guys are right that I need to stop obsessing over escorts so much. I have been thinking hard this evening.I do have a tendency to obsession. I guess I was just trying to fill the void caused by my loneliness with escorts. I realise now that seeking validation from prostitutes is insanely stupid. Probably the dumbest thing I've ever done.
>paying for a pass and vpn when you can just use owo for free
might kill myself
>>217605032some top advice here
>>217605058i lost 100lbs but i still remain an incel.
>>217605068thats the website with the child porn on it isnt it? yeah no thanks, freak
>>217605067your real problem mate is that you think any of us care
>>217605068not going on some nonce botnet
just need a reasonably attractive woman to kiss me on the cheek and wank my cock and whisper positive affirmations into my ear as I fall asleep. is that *REALLY* so much to ask for?
>>217605068it's like £2 a month you niggardly bastard
>>217603986it's really not, pretty overrated
thinking of buying a flat in pimlico
>>217605067tell a therapist not us you fucking mentalist
>>217605058>A woman will fall into your lap.lollmao even
>>217604534thank you
gfberg giving me the silent treatment because I suggested sometimes capital punishment might be alright
off to the shops to purchase ingredients for a nice dinner i'm going to prepare for mumstein tonightanyone want owt?
>>217604848Would bum
>>217605103i know a boomer lawyer with a flat there. don't like him much
>>217605058>>217605032Thanks. I'm working an entry level job now but once I'v passed my driving test I'll be able to get to somewhere that offers electrician apprenticeships. So that's my plan for life at the moment.
>>217605103get ready to pay 25k a year for """service charges"""
>>217605058
>>217604965you were 5 years old when i started posting on 4chan
reckon i'd shag so much if i became a bartenderreasonably good looking and charming metipsy women would be all over it
>>217605087it's a front end for 4chan, like nitter is for Xif there's child porn there it's because there's child porn on 4chanidiot
just found a new pornfu, aria alexander
mad how zullie the wizard got fans to pay for his $20k voice feminisation surgery under the pretence of "life saving surgery" scream
>>217605020Yes lol and I’m not even a rorke
>>217605142couldn't shag a carpet, you
>>217605144didnt know there was a /kids/ board on 4chan
want to try kangaroo meat
>>217605058warp records nice
>>217605139Cool I hope you've been living a healthy life alongside doing that.
>>217605137whats the service will they send shaggable young ladies up to my room
Beastie Boys are so unc but in a funny way
>>217605129the green pringles if you will
>>217605151mad how he's a vtuber now
>>217605142you'd at best get spiked and raped by a man
>>217605135nice lad. be sure to safely invest your spare money early pm as well. Time in the market is king
>>217605129some dimmies please lad
>>217604992I'm 190cm
>>217605086and the other part of his post?
>>217605179it's just poll tax you pay to your freehold aristocrat
i run, lift, and drink heavily
>>217605135Do it lad. leccys get paid daft money in the right job
>>217605020Nah, I don't blame foreign people for my own problems you see
>>217604965dont smoke and try not to waste your life on bideo james. smoking looks cool but dont bother!
>>217605204meme shit, got multiple hobbies and no one cares. >A woman will fall into your lapcan be dismissed as the ravings of some demented unc boomer
>>217605135don't forget to move here after
>>217605247what hobbies and have you tried to meet anyone through them
every zoomer such a demented bitter loser on here
>>217605242Well you should, since you're a foreigner and everyone's problems are ultimately their own fault.
>>217605275ktim
>>217605258>meeting women through hobbiesscreaming
Fucking sick of it all, when are we gonna rise up?
>>217605258guitar, tennis, reading. yeah i tried. as i said no one cares. every person i meet is too busy to hang out or just moves away and every woman i meet is already married/bf-ed
>>217605290Nice try GCHQ
we're all zoomers here right lads...right?
>>217605296v>>217605296https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/217605296217605296
New>>217603867>>217603867
>>217605284you meet people through hobbiespeople invite you to events that have women and introduce you to others who sometimes are women
cant be bothered to rise up
>>217605275the cool ones are on insta
>>21760530417 but bright me
I;ve been thinking hard this evening mgs be like "hmmmmMMMmmmmmmmm"
>>217605290how about you rise up and do some exercise you chubby bastard
>>217605089I hoped some of you might.>>217605104I have considered a therapist but I have figured it out on my own. I crave validation.
What hobbies does /brit/ have. Mine is ameteur photography.
>>217605393read my smelly little incel books don't i
