So this is rorke edition
fcuk t shirt onnot swearing, checkmate mum.
stop killing the rorkedem
Section 46, ‘Burial and Cremation’ of the Act requires that:It shall be the duty of a local authority to cause to be buried or cremated the body of any person who has died or been found dead in their area, in any case where it appears to the authority that no suitable arrangements for the disposal of the body have been or are being made otherwise than by the authority.
helmut schmaka
>>217616556Has to be fake because he is married and not to her
commie muslims be likeourhammed
>>217616556nobody is that black
>>217616385>Prove that Britain is a real place.See:>United Kingdom, island country located off the northwestern coast of mainland Europe.https://www.britannica.com/place/United-Kingdom>Prove that Britain is a country in europe.See pic related - everything in the lighter colour is considered Europe. Source:https://www.britannica.com/place/EuropeNow please prove the truth of Christianity, since you claimed Christianity is true
remember when every website used to ask to install a toolbar and your browser ended up like this haha
>>217616595
>>217616604now it's accepting cookiessign up to our newsletterthis page wants to send you notifications
>>217616603>Britain is real>Source: www.britannica.comlol
>>217616556Is that a mannequin?
>>217616604LMAO this lil fella
thinking about buying a second apartment, then moving back home and renting out my current apartment for a yearseems objectively the right decision but not sure how I feel about it
>>217616604No unc I don’t because I’m not 40 years old
>almost hit curb twice>instructor has to take control several times>says I'm doing really well and close to test standard Maybe I'm too negative
windows vista... now THAT was an os
>>217616604windows xp the GOAT
>>217616625>accept cookies?>sign up to newsletter?>receive notifications?>sign in with google?>get the phone app?>chat to "John" (Pajeet)?>ask AI?
Haven’t had a haircut in like 5 months and it’s looking really unkempt at the moment, but i really cba going to the hair dresser, whole ordeal from goin there, cutting, going home, is like 2 hoursWhen are automated hair cut robots for the home coming?
>>217616627Ah yes are we playing the Rorke game of "every reliable source is lying, actually"
>>217616645rape all landlords
>>217616653you missed out lil bro internet 2000-2005 was kino none of that tiktok brainrot
>>217616645boomermaxing is the only way to protect your money from inflation unless you're super savvy/lucky with markets. Always make the rational self interested choice when it comes to money.
>>217616604>2020 searchmad how it's 2025. fellas in 2004 probably thought we'd have flying cars by now
>>217616677haven't had a haircut in 14 months
>>217616677just do it yourself. easy to use clippers on the back and sides and take some off the top
>>217616681if you're still renting above the age of 25 you're in your natural placejust be thankful you're not a peasant tilling the land because that's where you belong
>>217616693plus there's a barber 6-7 minutes away from my house I'm just a lazy shit
>>217616684I was born in 2005
My landlord is also my roommate and she's really cool and it's a great bargain
willy wakka
>>217616706
>>217616702i pity your cold heart
>>21761670224 year olds hustling hard before they turn 25 to buy a flat or house just so they dont get fit into this criteria
>>217616713blud is 8 years old omds...oh, I'm an unc now
>>217616689the thing is I've lived alone for 6 years now and I'm very used to it, would have to more or less give up on shagging toobut moving back would be an extra $700-800 in my pocket
>>217616715ever shag her up the pooey hair arse?
whenever someone is off work, everyone else in the office bitches about them even though they're friendly to each other's faces. i don't fit in because i can't do that.
>>217616745Hate that behaviour
>>217616693ktimm
>>217616702Australians living life on easy mode
>>217616724I know people like you irl and the reality is that lads like you are simply allergic to money
tired and not very well today lads. thanks for reading my blog x
>>21761670225 just finishing up my phd, still living in college accom (rented!)
rorke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om4nihQZmUE
>>217616713
>>217616773real DSL right there
phd in nigger poo studies
>>217616757maybe you'll figure it out in your next lifetime
holy god people who were born in 2005 when i was already an adult are now themselves adults facking hell
thjere's no fucking way im posting in a thread with someone actually born in 2005
>>217616768>phdholy NGMI mate you're DONElet me guess, some science shit?
