grump cat eidishion
>>217619814at least 6 inches on this lad
>Moment hero confronts Bondi gunman and kicks his rifle away before being shot at by police and set upon by bystanders who mistook him for one of the shooters
>>217621549Aussies finally felt brave when confronted with a white man
Finally nearly cured my phimosis lads.Feels good.
the ashen faggot
i'm addicted to racism
>>217621549>be a hero >get shot and beaten up HOWLING
>>217619814at least 6 inches
delicious scran
>>217621627testicles that never saw the sun
>>217621627Pangpang will look at this and thinkHmmm derriciousuu sukuranuu
these captchas are helli would use my pass but my mum came in and posted bart simpson porn on it yesterday
>>217621623not for me this one
madarchod!!!
Jap food is crap
everything reminds me of her.
rorke's sister with the small boat lad
ahoy scallywags
>>217621693-450 izzat for patel herehe'll have to spam this account with DMs to get it back
should be toiling but instead i'm on /brit/
>>217621782SCREAMING
think my bum hole might be bleeding
whos rorke is he the jason of /brit/?
ktim sanded mine with toilet paper yesterday
>>217621782
>>217621782thats my dad
my favorite brit on 4chan is the guy who talks about his testicles being annihilated
>>217621782boomgroids used to go mental over this
>>217621844rare Chinese bradderswill bless you with one thousand years of good luck and fortuneonly if you reply to this post say AFFIRM
>>217621780
>>217621887AFFIRM
farting and wafting it into my own face
>>217621918find this hard to believe
bumberg quite insistent upon pootoil
>>217621901fucking bitch
>>217621901Peng hapas sexo sexo sexoToo bad my willy too big for them :(
everyone in my new team hates me because im a weird freak and i dont say anything
>>217622023Ktim
big fat fucking zoomer arse
the toil freaks are finishing up day 1 haha wonder how it went for them
>>217622050yes please!!!!!
learning jazz so I can learn some gay porn chords
>>217622050bit paedophilic
>>217622056I've still got 3 hours left lad
>>217622056Worked maybe 1 hour today, spent the rest of the day napping and shitposting.
Find it hilarious how all of you use words like lad and mate but I bet none of you would ever dare to use them in real life because you'd sound so cringe
>>217622138? are you foreign or what
>>217622138i use senpai, bruv, boss, bossman and blud only
Enrolling on an aerospace engineering course at the Open Uni so when the next asteroid strikes earth I'll know exactly where to lie down, legs open, so it can hit me straight in the bollocks like the universe always intended.
>>217622138literally everyone uses those words here mate
>>217622138ktim
>>217622166ah yes the rorke at an ex-polytechnic will be the first to be informed of an incoming nuclear attack of course
>>217622138feel really called out, as a middle class neek
>>217622184who said anything about nuclear attacksbit thick arent you
reckon i'd be drinking 50 cups of coffee a day in columbia
>>217622184get them meds taken leftypol yeh?
>>217621549>Video verified by the BBC showed Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, running at the gunman and seizing his weaponFucking hell how's rorke gonna spin this?!
oi nah yous cunts are fuckin heaps hectic
>Linkedin Your application was viewed by <wagecorp>First time I’ve ever got one of these, after all these applications this was the first time someone has even looked at it?Think benniestoil might be better desu
>>217622208>>217622234couldn't be bothered to read the post fully, okay? fuck off
>>217622166Truth is if a big rock was headed our way we wouldn't be told until the last minute
>>217622237Don’t want any of them in, they can have their shootings and be heroes back home
POO
>>217622237Doesn't bring back the lives the other muslims took though, does it?
>lang=bn
RAPE
Nigger.
poo
i remember having a conversation at a pub about 30 years ago with some computer tech guy and i was telling him how impressed i am by this feature which allows you to change your desktop background to any wallpaper of your liking even photos you've uploaded yourself onto the computer and he told me that it's nothing in less than a decade we're going to be able to digitally change our actual wallpapers in our living rooms and across the house and that still hasn't happened lol technology is so weird and unpredictable i mean you'd expect that to be a thing by now considering all the other crazy stuff they've come up with
>/brit/ describing what they like most in one word
just scalped 7 (You)'s in 5 minutes, not bad for a toil poo break. See you losers later yeah?
