The 'berg 'dish
Checkem playboi They call this cash money 66
Ahem Listening to Sleep Token again https://youtu.be/-UUSUrr6zyo
>>217607293wish i looked like that
>>217607293love them until they come out of the branever live up to the expectation
A shit done
LOTR stream next Saturday if anyone's interested
>>217607297don't like this band one bit
As a Muslim I’d like to apologise to all the Jews of /brit/ from the mass shooting from one of our own yesterday. I sincerely apologise.
Does what makes you horny change based on how long it's been since you've busted
Haven’t had my lithium for like what. A week now? Won’t be taking it ever again fyi
>>217607334It's all good, playboy. Mi casa es su casa
>>217607297they're shitprobably good if you're a woman or a bender though
>>217607334I accept your apology on behalf of the jews of /brit/.
>>217607329probably hosted by yanks that think 11pm is a reasonable time to start a 10 hour film trilogy
>>217607373Starts at 5pm. They're the extended editions mind
>>217607391>Starts at 5pmwhy
>>217607334just stop doing them lad it's not on
>>217607406Thinking of the toilers
>>217607334just don't do it again yeah?we won't be happy if you do it again
corr may hairfta take a trip to the money store asap
>>217607406Goes by EST time. Sneedtv on cytube
A Tribute to Stanley Baxter
>>217607308this man knows
Just felt the bleakness for a moment
lord of the rings is one of the most boring films ive watched
>>217607462whats your fave film
>>217607462everything is boring to a boring person
>>217607458Have had that feeling for a year and a half straight. Patiently waiting for a manic episode. You guys are going to LOVE it.
>>217607462Maybe there's a version on TikTok
>>217607462don't think I've seen them more than once, probably fifteen years ago
No quetiapine either. Those “medicines” are harmful muck
>>217607334that's ok!also when are you going home?
mum's taken at least 8 paracetamol with wine I've made her drink 2 big glasses of water and she says she doesn't need an ambulance worried lads
>>217607370Thank you.>>217607416>>217607420We’ll try but it comes with being low iq and low impulse.
>>217607297I'm listening to one of their songs now. Sounds alright.
>>217607462my fav films of all time and it aint close
>>217607297also I'm gay.
>>217607536Literally all it does is fuck up your liver
>>217607532When I finish work in 6 hours x
amfC
>>217607559she's not gonna die from 8-12 paracetamol though?
>>217607579Only if she's over the age of 45
stroking my william to sabrina carpenter's feet also deepfakes of her with jungle bbc
>>217607579No, just phone 111 and ask for advice. Literally all it does is destroy your liver
>>217607564It takes only 6 hours to go to the Middle East?
>>217607600okay should I keep making her drink water?
>>217607536why did your mom do that
>>217607462It was alright, but when they made three films out of the hobbit book I thought that was a bit of a piss take.
>>217607598what's wrong with just wanking to something normal
>>217607614bipolar and she gets suicidal
>>217607297pseudo-prog metal for little kidsawful
>>217607611Sounds weird but actually more alcohol is needed to neutralise the interaction between paracetamol and the ethanol in the wineJust a glass or two though, don't want to overshoot it
>>217607628Phone 111 you numpty
Sir Darthmod Empire
>>217607633this advice seems suspicious, i'm not sure anon should listen to it
>>217607628:\
LOL
Eating processed meats - ham, bacon, sausages - is as bad for causing colorectal cancer as smoking is for causing lung cancer.At least you don't have to kill animals to make cigarettes.
Send her to bed and make sure you check on her through the night12 paracetamol isn’t a very high dose and definitely won’t kill her
>>217607660Er nah
Clean shaven. Always.
>>217607660what about quorn?
And ffs make sure she takes her lithium if she’s got a script
>>217607579depends on the strength, depends on how much alcohol she's had, depends if she's on other medicationyou should take her to a vet
>>217607686remember him in doccy wholittle cunt
>>217607705one of my first wanks truth be told
>>217607659they?
Trying to get women hooked on my pork cigarette
>>217607660who eats processed meat regularly? other than maybe bacon sausages are disgusting and ham is only good sliced for sandwiches
Why the fuck did they decide to include a random jumpscare in the middle of this banger from the Twin Peaks soundtrack? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euq0sKwbDTg
>>217607685Maybe rather than deny reality, adjust your diet.