>>217616734Also have to account for the equity you'd be gaining. If you're not in a housing bubble might be worth it. Just be wary of ending up underwater if there's a crash is likely soon
Dave al Dave
>>217616745Tsmt even when they wfh and it impacts no one in the office. They will still find a way to make snide remarks about it. I would throw these people in a massive man-sized blender if I could
>>217616786>>217616801I should be able to get an ai research job and be making >200k soon
>>217616769thank god for the imported brown man that stopped the imported brown men from shooting at the other imported brown men
From best to worst>Own home>Live with parents >Power gap>Mortgage>RentThere is no point in moving out of your parents house just to be poor and struggling. Play it smart like me.
>>217616678i think he's winding you up mate
>>217616798erm...
John Mc. John
>>217616788see that's the thing about people like you mateyou think some sort of cosmic justice is going to save you, that justice will be served 'in the next life'except there is no next life, you have to grab this one by the horns and wrestle it to the grounda clue to be gained here, but imagine you'll just go about wielding your victim complex like a cudgel
>>217616603>Jesus Christ, Son of God SourceBible.comImright.comSee pic related, a monastery that predates the Gough Map by 1000 years.
he's got me dead to rights
done him
>>217616802I mean yeah it makes total sense, time is the ultimate resource and being able to invest an extra $500 a week just makes so much sensebut I'm a cowboy my heart yearns for the solitary life
NIGGER POO HOWLING
>>217616829may your apartment burn to the ground with your mother inside of it
>>217616870scr
>>217616829what do you do for a livingand what do your parents do
Starving. Going to make a toona fish sanwij for luncheon
Reckon I'll have a whole chicken leg today. Got to eat lots when you're sick
>>217616870see the thing isthat's not going to happen is it3000 years ago they would have left you in the cold to whither away before being picked apart by carrion feeders, letting you rent forever is a kindness and you should be thankful every day for it
>>217616837
metal truncheon up the arse
>>217616815shut up tranny no one likes you
>>217616837Character already played 47699 times last played on 15/12/2025 - 12H01
help im being raped help im being raped im being raped help me please please someone hepl me
>>217616882mid level government toilbot memy parents are retired but well off
>>217616913bradery warsh
screaming a poo
>>217616829some boomer cringe hereyou can do better guessing you are a nepobaby or some twat who sells junk and upsells it on a tiktok store or something
>allergic to moneynibba rent used to be 15% of your income max, these days it's literally over 50% for most people, 70%+ for most, and you think we're just not budgeting or wasting money
>>217616937tarq with tarq parents lecturing others about hard work... Many such cases!
>>217616949just gotta grab life by the horns bro
Open cone filters arrived for the jagJust waiting on a couple of brackets and supercharger whine kino will be on the menu
>>217616896used to date this bird, how did you find her pics?
>>217616947do you think I'm stupid or something I know the economy is rougher than everbut you can't just throw your hands up and go "oh well guess I'll just seethe forever"
yeah the language learning is going wellI’ll be fluent in no time
>>217616975What language?
the rest is footballthe bbc football men but they say the f word!! epic!!!
im not unc but i did stay up past midnight last night and now im done in
>>217616959didn't say anything about hard work did Iwhat do you do then?
just gotta pull yourself up by the bootstraps and walk right into the CEO's office and give him a firm handshake bro
>>217616988Romanian
>>217616975LOL I'm already a fluent!just part of being a neoliberal bull
>>217616911Have soup, toast and fruit when you're unwell. Chicken leg is dangerous too because it has bones.
>>217617007Escort lad!
>>217617003professionally unemployed
>>217617004Thanks unc
nick fluentes
>>217617004yeah mate just keep sooking sure that'll work out
>>217617007De ce înveți română?