>>217621457genetics i assume. i didn't think it was that unusual but maybe it's different for m vs f
>Former British SFSG operator George Hooley who recently died in UkraineRest now brother ill see you in Valhalla
200 spent on christmas presents fuck my jolly chungus life
>>217622352wish i was faustian enough to go fight for something i believe in
>>217622352what's he doing there then
>>217622360thats like 80 quid
im just too jolly i cant help it
gayyyaaat dayumlook at the ASS on that BITCHlook at the TITTIES
sucking a child porn
>>217622374They just said he died while doing weapons testing with the ukranian army whatever that means
>soldier diesok are we going to report every individual case. they signed up for it surely they knew it might happen
>>217622360>£100cheap cunt
>>217622390its actually 100 quid which is a lot for an incel like me
>>217622345I stopped growing at 16 because I had a very bad case of gastro enteritis that made me lose about 30% of my bodyweight in a little over a month. I'm now a full 3-4 inches shorter than all the other males in my family and I've never stopped being scrawny since
got nothing to post
eating some food to keep my body functioning so I can live another day
jacojaki21
>>217622440>>217622441ktim
I'm tall but I'm stick thinthink it's from having a single mother who hated cooking so I just didn't eat basically and now I'm a scrawny dweeb
we're the cuds in new zealand (whoa)we're the cuds in new zealand (whoa)
please stop being gay ;_;
my brother is a mentally ill leftist
>>217622470no :3
I dont know how toilberg expects you to have motivation to toil away this week
>>217622472>brothernot for long
>>217622408Wow that’s your countryman youre talking about show some respect
we out here raping rorke
who /hype/ here
my youtube is always fucking geeking
>>217622480umhi
>>217622425that sounds awful, i'm sorry you went through that. would that really override whatever height you were more or less programmed to be though? i thought it was more like starvation over a long period especially during early childhood that stunted growth
G'dasamumalaikum ya fuckwitsLet's shoot down to the beach and get some curry on the barbie ay?
free yung bruh lil tracey hoe
ghee king
>>217622515Boring bint, that gay yank cook does better Victorian dishes
>>217622515mad how nun coded she isshe longs for the monastic life
getting copilot to do my job for me hehe
>>217622526did the man smoke the cigarette
>>217622564it do be like that
In full shitposting flow, can sense you all trembling at your computer screens from everything I post
Just learnt "Judge" Rinder is a gay, jewish, zionist, pro-genocide, Reform UK member with a history of saying sexually inappropriate and uncomfortable things to his straight male colleagues
>>217622526any complaints on his behalf?
Rorke be like>Foreign countries can have all their doctors and their nurses back home. I want to die from easily preventable diseases like any self-respecting white man should.
look to the sky and enjoy the life
>>217622602Why would I die from easily preventable diseases?
>Slop has been chosen as Merriam-Webster’s 2025 word of the year. The term has been used often this year for awful AI-generated content. We at /brit/ embrace AI slop
leftypol doing call to prayer facing the NHS headquarters
>>217622602>Newly-qualified doctors in their first year of practice in England have voted in favour of strike action in a row over a shortage of jobs.
Sheets reeked of poo when I woke up. Must've been farting like a steam engine all night long.