>>217607724jews
>>217607727Used to stick entire 400g packs of processed ham into a bread roll and eat them daily Cheapest way to make gains desu
sex
>>217607741Maybe stop being bent
Another day of my miserable incellian runtish life looms tomorrow as always
>>217607756would have been better if you put cheese on them since cheese and bread make a complete protein amino acid profile together
Me? I eat lots of vegetables and lots of meat. Not retarded, you see.
Might go for a drunken incel walk and see if l can find any weed dogends
>>217607797christ you're thick
had a shite earlier and didn't finish wiping because i cbain bed with a pooey arse now
>>217607841that's what she said!
>>217607757she was the fittest companion
>>217607841the raped 67
>>217607836Mousecapades
>>217607859l am ashamed of you
>>217607836only thing you'll find is Rasheed hanging out your ass when you wake up
genuinely think the jews are doing a great job if they're really in control. i made £40k last year
>>217607859I've been thereLast week actually
dw brots I'll save you from keir starmers firewall
my arse remains unraped to this very day actually
>>217607859this is why islam will rule your country
>>217607606I wouldn’t I don’t live in the Middle East.
>>217607915There's still hours left before tomorrow
>>217607915well they say you never know what tomorrow brings aha x
It does sort of concern me how much time this general dedicates to posting about poo and rorkeSeems like that time could be used for other things, just saying
ugly crying in bed again because ill never be a woman
111 are uselesssaid they'll have someone call me back in 10 hours
>>217608004Taxi to a&e then. Providing there’s one decently close in Hull.
>>217607993How should we spend our /brit/ time more constructively
any black man in?
>>217608033>>217608031
>>217608017I think she'll be fine she's talkative and far more annoyed that I've rang them and bothered her than in actual pain gonna try and let her sleephow did you know I'm in hull
>>217608004>said they'll have someone call me back in 10 hoursSick, reckon you'll have a decent chance at medical negligence compensation when she dies in horrible pain in the wee hours
>>217607993im having one tomorrow (poo not rorke)
went to the park earlier and all of the crows were shouting rorke at me
poo rorke
>>217608051Saw you post about it earlier too. Just on phone though so assumed it was still you
bathing
>>67
blorke on a mad one
Seems rather odd to know that about someone doesn't it
If I don't kill myself I will live a life of pain and suffering
Always check the weather before exploring sewer tunnels.
>>217608155The tranny stuff is silly lad. If you're gay, accept yourself and move on. If you're agp log off and seek therapy. Agp sounds like retardation.
>>217608004can you stay up to keep an eye on herif she vomits call 999
gender dysphoria is miserable I want to die
>>217608104nothing wrong with that
>>217608204Eh you just accept it’s impossible move on and it goes away
>>217608181yeah I'm not sleepinghow come if she vomits? wouldn't that get it all out of her system?
>>217608155Become a masochist then. If it isn't helping you grow wisdom seeds, then turn it into sexual pleasure tsss tss
>>217608176Dunno what you're on about as I'm not an lgbtq member
>>217608226thanks im cured
Human eyes see via 3 light cones - blue green and red.There's colours that could hypothetically exist but which we'll never see because of that configuration.If we had, say, yellow light cones, or could isolate and stimulate only certain types of cones, we could generate the ability to see new colours that humans never saw before.
my dream is to have a 4/10 brown wife who loves mei will achieve this
>>217608204Jews done a number on you
trying to make an artist name for my music but just can’t find the right onethere’s some decent ones i’ve thought of but they just don’t fully scratch the itch or capture the feeling i want to convey and i worry i’ll make all my accounts in that name and then want to change it in a week
>>217608004That's why they call it the Nelson
>>217608204/brit/ is probably one of the worst places you could spend your time if you are genuinely dysphoric, it will only make things worse
>>217608241No problem mate
>>217608204What do you mean
toothacheberg has returned with a vengeance
>>217608259yeah?
>>217608259what genre
>>217608291need help please x
hope your mum's gonna be okay
>>217608204what does it feel like?