Can't wait til all the virgin /brit/ runts are conscripted into the starmerwaffen pals battalion
wanking my massive cock ladsnot that I'm one to brag
>>217617023Not me
I've been working since I was 15, all manual labour jobsNot very smart in the head you see, but I'm quite strong and I've got a lot of stamina
>>217617048pics x
>>217617038see in the past you would have had your head crushed by a rock so just be thankful for every day
>>217617046will be claiming my irish passport and returning to the homeland if they try that
>>217617048pics?
>>2176170486'7" btw
>>217617041All my family are Romanian and live there
>>217616959>except there is no next life, you have to grab this one by the horns and wrestle it to the grounddishonest wanker
>217617017Mong
what was the first thing you ever wanked over?
>>217617080cocked that up horribly didnt imeant for >>217617003
>>217617088The wrestling
>>217617073Bazat. Îmi place România.
>>217617088your mum
>>217617088porn banner on rotten.com back in 2002
:/
boogers have gotten greener recently, anyone else notice?
dipping my cock in the ocean and catching fish on the end of it
>>217617088game of thrones audiobook
>>217617080>>217617097if you can't tell the difference then I wouldn't botherjust keep voting greens or whatever you do to cope
>>217617133>boogersFOY
>>217617088ThisI am pretty sure this is what has given me a lifelong Asian and milf fetish
Can't stand being called "unc". These gen alpha kids are insufferable.
>>217617088only wanked to my imagination when I started then progressed to lingerie sections of catalogues. that's basically what I wank to now so I've come full circle after decades of viewing filth
can't understand why drug addicts say "using"it's shit slang
>>217617148you live in a sheltered fantasy world the vast majority of the population laughs at people like you behind your back
>>217617183Don't really see how people get addicted, it's only drugs
*dont fear the reaper playing on the radio as you cruise down the street in you '71 muscle car you brought after a week at the toothpick factory* man the future is looking rock n roll, cant wait to fly on a jetpack
Why is it that the mild hangovers are the ones that hang around the longest? It’s Monday morning and the end results of my Saturday night shenanigans are only now fully wearing off.
>>217617177Argos catalogue?
that new Knives Out film was fairly shit then eh?only the first one was decent
sir keir starmer be like : dont fear the nigger
>>217617224sc
Mad how good a woman swallowing your cum feels.The blonde escort I saw doesn't even do cum in mouth without paying extra. But the one I saw on the 4th swallowed it all without complaint.
Cold pizza is lush might even be lusher than hot pizza
>>217617224Emergency poo seal delivery
Rorke's Basilisk
Just had my local labour councillor at the door asking if I had any issues in the local areaI said things were generally ok with the exception of rampant littering Then asked who I'd he voting for in the local elections Said I'd be voting reform with the general elections in mind>"I understand but these elections are to do with local services and who runs the council"dcvr
>>217617216argos and littlewoods (RIP)
>>217617174It's another wogism that's made it's way into English parlance
>>217617186ahh yes the famous 'you don't know the real world' poorgroid copeyour future is living in a dormitory surrounded by browns
>>217616556I think it’s better to be that black, it’s actually impressive. I can’t believe we call all those white skin mulattos niggers here in America. THAT is a real Black person.
>>217616929this is what i say whenever i'm being raped
>>217617213Age maybe?If I get a bad hangover I am literally fucked up for 1-2 days afterwards.When I was younger I could slam so much alcohol and be hungover for like only half a dayAlcohol is really hard on your body I think
>>217617251kek yjk their week is already ruined
glod
>>217617278concession accepted go and eat your foie gras off you fuck mate
basically 2026 is my year.