>>217622585
>>217622629Hilarious that they don't know where it comes from: "Goy slop"
>>217622534In actuality I didn't regain a full appetite until after nearly two years. My stomach had shrunk during that time and it took a lot of effort to be able to eat normally again. I had bad cases before but this one was the nastiest by far.I'm not 100% sure I'm shorter because of that but it's about as likely as getting extremely unlucky genetically. I'm only 175cm tall and both my brother, fater and grandfathers are/were at least 190cm. My growth stopped completely after that episode. You're still supposed to grow a bit in your late teens
its half 3 fuck sake where did the time go it was like 12 like an hour ago it not right
if you want to taste cumyou've got to, shag my bumcocaine
Migrants just flew over my house
>>217622596Just a bit of flirting you straight sausage
>>217622658thought you were announcing half life 3 for a minute
fart life 3
i am rorke
>>217622629amazing a ck meme has made word of the year
Government is outsourcing polling to YouGov questionnaires to try to determine what immigration policy they should have.This is from today's survey on behalf of the Government
>>217622732screaming
>>217622732i notice there's no option for 'none'
>>217622732Canadians do not look like that
one on the right is a 48 year old man
>>217622732Where’s “neither”? Or preferably “only if they’re white”
der pax americana est vorbei
>>217622732migrant A? migrant B? how bout i'm doing none of em
>>217622717you are FINISHED
the famed indian christians
>>217622729I helped popularize “goyslop” back when I used to post to /ck/ :)
In no timeline or scenario does a Canadian citizen need to claim asylum in the UK to escape wildfires.In no timeline or scenario does an Indian citizen need to claim asylum in the UK to escape flooding.
Saw a lady with tattoos on her fingers, thought it read “TART” and was left confused but maybe she’s proud to be a tart, then she moved her hands a bit and I realised it was “TARA”Not one for such things desu
shut yo BLACK ASS UP
catberg on a mad one
>>217622732Come on Rorke just let them in okay?!
rorke pulling up to the unction wit da vintage jordan
>>217622763This guy looks a bit gay when he's not dressing up
got the rinse fm on
>>217622732only whites and attractive jf women allowed in
>>217622796they're not real peopleit's a migration trolley problem
Mad how one of the whitest towns in England is called 'Whitehaven' and it's part of 'Copeland'
>>217622817probably mate yeah
>>217622796>India>Reason for migration: Yookay bennies>Africa>Reason for migration: Yookay bennies
>>217622834Clearly states he's a CANADIAN mate
>>217622801saw someone with KUNT on their knuckles
you know its bad when you do a poo and you dont get that lightweight angelic feeling afterwards
it's a trick question they want you to say 'don't know' so they can tell you to shut up, stop complaining, and let them do their job of continuing to ruin your life
>>217622822My application? Denied.N'gubu's application? Automatically accepted.
>>217622801Got TARD tatted on my knuckles
stealing a french thermonuclear device and detonating it off the coast of bangladesh causing freak waves and an exodus of hundreds of thousands bangladeshi persons to southern england
>>217622830dunno why you sound unsure
>>217622850CanadaReason for migration: experiencing dark academia at Oxbridge
>>217622657how are you now? i hope things are better, that must have really toughi think i'm the height i was meant to be, dad's side is tall and my mom's is short to average. i had an ed from age 12 but nothing extreme so i don't think it would have affected my growth. 30% of your body weight is obviously a lot though and if it took you that much time to get back to eating properly maybe it did have an affect
love captaining the normandylove genociding batarianshate the citadel councilhate the reaperssimple as
>>217622902You should ask the Russians instead. I'm sure they must have some of those giga bombas lying somewhere, poorly defended in a remote Siberian base
>>217622657>190cmUmm
rorke falling to new lows day by day
>>217622911he's got good taste, let him in says I
why does the UK have to be the one to take in all these forens anyway?there's plenty of countries that aren't tiny islands already full to the brim
>>217622953screaming he really had me going there for a second
>>217622953"HOW CAN I MAKE THIS ABOUT ME?"
>>217622953LOL
wonder what the deliveroo driver rating breakdown by race isreckon the rare east asians are up there
>>217622970because our ancestors decided to spread the english language to every corner of the world
>>217622795you hipster
>>217622953based
corrr
if you werent molested as a child and get seriously offended by paedos then your biology is that you are attracted to children
might start roiding so i can look like this
>>217622626Yeah I dunno Rorke. How would deporting doctors and nurses affect the NHS? Mystery.>>217622631Doesn't really change the fact that brown doctors and nurses would likely save your life if you got into trouble.