DO YOU REALLY WANT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TASTE IIIITTT
>>217608302give me something to work with ffs
>>217608295gay pornogrind
>>217608204why would you want to be a woman?
i thought i was trans for like 6 months or soturned out it was the bipolar
>>217608227symptom of liver failure but could also just be the alcohol obviouslyi'm not a doctor though, if you get worried at anything just call it in to be safe
>>217608312thanksI doubt 10 is enough I probably overreacted
Do you think you're better off alone?Do you think you're better off alone?Talk to me OohTalk to me...
>>217608350yeah a biti've taken a bit more than 10 before and it didn't kill me clearlyshe on any medication? idk if she's really bipolar but
Going bed now team goodnight
Got the Hitler hype edits on
>>217608370wasn't really a team effort was it
>>217608295bit of everything really, i am into classical inspired dnb and uk hardcore right now though. i do rock music too but ive got a solo band for that.>>217608324im trying m) best
rorke and the gf
>>217608363everyone in the family would say she's bipolar but I'm not sure if it still counts if she can be perfectly fine for months/a year and then have a sudden switch and try to completely ruin and destroy her life for a period before reverting back to normal
You just know Stalin could've easily killed Hitler in a fist fight, just as he destroyed him in WW2.Hitler attempted to kill as many Europeans as possible and Stalin was the man who stopped his lunacy.Losers idolise Hitler because he too was a pathetic deranged loser of history.
>>217608400yeah that sounds like bipolar to mewould probably do her some good to try and chase a diagnosisor at the very least try and figure out if anybody in her family has had it
>>217608317i cry and want to cut myself.every time i look in the mirror
>>217607297they're superlame dude
>>217608415Um.....you did that.
>>217608415Jews killed those Europeans
>>217608449Hello retard! Actually, Germany invaded Czechoslovakia and Poland first. Hope that helps!
>>217608422>do her some good to try and chase a diagnosisshe wouldn't, she's a nurse and a very good one to everyone but herself
>>217608449>invades half of europe>wtf why are you declaring war on me?
>>217608456Hello retard! Actually it was the Nazis who killed the Jews. Google "The Holocaust"! Hope that helps!
just sneezed and farted at the same timemad really
>>217608470many such cases unfortunately, best you can do then is to just mitigate some of her major stressors as much as you can
>>217608431why thoughif you can’t change something about yourself just accept it, sounds redundant but it helped me when i hated something i couldn’t do anything aboutyou’ll never be a woman, most trans people don’t even look like the gender they want to be, they don’t even act like them (most trans women notoriously are just autistic guys or fetishists) so no point worrying about what you can’t fix just try and appreciate yourself for what you are and be grateful you aren’t worse off like being crippled or a paki
>>217608479mental
>>217608415stalins left arm was disableduncle adi who had to fight other homeless people for food on the streets of vienna back in the day would knock his shit cold
>>217608477They had it coming, Britain threw everything away to defend them
>>217608460>>217608477don't care about your argument but if you type like this again i'll punt you into the stratosphere you gay little batty cunt
Love how for rightoids it's both "actually the ebil Allies declared war on Germany" one day, and "Hitler was a socialist he even called himself one" the next day
>>217608509Hello retard! Try it, you can't can you? Hahaha
>>217608516it’s bait nobody is retarded actually to believe that
>>217608493Actually makes me livid that we gave up everything to defend Jewish people while Jews today rag on about the evils of UK, the west, whiteness, and there’s been numerous Israeli attacks on British soldiers or civilians. Jews truly deserve every bit of hate they get, I cannot think of one positive contribution they have made to humanity or anyone that actually likes them aside from other Jews.