>>217617328Facts me too
>>217617328this has been debunked
Flying. Finna ditch the pseudo trip flag
scr
>>217617325yeah and you go look for 2 for 1 deals on doordash because that's the only joy left for you
never used to hear about Hanukkah
Tonight's kino
>>217617365just put up a flag and move on nibba
>>217617383more lik the goyworld
>>217617375heard about it all my life. But im just cultured so that's me
>>217617365>reform voters go around intimidating people into putting up posters of their glorious leader in their windowsdefend this one rorke
>>217617372utterly rattled kek
>>217617365it's just so obviously bollocks
>>217617375First yom kippur and now hannukah? It's hannukah holocaust!!1
>>217617398not the one fantasising about someone else's mum dying in a fire am I
>>217617156seen her with her tongue up a black man’s arsehole before
>>217617375prefer the Hawktuah
>>217617396top 10 things that definitely happened
is it hanukkah or chanukahI see both
>>217617448hanukkah is the Jewish celebration. Chanukah is Moot's birthday
>>217617365>Yeah don't get me wrong, but this doesn't feel like its passing the sniff test to me>Its sad these days that we have to be hyper aware of accounts run simply to sow discord and influence our politics>There is just a lot here that doesn't feel legit to me
>>217617463That's well played
weird how homosexual men and lesbian women are never friends
arseing a bradley walsh poo(screaming)
>>217617365oh look another thinly vailed reddit rorkebait post sure sargon will love this one
mob of rorkes brandishing pitchforks outside of my (rented) home AS WE SPEAK
wiping my arse with poo
>>217617487they're enemies in fact
>>217617365swear like 90% of these posts are just bait
>>217617432christ you're flailing mate that wasn't even me, like i said the vast majority of normal people hate those like youstupid sheltered wanker
>>217617499Just put the fucking flag up
>>217617487well gay lads are a good bit of fun and lesbians are miserable harpies
Sir Hannah Carr
just change the british flag to that poof and tranny one then we can support everyone with one flag
>>217617365i didn't put up a flag once and my neighbour curb stomped my head
met plenty of marges and lisas and maggies but never homers or barts. really makes you think
lesbians have a massive chip on their shoulder
Does life feel pointless for anyone else now that we have fake pictures and videos going around generated by hordes of Indians
>>217617513aaaahhh the genetic substrate doesn't like me whatever will I do
>A throat slitting gesture You just know this retard just took a scene from one of his favorite movies and inserted it into his anti-rorke fiction
>>217617553see about 3-4 Borts a day though
>>217617561The post is about being forced to put up Palestine flags
>>217617558continue to reply angrily trying to prove how little you care?
Remember lads, hate thy neighbour
on the first day of christmas my ziedy gave to mea cronem's wavy willy
>>217617568Were you taking to me?
>>217617575right well you're doing the same thingtwo men entangled, unable to let go of each other
Hey no running by the pool
>>217617598no my son is also named Bort
Oh my fucking god what the fuck am I gonna do for lunch
Any jobs going?
>>217617620my friends were at the pool and an arab got permanently banned because he had a melty when his kids got told to stop running
substracting some genetics
>>217617642Yeah i just heard there's gonna be 100 of them in Scotland once a medicinal cannabis farm opens
>>217617605Walked in on your dad again?
sad how pozzed everything is
>>217617605never once have i claimed i don't care like you aremost real people don't have that luxury
six seven gooooning siiiiix seeeeeven goooning ladslittle smoke and a gooon at the pub this evening lads
>>217617659fair play tbfI trannycede
spooky
getting the kettle onanyone fancy a brew?
used a dildo earlier and the top of it came out looking like a snickers bar melted over it
>>217617666fucking SICK of this fucking shoes ad with the zesty gay wog playing the spirit of Christmas
>>217617680Me as the bloodsucker behind you
licking poo off my bedroom wall
>>217617646mumberg had to save me in the pool as kids cause i tried going in the deep end and immediately started drowning while the lifeguard was just sitting on his chair watching us kek
>>217617654I hate weed and weedmongs
>>217617673
>>217617673kudos
>>217617701ktim but i was drowning at the beach because sisterstein got distracted and some woman saved my life
shitting and screaming through the neighbours letterbox at 3am
>>217617708you're calling me a violent criminal or autistic? I have a gf
>>217617685M&S went with a dancing lolihttps://youtube.com/watch?v=xuQjuxtqXbk
>>217617735alri norton
cba doing anything at work lads
finished my work early so hid in the toilet the remaining 15 mins of my shift before clocking out
>>217617668yes but in the end what will you do?is the plan to just seethe forever?
You scumbag, you maggotYou cheap lousy [beeep]Happy Christmas you arse I hope to god its your last!!