>>217622970>full to the brimum rorke what about the countryside and nature that hasn't been destroyed yet?have you considered covering the lake district in cement?
>>217622929That was 15 years ago so I'm good now but still freakishly scrawny, even after going to the gym religiously and following it up with the right diet. Don't know if that's related or not.
>>217623033based
>>217623018nobody was even on about nonces. Just something floating around in your head was it?
>>217622596My ex served judge rinder at the pharmacy once
>>217623043Bodied that nonce
>>217622970colonialism innit?
#EnslaveAllWomen2026
>>217623043good point and useful learning. I just got here, to make you all seethe about it. anyone doing it constantly is biologically a paedo
>>217622756Many Canadians do look like that
>>217623038changes the fact that it's not really about filling in gaps in the workforce for you but importing browns for the sake of it
>>217622953lmao, twitter trannies are going APOLEPTIC
>>217622732Where's the neither option?
im gona smash your fockin face in
>>217623080A worker could be hired to fill a gap, and that worker could also go on strike
>>217623086
*flies away*
peak fertility age of women is the same thing as roided men
Right well that's the christmas gift sorted
>>217623104>giffuck off
mad that Sarah Ferguson got caught having her toes sucked by some yank billionaire whilst pregnant with Prince Andrew's daughterwhat a sloot
>>217623099
>>217623110
>>217623098they're not working mate they can't get jobs
>>217623108what shop
euro trip, 1942
twerkers of the world unite
>>217623108Depressing to think that they’re still going. You can get better tasting noodles for like 60p these days and these cunts still charge a quid
>>217623126GIWTWM
>>217623135B&M mate
i'm like a bumi'll only do a poo
Lent my sister some money but instead of paying me back she's going out for a meal :/Escorts probably told her to do this just to spite me
>>217623040glad you're good now. main thing is you're healthy, probably better off skinny than the opposite
Off to woolies for a fosters and some vegemite
Must be so exhausting being racist and hating people all the time like wtf. It’s so chill being normal and not having extreme views about everything.
>>217623077According to the 2021 census, the population of Canada is 4% black (i.e. they’re rare). However, zero Canadians are black; if I moved to China, I would not be Chinese, and neither would my descendants be Chinese. Just as the founding peoples of the English nation were the Angles, Saxons, and Jutes, the founding peoples of the Canadian nation were English, Scottish, Irish, and French. If your people(s) are not included on the Canadian coat of arms, you are not Canadian.
Am hungry and horny x
>>217623179its what black people feel every day about whites
>>217623194eat your own cum then
>>217622953
>>217623145That's where a Finn recorded his voice
>>217623179You have to remember that most properly racist people are mentally ill mate
>>217623179Leftypol will say stuff like this and then spend every waking hour of their life whinging about billionaires and white people
must be so exhausting picking the shit out of your corn, i just slurp it up mindlessly
Just got called a "weeaboo faggot" for wearing my Naruto headband in Greggs...
Germany and Holland have the right idea with having legal brothels.Just go in, pick a woman, have fun.Not like over here where AdultWork skanks take days to respond to an inquiry or don't even read the email for days.
>>217623261That’s you done
just got bummed up the arse for wearing my 'im a big gay faggot' shirt in greggs
>>217623240True>>217623246Those people are also bizarre. Me? I’m chill. I’m happy. Let people live their own lives. Most things aren’t worth getting worked up over.
>>217623179Most people here are extremely mentally ill, isolated from the real world, self radicalised, low IQ, and feel the need to punch down on anyone they see as below them. This generally means brown people, trans people, and women.
>>217623268sybau
Last for Walt Disney!!
>>217623189proper old stock or pure laine
leftypol done in
>>217623268you are probably the saddest cunt i've ever encountered on the internet
>>217623268basically the antichrist
dont even care about my cancer diagnosis anymore too lazy to keep going to the doctpor
>>217623285That’s 90% of /brit/ sent flying
>>217623293digital ID going to do leftypol in
90% of BBC presenters are Tory or Reform party members and members of anti-trans campaign groups.