>>217608535Innit pains me that Europeans didn't finish them off at some point
>>217608420Tfw no vantablack locked character wife
>>217608493>>217608535we didn't fight ww2 for the jews
>>217608572We fought world war 1 & 2 for the Jews
>>217608370
>>217608572Just don’t like them either way. They’re snidey too. At least Muslims are kind of funny unintentionally because of their retardation and shit like Memri TV, whether they’re trying to be funny through their ‘comedy’ or their general behaviour they just make me annoyed and mad. Get rid of em.
wonder how different the uk would look today if after 7/7 we stopped all immigration from muslim countries
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765760393764588.webm
>>217608626ktim but not autistic just lazy and boring and retarded
>has half the world colonized in slavery in 1939>declares war and attacks Germany over half of Poland and Czechoslovakia in 1939>loses everything, the empire, the island, bossed around by 80 IQ black women wE dUn gud didnn wE
>>217608636don't like this video
once you've shagged a prime age teen you'll never go back
>>217608652Any post that includes that image is guaranteed coal
>>217608636bus driver put both those autists in their placealso married couples who call each other mother and father are fucking weird
>>217607241Cute cut
>>217608677this and a tote bag
Imagining all the other yank posters with their mouth agape and a pool of spit on their desk as they pen their worst post yet
put my dick in my steak bake and came insidethen ate itwhy do they taste so fucking good bros
>>217608707I’d spitroast the other yank postersWould love to tongue their mystery meat mutt anuses and see what they taste of
>>217608719
>>217608719you what mate
tfw want a swimmer's physique but too self conscious to go swimming
>>217608760what are you on aboutyou think people are going to make fun of you for swimming at a swimming pool?
>>217608760ktimashamed of my acne
>>217608680>AutismWe're in the same boat as them
>>217608760>>217608800Daft cuntsIf anything being in the fucking water means people can barely see your body.
been doing some shocking poos latelythink it might be all the apricots I'm eating
>>217608760get on that ozempic lad
>>217608677I look like that
hows Wayne Rooooney doing?
Bet Emma Watson does some utterly devilish farts.
>>217608800u got medicine for that? got family member with psoriasis but the cream seems to help them
2013 was the last good year before it all went to shit
anyone else not know alot but know one of their friends of friends is pure sex and she will dance with you but not give you anything elsewhen you try put your hands on her waist she says "noo im sweaty"fucking rip
>>217609027a woman like that is devil incarnate
>>217609049she could be younger (early 30s) but fuck me is she pure sex
>>217609027I'll bet she's sweaty alright, with Mofongo and Muhammad.
>>217609027just rape her
>>217609091kys
Dua Lipa.Sex.
>>217609000what is with 2016mong type posts like thisas if you can pinpoint the exact year it "went to shit" ask 10 different people and they will all say a different year
>>217609102Shut up woke
im 34 and i can barely hold a controller without getting really bad neck and shoulder paingetting old sucks bros
>>217609096no
>>217609142im 30 and havent felt any detrimental things from age (yet)reckon it's because i exercise and have good habits, also maintained them from my youth
holy fuck I do not give a SHIT about this showstop forcing it down my fucking throat
>>217607462I was at a work do the other day and LOTR individually came up in conversation with 3 separate people, no joke.People are obsessed with it even 20 years later.
>>217609218it's slop for boomers and gen x
>>217609172what's the norwood level unc
>>217609218how about i force this down your throat*unzips*
>>217609218I'd shag Claudia Winkleman though
>>217609218never heard of itdont watch tv
I have an idea for a movie. John Travolta and Nicolas Cage have their faces swapped surgically.
>>217609263*gets out magnifying glass*
>>217609218is that a wiglooks like if donald trump were a female
>>217609244not bad enough to get called bald but bad enough to know how minoxodil and finastride works
>>217609285call if yank off (you mate)
Nothing gay about wanking your mate's willy while he wanks yours you see.
>>217609313just accept the hair loss uncstop trying to hold onits sad
>>217609316Bodied that freak
>>217609295done me
>>217609298noare claudia's face just aged faster than her hair did
cozy vibe to this place on a late night
poo
need to join a secluded religious order
watched josh strife play baldurs gate 1 6 hours straight on youtube while i organised my comics todayhbu
>>217609382join mine, its tax free and founding members get to groom the females
dreamed i was eating a huge marshmallow and when i woke up my pillow was gone
>>217609411biting the pillow were you? haaaah, gaaaaaaay
whenever someone starts talking about seed oils, crypto or nitrates in processed meats i just nope out of the conversation immediately and leavemore insufferable than vegans
>>217609491bit freaky how yankified anything semi-political is hereBack in 2020 after whining about austerity for a decade, leftypol activists all of a sudden were demanding to defund the policeRorke on the other hand is trying to infuse Jesus into the conversation, despite religion not being a big deal in Britain for over a centuryJust annoying how American we really are.