>>217617735creeping in to the neighbours' loft and gooooning on their most prized possessions six seven
>>217617759they're called children
dirty deeds dun dert cheepderdy deeds dun dert cheepderdydeedsanddedundercheep argh
all I want for christmas is poo
>>217617707dc;ssw
went to uni and never pulled an all nighter or even felt like pulling one or even really studied after dinner in the evening and still got a high first
>>217617828>went to uni and never pulledthat's a kaytimmers from me
ay yo what's good my n-words
>>217617828Pulled an all nighter and then drank a lot of very strong coffee so got the shakes in my exam and thought I was going to be sickI failed and had to resit it in the summer
>>217617828What subject?
>>217617846never pulled too :(>>217617850omds>>217617853maths
>>217617828ktim but i almost failed multiple modules
>>217617774i see no reason not to keep calling wankers wankers
We wish you a merry six sevenWe wish you a merry six sevenWe wish you a merry six sevenAnd a skibidi new year
>>217617847ayo homie big slime
Are you a kaytim man or a kekhtim manFor me it's the latter
>>217617873but you got a first? very lopsided grades?
junior, it's a tv progrum, a mooovie
>>217617891no
kahteem sterling
>>217617914:(
slippery detergent wank on the cards
bring back smoking in pubs
derde deeds dun dir chederde deeds dun dir chederde deeds and de dun dir che
>>217617959Mental how evil Blair was
farting uncontrollably
>>217617828only had to do all nighters because i almost quit and did nothing for most the semester and rushed all the work in a couple of weeksstill got a 2.1 so can only imagine what would have happened if i tried harder
>>217617959little smoke and goooon a bit a goooooning in the pub in the evening in all I want six fucking seeeeven man
right well i have cancer
>>217617966enjoyed this post
>>217617992um
derde dee dun der chederde dee dun der chederde dee dun der chederde dee an de dun dur che
don't smoke myself but does it really make that much difference having to walk a few metres outside to smoke, plus you get the fresh air
>>217617959I remember last time I went to the pub everyone kept leaving to go smoking outside, even the people who didn't smoke, and leaving me at the table by myself
browsing /brit/ on windows vista in 2014
>>217617975Yeah he was such a school prefect, like the rest of New Labour
>>217618009its fine just going to die maybe
>>217618019they all went out to plan a big party for you mate
>>217618028god those were kino days
mewing
>>217618034haha x
>>217618019I do this when there's a cunt I can't stand to be around
mad how big dinosaur vaginas probably were
>>217618070could probably hide from a t rex inside one
>>21761805411 years of /brit/what a time to be alive
im part of the gestation nation its a clan for creatures that gestate
>>217618067haha I'm that cuntthere was a guy who stayed with me the first two times but then he started to go outside too
shagging a brontosaurus rotten, the little slag had it coming
>>217618070corr
cant wait to be old and frail so i can get away with being a nuisance in public
>>217618070>>217618108
>>217618119little? you shagging a baby one????
Waiting for Tesco man to come with the shopping sincerely regret choosing a 4 hour slot now.
>>217618119
balls deep in a triceratops, slut keeps begging for more, right tart this dinosaur lot
>>217618116Are you quiet and awkward? You're probably making them feel awkward and making the atmosphere tense and awkward when they want to chill and have fun
>>217618143um
catberg screaming his fucking head off at nothing in particular
>>217618153scr
>>217618160yeahthat's why I said no when they invited me out again
raping a baby brontosaurus as there is no law against it
>>217618168Feed him
saw a man walk around in high heels
what dinos do you lot like?I like baryonyx and megalosaurus
>>217618190that would clearly be bestiality which is illegal
do not post the dinosaur webm
>>217618196used to have a bunch of those dvds about dinos i would rewatch weekly as a kid and always thought this one undefeatable
>>217618214
less sad and weird postingmore positive and funny posting
>>217618243>>217618243>>217618243
>>217618233good pickankylosaurus is cool as fuck
>>217618028I HATE THIS WINDOWS VISTA TONIGHTBLUE SCREENCRASHES