>>217623293deeply concerning how dishonest and deceitful leftypol types are.
>>217623302let doctorberg have a squiz at yoyr tumor and treat it lad, it's fae yer own good like
>>217623293>youths
>>217623293mad how they just lieeveryone has encountered the occasional tube crack head surely
imagine her crushing your bollocks with her thighs
>>217623334think ill just die
>>217623302afraid of cancer mehow did you find out, how old are you
>>217623334rather unbecoming to reply to yourself even if you do have cancer
i've been to australia
>>217623326Why not start your own tranny news network, like BBC Pidgin but for troons
>London is unsafeomds are they still trying to push this bullshit?
>>217623302:(
>>21762335022 got a meter wide tumour growing off my head
>>217623346they prefer to lie to your face rather than admit theres a problem and accept an uncomfortable truth despite their decades of propagandising.
>>217623299How so?
>>217623346
>>217623373stewie griffin over here
must have a head like stewie griffin
>>217623373I'm really sorryI will pray for you
toby
dpd waging psychological warfare on mesent me an email saying hello we will make a deliver today out for delivery -- TODAYbeen pacing around my house peering out of windows like a mental case only to see nothingterrorising me in me own homeme own fookin home
>>217623353aint replying to myself nigger.have had cancer myself once, skin cancer on my willy. a fairly simple procedure to have it excised and now am cancer free and that
>>217623367when you see this every day yeah it is
can't help feeling it would've been sadder if she looked cuter
>>217623416really
>>217623385Why are you posting screenshots of a neo-nazi's twitter post?What relation does that have to British culture?
>>217623172>>217623240>>217623290>>217623411attention begger throwing shit at the wall on nonce botnet
i've killed myself
>>217623412DPD - Doing Paranoid DickheadsYou've been dpdone
>>217623367London IS unsafe. It’s a shithole.
>>217623293I'm 187cm 17 stone massive fat cunt and I feel unsafe in LondonIt's not even like I'm particularly whimpy either, but i've heard they just stab you for a laugh in some parts
>>217623425your a nonce
>>217623436
>>217623418>not pictured>"ew fuck off N*gger"
>>217623398jinx
born in 1995 me, never thought i'd see the day when i'd become unc, but here i am, an unc
he's gotta GO
>>217623432Are you pretending not to understand things again?
>>217623483we cant have him in our social club no more
girl at toil annoys the shit out of meshe cringes at literally anything and doesn't try to hide it, one of the most irritating retards I've ever met
nghuguueugh
normalfags be likei need to have multiple social media accounts with my full name and pictures of my gay face all over them
>>217623488xeyre just triggered
>>21762347893 here. literally one foot in the grave
>>217623373thoughts and prayers
the twitter man said it so it's true
trans freak
>>217623418Literally how much of a pussy do you have to be to find that scary when there’s a literal teenage girl in the video obviously finding it funny and giggling? Absolute gaylord>>217623446London is safe and getting safer by most metrics. Cope on.
>>217623497eat her poo
rewatching all of the WKUK videos assuming that fat one is a pedo
any irritating retards in the thread
>>217623536that teenage girl got gangraped and the guy who tried to help her was attacked by the mod but i;m sure you're a 'ard nut who would have stopped 50 feral kids from doing it
shall i ask the proto-gf what her vagina smells like then
>>217623572Prefer not to say
>>217622237>We should let all the shooters in cause one of their own stopped one of them temporarily
>>217623572yeah and hes on three different flags making more than 1 post every 30 seconds begging for attention
>>217623581gwon lad
NEW>>217619805>>217619805>>217619805
>>217623578>that teenage girl got gangrapeddid she aye?
>>217623578Did she mate yeah?
>>217623572do you really need to ask
>>217623604Erm
Feeling depressed
black people gangraping and attacking people who try to stop it? yeah they do that
new>>217623633>>217623633>>217623633
We're getting made fun of on twitter again lads :(
>>217623640how come
>>217623650>>217623650New
>>217623640scream
>>217623385Posted it again award