>>217608204Why is this so prevalent these days? We don't hear shit about men wanting to be women till the 20th century
Dreamed my Willard was between someone's pillows and woke up to my hand wanking myself
>>217609514>yankifiedthe national religion of this country is christianity
>>217608420Need a Recluse gf
>>217609532oh no no no
>>217609557notice how the largest one is christianity?
>>217609557nice im in the 1%
>>217609568easily 75%+ of those are christian in name only and haven't stepped foot in a church since the day they were christened
>>217609557>boomers, gen xers and new atheist millennialsZoomers and alphas(the future) are more religious than all of them
>>217608420JC was the national hero for us white kids in low income areas back in the 00s
America invented Christianity when you really think about it
leftypol celebrating the death of christianity as he welcomes in hordes of muslims
>>217609587most muslims here are the same ladhow many muzzies you know that all drink, smoke, gamble, stack credit, have sex and dont go mosque? most of them or ateast most of the young ones
>>217609587>if they don't go to church they're not christian>if they do go to churhc they're larping and yankifiedcope onchurch going is having a resurgence btw
>>217609629eh I used to live in Birmingham for 4 years and they were pretty pious to me Perhaps that's a unique caliphate but London muslims around me seem somewhat similarSure that's not the case for Albanians, Kosovans and North Africans - but subcontinent muslims (who are most muslims in the UK) seem quite pious anecdotally speaking.
>>217609656every muslim i've ever known drinks and smokes and parties and has sex
>>217609679where do you live?what's their ethnicity?
gn lads
>>217609605They'll miss it when it's gone. A bunch of scrawny fake communists with tranny porn on their hard drive will be no match for Islamists.
>>217609688Around the Bradford areaThey're mostly Pakistani
I wish I was a paki.
>Jewish community leaders say the Bondi attack has "fundamentally changed" Australia.Oy it's begun.
CORRR imagine the Emma Watson gay poo porn peng
Red and black I dressEagle on my chest Good to be an ALBANIAN
the aussiecaust
>>217609745noi matenot tha prawns and fosters
gonna fail my exam
all i'll say is thisnever would of happen if dutton was around
Albanese turned me mum into a Melbourne Bitter
>>217609821s
Hey watch it blick, you nearly poked me jizza with that gan. Alright, put it in there than
>>217609717can't let a convenient tragedy go to waste can they
>>217609711they're all Mirpuri cousin-marriage product retardsThey can't be taken as representative as anything other than themselves desuThey're such an unique (backwards) sub-culture.My mate used to live in Bradford and he's black and he said they tried to convert him on at least a weekly basis.The fact he was non-white and non-muslim was considered unacceptable to them.
wish i had a normal family who liked eachother and enjoyed christmas
>>217609909make one
out of poo
>>217609717Waiting for the calls of > "we simply MUST not let them change our ideals... we're going to show them we're unafraid... INCREASE THE IMMIGRANT QUOTAS"Zionist western jews vote liberal 9/10 times
If we don’t type we can’t make the newCome on then
>>217609944poo
bing bong
*gives a slight nod*lads.
Remember when Dele Alli told everyone he got nonced by his uncle
Imagine you were a silent gen that lived through the gild of western civilization’s post-war upshot and then died peacefully surrounded by loved ones in the early 2010s before Arab spring and the migrant crises ruined your hope for the future just imagine that really
Gone away is the blue birdHere to stay is the poo bird
>>217609994The Arab Spring was actually just the CIA destroying countries and saying it was organic. Iraq was better off under Saddam Hussein.
>>217609994imagine being born in 1945 and dying in 2001would be pengyou'd just assume that with the cold war over that was itworld peace forever
Getting the presents ordered. Absolutely brutal rape of me wallet
the peak of the west was the victorian era
billabong
Cause I’m a punk rocker yes I am
pee poo pee
Punjabi? More like poo jobby lol
>>217610160>>217610160
might buy some gear
>>217610166early
bump
>>217610167for what, mate?
>>217610205bouldering
>>217610217getting really high on those stacked rocks, are we?
